ITT: Pokemon are real We've got Ultra Beasts now, and half

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Driftveil is partly unfrozen and We're working on making the port open again.
(driftveil last night)

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>>7044906
I AM DIALGA, THE GOD OF TIME.
WE HAVE NOT MET YET, XURKITREE.
HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE NEW REALM?

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>>7044995
Bad! Not!
Krrzzzt? Baaack?

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>>7045012
AAAAAAHHHHH

>>7045038
Quit freaking out, Zigs

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>>7045038
No yell! Not afraid? Zzzzzzrrt ffriend?

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Oh sweet! An ultra beast!
Think it knows the universal greeting?
>>7045054
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

>>7045054
Hey.
I'm curious about something.
Do you have a butt?

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>>7045089
Pweeeeeooo!
Bird! Hell oh!
>>7045092
Butt?????????

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>>7045038
Calm your tail, Zigs. I know he's (she's? they're?) scaring you, but screaming's not gonna help him chill.

>>7044947
Living the dream on the S.S. Pirate Love Boat (former the S.S. Anne, I think), out in open waters. We're heading to Alola, and might ship back out after that - there's chatter of being our own little floating haven.

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>>7045012
I WAS BROWSING THROUGH THE PREVIOUS THREAD AND I GET THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WISH TO GO BACK.
IF THAT IS THE CASE WHERE IS IT YOU WISH TO RETURN TO?

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>>7045054
H-h-h-hello
Don't eat m-me

>>7045106
Um...
It's a small orifice between your legs.

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>>7045121
Home!! No green back back home back?
No green, blue!!
>>7045132
Not eat? No eat eat. Small!
>>7045149
Wiiiiiire? Plug?

Do random people start suddenly developing psychic powers as well?

>>7045157
Ohh...I see.
You "eat" electricity, right?
Then you won't have one.
Sorry.

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>>7045106
So Xirkutree, do you have a favorite source of electricity?

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>>7045157
W-w-what even do you e-e-eat?

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>>7045157
Think of a butt like an output port, bro. You might not have one if you live off of, like, electricity.

>>7045121
Can I level with you, buddy? I'm kinda worried you're gonna, like, mess with the world even more than it's already been messed with. Please don't troll us, that's Palkia's job.

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>>7045157
I SEE.
YOUR HOME IS A PLACE OF BLUE RATHER THAN THE GREEN OF EARTH'S FOREST.
I'M AFRAID I DO NOT KNOW OF THIS PLACE, BUT EARTH'S OCEANS ARE A NICE BLUE IF YOU WISH TO GO THERE.
THERE IS ALSO A PLANET IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM MADE OF BLUE, THOUGH I AM NOT SURE IF IT POSSESSES A SOLID SURFACE.

>>7045224
Dialga, the oceans will fry Xerkitree. Don't send him there

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>>7045178
Eaaaaaaaat?
Sorry!
>>7045204
Big! The big big! Plant!
>>7045221
Zap! Electricity!
>>7045222
EW!!
>>7045224
Bluuuuuuuuue? Waterrrrr bad.

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>>7045234
>>7045243
I WAS REFERRING TO SOME OF THE RIGS WHICH XERKITREE COULD STAY ON.
WHERE ARE YOU AT THE MOMENT, XERKITREE?
>>7045222
PALKIA IS AN ASSHOLE. 'TROLLING' WAS NEVER SOMETHING I PARTICIPATED IN.

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>>7045243
Y-You seem cool I think we can be f-friends

>>7045243
What's your favorite kind of electricity?

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>>7045272
Trees? Big biiig. Trees?
Aaahhh? Forest!!
>>7045313
Friend!!! Zzzzzzzzrrrt?
>>7045348
Froooooom powerrr plant?

>>7045356
Can I be your friend too?
I mean...You seen like a nice Pokemon.
What does electricity "taste" like?

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>>7045243
What kind of plant?
Nuclear?

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>>7045448
Yes!! Friend!
Tasteszzzzzzzzz zappy!!
>>7045491
No! Zappy!!!

RPs were everyone is special and everything must be adventurous are the worst ones

>>7045676
Yeah I'm lurking until this everyone is pokemon plot chills out.
I just want to be a NEET human

>>7045558
So...
Do you like hugs?

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>>7045676
Who said everyone was special? There's not even anything particularly adventurous going on either. In this thread we're talking to a tree and dealing with the ramifications of a fuck up.
In the Discord we're discussing the potential of orgies.
>>7045722
You can be a NEET human. The 'everyone is pokemon' thing ended two threads ago. We're just cleaning up the ramifications.
>>7045558
You mean like this?

