Murderous Games 175
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some mood setting music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I
Captain Jack Sparrow
Kanye West
Akatsuki
Artoria Pendragon
Adrian Rollini
Kirara Bernstein
Luka
Yuudachi
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
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Isaac
Alexander the Great
Ivan Braginsky
Violated Rika
Maggie
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Nowi
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Postal Dude
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Duck Guy
Shielder
Nigga Squad
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Gladiolus Amicitia
Belarus
Tyuule
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Ghost Rider
Junpei Iori
Tenten
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Anne Hanakoizumi
Kumiko Oumae
Kamata-kun
Rin Hoshizora
Loto
>>7047768
Corpse-chan~
Grim Reaper
Burger-chan
Pom
>>7047689
>liking boring lesboons
>ever
You're banned from the internet.
Garma Zabi
King Dedede
Mage
Godot
Hitmoi Tanaka
(use the thumbnail)
>>7047752
Psst. Belarus.
Can you please do me a favour?
green cat
>>7047789
>liking shota
>>7047773
A small part of my heart dies every time I see this
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Rick Grimes
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>>7047816
>throws tomatoes at
>>7047789
Kys
>>7047824
Sonichu
>>7047643
Taking someone else's work and replacing the names is plagiarism. Did you see that nigga's grammar before? That ain't his work.
hitting some turbulence with host helper, it will be a few minutes
>>7047824
>>7047789
>liking dicks
You're banned from life
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>>7047824
Hey! Be careful with tho-
>Gets one right in the face
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>>7047824
Go, and stay go, Romano.
There is a good reason we have decided against you coming here.
>>7047803
What kind of favour, Anon?
>>7047806
>not liking shota
>>7047806
/ss/ is an artform.
>>7047824
>>7047874
>Kuga
>>7047867
No one gets your shitty gay anime references.
>>7047824
Hey hey hey don't throw things at me! Atleast try to act somewhat proper.
>>7047845
But this place is full of copy pasta. Just saying its kind of moot to point that shit out. Hell Baron would have a field day with that.
>>7047777
Anon stop!
>>7047824
Hey! That wasn't very nice!
>>7047860
>futa
>lesbian
>>7047870
Never, ever let me drink so much again.
I do not know how, but you outdrank me. I don't know how I recovered so fast.
>>7047885
Good.
>>7047824
>The tomato splatters on his face, dries up, burns, and floats off in little bits of ash.
You really aren't the brighest bulb, are ya?
>Tosses a little bit of hellfire into the anon's hair.
>>7047860
>Not liking when the peepee goes in the vagania
>>7047882
Nope.
Post songs
Guess ava
>>7047824
>dodges
>falls into a hole while dodging
>>7047824
>shoots at it mid air
Keep em coming.
>>7047824
>tries to catch tomatoes
>tomatoes bounce of snoot
>bleeds all over tomatoes
Reigen Arataka
>>7047829
You first
>>7047938
https://youtu.be/2ggzxInyzVE
>>7047802
Hitmoi Tanaka
>>7047824
>Blocks the tomatoes with her guitar
Hey! I haven't even started performing yet!
>>7047938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6s6vQlZe9M
>>7047824
>it hits her straight in the face
>She doesn't even react.
>>7047938
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f7RKOP87tt4
>>7047975
Your mom will skin you alive
>>7047965
I am already dead.
>>7047938
https://youtu.be/xdzYMKnGS5Q
>>7047919
>Not liking breast against breast
>>7047987
That's just dead wrong.
>>7047995
It's the dead truth.
Lancer
hi
>you'll never dick Rika on Parsee's bridge
>Parse will never shame fap to the sounds of your love making
>>7048023
Are you dead serious?
>>7047983
Why is it always me?
>>7047569 (Rika)
>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:
o shit lmao
>This was her last act, her last great moment in life. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier. Was it really all worth it? Is love at first sight real? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife...
>>7048030
helo
>>7048035
Dunno but I don't think she'll like to hear you kissed a girl willingly
>>7047910
Do you really think that I can force you not to drink so much? I don't think so. Especially as the time passes, you stop fearing me.
