/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #48: Twincest Edition Previous Thr

>>7098531
>Most forced incest-ship in the satyr general's history

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>>7099231

>>7098531
I really want a fic about Dee and Clef getting it on, maybe after celebrating a successful concert they played and getting a few deinks in them.

>>7099914
I thought you said Clef and Treble, and this came into my head
>Clef and Treble get really drunk after a succesful night playing at a concert
>They both part ways when they get home and go to thank their parents who taught them everything they know about music and more
>Clef goes to Octavia
>Treble goes to Anon
>Stuff happens

>>7100121
I was, but accidently put in Dee. And meant with each other.

>>7100401
So Clef and Treble?
I like this idea. Has there been any incest stories involving them?

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>It's another "Drakefags Continue to be Cancer" edition.
Wonderful.

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>>7101389
Have a sexy satyr, Anon.

>>7101440
I always headcanoned that Annie would keep a relatively small bust, even as an adult. Like a b cup, maybe.

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>>7101490
She's a cutie in this one.

>>7101521
She's a qt in general.

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>>7101578
She is.

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I wish there was more art of her.

>>7100401
It can never be parental incest or plain sex between two satyrs who aren't related. Nope, never. It must always turn into sibling incest. Every time.

>>7102530
It can be whatever someone feels like starting a discussion about.

>>7103079
Yes. And it sucks when discussions you start gets taken over by someone who steers it in another direction.

>>7102530
Anon and satyr counts as parental incest and we already have way too much of it that I'm sick of it.

>>7098617
>Not Anon x [daughter]
Inbred retard...

>>7101389
>It's another sensitive faggot cries when people don't like his daddy fetish post
Bitch boy.

>>7102530
See >>7108025
Self awareness


Your head<-

>>7109136
That horse is chubby.

>>7101651
What do you want to see more of? Just curious.

>>7101521
>>7101490
cutie with itty bitty pony titites

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Some stuff from DJ.

Does /sat/ prefer /fit/ Trimmings, or chubby Trimmings?

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>>7112777

>>7112777
Light chub. A bit less than what she usually gets.

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>>7112777
I like her fit but with some give

>>7112777
>>7112777
>>7112788
Tough choice, but out of these I'm gonna have to go with /fit/.

>>7112156
Cute petite Annie.
Bonus points if it's porn.

>>7108590
>Trying to start shit over this AGAIN
Some like daughters more than sons, some like sons more than daughters, some like both equally, and some prefers to fuck a female instead of a male. Get used to it or leave instead of trying to start shit with those who do happen to like daughterus more than sonfus, you fucking shitposter.
Oh, and Anon x [insert son or daughter here] doesn't focus entirely on two single satyrs like with Simmer and Broil.

>>7108025
>The mere mention of Anon and satyr counts as parental incest
...Are you retarded? Or are you saying that satyr and satyr counts as sibling incest?

>>7113739
I'm saying that most content involving Anon and the highly mentioned satyrs here solely has him banging one of his daughters. Ariana? Daughter. Kimmy? Daughter. Gumdrop? Daughter. Ad nauseum ad nauseum.

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>>7112777
All the satyr tits we've been getting today are pretty great.

>>7113761
How about you go to AiE - you know, the Anon in Equestria general - and ask them to stop talking about the Mane 6? Over 1000 threads and they are still talking about the Mane 6. Ad nauseum ad nauseum.

>>7113761
I don't recall ever seeing any Dad-anon x Kimmy stories or art. As for Ariana, I personally think of her banging her dad as purely a non-canon fetish-fuel alternate universe thing.

I work all week but maybe I can do some one shit stories. Any requests?

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>>7115503
Satyrs in a co-ed hot springs.

>>7115503
Dee x Jay or Clef x Treble romantic incest?

>>7115503
This
>>7100121

>>7115748
Personally, I'd prefer incest between the two of them rather than with their parents.

>>7115816
Personally, I'd prefer parental incest between any parent and satyr rather than the same old sibling incest because I want to see a fucking human or pony being with satyrs.

>>7115705
Is there any art of these character?

>>7115878
There's no such thing as same old sibling incest. The only one that's mentioned at times is Simmer and Broil, and that's because of a few drakefags spamming it. DadAnon x Satyr gets way more discussion in this thread than sibling incest, jokes or no.

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>>7115915

>>7115915
Yeah, a fair amount on Derpi. Are you new here?

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>>7115915
Dee. (last one is Dee and Jay)

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>>7115915
Clef and Treble.

>>7115931
>DadAnon x Satyr
You keep making it sound like Dad and random satyr of your choice are two specific characters. Why?
I never specified which parent I wanted. In fact, I clearly said that I wanted either human OR pony.

>DadAnon x Satyr gets way more discussion
So? This is a general where you, Anon, ends up in Equestria so you can fuck a pony and have satyr kids with them and watch those kids do shit, or end up in Equestria so you can fuck satyrs or whatever. And you have a problem with Anon and satyr being mentioned a lot? Why don't you just go to the Flutterrape thread and tell them to stop discussing Anon while you're at it?

Someone asked for requests.
People gave him their requests, including me who requested parental incest.
You responded to me to make damn sure to tell me your personal opinion on how what I want is not what you want.
Is nobody going to be able to even request parental incest anymore when someone asks for requests just because you have a fucking problem with Anon and ponies in a general that is basically AiE with satyrs?

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>>7115878
>because I want to see a fucking human or pony being with satyrs.

Anon touches the lives of many satyrs. Sometimes in the pussy.

>>7116422
I don't have a problem with Anon being mentiomed, I have a problem with an Anon who's a parent of said random satyr and always seems to slobber on his cock 24/7. If this were AiE with satyrs, we'd have a lot less of that and more of third party Anons just fucking around with the satyrs that they like. Instead it's almost always a father who fucks their daughter. Mentioned time and time again. It gets annoying, no matter what the general purpose of the thread was a long time ago.

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So, which satyr twins make the best twincest couple?

Pic not necessarily related, unless you want it to be.

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>>7116842
Hell yeah i want that pic to be related. We never got any love for these 2nd gen satyrs. But do we have any other twin satyrs? I cant really think of any atm. do you mean actual twins born at the same time?