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>>7045728
Hug?? What is?
>>7045751
That!! Yes!

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>>7045676
I'm a zigzagoon. The most non special type there is

>>7045769
Well...You wrap/put your arms around somebody, and pull them against your body, for a short time.
It's basically a show of friendship, and is quite fun to do.
I'd hug you if I was there.

>Talking to a tree
what the fuck is going on

>>7045958
>he doesn't know about Xerkitree
It's an ultra beast from the new game. Basically a legendary Pokemon, and since it's a non organic electric type, it can interface with computers fairly easily.
We're teaching it to speak English.

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>>7046039
Yeah and next Necrozma will be posting here

>>7046052
Don't tempt fate, anon

>>7046052
We've already had the Sinnoh trio in here, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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>>7046072
roooar i am necrozma i have a computer in my space hell dimensionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I'm tempting fate

Personally, I think it would be cool to see Magearna here...

What harm could come from having Magearna here?

>>7046163
>I want my robot waifu here!!!
I got your number dude

>>7046187

Why would you think that a Dragon Tamer like me would want a Fairy Type as a husbando?

>>7046217
Well
1. Magerna sucks
2. Dragons suck
3. I rock

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>>7046084
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>7046248
STOP YELLING

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>>7046217
lol hows your new titless chest working out for you

>>7046476
Palkia smells

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>>7046476
Bro, what? Did you, like, steal her assets? What did she do to piss you off?

>>7046476

Excuse me? My wish is still valid, you know!

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>>7046533
i did
cause tits are gross :^)
>>7046521
yeah
like ur gurls puss ;^)

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>>7046583
Fuck you say? You wanna get your shit knocked out?

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>>7046580
lol yeah
your wish came true
but tits are gross
so i titnapped them :^)
>>7046599
lmao come at me fag

>>7046599

Nobody let him out of that bottle, please!

I survived The Hoopaning the first time it happened and don't want to deal with a Second Hoopaning!

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>>7046617
Coming!

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>>7046617
ur still a fucboi. dailga is way cooler.

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>>7046599
Those colours melding together, those rings accenting it all, those ferocious teeth.
I have to draw you!

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>>7046650
fuk u rodent
do i need to show you the butt trick
>>7046639
lol catch me first faggot

>>7046635

Hell, I'm the one who came up with the term The Hoopaning in the first place...

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>>7046635
I don't even need to go full Buu to kick this guy's ass.
>>7046665
Draw me? Hey hey this is something I can get behind!
Get my good side!
>>7046677
Nah I'm booooooored of you now.

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>>7046617
You're telling me she -wasted a bona-fide wish on tits-? Please tell me you're joking. That's, like, not even funny it's so dumb.

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Oh, Palkia...

Here's what I look like in the wish universe.

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>>7046690
all talk no chase then
shame :^)
>>7046708
she did
the tits are in turts safe keeping
not on him
just with him
>>7046719
not anymore
>yoinks tits

>>7046708

I pretty much had to, dude. I'm turning into a Dragon Type.

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>>7046690
Working on it.
I think this is turning quite lovely.

>>7046727

Dialga says wishes made to Jirachi are safe from your grasp, Palkia.

>>7046743
>Dragon Type
>Salazze
>Dragon
>DRAGON
>IMPLYING
NIGGA ITS A FIRE/POISON

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>>7046727
Later! I'm doing cooler stuff!
>>7046769
You got good taste, bud! When I get my whole form you're gonna have to do a follow up. Then you can be my servant, how's that sound?

>>7046797

The wish turned everyone into the Pokémon that person is most like personality-wise, and people call me a Human Salazzle since all my Pokémon are male Dragon Types, so naturally I turn into a Salazzle in the wish universe.

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>>7046779
I SAID NO SUCH THING
I SAID THAT I COULD NOT FORCE JIRACHI TO GRANT YOU A WISH
I ALSO SAID THAT I COULD NOT STOP YOU FROM SPENDING A WISH ON SUCH THINGS
THE WISH IS ALREADY GRANTED, IF PALKIA WISHES TO REMOVE YOUR... ASSETS... THEN THAT IS HIS BUSINESS

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>>7046819
H-how did you do that?!
You just posted the painting, I've finished.
And now its gone, gone from my easel.

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>>7046819
nigga you aint gonna find anything cooler than me
....
except kyurem
niggas fucking cold

>>7046851

You also said you couldn't interfere with wishes made to Jirachi.

