/sug/ - Steven Universe General Welcome to earth Edition L

>>7110041
Jasper is fat

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Do you think we can overpower her and make her body jiggle for our amusement

>>7110045
Jasper is sexy~

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SHES SO
SHES SO
BEAT THIRSTY THOUGHT I HEARD A MOSQUITO

>>7110081
We can kiss one toe each, all at once

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I want Jasper to wear pink

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>>7110081
I want her to crush me

>>7110081
>tfw no giantess gf

why live

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>>7110106
I want Jasper to befriend a bird

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>>7110081
I don't think we'll ever overpower her.

Sapphire being manhandled and fucked by Armstrong when?

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>>7110081
lol no, who do you think we are?

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>>7110148

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>>7110153
NEVER

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so if I were to commission the depressed and T H I C C Blue Diamond in a similar moment like pic related, who should be the best artist?

If the diamonds made lesser gems for their armies, who made the diamonds?

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she only fought for the honor of her diamond
she did nothing wrong

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>>7110166
Aw

>>7110187
I don't think he would be the best, but I want to see Shadman draw Blue Diamond.

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Gems should kiss

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>>7110227
Gems should kidnap

>>7110210
i miss the dancing scenes ... fusion dancing, pearl's pointless but awesome summoning dance

>>7110237
I'm gonna be pissed if we don't get one for Rainbow Quartz 2.0

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even the rubies have nice taste

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It has a happy ending I swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6PjUhW8_RE

>>7110223
I feel he'd do it on his own with enough coaxing, but it'd probably be eh and futa

>>7110255
I bet Pearl and Steven are going to fuse this season.

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I love (you) all very very much.

good night

>>7110273
>not Garnet Steven

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>>7110148
I want Jasper to give birth to a clan of tribbles

>>7110106
What about Jasper as Vegeta wearing pink?

>>7110282
If they would ever fuse it would be Garnet and Stevonnie.

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>>7110282

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could any kind anons take a request as yellow diamond as the one writing and BD as the paper?

>>7110102
good idea. (the lack of feet art for any of the diamonds is disappointing)

>>7110263
>zott Grammes

Amazing. Glad he's still making SU stuff

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anyone got sauce on this here drawing? Trying to find it and image search ain't helping.

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jasper is best mom

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866

Im just curious.

>>7110383
Only because of her Hartman hips.

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>>7110383
Wrong.

>>7110187
Ill probably ask again later today but any recommendations?

>>7110202
I agree.
She will come back.

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>>7110397
>Sapphire
I mean obvious bias aside you really gotta ask why not?

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>>7110294
I want Jaspers

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>>7110397
I forgot to say, if you vote for any townie/fusion respond with who.

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If it's not okay to masturbate to Steven Universe, can I masturbate to Steven Sugar instead?

>>7110273
>garnet
>peridot
>lapis
>greg
>jasper
>centi
and then Pearl

>>7110397
Jasper's an interesting case, because the VA could sing in her natural voice which would sound much better, but I guess it wouldn't make much sense when Jasper's voice is so gruff.

>>7110263
>Jasper is still corrupted and bubbled
YOU SAID IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>>7110485
Oh...

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>>7109693
I'm really not a drawfag, I'm not good enough and I know people would be disappointed if I take their requests.

But I hope to get better someday.

http://orig04.deviantart.net/0228/f/2017/007/2/9/stupid_sloppy_su_doodles_by_drawmeaponynamedbob-daum060.jpg

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>>7110514

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doing studies yet I still want to draw fanart
so I'll do requests for 30 minutes

Draw request?

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Do you think all Steven/gem fusion will be hideous like Smoky Quartz?

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>>7110485
>Garnet
Don't forget the fact it takes a whole episode to get all three of the fusions outta of the way because they gotta show off their powers and personalities.