>>7116575

Here's a story I want to continue later assuming you have not read it already.

http://pastebin.com/gDubu6FT

Its part time farm worker Anon meeting Petunia. I want it to be hot and heavy if i can get around to continuing it.

>>7116877
There's Simmer and Broil, Dee and Jay, Clef and Treble, Rocket and Ratchet (but they're both male), Fiddle and Faddle (both female) and possibly the two in >>7116842 who I'm not 100% sure are twins (or even what sex they are), but I'd guess they are.
Did I forget any?

>>7116987
My vote's on Clef and Treble. Have you not listened to their newest mixtape? They make such lovely music together.

>>7116575
The threads started out from the idea of having children with ponies. Given this as the absolute core of the thread, it's not unreasonable that incest would be a central theme of porn coming out of it.

The reason most incest is Anon x satyr, and not satyr x satyr is that people generally want one of the characters to be someone they can put themselves into the shoes of. Most people will find gratification harder the more different that character is from something they are or would like to be.

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>>7116987
>who I'm not 100% sure are twins (or even what sex they are), but I'd guess they are
If im not mistaken they were both girls. But I dont think they were ever twins. But they could be Fraternal Twins if anyhting.

>Dee and Jay
Were they really twins? I never knew that.

>Simmer and Broil
I always thought Broil was a year older.

>Clef and Treble
Cmon, there is no way that both they and Dee and Jay are both twins and shipped with one another at times.

>Rocket and RAtchet
never heard of those two to be honest.

>Fiddle and Faddle
Oh yeah, forgot about those two cuties

>>7116842
>>7117069
>If im not mistaken they were both girls. But I dont think they were ever twins. But they could be Fraternal Twins if anyhting.
Based on the one on the right having visible tits and the one on the left not, I would guess it's a boy and a girl, but I could totally be wrong.
All opposite sex twins would be fraternal twins.

They're Muddle x Melody offspring I guess?
Or possibly Muddle x Dingaling?
Do we have names for them?

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>>7117122
>They're Muddle x Melody offspring I guess?
Yeah, MT made them after she liked the Muddle X Melody ship but since that ship has sunk they just kind of fell off the back end.

>Or possibly Muddle x Dingaling?
unlikely but everything is viable. I usually ship her with the shark, or with the nice Merboy.

No names that I can recall.

>Based on the one on the right having visible tits and the one on the left not, I would guess it's a boy and a girl

If that is the case then I wonder if MT would draw them like this then.

>>7117069
>Were they really twins? I never knew that.
I thought they were at least.
Not 100% sure though.

>I always thought Broil was a year older.
Usually they're said to be twins, but I guess there could be alternate headcanons in which they are not.

>Cmon, there is no way that both they and Dee and Jay are both twins and shipped with one another at times.
Why not?

>>Rocket and RAtchet
>never heard of those two to be honest.
IIRC they're Spitfire's kids.
For some reason they don't seem to be in the new Satyrs by Parent pastebin. Someone should fix that. I'm fairly certain they were in the old one.

>>7114622
There were a couple of really short ones about it by gatorbait.

Honestly, I'm the opposite.
In the DGA setting, I like to imagine there being a good bit of romance going down between the two.

>>7117184
>unlikely but everything is viable. I usually ship her with the shark
I would agree. I really like the Ding x shark ship.
Muddle x Melody makes a lot more sense.
I could get behind that ship.

>No names that I can recall.
We should try to come up with some, unless MT wants to.

>>7117202
>In the DGA setting, I like to imagine there being a good bit of romance going down between the two.
Do the other half-sisters know, or is it their little secret?

>>7116898
I like the concept a lot, but udders yurn me off. Other than that it reads quite nicely. Good job Anon.

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>>7117210
>Muddle x Melody makes a lot more sense.
It doesnt really make "sense" in that it would be unlikely the two would ever meet, but I liked the idea of a Beauty and The Beast type story of Muddle being particularly ugly but Melody seeing the beauty in him that goes beyond looks. Common trope though it may be. I think the two have a sweetness to them.

>I could get behind that ship.
http://pastebin.com/wip7etPh

Not sure if you ever read the shorts I did but here is some of that story incomplete as it is.

>>7117253
I'll be sure to try and write it as ambiguous as possible so people can read it how they like.

>>7117202
>In the DGA setting, I like to imagine there being a good bit of romance going down between the two.

Do you mean Kimmy and Mera do soem selfcest or Kimmy and Mera have a relationship with their father?

>>7117294
>Do you mean Kimmy and Mera do soem selfcest or Kimmy and Mera have a relationship with their father?
I assumed he was talking about Ariana and DGA.

>>7116842
>OC x OC OC offspring
Forever branded as autistic as fuck. Ask any general, they will say the same.

>>7117294
>It doesnt really make "sense" in that it would be unlikely the two would ever meet
Yeah, you're right, "makes sense" is the wrong term for it.
Basically, I just like it better than Muddle x Dingaling (and it doesn't conflict with Ding x Shark) and the currently seemingly more popular Presto x Melody.

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>>7117227
Hmm, not sure. Guess it largely depends on how the author chooses to address how incest might be seen in Equestrian culture, or where ever they live.

But on the whole, assuming people view incest in roughly the same way as the western culture most people here are familiar with does, maybe an open secret?
The whole house is aware of it, but everyone just looks the other way, nobody talks about it, and they don't flaunt it.

>>7117294
>>7117315
Yeah, Ariana and her dad.
Kimmy and Mera probably do engage in selfcest, but that's legitimately just normal masturbation for a species that's conjoined by default.

>>7117342
I wonder if Ariana gets jealous when her mom occasionally comes to visit and give DGA some new minor pelvic fractures.

>>7117341
What about Deloras? Don't you have any love for her and Muddle?

>>7117403
To be honest, I never thought much about that particular ship.
I have no problem with it, but I think I like Muddle x Melody better.

>>7117416
Muddle x Misty is better. At least it doesn't conflict with Presto x Melody.

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>>7117315
>>7117342
Oh ok, I didnt really see the second part that well since im on my back up pc and my screen is super fucking tiny.

>>7117341
>>7117455

I honestly have never heard anyone really suggest Ding and Muddle. I know Muddle and Misty got mentioned a lot because of this pic but I never heard of Ding. Im not a fan of Misty X Muddle either but I said I can see it happening in a very slim chance that Muddle grows up and Misty eventually sees he's mellowed out a lot and kind of thinks he's cute. But this wont be till she is well in her late 30s.

