Hunger Games Thread Best Wallpaper and Music Edition https

>>7039572
>In The Aeroplane Over the Sea
nice meme album

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>>7039572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc

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>>7039572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-f1ZqUxfC8

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_y1kCUrLfVg

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>>7039572
>Needs to be updated with Mewtwo and Beavis but whatever.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St6lJaiHYIc

>>7039606
That no pump-a-rum.

>>7039620
The fuck happened to Nigel Thornberry?

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>>7039572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA
(God I'm a normie when it comes to music.)

>>7039641
Who?

>>7039641
kek

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>>7039639

>>7039647
>not knowing who Nigel Thornberry is
SMASHING

>>7039681
I know who he is. Just didn't remember him. That show was a long time ago mang...

>>7039694
Do you remember that fucking Rugrats crossover?
I do.

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>>7039572
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k

Thanks for making the thread for me

>>7039706
Only thing I remember is Tommy and that huge green fucking dinosaur.

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>>7039572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVdNpdhSiQ

>>7039717
Riptar, wasn't it?

>>7039572
I'll post mine if you give me some oats, brother.

>>7039721
>Furry Porn
TARGET LOCKED

>>7039721
Slowpoke?

>>7039729
Reptar, but yeah.

>>7039738
dmg no

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>>7039572
I'm worth a whole ava chart myself. I'm basically the perfect babe magnet. Here's a taste of the music i'm into for all you interested females.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc

Post the best game slides ever.

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>>7039572

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>>7039794
THAT'S ALOT OF BREAD

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>>7039794

>>7039788
Can you post the image of the girl on the right for me?

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>>7039809
>>7039817

Good night, hg

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>>7039794

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>>7039822

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>>7039572

>>7039830
Kill yourself

>>7039839
Thank (You)

>>7039839
No idea who that is

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>>7039834

>>7039850
You Watanabe

>>7039841
>kissu

>>7039850
It's (You).

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>>7039572
You may praise me now.

>>7039874
Huge faggot/10

>>7039874
Super gayboy

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>>7039874
Bitchboy/10

>>7039874
car/10

>>7039874
My husbando

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>>7039883
>>7039889
>>7039892
Please guys, I'll do ANYTHING to avoid this kind of treatment~

>>7039913
Kill it with fire/10

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>>7039870
>Haku wipes it off with one of her detached sleeves and takes a sip from her bottle.
Ehh..

>>7039913
*spanks*

>>7039913
>grabs the whip and chains

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>>7039874
>have we ever had a mimi?

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>>7039936
>the whip is taken and Subaru is chain
>all he can do is yell bad words over and over again

>>7039939
Nope. Go ahead and use the burger cat if you really want to.

>>7039957
>Cuts balls off.

>>7039920
>Anon looks at her bottle and strokes his chin while wondeing what it'd be like to take a sip from it.
Hey again. You're looking brighter than usual.

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>>7039970
>screaming and yelling occur
>he cries but eventually dies because the anon forgot to make sure the bleeding stopped
>respawns and stays far away from anon

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>A door appears out of nowhere with a sign reading "Magic Club"
>The door appears to be slightly cracked open

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>>7039994
>shuts the door and sits in front of it so it can't be open again

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>>7039983
Is that because I'm so pale..?
>She gives her bottle a thousand yard stare.
>>7039994
>Haku does a magic trick, she makes the sake in her bottle disappear.

>>7039999
>>7040014
>7040014
>Knocking can be heard on the other side of the door
Hello?

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>>7039994
I like magic!
>Smolgore tugs on the handle of the door. Unfortunately it is so heavy, he cannot open it.
Open...you...stupid...mmph!

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>>7040018
>Haku gives the door the laziest attempt at trying to open it.

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>>7040018
>Subaru doesn't say a thing and continues sitting in front of the door

>>7040014
Usually, yes. But you seem a little less pale this time. Is it the booze?

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>>7040018
Nobody's home! Now buzz off!

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>>7040018
Moshi Moshi, is this the local caterer?

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>>7040043
No.. I had a.. Good holiday with my family..
>She seems to be drinking rather infrequently, at least infrequent for her.

>>7040088
Really? That's wonderful.
>Although he can't tell if she's drinking less from just a glance, he does give her a light hug to celebrate.
Happy New Years, three days later.

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>>7040038
>>7040034
>>7040019
>>7040044
>>7040076
>The door bursts open and a slew of cards hits everyone in the face
>A girl wearing a magician's hat and cape is standing there with a stupid grin on her face
WELCOME everyone to the Mag...ic..
>Her face turns pale as she immediately rushes over to the nearest trashcan and throws up her lunch

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>>7040141
>Smolgore rubs his face where a card hit him.
Ow! Why'd'ya-?!
>Smolegore cannot even finish his sentence before the human rushes past him and pukes into a garbage can.
...Are'ya okay?