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>>7110547
Jasper flexing and smiling <3

>>7110547
To remove memes --> >>7110153

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>>7110202
>jasper dindu nuffin
>lapis dindu nuffin
>peridot dindu nuffin
>bismuth dindu nuffin
>pearl dindu nuffin
>rose dindu nuffin
>the diamonds dindu nuffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDiJyS9Nfa8
i keked
There should be more physical comedy

>>7110382
Did you try looking for the artist name?

http://tetraorb.tumblr.com/

>>7110547
>>7110343

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Threadly reminder

I believe I have found new evidence to support the Rose is Pink Diamond theory. This is a concept that has been tossed around for awhile, however it lost some traction due to the reveal that Rose "Shattered" Pink Diamond.

My idea revolves around the idea that Pink diamond took the form of Rose and faked her assassination.

While I Do not have any direct evidence, their are some obvious character traits that apply to both of them, that may connect them.

Traits
>pink Color pallet
>complete infatuation with humans,

one who collects them, and the other, wanting to involve herself with them as much as possible.

Now I have also noted some symbolism that relates back to this, mainly as seen in the episode >Mr Greg". In the song we see greg and pearl take on the shades of yellow and blue, while Steven becomes pink. I think this is trying to say that Blue and Yellow need to talk about what happened to pink. Also as we see in the leaked yellow diamond song, "Yes, of course, we still love her
And we’re always thinking of her
Don’t you know I miss her, too?" this mirrors back to Greg and pearl missing rose,

TLDR

Rose maybe pink diamond.

>>7110397
I pick Lapis and Jasper because I'm still fucking waiting for that Lapis song and Jasper singing would just be funny.

>>7110614
What will Kimberly's pipes come up with next?

>>7110595
dude, you aren't even trying. I know this is probably a trolling attempt, but if you're serious then before you make fan theories you need to go out and gather actual evidence before coming to a conclusion. this is just fucking sloppy

>>7110485
This, Peridot or Lapis are definitely next, then Garnet, and then a bunch of others with Pearl being dead last. Serves that thirsty slut right, and also it'd be good for her character arc or whatever.

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>>7110591
thats a nice Rose

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BECKY A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7110547
Blue and Yellow Diamond using their arm ships to punch the Earth together but they're out in space directing it with their bodies locked together acting as one punching.

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>>7110668

>>7110583
If you think about it no character ever did anything wrong because good and evil are relative and this show has no true villains only misunderstandings. Really makes ya think.

>>7110668
>tfw you're too autistic to look at the camera

>>7110668
That kid looks like IRL Steven

>>7110668
You're cute.

>>7110532
I feel ya ive been holding off on actually getting into drawing.
if we keep practicing enough we could probably finally draw a perfect circle (that we can turn into a tiddy)

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>>7110547
This with Greg and Steven in the Korean clothes that had the BANE hat?

>>7110668
Why do Jew heads look so funny?

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>>7110700
That is not me in the photo but thank you anon!!!!! You are very cute too!!!

>>7110547
>>7110187
maybe?

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>>7110646
werewolf howls
egg-laying grunting
crying
moans emitting from an act of self-love

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>>7110689
>>7110716
Do not bully plz!!! Becky is very beautiful and cute!!

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/sug/, how do you prefer your monster eyes to look like?

>>7110742
A vagina

>>7110742
left

>>7110741
Her ears stick out weirdly and she has a bad haircut.

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>>7110547
Can I please get Jasper carrying Skinny Jasper likethis please?

>>7110547
Amy forcefeeding Lapis

we're all in agreement that if Steven fused with lapis, the fusion's water wings would be made of healing spit, right?

well, Lapis can turn her wings into fists, so their fusion could probably heal things by punching them.

Combined with the pompadour Lamar gives Lapis, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>7110735
Diddling yourself makes the eggs eject easier, clever quartz

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>>7110776

>>7110767
With a robonoid as the star bob.

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>>7110762
Her ears are not weird! They are unique and adorable!! And her haircut is not bad, I think it is very cute on her!

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I miss the limb enhancers.

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>>7110741
Becky is an escaped Auschwitz gremlin who likes to kill infants by stuffing their heads into her syphilis ridden cunt until they suffocate

>>7110784
I love this idea and I appreciate it because Josuke is my favorite but still

IT ME DIO XD
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUWANG XD
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAOROAROAR XD

>>7110547
Blue Diamond's butt expanding and ripping out of her dress.