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>>7046855
Let's call it magic, eh? You're really good at this whole drawing thing, y'know?
You oughta sell for higher.
>>7046872
That frozen chicken? No way!

>>7046851

Besides, the wish specifically states "NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO ME", remember?

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>>7046881
YES. I CANT INTERFERE WITH THEM WHILE THEY ARE BEING MADE. I CAN'T GO BACK AND TIME AND STOP YOU FROM MAKING THAT WISH. HOWEVER, ONCE THE WISH IS FINISHED THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.
IF YOU WISH FOR A CANDY BAR I CAN NOT STOP YOU. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T COME AND TAKE THE CANDY BAR AFTERWARDS.

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>>7046851
hey! it's my favorite guy!

how have you been dialgy?

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>>7046881
you're saying that dialga is lying?
now that's desperate dragontitless

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>>7046908
lmao nigga you still technically have tits
the magic tits still exist
they are
with a friend ;^)
>>7046905
gotta admit
hes pretty cold

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>>7046905
Oh I do, but I just love to hang around on this place.
Not to mention that I can just do whatever here, instead of having to keep listening to clueless people about exactly how they want their painting done.

>>7046909

Even if you win now, I'm still turning into a Dragon Type. Dragons live for thousands of years, so what's to stop me from doing the same next time Jirachi wakes up?

>>7046949
Common sense.

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>>7046849
Uh, sis? You know that's, like, not a compliment, right? It's, uh, sort of a serious insult.

>>7046855
Legendaries, man. Just chill out and help me eat some pancakes or something.
I made lots of pancakes. Pic related.

>>7046929

You said they're with Turt...

Turtwig or Turtonator?

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>>7046949
too bad you're not a dragon type right?
you're poison fire and if you don't shut up i'll bulldoze your ass to oblivion

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>>7046914
THE SALAZZLE INSISTS ON ARGUING WITH ME OVER THE WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE
I BELIEVE SHE DOES NOT TRUST MY WORD
AND IT SEEMS THAT SHE IS TRYING TO ALTER WHAT I HAVE SAID
IT IS BECOMING QUITE IRRITATING
>>7046949
SALAZZLE IS NOT A DRAGON TYPE
SALAZZLE IS A SALAMANDER
YOU WILL LIVE ANOTHER 20 YEARS TOP

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>>7046993
what time era was the best?

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>>7046977
nah
i changed my mind
its with
>>7046980
>>7047017
>>7046976
>>7046942
and
>>7045491
if you wanna get your cloaca kicked that badly ;^)

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>>7047048
w-what if i return em? what ya gonna do f-f-fag?

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>>7047061
why would you do that
im promising never to bug you again as long as you guys watch over the tits

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>>7047072
............DEAL

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>>7047017
THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS
IT FELT MORE WELCOMING
THERE WERE NO HUMANS AND MORE CREATURES LOOKED LIKE I

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>>7046993
Twenty tops? Damn. What's typical for a Raichu, I forget? Please tell me it's not, like, three.

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>>7047081
I hope this works out.
You just made a deal with a legendary.

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>>7047072
don't worry ray alread took care of that thing and if she tries to attack us we will beat her up.
also i'm a cuter girl than that dumb salazzle.

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>>7047109
WE made the deal.

the keepers of tits

>>7047092
that era sounds scary. everything would want to eat me :(

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>>7047102
....
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE POKEMON JELLICENT

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>>7047072
What's her Level? I'm really hoping she's "wipe a full team that's Super-Effective against her" ripped.

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>>7047149
I was out painting!
Ugh never mind, were all in the same boat, I got your back buddy.

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>>7047153
>>7047162
rip brochu

>All these pokemon
Man where the humans at?

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>>7047153
Welp. I'll try to eat healthy and beat the odds. Thanks for the warning, at least.

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>>7047162
Atleast It will happen during something he enjoys the heck out off.
He didn't got told when it will happen atleast.

>>7047215
They aren't online at the moment
They'll probably be online in a few hours

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WHAT?! I FUCKING THREW THOSE NASTY HUMAN FLESH BREASTS INTO A FURNACE AND CHARED THOSE FUCKERS, IF THAT DIDN'T DESTROY THEM THEN ITS IN A WATER GRAVE INSIDE OF THE VAN

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>>7047444
oh
well
theyre indestructible
so you guys are the 'keepers of the tits' now :^)

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>>7047468
I'm not gonna paint the group protecting a jar of tits.
And you just lost your painting privileges.
No paintings of you no more.

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>>7047468
Well don't let the Slutty Salazzle of the South... I mean Dragontamer get her hands on them

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I LOVE MY DUSTOX

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>>7047642
Good for you, make sure to cherish that love

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>>7047642
I k-kind of like your dustix to.