And yeah, you really recoveing fast, unlike me... But this year it was hardest for me to recover. I am sure it speaks of something.
>>7048039
STOP
>>7048039
>>7048065
(You)
>>7048039
>just why
>>7047994
Only if my manly hands are touching them.
>>7048039
holy memes yosuke
>>7048039
i'm scared
>>7048039
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>>7048039
Looks like someone is having fun. Holy shit my sides.
>>7048054
I can only drink so much vodka until it becomes absolutely... Insane? Silly? I don't know the word, but it was just too much. And that means a lot coming from Poccия.
Perhaps it is because you can drink more. I'm assuming you had twice as much as I did, дa?
>>7048005
I was the one who did that, you're good.
Also sorry for the wait, check it.
>>7048039
>2000 characters exactly
>>7048079
Yuri > everything else
>>7048039
>>7048110
You have to make do with the limits, anon.
>>7048108
I'll be sure to win this time.
>>7048039
We need more good RP like this
>>7048051
It was not willingly.
>>7048039
>My sides have ascended even further beyond orbit.
>>7048039
>>7048061
>Drops the dagger and falls on to her ass.
I hate my life.
>>7048120
>Yuri
>Anything besides mediocre at best
Old Nep come out of hiding
>>7048108
That text is a little hard to read, is it usually like this for 48s?
>>7048108
Looks good for me thank you.
>>7048039
>nigga just why
>>7048034
Shit. I can't think of a good dead pun to comeback.
>>7048033
How do you know?
>>7048108
Let's go.
o shit lmao
>>7048138
Still telling. You'll get a momentous beating
>>7048108
Just start the game already.
>>7048108
Hey man, do me a solid and switch me for this abomination right here.
>>7047844
>>7047791
>>7048120
hahaha no, take my last (you) for the day.
>>7048039
>getting stabbed in the shoulder
>fatal
pussy ass japs can't even build boat girls right
>>7048153
One might say we're just beating a dead horse.
>>7048039
>Tfw people that get killed outside the games tend to have their avas brought back anyhow
Harass her until the end of time
Or haunt her
>>7048108
Looks good to me. Thanks for hosting Yuno.
>>7048153
>Pets
>>7048138
And life hates you. But, without you being a magnet for dumb shit, we wouldn't have these moments
>>7048171
Are (You) sure?. (You) don't even know with who are you even talking to
>>7048193
I hope at least one of you is having fun at my suffering.
>>7048158
As long as I can forget.
>>7048107
Hey, if you want to beat me, you can try to train by drinking pure alcohol. How is the idea?
I stop when you pass out. Because there is no point in drinking further.
>>7048145
It's just really small on the reaping because of how I have it set up. I'll fix it eventually.
The text here is better, right?
>>7048166
Hey man, do me a solid and look at the roster. You're both in.
>>7048218
I think the majority is having fun
fess up
who fucking did it
>>7048233
>It's a shilling to hitch your horse here
>The horse is dead
>>7048233
I didn't realize you made it a 48. My bad, pardner.
>>7048233
Well, let's start checking things off of this damn list.
>>7048224
Me? Drinking pure alcohol instead of vodka? Хaхaхa! Even after all these years, you still have a good sense of humour.
So you can set the goals. I can surpass them, surely, even if it doesn't seem like it.
>>7048233
Here we go! Why are you on me?!
>>7048252
Yosuke
>>7047605
I don't have her number.
Night
>>7048233
>Jumps off the horse, and dust their pants off.
It's just a town, though... it seems like an odd town.
>>7048233
Remember. Always be check your corners, if not you might end up with a bullet in your head.
>>7048233
DAY ONE
>>7048233
>He rides in on a Chocobo, the Chocobo theme starts sounding off.
I have never looked manlier.
>>7048233
What was the phrase? I believe it was; Boom. Headshot.
>>7048298
Go fish.
