Zootopia General: Fox Raising Edition Pastebin: pastebin.co

Sorry some of us suck at times

Wish we could get along

I love you all

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>bunes are one size fits all

>>7046888
I love you too, Anon! Even though I also suck at times.

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One more shill for amazing artist who fulfilled the pooka prophecy

I love you man

>>7046893
She's just lining up for the pawjob of that horse's life.

fucking nick

stop making me gay

>>7046917
It was colored by them too. Did you see last thread?

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>>7046888

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>>7046953
oh

lovely

>>7046377
freaking luv these

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>>7046939
Accept it, anon, don't fight it

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>>7046939
>filename

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>>7046888
KILL Bullies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ0HSOiLz8k

>>7047079

Beware that, when fighting bullies, you yourself do not become a bully.

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>>7046939
The only known cure bullying the fox, that'll show him. Or it will make you more into him, either way its a win win.

>>7046926
Good post right here

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>>7046832

so when will disney update these tsum tsums?

btw scout nick is for sale at DS

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>>7047107
>knot bunny

>>7047245
She borrowed Gideons, not like he was using it.

I just want Remmy's date to go well and have happy lewd ending.
He deserves some happiness.

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>>7047264

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>>7047107
sauce?

>>7047340
http://lollibeepop.tumblr.com/post/141006455880/so-i-watched-zootopia-today-joining-the-fursona

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>>7047242
This does not ship to my nation. But it is cheap
https://www.amazon.com/Disney-Tsum-Zootopia-Finnick-Plush/dp/B01BH9HG9A/ref=nav_signin?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01BH9HG9A&pd_rd_r=4YF777K7G1ZQ7KC53NNW&pd_rd_w=c2F2Y&pd_rd_wg=fxlhK&psc=1&refRID=4YF777K7G1ZQ7KC53NNW&

>>7047384

thats why i ask if they're going to update them. i want movie accurate ones

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>>7046888
<3

>>7047373
I mean the pic you posted.

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>>7047440

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>>7047471

>>7047452
My best guess is KKanga. looks like their art style to me and the K in the corner isn't disproving me yet

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>>7047471
>>7047479
I love these... we definitely need ear hugging.

Also its funny that all the pictures people draw of the VRbit getting hugged are of him getting hugged uncomfortably. Weird trend.

>>7047558
Hug is just one letter away from fug

>>7047558
>I'm the hugger but nobody depicts the VRbit as such
Take more pictures when you meet up with people and we'd draw the VRbit giving instead of receiving

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Why was this P L A T O N I C story written so shippy?

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>>7046893
>>7047656
buns have no bones in their body

confirmed

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>>7047645
It reminds me of this

>>7047645
link?

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Gay love is purest love.

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>>7047696

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>>7047656

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>>7047585
*GASP*

THE CONSPIRACY REVEALED!

>>7047618
Nobody gets to see pictures of the VRbit.

Sorry!

>>7047656
See? More proof that bunnies can be anything-- even different states of matter.

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>>7047747

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>>7047738
Gays are should be killed.

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>>7047772

>>7047656
>>7047479
>>7047471
I NEED MORE CUTE BUN GIFS/WEBMS

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>>7047774
u shuld b killd cukfag y dont u mak liek a abnana nd kys buttboi lol

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>>7047811

>>7046888
it's ok, we all make mistakes, we just have to learn to forgive.

>>7047811
>>>/wsg/1359073

Give me greentext ideas, and I might do one.

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>>7047849

test

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>>7047904

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>>7047774
Okay, time for your bunishment!

>>7047924
Great, another IP to spam joker with.

>>7047924
But I haven't studied!

>>7047924
did it work?

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>>7047933

>>7047888
Nick and Judy have to arrest Finnick. Nick tries subtly to stop Judy

>>7047645
>>7047708
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12162064/1/Quid-Pro-Quo

Not that anon but here you go. "Quid Pro Quo", the story that I had to keep checking that wasn't categorized as Romance.
Seriously.
With lines like "She tamed me!" and "You can't just go and make a bunny feel special like that and hit the road." you can be forgiven of thinking this is a WildeHopps story. It is not, even if it might as well be...just without the kissing and the smut. There is plenty of emotional fluff, snuggling, and everything in between.

