/sug/ - Steven Universe General You know what's the di

>>7058246
I want her to step on me

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Don't post BlushMallet in this thread! BrashMullet is fine though.

>>7058210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ

Reminder that Steven Universe is low quality SJW porn.

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>>7058258
>SJW
>porn

Pick one

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>>7058258
Leave shill

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Gems should cuddle

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>>7058258
>Jewtube in my Garnet thread

OUT

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>>7058258

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>>7058288
Gems should golf

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Garnet x Hand Cluster is the best ship.

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I can't remember why I saved this.

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Goodnight /sug/ and Garnets

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>>7058338

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>>7058348
Goodnight

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>>7058348
gudnut

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So glad it's canon

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>>7058354

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Garnet is the coolest Gem

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>>7058369
Wrong.

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>>7058354
This and the Nightmare Hospital Clusters were the best.

>>7058381
>rarely
>looks like shit
Key words.

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Which gem is the most like an angel?

>>7058404
Armstrong.

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>>7058411
Just looked up Armstrong on tumblr and found this, I guess you're right.

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>>7058376
kill yourself

>>7058468
What timezone are you even in Indexer?

>>7058468
kill yo4urself

>All of this Garnet posting

I'm..I'm actually okay with this. It's pretty rare here so I don't mind something as refreshing as Garnet spam

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tihcc

>>7058473
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/indexer/

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>>7058477
Enjoy it while it lasts

>>7058514
Revolting. Why is Connie's ass so fat, and what is that bulge

>>7058473
GMT+1

>>7058524
you ever see a woman before?

>>7058529
They probably haven't.

>>7058529
As a mater of fact, I haven't seen 12 years old.

>>7058536
>As a mater of fact, I haven't seen one, i'm 12 years old.
Okay, you messed up your post but i get what you're saying

>>7058536
>I haven't seen 12 years old.

Whatever you say pedo

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>Bring on the syrup!

>>7058246
more like Holly Blue Fagate

>>7058237
>Nymphomanic sees porn
Nothing else

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>>7058536

>>7058291
>Jewtube
You might wanna watch this video beginning at 25 min

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10/10 thread so far keep it up

>>7058381
>other than Lapis and Peridot
>picture has Peridot

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>>7058468

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Post the most unused pic in your SU folder

Can someone translate these?

https://twitter.com/doggaee/status/814052579097202688

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>>7058600

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>>7058600

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You encounter a special needs gem lost and alone on the beach. She says she's looking for her handler, a tall blue girl who wears a blue dress.

What do you do?

>>7058626
Molest her

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>>7058626
Ask her where her handler is so I can fuck her

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>>7058515
>2861 results found.

>>7058643
indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer indexer
Let's bump that up

>>7058626
Tell her you'll help her if she eats all the eggs

>>7058626
shoot her with a super missle

>>7058515
Literally all me

Indexer
INDEXER
indexer

>>7058618
interesting

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>>7058626
>implying Peridot isn't Lapis's handler.

>>7058672
you're not the real indexer

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>>7058621
kill yourself

>>7058618
Yeah but she's not cute though. I prefer cute lapis to "interesting" lapis. whatever that means.

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>>7058600
Tbh, my phone SU folder has like 15 pictures.

>>7058626
Tell her she's been brainwashed by Zuke

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Now I'm worried what the fusion will look like with Lapis. Will all Steven fusions be ugly as fuck because half of the fusion is an ugly retarded fat kid?

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>Best gem thread
Oh, thank god

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>>7058747

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I'M GOING TO MARRY BLUE DIAMOND!

>>7058744
>all Steven fusions
>ugly as fuck

Implying you wouldn't fug Stevonnie

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>>7058750

>>7058753
more like

BLOW diamond

>>7058753
She's too big to marry. Marry a reasonably sized gem instead.

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>>7058755

>>7058760
ALL I WANNA DO

IS PUT MY DICK INTO

A GIANT WOMAN

>>7058269
Yes.

>>7058277
Shills get paid.

>>7058291
No.

>>7058300
It's good of you to pick the worst voice acted character to express your contempt. Shows your lack of taste.

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>>7058764

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>>7058848

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>>7058852

Amethyst shapeshifted into a fucking helicopter ONCE and then never again

fucking why

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Do you think Blue Diamond is a barefooter like Lapis?
I wonder how big her feet are.

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>>7058864

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>>7058852

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>>7058873

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>>7058879
last one from me.