>>7048268
Yosuke's ERP isn't that good
t. friend of Yosuke
>>7048298
Dude, stop, you're creeping me out
>>7048298
Always recommended drinking your food for a reason, love.
>>7048233
Get back here you little shit!
>trips and falls
Ugh...! I don't deserve this!
>>7048314
He said it was him. Maybe he got better.
>>7048314
Can confirm
t. Other friend of Yosuke
>>7048298
>>7048321
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I this how you feed your men, pirate? Hmph. Not even the purest of water could clean the bad taste from my mouth
>but seibah eats all of it anyway.
>>7048298
Ahhh! So this is what he felt...
>>7048185
Stop that!
>>7048183
H-how are you coming up with these?
>>7048332
Is this*
>>7048298
get fucked
>>7048298
Hehe, you could say it's just.. Target practice.
>Gladio crosses his arms over his chest looking quite proud of himself.
>>7048268
>I'm pretty sure he doesn't even like me.
>>7048298
...Wait. Are you actually just playing dead? I know this is a real gun and all, but....
>>7048326
>her ghost appears
he's a deadass liar then
>disappears back into the wind......
>>7048354
He does not. He really, really does not.
>>7048312
>file name
>Kek
You could always cap the movie as well maybe
>>7048298
Gah!
>They fall onto their knees, holding their shoulders from the gun wound.
D-Damn...
>>7048298
35 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>7048363
>Something that saddens me deeply. I got nothing but respect for the guy.
>>7048369
No hard feelings. You just caught me in a bad mood.
>>7048372
At least it was mostly painless
>>7048383
Can't make everyone happy.
>>7048298
>Grabs a bag after beating up the loli shipgrill and starts to collect the gold.
Your efforts are appreciated.
>>7048340
Why? You're cute.
>Keeps up the petting.
>>7048372
Just because my vision is complete red, doesn't mean I'm blind.
>Pulls the trigger on his revolver
>>7048267
What's wrong? Alcohol is vodka that just waiting to be mixed with water.
So you are saying I should drink untill I pass out just to know my limit?.... I will be probably dying constantly in, like, a month.
>>7048383
>respect for yousogay
>you're funny
>>7048372
Accusing a lady of cheating? Clearly you are mistaken and I suggest next you keep quiet.
>>7048365
>Say, that's not a bad idea.
>>7048372
Well, I found my new home I guess.
>>7048415
pretty damn good postal movie as well.
>>7048372
DAY TWO
You know, the last time I got enough tributes to host a 48 was November 30th.
>>7047815
Rin wonders what you mean. Rin didn't do anything wrong did she nyaa~?
>>7048440
Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.
>>7048383
>They raise their right hand into the air, calming light surrounding them. The wound disappears, and they stand right back up.
Eh, I let my guard down.
>>7048440
Kanye I know she's hot but chill
>>7048440
Now you leave stranded out here? Come on!
>>7048340
I'm secretly Carlos, but in disguise.
I would've kept that secret with me to the grave.
>>7048446
No, you're just that precious.
>>7048440
I didn't know a target dummy could be this intelligent but nonetheless, your cheating is over!
>>7048372
Also makes for a lovely instrument
>Runs a stick down the barrel, producing a neat series of pitches
>>7048332
Not at all. Preserved food is most of what we get. That's why those mutinous dogs didn't realize food didn't taste good anymore for a few months after the curse. Also, on the subject of curses, you most likely should not have finished that.
>>7048440
>Doesn't notice the train at all, happens to avoid it when a flattened coin laying a short distance away catches his eye
>>7048440
>and then there was no clothes for a second before changing to her swimsuit
Somehow I do feel defeated even if they failed to abduct me.
>>7048440
33 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
There's a storm coming up on the horizon. You better be prepared.
>>7048476
/thread
Hey Ivan, you here?
>>7048405
The only acceptable kind of vodka is alcohol. Beer is also permissable, but only if you live in Kaliningrad. Kvass, too.
Heт, нeт, нeт. You are the brother to Ivan Braginsky! My drinking habits have probably been passed down to you by genetics. You will survive.