You guys know the real reason it would suck to be a mouse?
Spiders.
To a mouse, Spiders are huge. And that's not even touching on the big ones like tarantulas or golden-orb weavers.
To us a spider is mostly a nuisance, As we are so much bigger than them we can (usually) easily take care of it.
A mouse though would have a very good reason to scream when seeing a spider.
Though maybe it isn't so bad?

Mice might have domesticated spiders, Using them as livestock both for their silk and to eat.
Some mice would probably fight spiders to get rid of them. Imagine that, A mouse punching a spider in the face to chase it out of their home.
Some might start fight-clubs with the larger or non-venomous species. De-fanged of course.
And in the past mice armies might have included tarantulas or other large species being ridden into battle, Up the pants of their larger adversaries at breakneck spider-speed.

You guys know the real reason it would rock to be a mouse?
Spiders.

>>7047888
>>7048026
Underground spiders/mice fight clubs

>>7048026
Isn't the insect/spider fighting rodents already a thing?

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>>7048048
Still cute.

>>7047958
Nope, I'm not the joker.

>>7047968
Did you at least bring your textbook?

>>7047982
Yep, everything's working fine.

>>7048026
Mice average in about 3-5 inches long, maybe longer as they have agriculture and modern medicine. Spiders rarely clock in over a couple centimeters

>>7047340
that's such a cute tube dood

>>7048124
Hormone treated spiders? We treat our food sources in all kinds a crazy ways, I wonder if Zootopians are any different. Bigger more docile bugs? Juicier maybe?

Can selective breeding work on bugs?

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>>7047849
>>7047759
>>7047656

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTVFrMP0tG8

>>7048124
Not all spiders are tiny though.
Especially not in temperate areas, Like the one zootopia seems to be set in. (The rain forest district must be crawling with bugs.)

>>7048179
Selective breeding is just breeding two individuals of a species that have the traits you prefer.
So yes, It can.

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>>7046888
I appreciate every content creator for keeping this fandom alive and well for so long. I would lose one of my favorite hobbies if it weren't for you guys.

Hopefully in the future I'll get off my ass and contribute as well.

I hope these dubs are enough of a reward.

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>>7048393
so like, would bug catching be a profitable business?

Did anyone cap the FinNick green from the last thread?

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>>7048335
gek

>>7048423
get off your ass and show us what you got!

>>7048428
Catch bugs?
When you have to supply a thousand Bug Burga franchises, you farm bugs. On a massive industrial scale.

Only sportsmammals still hunt for bugs.

>>7048428
I think bug farming would be the bigger bread winner.

>>7048423
Start now.
Otherwise next TT start in a week or so, you can prepare for that

>>7048423
>no dubs
Guess you're going to have to contribute instead!

right, so i'm not sure whether to post this as two separate greentext posts or just pop it into a pastebin.

but it's done,
and it's really fucking cancerous.

any suggestions on how to post it?

>>7048509
Two greentexts sounds easiest to me.

>>7048509
Two posts in fine.

>>7048539
>>7048545
righto

>>7045833
>"Carrots, wait!"
>The confused fox was bound from the wrists and ankles, spreading his arms and legs outwards. "This isn't what I meant by getting me lunch!"
>The rabbit looked at him with a devious smile. "Don't worry about a thing, Nick. Predators used to do this all the time!"
>"They didn't shove entire families down their throats!"
>"Well, I thought we'd try something different tonight."
>She turned towards the eager crowd of naked rabbits that stared before her. "Everyone ready?"
>"Carrots, I don't think I-" The fox's words were interrupted by the sudden invasion of a small paw.
>Pressing inside his mouth, it slowly worked its way down, pushing Nick's throat to make room for the rest of its tiny body. Muffled moaning and yelling could be heard from the bound vulpine.

