/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
A Normal Nuclear Family Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>Animated Short Coming Based Off "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Suite and Sour (Monday: 1/09)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort
Baby Steps (Tuesday: 1/10)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Wednesday: 1/11)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House
Back in Black (Thursday: 1/12)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover
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Later Episodes (Airdate: TBD):
Making the Grade
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Vantastic Voyage
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Patching Things Up
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but they soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other
Cheater by the Dozen
>Lincoln and Clyde think Lori is being cheated on, so they start an investigation
Leni a shit
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
>>7033201
WIDE
A bling Tito Dick is a happy Tito Dick!
>>7033232
Who?
Content creators that rarely show up now?
>>7033232
Wich one is Artie
>>7033266
me desu
>>7033266
Your mother.
>>7033266
nito
>>7033266
That Lana dude
>>7033305
I saw Nito here a few days ago
>>7033266
BRanon
>>7033305
Nito does browse the threads, unlike other CCs. Though not as Nito anymore since his writer's block was long enough for him to leave the writing I think.
>>7033266
Cedric225
>>7033353
Of course the babyfucker watches babyshows.
>>7033359
>unlike other CCs
I know I browse the threads.
t. CC
>>7033376
I like these
>>7033266
drawfriend
Carol is mine.
I am INFP
>>7033427
The what now
>>7033305
I'm still around like >>7033359 said. I just haven't written anything in a long time, which is why I rarely Nito post anymore. I still Nito post though when people ask about me (such as now) but overall I try to keep it limited.
>>7033353
>>7033369
Sorry senpai, it's a very recent thing.
>>7033513
Good to see you again regardless.
>>7033376
This is cute beyond its right to be.
>>7033367
Dude can't get 5 posts in without getting into an argument.
I'd rather he just post updates and not talk to people in here. Much more personable in the discords.
>>7033513
Neato, it's Nito! What's your opinion on Bloodborne, man?
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What the fuck happened to the other thread?
s
>>7033641
It was stolen by niggers
p
I made this based off a dream I had
https://clyp.it/omm21zpf
>>7032952
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Doesn't Lisa already have a PhD? Why does she need to go to 5th grade?
>>7032952
what a nice family, it would be a shame if people found out the reality of them all
>>7033683
Spooky. Would you mind explaining your dream?
What does Luna's pussy smell like?
>>7033534
Good to see you too!
>>7033630
I got Bloodborne back October and have been obsessed with it since. It's easily become one of my favorite games of all time. Also are you AG? Or just a Luna poster?
>>7032047
If you're still around, what the hell does women jill off to in doujins? What types?
>>7033701
I imagined my family and friends dying in some horrible freak accidents and felt like it was my fault
I was stuck to a chair in a dark room just witnessing it all
I transferred these creepy feelings to art and decided to draw what was on my mind
So I made that.
>>7032952
Alright, I'll write that story now. The yandere one.
>>7033706
Lunas pussy smells like penis, so many penis that any man that smells it would be disgusted at the uncountable number of dicks that has been in her pussy. Filthy slut
>>7033266
Nam Anon
Where did his shitty MSPaints go
>>7033747
It's the thought that counts man. He only uses a mouse. I like his stuff
>>7033740
Looking forward to it.
>>7033266
Perimity
Oppai
Skeluigi
Sircorvus
>>7032047
Do you like Voltron?
Did Kyder ever appeared in this threads?
>>7033767
Skeluigi took requests the other day. As for the others, yeah they're probably dead
>>7033758
I was joking. He regularly called his stuff that too. I liked it as well
>>7033790
Maybe once or twice in the very early days, but for the most part no.
>>7033709
I'm AbuseGuy, yeah. I'm flattered that you know about me.
>>7033794
He did? I must have missed it. He's still an infrequent CC nowadays though, not like he used to be.
>>7033709
Nito, what are some writers you would like to recommend?