>>7058872
I bet she has those things where it's like a ring on the middle toe that's collected to like blue cloth. I bet she has really big bare feet with a lovely white coloration on the underside, and elegantly painted blue nails.

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>You'll never /ss/ with Connie's mom

Friendly reminder

>>7058893
Indian moms don't look so good once they reach Priyanka's age. Especially if they're working a stressful job like being a doctor. When you get her undressed it might be a disaster down there.

There are pretty much no attractive human moms in this show. They're all too old or beat looking.

>>7058910
>Vidalia

Not saying she doesn't look old, but it's in that "worn out but still frisky" kind of way

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I'm a Lapisfag, and this is my only pic of Garnet

>>7058288
cute

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>>7058956
>heya sonny, this old onion still got a few layers
>when I'm through with you, you're gonna be tearing up

Would you really?

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>>7059035
Vidalia only cares about young cute boys.

>>7059035
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah BOIIIIIIII

Who keeps making SU threads on /co/?
Are they just wanting us to get perma banned?

>>7058610
>Steven if you go, greg will get kidnnapped just wait for an hour thats all then we can take you there
or
>Steven its one of the diamond's thrones. they use it as a car

ENTIRE
BOMB
GONE

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>>7058978
I'm a Lapisfag, and I have a few Garnets.

>>7059107
SU itself is allowed, /sug/ isnt. Its full of false flaggers and idiots that bitch about how many SU threads there are (made by false flaggers). An endless cycle of /co/ hateboners.

Posting in the new thread.

>Steven shot up in a flash, sweat was dripping down his forehead as his hear was racing.
>Taking a few seconds to compose himself, the. Hybrid gem rubbed his eyes and breathed calmly
>That was a perticularly bad nightmare, the forth one this week.
>It was always the same one as well, the one with Rose Quartz and Jasper.
>Steven frowned and quickly moved out of his bed. The gem took his pillow and walked out of the door silently.
>He was rather glad that Pearl wasn't watching him tonight, she always got very clingy after he had a bad dream.
>It was a short walk to the barn, for the gem. The moonlight made it extra pretty as well.
>Coming close, Steven looked inside through the crack. Peridot and Lapis were fast asleep.
>They didn't need to sleep of course, they just found out that both liked it.
>Steven slid in like a banshee, moving over to the sleeping duo, he set down and laid his head just to the side of Lapis chest.
>Closing his eyes, he snuggled up closer to her, as Peridot did the same.
>Lapis's mouth circles into a smile.
>She never slept anyway.

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>>7059144

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>>7059150

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>>7059164

>>7059161
Fuck I just want to cuddle with Skinny all day. She's my waifu now. Nobody else.

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Highschool AU when???

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>>7059173
she is cute

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>>7059035
kill yourself

>>7059182
tomorrow

>>7059121
Was thinking the same about an hour ago. So while this bomb was really great there were some plot holes. Another one was basically how Adventures in Light Distortion could've been avoided if they had just listened to Peridot for 10 more seconds.

On the other hand we've seen many times before Gems often choose the wrong words or say things different from what they intent too. They're just socially retarded

>>7059187
Ahhh idk about this one, she looks a little too much like a young man. Well fuck it, I'd still cuddle.

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>>7059187
I'm attracted to skeletons and this show gives me Pearl, Lapis and now Skinny Jasper

>>7059201
okay but when are they all going to fuck??

>>7059195
its poor writing

>>7059201
I just wanna say your taste in gems is excellent.

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Episode where the Rubies come back and claim Lapis as their new mommy incoming.

>>7059224
You ever think there's sexual tension in the studio?

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>>7059232

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>>7059148
Why is there something so comfy and cute about Steven sleeping with gems.

>>7059239
Idk. Young white kid, a bunch of asian qts. You do the math.

>>7059258
There isn't. It's retarded he's literally 14 years old but people act like he's a fucking infant. If a 14 year old is laying with a hot alien girl, they aren't just cuddling comfortably.

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BD feet art when?

>>7059267
Steven is pure.

>>7059267
but steven is an innocent retard

>>7059267
Again still got the mind set of a child for the most part that's why he still looks so young he's still basically 8 or 10

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>>7059275
NO LEAVE BD ALONE SHE IS PURE!

>>7059281
Okay so he's mentally stunted. Great job gems and dad. Why doesn't Greg do something to man him the fuck up? Like a real dad would?

Why is he so complacent with him being a cuddly little teddy bear with the mind of an 8 year old? WHY? WHAT RESPECTFUL FATHER WOULD BE OKAY WITH HIS SON BEING A FUCKING FAGGOT?