>>7110797
Her haircut has the same effect as tattooing on her forehead "I say I'm bisexual but I really prefer to be a dyke unless there's a lot of money involved, and also I'm going to put a lot of social justice bullshit in anything I can."

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>>7110397
Lapis.
She is the only hero who hasn't had a song yet and it makes me distrust her.
Maybe a musical number could help give her a little bit of personality so 4chan and Tumblr can stop projecting shit onto her.

>>7110823
Pls stop fellow jojofag

>>7110790
thank

>>7110823
Jojo!
MUDA MUDA MUDA XD XD XD

TWILIGHT OVERCHARGE XD XD XD

>>7110649
I vouch for the theory of Pink being Lion like every other theorists. This guy though keeps copy pasting the same jazz over ha

>>7110649
It's copy/paste. He doesn't care what anyone says about it. Skip when you see the picture or opening line.

Protip: Skip all "reminder" posts.

>>7110868
Ha!

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This video has an expected ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaMzFeFFrPc

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>>7110850
I don't want to.

>>7110784
No kys

>>7110900
Yes kiss

>>7110945
Maybe a little...

>>7110868
Technically, now that Diamondswap is the baseline both theories can be true, since Rose can have PD's mind and Lion can be PD's body plus a lion

I like my reverse-diamondswap variation the best because there's no motive that makes sense for PD to want to steal a Rose Quartz's body, but every motivation for a Rose Quartz to steal a Diamond's body

not to mention Rose being an empath is a necessary secondary power for her healing tears to work

>>7110831
I second that the world could use more of it. I might even draw some of it.

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>>7110872
Reminder that Jasper will have to stop being dead soon to pay child support.

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>>7110837
Anon!!!! That is extremely mean, she does not love Ian for money!!! Becky likes her hair like that, I and it looks cute on her!!

>>7110807
[/spoiler]s5[/endspoiler]

>>7110951
I am all game for Pink Diamond being one or the other. I just hope she is still alive. Also Lion's theme is Pink's supposed theme from the moon base just sped up.Plus Lion knew where the moon base even was. Pink is in there somewhere heh.

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crystal germs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7110994
Is that a promise Rebecca? Don't lie to me you whore.

>>7110994
>using spoiler on trash
how new

>>7110998
I'm going to stick with reverse diamondswap until more info becomes available. It's the most elegant solution but it's probably still wrong

>>7111018
> thinking that was a serious attempt to use spoiler
how quaint

>>7110872
>>7110028

>>7110998
I don't know how I feel about this theory, it feels cheap to say she never died and so Rose never did anything wrong, but it'd also be a pretty good twist with a lot of concrete foreshadowing. I'm torn.

>>7111026
Aso long as Pink is still alive somehow I will be happy heh.

>>7110983
She definitely doesn't love him for his face.

>>7110998
>>7111053
>heh
pedo detected

which of the blue gems would you NOT fr*ck?

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That was too rude!! I will not respond to that bullying anymore!! Have a cute Ian and Becky instead!!

>>7111073
>fr*ck
>>>/leddit/

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Reminder

>>7111045
I think Pink never wanted to be horrible. Staged her death and Rose likely covered it up as if she was some tyrant to upset the Diamonds and inspire troops. Pink meanwhile was going to hide out and either A got corrupted into a majestic wilder beasts or turned into a Lion purposely to hide. Rose had a lot of secrets.

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>>7111092
Aww <3

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>you must wait 4 minutes 27 seconds before posting a duplicate reply
Darn

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>>7111092
>listening to what the two most self-loathing Gems have to say about feeling good about yourself

>>7111069
Pink is a fully grown gal. I do not see pedophile anywhere in there. Kill yourself.

>>7111126
pedo detected

>>7111089
heck you

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>>7111092
>>7111114
stop lying to me

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Will Dogsper try to yiff Lion if she finds out he is Pink Diamond?

>>7111138
Look at this new fag. Attacking a Pink fucker.

>>7111143
*h*ck

>>7111092
I wouldn't trust Lapis saying that, she's just trying to make you feel comfortable so she can berate you about being ugly in private

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>>7110558

>>7111158
It's just a puppet dancing on strings man. He be dancin'

>>7111180
You card

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>>7111194

>>7111044
reminder that she "was" the perfect quartz.