>>7048508
I cannot die of the cold.
I cannot believe I accepted this willingly.
>>7048518
Yes, I am. Пpивeт! What do you need of me?
>>7048397
>Darn shame.
>>7048406
>I'm dumb like that.
>>7048465
Healing magic? Handy. Weird how nobody knows that around here.
>>7048508
Tickle fight!
>>7048372
>He just finishes slamming his big sword down on one.
Huh..? These are cattle?
>>7048440
>Gladio glances over at the latest newspaper.
"Super strong and ruggishly good looking"? Hah, was there ever any doubt.
>>7048508
Ah! Must of been those damned goblins again! Time of a hunt.
>>7048508
>>7048527
Don't think I'm enjoying this, bucko.
>>7048527
Fyxe wanted to give you this
>Gives a traditional Russian greeting right on the lips
She also says hi in a normal way too.
>>7048508
I'll make sure that he pays for what he has put me through. But I'll be sure to do it properly sp no one will question me.
>>7048508
ARENA EVENT
Cows? We got cows!
>>7048508
Urgh... What a night.
>He wakes up and looks at Artoria and the ring on his finger completely confused.
You can't be fucking serious.
>>7048502
Nonsense, even if it was low quality food I'm unable to refuse kindness when it comes to satisfy my hunger, unless it's plain poison which wouldn't exactly work eitherway.
>loud buuuurp
Thank you for the meal, stranger.
>>7048565
Wrong
>>7048528
....Yeah, I guess.
>>7048565
That's an arena event?
>>7048565
It appears I have filled up on milk.
>>7048508
>>7048568
>The ring just burns on her ring.
It was a night meant to never be forgotten, but for our sakes we shall pretend it never happened.
>>7048565
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Faster, Mashu! The nearest burger king won't come to us on its own, FASTER!
>>7048565
I'm here to withdraw my money, as in all the money.
>>7048565
Well, gotta make up for those stolen supplies somehow!
>>7048549
Neither am I. I don't know how you coerced me into this, but I still managed to do it anyway.
When are we letting go? I would prefer to do it soon.
>>7048553
>Ivan laughs, rubbing his mouth with a blush on his face.
Tell her I said hello in a normal way, too. It has been a while since I have seen her.
Ah! Don't forget to give her a Russian greeting as well. "From Russia with love", дa?
>>7048565
Дa? Well... I think you are a bull.
It would explain the hotheaded-ness.
>>7048578
And why exactly would poison *not* concern you, love?
>>7048565
With this game, we'll conquer the seven saloons as well.
>>7048586
>>7048593
it might as well be considered common knowledge by now that my accuracy on calling out the slide is about, like 20%
>>7048565
Er, wait, no. NOW it's the arena event...
*ahem*
ARENA EVENT
Cows? We got cows!
>>7048625
Give her a Russian greeting? Gladly!
>>7048636
>postal dude lands on hitomi's tits
>>7048636
>cowered in fear hoping to avoid the tornado's punishing winds
...Oh god.
>he looks worried
>>7048636
...Дepьмo. Of all the ways I had to die, дa?
>>7048650
Don't forget to add that little detail, too. From Russia with love.
Don't get too into it, or else it won't be a greeting and more of a welcoming party. Save that for later!
>>7048527
Alcohol is a kind of vodka? I thought otherwise. You know, people not really consider kvass as alcoholic drink. It is an alcoholic drink, but it can be bought even by the child.
I may be your sister, but I am not you.
Oh, sorry, I should take care of one thing. I'll catch you later, probably even today. Bye.
>>7048565
Look we've been through this several times now. The caffeine riders is the name to pick.
>>7048610
Perhaps it would be the best for us both, but what about the witnesses?
>>7048636
>Godot is thrown around in the saloon as the twister picks it up
I want off this riiiiide!
>>7048654
>shields with body
>>7048670
I did, she had this to say.
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>>7048636
12 tributes remain, 19 were killed in the storm.