>>7059303
It's a cartoon.

>>7059303
I'm sorry about your dad Anon.

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>>7059303
did you enjoy the bomb watermelon?

>>7059327
Come on. I'm not the only person who hates Greg and thinks he's a shit parent.
>>7059313
My shit father has nothing to do with this.

>>7059368
I bet you went on a murderous rampage when you saw House Guest for the first time.

What's good, cunts?

>>7059397
ur mom's vagina LOL xD

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>>7059368
It's okay if you had an inadequate father watermelon, but you shouldn't project that onto Greg.

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>>7059414
Lapis should of came with the gems she could of finally mated with Steven in the zoo.

>Steven and Greg are still getting used to this strange new environment of the zoo.
>Steven doesn't want to be there finding it weird and just wanted to home with his dad.
>But then it turned out there was a special event going on called the choicening.
>It turned out to be some kind of pair up thing were the ear rings choice out the perfect partners.
>Steven stood in the circle and said "This is stupid how can they just choice out who's perfect for each other? that's not how love works."
>Then suddenly Steven heard his the earnings call his name "Steven Universe please step into the centre of the circle."
>Stevens eyes almost popped out of his skull "W-wait what? I can't be choicenind I have a girlfriend already."
>The zoomans then lightly pushed Steven over to the circle.
>Greg watched from the sideline freaking out but not sure what to do.
>Steven stood there sweat running down his forehead as he wondered who this dating thing was going to pair him up with.
>Steven then said in frustration "Fine ok you stupid earnings, tell me who's the one for me because let me tell you I already know how I love!
>Suddenly the earnings spoke "Lapis Lazuli please step into the centre of the circle."
>Steven felt like time froze...did his ears just hear that?
>The zoomans clapped as someone walked into the circle behind him.
>"I'm so glad we get to be together Steven."
>Steven turned around and was shocked to see Lapis in a loincloth native outfit.
>She smiled warmly at the shocked boy and held his hand
>"The voice is never wrong Steven it only picks the perfect couples to mate, now kiss me."

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>>7059457
but now she is a loyal protector of Beach City and can finally earn his love

>>7059472
this needs a meek edit

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>I missed the Garnetposting

>>7059561
It's okay, Garnet isn't as good of a gem as some of the other ones.

>>7059561
You also missed your last chance to be a relevant gem in this last bomb. Seriously though, this really was the final nail in the coffin as far as the meme gems being forever confined to the meme barn. They could have at least taken along Peridot who clearly showed a better aptitude at understanding the Roaming Eye than any of the other gems, but nope, they decided she was better suited to just playing with garbage in the barn.

>>7059585
Fuck missions. Lapis and Peridot are best when they're laying around in the barn doing meme stuff.

>>7059585
They're getting focus after this arc, their presence would have only been a hindrance to complicate Sapphire's story further.

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>>7059561
here's a harney for your troubles

>>7059607
I highly doubt it at this point.

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>>7058893
BM can make good stuff occasionally, it's so sad most of her stuff is just trash.

>>7059623
Their VAs have been in the studio multiple times after That Will Be All was recorded, and I doubt both Steven and Garnet telling them to protect the city won't at least have some kind of follow-up however silly. Of course they're not mains but they won't just be ignored forever.

>>7059644
Not ignored, just confined to doing meme trash all the time. It's sad too, because like I said earlier, this was a perfect opportunity to integrate Peridot back into the plot.

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>>7059613
Thanks.

>>7059668
They can still fix them if the show just lets them do "something". They stopped YD from being a meme, so I won't lose hope yet.

>>7059693
Yellow Diamond only had a single three second moment to overcome, Lapis and Peridot have whole episodes of being written as complete jokes to turn around, not to mention being ignored during a lot of others despite being a short travel from the beach house and now being excluded during a mission where they or at least one of them could have come in handy. Everything is being written in a way so that they're there, but not there.

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There are great ships, then there are perfect ships.

>>7059725
And then there's shit like lapidot.

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>>7059725
>lapis' fingers sprouting from the back of her hands
>lapis ribons being to the side despite the space between her arms
>peridots fingers are grasping her back despite her limb enhancers being in front of her body
>peridot's arms connecting into the middle of her enhancers

>>7059734
Lapidot falls under "perfect ships".

>>7059757
>nitpicking
BM is great.

>>7059774
those are huge issues that should be resolved in sketching and should never even be seen in lineart
what I'm saying is that BM is shit

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>>7059803
Okay, SOME of her art is a little wonky. But then you've got objectively good shit like this.