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>>7040141
>He gets even more irritated than before, burning up all of the cards with his flame breath before turning to face the girl.
Hey! What kind of magic show is this!?
If I had gave you any money! I would feel scammed right about now!

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>>7040141
>the door bursts open, sending Subaru flying away from the door. The explosion leaves his back torn up and all he can do is moan in pain

>>7039721
Wow.

We really never would have guessed.

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>>7040138
>She seems a little shocked, her grip on the bottle falters and she nearly drops it.
I guess I missed them more than I realized...
>>7040141
>Haku stares at the card then at the puking child.
Can't hold their alcohol..?

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>>7039572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNbabKjKpA

Seems quiet here.

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>>7040141
Oi, what the hell kind of magic is this suppose to be?
>Afterwards Gintoki runs toward the trashcan, unable to contain his sweet breakfast as he begins to puke all over as well.

>>7040206
gay kys kissu faggot

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>>7040241
Thanks!

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>>7040173
>>7040177
>>7040206
>>7040239
>>7040227
I-I'm fine and I'm sorry about all of that! I've got some really good medicine for times like these.
>The girl dumps a whole lotta nothing into her palm and proceeds to take her "perscription"
And drink it up! So uh...do you guys want to see some m-magic?

>>7040253
>rubs cock

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>>7040230
>Hey Eddy, let's hear a joke!

>>7040255
But...ya'didn't take any medicine.

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>>7040255
>the groans and moans get louder and his back starts bleeding from the explosion.
Forget your introduction and help me!
Actually, no! Someone who isn't that swine help me! My back feels like a bears been scratching at it for hours on end!

>>7040227
>He releases the hug when he notices how surprised she is, clasping his hands over hers to prevent the bottle for falling.
Safe. It's natural to miss your family if they aren't a bunch of jerks, they give you a lot of love and everyone loves being loved.

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>>7040230
What's good my edge loving friend?

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>>7040268

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>>7040255
Alright! Fine! Amuse me! It better be the best magic I've ever seen!

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>>7040305

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>>7040316
Hey, Eddo! What happened to the guy who stole a calendar?

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>>7040323
"He got twelve months!"

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>>7040255
Magic..?
>Haku rests her bottle against her cheek thinking about something.
Do you know how to make things appear..?
>>7040278
>She looks down at the man's hands on her own.
Hmm.. I already know that.. I just didn't realize how long it had been..

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>>7040255
>A loud audible sigh exclaims as Gintoki slumps to the floor, He stares at the girl with his dead eyes.
You're going to have to pay for my parfait! Who knows about a magician who can't bring back my lunch huh?

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>>7040328
>>7040323
>>7040316
What a dork.

>>7040328
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>7040294
Finally got back to working on my DD speedrun file.

What about you?

holy shit kill yourself hg cancer

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>>7040268
>>7040312
>>7040339
>>7040335
I can perform all kinds of magic! And um...No refunds on the parfait. Alright! Now that I'm feeling all better it's for the new member magic show! Now let's begin!
>Something appears to be moving inside of her hat and before you know it a small pigeon pokes it's head out from under the brim of her hat and takes flight
H-Hey where are you going Bahamut! The show hasn't even started yet!

>>7040274
I-I'm really sorry I didn't know you were on the other side of the do...
>The magician throws up again, this time all over your chest

>>7040335
>He doesn't appear to notice that, instead looking a bit sheepish at his misunderstanding.
Hehe, my bad. How long had it been?

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>>7040351
Maybe later

>>7040230
>hugs

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>>7040344
Hey, I don't see you making the jokes around here, smart guy. By the way, that little gag cost you all a quarter. Pay the man!

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>>7040362
O-Oh god, I'm gonna...
>the combine smell of the girls throw-up and his own blood becomes too much for him, ending with him throwing up and his own chest as well
Please do something about this! I can't take this agonizing pain anymore. I-I feel like I'm about to pass out and die...

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>>7040350
Hating myself and playing Dark Souls at 6 AM.
Average day for a magician.

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>>7040362
C'mon! Is that the best you can do!? Really wow me!

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>>7040370
here

>>7040390
He already has that picture.

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>>7040376
Que no mi toques

>>7040384
Huh. I actually never finished DaS. I beat Beavis & Butthead and never got back into it. Everyone keeps telling me I saw all the good the game had to offer at that point.

Why are you hating yourself though?

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>>7040344

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>>7040390
Thanks man.

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>>7040367
>She looks off to the side, brushing some of her bangs out of her eyes and off to the side.
Maybe.. A couple months? Guess that's a while..
>>7040362
... When did we agree to pay..?
>She doesn't look amused at the prospect of losing some booze money.

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>>7040362
Your magic isn't working, just go buy me a new one, Saves us from the issues you've caused.

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>>7040397
>>7040400
(Does he have this one though?)

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>>7040398
Sounds like you got to O&S and dropped it? They ARE the best boss in the game (If you don't count DLC) but it's still worth finishing the game. Now again it's my favorite game, so I might be bias.
Reasons and stuff. School stuff. I'ma drown it out with irony, energy drinks and video games

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>>7040418
Nah. Saved.