>>7033767
sorry anon, I've been a lazy fuck lately
>>7033698
rumors of Lacy's parents start spreading and her school life slowly declines badly because of it
>>7033888
Linka abuse
>>7033906
Noa
>>7033920
Dammit
>>7033888
:0 Hey skel I just wanted to thank you again for doing those Carol pictures a week or two back. Your one of my favorites round here
>>7033683
Did Lincoln fucking murder his family
>>7033835
Of course I know you, I browse these threads every day. I have a lot of respect for how much you interact with the general and are still going strong.
>>7033862
I've become very bad with reading fic and following writefags, so my list is pretty short.
I like Writeanonwrite (The author of Linc)
SirCorvus (The author of Up In Smoke and Birth of A Loud)
Perimity (Author of multiple great fics)
Panicattack (Author of multiple fics as well)
And Feebop (Author of Lucy ASMR)
There's probably others that I'm missing, but those are the ones that quickly come to mind.
>>7033940
Yeah
Would have included parents Clyde and RA if I had enough room
>>7033935
ayyy thanks anon
>>7033888
It's cool man, it's just nice to know that you're alive and well.
I've been in these threads a long time and you've always been one of my more liked artists. Also nice trips.
>>7033953
4 of those people are dead, unfortunately.
Tried this before during ded hours, lets get the ball rolling again:
Name an idea you want to see written and the person you want to write it
>>7033767
I'm still here anon, I'm just laying low until the new episodes air
>>7033953
Good taste
>>7033993
Oppai
a Brotherly Love update
>>7033573
I hate him in the discord, to be honest.
>>7033986
Perimity and Feebop are still writing, though it's a little slow in coming
>>7033986
Yeah like I mentioned before, I've become very bad at keeping up with fics and such. Sorry about that.
>>7033999
Thanks, I like your trips.
>>7033993
Luna goes deaf after playing her music too loudly
As for the writer, I'm not sure. I don't really keep track of all the writers we have
>>7034016
That got written the other night, actually, let me see if I can find it.
>>7034032
It did? Sweet
This one also took too damn long. About to throw on some different face parts, but I got something else in mind after that.
>It's an "Oldfag CCs come back" episode
>>7033953
Thanks, Nito. Unfortunately, I'm not really "still going strong." I'm being a lazy fuck as of late.
>>7033960
Sir, Permi, and Feeb at still around, I know that.
>>7034041
Honestly Phee you're the only CC that nobody hates
>>7034038
I don't think I have it, unfortunately, but it should be in the archives from one of the past couple nights.
>>7034034
breasts pl0x
you know the rules
>>7034046
And jerk eachother while nothing else is going on
>>7034056
Boy, do I got news for you...
>>7034032
>>7034038
>>7034016
>>7034064
I was bored and a little sad so I felt like writing something short.
>Harmonious reverberations flood a room holding one Luna Loud.
>The twangs of strings and screeches of electricity are drowned out by the uplifting melody being played with flawless fingers.
>Despite the skill her digits are wielding the instrument with, Luna frowns, gritting her teeth with a notable harshness.
>In time, her frustrations show through her song. The formerly pleasurable tune becomes a cacophony of obnoxious noise
>More and more her strumming deteriorates, the tell-tale vibrations of mediocrity sending enraging shivers throughout her body until, finally, she smashes her prized guitar straight into her amplifier, causing both to explode into cracked and useless piles of plastic and electronics.
>The purple girl quickly loses her rage, only to be just as swiftly replaced deep sadness and hot tears and she looks upon what were her prized possessions.
>She cradles her head in hands and bemoans the fate whatever cruel power lay down on her.
>What use is a musician who can't even hear that which they create?
>In Luna's despair, she contemplated going the way of the greats before her.
>Better to die in your prime than to become useless and a shell of your former self.
>And with that final thought, the once ever-hopeful rising star made her break.
>On the wrong end of the family's Remington shotgun, smearing brain and skull tissue on the wall behind her.
>>7034041
LOOK AT DEM MILKY TITTIES
Wonderful work.