>>7048575
>As the first bunny managed to make its way into his mouth, another eager bunny hopped in to push the first down their throat, making way for their own self.
>One by one, the rabbits started to fill the fox, making his body expand and ache. The fox was now screaming and pleading for the pain to quit.
>Eventually, there was only Judy and Cotton left.
>At this point, Nick was about the size of a small boulder.
>Judy took a moment's pause to rub his squirming, taut belly.
>"Carrots... I don't know how much more I can take..."
>"Bunnies are foxes natural prey. I promise you'll be fine."
>Judy gently places the little one in Nick's maw, pushing herself inside afterwards.
>By now, there were nearly 300 rabbits wriggling inside of his gut.
>"I suppose now's a good time to rest. You be good up there."
>And so they slept throughout the night in Nick's bulging form, leaving his skin itchy and tight.
>As much as it hurt, he couldn't help but to slightly enjoy this new sensation.

>>7048457
If it doesn't show up, I can post it again

>>7048591
>cancerous
Certainly not by /trash/ standards.
But thank you, Anon.

>>7048575
>>7048591
drawing request of this

>>7048641
well, i thought it was cancerous when i wrote it. :x

>>7048575
>>7048591
This actually isn't that bad...

>>7048591
pretty sure 300 bunnies would have him split in half

>>7048791
Bunnies are mostly empty space.

>>7048335
>the Marker in the skyline

uh oh

reminder that if your art don't get posted you are a shit artist

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>>7048335
>>7048460
Every single frame of this video is pure gold

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MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

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>>7048884
V O R E
C O N F I R M E D
C A N O N

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what did he mean by this

and why didn't he sex up zootopia

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>>7048960
What a madman

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>>7048507
Alright time to contribute garbage fan fiction and green texts.

Someone give me greentext ideas. I feel like doing some short format writing.

>>7049078
nick becomes an edgelord

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>>7049078
Finnick getting diagnosed with a potentially fatal anal disease, and only Nick's semen can cure it. Hijinks ensure

>>7049078
inflation?

>>7048941
I mean that's a nice idea, but it hurts looking at it

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>>7048941

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>>7049149
>"Hey Nick I need your spunk to live."
>Nick unzips his fly. "Sweet!"

>>7049078
Scoutmaster Nick stuff.

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>>7048941
>human penis

>>7049179
Who is this red wolf?

>>7049179
>>7049203
I think its Lucius cosplaying as Nick

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>>7049173
I'll never understand why some artists draw fur as being super shiny, as if it were made of rubber

>>7049078
Judy takes Nick for the first time in the ZPD boxing ring

>>7046888
Trips confirm. We have no choice but to get along from now on.

>>7049078
R63 Jude and Nicky.
Jude takes Nicky to meet his parents.

>>7049215
Easier to draw/shade than to actually draw in fur detail, and (debatably) doesn't look as bad as a flat color.

>>7049215
because its their shit tier fetish nick

>>7049215
Because they think the reflections are the same regardless of the material.
Or creating an opaque + fur reflection takes up much more work than shiny, rubber-like one

>>7048641
What is cancerous by /trash/ standards?

>>7049294
action asterisks and paw holding.

>>7049078
Stu is actually a war veteran with pretty sever PTSD.

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>>7049294
Sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

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>>7049306
>tfw consensual paw holding, passionate kissing and intimate cuddling are your fetishes
>tfw if you were to come out about this you'd be regarded as an utter fetishshit and banished from the general forever

thank god I'm anonymous

>>7049078
old grandpa hopps mets judy and nick's kits

>>7049356
at least you realize it's disgusting and you shouldn't have your name attached to it.

>>7049078
We Are Number One but it's Zootopia

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>>7049356

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>>7049078
Judy sets up her older sister Violet Hopps and Nick on blind dates. With each other.

>>7049443
Where can I even find the comic Violet is from?

>>7049154
Judy being put in charge of zootopia monetary policy

>>7049443
>>7049479
http://imgur.com/a/CvQKF

Here is the whole collection of comics, the one with Violet is the last comic at the bottom.

>>7049353
>recreation
The meme is procreation, recreation means for the sole purpose of having fun and/or relaxing.

>>7049527
Didn't someone scan the comic book?