NIGHT THREE
>>7048679
>both you and the tiny destroyer are torn asunder
>>7048675
No witnesses will be left alive, with their death the secret also vanishes
>artoria no
>>7048632
For a variety of complex reasons you wouldn't...unders...
>loud stomachic gorwl
Gkkt...bathroom...bathroom!
>runs away
>>7048698
>you're fine because cute girls can't get hurt no matter what
>>7048700
>>7048687
Not entirely surprised by that reaction.
>>7048625
Hm... I don't know when, but since we are stuck, would you like to sign my petition.
>>7048636
Oof... huh, Nice landing.
>>7048687
The Angel of Death. oh you want a nickname too, how about "Tall Gary Coleman"
>>7048588
...Sorry again.
>>7048662
What're YOU complaining about?
>>7048687
THE FEAST
The feast will forever be there to provide sub-par meals to those who survive arena events. Remember to always go to the feast.
>>7048700
...I wouldn't advise you to do that since I'm a man of the law.
>>7048725
Please cover your eyes before it happens!
>>7048672
I am hungover. You know what I meant by that, cecтpa. And it is still alcoholic, even if children can buy it. Good little exercise until they grow old enough to drink vodka.
But you are still my sister. I am sure you can survive. If not, then Katyusha can take up the mantle.
Ah? You are leaving? Well, it was still nice to catch up with you. Дo cвидaния, cecтpa!
>>7048685
Ah, that expression will never, ever get old. I am assuming she enjoyed it, дa? It was a special one!
>>7048719
A petition? Hm... Since I am unsure on if I have a choice or not, yes, I will sign it. What is it about, exactly?
>>7048476
Rin? Precious? Rin doesn't get why you would say that about Rin. Rin isn't precious or special, unlike the other members of muses. Rin thanks you for the compliment but she thinks the others deserve that praise more than she does.
Rin has to go sleep now, good nyaiight~!
>Rin grabs a pillow from behind her along with her ramen cup and places the cup under her pillow before resting her head upon the pillow.
>>7048685
BEST FURRY
>>7048734
There's plenty of meat out here, besides, I might go postal if I interact with any annoying person.
>>7048744
>
Here it is.
>>7048750
Not here mate, I'm a messenger
>>7048725
You have no need to apologize, you defeated me with a method I didn't expect from you.
>>7048744
Yeah, she misses keeping in touch with everyone, but that's how it goes.
>>7048761
Why did she leave again?
>>7048761
In that case, give her this from me
>>7048710
I appreciate the help, really, but let me go out like the bigger people for once.
>she picks up a 2x4 and hits herself gently on the head
>the tiny destroyer then falls over in an attempt to appear she fell during battle valiantly
>>7048734
DAY FOUR
Burger-chan's sanity is slipping.
That's usually a good thing if you want to win.
>>7048784
Finally something I can use.
>>7048776
jeasus
>>7048756
...What kind of petition is this? I shall sign it, but I am unsure on what it will do.
Do you have a pen or anything? I am afraid I don't have one on me, but I would like to sign it anyway.
>>7048769
Oh, well. When she comes back, her good friend Ивaн Бpaгинcкий will be right here, waiting for her.
I would like to imagine she misses me the most. Regardless, I will be waiting with a bottle of vodka and some pirozhki!
>>7048801
Keep sending it to her until she comes back
>>7048784
>Artoria
>His
>>7048784
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
Kanye inflates his own ego some more, Taka takes down an opponent in a western show, and Saber trains together with Burger-chan in order to prepare for the final battle.
>>7048831
>>7048809
>hands the Russian man a pen
oh believe me, this will help.
>>7048831
Oh Buttsauce...
>>7048820
I noticed, think that event doesn't have a (his/her1) tag in it, just his. I'll fix it.
>>7048820
Oh, how little you know...
>>7048817
She wants to know who her secret admirer is
>>7048831
DAY FIVE
Kanye makes it rain, Burger-chan does what she has to do to fund her addictions, Saber continues to try and look like DARKNESS, and a certain person contributes to the coyote's dwindling fears of civilization.