>>7059758
*Perfectly shit

>>7059811
>lineart of the butt overlaps the butt horizon
>that terrible perspective on her right arm
>one hand smaller than the other
please

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>>7059811
Right how can you not like this shit? Floating, disconnected legs and all.

>>7059870
This one looks fine to me. She just gave her a big fat ass, I don't see how the legs are disconnected.

>BlushMallet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMADbqxifE

>Steven was pulled from his sleep by his senses.
>The smell of cooked bacon, perfectly white fried eggs, brown sizillibg sausages and toast had woken him.
>The smell had crept up on him, and invaded his nostrils as the young gem gave into his human desires and opened his eyes.
>His stomach had made the "Good Morning" conversation as a loud rumble had eminated from if.
>Lapis laughed, this was her first time cooking, but by the sound of Stevens tummy she was doing a good job at it.
>Steven yawned and arose from bed just as Lapis flipped the eggs. "L..Lapis? What are you doing here?" Steven rubbed the sleep from his eyes and yawned
>"I thought I'd be nice and make Breakfast for my perfect little Quartz."
>Steven smiled, "But Pearl always makes it for me.
"She's... On a mission. I'll make it for you today."
>Lapis's smile increased its diamiter as she felt Steven wrap his arms around her waist and bury his face into her tummy.
"It's nearly ready sit down."
>Meanwhile a very angry Pearl was watching through a slight gap in the cupboard, she was tied up and couldn't move.

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Theirs not enouth Blue Diamond in this slow ass thread.
Post giant pure angel.

>>7059983
>perfectly white fried eggs
W-where did she got the eggs?

rip. it was a good ride

>>7060090
Pearl laid an egg!

>>7059301
BD spent at least a few hours with Greg.
No one can ignore the universe.

Why is this thread so dead? is everyone just at /co/ or something?

>>7060487
I've got a job anon, most of us either have work, uni or school.

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Honestly the best thing I took away from all of this is that my waifu has a chance of returning now. I'd pretty much written her off as dead as far as the narrative goes, so just having the Rubies acknowledged again gave me hope.

Im reposting this since I wanna hear some more opinions

Theory Time

So here we go this is my first time doing so pardon my structuring

I believe I have found new evidence to support the Rose is Pink Diamond theory. This is a concept that has been tossed around for awhile, however it lost some traction due to the reveal that Rose "Shattered" Pink Diamond.

My idea revolves around the idea that Pink diamond took the form of Rose and faked her assassination.

While I Do not have any direct evidence, their are some obvious character traits that apply to both of them, that may connect them.

Traits
>pink Color pallet
>complete infatuation with humans,
>Steven for whatever reason crying the tears of Blue Diamond

one who collects them, and the other, wanting to involve herself with them as much as possible.

Now I have also noted some symbolism that relates back to this, mainly as seen in the episode >Mr Greg". In the song we see greg and pearl take on the shades of yellow and blue, while Steven becomes pink. I think this is trying to say that Blue and Yellow need to talk about what happened to pink. Also as we see in the leaked yellow diamond song, "Yes, of course, we still love her
And we’re always thinking of her
Don’t you know I miss her, too?" this mirrors back to Greg and pearl missing rose,

TLDR

Rose maybe pink diamond.

>>7060605
>Rose is Pink Diamond theory
Stopped reading there.

There aren't any of them black peoples in here, are there?

>>7060506
I guess I choice the wrong day to do nothing...

>all that Garnet posting at the start of the thread
>barely any Garnet porn

boo

>rubies gone

what are you fucking stupid

>>7060659
Who are you quoting?

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Stop falling in love with a gem tyrant.

>>7060676
this fag >>7060564

>>7060716
Then they should stop making Gem tyrabts so lovable

>>7060746
That doesn't make much sense considering the Rubies are gone right now. Just because they had Steven say a single line about possibly bringing them back doesn't change their current status.

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>>7060716
How is it wrong to love an angel, anon?

>>7060716
Stop making shitty ambient music.

>>7060773
I mean if you mean those rubies specifically, but we are guaranteed to see one whenever garnet unfuses

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnUDQ1NHOTc

>yfw they were right
>yfw "a boy she had a crush on"
>yfw connie has most likely gotten magical powers from steven's juicebox
>yfw connie will fight homeworld with the gems
>yfw steven will become a full gem or human at the end of the series
>if human rose may or may not return
>yfw this is extremely likely

>>7060966
>they were right
((((THEY))))

>>7061007
well i mean
theres the channel owner, voice actor who could have potentially helped with the script, and the sources in the description

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Am I the only one who didn't feel bad for the diamonds? They finally got a taste of their own medicine if you ask me.

