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>>7085914
Jasper is fat
Come out blohole
canon
Armstrong and
Gems should make music
>>7085934
>>7085930
im sorry you feel that way anons. wanna make a request for a crappy drawing to try and cheer you up?
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>7085914
Is this Lapithyst?
Reposting Ranking and than I'm off to bed
GUY FIERI IS GONNA TAKE ALL OF GEMKIND TO FLAVORTOWN HERE ON DINNERS, DRIVE INS, AND DIVES!
>>7085966
i wonder what they did while steven and co were away
>>7085975
kiss me
>>7085993
either lapis did everything while peridot got poofed like a retard or they destroyed the city
>>7085993
Held down the fort (sat around watching Camp Pining Hearts) while Connie patrolled the town, sword in hand, and gave status reports via walkie talkie.
>>7085970
nah i think i'm good but thanks for the offer <3
>>7084779
Sorry, I get easily distracted
A potential idea for a Lapis×Pearl bonding episode:
It would begin from a previous episode, one where Peridot gets poofed and reforms with a Crystal Gem outfit. It starts in the temple, with the gems and Lapis congratulating her as she and Steven tell the story of what happened. Garnet interrupts to inform the group that they must go on a mission. After Steven convinces Lapis to go, Lapis makes a backhanded comment about Peri's outfit change ("Wooow, it's like you're a real Crystal Gem."), to which Pearl is visibly annoyed. Mid-warp, Lapis and Pearl have a short spat about the values of the Crystal Gems. They arrive at their destination, a large mountainous area surrounded by hot springs. The group splits into 2 (Garnet, Amethyst, and Peri/Steven, Pearl, and Lapis). While exploring the area, Lapis asks what the mission is for, and finds out about corrupted gems. When she's informed that the standard procedure for corrupted gems is to poof and bubble them, she makes another backhanded comment about how keeping gems prisoners seems to be the Crystal Gem's expertise. This starts a full on argument between Lapis and Pearl, with Pearl stating that her and the gems never removed her from the mirror due to concerns that Lapis was either broken or corrupted, which Lapis dismisses. Mid-argument, the corrupted gem shows up, and Pearl and Steven try to corner it. While this happens, Lapis and Pearl's argument is still going on, and Pearl herself gets cornered by the monster. Just before the monster is able to crush Pearl, Lapis uses her powers to grab it and hold it above a geyser. The geyser erupts, poofing the monster, and Steven bubbles it. When he comes to see if Pearl is okay, they find Lapis has disappeared, and after not finding her, chalk it up to her flying away. We come back to the Temple, with Steven and the gems warping back. Steven goes outside on the patio to relax, when he notices Lapis sitting on the beach. He calls to Pearl, and they confront her.
Reminder that Jasper is going to have to pay some pretty hefty child support soon.
>>7085966
You should kill yourself.
>>7086043
Pearl sits next to Lapis, and finally apologizes for what the Crystal Gems had done. Lapis accepts the apology, the episode ends with a cut of the 3 of them watching the sunset, and star wipe.
>>7086058
cheer up lad
I hope Becky had a nice day today! I hope everyone else here had a good day too!!!
>>7085966
cute
>>7086050
Dude I love the voice actors so much.
Amy is cuute
>>7086050
Yesterday was Yi's bday I think.
>>7086041
Hot damn that's juicy as fuck.
Thanks again.
>>7086098
I love that they seem to care about the show so much (Jennifer even dressed up as MG for Halloween, that was cute.)
>>7086081
>>7086121
Fucking nice pose dude! Afro needs more a bit more floof on the left.
>>7085905
That's amazing! BD's neutral expression feels a bit off tho.
>>7086150
I'd fiddle her roof.
>>7086150
>>7086168
Explain
>>7086081
Zuke too!
>>7086041
Wow, i huh... Didn't expect anyone would actually do it so... I went ahead and finished the picture on my own. Thank you so much though!
>>7086193
God damn it is really, really great
can someone recommend me some banging tunes
>>7086192
Yes!!! Zuke a cute!!!
Everyone in this photo is cute too!!!!!
>>7086217
Kill yourself
>>7086193
God damn, you both did good.
Thanks yet again!
>>7086043
>>7086064
Here's another idea.
Steven rides Lion over to the meme barn and Lapis flies over to him, excited to see him. Steven says that he's just dropping by to pick up Peridot because they're going on a mission. Lapis tells Peridot that Steven is there, and Peridot gets on Lion, and asks Lapis if she'll be okay while she's gone. Lapis disingenuously chuckles and says she will be, and goes back to watching Camp Pining Hearts, which she's watched enough times to completely memorize every line of dialogue. Even season 5.
Cut to the next day, and Steven comes to pick up Peridot again and Lapis says she wants to join in too. The mission is in the middle of the desert and Lapis fucks everything up, and doesn't really seem to care much about actually finding the corrupted Gem. Lapis admits that she actually just didn't want to be left out. Steven, having been left out a lot in season 1A, understands how she feels, and asks her and Peridot if they want to move out of the meme barn and live in the temple. Peridot says a meme phrase because that's necessary at this point, and Lapis smiles. The episode ends with the Gems adding Lapis and Peridot's gems to the temple door.
>>7086207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
>>7086137
They probably care more about it than the writers.
LET'S MAKE A PLAN
>>7086239
Do not bully me anon! Please be nice instead!
>>7086268
TO GET GREG BACK!
>>7086207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnpe7Xx2m2E
memes
>>7086217
I actually have no idea who's Zuke in this picture.
In fact, I just realized that I never even considered that she was an actual person. I always just thought of her as this abstract, gravitational force that pulls Lapis and Peridot together.
>>7086289
This is Zuke!
>>7086289
It's that fat, ugly thing in the middle.
How do you guys feel about posting fan-characters? Is it a general no-no or accepted? Asking for a friend.
>>7085966
just by the thumbnail i thought lapis had a massive dick
>>7086312
nah no-one cares, go on
>>7086317
Well...
>>7086312
Kidney Stone, Abalon, Black Obsidian
any other meme OC's?
>>7086243
I love it!! It's a great concept, sounds like it could be heartwarming and funny. The only questionable thing is whether the gems can actually change the temple door and/or add rooms, but p much everything else sounds perfect.
>>7086361
They have to be able to. How would they have made the temple door in the first place?
>>7086160
Thanks dude and, yeah not experienced with profiles really, can just about get the face looking like it's structured properly.
>>7086359
Cummingtonite
>>7086359
Me and my friend draw a Crack Rock gem once, her weapon was a giant spoon. I can find it and post if you're interested.
>>7086378
i fucking hate drawing profiles
even people in real life look like shit from the side view, its no easy task to try and glorify it in art
>>7086207
Well I just made this song and I think its good
http://the-rayner.tumblr.com/post/155497754842/some-song-i-made-last-night
Bolt2strike (pearl wall anon)
Has requested me to invite indexer to his discord server
https://discord.gg/am8NVCJ
Also, /FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE
>>7086268
OF ATTACK
>>7086499
>gachi
Go back to Twitch. Now.
>>7086207
https://soundcloud.com/lady-melody-1/whats-the-use-of-feeling-bluesung-by-blue-diamond
>>7086499
i like it
>>7086217
You are so positive I love you.