>>7117372
I honestly imagine Ariana as being very mature and polite, because of size and strength she has always had to live cautiously and considerate of everyone around her. And she loves her family very much so she would not be the jealous type. But her dad lets her know its ok to cut loose and shows her how to do it responsibly. In our twisted /sad/ verse I can see this being the grounds where her incestual love would begin to bloom. Not the guy you replied to btw, im just adding my own two cents on how i see the character and how i think that would occur.

>>7117403
>>7117416
I absolutely love Deloras and Muddle. And I love Muddle and Melody too. But seeing as how Melody right now is more shifted to Presto Im kind of putting that on the back burner. But I like Deloras, she;s a very dorky cutie.

>>7117481
>I honestly imagine Ariana as being very mature and polite, because of size and strength she has always had to live cautiously and considerate of everyone around her. And she loves her family very much so she would not be the jealous type. But her dad lets her know its ok to cut loose and shows her how to do it responsibly. In our twisted /sad/ verse I can see this being the grounds where her incestual love would begin to bloom.
I completely agree on this.
I always saw her as a gentle giant sort and I like the headcanon of her wanting to be an author.

>>7117372
That's a very good question.
I don't think Ariana would really be at all jealous in general. Assuming a non-herding world here.

That said, if he ended up in bed with some other girl, such as her mom popping by to visit and give her dad the succ, then I can see Ariana becoming a bit attention hungry.
Wanting to go out on a date, or do something special to get his mind more on her.

>>7117529
Same.

>>7117481
>I absolutely love Deloras and Muddle. And I love Muddle and Melody too. But seeing as how Melody right now is more shifted to Presto Im kind of putting that on the back burner. But I like Deloras, she;s a very dorky cutie.
How about...
>Muddle dates Melody
>she breaks up with him because he accidentally does something that upsets her
>she gets together with Presto
>Muddle eventually gets over her and meets Deloras
>Melody breaks up with Presto upon realizing he's a douche and regrets breaking up with Muddle, realizing that he meant well despite making a mistake
>she talks to him about it, despite knowing he's with Deloras now, and old feelings reignite between them

>>7117585
>I can see Ariana becoming a bit attention hungry.
I can definitely see that happening.
She'd be forced to go without the D for a while and would become pent up and sexually frustrated.

>>7117610
Fuck no. That just sounds bad.

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>Trying to get Muddle an alright character
Git gud

>>7117691
He's not a bad guy. He just tends to accidentally do insensitive things without realizing it before it's too late.

>>7117629
It's not even the sexual frustration, since she has good self control.
It's because there's still a hint of competitiveness in there. If she's forced to share sometimes, she'll deal with it, but she's also going to be the undisputed favorite girl.

>>7117788
I guess DGA would have a sort of open relationship with Ariana's mom, since it would be no secret that he isn't banging her exclusively and she's out traveling on adventures of her own most of the time. A friends with benefits sort of thing.

>>7117610
How about...
>Muddle dates Melody
>He keeps acting a bit dickish and chases away everyone who even gets close to her without her even realising it due to being blind
>She eventually finds out the truth about how he's been abusing her blindness and breaks up with him
>Presto comforts her
>Melody realises what a kind sweetheart Presto is
>They get together
>Muddle goes on a rampage across town and tries to kill Presto for stealing his property
>That's dragon greed for ya
>He is stopped just in time
>Melody ends up hating Muddle even more now
>Muddle accepts defeat and moves on
>he does some self reflecting and tries to better manage his selfish behavior
>Many months later, he goes back to Ponyville to apologize
>He feels that he can never truly move on and let Melody be with Presto until he's done that
>Apology accepted
>Presto and Muddle even become sort of friends
>That same day, when Muddle was walking through Ponyville after apologizing for his shit behavior, was when he met either Misty or Deloras and hooked up with her
>Karma is a strange thing

>>7117861
Maybe. Come to think of it, wasn't there a story where Muddle, Presto and Melody had a threesome?

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Does anyone have any ideas for the newly named Robin?

>>7117895
She's a trans-boy and doesn't hesitate to correct people who say otherwise.

>>7117847
I always figured Anon was a young adult when he started all this, but when the first daughteru showed up on his doorstep, he stopped his adventuring days to raise his kids.
So he's not adventuring anymore, because the danger is no longer just to him, but to his daughters as well.

Ariana's mom just keeps in touch, is all. And she's often not in her own relationship (and he's not advertising his relationship with Ariana), so when she visits, they sometimes have a quick romp for fun.

>>7117949
>So he's not adventuring anymore, because the danger is no longer just to him, but to his daughters as well.
Yeah, DGA doesn't adventure anymore.
He's busy being a father to his half-monster daughterus these days.
Ariana's mom still does though.

>Ariana's mom just keeps in touch, is all. And she's often not in her own relationship (and he's not advertising his relationship with Ariana), so when she visits, they sometimes have a quick romp for fun.
Sounds about right.

>>7117895
Cockloving transexual cumdumpster who loves to take it in the ass.

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>>7117934
>Trans

>>7118096
Or maybe just a confused tomboy who wants to be a boy because boys get to play with all the fun toys. She'll get over it eventually.

>>7117934
>>7118162
It's a boy.

>>7118220
That's what she said.

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>>7117978
Never seen much in the way of headcanons regarding the personal life of Ariana's mom.
What's the reasoning behind her being an adventurer too?

>>7119792
Just my headcanon really.
I always figured a lot of arimaspi would gravitate towards treasure hunting.
Do you have any better headcanons on her?

>>7119857
>Do you have any better headcanons on her?
Yeah, she's dead or does not exist because Arimaspi are beasts who hates griffins and ponies.

>>7119902
Nah.

>>7119857
Not really, I have the headcanon that arimaspi like to hoard a bit, but generally prefer to wear what they find.
Once they run out of space for necklaces, rings and bangles and such, piercings and body mods become a common addition to their anatomy.

For such a race, adventurer seems like a pretty popular occupation.

>>7119926
Yes.

>>7119953
Yeah, I'm sure they'd wear some of what they find or have it melted and re-forged into bigger jewelry suitable for them.