>>7034049
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully you'll break out of it soon.
Alright I think I've used up enough image space for now, back into the shadows I got. Take care you guys.
>>7034075
Thanks for the reply anyway, I get lonely fast
>>7034078
Godspeed, babbyfucker
>>7034096
>Going on Roblox
Why are you on there in the first place?
>>7034078
I meant go, sorry about that.
>>7034041
I want to be breastfed by Maggie!
>>7034096
I don't even know an appropriate way to react to this
>>7034005
as an old friend used to say, good things come to those who wait :^)
>>7034096
>roblox still being a thing
>>7033266
All the good ones.
>>7034096
Why should we take the opinions of these autists seriously again?
Loud House Family Values update!
http://pastebin.com/rc5KAkaM
Begins at line 1441
Hardest thing about writing smut is having to stop and jack off every once in a while.
>>7034096
people still play that?
>>7034104
Has ISIS anon been around at all?
>>7034162
He has, but not under that title.
>>7034096
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7034104
It's great, but someday I would really like a full story rather than a greentext
>>7034096
>Roblox
>>7034096
CANCER
>>7034096
>Roblox
Uh
>>7034143
Hey I just want to say that I think some of this story is terrible like the Black Betty bath scene. I've still jacked it like 10 times to your writing and I hope to see you do more.
Delivery from like 3 or 4 threads ago
>>7034096
Which one of you faggots has the fucking roblox account?
>>7034172
What do you mean?
>>7034234
Why in the name of everything that is holy are you still playing a kid's game?
>>7034243
its fun
>>7034234
You're playing it ironically right?
>>7034214
Nice.
>>7034041
UNF.
strawpoll.me/12024919
Just wanna find out the fastest way to get (You)s
>>7034262
Underage detected. For the sake of the general, please leave and never come back. Thank you
@7034265
Nice fail.
>>7034243
Why in the name of everything that is holy are you still watching children's cartoons?
What would you do if Lynn shit on the ground next to you?
>>7034281
>Wow Lynn, I didn't know you had a twin.
>>7034281
rub her nose in it
>>7034143
Huh, I always wondered if writefags and drawfags jacked it to their shit
>>7034290
>>7034056
I'm flattered that you think I'm Phee. I'm merely just a hack mashing together his works to burn time.
>>7034310
Ahh I see
>>7034290
gave me a good laugh
>>7033986
Writeanonwrite here. Not dead just extremely lazy. The drive I had to write Linc has somewhat gone away. I don't think the story will stay dead forever, I'll write an update to it eventually it's just for now I'm not too excited to start writing the next update as I once was. Because of that I see the story ending with 3-5 updates, not just because my motivation to write it is fading but because it's gone on way too long, almost half a year. Not to mention once Linc is finished I can start focusing 100% on other stuff, like maybe a Perfect Husband 2 or more Unexpected. So all in all, I'm not dead and I will get back to writing. If you have any suggestions for me feel free to fire away. Have a good night everyone
>>7034281
Clean it all up
mmmmm *smacks lips*
>>7034368
Fuck dis nigga ancient
>>7034290
HAHAHAHAHA
>>7034290
despite being a Lynnfag i cant help but laugh
>>7033761
>Dear diary.
>Huh, I never tried this before, am I doing it right?
>Well, Leni said that I could use it to drop all of my thoughts and such in it.
>Probably shouldn't have written all of this down.
>Well whatever.
>Dear diary, since you are a new member of the Loud house, let me present myself to you.
>I'm Lynn Loud, I'm 13 years old, I'm the best athlete ever, hehe, and I love my annoying family.
>Well not all of them, but we'll get to that, alright?
>I do love all my younger sisters and I don't hate the older ones.
>And then, there's Lincoln, my little brother.
>I still remember the day he was born.
>I may have been a toddler but, I remember every small detail of that small baby.
>His white hair, his small everything and how delicate, so fragile he looked.