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>>7040432
(You're welcome)

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>>7040426
No, I beat Kenan & Kel. I even beat NotGut's dog and got a really good shield out of his soul. I just never got back into it.

Ahh, school stuff. Hopefully it works out. If it's any conciliation, there is not a single famous college graduation and very few rich people ever actually finished college. College is a normie meme.

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>>7040381
I-I don't know what to do!
>The girl pours another imaginary dose of various imaginable medication before throwing it at you
Take these they always help me out!

>>7040385
>>7040415
>>7040410
Please wait until the end of the show for all complaints! P-Please. Now I'd like to introduce everyone to my very special "partner!"
>She points to the bird bouncing around the room frantically trying to find a way to escape
His name is Bahamut and for our first performance we are going to bring him back with just a single command to show how obedient and talented he is.

>>7040410
>He tilts his head to the opposite side, a question mark hanging over his noggin.
Geez, that is some time to go without seeing your family... do you live far apart?

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>>7040446
>Subaru takes the imaginary medicine, obviously trying to humor the girl. He dies right then and there due to blood loss and the throw up getting into his wouds

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>>7040444
I believe you mean Ernie and Bert.
Did you beat That'sRealFucking Nito? 'cause it sounds like all you had was Lava land, which does suck but it's worth grinding your teeth through for Gywn, pick it up again if you have the chance.

I just don't know what to do if I fuck this up.. Which I already fucked up. I gotta think about doing something with my life.. aside from sitting here that is.
The more and more I think about it I wanna be a stand up comedian, I did a few shows and they went GREAT. I just got no room to expand on it where I live.

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>>7040446
Alright, fine.
>He crosses his arms, still not impressed in the slightest. At this point he's only watching to see how much worse this can possibly get.
Continue!

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>>7040446
>Haku just watches the bird as it gives itself several concussions.
That's... Poor bird..
>>7040457
>She tries to left her bottle to drink but his hands are there.
... Not particularly.. Within the same city..

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>>7040472
Yeah, I thought about going my own way without college too. Get my own painting show and go full Bob Ross on some eses. That's what the DD speedrun is for, so I can put some gaming content on my Twitch channel.

I didn't know you wanted to be a comedian. Then again we barely talk aside from things concerning our respective love interests though we are on reflections of each other's situation when it comes to that.

I digress, if you had some great shows then let them motivate you to expand. I don't know how the world of comedy works aside from making yourself as available to as many venues as possible. I'm sure I'll be watching your special on Comedy Central one of these days though. You can build a comedy career of Trudaeu alone.

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>>7040446
I can hardly wait...
>Gintoki falls asleep.

>>7040398
...
>hugs again anyways

>>7040500
>He looks down and notices that he's blocking her ability to drink and decides to let go of her hand. It is the holidays.
Hm. Just busy, then?

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>>7040471
>The girl nudges the boy, her face turning even more of a ghostly white before she throws up once more onto the corpse

>>7040500
>>7040481
>>7040507
>The girl pours a small amount of bird seed into her palm and holds it upwards into the air for her feathered assistant
Okay Bahamut I got some food here for you now kindly show everyone how well you can follow commands.
>The bird ricochets off another wall and dive bombs towards the magician at sub sonic speeds
>The bird bypasses her hand with the feed in it and flies right into her bosom
Bahamut you missed your m-mark!
>The avian can be seen flying around under her clothes frantically trying to find an exit point

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>>7040503
You got a twitch?... Now again today who doesn't? I wanna make a YouTube channel, mix of comedy and gaming, maybe a rant or two, I just need a kickstart to start it.

Not many people do know that. I share my comedy with few people around here, mostly because it's such a visual media it's hard to express it through messages of text. I DID put on a comedy show on discord to warm up for a show irl, and people seem to like it, I could dig it up and copy paste it to you.

But with that said. I'll never be funnier than Trudaeu.

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>>7040556
>Subaru respawns behind the girl and taps her shoulder
And that's how you preform a magic trick! I really got you, didn't I? Maybe with enough practice you too can become as good as I am with magic.

>tfw just got done watching Tails Gets Trolled with some friends
Tails Gets Trolled Circlejerk when

>>7040585
If somebody caps me a bugs bunny folder I'll play him.

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>>7040556
MWA HAHAHAHA!
I should have brought some popcorn for this! Now THIS is entertainment!

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>find out someone has been using my HG avatar in ERP
>he's better than me

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>>7040549
>begrudgingly accepts the hug, even going so far as to return it himself, albeit kind of awkwardly. It's been awhile.

>>7040572
I do but I haven't streamed on it yet. Plan on changing that. DD speedruns, painting, maybe some FFXIV chill streams. All late night from midnight to whenever I feel like it.

