ERP Thread: Grope me if you love me edition. Previous trash:

FemAnon here, I'm about to pass out. Sorry ;_;

>>7057895
It's okay! You're still incredible. Have a great sleep!

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Sweet.

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>TFW no Eldar lady to cuddle, hold hands with, and lewd with...
I'm too loyal for this shit...

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>>7057882

Various places you skank~

>She chuckled and decided on a basic favorite

Time to give this skin of yours some color...

>She pulls a lever and it raises Stocking up a bit off of the ground

Squeal you little bitch!~

>She takes the rider's crop and brings it down on her sister's plump and pale ass

>>7057912
You could always just try an Orkish brothel....

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>>7057912
Did I've just heard you questioning your loyalty to the Golden Throne, guardsman?

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>>7057925
Negative, Commissar, but I wouldn't object to some Inquisition Sanctioned interaction. Gotta get inside the enemy to kill them better, sir!

>>7057910
Like you.
>Shoots himself in the head for that awful attempt at a compliment

>>7057920
Eh, you see one naked grot, you've seen them all. I don't think the greenskins have a concept for brothels...

>cucking happens
>it wasn't Owain for once
this is going down in history

>>7057925
C'mon, Cain, tell me you wouldn't leap at the chance to tap some Eldar booty?

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>>7057937

Then you shall go to the proper Administratum module that need to compile twice while chanting the Prayer of Blessing, guardsman. May His Wisdom guide your pencil.

>>7057971
>a hero of the Imperium
>lusting after xenos
You deserve to be executed.

>>7057968
stocking is an Owain proxy used solely for shitposting
lurk more

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>>7057920
A-Ah! I-I swear when I get free...
>A small moan forced herself out of Stocking's mouth as her restraints sinked slightly deeper into her skin right as she was raised up by her sister. Another, louder, moan quickly followed, just as Panty's toy sharply made contact with her defenseless butt

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>>7057998
How are you doing tonight Alex Jones? Still wondering why Hillary twists her pickle jar?

>>7057977
Well, just got done with all that. Surprisingly polite and efficient after they smack you in the back of the head with a power fist. Now I just have to find some Eldar chick... The Work of the Emperor is Never Done.

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>>7057984
>Fucking gets shot and dies

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>>7058005
Squeal you little whore!~

>She raises it and slaps her ass again and keeps going getting faster and harder

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>>7058012
>replaces one of your arms with a melta when you aren't looking

>>7058050
>Looks back at the sudden new addition
Well... that's new...
>Spots the Techpriest
C-can you ask next time?
[At least it'll pack a bigger punch than my glorified flashlight]

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>>7058012
Oh my, my … what eager Mon-keigh we have here.
You should know that you don’t find the Eldar. We find you. We rape you. We Kill you. And if you are really, really lucky We do that in this order.

erp 40k edition.

i aint mad with this this should be fun

Do we have a kulteest?

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>>7058060
>is too busy making joyous noises at a toaster to hear
>your penis may also be a lasgun

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You're all a bunch of heretics and you have wronged our mighty emperor! What say you now bastards?

>>7058072
I am, 40k isn't sexy in the least.

>>7058076
>Places a smartphone under a giant net
[Time to figure out if this is a cog-boy or a cog-lass]

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>>7058074
I have a folder but that speech thing is a pain in the ass to do and I'm on very rarely anyway.

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>>7058035
Aghhhhh, please! Ahhh!
>Helpless against Panty's beating, Stocking had no choice but to scream and moan for her sister's pleasure. She could feel the pain on her behind growing more and more, confident at this point that the result was more than just a bit of color

>>7058096
>Pats the cute panda
It's okay, Ken-ken.

>>7058070
[Spiky armor... pale skin... actually happy to see a human... ABORT ABORT ABORT]
Well, you're not wrong...
>Starts running in a vain attempt to escape the Dark Eldar

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>>7058086
Come on dad, go to bed. You forgot to take your pills again.

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>>7058086
If I'm gonna die, Emprah, I'm gonna die motorboating some Eldar tiddies.

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>>7058107
You dare defile the face of our glorious hawk boy? Brother I am disappoint.

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>>7058093
>uses an extremely long mechanical arm to steal the phone

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>>7058070
(Glorious!)

>>7058098
Look at that....Such a pretty color~

>She then tore off Stocking's panties

Let's show everyone here how fucking wet you are...

>>7058124
Dammit. Back to the drawing board... Maybe a really big magnet?
>Sets up Acme brand magnet and aims it at toasterfucker

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>>7058103
Fuuufuuuu
Aren’t the one that run away the most fun to play with?