>>7119985
Do you think she'd get into competition with Atlas? Would she inadvertently become part of her rogue's gallery?

>>7120065
Honestly, I prefer DGA as a one Anon setting.

>>7120093
Honestly, I prefer Anon being the father to one instead of this monster harem thing.

>>7120160
He doesn't have a harem, he has kids from a number of one night stands or brief flings.

>>7120065
I suppose there's a small possibility that they might cross paths at some point if they both go spelunking in old ruins and stuff, but I don't think there would be any active competition.
Any dealings they would have with each other would more likely be completely coincidental.

I imagine Daring Do and Atlas are more archeologist-types, like Indiana Jones. They're not really after treasure so much as ancient artifacts of historical significance.

Arimaspi treasure hunters would be more of the grave robbing variety and in some cases (such as the one in the Griffonstone episode) stealing valuables from ponies or other Equestrian races outside the arimaspi lands. They wouldn't care much about history, just about gathering valuable materials such as gold and gems that can be turned into jewelry and/or sold back in the arimaspi lands.

>>7120191
Still, I honestly prefer Anon having one wife and one kid. No DGA and everyone-are-half-sisters crap. Just him, the chimera, and Kimmy/Mera. Kimmy/Mera are good friends with the others.

Where is the chimera in all this discussion anyway? You act like this nameless Arimaspi is the only monster mom who has feelings and can talk.

>>7120429
Not him, but in my headcanon Kimmy and Mera's mom lives in the everfree forest near Ponyville.
She can't speak Equestrian, but DGA, Kimmy and Mera can understand her animal noises.
She comes to visit sometimes, but usually roams the forst as a free beast.

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>>7120488
>She can't speak Equestrian
Do you even watch the fucking show?

>>7120660
You're asking that in a thread that people come here for porn based on OC children of background characters.
Unironically.

>>7120660
My bad, got her mixed up with Lenora's mom.

>>7121222
Yes. You got a problem with that?
>Asking someone if they even know about the thing they are talking about is wrong now

>>7121330
No, I didn't mean it like that. I mean that you're expecting them to respond affirmatively.

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>>7121288
you mean Lenora's dad

>>7121867
Lenora's dad is DGA, so the manticore must be her mom.

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>>7122242
when she was first introduced to DGA she was his wife/girlfriend, and everyone else was his kids

>>7122242
>This retarded headcanon
>Trying to change parentage
Go fuck yourself with an adult cactus. Self insering faggot

>>7122401
I can only remember someone mentioning the headcanon of her being his girlfriend a small handful of times.

>>7122459
Was the manticore even specified as being a particular sex outside of the DGA canon?

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>>7122485
ya, /d/ mentioned her father being the specific manticore from season one, but everyone loves daddy incest they can slip their dick into.

>>7122636
Interesting. I'm guessing that was before the DGA headcanon then.

>>7122636
>but everyone loves daddy incest they can slip their dick into.
Shocking news! Men like women! What a crazy fuckin' world we live in, amirite?

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>>7122660
yep, but /d/ supported what was DGA initially.
>>7122743
i like it too, but changing a character just to fit, even when there are others who already fit is stupid

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>>7122743
Stop giving him attention, please.

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>>7122818
sorry, i'm not trying to start shit, just changing canon to fit fetish is kind of lame imo
there are a lot of daughteru to fuck as a dad

>>7122636
So, how about this...
DGA has a sister. Let's call her Dangerous Guys Femanon. Like her brother, she's fascinated with the idea of seducing and fucking dangerous creatures.
The manticore got her pregnant, and for whatever reason she left Lenora with DGA for him to raise.

>>7122998
>man saddled with child that isn't his
I thought that was what he left Earth to get away from.

>>7122986
It's a manticore. An near personalityless animal indistinguishable form any number of other manticores.
If you were talking about a specific character with personality, specific attributes and upper reasoning capabilities, you might have a point.

>>7123051
It's not like it made a difference. He was already going to settle down anyway to raise his own daughters.

And I doubt leaving Earth was a conscious choice.
It's hard to predict when a magical anomaly is going to randomly suck you in and dump you in another dimension with no way back.

>>7123097
And yet, the odds of being shackled with someone else's kid, who bears no relation to you, should have become near-to-non-existent. Why not just have her as an independent third party who is going for the old man (in addition to bun buns) while his daughters run interference? You could get some humor out of that, too.

>>7123138
>someone else's kid, who bears no relation to you,
I think a man is generally related to his biological nieces.

>>7123138
>the odds of being shackled with someone else's kid, who bears no relation to you
If she's his sister's daughter, she would be his niece. That's not exactly no relation.

>Why not just have her as an independent third party who is going for the old man (in addition to bun buns) while his daughters run interference?
I always saw DGA as a parent figure for her.

>>7123177
>>7123210
Looking after a niece is different than raising her from the get-go. Like, if she showed up and she was already at least 12 or so, I could see it. But if it's a surprise manticore baby, then... I dunno. Just seems like a dick move, even if the child would be better off than living with a mother whose thirst for exotic dick would cause them to only settle down in one place for as long as she was gestating a sibling. If that.

>>7122787
Dotted lines implied relationship, not blood. Like, sexual, romantic, or dom/sub.

>>7123271
>Like, if she showed up and she was already at least 12 or so
I guess that's also a possibility.

>>7123271
It's generally pretty socially acceptable to look after nieces, nephews and grandkids if the actual parent gets into or is shit.
But yes, a dick move.

>>7123271
>Just seems like a dick move, even if the child would be better off than living with a mother whose thirst for exotic dick would cause them to only settle down in one place for as long as she was gestating a sibling. If that.
Maybe something happened to DGF. She could've died or gotten ill or something.

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>>7123295
yeah, like >>7122462 & >>7122401 said. girlfriend, not daughter
>>7123357
uncle non, like Dagger maybe?

>>7123359
>>7123382
Godparents are usually considered, but yeah if DGF ended up getting over her head, sending her kid(s) to DGA would probably be the default action.

>>7123387
Dagger and Uncle Anon have a totally different sort of relationship IMHC. They're much closer in age and have more of a best friend/FWB relationship.

>>7123382
it was all fun and games for DGF, all until an adventurous romp with the Bugbear, which (rather quickly) ended with a dead human, abandoned children and an aggravated monster.

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>>7124222
WOAH how new is that??