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>daily reminder people actually Unironically thought Rose was pink diamond

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>>7111202

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>>7111202
>James AB

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>>7111180
Oh you.

>>7111206
hey, at the time it made sense

we didn't know that Diamonds are twenty feet tall or that Rose killed her

>>7111206
Reeeee week trash detected!

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>>7111205
Reminder that Jasper is and always will be the perfect quartz

>>7111154
>Jasper breaks down the door and lays down the moves, winning over both L's which leads to the most ultimate momgasm of our time

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>>7111194
>>7111202
>this artsyle

>>7111234
Staged death. I stick with it. Lion is Pink Diamond.

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>>7110776
already did this
are you the same anon?

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Bow down

>>7111206
What's your theory for why Rose/Steven's gem has a giant diamond-shaped point on the back (as shown in on that one crew shirt) that the other rose quartz gems don't have?

>>7111226
If Saltine sees this can be have a lactose (semen) free version?

>>7111267
Nice

>>7111267
Even higher version then the to be released itunes version.

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>>7111194
>>7111202
>>7111214
Unf.

>>7111206
Accept she is pink diamond in spirit

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>>7111154
>tfw two out of three of Jasper's moms cuck her with each other

>>7111180
better than I expected

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>>7111278
CUTE

>>7110547
Damn, I missed it.

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Blue Diamond requires your memes.

>>7111277
I am but I never saw this, thanks.

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>>7111370
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7111370
I want Blue Diamond to sit on me

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>>7111370

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>>7111314
And the ending was perfect!

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>>7111370

>>7111370
The more me message we feed her the bigger her butt gets.

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>>7111370

>>7111407
* memes

Fucking kill yourself autocorrect -_-

>>7111369
missed what?

you know I said 30 minutes but fuck it. I'll try to do all requests

>>7111194
I honestly believe this is the same artist from that SU comic too cool for school

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>>7111474
BASED LAMAR DOES IT AGAIN

>>7111483
kek KEK
>lick me where I fart

>>7111478
<_>

would you rather live in the zoo with the natives and other abductees, or be brought to homeworld as a sort of intelligent pet/jester for BD?
keep in mind your odds of getting laid are exponentially higher in the first scenario

>>7111498
Spooge spattered Blue Diamond cheeks.

(Old)
http://raveneesimo.tumblr.com/post/128517048033/experimenting-with-different-steven-faces-also

>Experimenting with different Steven faces. Also known as.. more doodling. XD
>XD

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>>7111480
Ah, cool thanks. I had an idea when I saw the gnome gems that it would be cute if Steven picked up and held them like stuffed animals.

I ran into a fucking Lars x Pearl comic...anyone want to see?

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>>7111370

>>7111483
WHAT really?

>>7111510
The second because I still get to be around Blue Diamond then.

>>7111538
>>7111544
Leak mind.

>>7111547
it looks identical in all honesty

>>7111548
My faggot Lapis doing this faggot look everytime I come home
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?

>>7111194
>>7111202
>>7111214
Did Pearl forget she could just shapeshift the penis away and pull out?

>>7111536
Yes
I saw Sourcream X Peridor porn comic once

>>7111581
She's a dumb Pearl, what do you expect?

Sugar's voice is so nice and soothing, I wish I could be her friend :c

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>>7111548
OHHHHHHHHU I hatlove you
>>7111571
Kek

>>7111595
wait, was that her?

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>>7111581
>>7111588

>>7111544
I like how Scribble had to add the fucking arrow pointing to the water to show everyone it's a joke about leaks after posting it because presumably there was someone dumb enough not to get the joke and complain about it to him.

>>7111604
No, he's just retarded.

>>7111604
No I just don't have a picture of Sugar on my phone

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>>7111596
Did Jasper steal Garnet's blanket?

>>7111604
no

>>7111613
>>7111614
>>7111626
okay
honestly i couldn't hear her that entire episode

>>7111609
Also a dotted line to show there was a missing segment of pipe.