>I was fascinated, my baby brother was so, cute~!
>And so helpless.
>He would always cry for every thing, because he was hungry, cold or scared.
>After a while, I realised that I had to be a strong sister for the little guy.
>Well, this is a secret so don't tell this to anyone, alright?
>I love sports a lot.
>But the reason I started playing them was, well it was him.
>Not only to be a tough sister for him, but to have something in common when he grew up.
>Boys like sports, don't they?
>But he is such a pansy! He sits around in his room reading comics or playing video games.
>Good thing I'm so good at sports or I would've wasted my time, right?
>Still, I cannot be angry with him, I love that guy.
>...
>Hey, can you keep a secret?
>Well, I mean, I guess you can but, I'll just have to hide you well.
>I don't know when it started, when my sisterly loved changed.
>But, when I realized it, I couldn't stop thinking about Lincoln.
>Not as the little brother I had to protect, but as a boy.
>Weird, I know, but hear me out...
>Or, read me out. Dang it, I need to stop treating you as a person.
>>7034143
Nice!
>>7034356
>Unexpected
Oh man, I want an update of this so bad. The part you left it off is so damn juicy
>>7034368
*smacks lips* Mmmmm
*smacks lips* *smacks lips* SHHHMMuuuhhhhmmm
*wolf whistle* *wolf whistle* *wolf whistle*
AHHHoooooo ruh ruh ruh rugrats
*wolf whistle* *smacks lips* *wolf whistle* *wolf whistle*
*jumps up* *kicks down all the doors in the house*
WHERES THE GIRL
WHERES THE GIRL
WHERES THE GIRL
*wolf whistle*
>>7034386
Off to a great start.
Legit question, how do you write a fan fic with a straight face?
Let alone a lewd one where you have to imagine barebone children's characters having any sort of emotions for each other?
>>7034356
>perfect husband 2
holy shit cant wait for that
>>7034298
I know I jack it to my own art.
>>7034386
sounds aight
>>7034511
You have to be a little autistic, but just a little
>>7034511
I find myself cringing pretty hard at my own content no matter if it's lewd or not. But I enjoy doing it so I do it.
I mean, I'm in it for that sweet, sweet Internet fame after all.
>>7034511
A pinch of autism mixed with a freedom of reality. If you have to ask you may never really know.
>>7034566
Does anyone else feel slightly heartbroken when their stuff gets ignored?
Actually done for the day now. Missed a few things
>>7034614
Yes, but such is life.
>>7034614
yeah but whatever
>>7034614
Always. Especially when I feel it was a really good one. But it's fine. It happens.
>>7034645
Please do one with Luna.
>>7034386
Continue
>>7034730
I'll keep it in mind when I go for another edit later. For now, have this.
>>7034511
I'm not good at it, but I just have a good time. I imagine I am just making an episode if it was kinda more realistic. Or if it was bumped up to pg. But I don't really go for lewd stuff.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jYKtogU9Hf
>>7033466
This is why Lola is the best character
Not even best sister, but best character
ANON - Updates and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love / oppais1fan / Req. Author to confirm if finished
A Dire Dilemma / Moondaffodil
A Mile in Her Cleats / DoktorSoos
A Rump in the Night / Moondaffodil
Bad Friends / Negima_Sensei
Birth of a Loud / SirCorvus
Darkness Falls Together / burgerboy
Drunk III: Lucid / GregorioFalzar
GangLouds / Lauvernie
Godless Sound / Yourhead
Going Away Present: Chapter One- Lori / Ultrahand/Ross Irving
Good Things Come In Threes / RedditAnon/Joseph
I Can't Lose You / Nito/fishnchipz
Just for Laughs / Immorticon
Lacy Story / AbuseGuy
Leni and the Jetts / themaninthecouch
Linc / purplechaos2
Lincoln and Lars / AlchyHolic