>>7086115
For real
>>7086262
We probably care more than the writers.
>>7086217
Zuke is a disgusting fat fuck who needs to put down the candy bars and start jogging.
>>7086666
So nice even mega-Satan likes him.
>>7086604
no hatin on billy now
Need blue diamond feet
>>7086604
>implying gachimuchi is a twitch meme
you know what i think you talk too much shit
is it me or threads are slowing down?
are we dead?
>>7086617
thats beautiful
i really like that the song is basically supposed to be a slow, sad, melodic song like this, but its almost forced to be upbeat in a way that reflects YD's own attitude toward PD in that she's trying to suppress her feelings. i bet we get a sad reprise of it in canon eventually, something similar to this one
Why aren't you playing goty /sug/?
>>7086312
It's the Internet, you shouldn't give a fuck about what other people think. We have anons posting futa, rapefics, and all kinds of messed up stuff so just do whatever the hell you want
>>7086786
friday night
believe it or not, some /trash/ goers actually have somewhere to go
>>7086604
What? I don't even go on twitch?
>>7086804
holy fuck is friday! i wasted another week of my life
>>7086789
I'm tempted but $20 is a lot and I don't want to go through the dumb prerequirements. Do you think Super Best Friends will upload the next part of their playthrough soon?
>tfw a friend think they told you a spoiler of the show when actually you already knew the spoiler but you still pretended that you have been spoiled anyway, just to see their face of despair and disappointment.
>>7086858
>the sequel to Frog Fractions.
is it actually frog fractions 2 or just a spiritual successor
>>7086867
Mostly Tigerproof is Twinbeard.
>>7086858
>It's basically ZZT with minigames
That sounds dumb, have you finished it? I was hoping the text adventure was just the first section introducing a collection of the jarring gameplay changes that made the first one so surreal
>Steven was giving a drug that brings out all his inner lust making Steven desperate to fuck.
>He only has one desire and that is to fuck the gem that turns him on the most.
>He goes to the gem and strips off all his cloths his face is a bright red and he is fully erect.
>"I need to fuck you so badly I cant stop myself!
Who's the gem that Steven really wants to fuck and will they let him do it? Even though Steven wont take no for answer
>>7086919
Lapis.
>>7086911
I'm stuck after getting the bridge and playing some porn games instead. The ZZT portion is the meat of it as far as I can tell. From there you touch things that make you play flappy toast, text league of legends, obama shaving simulator, chess with teleporting pieces, etc.
I feel like Frog Fractions was a one hit wonder
better jasper
>>7086919
Pearl.
She'll give him a handy but that's it
>>7086960
at least she might not be as much of an elitist cunt
anyone have sourced pics of bismuth's black-eyed concept art?
>>7086960
shortstack?
>>7086193
>Tiny lesbian space rock domming big lesbian space rock
This show has given me some oddly specific fetishes.
>>7086929
I wonder if YD takes advantage of her sad sister.
I bet she likes to rest her head on BDs massive ass while BD is having another sob fest
>>7086919
Lapis and Pearl in a heartbeat.
Amy may or may not for fun.
>>7086804
You're right. I don't believe that.
why does skinny jasper have a different gem then normal jasper but carnelian have the same gem as an amethyst.
im triggered.
Would you fuck a giant sad goddess?
>>7087080
I dont think I would have a choice desu
>>7087080
Yes
>>7087080
Of course
>>7087080
I'd stop after first base.
>>7087080
I'd want her to crush me and do whatever she wants to me
>>7087107
What if she doesn't let you stop there?
>>7087114
I want Blue diamond to let it go
>>7087080
I want to but I just cant...
Its not that she's not beautiful its that she's too beautiful and angelic like. It feels wrong to fuck her.
Dose that make sense? am I just a fucking autist?
>>7087064
because jasper is fat
>>7086317
She does.
>>7087164
Anon no one will respond to your question now because your acting like a salty dick.
I love you sug, you are one of the few plesent consents in my life right now
>>7087192
what's going on, anon?
>>7087190
I could go for some salty dick about now.
>>7087164
I miss Lapis Blows, where did they goes
>>7087173
yes, you don't want to take advantage of her emotional situation and yes you are an autistic faggot
>>7087229
Dumb Rose poster
>>7087200
I'm a wageslave that lives alone. I don't really have much going on day to day.
Thanks for being therefor me
>>7086919
Lapis would gladly do it in a heartbeat.
Pearl would blush and be surprised at first, but she'd inevitably go through with it when Steven takes his shirt off and reminds her he's Rose.
Amethyst would do it ironically and laugh the entire time, but deep down, she'd just be happy to be loved, even though she'd never admit it.
Peridot would ask if Steven's penis is a weapon, and once she verifies it isn't, give him a careful handjob with two fingers.
Garnet would say no.
Jasper would bark happily, get on her back, and let Steven do his thing.
>>7087192
thanks i've always wanted to be a plesent consent
>>7087245
kys
>>7087080
>yes, but probably if i want to give pleasure to her i may have to literally swim down there and also tie up a rope in one of my legs to she can pull me off after the job its done
>>7087245
Hug a doodle.
>>7087235
aw mate, im sorry about your loneliness. make sure you do something active and get outside, it sounds weird but it kinda helps to see the world and people around you. its a bit of a reality check.
>>7087256
one day i will defeat you in unarmed combat and then claim your mate as my own
>>7087064
A Gem's gem is basically like her genitalia. Ruby and Sapphire were careful before holding hands in pic related. Amethyst said "fresh" when Garnet tried to look at her Gem. It's clearly a sensitive and personal body part, and possibly an erogenous zone.
Jasper is physically perfect in every way, except her tiny Gem. The symbolism should be obvious.
>>7086381
Never meant to be
>>7087283
calm down anon we're all friends here
>>7086789
Is it worth the money? Fucking love the original but I don't know if I'd pay that much for it
>>7087080
She's too perfect for me.
If she tried to flirt with me, it would probably end up like pic related.
>>7087245
what the fuck do you think you're doing around here meme
>>7087236
>Garnet would say no.
But Steven wants to fuck and he wont take no for an answer
What will she do when Steven gets desperate and tries to hump her leg?
>>7087064
cause its kids show about rocks and lesbians
>>7087283
PERIDOODLEY DON'T DO IT!
>>7086121
Love this, looks great
>>7087356
Let him grind her leg until he cums and then clean up afterwards.
Also, Jasper seems like more of the leg humping type than Steven.
Draw me your best blue pearl.
>>7087283
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>7087164
Maybe if you used a picture of Skinny with a throbbing dick I'd reply
>>7087080
I imagine it'd be tiring and she'd be all whimpery which sounds great so yes
>give it everything you got multiple times
>need to take a break but she wont stop
>slide right out from under her and tell her you need a break
>her mood changes to pic related
>attempt to get away
>get held down by the amethysts while an angry horny BD storms over to you
>>7087399
>>7087423
A chick who goes from sad and submissive to firey and dominate sounds sexy as fuck.
Garnet as she is right now is a character without any ability to have character arcs. She's too powerful, too in-sync, too explained, and too farther ahead than the rest of the team.
The answer to this is simple; Our Ruby gets shattered. And our Sapphire fuses with Eyeball in an attempt to feel whole again in some fashion. Now what was the voice of clarity and future sight is a force that can see every attack coming and is wildly unsynchronized and emotionally unstable. Evil Garnet is coming, get ready for evil Estelle.