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>>7047715
>>7047717
He's perfect

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>>7047814
Yeah he is

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>>7047642
Did you, dress up a male Dustox as a female?

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>>7047814
Would chill with / 10.
You two get along pretty well, bro?

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>>7047915
Thank you!
>>7047981
He likes it a lot.
>>7048080
Of course we do. He's super soft and cuddly. Plus he's a great fighter.

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>>7048132
>He likes it a lot.
a-are you sure?

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>>7048132
Well all is good if he does like it a lot.
Never met a Dustox yet though.

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>>7048190
Sure as sugar.
>>7048248
I'll see if he would wanna go post sometime.

>>7048359
Never met a pink Dustov either.

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>>7048435
It's probably a lighting trick. Might be a photo from, like, a club.

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>>7048359
Sad to see hoenn sinking. Pretty sure your Dustox would love it here in Unova once the ice is cleared. The spring is always calm and temperate. Plus Shale would love to play around with him. She loves bug types for whatever reason.

>>7048435
Just a trick of the light.
>>7048543
That's cute! Yeah I've been packing light and I'm gonna fly outta here soon. I was thinking Kalos but Unova might be better.

>>7048576
Not yet. Unova still has Plasma running around so if you come here, be on guard. Kalos might be a better bet. Good luck on your flight and i wish you the best of luck. I'm from Driftveil.

>>7048604
I've always wanted a Cofagrigus and a lot of the Unovan pokemon are really interesting so I might stop by anyway.
I'll help with your problem as much as I can!

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This is Buddy. Not sure if this microphone-text thing works right. I need a 10-13. Currently heading south-bound on Route 39. Fog's real bad out here can't see a thing. A jogging snorlax could outrun my big rig. Does it get any clearer in Olivine?

>>7045676
The only special thing we've done is luck out and find Jirachi, everything else has been fallout from that.

>>7048790
10-4 Buddy, this is Driftwood. I got some eyes in the area and Olivine is starting to clear but be on your guard. Best if you pull over and stop till the fog clears enough

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>>7048742
Good luck, bro. Plasma are tough and crazy, not a great combo.
>>7048800
That was you guys? Remind me to give you a hug.

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>>7048856
Yes, as I've explained several times, that was us. I'm the dumbass who wrote the last wish tag.

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>>7048800
You know from now on I'm not granting a world changing wish until we've talked it out and had a vote.

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>>7048869
WE DID HAVE A VOTE
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE
WE FUCKING ASKED EVERYONE AND NO ONE COMPLAINED UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE.

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>>7048890
I don't die or anything, dummy.
Your fault, you abused limitless power.

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>>7048907
I said awake, you're supposed to fuck off back to sleep after granting all your wishes, right?

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>>7048845
Thanks for the heads-up. I'll pull over as soon as I find a spot where the road actually has a shoulder. Damn the people who decided to make all the roads out here "scenic vistas" instead of having at least one or two highways that go straight east and west.

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>>7048923
Eh it's been a while and those ones didn't really make me tired. I could probably do a few more.

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>>70489071
I AM THE ONE WHO TOLD THEM SUCH A WISH WOULD BE ALRIGHT

>>7048940
Move to 3rd gear. That route has been known to have brake failures from over usage.

>>7048999
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REPLY TO
>>7048907

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>>7048907
YOU

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>>7048999
>>7049013
Nice trips I love threes.
You see all aspects of time, you should have known this was a bad idea. Especially the whole shoving two universes together thing.

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>>7049037
THE TIMELINE IN WHICH I WAS RUNNING WAS NOT DESTINED TO MERGE WITH ANOTHER
THAT ONE WAS PALKIAS FAULT
AND THE TIMELINE IN WHICH THE WISH OCCURRED SHOWED NO LITTLE ILL CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ACTION IN COMPARISON TO THE BENEFITS

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>>7049027
Hey, nerd.
>>7049074
I mean we could wish it back or something? I dunno I'm not the time guy. I barely know the time in Hoenn. 4:06PM?

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>>7049092
THERE IS A WOMEN WHO USED A WISH ON TITS
SHE SEEMS TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PROTECTS HER TITS FROM BEING REMOVED EVER AND CALLED ME A LIAR
PALKIA LATER REMOVED HER TITS
AS LONG AS WISHES ARE NOT WISHED ON SOMETHING AS FRIVOLOUS AGAIN I CARE NOT

>>7049092
Can you bring people back from the dead?