>She said sprinting with speed and grace that make the attempt of the human to run away look like some children try to copy the way ninja run in that old Dark Age of Technology video show; ridiculous at best.

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>>7058107
>>7058086
Can you two keep it down? I'm trying to put the moves on Fido and you're agitating him.

>>7058149
[HOLY FUCK SHE'S FAST! Nice tits though...]
Can't we just talk about this?!
>As he's shouting, he trips and faceplants into the ground, sliding along in a comical manner

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This thread is now under lock down with permission from the ordo hereticus. The guardsmen here will be castrated and the techpriest here will be jailed both under heresy. And as for the eldar she will be purged in the name of the emperor.

>>7058154
>tfw the catgirls hijack your Friday plans to use your body to take care of themselves

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>>7058156
Quiet, Russ, the Grown-ups are talking.

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Hi Hi !

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>>7058168
We're operating under the authority of the Ordo Xenos. Piss off.

>>7058172
>Russ
Fake Magnus would yell at the top of his lungs and transform into his daemon form in the presence of any space corgi especially Russ.

How many fucking factions does 40k have anyway?

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>>7058182

>>7058184
He's been going to therapy. And by therapy, I mean playing ungodly amounts of video games.

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>Only girl avas in the thread the thread are someone that could kill me and incestial lesbians.
My fault for never sleeping.

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Hey, at least none of those ordo mallus fags are here.

>>7058197
The DEldar is hot though. She might kill you, she might not. You never know!

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>>7058172
Shouldn't you be having a shitfit somewhere? Again?

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>>7058193
Would I fuck it?

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>>7058160
>She hover over the fallen guardsman, slightly poking it with her left foot, with the disdain one would show at something regurgitated by a mangy dog that has just died of shame.

You truly are a testament on how pathetic your species is Mon-keigh. I do hope you scream loud enough because I’m not going to get much fun in killing you.

>>7058195
Has he been playing with a certain Cockstodes?

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>>7058201
FUCKING CHAOS SCUM! GET OFF MY WARPNET BOARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7058191
Depends on how you view it.
I mean, according to lore there is a metric shit ton but if you are only counting the once with their own codex I would say about 20 or something like that.

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>>7058193
>>7058211
Don't mind me you two, I'm just here to break up your ship for the sake of a single season!

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>>7058142
>The magnet shorts out. Did you try placating the Machine Spirit first?

>>7058168
[Mechanical REEEEEEE]

>>7058214
Kitten? Probably. For all we know, Magnus is probably going to try to get him and Shadowsun back together.

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>>7058131
Hey, don't rip them off like that, you damn whore!
>Her pointless struggle only let the ropes to tease her body more, causing her lower area to react accordingly. At least more than it already was doing before, seeing how wet her panties were

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>>7058216
Oh, have I struck a nerve?

>>7058209
Shouldn't you be brooding and writing shitty poetry or something?

>>7058207
Oh I'm not gonna deny that she's hot. I just don't want to risk my life for a fucking

>>7058217
I'll just stick to Starcraft then.

>>7058220
Thanks Cosmo. You were cute while you lasted.

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>eats everyone in this thread

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>>7058243
BUT THAT'S HERESY!

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>>7058211

>>7058212
>His clever(see: retarded) trap set, he tries to trip her or otherwise quickly gain his footing.
The only one who's gonna be screaming is you! Sexually, I mean. I'm not very smart, you can probably tell...

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Hg rp > erp rp
Prove me wrong, protip you can't.

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>>7058259
Okay okay let's play along and see how it goes

What do you want?

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>>7058264
What a faggot. Just like the rest of HG.

>>7058223
>He stares at the magnet with a great sense of loathing... Idea!
Hey, coghead! Can you get this thing working for me, please? I don't know the proper rites to recite.

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>>7058264
That's like comparing shit to piss, they're both awful for different reasons.

>>7058243
Another way to view it just to say the different races. If you do that you would have 7 factions (8 if you count space marines different from the normal human army)

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>>7058250
Not so fast, motherfucker.

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>>7058230
Gee what a fucking shock...Look how wet my sister's twat is~

>She rubs the flat of the crop against Stocking's dripping slit

This is just so decident~

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>>7058250
Aww hell...

>>7058292
PANTY IS NOT A LESBIAN
FUCK ME INSTEAD

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>>7058267
(For Cream and Tails to breed like rabbits)

>>7058284
oh shit

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Did /tg/ start a raid while I was away

>>7058312
wuddup peanut head?

>>7058284
Uh... the Blood Ravens aren't gonna be very happy when they learn one of their coffee mugs was "gifted" to you, Trazyn.