>>7087467
And she's a giantess, too.
Blue Diamond is everything I look for in a woman. Even the things that are impossible to find in real life.
>>7087399
>>7087399
doodled this earlier
>>7087399
>Blue Pearl
>barefoot
Wrong
>>7087490
Greg why are you on /trash/?
>>7087431
For real though the Pearls are just Asuka and Rei, who is letting her do this?
>>7087473
Fuck off shrimp.
Ruby and Sapphire just need to develop.
>>7087513
>yellow diamond gets shattered off screen and we never learn who did the deed
god dammit
>>7087521
Yes.
And she sings, but it's all the style of her trashy pre-nicheified Estelle where she's just a basic rapoer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znBs3_u2yE
>>7087473
Shatter Sapphire too and you got a deal
>>7087399
Not bad for a mobilefag if I do say so myself
>>7087576
How about this.
If the gems don't pick up the Rubies next episode, Eyeball is cucked till the end of time.
If the gems DO pick up the Rubies, the idea can exist.
>>7087605
considering how hard it is to draw on mobile i'd say that's pretty good anon
>>7087399
What did you do to make Pearl upset?
>>7087657
helped her realize she is shit
>>7087657
I got my "shopping list" Halfway done.
>>7087473
Garnet isn't incapable of having character arcs.
Her biggest problem is that her flaws aren't as obvious as Amethyst being a walking abortion, Peridot's autism, or everything about Pearl.
If I were tasked with giving Garnet a character arc, it would be one where she struggles with her role as a leader. She's not as smart as Rose, she's not as strong as Rose, she's not as charismatic as Rose, but nonetheless, she's expected to do everything Rose did.
Trying to fill Rose's shoes (or lack thereof) is one of Steven's main obstacles in this series. Bringing the idea that Garnet suffers from the same problems as him would make her seem less perfect and more relatable from his perspective and ours.
If this is a problem that Garnet deals with and Ruby and Sapphire don't conflict over, then Garnet wouldn't even need to unfuse.
A WIP of an OC character I'm making
I was helping a friend with a pose. Not gonna post this anywhere, so here ya go.
Would you let BD give you a footjob?
>>7087694
Ruby and Sapphire shouldn't have anything to do with it, Garnet is her own person and it's a problem she has, not them. Of course Sugar would decide to make it all about the gay midgets anyway because she is a hack.
>>7087710
Peridot looks like Rebecca Sugar in this picture.
>>7087559
>Blue Diamond grabs Garnet's left hand and starts squeezing
>Garnet is screaming and starting to crackle and fizz like her projection's breaking down and tugging at the Diamond's hand in futility, punching at it furiously
"A diamond's word is law, my dear. What I decree may be done in moments or millennia... but my will, be done the same."
>KKKCRRARRKK
>Garnet stops mid-attack, and instead of poofing, pops out Sapphire, and crackles out of focus, like a 3d model losing polygonal depth
>red dust pours from Blue Diamond's hand as Sapphire hurriedly crawls over and franctically scrambles the dust together in a vain attempt to fix it
>she starts blubbering incoherently, and her ice starts growing as she shakes, and glares at her Diamond, ice growing around her
"You are dismissed, flawed prophet. Go and see for me no more."
>Sapphire howls in rage and breaks off a jagged icicle, and makes moves to throw it at her
>Blue Pearl steps forth, unclasps her hands, and force palms Sapphire through several walls, then clasps her hands back together, walking away with her Diamond
>>7087728
That's why I said she wouldn't even need to unfuse.
I specifically tried to come up with an idea completely unrelated to fusion.
>>7086978
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/search/bismuth
>>7087726
yes
[spoiler]I wish there was actual art of her feet[/spoiler]
>>7087726
Define footjob.
Is this a full-sized Blue Diamond, or has she been shrunken to a size where my penis can get between her toes?
Either way, the answer is yes.
>>7087737
It's too bad this is something that IS preventable (and already has by my own hands as the future is not written).
Unlike Jasper's return however.
>>7087785
I wanted to post some but I cant find any it sucks.
>>7087625
T-thank you, anon!
The essence of the soul, with the temptation of the body,
The question echoing softly in your mind,
Why are you here?
What brings you here in the first place?
Why this show?
What does it mean to you?
Has it brought you closer to what you want in life, or drained it away from you, holding it to you like a carrot on the string, like a puppet string?
The gem that catches your eyes, is she what you really want out of life? A living concept that you can enjoy? Why her?
Does she make you smile, bring the blight away and make you whole?
To give to you is to give onto yourself, what would you do if you actually saw her, standing there in your presence, the bounds of whats real and what isn't being broken just to break open a small crack in your dreams?
Would you jump the gate and into the portal of her world, leaving this one behind, copying and pasting yourself into a new dimension of conflict yet love?
And what would happen to you? Would she love you back? Consider you her equal of love? A unknown element that poises itself over the horizon?
There is the feeling, what is it?
Would you rip apart anything?
For her?
What is your favorite color?
>>7087785
Give it time, anon.
>>7087737
not in this show
>>7087808
Are you the yelling guy from yesterday?
>>7087797
Sapphire can prevent terrible futures by seeing the potentials of everything. But she can't see for unexpected variables. It's not complete future sight, just a near perfect sense of how things COULD play out.
>>7087814
Why not?
>>7087808
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE
>>7087821
no, did he make a post like this?
>>7087797
>Jasper's return
But you already prevented that.
>>7087868
Red's my favorite
>>7087868
L-LAPITHYST CONFIRMED?
>>7087865
kids are to stupid, football moms will rage and tumblr will literally shake
>>7087808
I'm here solely for the heck of it and to receive fanart or pornographic material of what i desire.
It's a pretty decent show.
It's honestly a really time waster and i'm really interested to see how my favorites turn out but also how the plot progresses.
What i desire does not exist in mortal grasps.
I originally favored Garnet but she was going no where so i picked the one half i liked from her, the more i see her act the more i see great potential from her and how her character CAN go if the writers don't jerk off too hard.
Nothing can make me whole but i will say she's something i can think positively about.
Neutrality until there's approval for positive interactions, i don't want to be too pushy right off the bat.
Fucking yes, this world is honestly waiting for some disaster to fuck it up judging by how we fail to make good steps towards advancement.
...I have no clue.
For Her.
Ironically it's a tie between Red, Purple and leastly Black.
>>7087808
I'm here because I don't want to be alone
>>7087940
Main characters have died in kid's shows before.
>>7087918
THAT'S A COOL COLOR, BUT ACTUALLY IT'S ALSO WARM
>>7087934
I HOPE SO
>>7087945
DIO
I wish there was more lewd art of Blueberry butt Diamond crying or being teased by yellow diamond
>>7087808
hi faggot
>>7087695
>eyeball gem
I like her already.
>>7087808
>Why are you here?
Boredom
>What brings you here in the first place?
A cartoon
>Why this show?
There's something about it that arouses obsession
>What does it mean to you?
Happiness
>Has it brought you closer to what you want in life, or drained it away from you, holding it to you like a carrot on the string, like a puppet string?
It hasn't really had any major effect on my life but it's something to watch when I'm down
>The gem that catches your eyes, is she what you really want out of life? A living concept that you can enjoy? Why her?