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1/12
Enjoy this fucking taboo shit dude
I've never seen this ship before

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THIS IS GARRET

>>7111659
BACK TOGETHER

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>>7111659
Looks like something Jamie Hewlett would draw to be honest

2/12

>>7111659
That's actually Garnet

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>>7111548
dam gurrl

>>7111615
She took it as a momento after fucking sapphire

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3/12

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>>7111704
>mfw I thought that said 1/2
>It's out of 12
We in for a wild ride, boys

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>>7111687
Oh shit, so not only did Jasper shove Sapphire's gem somewhere, but she took Garnet's blanket as well?
What's next in her diabolical plan?

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4/12

>>7111715
more onion episodes

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5/12

>>7111718
>Lars and Pearl
>kiss immediatly leads to sex
>LARS AND PEARL
I'm going to need you to delete these posts, then the images from your folder, then I'm going to need you to DOS attack the source of the images.

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Which one /sug/

1
>AU Story where Steven is patient enough to wait for Connie to board the gem ship, leading to both stuck in the zoo and choosening each other.

2
>Lapis and Peridot defend Beach City from a minor threat that leads to them learning about human relationships, misunderstanding it, and trying it out together

3
>Future in which Gems and Humans are at peace, Blue Diamond finally comes into direct contact with humans, curious about them because of Pink. Ends up becoming fascinated by one in particular and taking it for herself.

>>7111589
is that supposed to be Sadie

>>7111595
Magno did the voice

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>>7111729
The fucking golly part kills this shit so bad

6/12

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>>7111715
Stopping by the vet and picking up her flea medication

>>7111736
Stopped reading when you suggested Steven and Connie have sex. They aren't nearly old enough.

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Bombs are just a cheap trick to make a weak series look good.

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>>7111659
THIS IS GARMIN

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>>7111729
>"ah... OH GOLLY LARS"
ded

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>>7111731
I agree that this shit is so fucking terrible, wait until the ending dude holy shit

7/12

>>7111738
It's obviously Yellow Diamond, you dumb fuck. Just look at how she towers over everyone else.

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>>7111738
Yes

>>7111736
3

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>>7111760

>>7111764
This is the same dude that drew those amusing comics about Connie's parents right?

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>>7111757
cn is retarded

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The bomb confirmed that Greg is 39 years old. That means he was 24 when Steven was born, 23 when he knocked up Rose.

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>>7111762
EXACTLY HOW I FELT IT'S SO STUPID

8/12

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>>7110563
FUCK, didn't realize I was in the wrong layer :^(

>>7111784
>Jasper with yaeba
Omg

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>>7111750
>a 14 year old and 13 year old have never fucked
it's at the low end of the bell curve for first sexual encounter but it's not like they're 9.

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>>7111779
I'm not sure honestly.

9/12

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>>7111562
Holy shit I just checked and the comic was actually illustrated by asieybarbie

>>7111787
sounds about right

>>7111800
Just because it happens doesn't make it right.

>>7111812
This is true kino desu

>>7111817
I NEED THAT DAKI

>>7111787
And 22 when they met

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10/12

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So what are some Gemstones you want to see in the show?

I personally I feel they could a get a lot of mileage out of Nacre

>>7111829
The feet aren't satisfactory

>>7111794
Yaeba is disgusting irl.

>>7111787
so they were only together for 1 year and had a kid in his early 20's?
fucking degenerates

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>>7111840
Pearl's face on the third panel looks fucking baaadddd

11/12

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>>7111849
COPROLITE

>>7111849
Emerald and Topaz

they could be buddies

>>7111849
emerald already
something very radioactive

>>7111850
maybe if it had the firmness of an orthopedic matress

>>7111830
Assuming Sour Cream is 18 (because fuck you, that's why), he is 4 years older than Steven, Rose and Greg met when he was conceived, that means Greg met Rose when he was 19.