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>>7049120
Yeah if she wanted invincible tits she really should have said that in her wish.
>>7049128
Yeah? I dunno I've had people do it but it takes a lot out of me so I never see what the result is. You might wanna specify how old they should be and anything specific you want them to remember.

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>>7049007
10-4, downshifting now. Can't wait to get out to clear weather. It's kinda creepy out here. Keep thinking I'm seeing something off to the left.

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>>7049167
Would it be easier to change a friend's species?

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>>7049167
Hey, bro? How frivolous is wishing for a lifespan that's longer than three years max? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

>>7045491
so, how is being a birb going for you?

>>7049183
Focus on the road, Buddy. Don't get out of the truck and if you can't see the road, stop and park. The fog should already be clear in your area. It's possible that some Team Rocket pockets may be in the area an using pokemon to affect the weather.

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>>7049204
Yeah that's not too hard. Who you thinking of?
>>7049227
I mean you could but Raichu can live to be pretty old as far as I know. Unless Alolan Rais die fast.

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>>7049283
Can you turn me into a cool pokemon like aron?

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>>7049233
It's going pretty nice
Different, but nice
Feathers are comfy
>>7049283
I've got a Zigzagoon friend who hates his life
We're still waiting for him to decide on what he'd rather be
Is there a limit on his choices?

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>>7049092
A chance to fix some of my mistakes!?
Alright, small shit first, got something that I need for a friend.
There's a Zigzagoon with us on this boat.
He really, really hates being a Zigzagoon, could you like, change him to another pokemon? He says he wants to be an Aron.
Same friend as >>7049204 for reference

>>7049283
Dialga said this dude dies violently to a jellycent in three years or so.

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>>7049322
HE ACTUALLY BECOMES A JELLICENT AFTER DEATH

>>7049342
...thank you for clarifying, I misunderstood that.

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>>7049257
That would be cute if it was. Trailer ain't got cargo, and if it is some wanna-bes pulling that, they're gonna find out what happens when you mess with with someone who worked under old-school Rocket.

I think you might be onto something though. Fog's uneven and something *did* move. I think I saw a tail.

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>>7049283
I hope Dialga's pulling my leg, but he was implying I got a three year fuse.
As for fixing mistakes, well, helping >>7049322
's buddy comes first.

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>>7049318
Aron? The little metal guy? I can do that, you sure?
>>7049321
I can do anything except legendaries pretty much.
>>7049322
Yeah I'm seeing what he wants.
>>7049342
>>7049352
Say what?

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>>7049375
AFTER DEATH THE RAICHU REINCARNATES AS THE FIRST STAGE OF A JELLICENT DUE TO THE NATURE OF HIS DEATH

>>7049369
Keep flood lights off and put on a thin pair of glare reducers. Drive safe, Buddy

>>7049398
I REMEMBER THE NAME NOW.
THE POKEMON I WAS THINKING OF IS CALLED 'FRILLISH'

Hey tryantrum guy, you get fugged by your dinosaur yet?

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>>7049375
Uhh could I wish for Hoenn to get unsunk?
It got fucked up pretty hard.

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>>7049416
No. Been a bit busy, hoping to do that soon though.

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>>7049398
Too bad I can't grant my own wishes or I'd wish you'd be wrong 50% of the time.
>>7049430
Yep, you can do that.

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>>7049375
So do you do wishes related to sexual stuff rachy? If so i wish to master (that since the most humans became pokemon and he's and audino now, can you make him more durable? Sometimes i break his bones during sex can you stop that from happening?

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>>7049398
>>7049375
You're great, yo, but I gotta ask:
how pissed would you two be if I wished to, er, push that off a few more years? Like, on a scale of "cool with me" to "next to boob-wish-gal on the Unified Legendary Shitlist?"

>>7049442
That?'s not a wish yet just a question?

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>>7049375
nvm i died

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>>7049441
THERE IS THE POTENTIAL FOR ME TO BE WRONG IF HE TAKES CONTROL OF HIS DEATH AND CHOOSES A DIFFERENT ONE
>>7049451
IT MATTERS NOT. YOU WILL DIE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND YOU WILL COME BACK AS ONE THING OR ANOTHER. ALL THIS CHANGES IS THE DATE.

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>>7049442
Oh, no, sis, no...
Welp. Looks like we're on the Unified Legendary Shitlist.

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>>7049442
DO NOT WASTE A WISH ON SOMETHING SO FRIVOLOUS
DRINK MILK AND PRACTICE CAUTION

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>>7049477
They'll just ignore me anyway

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>>7049442
You suuuuuure? Can't you just be more careful?
>>7049451
I mean you're just pushing back the inevitable but I can do that. You sure?
>>7049473
Rest in peace, man.
>>7049475
I'm just messing, bud.