I don't know honestly
>Does she make you smile, bring the blight away and make you whole?
Yes
>To give to you is to give onto yourself, what would you do if you actually saw her, standing there in your presence, the bounds of whats real and what isn't being broken just to break open a small crack in your dreams?
Wonder if I'm dreaming and avoid her forever
>Would you jump the gate and into the portal of her world, leaving this one behind, copying and pasting yourself into a new dimension of conflict yet love?
Probably not, life means more to me than that
>And what would happen to you? Would she love you back? Consider you her equal of love? A unknown element that poises itself over the horizon?
Probably not
>There is the feeling, what is it?
I wish I knew
>Would you rip apart anything?
>For her?
No
>What is your favorite color?
Purple
>>7087945
WHYYYYYYYYYY XD
SUNSET OVERDURIVE XD
OAROAROAROARAORARO
>>7087973
on these times? i don't thinks so, people are to sensitive now and this is a mainstream show
smmosh
>>7087973
>>7088028
>mfw Amon and Tarrlok died in legend of korra
>reminder that tiny Tarrlok was voiced by Zac
>>7088038
are all aliens autistic babies?
>>7088038
I really hate that stupid pumpkin thing and I hope we never have to see it again.
>>7088028
You faggot said the same thing about gays in cartoons and now look what happened. Disney movies kill heroes all the time, there's no 'it's too dangerous of a time'. 4kids got you all scared shitless of anything but the most basic shit.
Hell it's got all the hints in the world.
Blue Diamond promised it.
The temple's missing her gem like an allusion.
Her character is deathly afraid of Blue Diamond as a whole, leaving her open to the one road she wanted to avoid.
All the pins are there to be knocked over with the bomb drop that a Crystal Gem got obliterated, and Sapphire's left incomplete from all these centuries a fusion.
>>7088060
probably it's already rotten
>>7088054
>a bad guy and a literally who
Not the same all killing off a main character or even one of the major characters like Greg/Connie/Memers/Jasper/Lars/Sadie
Even in ATLA they just killed a literally who who was only in 2-3 episodes that was mostly a bad guy anyway, and it was ambiguous.
>>7088127
>He really wants Sapphire to be cucked
I hope this isn't eyeballanon.
Otherwise this might be the most edgy anon here.
Hopefully it's just another anon that took a joke post too seriously.
>>7088038
>>7088186
Why
>>7088127
killing a main character on screen in a cruel way is impossible in a kid show like SU and gay is not the same as death
>>7088060
it's going to rot to death and they'll learn about organic mortality or something
come to think of it we didn't see the thing in Adventures in Light Distortion did we, maybe it's just retconned.
>>7088143
True, but I like bad guys though. Either way, killing off characters is still killing off characters.
>>7087399
sorry if I am late to the party
here is a pudgy midget blue pearl mid air
hope you all are doing good tonight
>>7088186
that's pretty good
>>7088246
this scares me
>>7088264
in what way?
I did the best I could anon
tried to mix it up a bit
May I have cute Jasper please?
>>7088298
Her limbs are a little weird
>>7088303
yes
>>7088303
>>7088303
meh
>>7088307
I think it's alright. but I was the one who drew it.
that's cool
>>7088303
>>7088298
pudgy midgets itself scares me
>>7088303
bork boof doggo jasper
>>7088186
who made this? is there more? don't judge me
BD is sad.
YD is mad.
WD is glad?
>>7088396
Oh anon you are new...
>>7088396
kys
>>7088396
no, judge me i am a degenerate
>>7088357
well here is the other blue pearl I did a few days ago to make up for it
>>7088407
White Diamond is 200% mad.
>>7088396
they're our resident futafag who also posts that stupid fucking retarded cartoon face on everything
>>7088407
PD is dad
Gave sperm to Jasper hourly
>>7088407
PD is glad
WD is stoic?
any jasperfags have luck finding the pint size hero jasper? i want her but not willing to spend $25+ for her from scumbags on ebay
>>7088436
>>7088471
Look at those eyes, she is glad.
>>7088407
We won't see WD until the fifth season at the earliest so who cares
>>7088183
>>7088224
What's 'eyeballanon'?
I don't care if this seems impossible or too cruel, this show has dealt with forced necrotic torturous fusion as a threat, and implied drove hundreds insane with song, destroying a main character isn't impossible. In fact, it's a great way to explore the hole that would be left behind.
Sapphire has become so used to fusion, the shock could easily make her crave completeness again, and the Rubies means she has access to that existence in a way.
Also, given that any redemption of Jasper will need her to control her corruption which means mental peace lessons with Garnet. And Eyeball basically worships the ground Jasper walked, so to find out HER mentor joined the other side, will motivate Eyeball Ruby to attacking the gems even harder. Plus, Sapphire's gonna be having some personal grudges against the other gems for not stopping this, for always looking to her for guidance when she's just as unready to lead. All that baggage wrapped up in a creature that was once the voice of clarity, now dangerously devoted to their undoing.
So when she's all sorted out, and her baggage is cleared, and even Eyeball's a friend, Jasper can be the one to teach Garnet. Student becoming master, and master becoming student. It's a potential downgrade of Garnet's powerset to something more in line with the rest of the team, as Steven grows more into a force that can lead, while exploring the baggage of a character like Garnet while she's not all together.
>>7088183
Also, that's not what cucked means. Heartbroken is the word you're looking for.
>>7088509
OP it is a painting. Do not get to hard.
Remember when people thought the Lighthouse Gem was Blue Diamond? How stupid do they feel now?
god bless, hopefully these are released soon
>>7088526
The problem with killing off an MC is that they're already dealing with a loss (Rose), adding to that would be redundant
The fact that Rose died off-screen, before the show started suggests that no one important is going to die in SU
At the end maybe, but it's not something the show will explore
>>7088426
thanks yo
look at this thing hahahha
boop
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155508876379/her-return
>>7088587
So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion
>>7088593
garbage
>>7088573
what is this
>>7088526
but why eyeball?
why not nuby or navy? they are cool
>>7088634
Toys, I think.
>>7088629
i make sure to masturbate to meekface at least once a day
>>7088593
>If this was an implicit thing I wouldn’t be talking about it, but because they gave us more than a few seconds to focus on their task I am going to go ahead and assume that something is going to come up while they’re gone
Except it was clearly a gag scene. Not that I wouldn't love this as a plot point.
>>7088676
Not them, but it did seem pretty deliberate. I'm not going to set myself up for disappointment though.
>>7088526
>>7088544
Eyeball anon is the residential Eyeball Garnet poster and probably a Eyeball Rubyfag
This is basically a joke post taken too far however as this is literally crawling in my skin tier edge that not even the show would touch with a 10 inch stick.
You can assume it'll happen based on your built up facts but if Ruby were to be shattered it wouldn't lead to a broken Sapphire, it'd lead to a Sapphire who rose from the ashes of her fallen lover and is going to rewrite and further disasters from happening.
After all with Steven being put in charge after maturing from the revelation that Garnet is gone she'll need to fill in the slot for the Crystal gems somehow.
That's where her surprisingly powerful offensive training comes into play, i mean have you consider what'd a fully trained Sapphire could do?