Lincoln's Last Concert / Caliborn/Yaridovich23
Lincon Louder / Cell/Cr0u70n
Lola's Complex / AlchyHolic
Loud House Family Values / smallface
Lucy tells Leni to die / shinjithethird, "A handful of Anons"
Luna Goes 4Loko: 2Loko / Moondaffodil
LvLvL / cedric225
LvR / AlchyHolic
lynn pov / NewbWriter
Make It Wit Chu / DNAofUSA
More Like Lori (Carol/Lori) / AbuseGuy
Nicktoons Love in the Loud House / geo soul
Pride and Glory / Moondaffodil
Siblings / Nebuchadnezzar
Six Years to a Mistake / GregorioFalzar
Something of Us Still Remains / Yourhead
Springtime Blossoming / supidosan
The loud house comic / jumpjump
The Loud House of Love / ThunderMoonBear
The Size That Counts / themaninthecouch
Velvet Fist / Wrightfag
Watching Me Watch Them Watch Me / Kaotsuu
We Have Each Other / AbuseGuy, Wrightfag
Whoops / GeorgeGlass
AUTHORS Please direct info about updates to this post
Thanks and Be good Be well
>>7034817
What if Luna asked you to make the PERFECT cup of Cup Noodles (TMFFXV)?
doing requests
>>7034891
Lisa hitting Lynn with a rolled up newspaper.
Is this the most longest hiatus we ever faced?
>>7034891
Leni falling off a cliff
NEWS & Q/A
http://pastebin.com/LsTdwse6
Christmas Collab Masterpost
>Hello, Yourhead here.
>Just a re-confirmation about past info.
>Interlude III of Godless Sound will come January 8th, at 7:30 PM GMT -3 (5:30 EST, 2:30 PST)
>Thanks for your cooperation.
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>here is the pastebin for my recordings
http://pastebin.com/75DFxRxN
audio fanfics because I can't write for shit.
Kaotsuu
kek
>For those who haven't read Lords and louds yet
>((Sorry for the bad grammar and spelling and such it'll be fixed when my family's computer is.))
http://pastebin.com/e7PJsfVa
Lords And Louds
Jabberer
>Incoming string of updates. I apologize in advance if you don't like my story.
http://pastebin.com/ytSuKNdh
>Corner Flag continued
http://pastebin.com/d3NSr7D4
Corner Flag
NewbWriter
>Boy Lynn/Fat Lars
http://pastebin.com/ThNLJ7XH
a guest
>What's up fuckers! I have been here for a while and I thought why not do something instead of lurk and post memes? So I have begun a little story for you all to read.
>It's the loud house in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I have been building for a while and will have quests, treasure, epic fighting blah blah blah you get the idea. And also actual dice rolls for that extra touch.
>I'm open to critique, suggestions and the like so don't be shy.
http://pastebin.com/67az626g
Loud Dungeon
Latho
>Small updates to 3 stories. Lemme know whatcha think folks.
http://pastebin.com/ncMvsxXd >Lincubus
http://pastebin.com/9kQqijSz >LvLvL 5
http://pastebin.com/Eqrt5iXf >Living Loud 2
cedric225
I think they are Great
>Loud House Family Values update!
>Begins at line 1441
>Hardest thing about writing smut is having to stop and jack off every once in a while.
http://pastebin.com/rc5KAkaM
Loud House Family Values
smallface
Nice Bro
>>7034891
This with Leni
>>7034903
Why do you even hype for new episodes? The show itself is honestly nothing special or worth itching for.
>>7034889
Tell her to stop playing weebshit and have her play some good old fashioned Doom instead.
>>7034891
Lana screaming why is Lana so popular but not her.
>>7034945
(you)
>>7034891
this with Lincoln
>>7034966
Lana is autistic or something?
>>7034961
Is DOOM 4 good? I heard it is if you play on hard.
>>7034903
Yes, and also the hardest.
You faggots were insufferable during October and Nov
>>7035013
tbf I would just watch it casually whenever it happens to be on
>>7034889
I'd give her an honest answer because I havent played the game. Give her some ham and maybe some eggs. I have some soy sauce if she down for it.