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>>7058262
Oh … you don’t say.

>She quickly dodge his subtle (see: practically telegraphed) attempt ad tripping her, but for the sake of the ‘fun’ she let him regain his footing.

If sexual screaming you want Mon-keigh we can arrange that. I’m assure you that after few session under my personal Homunculus you will scream very sexily … for me at least.

>>7058312
Night hours are some real shit, peanut head.

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>>7058305
Okay but no diapers
I have nightmares everyday

>*unzips dick*

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>>7058312

>>7058312
I just wanted some Eldar ass... and then everything went to Hell. I'M SORRY! I KNEW NOT WHAT I WAS PLAYING WITH!

>>7058312
Play Rory.

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>>7058318
nm did fun things all day, winding down
Wuddup nerd?

>>7058327
That's why they're best hours

>>7058332
Nani?

>>7058335
Heresy begets something something

>>7058336
Play Vino

>>7058312
Should I get some grated onion soup?

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>>7058284
Not so fast, motherfucker.

>>7058323
>Can not scream. If he did, it would be very unmanly. His only option left was as daring as it was astronomically stupid: Grope dem tits.

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>>7058344

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>>7058292
Ah~ nhh...
>A small bolt of pleasure ran over Stocking body. Though she hated admitting it, her sister's touch was way more enjoyable than what she expected. She forced her mouth shut, biting her lips to endure her teasing.
Tch, living with you is making me catch your sluttiness.

>>7058344
Can't complain about that.
The best freaks always come out around this time.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Gas the Heretics
Exterminatus now

>>7058372
Hi, Professor! I'm probably going to be killed horribly by some Dark Eldar chick with nice tits and ass, and I'm painting a spare Guardsman for practice! What about you, you old fucking faggot?

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>>7058347
>Strangely he succeeded in groping then and they were really great, firm, supple, and of the right size to fit in his hand. It would be probably the greatest thing ever if not for the knife precisely pointed at the guardsman crotch.

So … is this the best you can do? You think I’m Macha? You should be more daring Mon-keigh. This is why prefer the ones from Catachan.

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>>7058383
>Launches an "Exterminatus" on your face, ifyouknowwhatimean

>>7058383
Go back to bed, Candyslut.

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>>7058356
And you fucking enjoy it~

>She rubbed a bit more then started to tap her little pussy lips with it making wet slapping sounds

This is going to be such a fucking waterfall soon

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That's it I have orders from my inquisititor official to issue exterminatus. Remember a cadia cuck brought this upon you.

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>>7058389

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
MY FACE.

>>7058394

But I don't want to. I'm playing Skyrim and I still have 4 more Infamy levels to finish in PD2.

>>7058386
>He continues groping her perfect tits absentmindedly
Um... yeah... I got nothing. I'm actually surprised this worked.
[Fuck it, I'm gonna die anyway, might as well go for the ears.]
>He takes a step back and sudden;y makes a go for one of her ears, having heard they're very sensitive.

>>7058405
Just when I thought I couldn't possibly respect you even less.

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>>7058405
Come suck my dick then kid

>>7058345
Yeah sure homie

>>7058349
Nandatto?

>>7058359
Ye boi
I miss them spring and summer dead hours where Miku and Kinx and others came out, but the party seems happenin' enough tonight.

>>7058405
Hotaru is cute fuckin- I mean, fucking cute!

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>>7058400
YOU THINK SOME PUSSY-ASS EXTERMINATUS IS GONNA PUT ME DOWN?! Well, you're probably right...

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>>7058417

I-I'm sorry Anon.

>>7058418

But I don't wanna.

>>7058423

T-Thanks.

>>7058405
>feeds you your nighty milkies

>>7058418
Hell yeah
At least there's hope for some summer dead hours this year if /erp/ doesn't kick the bucket.

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>>7058406

>As soon as he touched her ears she … blushed … a deep crimson hue filling her otherwise marble pale skin.

Nyaaaa …

>She partly mewled, partly moaned while the knife in her hand moved swiftly to give a quick neatly light cut on the guardsman legs, scarily looking like some kitten playfully scratching someone.

Now … we are talking …

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>>7058430
Useless

>>7058433
Believe, just six more months to go. As long as we don't have another DMG marriage in May we're good.

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>>7058396
Dont... ah~... make assumptions now...
>Her face began showing more and more the effects of Panty's teasing, now adorning a clearly aroused look in place of her previously bitter one. Quickly enough, as her sister anticipated, small drips of her own juices started falling on the floor

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>>7058418

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>>7058433

Delicious~

>>7058442

Talk dirty to me.