>>7048457

>>7048605 here.

>They'd been drinking a little bit. Nothing that would impair them, just enough to take the edge off.
>This was still rare enough that something to grease their inhibitions was helpful.
>Not that things ever got awkward. They weren't touchy-feely, either of them, despite Nick's tail being as big as Finnick, and Fin's ears being big enough for Nick to fill his paws with them.
>They didn't judge; they never even talked about it. Some nights it just happened. Nick would kick back on the crate in the corner, eye Finnick's similar topless sprawl on his la-z-mammal, maybe adjust himself a bit through his shorts.
>And some nights, it kept going. Nick would harden up, because Finnick would be watching, and getting just as bad. That's what was happening tonight.
>This time, Finnick got to his feet and caught Nick's eye - you sure?
>And Nick just grabbed himself again, with a little grin, as if daring Finnick to go further.
>Okay, then. Finnick put his beer down.
>He jumped out of his chair and pushed his shorts down. It was a bit chilly - maybe because he was already starting to leak. He was convinced Nick liked that, actually. It was all in the way his ears came forward a bit.
>Now Nick pulled at his shorts, so his erection flipped back up to thump against his stomach. Finnick felt himself twitch.
>It was like mutual plus, more than anything, and that was for the best. Finnick didn't like butt stuff. That would make it too weird.
>Instead, he stood in front of where Nick was propped up against the wall, and watched the other's cock fill out.

cont.

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lots of nick love tonight

here's a slick nick pic to help that along

>>7049591
>And Nick eventually reached up, to envelop him completely. His pads slid against Finnick's lube and the contact made him add to it. He squirted onto Nick's chest.
>Yeah, Nick really liked that. He was dripping himself, and his knot was already swelling. Finnick dropped to his knees long enough to return the favor.
>It was a bit intimidating, which was what made it so fascinating. Nick's cock was almost as big as Finnick's arm. He could barely get his fingers to meet under his knot.
>But with a little squeezing, it worked - and it looked like it was going to push Nick all the way. His head was back, enjoying it, and he trailed idle fingers over Finnick's balls and sheath, to coax more squirting from him.
>Finnick cupped Nick's knot, and tugged at it, and rubbed at his dribble of pre until the larger fox's hips jerked, just once, and with a growl he started to fountain between them, pattering cum onto his chest.
>Finnick milked him until he slackened and seemed to get sensitive. His ears caught Nick's satisfied sigh.
>And then Nick hoisted him up, so he sat astride his chest. They were making a mess, but Finnick was a bit past caring, and Nick was pretty clearly distracted by the erection in his face.
>Finnick could feel his knot swelling in his sheath, sliding around a bit as Nick squeezed him. His paws were huge, and wrapped around his cock so he could push against them a bit. That seemed to be just what he wanted, too - he shot more pre against Nick's pads and they tightened around him.
>And when his knot slipped free Nick fastened on it, with three fingers, squeezing and pulling and keeping up the pressure as Finnick slicked his paws. Almost.

cont.

>>7049598
Ow wow that is gonna hurt when he tears off the duct tape.

>>7049609
>There. His first spurt made it past Nick's fingers, almost to his muzzle, before Nick got his thumb in the way and rubbed at the tip of his cock, heightening it.
>There was an urge, as Finnick came down, to just tip forward and get comfortable. Nick might not even have minded. But they were both a wreck, and this was the last stuff Finninck wanted drying in his fur.
>He slipped off of Nick's chest, spared a paw for the tip of his cock, still poking out of his sheath, and then tossed Nick the wet wipes - and another beer.

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>>7049356
(You) are not alone anon

>>7049598
Hi, zhan.

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>>7049598
Don't worry Zhan, you can remove the censor bar, we know what team you are a part of now

>>7049633
I always knew you were a deviant pervert, Solaire.

Just like Comic.

>>7049553
I am pretty sure someone did, but I don't have any links or saved images sadly.

>>7049617
it should be fine it just needs a firm tug

>>7049639
hi anon

>>7049669
this is incorrect

>>7049722
>Bun tears it off
>Stare in confusion at all the fur stuck to it as fox silently screams

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>>7049678
don't worry anon, one day you'll understand it's appeal

>>7049617
Duct tape condom?