She could literally Launch ice missiles from 700ft in the air and nothing could touch her beside heavy weaponry.
>>7088629
When did this meekface meme start? Why is it even a meme in the first place
>>7088643
Because Eyeball's the one with the vendetta against Steven, the one who idolized Jasper so clearly. The first one the Gems saw, the last one to leave Earth in Hit the Diamond.
Eyeball's the important one.
>>7088573
Are those like the big full-size pop things? Pretty cool that other characters are finally getting them even if the pop figures are stupid and ugly.
>>7088660
It is imperative that meekface is shooped onto as many Lapis images as possible.
Art of Blue Diamonds feet when?
>>7088634
they're confirmation that we'll be getting pop figures for connie, peridot, and lapis. possibly more characters if there are any exclusives. a lot of people hate them here, but they're p much the only figure merch we get for the show. i don't mind how they look though.
>>7088747
and yet you still haven't done it to this you fucking piece of shit
>>7088776
jesus fuck I hate those disgusting pop figures and their soulless eyes. I don't care how much I love a character and will never be able to get merch of them any other way, I will not spend money on those things.
>>7088726
That would be the case if Sapphire wasn't now someone so used to being a fusion that making her unable to be one would be like a permanent handicap for her mentally, especially if it was because her vision failed, or she did something for someone else knowing the risk.
She'd want that experience back, and Eyeball Ruby might try and manipulate that for her own goals. The problem is fusion still leaves them both impacted, and changed. Eyeball Ruby isn't going to come out of the experience the same gem, not with all the memories of the old Garnet in her head.
>>7088778
>"put meekface over 2/3 meekface"
For what purpose?
>>7088773
Never you degenerate
>>7088776
>peridot Connie and lapis CONFIRMED to save beach city next epsiode and be the official 'other' Trio
>Jasper cucked again
>>7088776
Steven and Amy look okay, but Garnet and Pearl are pretty fucked, especially Pearl. Connie and Lapis won't look too bad even though they'll probably nix Lapis's wings, but Peridot will probably look retarded with her bigass head.
>>7088827
everytime blue diamond cries she runs away jiggling
>>7088878
Nyuck
>>7088803
This is assuming the ole' "Sapphire is a fusion slut" meme.
And not the "fusion expert"
>>7088896
Heartbreak messes people up. Imagine you lost half your soul and the only memories you had of a time before it were serving the enemy in a pre-planned life. She's gonna need to be Garnet again to sort through herself.
what if blue diamond actually has like 12 blooples
>>7088593
They mightn't have been able to afford Lapis and Peridot's VA's as well as all the guest actors. Didn't want to pay for animation on another three characters, either. Or the story complication of having to deal with two humans in the Zoo (Connie being a survival nerd would have messed up Greg and Steven's "just go with it" naivety), along with Lapis (you'd have to describe her function and make it fit the situation) and Peridot (making it harder to have simple technological blockades.)
If they didn't give a reason for those three staying, Crewniverse would have been blasted for not giving reasons. Connie being left behind let Steven highlight his impatience, which was 'important' down the line.
TL:DR- They were giving reasons why these side characters didn't go on an adventure. The story allows for something to happen on Earth, but that doesn't mean something's going to happen. It's easier to chalk it up to budget, scheduling, laziness/lack of imagination.
>>7088878
>YD tells BD to stop being such a pussy and get over PD already.
>BD cries a stream of tears,
>"YOU DON'T GET HOW I FEEEEEELLLL"
>BD turns around and runs away sobbing.
>YD looks down and sees BDs massive round booty swaying left to right each cheek jiggling lightly as she ran,
>YD grins "Fuck I love it when she dose that....
what if sapphires eyeball popped out and she couldn't find it and asked if you knew where it was
what if peridot was your daughter and weiss ate a millipede
>>7088986
can't she just predict where it will be
>>7089013
Sure, but she won't be able to see where she's going to get there.
>>7089013
no, her eye fell out
>>7088986
stop or I might be forced to [spoiler]commission something like this[/spoiler]
>>7088949
Is what you assume based on if she's thirsty for fusion.
But the will of the deceased, the desire to keep going on for that person's sake, will overcome any petty need for fusion, no matter how long she might have spent as Garnet, Ruby wills it that she should live her life as her own, not as someone else, only if she finds someone WORTH spending her life with will she truly move on.
I mean your other fatal flaw is the fact going for another Ruby is pretty much the worst thing Sapphire could possibly do, it'd be disrespecting Ruby and everything she stood for.
Sapphire's relationship with the only GOOD Ruby is one that won't be broken with the promise of some edgy Fusion, no matter how thirsty you think she'd be.
>>7089011
I'd pull out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.
>>7089055
I disagree completely, but I'm not sure how to convince you otherwise so I'm going to bed.
>>7087399
Here's a shitty drawing that took too much time to create :^) the anatomy looks really fucked, but what the hell.
>>7089074
Cute. I like the soft fluffy look of her hair
>>7089011
Who the fuck is Weiss?
>>7089070
You won't get me to agree anyway.
This is a joke post taken too far, the logic is only based on thinking of Sapphire in an negative and tv kid's show-inappropriate light.
>>7087636
>>7089074
Never start a drawing without references, bro. It's like doing drawing on hard mode.
>>7087399
>>7089111
9001pts
>>7089111
fucking damnit
>>7088499
tell me too when you find another one
>>7088978
I want to sleep between BDs huge blue tits.
>>7088499
I'll sell you one for $40
Do you think sometimes BD grabs the rose quartz bubbles and just eats one?
>>7088970
I don't know, last time in Back to the Moon they just did a little joke, but now feels like it actually means something, coupled with how none of the three have gotten much focus this season and how we're now winding up to the S4 finale. I agree it was just a reason to save money on VAs and keep the plot simple, but who knows.
>>7089194
She's thick for a reason.
>>7089177
fuck off. canadian dollar is ass right now so that's pretty much what i'll be paying after shipping and conversion
what's your favorite shitpost you've ever made one time in 2013 I made a thread on 4chan called Steven universe general and they didn't want it to be a general look here we are haha fuck you guys
fresh delivery from the /co/ draw thread I didnt expect for someone to take my request
>>7089304
Rejecting references is the biggest mistake you could make man.
Without it you're basically creating a human from memory. That's a lot of shit to remember.
>>7089323
>No one calling her a "beautiful, gloom angel"
9/10
>>7089341
I guess so, heh, I'd rather be a cheater than called shit.
>>7089299
>40 dollars are almost 1000 pesos
hola oscuridad my vieja amiga
>>7089379
>1000 pesos en donde?
>>7089360
Also don't worry what other people think unless they're constructive. The most important thing is that your current drawing is more effective than your last. Keep it up my dude.
>>7089194
>>7089297
You can't eat just one.
>>7089397
we draw bros have to stick together
holler back at yer boy
what's your level /sug/
>>7089435
Somewhere between weird and creep
>>7089435
>8th dimensional spacial fluctuations
thats about where i am right now
>>7089432
any advice for someone who's only ever drawn sparingly his entire life and can redraw certain art with 80% accuracy without tracing
>>7089435
Dolphin bukkake isn't that bad.
>>7089435
>into some weird shit
>but only when completely consensual
this list sucks
>>7089435
Normalfag.
As long as i get the perks of previous ranks.