>>7048855
>leaves because HG is taking up too much time
>talks through a messenger instead of just coming to the thread
I'm sure this is way more efficient than just having a tab open in your browser.
>>7048809
Ivan, she's gone. They might never come back.
>>7048875
Right? Don't shoot the messenger
>>7048855
She probably already knows.
>>7048743
Before what?
>>7048765
Just what did you expect...?
>>7048895
She thought you were done with HG.
>>7048716
>vomiting behind a tree
...H-How can you eat this sort of thi-blueeergh.
>>7048737
>currently leaving some work for the janitor
>more vomiting noises.
>>7048870
An this is the so called addiction to nicotine...? *cough* *cough*
>>7048839
Ah... Thank you. I am sure it will help a lot, although you word it like it is malicious.
>He signs the petition. "ИBAH БPAГИHCКИЙ/IVAN BRAGINSKY" is the signature.
And... Done! Do you need me to do anything else?
>>7048881
...Ah, well...
At least we had some good times, дa? She might not ever come back, but as long as the memories remain, it is alright. The least I can do is remember her.
>>7048901
helo it is i yuudachi
>>7048893
Tell her to stop being a dumpass and just come here.
>>7048902
I always come back.
>>7048915
I do.
>>7048920
>the mental gymnastics of furries
Can't make this up
>>7048916
OK. Ravelord games when?
>>7048870
The final battle between the last few tributes is expedited by a battle between savages.
Will Burger-chan be able to take down the person who gave her money to buy burgers, and the woman who helped her become strong? Will Kanye West be able to reach self-actualization and become the best there ever was solely by being the last person left alive? Or will Saber be able to... something. This has gone on long enough.
ARENA EVENT
It's over...
>>7048930
Ravewhat
>>7048945
...Rohan?
>>7048901
I expected you to use your tank to finish me off. Though, I have plan to take care of that tank.
>>7048910
Uh... Right. Lets just forget this right? Its not like there were any important at that wedding.
>>7048950
Zohan
>>7048950
Nope.
>>7048971
Look you're either FP or Rohan.
>>7048961
>Adam Sandler noises
Thank you for hosting dear. Congratulations Artoria.
>>7048942
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, rapper of black! SHIELD ME AS I PREPARE FOR THE LAST STRIKE!
>Charging special attack
EXCALIBUR, MORGAAAAAAAAN!
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>>7048942
Alas, in the end Saber found her young protégé lying face down in the desert sand in a pool of her own blood, littered with led-filled holes and surrounded by the bodies of countless outlaws. She took down as many as she could but in the end, she was only one person. RIP Burger-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1KRnkKNlc
But her grief doesn't last very long, because soon she realizes she's the last one standing.
CONGRATULATIONS ARTORIA PENDRAGON!
>>7048977
Kek
>>7049020
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>>7049020
Пoздpaвляю! Thank you for hosting, my friend!
Name an avafag you used to like but dislike now.
>>7049020
Thanks for hosting.
>>7049006
Congratulations, you did well.
>>7049008
Oh, she got it now.
>>7049026
(You)
>>7049032
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>7049045
Showed him!
>>7049032
Thanks for hosting, Yuno.
>>7049020
Thanks.
>>7049034
Okabe
Wiggins
>>7049055
Showed him what? I've just giving him the attention he wants since he keeps desperately trying to get it.
>>7049050
>>7049020
Congratulations, Saber
>>7049032
Thanks for hosting
>>7049045
>3 (You)s
Man I'm gonna be rich
>>7049076
>Doesn't even say thank you
Ungrateful.
>>7048914
GO AWAY.
>>7048954
Lemme guess. Disabling the treads?
>>7049020
Congrats, you. And thanks.
>>7049034
Adachi. It's more like indifference now, but I sure liked him more when he used to RP.
>>7049077
>Raven.
???
>>7049065
Sorry
>>7049091
My bad, I thought Raven was the owner of the Wild West code.
>>7049080
>
>>7049104
It's Yuno
>>7049106
(You)
How's about a thank you this time?