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>>7049508
I'll try to be more careful everyone is complaining at me so i will not make the wish

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>>7049403
Don't worry, I'm not using floods or high-beams. Something's coming up on the right, found a place to pull in and wait the fog out. kinda empty but the lights are on and....

...you gotta be kidding me.

Could they be any more obvious?!

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>>7049508
Right, uh, no wishes used yet, right?
Alright, time to fix some fuckups.

First thing, uh, last I saw, half of Hoenn was on fire and the other half was getting hit by a tsunami. Basically I want a reset on that entire region, just... put it back the way it was before the wish, minus the fact that a lot of people got turned into pokemon. Maybe make a few hundred into something other than mankeys?

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>>7049508
Well... as much as I wanna push it back, and I really wanna push it back, it would be a dick move to go for that instead of unfucking Hoenn.
Let's go for fixing the damage done to Hoenn as much as possible.

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>>7049537
Well make em drink milk and be less rough.
>>7049575
Kinda genius if you ask me.
>>7049582
>>7049588
>Third eye opens
>Hoenn is reset
Granted!

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>>7049614
lol jirachi
my dude
is it possible for dragontitless to wish for her tits back
because that would be terrible and id prefer if she didnt waste wishes like that
also because tits are gross

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>>7049637
your gross

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>>7049652
tits are gross
i simply dont want her to waste wishes on that shit
but glad to see you missed me gasball

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>>7049637
Its sort of out of my jurisdiction to say no to a wish. That's usually why I ask people if they're sure.
I'll do my best to avoid her, how's that?

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>>7049679
aight, sounds cool to me
while im here do you want anything
like
a fucking soda or something

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>>7049614
-Thank you so much-, bro! It feels good to have that off my conscience.

I'm not sure I should be part of any other wishing. Don't wanna be a hog or anything, y'know?

Question
If a Gastly possesses a sword, does he become a Honedge?

>>7049575
Well, shit. That's kinda pathetic how that diner is set up.

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>>7049614
Okay i promise rachy

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>>7049688
Soda's still a thing? Heck yeah man, please and thank you!
>>7049702
No problem, can't say no anyway. Hope ya feel better now.
>>7049742
Good luck, uh, Croagy?

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>>7049575
That's, like, hiding in plain sight. Nobody would think it's seriously it, it's so obvious.

You, er, might wanna stay in the truck, bro. Rocket's crew aren't crazy, but they're tougher and usually brighter than the Skulls back home.

>>7044947
does the artist know Tyrantrum is only like 8 feet tall?

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>>7049637
If she tries i'll break her hand

>>7049760
Dinosaurs are measured at the hip. The character is ~5', so that Tyrantrum is only slightly bigger than average

>>7049431
how much are you able to fit now btw?

>>7049887
2 1/2 fists, 3 quarts.
Bird cloacas stretch more than human anuses.

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>>7049755
what kind bro

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>>7049916
Coke? Sprite? I'm not picky.

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>>7049942
.... fug it dude.
heres a soda machine a bust open
>soda machine pops in
and some of those ....
kalos....
thingys.

>>7049900
wait tyran-anon is a birb?

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>>7049988
Sweet! Thanks for the weird cupcakes too.
Hey you can make stuff why don't YOU grant wishes?

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>>7049431
I became a bird after the Wish
I'm this guy
>>7049431

>>7049803
not in the pokedex
his model in game reflects his size as well
he's a manlet anon

>>7050057
Yes, but the Tyrantrum in the picture is supposed to be realistic rather than based on the in game model
It doesn't stand like an 30's T-Rex, so it's off model anyway

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>>7049614
>>7049711
Oh it get's better! They're playing the theme!
And they're being serious about it!
I don't know whether to be mad or nostalgic! All the times Holly and I practiced those same dumb lines. Prepare for trouble, make it double. This is straight up memory lane shit for me.

Be right, gonna step out and see what these bozos are after...

>>7050183
Stay safe

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>>7050034
i dont make things lil' dude
i move things
and remove things
making stuff is dads thing

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>>7050183
Stay safe, bud!
>>7050189
>Third eye opens
>You feel another ~20 years added to yourself
>Give or take
Granted!
>>7050235
Really? But I can make stuff, I think. Are you saying I'm as strong as him?

>>7050286
I doubt you're on his level, it's more like you're a different type of powerful from Dialga and Palkia, you also can't grant your own wishes, a restriction the others don't have.