>>7089435
Creep.
It weird I didn't think Futa was that far down.
>>7089435
I'm gay ... so I guess weird.
But I also like smoking weed and having sex, so does that make me a creep according to this image?
The real question is: what's Pearl's level.
>>7089435
>Floor tiles
Also this list is shit.
>Sexualizing inanimate objects or machines is worse than most forms of guro/gore.
>>7089435
I'm a normalfag.
>>7089515
fusion is pretty much astral sex, so all CGs are ascended
>>7089435
I have ascended
>>7089515
>Entity merging
There's your answer for literally all the gems.
>>7089435
>posting this troll shit again
>>7089435
Pure but only non-consensually
>>7087423
Stop, I can only get so erect
>>7089435
I made it down to Accended by having at least on in each category. Would those green texts of lapis merging minds with Steven be entity merging?
Let's settle it once and for all /sug/
Which is objectively the best pearl?
I'd say row 1, pearl 3 - Gold
Everyone who doesn't draw well when they first pick up a pen is a bad artist.
>>7089585
Blue Pearl is bad.
>>7089585
Bronze is clearly the best
>tfw you will never have your very own Pearl
>>7089596
Idk I draw stickmen pretty well
>>7088303
>>7089596
>frog posters
get out
>>7089596
well yeah, if they drew well they would be a good artist
>>7089435
Ehhhh a few from degenerate, but mostly the above ones. This is for 2D, my 3D tolerance is far far more vanilla and weaker. And by 2D, I mean as long as it involves Jasper because I have a problem
Though it's a bullshit bias list to be sure
>>7089585
Matte Lavender and Light Plum are my favs
Light Grey too.
>>7089614
Now who the fuck do you think you are?
What does it say about me that I've fallen in love with someone's shitty OC? She's just the perfect pearl in every way. Why can't she be canon?
Are the /co/ fags gone yet
Fusion with someone you love has to feel really good, right?
I'd do it.
>>7089640
They are slowly petering out, soon we will be purified.
>>7089644
>Giving up your individuality like that
Daily reminder that Blue Diamond is FLAT
>>7089639
Really? The artist would be flattered
>>7089644
You can always fuse with me anon :))
>>7089665
stop projecting pearlfag
>>7089435
Between ascended and beyond My element wifu is 73 tantalum
>>7089644
Fusion is sex.
>>7089612
She looks like I girl I had a crush on in highschool. She was tall.
>>7089665
Okay but does she have sweet delicious watery milk? That's all that's important.
>>7089684
Bluebies
>>7089662
>Implying most anons wouldn't do that regardless if they're an SU fan.
You are literally on 4chan my dude.
And i'm not even the one you're replying to.
>>7089596
Actually, Science has actually debunked that myth.
Also
>Stupid Frogposter
>>7089473
The biggest trick I've learned is to always prioritize the joy of drawing over anything else. Dead serious. You don't want to start drawing regularly and treat like a second job you hate.
As for tracing, have a good muscle memory and mind memory is a great thing. Try to keep the poses and movements in mind. It may help you with different positions.
I strongly recommend constantly experimenting to see what works and what doesn't. Never be compliant with "good enough" Art always changes in time, and the way you draw today will change in time. I promise you.
Last thing to advise is simply to never compare yourself to other drawers. It will just bring you down. Each person has their own unique way of solving the problem of the pen and paper. Stay the course and be strong. Learn to filter constructive critical advise and just regular shitposting.
You can do it. Now embrace the new day.
>>7089662
It's the only situation where I'd allow it, especially since you still have a good amount of control and can just have mental sex 24/7 while you're doing it.
>>7089640
They're pretty easy to spot at least.
>>7089693
Wtf go stalk her
I want to forcefully place my phallus into Carnelian's crevice
>>7089737
kys
>>7089730
She's obviously dead like Jasper.
i'd draw but getting out materials, finding a surface to draw on, and shredding the results so family doesn't come across them is too much of a pain
>>7089747
Wtf go dig her up
>>7089737
Too late
>>7089756
What if she's cremated?
>>7089764
Wtf get a dust pan
>>7088526
I dont think it would be impossible for the show to show a character getting killed onscreen either actually
Like they've technically have "killed" characters onscreen by poofing them, from pearl getting stabbed in the chest to garnet getting split in half and the show actually showing it
But what made these "deaths" okay is that the chatacters weren't really dead, they came back just fine later
The only way I can see any of our main gems getting shattered is if steven will be able to learn how to heal shattered gems later so that they wont be dead for good
>>7089730
why should I?
>>7089770
What if her cremains were thrown to the sea?
>>7089782
Wtf those diving lessons finally paid off
It's been a while, post desktops /sug/
>>7089779
>>7089435
well since oviposition and egg laying is pretty common with some su fans I guess that puts me in the degenerate level.
i dont even know what half the shit is in the rest of the rows but i can imagine.
>>7089788
Shadman changed a lot over the years
>>7089794
>Geez Billy, two monitors?
>>7089780
Wtf why not
>>7089788
Whose the bottom artist on the left?
LAPIS MUST BURN FOR HER SINS!
>>7089808
Are there actually people who don't have at least two monitors in CY +2?
>>7089720
I hope this helps you, guy that wanted advise.
Excuse the spelling errors. I hope you see this.
I really like helping other people.
>>7089794
>>7089828
I AGREE YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT!
>>7089841
I really like molesting other people
>>7089831
I literally play games, write, watch videos, and shitpost on my computer, why would I need two?
>>7089820
because I left highschool like 9 years ago
>>7089853
>samefagging for attention
>>7089879
Wtf she probably looks even more like Jasper now go crack open a phone book
>>7089844
Tell us more about Hinduism and Buddhism
Am I the only degenerate who has Sardonyx as their favorite?
>>7089873
So you can do more of those things at once. Being able to play games and shitpost at the same time is pretty nice.
>>7089858
So what you're saying is that Sugar is a pussy who is too scared to have a character die. Which means Transformers: Beast Wars is better than Steven Universe.
>>7089922
Yeah
>>7089863
Stop tickling people against their will
>>7089794
quick, post a blue diamond related wallpaper
>>7089922
There was the cricket guy whose recent absence I've just noticed.
>>7089883
I hate attention, I'm just bored.
>>7089922
yes
>>7089948
Deviant art fetishes are toppest tier
>>7089922
lewd-wise.
No.
Fusion-wise.
Ehhh, still leaning on Opal.
>>7089794
it used to be a pic with lapis and steven, but i just made that my phone background
>>7089922
What's degenerate about loving the cricket?
Dubs decide if tonight is my last night alive
>>7089922
not favorite, but up there
>>7089980
You live, whack to to skinny now
>>7089933
Well yeah.
>>7089922
God I love her laugh
>>7089977
>rape baby sardonyx
Pearl alone = good
Garner alone + good
Sardonyx = shatter level shit gem
>>7089964
>samefagging out of boredom
>>7089999
>9999
OH HO HO HO
>>7089980
stick it out till the end and you get to pick what universe you respawn in
>>7089933
Sure, if you think killing off a character automatically makes something better.
>>7089980
Reroll
>>7090011
Homestuck is the pinnacle of all media.