>>7125386
4 days

>>7124898
Nice work!

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>>7130465
>Muddle uses toys
>Gargle has stories of him using dildos on himself
Would muddle also use dildos?... not in a gay way, or nothing.

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>>7130672
Gargle would never share his sexual experimenting with Muddle. He wouldnt understand. Gargle only talks about these things with Snapshot, and the Anon who is friends with Muddle who...indulges in some of the more taboo fun they have together alone.

Muddle would never use a dildo, ever. Even though he did enjoy the one time he had to do butt stuff for medical things. But he would never admit it.

>>7130786
>Medical things
Like a "phillits" exam?

>The doctor shoves his cock deep in Muddle's ass
>"Mmmph! ooooh, yeah, this isn't good."
>Muddle whimpers, gripping the hospital bed as his gown lifts forward "for some reason".
>"Wh-what is it, doc?"
>The doc pumps back and forth
>"Your anal cavity! Oooph, it is tight. Not anything to be- FRCK, concerned about, nothing fatal. ohhh, but you're definitely gonna need a booster."
>Muddle just grinds his claws into the bed and floor
>"Grrrgh, really?"
>The doctor nods, wiping some sweat off.
>"Mhmm! luckily your mom's insurance covers it... just... need... a minute!"
>He moans out, cumming in the dumb boy's ass
>"Here's your booster"!
>He pumps his hips forward, smacking his soft ass
>Sighing, he can feel his afterglow set in, pulling out
>"Oooph... there ya- there ya go... all set for your phillits exam."
>And boy, did the doc "fill it".
>Muddle grumbles, squeezing his butt cheeks together as he reaches back to rub them
>"So is that everything?"
>The dim boy is still sporting a lifted gown "FOR SOME REASON".
>"Eeyup, all good... Just, uh, don't tell your parents. Technically I'm not supposed to give you the booster until you're eighteen, but I didn't want to risk you getting a phillits infection."
>He nods
>"Okay..."
>Sighing, the doctor zips his pants up and cleans himself
>"Feel free to send your sister or brother in in about... five, ten minutes tops."

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>>7130870
Gargle knows what's up and WILLINGLY accepts whatever the good doctor wants to do to his innocent boy butt... and maybe mouth

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>>7130870
And to think his practice closed down for expired licences.

>>7130973
Gargle is pure hearted trap, he picks who he goes home with very carefully.

>>7130672
Please don't post this shit in here again

>>7131109
I'm gonna post it in here again

>>7131148
Well shit, that backfired like a bottle rocket in a toilet stall

>tfw no stories about Freckles

>>7131302
There's at least three. Alllost to the archives, but they exist

>>7131302
>day freckles in equestria
>"dad i need new glasses"
"ok"
>You go to the glass store with Freckles
>"dad this is the wrong place"
"sweetie please, I know what I'm doing."
>Freckles frowns as you pick a 12x36 of glass and some duct tape
>despite her protests you buy them anyway and take her home
>you put the glass on the table and look for the scissors
>but they're gone. fuck
>you head upstairs to Muddle's room
>sure enough you find him and Deloras being really gay with them
"dude I need those fucking scissors for work can you stop cutting your dick off for a day. jesus"
>"fuck you dad"
"maybe later."
>you reclaim the scissors and cut some glasses out of them. they're big scissors
>Freckles looks at you like you're a potato as you approach her with the tape and "glasses"
>despite knowing better than to object she halts you with a hand to your chest
>"uh dad can you at least wipe off the blood and... white stuff first"
"no it's the style"

>the next day Freckles goes to school and literally no one gives a shit about her new glasses
>the end

>>7132263
Best story ever
10/10

>>7132263
We should've stopped at Thistle and Snap. And maybe that one red drake Fuchs drew a long time ago.

>>7122787

>Walking through the forest with his kids, DGA suddenly gets the feeling he's being watched.
>Turning to look behind down the path from which they'd come, he sees a cockatrice stood a few meters away staring intently at him.
>While he may have developed an immunity to most mythical creature's attacks from years of experience, he was unwilling to risk his daughters safety and so ordered them to close their eyes and not turn around.
>Slowly he approached the cockatrice, noticing now that it lacked the distinct markings of a male of the species.
>He smiled.
"Hey, pretty lady, trying to turn me to stone, eh? Well too late because I'm already rock-hard for you, baby."

The guy must me a master of flirtation seeing as he hasn't been brutally mauled to death yet.

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>>7133012

>>7133012
This is what happens when you run the 11 charisma build.

>>7133102
>11
>not even enough to get a +1 bonus

>>7133125
F-Fallout Charisma, Anon

>>7133012
So... what would a cockatrice satyr look like?

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>>7133102

"I know what you're thinking, gorgeous. You're wondering what kind of guy puts all his points into charisma in this day and age, aren't you? Well how about you and my fingers get a little better acquainted and I'll show you that I'm not lacking when it comes to dexterity either."

>>7133200
I don't know, but it'd probably have the unnerving habit of staring at people for prolonged periods without blinking.

>"Dad, the baby's staring at me again and it's creeping me out."
"Oh no, you're not getting out of diaper changing duty that easily."
>"But-"
"Not buts. Unless you start to turning to stone you're on twenty-four hour poop alert for the next two weeks."
>"That's not fair!"
"Neither was drinking all my booze only to throw it all up over the kitchen floor five minutes later, little miss."

>>7133200
Something that would make the moderators even more convinced that they should ban satyrs from /mlp/.

>>7133662
>not on /mlp/

>>7133679
Allow me to correct myself then: Something that would make the moderators even more convinced that they should ban satyrs from /mlp/ if it were to be posted there.

You don't seem to give a single shit about wanting to marry anything to fuck or wanting to raise anything as your own. Why do you even want to crap out even more satyrs when there are literally two hundred of them already to pick from?

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>>7133842

>>7133842
Cause maybe not everyone goes on satyr for the same thing. I know I don't, I'd hate raising kids.

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Reminder not to respond to shitposts, trolling, bait, and bitching for the sake of bitching.
Further reminded that this post in not in relation to any other post.

>>7117895
Depends on where you wanna go. he has a nice, big bulge under his tights but maybe his running gag is that everyone keeps mistaking him for a girl despite it.

>>7117934
Special snowflake attention whore with a mental illness, got it.