>>7061089
All life is precious, even gigantic space rock dictators.

>>7061089
But they're cute so they did nothing wrong

so are steven and connie a thing

>>7061172
For all intents and purposes, yes.

>>7061172
They're two things

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>>7061193
Or are they?

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https://youtu.be/JBbIpbXoTgE

Everytime Holy Blue Agate does or says something incredibly bitchy

would you console a sad jasper

>>7061193
WALKING AROUND AS IF THEY'RE ONE THING

NYEHEHEHEHEHE

>>7061206
So every time Holly Blue Agate is on screen?

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>>7061220
That's pretty much exactly the case

what are some nice fan gems you've seen

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Can the murdercock destroy a diamond?

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>>7061255
no

>>7061267
Why was dick first

>>7061277
It's a jasperfag, that's why.

>>7061277
Closeted heterosexual

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I drew some Pearl degeneracy, maybe some of you will enjoy it!

>>7061294
I do not

>>7061294
Pretty good thanks.

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what's with the butthole mouth?

Color you tensions away.
http://lilmizzkrazie.tumblr.com/tagged/Fake-Coloring-Book

>>7061347
Shapeshifting.
>TangPeridotComicStitched.png

>>7061347
stealth reference to Mukade Melibe's Burgess Girls?

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you can't talk about su on /co/ without 100+ posts bitching endlessly about tumblr

meanwhile on /trash/ you can be a free degenerate with all your ships and waifus

only today i have realised that /trash/ is superior

>>7061377
ugh

>>7061377
Yep.

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>>7061383
long time no see, pal

>>7061411
ugh

My second ban expired today.

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>>7061347
well the only thing that comes out is shit

>>7061422
Why were you ban'd!

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>>7061422
what'd you do, rob a few banks or something? stole an old lady's purse?

I want to beat Lapis to death with a baseball bat!
She's so pretty.

>>7061446
Maybe later

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>>7061377
kill yourself

>>7058753
i want blue diamond to swallow me whole

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>>7061461
i hope you have a great day indexer

>>7061479
I hope you die in a dentist's room you fuck

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>>7061486
that's oddly specific anon

did you have a traumatic experience at the dentist? you can share if you like

>>7061498
He probably died in a dentist's room.

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she a cute

>>7061498
no but I suppose that if that were to happen, the circumstances would be extremely painful

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yesterday request, hope anon see it

>>7061501
I don't think you'll have many people fighting you over her. Enjoy your waifu, I guess.

>>7061499
fucking ghosts stop haunting this general

>>7061501
*shit

>>7059712
I think at least one of them just needs one amazing moment or episode to redeem them, they've both had good moments but those have been a literal season ago. Still waiting on Lapis to fucking sing or cry, maybe that'll do it.

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>Jasper was ostracized for her perfection among defects
>became a hardass with no camaraderie
>YD snapped her up because of her exceptional physical form, furthering segregating her from any chance of kinship
I also wonder what the fusion situation for Betas was. There seems to be a lot of variation in appearance and personality, how does that effect synchronization?

>>7061521
The problem is that even if either of them does have a meaningful moment, like Peridot did on the way down to the cluster, there's nothing to guarantee they won't go right back to being memes again.

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>>7061521
nah m8, lapis and peridot having to look over earth while steven and co were gone isn't gonna be for nothing. we're gonna come back to some dramatic shit for sure

im slightly hoping for a minor timeskip, cause why not

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welp. my parents know about my depression. and they want to draw my blood to see if everything is ok so they may find out I have purge disorder too!

>>7061554
Guess it's time to kill yourself. You'll be missed, anon. By somebody. Maybe.

>>7061544
I'm going to knock the sass out of Skinny with my fat cock.

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you think this was on purpose?

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>>7061554
wot?

why is you having depression a big deal? is it considered sinful in your family? you aint exactly a pedophile for being sad

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>>7061554
Wait a second you're suppose to be a Lapisfag then

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>>7061572
I thought it was like Lapis's, but it's also faceted like Jasper's. I guess that's why she's a megacunt.

>>7061572
>holly's gem is sort of tear drop shaped
>BD's is less symmetrical and more tear drop shaped than BD's
>sapphire's triangular face on her gem is more tear drop than Ruby's square face
>Lapis' is literally a tear drop

>>7061457
stay dead demon

>>7061611
I want to bathe in her tears.