>>7058452
That nail polish still isn't doing you any favor, sister.

>>7058442
Just gotta gear my summer gear ready. I'll bring the pitchforks and torches just in case it all goes south.

>>7058452
Np sweetcheeks

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>>7058448
>She giggled and slapped Stocking's pussy mound with the rider's crop giving it a nice bit of color

You'll feel much better when you just admit it bitch~

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>>7058450
Worthless sugar slurping whore who needs to be covered in a superior white substance.

>>7058450
Wakarimasen lol

>>7058464
Always be prepared

>>7058434
>Ignoring the pain, the guardsman brings his other hand to her other ear and fondles them roughly
That's one hell of a reaction. Never thought I'd see one of your kind actually blush, it's kinda cute...
>He carefully navigates her down and nibbles on one of her ears, curious to see her reaction to that type of stimulus

>>7058471
haha peanut you messed up your link

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>>7058471

Oh baby, I love it when you tease me this way.

>>7058464

<3

>>7058452

But I like red.

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>>7058479
jeasus

>>7058484
I didn't even have to reply to you for you to know your place

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>>7058471
>Wakarimasen lol

>>7058471
That's what Batman taught me.

>>7058484
i'll be waiting for that flower succ
>kissu

>>7058478
(sorry Guardsman I need to go feed myself on something more substantials than souls. It was fun maybe we shoudl do it again)

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Okay okay let's try again

Somebody fuck me in the butt!

>>7058494
Shiet, post more.

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>>7058487

Ahhh~

>>7058495

Soon enough, Anon. Soon enough~
>Kissus back

>>7058499
(No worries, I should be getting to sleep anyway, got to go to work today... Perhaps next time!)

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>>7058494
A'ight nigga who are you/who is this slut

>>7058495
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

>>7058511
Hotaru I swear to god you whore

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>>7058518
>>7058509

>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by Mettaton
>cucked by Ainz, Mecha, and DMG out of Ragyo
>heartbroken by Ragyo's Steam request
>cucked out of Juliet by Mettaton
>Ragyo has said there's nothing between her and Jiro
>Owain comes along and fucks his ex-waifu
>got falseflagged and shitposted about on /v/
>accidentally hurt EGG's feelings and bitchquit all the ERP Discords over it
>nearly lost his "mother" when she tried to kill herself
>despite tryharding got out typefucked by Goten and Trunks with Mercy saying she loved them and said nothing to Jiro about his session
>got BTFO by Kirino
>retired from ERP to get cucked one last time
>got cucked out of Jinx and EGG when Tank returned
>Then cucked out of his art dreams by Tank while EGG hangs onto him.
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs
>found out Jinx was a major falseflagger through Spider
>only has his mother and her abusive boyfriend left

BEING JIRO IS SUFFERING

>>7058523
Do grills really get wet from giving blowjobs like that?

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>>7058469
>Stocking flinched at the sudden blow, not without letting out another indecent moan in response. Quickly considering her options in the hopeless situation she was in, she decided to play along with her sister, just to make things end faster, or so she said to herself
Nghh, fine, I admit it, what if I'm enjoying it.

>>7058507
This is not proper boner bait.
I think people will fuck you if you became rule 63 instead.

>>7058526
>>got BTFO by Kirino
details

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>>7058533
That's gay!

C'mon make me feel good!

>>7058511
that's what they all say
i'll give you the payday soon enough

>>7058518
Works everytime.

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>>7058523
why me though

>>7058537
jeasus

>>7058539
Rude.

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>>7058518

A whore needs to be paid.
I, like the janitors, do it for free~

>>7058539

W-Well, right now I need to find my lewd Yuuka folder because I lost them all when the Fire Nation attacked.

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>>7058527
>>7058527

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>>7058537
Nah. Lets see what people prefer most.

Everyone in favor of a rule 63 Tails, say Aye!

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Boy oh boy, I sure hope I don't find any foul Xenos here.

>>7058550
>womb tattoo
And the fate is sealed.

>>7058551
In that picture aye for sure

>>7058545
I prefer to call it tough love.

>>7058547
Where's the Avatar when you need her or him? Er, them.

>>7058551
Aye! I wanna put my wiener in that!

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>>7058547
If it wasn't like 6am for you or some shit I'd probably try and get the succ
Go to bed retard

>>7058562
Fair enough I guess

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>>7058530
That doesn't sound like an admission~

>She slaps it again but this time she slaps it twice

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>>7058551
no

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>>7058567

BUT I DON'T WANNA

>>7058562

They are DEAD.
DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU.
But bearded Elmer Fudd over there has a point, I need to go to bed.