>>7035027
>/tlhg/
>not being insufferable when it first began
>>7035016
> Hard
Pussy
But yeah it's fucking great. Easily GOTY 2016 unless you liked Overshit
>>7035013
>implying I watch the show for this shithole
>Implying the people here only to shitpost even watch the show.
Leave /sug/
>>7035027
Were you here in July bruh
>>7035035
This, basically. This general manages to gets me hyped for new episodes just to see what gets churned out from you bastards also
>>7035049
Still my favorite Duskull request
>>7034917
No seriously what the fuck is happening in Living Loud 2 i'm so confused.
>>7034310
>I'm just a random asshole who slaps copy pasted stuff together
Yeah, that's who Phee is.
>>7035016
No. The campaign is worth a playthrough maybe one or twice. It's not really worth the 76gb of space that it demands.
How would you react if your favorite Loud was canonically a lesbian?
>>7035082
This one was sweet too
>>7034891
Luan holding a gay test kit.
>>7035105
Nice
>>7035105
die
>>7034891
Lucy like the little girl.
>And Luna like the other
>>7034356
finish Dire Dilemma
Honestly feels like I'm the only Lola lover lads
>>7034386
It begins.
>>7035189
I never finished Kill la Kill.
>>7035198
ped0
>>7035198
We are the last two
Hey /tlhg/, how do you keep you anger at bay?
Kokoro ni.
>>7035197
Wrong guy anon. That's Moondaffodil.
>>7035016
It's alright. It'd be great if battles had good music like the past ones, not this shitty nu-'metal' they put in. I can't fucking fathom HOW DOOM won best sound/best music design from the Video Game Awards. Bethesda must have paid Geoff out the ass, because the music in that game is pure garbage
And here we have a chance to view a Leni in her natural habitat.
>>7035260
I can't
Worst episode of the first season?
In my opinion it was The Sweet Spot.
>>7035300
That's a funny way to spell Out On A Limo.
>>7035300
The Green House
>>7035260
by playing videogames, but sometimes it just makes me angrier.
>>7035339
It was boring, but I don't find it so bad because it had sisters in it.
>>7035288
If I mute the music, what would be avoid substitute? Covers from the old games?
>>7035260
I dunno. For me, it's very easy for me to get my mind on other shit/or think of happy things
>>7035260
I try to ride it out on things like Doom before I do stupid shit I'll regret later. Try try to put some distance between you and the source of your anger when it hits.
>>7035339
If you watch Overnight Success and pretend Clyde is someone else, it's actually a good episode.
>>7035288
I disagree completely I think the nuDoom soundtrack is pretty rad. Also that's not nuMetal that's industrial metal
>>7035288
Nigga most of the music was good.
>>7035403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05hzwQf8pA
>this
>good
>>7035260
I make youtube videos to vent what I can't and choose not to control.
>>7035441
Sounds good to me
>>7035373
First of all listen to the game's OST and decide for yourself
If you don't like the music here's some stuff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=916ZjBkjR_s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2e47wBWTV8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m46Z0-HXySo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9E7MPl4G2Qc
>>7035441
1.5 speed it actually sounds good
>>7035479
>>7035482
I'm not amused
>>7035482
Holy shit you're right
>>7035300
Personally for me it was Roughin It. It was so bad I outright got mad at it, stopped watching, and sent an angry tweet to the writer
>>7035500
I'm sorry then
>>7035479
Where the fuck have you been?
>>7035300
>literally any episode where lincoln is a dick to one of his sisters and learns a forced moral
Here's one of my stories:
http://pastebin.com/ZBGk8EuZ
>>7035293
Leniansi Loudinus is looking noice
>>7033953
Thank you for that, Nito. I like you too!
>>7035279
It became a running gag.
>>7035603
It's called having an opinion you fucking fairy
Gb2 kpop pussy
>>7035504
That's autistic, mang.