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>>7124898

>>7134599
He's obviously just a trap. I'm going through a random character trait generator to get ideas for his personality.
>independent, timid, caring
>devious, timid, daring
>aggressive, brilliant, rebellious
>independent, conscientious, judgemental
>fearless, domineering, jealous

>>7133981
Reminder that just because there are no rules and most things are a variable here, does not mean that you can never have ideas that aren't stupid as fuck.

>>7135546
Judging by the picture she's quite assertive.

>>7130672
That's one long-ass dick.
I wonder if it's real.

>>7135779
Looks real enough to me.

>>7135546
Second to last one.

>>7135734
It's a he. What other traits would there be?

>>7135805
Short-tempered?

>>7135798
>independent, conscientious, judging
So he would be diligent and take pride in the stuff he does, doesn't exactly ask for help, and would often judge people for their lack of skill or care they put in a task. That sound good?

>>7135877
>>7135846
Short-tempered would be a good trait to add. He gets really steamed if there's something he can't get the hang of on the first few tries no matter what, so he comes to the conclusion that it's the task's fault and not his. Additionally, he's really short tempered about how he looks (and probably sounds) like a girl, and if you press him on it he'd tend to lash out.

>>7135934
And then you fuck his butt.

>>7135993
No.

>>7135934
Him getting mistaken for a girl I can see, which im pretty sure adds to his short temper. Or quick to lash out.

>>7135877
Sounds legit.

>>7135993
I honestly would fuck the living hell out of him. He looks like he would have a rocking curvy butt. But also give him a nice reach around and stoke his throbbing big horse cock.

>>7136017
Its ok to fantasize anon. I still respect him as a character but this is /sad/ so my dick has an equal voice.

>>7136017
Why the hell not?

>>7135993
He'd more than likely sit on your face to assert the fact that he's a boy.

>>7136036
I can just stroke his hybrid cock while I fuck his ass.

>>7136034
Because I'm not gay. But you can fuck his ass if you want to.

>>7136036
Hot. But despite perverts wanting to fuck his boipussy Robin is straight up hetero.

Also isnt he the son of the pony that was RD's mother? And if not, is he related to anybody?

>>7136065
>hybrid
Horse cock is most superior. But I wonder how that works. Is it 50/50 between being born with hybrid or not?

>>7136065
How would Snapshot and Sunny feel about him? He wouldn't be that interested in fashion or acting effeminate like they do despite his appearances.

>>7136107
I imagine Snapshot would admire his naturally feminine look and ask him if he wants to partake in the crossdressing life. But he would be respectful when he declines.

Sunny would probably hit on him a few times and he would almost take the bait thinking he was a really cute girl but then when he finds out he groans exhausted and turn him down. Sunny is a big cutie too.

>>7136101
So he's like Simmer then? Looking like a girl when he's straight? Do you think any girls would actually be interested in him?

>>7136101
>Horse cock is most superior.
That's your opinion. I like some of them having hybrid cock because it is the most fitting what with them being hybrids in the first place.

>>7136101
Was Firefly being RD's mother ever made canon?
I thought RD was just based on Firefly.

>>7136169
>Was Firefly being RD's mother ever made canon?
No. She has never been in the show. You are currently talking about a Gen 1 pony having a satyr.

>>7136169
Nope. It's likely, but it's just hopeful speculation so far.

>>7136149
I imagine he gets a fair amount of attention from the ladies. Girls think he's cute and he probably gets fussed over for being a cutie from older girls. Sexual though is a little more rare but i imagine he could if he wanted.

>>7136227
He sounds like he's shaping up to be an honest, hard-working tsundere. He'd probably be into martial arts like judo or karate.

>>7136145
>And so Sunny and Snaphot cross another one off their potential list, atleast glad that they've trapped Gargle in their clutches to do what they want

>>7136520
... do they ever Eiffel tower the cute boy?

>>7138179
What's that?

>>7138535
It's either spitroasting while high-fiving or suspending the unfortunate target between the two of you while standing. In the case of the target being a trap, that means he's getting DA'd.

>>7138619
... It can never be ordinary sex with you, can it? It must always be some strange shit.

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>>7139018
Well I was wrong anyway. It was just the first one.

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What areas on the body would you put a dragon's tail and wings? And how do you do heads from a back angle?

>>7140657
Tail would be from the tailbone, wings would probably either replace the arms or, since we're going fantasy, come off the shoulder blades. Or the spine itself, because magic doesn't give a shit about proper aeroscience.

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>>7140657
That booty is far too big for that body/that back is a bit too long and thin. Tail connects to the tailbone, wings go upper back, generally. more or less like this, but less wonky (I can't draw wings for shit)

>>7140657
>wings would probably either replace the arms or,
This is a /mlp/ colony, not a /tg/ one. pone dragons have 6 limbs including their wings.

>>7140657
Step one. You draw something else instead of a dragon.

Step two. You did it, champ.

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>>7140858
At least I'm not suggesting giving her a giant rack (of horns).

>>7140657
Wings on the upper back. Tail abover the butt cheeks, maybe around the lower spine

>>7140880
Step 1: Don't be an asshole in a comtainment thread

Step 2: You did it, champ

>>7140817
I agree on the back, but I kinda want the rear to keep it's general size. Or atleast just shrink a bit without compromising the shape.

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>>7140817
But...b-but muh thicc

>>7143318
>She
>Tail and wings
... uhhh... I doubt it's Ash, Thistle is too short, and the likelihood of it being Freckles is 1:3... you may be lusting after boy butt

>>7143692
The man can dream. There's nothing noting it can't be Ash. It could be Blare. And it looks too long to be Freckles.

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>>7140817
Does it look better?

>>7147246
yes

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I can't get the position of the dumb wings...

>>7149280
Hmm, try angling them a bit? Maybe it'll help.

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Teri fooling around with Warren. At the point of climax she accidentally dumps a bunch of breezie magic into his dick, leaving him hyper-sized.

No /sids/

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Remind me again, is it acceptable or not to make your satyr wear a leash and collar around the house? I mean they are part filthy animal. Also, should you let them eat at the table like a person or from a bowl on the ground?

Finally, at what age can you leave them to roam the house freely when you're out and stop having to shut them in their happy super fun-time pen?