It sounds like you're further along in your ambitions than I. Hell you even have a path and a goal in mind. It's all a matter of putting one foot in front of the other at this point. If you're going to rant, rant like this man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

>>7040598
Look at this fucking loser.

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>>7040585

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>>7040556
>Smolgore has been laughing and clapping the entire time.
Hahah, this is awesome!

>>7040605
How do you pronounce see/hear?
See slash hear?
See or hear?

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>>7040556
Agghh! What are you doing!?
Does this place always have freako women like you? Why do you have a bird fetish?

>>7040612
See Here
or
See or Here

>>7040612
seehear

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>>7040550
>She decides to just set the bottle down and to sit down next to it.
We are a family of idols after all.. If you could call me one..
>>7040556
>Haku claps sarcastically.
Amazing..

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>>7040598
I feel you.

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Im lonely.

>>7040633
I go to work in an hour

>>7040633
Joris Cullen? Is that you? I love you Joris Cullen!

>>7040624
>He looks curious about her not taking a drink, but shrugs and takes a seat next to her.
You're pretty cute so I'd definitely call you one. Still, a family full of idols? That sounds like a lot of stress and work.

Where is Joris Cullen when you need him?

This place has been infested with cancerous circlejerkers ever since he left us. We need a true /b/tard to show these tumors a thing or two about RP.

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>>7040598
>Make an HG ava because I wanna separate myself from my ERP roots while I'm here
>As soon as I finish my folder someone else plays them.
Just.

>>7040601
I just feel like I wasted a lot of time doing something I had little to no interest in, and. Well. To put it bluntly, being a YouTuber/steamer isn't something I can really depend on. I'll think about it more.
One idea I had for a long while was a show where I reviewed other YouTube channels. Now again I can't really come out of the gate with that. And I'm pretty sure that'd put a target on my back if I dare ever say anything bad about something someone else likes.

>That video
>Go to subway but put everything on it
Okay, I laughed pretty hard

>>7040662
>someone else plays them

Who?

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>>7040573
A-Amazing! I really though you were...H-How would you like to join the magic club and by my assistant?

>>7040596
>>7040608
>>7040614
>>7040624
>Moments later the pigeon crawls out from under her skirt and looks around cautiously as if traumatized from the recent events
T-Tada? Pigeon birth magic...
>She's clearly trying to save her own ass at this point but atleast she's trying
See? Bahamut is well trained and is the perfect assistant for me and my professions. In order to form this strong of a bond you need to raise them, feed them, bathe them and spend every waking moment of the day with them. Me and my little friend here are inseparable, isn't that right Baha...
>The sound of fluttering wings brings her attention to a window that was open just enough for the bird to escape and fly away freely
BAHAMUT!!!

>>7040660
I-I'm from /b/.

>>7040219
Not sure if ironic or serious

>>7040662
who were you going to play?

Evens, I return to my thousand year slumber. Odds, I host this weekend.

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>>7040670
Oh, no!
>Smolgore rushes over to the window and lunges at the bird.
>Not only does he not succeed in catching it since it's already fifty feet away, he nearly topples out the window himself.
W-Whoa!

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>>7040668
>>7040676
Josuke. I was even the one in the All Star Battle games Regain hosted on the 30th anniversary of Phantom Blood, but I saw someone else enter a game as him.

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>>7040662
>>Make an HG ava because I wanna separate myself from my ERP roots while I'm here
>>As soon as I finish my folder someone else plays them.

I wanted to play Shadow and HG already had one and not only has he been around for awhile, he's also very good and people love him. Wouldn't want to interfere with that. Fortunately I have a cast I'm happy with, especially Tomoko. The only reason I took up Tomoko was because i've wanted to play her for a long time (she was actually going to be my ava of choice after Jiro the Sergal's retirement) but ERP had one for awhile.

As far as Youtube/streaming goes, yeah it's a hard game to get into. Especially if you don't have other options to fall back on. I think for right now what you can do is get a wageslave job and do streaming/Youtube on the side until you can grow.

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>>7040683
Okay then.

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>>7040670
You just seem like a creep. Wasn't your trick supposed to be the bird going for the bird feed? You not only failed that but you lost the bird.
You could have some advice but it'll cost ya.

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>>7040598
ERP posts are 90% lewdshit with 10% actual RP. You'd be good too if you could regurgitate the same actions over and over again.

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>>7040670
While that sounds absolutely dandy I have two reasons why I wouldn't be able to join!
One: I dropped out of school and became a shut-in
Two: I think I'm much, muuuch better at this than you.
I've never met someone else who could pull off magic tricks, but despite your passion for it I can't help but think I may have the upper hand here.
>Subaru's face goes from kind and light-hearted to absolutely smug
I've got many more tricks, if you're interested, but I don't want to embarrass you in front of the small crowed we have here now.

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Has anyone seen this man?

>>7040707
Looks like a faggot.

>>7040707
No, but he seems like a fellow who could save these games with his exceptionally stellar roleplaying skills.