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>>7111829
Too bad she's not selling it anymore. I prefer this one anyway that Aanabi was commissioned

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>>7111849
>Emerald
>Topaz
>Aquamarine
>Rhodonite

12/12
>i'm in love with a human
>I'm in love with a gem
I'm in love with the thought of sucide

>>7111849
a pink diamond

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>>7111824
>implying natural urges and curiosity are wrong
>implying only stories about good wholesome things happening should be written by anyone ever
>implying the story even would necessarily have sex in it
how is life in victorian england

Day 1 as a slave
I was driving in the outskirts of Beach City, when I came across a bizarre barn. Being a curious man, I went to explore it. It was covered in "decorations". An alien with antlers on the front of the door, a tarp covering an entire wall, a truck somehow stuck inside of the roof, etc. Looking inside, I saw what looked like a modern art gallery, including a pyramid of toilets, a TV reflecting mirrors, and a broken tape recorder.
I also saw the greatest work of art I'd laid eyes upon. A beautiful blue woman lay reclining in a pile of hay, a television screen lighting up her face. She was dressed in nothing but a simple dress, being barefoot. Her dress was lifted up and she was stroking her pussy.
My eyes met hers, and she seemed surprised. I knew I saw something I wasn't supposed to, so I made a mad dash for the door. A hand made of water emerged from the toilets, clutched me and brought me to the woman.
"Another human in our home. That's the third one this week." My eyes meet a pile of bones. "But you're kinda cute." She felt my Jewfro. "You remind me of someone."
"P-p-please let me go! I didn't know someone lived here!" I pleaded.
"Alright, I'll let you go. But not before I play with you a bit."
Little did I know that this day would change my life forever.

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Thank you for that enriching experience.

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>>7111829
>http://www.asieybarbie.com/store/product/big-buff-cheeto-puff-print/

you can still get this print tho

>>7111890
>all the dialogue in this
>the entire premise

me too thanks

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>>7111890
>You have my heart, please keep it safe

>I'll never let go

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Someone requested this in the last thread. On a side note, can this seriously be made. I'd love to see one of you write fags take a crack at it.

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>>7111897
You silly
[laugh track]

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>>7111790

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>>7111771

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>>7111849
Moldavite
I mean come on, it's a legit space gem, seems like a no brainer

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>>7111849
Pyrite would be cool, like a type of elite troop or guards

>>7111907
Shame it's out of stock.

>>7111921
Don't do that to the sexy cricket.

>>7111939
>it ends up being from an alternate dimension

>>7111937
Jizzper, or my toast will burn

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>>7111923
ok

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>>7111867
>Was going to say that isn't a gemstone
>Remember Bismuth exists

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>>7111899
I have a natural urge to punch you. If we were in person I'd resist, because that's what human beings do. We are more than chemicals.

>>7111890
i expected this to be a sexual fantasy of lars
>Lars open his eyes and he was just jacking off all this time

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>>7111937
YOU'RE SHITPOSTS MUST CEASE THIS INSTANT!

>>7111974
That would be rich

>>7111976
Good cap I like this thing

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>>7111976

>>7111963
My best wishes, I am excited for the results, that will be all

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>>7111969
>confirmed buttfrustrated

what happened with the corrupted jasper sitting in the back of the van picture. wasnt in the bomb and it looked pretty convincing, was it confirmed fake?

>>7111969
You'd "resist the urge" because you're a pussy.

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>>7111480 scratch that this >>7111790 pissed me off, and I should really go back to diong studies so I can git gud and be a better artist

so here have a lappy, sorry for all the other requests

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>>7111370

>>7112004
It's the next episode. Jasper gets unbubbled in the mayhem of Connie and the meme gems saving beach city

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>>7111976
Everything must be lewd.

>>7112024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gzOcTNKwE

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>>7112033

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>>7112001
>>7112021
>no counter, better just shitpost
Have a Pearl Point.

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>>7112004
how could anyone think that shitty vector art was legit

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>>7112004
You're an idiot if you ever thought that was real.

>>7112048
In the jasperfag files *taps noggin*

>>7112059
I never seen any unbubbling of Jasper. It is pure aids.

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I want to heal Jasper

>>7112056
>this is where Steven was conceived

>>7112087
I don't.

I love The Three Stooges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDiJyS9Nfa8

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>>7112108
I do

>>7112146
Probably because you have shit taste.