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>>7151762
Silly Anon, mares are for dog play. Not sexy satyr. How would you keep them in your cage? Topless with boobs on full display? Or would you grant them a sympathy bra?

>>7151762
Depends on their upper half.
If their upper half is that of a human or some sort of intelligent sapient Equestrian, they should be treated the same as one.
If they're one of the rare ones with a non-sapient head, you may want to keep a leash on them, lest they destroy the furniture while you're away.

>>7151762
Then the authorities find out by a concerned neighbor and Anon is sent to jail wbere he's repeatedly raped by a minotaur.

>>7152032
Everybody knows that satyrs have no legal rights.

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>>7152173
Neither do humans. They are literally illegal aliens.

>>7152198
Nobody has any legal rights in Equestria.

>>7152221
So might is right?

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>>7152221
The Sisters' powers are absolute.

>>7152252
As long as you don't threaten the princesses or the kingdom itself, or in some significant way disrupt the public order.

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>>7151762
mare degradation

>>7151762

>"But, daddy, I don't want to go in the cage!"
"Sweetie, you know you shouldn't call it that. Think of it as a special kind of playpen. The kind where instead of playing, you you sit and think about whatever it was that you did to get put in there."
>"But it's cramped and boring!"
"Well then I guess you shouldn't have broken your mother's favourite vase, precious."
>"But... B-But-"
"Cheer up, sweetheart, I'll let you out when it's time for dinner."

Man, those other kids on the playground had better watch out for your satyr. Heaven help anybody that tries to bully your cute little hardened jailbird that's been filing toothbrushes into shivs since they were three years old.

>>7152813
Satyr is for bully and incarceration.

"Sweetie, did you shank Mr Teddington?"
>You hold out your daughter's formerly stuffed teddy bear to show her, his fluffy innards spilling out of several large holes pierced in his huggable, snuggable tum-tum.
>"No, it was, uh... mom?"
>You frown down at your little girl.
"Sure it was. I hope you realise this means you're going back into time-out."
>"What, don't I at least get a trial first? I know my rights! Even if it was me, which it wasn't, I only did it because he was being a punk ass bitch!"

>>7153450
>tfw no adorable psychopath satyr daughteru

>>7153598
Like Home Run?

>>7153598
With the type of people in this thread seems like all of them will turn into psychopaths.

>>7153657
She's not a psychopath.
I'm not really sure which satyrs could be psychopath.
Maybe Gale, but he is not a daughteru.

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>>7153697
She'd be a psychotic, not a psychopath.

>>7153752
Yeah, she'd be pretty kooky, but not a psychopath.

>>7153697
>I'm not really sure which satyrs could be psychopath.

There was that medic satyr I forget her name. The one who roped in anon to do and have her perform terrible things because her pussy game is too strong.

>>7153801
Tonsils?
Yeah, she could be.

>"murders" her stuffed animals as a kid
>steals and sells people's organs as an adult

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>>7153801

Tonsils runs a perfectly legitimate and legal medical practice, thank you very much.

>>7153861
Then where are her Ph.D and medical licenses?

>>7153861
>you will never look up at her cold emotionless face as she rides your cock

>>7153841
Don't forget her recreational morphine use. She says she can give it up any time she wants.

>>7153890
On her office wall, written in crayon.

>>7153841
>"murders"
More like she had an obsession with "seeing whats inside" her stuffed bears and her dad saw the writing on the walls for what it was, but her mother just saw a sweet kid wanting to be like mommy.

>>7153861
Oh im sure she does, but its what she does AFTER buisness hours that has her on and off again boyfriend anon worried.

>>7153890
>>7153912
They were lost in the fire anon, everyone knows that. She is just so busy saving lives [spoiler]and grave robbing at night[/spoiler] that she doesnt have time to fill out the forms to have copies

>>7153900
>>7153893
dead inside tonsils makes my dick feel funny.

>>7153598
Any satyr can be a fucking psychopath IF you want them to be. NOTHING is canon!

>>7153933
Saying this only emphasizes how boring everything is.

>>7153890
Framed on the wall behind her desk in her office, which is located above a Niponies take-away in the somewhat less reputable part of town.

Don't worry about the fact that they and her medical certificate are written in crayon on the back of fast food wrappers. They're totally legitimate and every bit as valid as any qualification from any so-called "official" medical college.

>>7153912
>>7153930
>>7153958
I'm taking my business, and organs, elsewhere.

>>7153930
>and grave robbing at night
Surely she'd have henchman/nurse Anon do that in exchange for sex. She's too pretty go getting all muddy, and she might get a splinter from cracking open the coffins.

>>7153997
Of course.

>>7153933
Yeah we know that. But the fun is speculating who would be the most likely or most "believable". Its adding discussion at least

>>7153950
agreed. It kind of shuts down any character building opportunities or ideas

>>7153984
>Not knowing that these kinds of businesses prey on those who have no other choice

Hell the only reason she even met her boyfriend Anon was cause he was a client who had no other insurance or doctors he could afford. She still keeps his pickled kidney on display as a fond memento from when they met. He begs her to take it down. She doesnt listen.

>>7153984
Okay, but at least have one of her complimentary candies before you go. They almost guaranteed not to contain any fast acting paralysing agent.

>>7153933
Sure, if I felt like just pulling yet another alternate headcanon for an existing satyr out of my ass.
But I was talking about satyrs who with one of their existing headcanons could be diagnosed as a psychopath.

>>7154022
>pickling organs in brine
How unprofessional.
>>7154029
Now, see, if you'd left that last part out then more people would actually take them.
Besides, everyone knows barbiturates and roofies aren't paralyzing agents.

>>7154033
Go with the alt headcanon, mang. Maybe in this universe ALL satyrs are insane. Wrong biological mixing; poor bastards didn't realize it until the first satyr started talking about ants in their skin and mole people.

>>7154046
>everyone knows barbiturates and roofies aren't paralyzing agents.
Yeah, but they genuinely don't contain anything that'll knock you out. It's Anon coming up behind you and smacking you in the head with a rolling pin while you're distracted that causes the unconsciousness people seem to inexplicably suffer from shortly after accepting the candy that does that.

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>>7153861
I want Tonsils to have a line-up of penis milking satyrs strapped on medical tables so she could market it as a aphrodisiac virility booster to those creepy Nipponese businesses men.