>>7058573
Fuqbois don't get opinions

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>>7058576
Excuse me I'm Lex Luthor, Green Lantern's greatest villain
Fuck off to sleep kid
(luv u)

>>7058551
I'd rather have Zero Suit Fox desu.

>>7058567
Don't worry, you'll always be my favorite peanut head. And whatever other beings you may be.

>>7058576
Shit, my monkey's paw wish on removing psychic bloodbending fucked it up.
Dream of trolls blasting you 50 feet into the air as you level up

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>>7058557
>>7058567

>>7058583
Play Rory

>>7058590
So, what's your point?

>>7058551
Anything is better with tits.

That onion soup was terrible.

I blame Mecha. He told me to do it.

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>>7058603
Always blame Mecha.

>>7058583

Goodnight, my bald beard of bully.

>>7058586

Ah, gotta love Skyrim's engine. Night anon.

>>7058603

Never trust the robutt.

Mecha did 9/11

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>>7058583
Where is the Rory?

>>7058617
>Slaps the bitch

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>>7058608

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>>7058632
Those are some nice tits. And dicks

>>7058648
Go to bed

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>>7058571
Ah~! Y-You damn...
>As hard as she tried getting mad at her sister, her body was trying to tell her otherwise, cutting off her words. Her arousal was too big to stand any more of her teasing, and wanted Panty to do more already. Unable to resist any longer, she resigned herself and shouted at her sister
I said I admit it, I enjoy being your stupid slut, alright? I want you to stick your huge toys inside me and make me go crazy until I cum, is that what you want to hear!?

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>>7058654
I JUST woke up.

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>>7058587
I'm sometimes that faggot in love with Kinx
That shitposter who hates Mettaton
King Cuck
I'm sure there's others

>>7058590
Tits 'r cool man

>>7058603
Well I mean just the idea of onion soup sounds awful but I trusted your judgement dude

>>7058608
Play Jojo References

>>7058617
Where is my stupid dog to piss on?

>>7058591
Play Cake

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>>7058667
When you play Rory for 5 anons.

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>>7058648

>>7058665
Are you the real or the fake DMG?

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>>7058656
That doesn't sound sincere, sister! You can do better than that~

>She smirked and went back over to the wall and grabbed a rather large mounted strap on and put it on

>>7058667
NIce taste
Spicy meme
Rip Cuckgo Strange

That's quite the roster my man, I'm impressed.

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>>7058667
If you can handle 4 balls I have a Josuke folder. You gay.

>>7058673
I don't know why. But I FUCKING love this pic.

>>7058674
Real as real can real.

>>7058535
Kirino made a post that jiro took as a starter and she insulted him for it

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>>7058677
>Cock drunk girl on a huge dick.
I wonder why.

>>7058680
ripperino

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>>7058670
jeasus

>>7058676
I'm a man of many talents

>>7058677
I'm still waiting for Part 8 to finish before I read it. It even got close to a finale yet?

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>>7058675
>All restrained like that, she could barely see what kind of toy this time Panty had reached to play with, leaving Stocking frantically struggling with anticipation, and maybe a bit of fear
H-Hey, what is it that you just grabbed from there? Don't start with something too big.

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>>7058681
It's the expression. The mix of worry and joy is UNF.

>>7058696
I'm not caught up. I got to Vitamin C and got distracted by irl stuff. I think the big question of "Who the fuck is Josuke" is answered and they're shifting into another arch. Not sure

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>>7058696
Woof woof.

>>7058696
A man of many memes too.
I'd like to be one of the five desu.

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>>7058702
Shut the fuck up~

>She approached her from behind and rubbed the tip along her ass cheeks

Now now....What should I do?....

>It was certainly thick and quite long

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>>7058705
At least Parts end unlike all other shonen manga.
I don't even read any manga anymore since none of that shit ever ends.

>>7058710
Fucking hell Parshit

>>7058714
The question is which one?
I think I'm the last one of the ol' Kinx fanclub still kickin' since Bolin is a cuck and the rest have quit or left.
I've never even talked to the real Mettaton
Being King Cuck gives a nice throne though. You can poop in it.

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>>7058724
Awwwoooooo~

>>7058724
Being able to poop where you sit sounds like a double-edged sword. The rest of those are just ok.
I'd also like to be one of the five when you cave in and become the mind broken blood-hungry loli again.

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>>7058724
I mostly stick to anime. But I have a habit of only watching one at a time. So when I'm not enjoying the anime I'm watching I stop watching anime all together.