>>7049815
I wanna see Judy Hopps on a roomba

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>>7049798
Maybe on that day you'll learn to love Gideon just as much as Nick as well.

>>7049700
I went through the archives and I think this is it:

https://mega.nz/#!a5pUhCIQ!qj3BYxK3LTic7te4ko69mdTAr4urZPiK4mH2LNPPXh4

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>>7049815
>Nick grinning while holding a carrot on a string in front of Judy's "fed up" face

Great mental image.

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Hey /ztg/, wanna hear a joke?

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>>7049912

>>7049912
Yes please

>>7049912
Nick's dad is back from buying cigarettes?

>>7049912
Its nice to see someone else take up the reign of Jokeanon, and yes

>>7049912
Why not?

>>7049912
Only if it's funny.

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>>7049920
>>7049922
>>7049926
>>7049928
>>7049933
>>7049936

Ok, why was the giraffe late to his meeting?

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>>7049912
>0112893482340.png
>image filename starts with 01

Wait a minute I've seen this before...

CONSPIRACY

>>7049951
He missed his bus?

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>>7049853
I'd sooner burn myself to ashes than accept that horrible fate

>>7046874
[spoiler]What's the difference between the regular and inflatable dildos? It says the inflatable has a "lifelike" feel, but I have no idea what that means. Are the regular ones hard?

>>7049961
But anon, do you not remember, of those threads in which Jokeanon turned the original Spidey into one of us?

>>7050000
Spidey was already one of us though, even before the spidey spam.

>>7049951
what?

>>7049951
Why?

I miss a Canidae

>>7050012
Wait, what happened to Canidae? Don't tell me another shitposter drove off a CC.

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>>7049961
I'm not that Joker cunt

>>7049966
>>7050008
>>7050011
Because he got stuck in a giraffic jam! Ha!

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>>7050030
Boooooooooo

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>>7050030
C'mon man, at least try

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>>7050030

>>7050000
check that shit

>>7050027
Seems like shitstirrer was rough on her and it was the straw that broke the camel's back, among other things going on with her irl. Shitstirrer has gotten to a lot of people recentlly.

>>7050030
I want my minute back

>>7050027
>Canidae
>Content creator
Come on senpai, she's a thread personality who has stuff made for her, I don't remember her actually making anything

>>7050091
She's written a few fanfictions, done some blind readings, and even contributed some music here and there.

>>7050091
she's a writefag, bruh.

>>7050084
found the shit-stirrer again. Lurk moar.

>>7050091
Sories and songs and readthroughs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lovelymayor/pseuds/Lovelymayor
https://soundcloud.com/user-759976853
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU8ErKC98KawU-XwxndeeA

>>7050111
>>7050084

meant to quote >>7050091
waste of trips

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hey ztg wanna hear a joke

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>>7050091
>bullying thicc wolf lady

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>>7050147
what did the stoat wife say to her husband

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>>7050091
Bro... Are you high?

>>7050153
"BSP WHEN?"

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>>7050147
>>7050153
Let's hear it

>>7050153
"please stop pretending you have a sister, I know it's you in drag"

>>7050153
"I want a divorce"

>>7050153
"that's barely a skunk."

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>>7050153
"please don't und ermine me in front of the kids"

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>>7050179
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THESE TERRIBLE PUNS

>>7050179
I hope to god you're just some anon pretending to be weaver


I know he's better than this

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>>7050179

>>7050179
Weaver you sit in the corner and think about what you did

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>>7050179

>>7050179
>und ermine
The correct term is "das Hermelin", sir.

>>7047291
>inb4 charlie ruins the date from behind the scenes just so she can get that battering ram

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>>7050030
>>7050179

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>>7050179

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>reply to shitpost of bait
>hurr baited
>dont reply
>nobody care about cc

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hey ztg wanna hear a joke

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>>7050290
Yeah!