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>>7061619
That's illegal

>>7061610
*more tear drop shaped than YD's
ALSO: what sup with Jasper's gem? It's so small and different and, well, more tear drop shaped than Ocean Jasper, Biggs Jasper, every corrupt Jasper we saw, skinny, the famethyst...

>>7061637
it's her beta defect, it's why she's always so mad and trying to compensate for something

>>7061635
Fine, I'll settle for standing beneath her using them as a shower.

>>7061521
the thing about Lapis, IMO, is that she's sticking around longer than her character arc required. She doesn't add anything to the main group of characters, and by focusing on her without working on making her more threedimensional the show takes focus away from actually complex characters.

>>7061558
I guess
>>7061575
i was a smart kid. i wasn't supposed to be this way. they think I'm lazy and stupid
>>7061585
I'm not

>>7061554
anon you didn't tell your parents about your depression and eating disorders?

>>7061277
because dicks always cum first
OOOHOHOHHHHHYHH

>>7061656
She should be dead like Jasper! This is good writing!

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>>7061554
I wish you the best of luck in your recovery! It's scary right now but you can do it!

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>>7061657
sounds like you got a case of shitty parents syndrome

any chance of explaining to them about how you feel? how its impossible for you to have the energy to get up and work and all that? also dont actually kill yourself m8

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8XJ's thick eyebrows are cute

>>7061656
They honestly brought her in too early since it seems like the crew wasn't ready for her nor Jasper to develop and join. We've only just learned what her job was and it wasn't even from her mouth. They should've just held off on fighting Malachite instead of rushing to a shitty fight and ending.

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>>7061635
i like coloured pearls

>>7061693
i'd prefer naked pearls

>>7061693
Am I the only one who hated this part? Not the whole song, just this part of it.

>>7061681
i kinda want to stick my dick in her hair curl. I bet it feels silky smooth.

>>7061693
>>7061710
me too, i didnt liked it because they sang like alvin and the chimpunks, it was weird

>>7061710
you mean the pearls singing? its kinda odd but in a good way

the diamonds song is kinda strange anyway, hence why so many people think its actually the corruption song

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>>7061681
That curl, that winning smile

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>>7061653
you can't stand near her either,anon

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Just made this edit.

>>7061741
Try and stop me.

>>7061748
Why is sapphire attracted to a red little boy? Is she a pedophile?

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>>7061554
Get well soon anon

>>7061752
>Garnet tried to daterape peridot in Log Date
Yes, actually.

>>7061764
kek i forgot about that

>>7061751
i won't,it's just that blue diamond wouldn't want you near her

>>7061686
Rooming her with Peridot seems like a band-aid solution until they actually want to give her a purpose. It keeps her content and away from the CG until the crew feels like giving that focus. It's basically the same as bubbling Jasper except she does group shit like baseball.

>>7061772
They can get away with this with Lapis because she's both neutral and an introvert, very much unlike Jasper

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>>7061457

Wait what is episode 10 then?

>>7061792
Really?

>>7061511
Pearl would not have a hank hill ass

>>7061686
I'm not sure why they felt the need to, ahem, cluster the cluster arc and malachite fight (two most major plot points) together

>>7061800
I have literally just come from /co/ after seeing at least 15 threads about SU, found out this 5 eps are out, checked https://sug.rocks/dl.html and it goes from 4x09 to 4x11

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Okay /sug/ i have a question
If someone wanted to make a Steven Universe porn comic, and wanted it to reach people who'll like it, where and how would it be best to post it?
It's probably going to be about Peridot and YD.

>>7061817
Gem Harvest, 3 Gems and a Baby, Steven's Dream

>>7061822
Tumblr of course

>>7061822
You won't have a wide reach unless you're a popular Tumblr user. Post it on tumblr with the right tags while the show is hot, post it here with a link, then post it on paheal with a source for good measure

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>>7061825
Thanks m8

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>>7059187
your waifu answers to my waifu
my waifu abuses your waifu

>>7061837
Yeah, i don't have many followers sadly. It's part of why i asked.

>>7061845
>a jasper gets physically abused by a BD gem
Where have I seen this before?

>>7061769
She won't notice.

>>7061822
my best guess would be tumblr

Pink = bros
Blue = bitches
Yellow = hardasses

>>7061670
but I was doing fine
>>7061680
no. they're good
>>7061760
I'm fine