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>>7058719
>Stocking suddenly felt something rubbing her behind. She couldn't quite grasp how big it was just from that, but at that point she was willing to take any risk. Her sister had been teasing her for so long, she just wanted to feel something inside her already, no matter the size
Come on Panty, hurry up, can't you see how wet I am?

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>>7058726
>pisses in your fucking eye

>>7058729
We'll see about that buddy.

>>7058730
Anime is cool I guess. I like the ones with panties or big robots.

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>>7058737
>It was a hologram.

>>7058724
I sure am feeling king of the cucks right now.

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>>7058733
Are you trying to beg, Stocking?

>She rubbed against her more this time teasing each hole's opening

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>>7058745
Who cucked you anon
If it was Owain just remember he ERP'd as Sonic and is basically what Vino warns us about and is a vile otherkin, you're better off.

>>7058739
Typical goddamn Parshit

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>>7058737

>>7058739
>ruff on her

>>7058737
We will indeed, pal.
I'll snap pics when it happens.

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>>7058746
I swear, you sadistic bitch...
>Her body twitched in pleasure by just feeling the toy's tip around her entrances. She was going mad at the simple prospect of finally feeling it inside
Yes, hurry up, I beg you! Stick your goddamned toys inside my holes and fuck me silly already, please!

>>7058724
>when bolin meme'd to the point Kinx told him to knock it off and stop fishing for ERP since he's a child
Good feels

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>>7058751
Do the rory.
>>7058761
Arf!

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>>7058751
I wished to have both a Panty and a Stocking roleplaying in the thread, and it came true. But they are roleplaying with themselves, ignoring me.
And I'm fapping to it.

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>>7058845
I know that feel bro.

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>>7058766
Such a good little fuck toy~

>She took the tip and shoved it right up her sister's ass all the way down to the base

NNnnn yes!~

>>7058845
(<3)

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>>7058757
YE BOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEPosF-tNU

>>7058763
Nice. Hope there's some hot tits in those pics.

>>7058842
Yeah that was some good shit m8

>>7058844
I have no proof you'll actually give me the doggo if I do

>>7058845
Oh.
Well, at least you're getting something out of it?

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>>7058858
I have the folder. I have the plan. I have the wisdom!

>>7058845

The turkey is a bit dry

>>7058844
>pet her head

>>7058844
>Slaps one of her tits
Whore

>>7058858
Considering Parsee might post Ryouna when you do, there'll definitely be some good tits in there.
I gotchu.

>>7058845
You lucky bastard. If I've do something like it they would have both disappeared leaving me with nothing. At least you got a fap out of it.

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>>7058845
>>7058851
Thanks for making this session even hotter for me.
Sorry~ I'll make it up for you next time~
>>7058857
Aghhh! You fucking-
>Once again she felt like Panty was just messing around with her, that she was planning to tease her endlessly, in one way or another. Ignoring her wet cunt, her sister had mercilessly pushed her way too huge strap on inside Stocking's asshole, and all in a single go. As much as she wanted to kill her, there was nothing she could do, other than endure it and wait for Panty's lust to calm down

>>7058845
>>7058895
I don't even know why people expect any better from two players who are already established as being massive cunts and shit at what they do. Not to mention they're some of the most socially-awkward neets out there.

>>7058905
What players? I cant differentiate Owain from Jiro from Mecha. I only look at the Avas not the players. I see only Panties and Stocking no mike, jim or bob.

>>7058909
You would know if you weren't a fucking newfag that came to the thread literally two minutes ago.

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>>7058858
(I fell in love with the series after I saw the first episode yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears and years ago....They don't make them like that anymore that's for fucking sure...)

>>7058901
Such a nice and tight ass you got here Stocking....How do you like my little friend here hmm?...I had it special made~

>She slid out of her ass only to slide in just agonizingly slow

>>7058909
Woah woah back up. You talkin' shit on Jim?

>>7058909
Knowing who and how the players are outside of playing their characters gives you a good idea of how they'll act. So knowing that they're shit people means you'll know they're going to pull some scumbag shit.

>>7058915
>>She slid out of her ass only to slide in just agonizingly slow
Q U A L I T Y

AT LEAST THE TILDES HELP MAKE IT HOTTER RIGHT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>7058914
Or maybe I'm doing the right thing instead of being a drama cucked faggot like you.

>>7058905
If this is the stocking I'm thinking of, they're not really that bad. And more often than not I'm the one being the cunt during the sessions because I'm impatient and have to leave at the worst of times

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>>7058909
Mierda, I need to up my cumslit count.