>>7089915
Hinduism is a religion, or a way of life, found most notably in India and Nepal. Hinduism has been called the oldest religion in the world, and some practitioners and scholars refer to it as Sanātana Dharma, "the eternal law," or the "eternal way," beyond human origins. Scholars regard Hinduism as a fusion or synthesis of various Indian cultures and traditions, with diverse roots and no founder.This "Hindu synthesis" started to develop between 500 BCE and 300 CE following the Vedic period (1500 BCE to 500 BCE).
>>7089987
And that means that we should rape and kill crewniverse?
>>7090011
the darker your story is the better it is
bokurano is the greatest work of fiction
>>7090024
>>7089980
Can't I just die I hate life
>>7090002
>Pearl alone = good
Disgusting
>>7090035
Well yeah.
>>7089794
>>7090029
You forgot Buddhism.
I don't love you anymore.
Would you ever meet a /sug/ poster irl?
>>7090035
Um......yes. Why not?
>>7090011
Dinobot's death in beast wars is one of the most emotional scenes I've witnessed in a cartoon.
He went out a hero.
>>7090054
If I didn't have to travel for more than five minutes.
>>7090054
Uhm no
>>7090054
are you going to make one of those maps
don't make one of those maps
>>7089794
>>7090072
>ummm
What are you from tumblr
>>7089915
Buddhism is a religion and dharma that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to the Buddha. Buddhism originated in India sometime between the 6th and 4th centuries BCE, from where it spread through much of Asia, whereafter it declined in India during the middle ages. Two major extant branches of Buddhism are generally recognized by scholars: Theravada (Pali: "The School of the Elders") and Mahayana (Sanskrit: "The Great Vehicle"). Buddhism is the world's fourth-largest religion, with over 500 million followers or 7% of the global population, known as Buddhists.
world religions is my major
>>7090071
ASL?
>>7090082
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................
>>7090088
>world religions is my major
How's that working out for you?
Does trash have any moderation besides no cp?
>>7090082
Saying "uhm" makes you from tumblr now?
She aint really that smart is she
>>7090054
Why or why not?
>>7090054
Jesus, no.
>>7090106
>he fell for the "pearl is smart" meme
once a dumb pearl always a dumb pearl
>>7089999
>>7090106
She's clueless when it comes to current HW tech
>>7090126
JUST LIKE LAPIS
>>7090106
She's defective, remember?
>>7090103
Is CP even deleted though?
Not to make a joke but most of the full of Steven and Connie hardcore porn isn't deleted.
>>7090100
okish at least my parents don't think i am a failer my mom and dad are both Catholics
>>7090054
So when are we going to meet up in the local target parking lot in Pennsylvania to beat each other up?
>>7089794
>>7089794
the other monitor is same background but nothing on it
>>7090148
Why won't you return my emails?
>>7090148
love you scraps
Ms Paint Yeti is best gem.
>>7090133
>dubs
G-G-G-GUYS?
>>7089999
Imagine that during the gem war, the "HOHOHO" while poofing other gems mercilessly with her hammer.
>>7090054
nah farthest id go is twitter
>>7089794
>>7090054
>Meeting /co/fags
Yeah right
>>7090054
does anyone want to come to my house and pray next to my jasper shrine with me
>>7090167
GUYS
ALSO GIRLS
>>7090054
My boyfriend.
>>7090054
It depends. I will leave instantly for these reasons:
1) Bad hygiene.
2) Unkempt hair (whether it be on the head or face).
3) Publicly vulgar in real life as they are online (I don't mind some vulgarity, just don't do it while we're in public).
I have a lot of fun on this site and I know this is the wrong place to say this, but I won't associate myself with anyone who doesn't care or take care of themselves.
>>7090175
>Life is Strange
>Call of Duty
>Mac
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7090150
Look at this shit and his sideways start bar. Who do you think you are?
Also requesting more commie connie
You all made the best gem angry.
>>7090167
>being THIS new
Jesus Christ quit embarrassing yourself
>>7090203
I'm literally better than everyone that uses it differently.
>>7090202
i like things that make me happy
>>7090198
LIKE TWO LINES THAT NEVER INTERSECT
>>7090175
I made a hackintosh running macOS Sierra recently. Not mine though
>>7090202
poorfag
>>7090225
I don't know what this means but G U Y S
>>7090175
>Playing games
>ON A MAC
Fucked from the start
>>7090169
http://annadesu.tumblr.com/post/148907700499/sardonyx-during-the-war
>>7090229
good for you you'er a better most of us
neat
>>7090248
>buying overpriced shit in a desperate need to feel superior
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7090175
>plays life is tumblr
kys
>>7090251
good, I wasn't the only retard to think of that
>>7090248
A PC that is the same price as a mac makes said mac look like a goddamned TI-83.
>>7090148
Come down to Georgia instead and I'll fight
I'm sure one of you fags is in Atlanta
>>7090262
It's called having more disposable money, poorfag
>>7090270
qts
>>7090287
Sorry for sounding like a jew but a mac is a ripoff.
>>7090233
>P A R A L L E L S
Not to be confused with P A R A L E L L S, a misspelled stolen jasperfag meme
>it's actually really hard to find 1920x1200 wallpapers
>>7090287
Being rich doesn't make the shit you buy anymore valuable.
>>7090316
i bought mine for 600, and upgraded everything myself for around 150, so it's not really that bad if you don't buy the newest macbook.
i have too much money invested into itunes etc to want windows again. although i do have bootcamp.
>>7090054
You know that Groucho Marx joke about not wanting to join any group that would accept you as a member?
>>7090334
It literally does
>>7090323
>tfw can never find the 1080x1900 wallpaper of the beta kindergarten that I want
>>7090356
which pic?
>>7090313
Goodnight /sug/arpies.
>>7088560
Not sure how those people feel but there is that one theorist thats still really hung up on the idea that lapis and the lighthouse gem are fusion components of blue diamond
They haven't watched the recent bomb yet but this post sounds like even seeing BD onscreen wont be enough to unconvince them of their theory
>saving shit from aggregators
I seriously hope you guys don't do that
As someone who has used Windows my whole life, and who actively plays around with literally every version, it's true that macOS is better; lightning fast responsiveness, never gets slow, and perfect for casual-medium gaming. Plus, you can dual boot into windows. (Granted I stole a copy of macOS by installing it on a PC but whatever).
When you first sign into Windows, how long does it take for an application you click to start up? On macOS it's literally instant
>>7090382
Nobody fucking cares, spaghetti nigger
>>7090379
The Blue Diamond we saw was just a water clone, how could you not recognize it?
>>7090379
>>7090345
Not when it's overpriced garbage that's inferior to it's much cheaper competition.
>>7090319
*P A R R A L E L S belongs to Jasperfags kys
>>7090376
No specific picture, I've just needed a decent phone wallpaper of the beta kindergarten to replace the prime kindergarten one I have right now
When is Rebecca finally going to get treatment for her bulimia?
>tfw you only know how to draw with Ms Paint
>>7090432
When she gets over her narcissism and pedo tendencies.
>>7090432
When Lapidot becomes canon
>>7090426
>L E L S
Even better. How could I goof it up?
>>7090413
this is some brilliance right here
Have an image.