>>7050290
don't push it, unless "it" is your beautiful dick into my warm body

>>7050290
New BSP page

>>7050290
this is going to end with bsp and i will k

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>>7050290
what animal has more lives than a cat

>>7050309
Weaver is only 80-90% gay

>>7050315
an antelope that accidentally ate a number of strange green artifacts found in the ocean?

>>7050315
another cat.

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>>7049598

>>7050315
A mario?

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>>7050315
A frog!

It croaks every night!

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>>7050315
I dunno Weav

>>7050333
What's a (((frog)))?

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>>7050333

>>7050333
You're a regular George Carlin

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>>7050328
We saw it! You can't hide it now!
>>7050333
...
the trips will not save you

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hey ztg wanna hear a joke

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>>7050369
NO

MORE

JOKES

>>7050369
Okay, where is this going, exactly? There has to be some kind of catch to it

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>>7050369
s-sure...

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>>7050369
why does an exhausted kangaroo make a poor golfer

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>>7050369

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>>7050179
THEY WORK IN PAIRS

>>7050290
>>7050315
>>7050333
HOYL AHIT MIEN SIDES AND CHECKED

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>>7050328

>7050369 (You)

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>>7050382
I dunno! Why does an exhausted kangaroo make a poor golfer?

>>7050382
BSP WHEN?

>>7050382
Because he's got no drive?

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>>7050382
why weav

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>>7050392
Because by the time the game starts, he's already out of bounds!

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>>7050409

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>>7050409
Wait

I don't get it

>>7050409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHlY5k0feVI

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>>7050421
Because the kangaroo is exhausted, they can't bound anymore!

>>7049192
Oh jeeze. Any more like this?

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>>7050436
I think I'm retarded so I'm just gonna pretend it makes sense to me

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>>7050409
Oh my.

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Fox of Pies > Fox of Lies

>>7050421
"Out of bounds" is a term used in many sports, including golf, to indicate a type of rule violation that has stopped play, for instance the ball leaving the course.

"Bounds" is also a word that can mean "jumps" or "leaps", a thing that a kangaroo does. If the kangaroo is very tired he may be "out of bounds", i.e. "has no jumps left in him".

I just wanna be a tiny mouse stuffed in Gideon's underwear for an entire day

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>>7050517

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>>7050522
oops

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>>7050524

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>>7050540

>>7050388
much more appropriate

>>7050528
I SAID UNDERWEAR YOU FUCK
IF THAT MEANS IF I'M GETTING CRUSHED I'M STAINING HIS PANTS

>>7050540
Abloo abloo we're sad

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>>7050467
Fox of (smol) Size > Fox of Pies > Fox of Lies

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>>7050546
Fini

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>>7050467
>>7050562
What's with all the best fox hate?

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>>7050540
>anti pred laws
>In a city ruled by preds
>And where preds are the dominant species
A bloo bloo bloo motherfuckers

>>7050563
>"We'll just swing by your mothers and pick up a dozen."

>>7050578
>>In a city ruled by preds
>90% of Zootopia is comprised of prey

???

>>7050561
WRONG.

A BLOO BLOO FUCKING BLOO

I'M A PREDATOR I'M A UNION OF ALL FUCKING MINORITIES PROBLEMS OF THE WORLD, COLLARED FROM BIRTH AND THEN EUTHANIZED WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY PREDS AND THEN EVERY PRED KID HAS THEIR TEETH REMOVED AND FEMALE KITS AFTER THE FIRST ARE SENT TO THE MINES TO MINE FOR COAL FOR THE PREY MINES A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOO FUCKING MISSING THE POINT OF REALISM PREJUDICE BUT HEY MAUS DID IT WITH HOLOCAUST SO ITS ALRIGHT.

>>7050578
>90% of Zootopia is prey
>dominant species
Someone has been reading too much alt-pred propaganda

>>7050540
Then adopt a pred kid.
Problem solved.

And if you're gonna pull some BS like "the same this happens, but this time with Judy being unqualified", then adopt an omnivore.

And if that still doesn't work, just get a damn goldfish.