>>7040707
I'd fuck 'im.

>>7040707
IS THAT THE REAL ONE AND ONLY GOD OF RP? THE REAL JORIS CULLEN?

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>>7040659
>She hugs her knees close to her chest.
Being an idol is more than looks.. I have to actually be able to sing as well..
It's not that bad though, just.. difficult sometimes..
>>7040670
>Haku continues her sarcastic clapping.
I might even pay for this show... It was.. Funny.

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>>7040670
>He laughs like a madman, falling to the floor as he slams his arms against the ground, shaking it violently.
MWA HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREATHE!
BEAUTIFUL! WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE! BRAVO!

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>>7040696
Still need to watch the sourse of Tomoko. Seems like something I'd like, but my anime backlog is getting as big as my gaming backlog
>I say as I watch over DiU again and play Dark Souls again.

With the HG ava see >>7040691


That sounds like a thing I can do, a bit of both. I'll look into video editing and recording in the coming days.

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>>7040697

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>>7040696
We have a new Tomoko?

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"change the world, transform the world"

-Joris Cullen.

>>7040736
A true master of the linguistic arts. Every post gives joy to my fruitless life. Thank you for blessing us with your presence, Joris.

>tfw you'll never suck Joris' cock ever again
God fuck me! I always wanted to when I saw him pop in and out of threads, but he always got the attention of someone else! All I ever wanted was to stick his stinky dink into my mouth and suck so fucking hard!

Did I miss a meme?

Man I love to suck dick

>Joris Cullen

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>>7040750
Some new person named Joris Cullen. He seems to have amassed a following already.

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>>7040685
Wait! He'll come back!
>grabs the little goat by the collar before he falls out the window, half her body hanging out the window itself

>>7040701
Speaking of...Do you have 100 yen I could borrow?

>>7040705
I would be delighted to have you as my assistant! You could show me all sorts of magic tricks and vice versa, w-we could become a magic duo! What do you say mister uh...?

>>7040725
>With tears in her eyes she and a magician hat in hand she bows
T-Thank you for being a great audience. All tips are appreciated.

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>>7040726
I still can't get over how my brother recommended it to me

>"Dude, read this manga this girl is just like you"
>read it
>it literally is me
>down to the point where I actually bought myself snack treats for having a conversation to someone


>>7040735
If there isn't already one

>>7040697
Augmented Games?

>>7040723
>He nods in agreement with her statement, but then looks at her closely.
Can you sing? I'd like to hear an idol's song in person.
I can imagine. Show business is always one of tough things to adapt to, or that's what they say anyway.

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>>7040763
Sorry to rain on your parade, Tomoko-chan,but there is a Tomoko before you played by the one also known as "Yuno".

But what you do with that information is up to you. I'll be happy to keep you company should you approach me.

I miss Armageddon games And the Original value Games

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>>7040760
>While Smolgore is currently saved for the time being, he's also being choked since he's hanging by the collar of his cape-robe-thing.
Gluck! Ulck! H...Help...!

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>>7040760
>As he gets up, he takes a minute to catch his breath, then reaches into his shell to grab a gold coin and tosses it to her.
Here kid! I think you earned it! That's the best laugh I've had in a long time!

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>>7040760
Do you think I have that kind of cash to give you?
I'm super poor look!
>Gintoki pulls out a coin pouch and shakes it clearly making noises as the coins bash against another.

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>>7040780
I miss Potfest.

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>>7040793
>Shorty just hosted Potfest the other day.
>Granted it was like 6 AM EST, but still.

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>>7040779
Pity. Well, there's always the TRUE hero.

>For what greater idols for NEETs everywhere than the wish fulfillment adventures of Rape-Man!?

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>>7040798
PWEH

>>7040780
Value games was one of the worst codes ever created. It's just random namedrops and card references that didn't encourage RP or any good reactions.

>>7040808
>Hoshi

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>>7040760
You didn't listen to a thing I said, did you? I'm starting to wonder if you've got hearing problems or if you're just dense.
>Subaru poses in front of the girl
But I'll humor you! We can be a magic duo if you truly want this. A main character does need his in, and you certainly look like an in. I'll infultrate your school and make myself the most popular person throughout all the grade levels!
As for my name, you may call me Subaru. Natsuki Subaru, that is. Now please tell me your name so we can get started as soon as possible!

>>7040808
Erica had a great butt though.

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>>7040802
A true hero with a paper bag over his head? What exactly did you save? A dime on your lunch money?

>>7040808
I wasn't paying attention but everyone seemed to like them.

>>7040810
The star man never held a position against the Value Games.

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>>7040763
That's the big thing I heard is that she's extremely relatable to the socially awkward. And I'm into shy girls so it'll be even better for me. I just need to power through the animes I've been putting off Gurren Lagann mosly.

>>7040810
>>7040815
>>7040816
People only cared about those games because of the winscreens, but even the winscreens were created by using a website.