>>7090413
>two characters in the same room does not mean one of the characters isn't the other
lel
>>7090449
mouse is only gonna get you so far
get a cheap tablet and a free art program at least
>>7089794
>>7090466
/CO/ GET OUT
>>7090432
No wonder Rebecca identifies with Pearl
>>7090466
have it back
>>7090482
My mom got me a tablet for my birthday once and it didn't even work
>>7090507
Lol
>>7090466
absolutely delete this
>>7090491
Fuck you... let me be bored drunk and sleep deprived this once.
>>7090488
If you're just going to take off all your icons for your wallpaper just get a painting
>>7090507
did you not attempt to return it for a new one?
>>7090432
When the gems collectively gangrape steven
>>7090538
Steven's penis, meet pearl's penis.
>>7090538
More proof Pearl is Rebecca's self insert.
>>7090521
>>7090500
>>7085060
Kill yourself
>>7090458
guess Rebecca's bullimia treatment is uprooted and destroyed
>>7090532
We didn't. It's not that it was faulty it just didn't work with our computers. Also it was really small.
>>7090556
Nothing will stop my transcendence into godhood.
Lapis is for torture
>>7090410
How could I be so blind
Thats why shes a lighter blue then she was in The Answer
It all makes sense now
>>7090560
indexer stop doing this you are lowering the avrige iq of the thread by 90 points
>>7090569
That's great! Skeletons are sexy
>>7090560
>shithead is awake
>>7090580
Not even an unlikely alliance between two hilariously dysfunctional misfits?
Tefahed!
>>7090595
Hot
>>7090601
She's cute eh
>>7090175
does anyone have the original image for this background?
>>7090619
Not even that.
>>7090497
Pearl is bad influence anorexics. She needs to be removed from the show forever.
>>7090610
>Everyone that he links his "superior" pictures to is asleep.
[Excited jumping Peridot gif]
>>7090621
kek
>>7090659
What do you think indexer looks like?
BOW BEFORE ME OLDFAGS AND NEWFAGS ALIKE!
>>7090621
ew, i don't like em
i don't like peridots
uaaaaaagh
>>7090654
Pearl is the best character on the show fuck you
Is it bad that I kind of want Steven to grow a little older?
>>7090691
>>7090703
That is the only part of my boredom that gets noticed...
>>7090709
no
but he wont sucrose has a quenchable thirst
>>7090711
>>7090711
I wanna smooch those rude lips
MRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
>>7090711
I want to smell Jasper
>>7090792
IT DIO XDD
>>7090705
lel
THIS IS A BOSS FIGHT THAT KICKS ASS!
>>7090863
It spawns from zombie demon cluster.
>>7090677
He has enormous girth, with doughy fat rolls that spill out of his clothes like a thick batter. His skin is always drenched in a thick layer of oil and sweat, causing his fat body to glimmer even in the dullest light. His facial features are hidden under the pads of fat that consume his face. The only thing keeping the lump of fat on his forehead from obstructing his sight is a pair of glasses, which prop the lard lump up enough for him to see. His hair is matted and oily, and it has not seen soap, water, or a comb in many months or years. He cannot find clothes that fit him, so he must wear a sheet over his planet-like body. When he has to go upstairs for his chicken nuggies, he puts on a pair of shorts that could be mistaken for a giant potato sack, and a shirt that smells of potent cum and musky sweat. Under his fat folds are chronic yeast infections, which cause his body to constantly reek of mildew and yeast, on top of the musky smell he always has.
Is that good?
>>7090792
CRAZY DIUMUNDU XD XD XD XD
IF I HEAL U THEN ITS FAIR RITE XD XD XD XD XD DX DX XD XD DX DX DX XD D XD
Well, I descended madness into madness.
>>7090917
please stop
>>7086043
kill yourself
>>7090935
LE WARDO!!! XD XD XD
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAAA XD
Armstrong manhandling and fucking Sapphire when?
Can we get this guy killed or something? Or is it only /b/ that can do that?
>>7091020
Sapphirefag?
>>7091012
*Bed Mutant
>>7091020
DA ONLY REASON YOU LOST DIO XD
IS BECAUSE U PISSED ME OFF DX
OAROAROORAOAROAOARO
>>7091028
I was talking about the guy who speaks in gibberish, but the sapphirefag can die too.
What is your favorite fanfic ever, it doesn't even have to be SU
>>7091044
Im crying
>>7091020
reporting them can help soothe your annoyance. He'll eventually get banned if he keeps doing it, or get bored and leave
>>7091044
I will defend Sapphirefag!
>>7091041
IT DIO XDDDDDD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAA DX DX XD
what's up niggers
>>7091070
Then you can die too.
>>7091044
>>7091070
>>7091082
How sweat of you.
>>7091073
I'm sorry what is that langauge?
>>7091087
sorry mom
>>7091091
>>7091085
The furfag can also die.
>>7091091
>>7091045
botfly pearl
>>7090677
>>7091020
That's a bit extreme anon, if anyone around here deserves to die it's indexer
>>7091111
kys
>>7091111
Post these in a slightly lower resolution so Indexer has to source all this furry shit
>>7091138
Then he can die too!
Do you guys prefer the Lemon butt or the Blueberry Butt
I want to know what happened to the guy that got kicked out of his house after his mom found his drawings of Jasper murdercocking Lapis in half
>>7091189
Orange sherbet butt, lowfat or full
>>7091189
both
>>7086705
kill yourself
>>7091189
Lemon.
>>7091194
He got kicked out of his house and will come back in May
>>7091194
Rebecca hired him to replace Amber
https://twitter.com/SugaryMom
which one of you is responsible for this
WHY WOULD YOU WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT A REAL PERSON
WHAT THE FUCK
>>7091194
Whatever happened to the Pearl wall anon
>>7091194
I hope his mom comes here and posts the drawings.
>>7091244
When will Lion continue the cycle and rape Steven?
Reminder to always listen to Ronaldo.
>>7091244
>ywn choke on Lion's magic dick
>>7091123
I chuckled.
>>7091275
fug
originalo
>>7091275
Reminder that Ronaldo confirmed a "wind farm" and the corrupted gems getting unbubbled in the same line
>>7091194
That is funny as shit. Is anyone here old enough to remember cold tea or not
>>7091239
How much does one person have to hate themselves to do an rp about Rebecca Sugar fucking Peridot
>>7091239
>roleplaying on twitter
worst than roleplaying in here
>>7091290
>>7091302
when was that?
>>7091290
>he will never cum inside and teleport your insides to a different dimension
My heater is so powerful that it is also a dimmer switch.
>>7091321
Do you think Steven has used lions dimension as his own personal masturbation room
>>7091339
Turn it up and die of a heat stroke
I should learn some more about Honey Select and then make a Jasper character.
http://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=steven_universe
>>7091344
Yes, he takes Rose's portrait off the wall and hops in
>Jasper will never eat you
>>7091350
Why did you make me click that bastard?
>>7091315
>in the same line
"Wait, so the hand wasn't here to snatch up humans for a human zoo-"
>"-or interfere with our subsidized Beach City wind farm-"
>"-or thaw out the cryogenically frozen pets of the one percent?!"
>>7088827
kill yourself
>>7091347
Here's the problem... it is so fucking cold outside that even with my heater on I'm still cold.
>>7091371
You think if Indexers vision started to go a little blurry he'd kill himself?
>>7091366
cute
>>7091368
GUYS