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>>7050286
I feel... relieved, but kinda dirty for asking. Thank you. If there's anything I can do for you, just, like, ask.

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>>7050286
sorry bro
your powerful
but dad doesnt have restrictions
also doesnt need to sleep after making things

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>>7049495
btw you were right dialga. fuck you.

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>>7050337
I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU TOOK YOUR FATE INTO YOUR OWN 'HANDS'

>>7050042
heh, you going to lay an egg?

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>>7050359
I'm still a dude
Can't lay eggs.

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>>7050311
I have convinced a few humans to make wishes that benefit me. Part of the reason I wake up every like 10 months rather than thousand years. Humans are easy to manipulate.
>>7050327
No shaaaaame. Be happy!
>>7050335
I don't sleep that long!!

>>7050235
Speaking of your father, has Arceus ever posted in this thread?

>>7050371
Can I get a wish?

Virbank City is cool... but we got an ass load of Celesteela shoving our refinery pipes up it's vagina and Kartanas slicing those pipes up out of jealousy. It's cool since now our air isn't polluted...but the Celesteelas are burning our city up and it fucking sucks

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>>7050371
you still do though
dad doesnt
>>7050375
not yet
kinda hope he doesnt
>>7050386
you better not be tits lady ffs

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>>7050386
Depends is it gonna collapse humanity as we know it? I mean not that I can stop you so shoot.
>>7050422
Someday I will! Or I'll have a human slave that I can use for my own gain.

>>7050311
Except for Doom Desire

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>>7050446
lol just go get a pokemon servant like giratina and dialga did

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>>7050192
>>7050286
OK, everything's fine. Apparently, there's these four teenagers who bought anold diner and decorated it with their parent's old Team Rocket memorabilia. Seriously, Rocket had a corporate store you could by all sorts of knock-knacks from. Well, the diner's theme wasn't attracting much business, so they figured they'd get their pokemon to fog up the place, getting cars to stop here and maybe get a bite to eat, then they'd let up on the fog. The theme music, was part of some greeting act, the lines were changed to promote the food they serve. I feel kinda bad for 'em. They're not robbers, but they're heading to lawsuit country if they keep pulling this to get business.

The interior isn't half bad. Gonna order some food.

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>Pokemon are real
>Only see avatarfags

>mfw

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>>7050582
>yfw there are no ids

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>>7050473
I'll think on it. I need someone really desperate.
>>7050550
Wishing you a great time!
>>7050582
Please save me they're holding me hostage.

>>7050582
Just curious, because this has been the Pokemon rp thread for 25 threads now, but what were you hoping for?

>>7050550
That's a real shame. It's a goo idea but yeah. Save some frys for your girafarig

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Dialga, uh, mind if I ask about how I'm gonna die?

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>>7050611
I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW
BUT I CAN ASK YOU HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE TWO POKEMON;
LITWICK AND DUSKULL

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>>7050643
not him but not to bad imho fampai.

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>>7050643
...huh, so I either die alone or accidentally lead someone with me.
I have a general idea of how that's gonna play out, knowing myself and the situations I've found myself in.

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>>7050643
Can i have a hint how i die?

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>>7050600
>>7050610
The food is *really* good. Ordering up a lot more for the trip home, Definately gonna get something for girafarig, good quality.

Hey, do any of y'all have any ideas on how to get business for a good but badly-themed restaurant?

>>7050446
I wish for humans and pokemon to be able to interbreed (using dittos as intermediaries), also for there to be a shit ton of lewd dittos now

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>>7050860
you find chocolate in the trashcan.

>>7050892
wat tha fuck have u done?

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>>7050860
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PUMPKABOO
>>7050871
BEFORE YOU ASK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU: GASTLY

>>7050912
hey man, at least I didn't pull a dragontits and wish for something horribly disruptive like having EVERY person turn into pokemon

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>>7050871
Not to brag but I do kinda grant wishes. Or you know get em on yelp or the news?
>>7050892
Wait wh-
>Third eye opens
>Your terrible wish is granted
at?

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>>7050892
Uh, bro? You do know you're gonna be, like, higher on the Unified Legendary Shit List than... nevermind. you're totally not gonna budge, hu?

>>7050932
Better, honestly. I have a good feeling im not gonna be gone for a while then, even after i die. Thank you, Dialga.

>>7050871
No idea. Sorry, buddy.

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>>7050949
AT WHAT COST

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>>7050949
Oh, Arceus, we are all so, so, screwed.