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>>7040776
Anyone can sing.. But my voice is just.. Wrong..
>At this point she finally decides to take a drink from her bottle.
When you're made for it, you don't need to adapt to this life..

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>>7040826
Thanks for the jog in memory. Nobody remembers anything that far back these days.

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>>7040816
What did you say!? How dare you say that to the Cock Hero of Justice!

>>7040822
(Relatable to the point where it hurts.)

>>7040826
As opposed to what, an application? Does it matter how they're made?

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>>7040829
>tfw you're the only one that remembered Stagger Knights first adware game
The Steam chat was priceless when that happened.

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>>7040790
Uh...All tips are appreciated? Eheheh...

>>7040789
T-Thank you kind sir I'll be sure to perform even better next time!
>She quickly pockets the coin, thinking of all the new magic equipment she can buy

>>7040788
Wait I know what to do!
>She notices an open dumpster below them and decides it would be best if she unbuckled the collar
Have no fear I know what I am doing.
>she unbuckles the cape's collar and sends you falling into the dumpster below

>>7040813
Becoming popular is a magic trick in it's own rights. And I'm not dense I just uh...have trouble understanding at times, yeah that's it! As for my name it's Tejina but you may call me senpai since you'll be my assistant.
>She holds out her hand for a handshake

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>>7040830
How dare you speak to the Commander of the SOS Brigade that way?

I ought to pay some plastic bags to teach you a lesson.

>>7040839
That was amazing. The whole thing turned into tech support for poor Stagger-san.

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>>7040830
Pain hurts a little less when you know someone else feels it too.
And with that I return to lurking, god speed edge friend.

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>>7040841
Keep it up and there might be more in it for ya!
But now I gotta go, busy making evil schemes and all.
Later!

>>7040839
kys

>>7040826
I cared about the games for the games, because i'm not a nerd who doesn't play hearthstone

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>>7040841
>he grabs her hand with a promising grip and shakes it three times before letting go
Tejina-kohai it is! I've been meaning to find myself a new one ever since Araragi started acting up.
Now then, what's on the agenda? How shall we go about doing this little magic club stuff? Furthermore, how many others are in this club? Also, as your senpai I command you to bring me something to drink! May- I mean a soft drink will do for now!

>>7040856
I wish you hadn't shared your pain in the ass named Paul with the rest of us.

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>>7040841
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Smolgore, now naked much to the chagrin of the person writing this RP arc, plummets into the dumpster below, landing in heaps of garbage.
Ow!
...Oh, man, this is really nasty! I'm...I'm gonna puke!
>Smolgore looks up at the magician, now holding his robe.
GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!

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>>7040848
I don't care if you're the President of Japan! Do you know...

>Wow! Look at our hero flexing!

...who I am!?

>>7040856
(Good night, DMG)

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>>7040878
I don't know, someone who belongs on a poster at the police station somewhere.

Take it off!

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>>7040841
You're buying me something sweet later.
>He tosses 100 yen toward the "Magician"
Didn't really believe in magic like what you pulled.

>>7040827
Technically mute people can't sing.. but I get your point. What's wrong with your voice?
>He rubs the side of his neck while considering her words.
Still, that life sounds like you're having a difficult time despite being made for it. I hope it gets better.

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>>7040880
Take m-... Take off my mask!? Like hell!

I am the Cock Hero of Justice! The Sexual Artist that Forces Girls into Ahegao! Rapeman!

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>>7040901
It's the year of the cock, or the rooster I should say.

Good on you, continue saving the police and therapists from having nothing to do with all the victims your produce.

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>>7040892
They can play instruments.. That's good enough.. I'm fine with my life though, it's not the 'idol life' that makes me sad..
But it's getting.. Early, so I'm going to sleep.. Goodnight.

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>>7040859
See you later Sheldon!

>>7040871
>Her hand was cold and clammy
Kohai? B-But I'm the club president. What we need to do is file out a little bit of paperwork then we can begin our club activities!

>>7040881
Thank you for your kind donation, this bill will come in handy!
>with a flick of the wrist the bill disappears

>>7040877
>Drops the goat's cape and watches it flutter to the ground
T-Tadaaa? Escape magic!

>>7040916
Somehow that sounds backwards.. but ah well.
Goodnight.

>>7040924
>A single white rose falls from the sky out of nowhere

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>>7040924
You just hid that under your sleeve didn't you?
>Gintoki yawns
But not like it matters, I'll be expecting some sort of sweet at my door. Gotta get some rest now, so goodbye.

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>>7040924
>Smolgore grabs the robe out of midair.
Yeah, thanks, I guess...
>He closes the dumpster lid. After quite a few audible bangs and grunts, he opens the lid and climbs out, fully clothed but with his fur stained with garbage juice.
>Smolgore looks up and has to yell for the magician to hear him clearly, now that he's a couple stories below her.
THAT WASN'T MAGIC! YA'ALMOST KILLED ME!