>>7049069
That looks amazing! Is all that for me?
>>7049109
Yuno what?
>>7049112
If you sit in my lap while you eat it, yes.
>>7049110
Thanks. These are what I live for.
>>7049083
Nope. You'll see if I ever have to actually have to battle your tank. For now, I must be off.
>>7049123
KAMINA NO
>>7049121
You know, the yandere
>>7049130
>implying I want to fuck her
kys
>>7049033
Greetings comrade Ivan
>>7049072
It's ARTORIA PENDRAGON.
>>7049033
>>7049083
>>7049020
It is that time again, population of the Hunger Games. Fill my plate with the tastiest food you can find.
>>7049038
Excalibur knows nothing but victory, stranger. It was expected!
>>7049127
(You)'re welcome. I love giving attention posters the attention they crave. It boosts my superiority complex.
>>7049101
whatever man
>>7049034
I'm indifference to everyone here.
>>7049034
Kamina
Also dislike is a strong word, but its sad that he's so fixated on lolis. I'm not sure if he's always been that but it didn't used to be this bad.
>>7049143
Thanks for the gifts Black Santa!
>>7049129
Rrright. Later, lady.
>>7049162
Hi indifference, I'm dad
>>7049132
Now Ino
>>7049157
Don't want to make anyone have a bad time is all.
>>7049163
>out of all the reasons to hate Kamina you choose what he faps to
Alright the game is over go back to lurking
>>7049185
Hello dad.
>>7049164
Who are you calling Black Santa? I'm Artoria Pendragon! Once and future ruler of Britain, King of all Knights!
>>7049143
The name is Godot and I saw, it was quite amazing. Now if you would excuse me, I have to sleep.
>>7049196
Fapping to lolis is borderline pedophilia. Disliking pedos is normal.
>>7049123
Eh? A lady does not sit on another's lap. Is that you commander?
>>7049202
Oh. But why were you a king if you are a girl?
>>7049142
Good evening, comrade Soviet! It has been a while since I've seen you! Have you been doing will in my absence?
>>7049143
...
I only have pirozhki, borscht, and vodka. Kvass, and pelmeni, too. Are those good enough? They're good Russian foods, but you might want something else, like the American's fast food.
>>7049143
>>7049214
Not quite your commander but I'm higher ranked than you in the fleet.
>>7049218
Was great. Old friend came by here last night. Told him quick story how I had my child
>>7049246
It involved a lot of drama and luck, дa? Ah, it feels like yesterday when it happened... I have a feeling he was impressed.
As for me... The unspeakable happened, Soviet. I cannot quite believe it happened.
>>7049268
Чёpт! What happened? Was it the Ambassador?
You should be able to solve this.
>>7049286
110?
>>7049034
Holo.
We used to ERP all the time but now its just some times.
>>7049286
109
>>7049285
Heт, something much, much worse. Indescribable, totally unimaginable. It could not have happened in a thousand years.
>Ivan speaks in a quiet voice, almost as if he was expecting Soviet to gasp in shock.
...Belarus managed to outdrink me.
>>7049286
my dumb ass thought it was 49
why the fuck am I so retarded
>>7049286
109
>>7049329
>his eyes open up and can't even make a sound for a few seconds
You are liar. That can't happen...
>>7049339
I can't even comprehend how you would come to that answer
>>7049245
I will still have to turn down that offer. Can I still have the ice cream?
>>7049364
i thought five angles fucking added up to 480
jesus fucking christ anon, why am I like this
>>7049205
Farewell, masked man.
>>7049216
Because REASONS! Don't question matters above your understanding, person!
>>7049218
Bring everything except the vodka, I'll patiently await for your offerings.
>>7049397
Sure. Thinking about already is giving me a headache...
>>7049366
>Giggles, starts eating the dessert herself
>>7049387
I just... oh my god i can't stop laughing
How did you not know 540?
>>7049359
>Ivan sighs, looking to the ground in shame. He didn't think he'd ever be in such a position.