>>7058861
>wisdom
That sounds OOC for Ryona, Parshit

>>7058889
At least I'm good for something mate

>>7058915
Super Robot-wise, lord knows that unfortunately.
There's still some good Real Robot shit out there though.

>>7058931
Yeah, because that's a lot better than being a cucked faggot who can't even stand up for his own balls lol.

>>7058934
Trust me. If you stuck around for longer you'd just end up getting dropped because he got distracted by something shiny in the corner of his room.

>>7058928
And yet still somehow better than Owain's "detailed" RP.

>>7058937

I don't hate furries because they're too loud about being furries, I hate furries because they're all normalfags using animal people as a means of expressing themselves in the laziest and most tokenistic ways possible.

Furry is not a fandom about anthro animals, but a fandom about yourself.
But I don't give a fuck about you and I hate myself. That's what I came looking for animalistic escapism in the first place.

And that's before you factor the rampant fucking consumerism. Jesus christ.

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>>7058945
>better
Post it with your ava you fucking 30-year-old neckbeard.

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Don't you guys think it's a little early to be shitposting?

>>7058944
Nah, there was a solid 50/50 for who cut off the session. Hell the two sessions that are on hold right right now are because of me.

>>7058959
Heresy!!!! Is never early for shitposting!!!!

>>7058959
>Pats the Guu

>>7058960
You're not going to get to finish any of them because of how much of a procrastinating faggot he is. I'm waiting for him to make good on all his whining in Discord and actually fucking neck himself.

>>7058955
>saying the same shit five times over and over again
>better
Fuck off Owain, so suck Sonic's cock.

>>7058970
At least Owain says more than one thing even when he repeats it. Panty says the one thing as basically as possible then goes back to tweezing his microdick to the shit pony porn he has on his hard drive.

>>7058936
You're pretty good for the laughs and the Rory action back when it wasn't a meme. That's three somethings right there.

>one guy plays sonic and the whole thread loses its shit

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>tfw this will never be me (left of course)

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>>7058969
>tfw have two sessions done, both moderately long and the two more nearly finished

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>>7058966
jeasus

>>7058968
>likes this

>>7058998
>someone play Dora and everything is OK

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>>7058915
Just... wait until I get free, I swear I'm gonna murder you Panty.
>She clenched her teeth, doing her best not to give Panty any satisfaction, but knowing that she was completely at her mercy. She was fully confident that she knew that as well though, and that she was enjoying it, and a lot as well. There was no doubt that she was teasing her so much on purpose.
>>7058934
You are not a cunt, if you have to leave you have to leave, there is no helping it. Time zones and chores are a thing. Which session are you talking about anyway?
>>7058969
I have no idea what you are talking about, I don't even have a discord. But please let me hear more of your mumbling, I love watching you flailing around random words like that.
>Pats you for your hard work

>>7059012
It's a Filia session.

>>7059004
>>7059012
All this lying and now your Discord cuck squad is defending you fucking neck yourself you nerd.

>>7059012
I can bench 110kg for 5 and deadlift 220kg for 5. I have passed a point where my mind and body don't even register weights less than 20kg. In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.
I am getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym. I am starting to fear my own strength.

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>>7059004
That is the worst pain. Such a turn off to not be able to complete a session for me.
>>7059030
You got the wrong person, I never played Filia. In these threads, at least.

>>7059010
That guy is a known Discord dramawhore though

Why we mad this morning? Someone's RPing?

>>7059048
Maybe we should leave Discord out of here. Is a shitty software even.

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>>7059012
>>7059030
>>7059047
>Don't even have a discord
Wait who are you?
>>7059033
It honestly sounds like you're buttbad about something.
Tell us what happened anon.

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>>7058983
Aww, aren't you sweet. Thanks for continuing the fine tradition of 'that one anon who is nice to me despite me being a waste of space'.

>>7058998
jeasus

Anyways, I'm gonna go read or play video games until I get sleepy. You guys have fun with the new discord drama and don't forget to namedrop Jiro and Owain a few times, get it outta yer systems.
Peace.

>>7059004
I don't think I've completed a session here. everyone disappear after 3 post.

>>7059055
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING HKILL YOURSELF YOU AGGOT?~!

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>>7058936
(Amen to that bro)
>>7059012
>She detaches the dildo and lets it stay right in Stocking's ass she attaches a slightly smaller one that was ribbed and ridged from tip to base slides it along her dripping slit

>>7059058
That implies that we're of any substance here as is. But that's another story for another day.
Peace out Peanut head.