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>>7040924
>Subaru slyly wipes his hand on his track pants
Sounds simple enough. This is the first time I've ever applied to be in a club before, so you've gotta help me out with this.
...
So uh...when are you going to get the papers?

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>>7040933
>Instinctively plucks the rose from the air before taking a whiff of the rose
Who do I have to thank of for this generous gift?

>>7040949
>Another flick of her wrist wields a small stack of papers
>Unfortunately the said stack of papers fly everywhere
I'll help you pick these up then we can begin your training.

>>7040946
But my magic trick worked and you were saved!
>Imagines a crowd of thousands cheering her on
Thank you thank you!

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>>7040972
Don't you think that was a little too show-offy for something as little as getting papers? Whatever, let's just get these papers picked up
>Subaru squats down and begins picking them up
Jeez, what's with these? There's so many of them. You'd think signing up for a club would be simple and direct, but they have to make it seem like you're signing your life away.

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>>7040972
>Smolgore does not look happy whatsoever.
...YOU'RE A REALLY WEIRD HUMAN! AND ALSO KINDA DUMB! I DON'T LIKE YOU!
>Smolgore runs off.

>It;s 6:30 in the morning and I need sleep. You too, Subaru. Come with.
>Good night!

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>>7040984
>Fuck you, I don't have to wake up till 5.

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>>7040979
We have to make this official so you can be an honorary member and a student to my superior magic training.

>>7040984
O-Oh...I'm used to this sort of thi...
>Throws up once more out the window

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>>7040972
>When you open your eyes after smelling the rose you see the host before you holding the stem up to your nose

A thank you will not be required. It is only natural that host presents such a fair maiden with a gift as he greets her. Beware, for if a man can charm with a flower he may enslave you with his words.

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>>7041102
I know, I know. I don't wanna do this much work, but that's the way school is for you non-NEETs.
>Subaru puts the stack of paper down on a nearby desk and starts filling everything out
We'll be making money from all this, right? I don't want to preform for free. I gotta buy food, games and uh...other forms of entertainment on top of all this.

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>>7041113
>She jumps back, clearly startled by the sudden appearance of the man in front of her
Awawa! Absolutely amazing! Please tell me how you done such an amazing trick as to simply appear out of thin air!

>>7041123
O-Of course! We'll be funded by the school staff. Eventually.

Post friends

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>>7041141
>Subaru finishes up his paperwork and hands the stack of papers to the magician
Great! The more I think about it the more I believe we'll get be rich in no-time!
>he puts his arm around the girl and flings his other hand up with the palm facing the sky, slowly moving it from one side to the other
Think about all the fame, fortune, and the other good stuff we could have from simple little tricks! After they see me saw you in half they'll have no choice but to give us the praise we deserve! Hahaha, I can hardly contain my excitement!

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>>7041141
A real gentleman is light on his feet, from spending his many nights guiding his guests in ballroom dance, the air around me recognizes my form and yields to my fluid movements! Not a sound, not a hint. Even more amazing, I did not get struck across the cheek for doing it this time!

>>7041156

>>7041123
>other forms of entertainment

So... porn?

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>>7041156
>>7041123
My new assistant is my only friend here so far.

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>>7041156

>>7041168
Can I be your friend

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>>7041167
N-Not even close! I was obviously talking about anime and manga, stupid!

>>7041156
>>7041141
I guess this girl is my friend now. Didn't really think this would have happened, but it's more than I have.

>>7041184
Suuuuuure

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>>7041188
What's with this sudden interrogation!? I've said nothing that would lead on to believe I'd belittle myself with such a disgusting form of entertainment!

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>>7041163
You magically appeared out of thin air like a true master of his crafts! I was so astounded it was impossible for me strike out of fear when I was so impressed!

>>7041161
All those people...staring at me...judging me.
>She quickly pushes Subaru aside and rushes to a nearby trashcan and proceeds to throw up once again

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>>7041174
Of course you can! I just need your name and signature.

>>7041220
What is this character's source?

>>7041220

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>>7041206
Porn? Disgusting?


Pfft, virgin!

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>>7041220
>Subaru continues his delusional talk while following her. He bends down and pats her back while she pukes for no reason
And you wanted to be the senpai? Please! Senpai's don't throw up in front of their kohai. You're not ready to be the older one here, so that's why I'll take the lead. Once you see me up on stage dazzling everyone you'll fond the courage to get up there and do your thing too. It's sort of like monkey see, monkey do...right? Either way I think you should get some medicine for your stomach. It's taking quite a beating with your re-flux.

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>>7041220
The field of roses once grew all across these lands, when the maidens who gave them life with thier loving gaze departed to other worlds, never to return, many whithered and died away. I am now the wandering rose. Drifting in the wind until fortune wills me down from the heavens, and my dear miss, I may call you Lady Luck today.

Where roses bloom, so will I be. Tamaki Suoh, president of the Ouran High School Host Club, at your service.