>>7154158
That pic gets me hard every time.

>>7154022
>But the fun is speculating who would be the most likely or most "believable". Its adding discussion at least
Most Likely? Most believable? Pray tell, what exactly makes a satyr the most likely or most "believable" to be insane? Simply being a nurse's child?

>>7153893

"Hey, T, can you at least moan a little or something?"
>Your tired boss come fuck-buddy looks down at you with bags under her eyes as she rides you almost silently with an obvious lack of enthusiasm.
>"I haven't slept in two days because we're behind on orders, so either give me something to moan about or count yourself lucky that I'm agreeing to this in the first place."
>Without saying another word, she reaches up and takes her cigarette from her mouth before smirking at you and stubbing it out on your bare chest, chuckling a little at hearing your hiss of pain.
>"Oh, don't pretend you didn't like it."

UNNNNNFFFF!

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>>7154168
It's one of my favorites by the artist

>>7154218
She would, wouldn't she.

I remember a few stories a couple of months ago where Tonsils kept trying to convince Snapshot to let her give him a sex change operation, because in her mind he was unhappy and would clearly be better off as a post-op tranny. Also she had a buyer lined up for a pair of fresh satyr balls and who was tired of being kept waiting.

>>7153930
>More like she had an obsession with "seeing whats inside" her stuffed bears
And now she knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4

>>7154158
Oh, so she wants to colonize Mars?

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>>7154328

>>7154378
Uh...wha?

>>7154046
She'd probably pickle it in urine.

>>7154429
Latest season of South Park; last episode has a thing about women harvesting men to milk for their semen and jokes... the two are actually quite similar.

Reposting some old Tonsils stories I found.

>"I'm not going to lie, I'm a little nervous."
>You give the mare a reassuring pat on the shoulder.
"That's completely natural. This isn't an insignificant procedure and there are always certain risks involved."
>The mare seems to stare blankly down at the ground for several seconds.
"But don't worry, I'm the second best surgeon I know, and I've done this operation more times than I can remember."
>The pony seems to perk up a little at hearing that.
>"You seem very confident, but second best? Who's number one?"
>You sigh wistfully.
"My dad. He taught me everything I know."
>You smile lovingly at the framed photograph on your desk.
>Your daddy was such an incredible man.
>Such vision, such drive, and above all a miracle worker with a knife.
>You were good for sure. Damn good in fact... but compared to him you were an amateur.
>One day, you told yourself. One day he'd escape from that Griffin prison and return home to complete your training.
>"So uh... how long will the operation last? Will I be able to go home soon after?"

>>7154844

after?"

>You're brought back to reality by the mare's question.
"Oh, well a heart transplant usually takes about ten hours, but I can do it in eight. All in all it'll be done in four to six weeks."
>The pony seems perplexed.
>"Six weeks? I don't understand."
>Man, this consultation was dragging on and on.
"Well the surgery to remove your heart will take about eight hours, and it'll take about four to six weeks for you donor heart to arrive, after which it'll be another eight or so hours to get it all hooked up inside you, so to speak."
>The pony frowns in confusion.
>"So... I'll be without a heart for over a month? But I need a heart! I thought you had the new donor heart ready. I'll die without one!"
>You roll your eyes.
"Are you a doctor?"
>The mare shakes her head.
"No? Well I am and I promise you it'll be fine."
>You scan the room for eavesdroppers before leaning in close and whispering into her ear.
"Don't tell anyone, but the heart is basically a meme organ. You can do without one for a while before it becomes a problem."
>The mare gulps.
>"A-Are you sure? I've never heard anything like that before."
>You scoff.
"Duh, because the big pharmaceutical companies are hiding the truth to make money. Look, it'll be fine, I promise."
>The pony still seems a little hesitant but eventually nods in agreement.
"Awesome! So let's get you prepped for surgery so we can whip that dodgy ticker out of you, then I'll give you a call in a few weeks when your replacement arrives, sound good?"
>The patient makes an attempt to stand up, only to topple over and find that her legs have gone completely numb.
>"W-What's happening? I can't move!"
>You hiss apologetically.
"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that, but I honestly didn't think you'd say yes so I maybe kinda slipped something into your glass of water while you were in the waiting room."

Barbed urethra fucking, incest inbreeding, monster-daughters harem, and other sexual fetishes almost everyone on /mlp/ hates.

>>7156345
There's no fatshit nor diapershit (pun unintended) here though.

>>7156345
>Barbed urethra fucking
Not barbed. Just regular non-barbed urethra fucking.

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>>7156403
What did you say?

>>7156713
Those practically never get posted here though.

>>7156770
At least it's not vore.

>>7157013
True. Never seen any vore here.

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>>7156403
No, only extreme shit.
>no fatshit
Fuck off. Chubby is nothing compared to your extreme shit.

All of your fetishes suck and satyrs deserve to be in a place called /trash/. There. Happy?

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>>7157141
>Fuck off. Chubby is nothing compared to your extreme shit.
I don't understand. And that Hope's not "chubby"

>>7157199
>and satyrs deserve to be in a place called /trash/.
Only if every single person in the satyr general are nothing but horny teenagers who just discovered porn and now can't stop thinking about porn.

>>7157141
I haven't seen this one before. Is it new, or just never been posted here before?

>>7157292
Its been posted a few times. You must have just missed it.

>>7157261
>I don't understand.
Someone who likes someone who is fat is nothing compared to someone who likes to impregnate their own daughter by raping their urethra.

>>7157292
3 months old.

>>7157275
If the vast majority of /satyr/ weren't fetish obsessed freaks, we'd never have this thread in the first place.

>>7157450
Which brings the question just where the fuck all these fetish obsessed freaks came from.
Serious fucking question, man.

This satyr general started out so nice, and now almost everyone on /mlp/ hates us because they think we're nothing but porn and incest fetishes.

>>7157212
Slow day

Man you guys will argue about anything, I bet you're all a bunch of pro-skub plebs.

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>>7157905
Truly a shame.

>>7158020
Remember to have have your bun spayed or neutered. Otherwise have a large supply of wire coat hangers at the ready.

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>>7158068
Don't tell me how to bully my buns.

>>7158090
I will tell you whatever I want.

>>7159084
No, I'll tell him whatever I want.

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