>>7059047
FUCKGIN KILL YOURSELF YOU SHITTY NECKBEARD FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD TWEIRDO1!!!11

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>>7058936
That's because I am not erping her right now cause you haven't fulfilled the deal

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>Anon accuses someone of dropping RPs on the spot
>Turns out someone got a few good sessions out of them
>Backpedals like hell and resorts to boogeymans and strawmans
Fucking wonderful.

>>7059088
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>7059072
FUCKING KIL YOURSELF OYU PONYFUCKING ASSFAGGOT!

Is this really what constitutes as a raid nowadays?

>>7059088
HEY WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KEK WASTE OF SPACE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE USED A COAT HANGER YOU SHITBAG

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>>7059055
That's nothing new, weren't you around yesterday when they bullied a new girl out of the thread?
I don't really have a name, I just play girls and that's it.
Also, that wouldn't be entirely correct, I do have a discord. But I don't know if any of you care about a 100% Orange Juice discord.

>>7059072
What's going on now, why aren't you mov- ah~!
>Stocking's moan resumed as soon as Panty toyed with her wet, needy cunt. She knew exactly what she was going for right now, and she wasn't sure she could take it, but her pussy needed something inside too badly for words of protests to come out

>>7059093
I know it's just copypasta, but...
>Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDkoj932YFo

>>7059128
Anonymous,

I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

>>7059122
Why should anyone bother playing with you when you literally cucked an anon for the lulz?

>>7059122
What's a 100% Orange Juice discord?

>>7059135
will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
i dont get pissed at people but jeasus christ
back off please its the internet and porn in a thread called /trash/ were people talk about shiting there pants and fucking dogs. and i get a little exited about some fun ass sonic RP i had and you sound like im the weirdest one here.

so chill ok? jeasus

>>7059143
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

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>>7059122
WHERE IS THE 100% ORANGE JUICE!!!!!

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>>7059139
It's a discord to worship our goddess Star Breaker.

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>>7059122
Now, this bad boy I got yesterday....You like it?

>She presses the tip into her dripping cunt and starts to slide it in starting slowly to make sure Stocking felt every single inch

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>>7059156
>100% ORANGE JUICE!!!!!

>>7059156
>Nibbles ear

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>>7059162
BEST TASTE!!!!! NOW GIVE ME THE LINK SO I CAN BULLY ALL OF YOU FOR THE STARS!

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>>7059166
Kys
>>7059168
Stop! My autism is hitting uncontrollable levels!

>>7059171
>Denies you Yuugi

>>7059162
Never heard of her.

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>>7059048
>tfw I haven't even touched discord in almost half a year

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7059180
Hi /b/,

When I see /b/tards posting every day about how much they hate being single and how girls have fucked them over, I feel truly bad. Everyone goes through times where they feel lonely, but that doesn't make it easy, and it's a feeling nobody deserves.

You may think that you will be single forever, or that you are marred by some flaw that will keep any decent girl from wanting you, be it acne, your physique, or your ability to interact comfortably with girls. However, I promise that this is not the case.

There is something about you that makes you irreplaceable to the right girl. The right girl might not be a 10/10, but she is the right girl for you, and as such, you will think she's beautiful. All of you are attractive in some way, even the niggers. Maybe you are funny, or you are smart, or you are dependable, or you are just good at listening. The girl who is worth your heart will see these things in you and you will be in love and happy.

I'm ashamed for how my sex treats you sometimes. Like a lot of guys, a lot of girls look for the wrong things in a partner. It seems like everywhere you look, people just want somebody who is "hot" and "charismatic." You've wanted a lot of girls who haven't given you the time of day. However, you are better off for having these girls pass you by, because they are vapid, shallow, stupid bitches.

Someday you will find somebody who loves you deeply and completely. When this happens, I hope you realize that all of the time spent striking out was worth it, because it led you to something wonderful.

I love all of you and wish that you could love yourselves. Things will fall into place in each and every one of your lives. Just hold tight until then.

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>>7059162
>>7059171
That's a weird way to spell Marie Poppo, uh.
>>7059163
(I'll have to leave in 30 or so minutes, would you rather try to finish this quickly in that time or pause and continue another time?)

>At that point she didn't even have the energy to get angry anymore. With the huge strap on stuck inside her ass, and Panty teasing her pussy like that, she was just begging that she could have more already.
Ugh... please Panty, I can't take this anymore... put it inside already...

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>>7059200
She's terrible.

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>>7059204
*easily best girl

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>>7059200
(We can go ahead and pause it here, go ahead and save that response and we can continue later

>>7059193
I'm not into lolis. But this image makes me want to.

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>>7059218
She has shit rolls, shit stats, and is really dependent on her hyper and that's it. That isn't fun at all.

>>7059228
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life