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>>7050983
....
YOU WONT BE GONE LONG, BUT YOU DONT HAVE LONG HERE EITHER.
I TAKE IT YOU DONT KNOW HOW PUMPKABOO ARE MADE.

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>>7050985
>>7050995
I'M SORRY!

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>>7050949
JIRACHI
WOULD IT NOT BE EASIER TO ALTER THE WISH SO THAT ALL THINGS CAN INTERBREED?

>>7050949
>>Your terrible wish is granted
hey, people and pokemon were already fugging, I just wished for there to be an option for those in love who wanted bebbys

>>7050950
really? I would think that causing Dialgia/Palkia to copypaste and merge universes would be higher up on the shitlist than wishing for consenting individuals to interbreed and for what is basically some daycare dittos strewn about

>>7050997
I live in Unova. So, no, i don't have an idea.

>>7051021
i wish for everything to be reset
no one will remember anything

>>7051068
What? No!

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>>7051050
YOU HAVE UNTIL THE HUMAN FESTIVAL KNOWN AS 'HALLOWEEN'
>>7051068
THAT IS THE ONLY KIND THAT CAN NOT BE GRANTED
I WISH FOR HIS WISH TO BE NULL AND VOID

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>>7051068
does that mean I will be not kill?

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>>7051026
I mean I guess? Just say the word and I'll fix it.
>>7051047
Yeah but-
>>7051068
Uh...
>>7051086
Uhhhhhhh...
Granted?

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>>7051079
>>7051086
>>7051102
kekeke

>>7051102
I specifically wish for the need of dittos to be involved, that way there aren't any unwanted eggs
If you're using a ditto you're specifically going out of your way to get eggs

>>7051086
....Thank you for the heads up. I'll do what i can with the time i have left. I'm just a bit disappointed, im 20 and my birthday isn't until november. Halloween is 2 days before my birthday.

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>>7050932
Um...what?

>>7050949
I wouldn't waste a wish, though I could try to contact all the old Rocket crew and try to put this place on the map. Don't know much about social media

>>7050983
That's alright

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>>7051140
Well ookay.
Granted.
>>7051187
Yeah I'm getting a bit tired, uh, wow. Good luck with your thing I'm gonna
go
take a nap

What just happened why is everyone freaking out over a wish

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>>7051217
GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE

>>7051217
CAN I BE YOUR SEX SLAVE PLEASE

>>7051266
BECAUSE OF THE SECOND HALF
DITTOS
DITTOS EVERYWHERE
THEY'RE ON THE FUCKING SHIP

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>>7051217
Take care, OK? I hope the next crew you run into are better wishers and better bros than us.

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Are we abusing wishes again? Bzzzt!

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>>7051549
yes we are. shit is DEAD funny.

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>>7051549
someone wished for lewd dittos and now this is happening

>>7051549
some idiot wished for humans and pokemon to be able to breed

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>>7051564
You people!
>>7051603
Is that why there's a ditto in my fridge?
>>7051627
Yuck!

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>>7051642
I thought it was funny!

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hello
how are you all
its me again

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>>7051696
hey hows it going?

get a better internet connection?

I've never felt so alive myself.

>>7051696
Pretty good. How are things going between you and your trainer?

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>>7051696
On one hand, beware dittos.
On the other hand, you can lay an egg with your human now.

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>>7051658
These dittos are crazy.
>>7051696
Hey hey! How are you doin', pal?

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>>7051696
Girafarig! I see you! You got that camera working! I'm over at a diner on 39. I'm gonna be bringing in a haul of food, should be home by nightfall! It's great to see you! How do you like this site?

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>>7051714
connection is still the same
text is fine camera is old

>>7051716
buddy is not back home yet but i feel things are good

>>7051723
what is wrong with the dittos
and what do you mean

>>7051727
i am doing good and

>>7051794
buddy
buddy
buddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddybuddy
youre going to be home tonight
i cant wait
i missed you
everyone is nice here
i am so happy you are coming home

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>>7051871
Someone wished for a bunch of lewd dittos to appear, and for Pokemon and humans to be able to interbreed with the help of dittos

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>>7051896
uh

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>>7051871
Hahaha. Good luck with your buddy!
>>7051921
Oh yeah be careful of those. Bzzzt!

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>>7051896
>>7051968
Well....this got awkward quick.

>>7051921
I'm about to get back on the road. I'm gonna hammer down get home quick as I can. Love you, Girafarig! See you when I get home!

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>>7051921
I know, bro. The S.S. Pirate Love here is kinda throwing our local dittos off at the next island. They didn't want to hear "no" for an answer.