I cannot make this up. Truth is stranger than fiction, дa? She managed to beat me in drinking. I know, it is completely weird. What do you think?
>>7049397
Even the kvass? Even though that is also a drink?
Because you asked so nicely, I shall bring them to you in a few days' time. I need to actually cook them first. I am trusting you can wait until then, дa?
>>7049387
180*(n-2) where n is the number of sides.
Let's see how well /trash/ knows it's geometry.
The dashed triangle is the image of the solid triangle. Find the scale factor.
>>7049413
Is this Hibiki?
>>7049423
Well, on good news is that Belarus might have fallen for Alfred, but those are only rumors for now.
>>7049438
Was never taught geometry because my teachers were dumber than I am
>>7049438
idk 3.75?
>>7049413
Huh?! Oh well...it's not like I really needed it anyway.
>>7049438
5:1
>>7049446
I--
>Ivan's eyes widen. He was not expecting that kind of news at all.
...Бeлapycь? Для Aльфpeд? I am hoping for rumours. I cannot see Бeлapycь of all people falling for him.
>>7049412
And that's why you should focus on feeding me as the latest champion of the Hunger Games!
>>7049423
DAYS?! I'll die of hunger before that!
>but seibah you don't need to eat you're a servant.
I warn you, when said days have passed the banquet better be ready for me, understood?
>>7049438
2:1?
>>7049463
S-Sit in my lap and eat it!
What was that NTR thing people posted a while ago that everybody made memes of
i don't remember it
>>7049484
Well. I did see her say she liked Alfred differently than you, which can cut both ways.
Anyway, I can tell you how my old friend took the news
New thread? We're on page 5
>>7049485
And I will most likely die of hypothermia before then because of the cold. What do you think is more dire?
>Ivan, you're a nation, though...
Hush, narrator. Anyway! Although I don't know how much a few days are to you, I can assure you it will be ready by then. There might even be more! Who knows for sure?
>>7049523
Ah... I am hoping she means as friends. I don't see her falling for him any time soon. Бeлapycь... No, definitely not for Alfred.
Yes, yes, tell me how he took it! I'm hoping it was quite well, but I do not know for sure if it was well or not.
>>7049509
You're a complete stranger! Even though my love for ice cream is far greater than any other you know I just can't do that sort of thing plus it's just plain creepy.
>>7049517
the man who was cucked TO DEATH
>>7049577
>Picks the tiny boat up and sets her in her lap in front of the treat
I got this for you, now dig in.
>>7049590
it had that "nice guy" meme and whatnot
>>7049551
The tools for a banquet worth of a king's enjoyment are already at your disposal.
>points at HG kitchen
It's up to you how to use them. Now excuse me, I've got a night shift to attend.
>Maido Seibah has left the room.
>>7049607
Lupin over in ERP got cucked a while ago
>>7049604
This isn't how you treat a lady properly! Not one bit! But I suppose maybe one bite won't hurt anything.
>>7049659
How? Do people ship in ERP? Because that's hilariously stupid unless both characters are complete sluts.
>>7049645
...Ah, so it is already there for me. I don't need to go back to Russia to do it. Good! It means you won't just be having butterbrod!
Farewell for now, пoбeдитeль. I shall get to work as soon as I can... If me and my sisters don't eat it before then, that is. Goodbye!
>>7049659
>become a cuckold
>in ERP
Wow
>>7049670
You aren't even a lady yet! I have to indulge you like the young girl you are before I miss out and never get the chance again.
>>7049690
Well... Have you ever heard about the story of Jiro?
>>7049670
>>7049741
>>7049741
Stop treating me like some kid! When you address me i wish to referred to as a grown lady.
>Is busy working some some sort of schematics for an invention.
>>7049607
Ah. You mean the cuck doujin with the one frame of the guy cucking the other dude going thumbs up and sayinf "what a nice guy"?
>>7049551
He was proud that I was able to get a kid, with some thoughts that Lisa's mother cheated on raising the kid. Ask Yamato yourself for a better view.
>>7049794
thats the one