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>>7041240
You're disgusting for thinking I would ever lower myself to such a thing. Take your delusional way of thinking and begone.

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>>7041232
>Tejina-senpai
>A fun little manga series

>>7041234
>>7041244
>She's bent over a trash bin throwing up the remainder of her lunch
>She gets off her knees and wipes her mouth of any remnants of her meal before speaking
Right. There is one thing I will need your help with assistant if we are to ever succeed in the field of magic.

>>7041260
The emptiness of the field of roses you described sounds like my club room. It's nice to meet you Tamaki, my name is Tejina but you may call me senpai. If you want to that is.

>>7041234
Is she doing something wrong already Anon-kun?

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>>7041275
Besides being better at magic than you? Tell me what it is and I'll do my best to outdo even God.

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>>7041275
Oh... it appears i've walked into the den of the upperclassmen! I'm only in my second year. Have you graduated, miss?

>>7041289
Dubs and I delete my waifu off my computer

>>7041294

Did not mean to quote anyone...

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>>7041294
And a maiden is saved tonight.

Can I help?

>>7041300
Thank God! I couldn't live without my waifu, or her feminine penis.

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>>7041284
I have a small case of um...stage fright. I always do the tricks right when I practice by myself at home but if I even have one person watching I just lose my cool and mess up. That is where you come in assistant! You will help me over come this hurdle by any means necessary.

>>7041289
I'm a third year personally but you don''t have to be formal around me. I'm just a simple magician aiming to master her craft and pursue her love.

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>>7041311
Sounds easy enough! So how do you want me to help you with that? Take your arms and do them for you? Come to your aid with a bucket for you to hurl in? Make you laugh while you're preforming? You name it and I'll do it.

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>>7041308
>her feminine penis

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>>7041311
Formalities are my bread and butter, I am prince type host, here to make even the lowest of my guests queens of their castles. All who practice love, practice magic. There is no greater magic than words from the heart, now tell me, miss. Why do men write poetry?

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>>7041308
Not gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Ijpy5-e1k

>>7041340
because they're fuckin gay lmao

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>>7041326
Even cardboard cut outs of faces have defeated me before my show could even begin. The mere presence alone cripples me and sends me to the nearest bin. There must be something we can do to overcome this obstacle in our way.

>>7041340
>She mulls long and hard over the question before coming up with a well thought answer
I have no idea. Why do they write poetry?

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>>7041354
They evolved from monkeys like you.

>>7041340
Men write the poems,
Because women are not allowed out of the kitchen. Duh

>>7041364
oo aa aa

>>7041364
How do you know there aren't gay monkeys? Who just wanna smoke monkey pole after work?

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>>7041358
It's quite simple!

To woo women!

Now tell me, what tools do you have in your arsonal to charge into your beloved's heart and conquer what lies within? For in love, men are turned knights and women are turned monsters. While men must arm themselves with skills and tools of tongue, you have nature at your disposal!

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>>7041358
Cardboard cut outs, eh? That's really lame of you, but you're lucky to have picked an outstanding man as your senpai.
You see, the solution to this is quite simple. If merely seeing a crowd does you in, then all we have to do is take away your sight. I'll tie a piece of cloth around your head so your eyes are covers and Voilà!

>>7041375
how many fair maidens have u fucked give me a raw number

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>>7041370
>>7041372
>>7041373
All simple answers, may they echo from the trees you swing on.

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>>7041387
Such things are for after marriage.

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>>7041375
I just use my hat, cape, and other various magic items to chase after my love for magic.

>>7041385
L-Lame?! And how can I perform magic if I can't see what i'm doing? The outcome could be disastrous!

>>7041388
Mine was a question, directed at your answer to someone's question. Not an answer.

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>>7041397
That would be... say... a dog chasing a bus. What will it when it finally catches one? Perhaps you seek to bring him under your charm with a potion?

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>>7041397
Yes, lame. How can you call yourself a performer if you get sick looking at cardboard? It's pretty pathetic, kohai.
That's a thing of the past though, because my ingenius plan will put you in-- eh? You don't like it? Then what if you turn your back to the crowd? You could make it seem like you have a mysterious persona.

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>>7041399
Hypotheticals may be discussed endlessly throughout the night. My affairs are far from homosexual simians.

>>7041410
Okay. I'll give you that one.

>8/10 for actually responding IC

>>7041410
spank me

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>>7041404
>>7041408
Something came up and I gotta go. I'll perform more magic next time! See you later Assistant and Tamaki!
>Tejina rushes off into the unknown
>In the distance she can be seen tripping over an empty soda can before being pecked upon by a flock of pigeons

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>>7041438
Huh...here I thought I was weird, but that girl right there tops it. Hopefully she tries her best in the future.

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>>7041438
My, my, what an energetic young woman.


>>7041432
We do not provide such services at the Ouran High School Host Club.

>>7041424
If you are, a lonely maiden somewhere out there too shy to show her face, may we meet one day, face to face.