>they kidnapped that kangaroo joey

>>7050603
But that doesn't result in a bloo lboo lboLBOOO BLOO BLOO

>>7050598
>>7050601

And who is the mayor before being framed by a race baiting bioterrorist?

>>7050563
>>7050540
>>7050533
>>7050524
>>7050517
Who are they quoting?

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>>7050636

>>7050636
Only because Bellwether got him the sheep vote

>>7050636

The ten percent's one percent.

>>7050629
It does if they overfeed the goldfish.

>>7050661
So everyone except the uppity sheep accepted the natural order of preds ruling over them.

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>>7050663
>>7050681
They'll find themselves on the receiving end of the revolution then

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>>7050841
>>7050817

>>7050636
>America has a black president therefore the blacks control America

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>>7049621

>>7050890
Well, for 8 years now, yea. Why do you think America can't get any jobs?

>>7050920
>Why do you think America can't get any jobs?
unemployment is at the lowest point in over a decade

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>>7050890
>implying the plight of the black man in America isn't all a part of Yakub's (pbuh) ultimate plan

>>7050939
Go back to HuffPo, its worse than its ever been and people are covering it up because muh narrative

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>>7049598
I was just wondering about you the other day zhan. Good to see you're around

>>7050965
>its worse than its ever been
wrong

>>7050592
man, there needs to be a story about Bonnie and Stu letting Nick and Judy adopt some of their kids. I would read the fuck out of that

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>>7050920
>>7050965

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>>7050939
wew lad

>>7050841
>>7050862
That is kind of funny and scary how close those two suits are.
AU Where Nick decides to make things better for predators by having a revolution/becoming a political figure?

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>>7050991
As would I, you think they would stick to the city or move to bunny burrow and become local officers?

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>>7050578
All joking aside, Zootopia is shown to be a pretty egalitarian society. You have preds and prey in government, in the police, no government sanctioned discrimination. Apart from a particular elephant, most of the city doesn't seem to have a problem doing business with Nick, etc.

The idea that it would still have these kinds of laws on the books is just pointless melodrama.

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Hello thread,

This isn't a blog, so I won't explain anything.

Instead, please enjoy Chapter 9 of Seeking the Wilds, the 22000 word story that started because I took a request in the thread.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7531810/chapters/20881772

>>7050012

I missed you too, anon.

>>7050091

Thank you.

>>7051121
FAT SLUT WOLF BITCH WHORE
YOU DESERVE TO BE TIED UP IN SOME PREY'S BASEMENT NOT ON THE CITY FUCKING COUNCIL
REEEEEEEE

>>7051121
Missed you Canidae

>>7051121
Good to see you haven't left us Canidae. I'm definitely gonna give this a read.

>>7051121
Canidae! How's it going?

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>>7051121
Hello Canidae!

Man, I have a lot of chapters of Seeking the Wilds to catch up on...

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>>7051155

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>>7051155

Anon, I just got back and you're already trying to turn me on?

(It's working)

>>7051162
>>7051176
>>7051182
>>7051200

Hi guys, thanks for checking in. Did I miss anything important?

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>>7051155
Yes.

Gazelle's.

>>7051275
Just reports of your (metaphorical) death, which seem to have been greatly exaggerated.

>>7051005
A long time ago, we talked about Judy never finding out about the nighthowler flowers and the city descends into civil war. I floated the idea that she would be a perfect revolutionary leader, what with her drive and idealism. It would be the perfect chance not just to put together the city she broke, but to remake it, better than it ever was.

Unfortunately I'm horribly uncreative, so so much for that.

>>7051275
just comic blowing up at canidae

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>>7051331
Not exactly.

>>7051005

JiD by Mead.

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>>7051275
I'll just say it is nice to see you here. I don't know and don't want to know what and if something happened, just remember that here you will always be welcome.
Damn, detailed ferret muzzles are hard. Goodnight thread, for tomorrow I promise a Travis.

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>>7051366
Sleep tight, tuber!

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>>7051366
Sleep tight bunner

>>7051331
I thought comic was blowing futa canidae

>>7051401
anon please, I can only get so erect

>>7051401
Comic does a lot of blowing here. it's possible.