>>7035198
We're here, it's just hard to express our love for her without getting banned.
>>7035441
It sounds good.
>>7035643
I realize
To be fair, episodes where characters get so obviously played like tools piss me off very much
>>7035482
Holy shit
>>7035441
Does that fucking skeleton have a trumpet?
No way
>>7034972
>>7035013
I'd enjoy the show even if /tlhg/ doesn't exist. /tlhg/ for me is like toppings on a ice cream.
Loud House is the only recent show that makes me enjoy T.V. more (and the only show that makes me want to check if Nickelodeon is available on places like hotels), kinda like how I enjoyed Adventure Time during it's first few seasons. It's the only show that brings my attention back to T.V. but not that much.
>>7035640
ok, I will. Even their gibberish is better than that shit
What happen with the Lucylivers?
>>7034386
>I couldn't stand seeing Lincoln with Lori, Leni, Luan or Luna.
>Lori was always bossy with him and Luna always annoyed him with her music, so that wasn't much of a problem.
>Things got easier when Lori got herself that dumb boyfriend.
>But Luan and Leni? The anger I felt inside was completely different.
>I don't know how to describe this, but I was angry when Lori and Luna were with him.
>And I was rabid when the other two showed any sign of kindness.
>Like if they were trying to rip my insides apart.
>However, I was always able to distract me from these feelings.
>Go play with this ball or do this other thing.
>Constantly reminding myself that I loved my sisters always helped too.
>But everything changed when that ugly and stupid ass came into his life.
>Ronnie.
>Even her name is dumb, right?
>When I heard she was bullying my brother.
>That small kid I decided to take care of since he was a newborn.
>Something got ahold of me.
>I was wrathful.
>That's when I learned what hate actually meant.
>Hate isn't avoiding someone because you don't want to see her.
>Hate is more than wanting to sit away from her.
>Hate is, for a fraction of a second, feeling a heat inside of you that burns you. A heat that controls your body and silences your mind.
>A heat that makes you act like an animal and the person that makes you feel like this, you want it to be a piece of meat that you can bite with all your might so that you can tear it apart again and again.
>That person stops being a person to become that, a nameless piece of stinky meat that needs to be butchered.
>And that fraction of a second repeats itself every time you hear that person's name.
>That was what I felt when I heard her bullying my little Lincoln.
>But when I learned that she was a girl and not a boy? A female that wants to take him away from us, from ME?
>I didn't just want to bite that piece of meat, I wanted to claw it, to snap it, to step on it, kick it and very slowly squeeze it with my hands.
>>7035819
They went to Chernobyl to reclaim the Holy CNPP
>>7035825
Dude keep going. And while you're at it save it on a pastebin
>>7035825
Getting a little OOC here, Lynn is as dumb as a box of rocks and wouldn't get that intensely descriptive
But I like it
>>7035825
this is some good shit
>>7035825
keep going, its getting real good
What if Lola was your daughter and she heard some naughty words from some older kids, so she asked you to show her what a deepdicking was?
>>7035978
That's a convenient way to phrase that question
leny
>>7035978
>>7036125
Did you just sign a doodle
srsly
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>7035978
>"Get on your back and spread your legs, princess."
>>7036189
We need to bring snap posting back
>>7035013
Are you crazy?
>>7036186
>Hi Rob
>>7036216
No one is forcing you not to mah dude
I ghot a draw request, can someone please take it?
>>7036186
yes seriusly
>>7036275
I'll take it
>>7035198
>implying
Would cum inside her womb t-b-h lads.
>>7036275
Is it about soccer?
>>7036332
same
I would flood her walls hard with my seed
>>7035825
>By the way, that was a good description of how I felt, right?
>I actually stole it from one of Lucy's poems.
>I know I know, stealing is bad, but when I heard that description, it clicked on me, you know?
>Who doesn't want to bite meat?
>Anyways, when I heard that those two had something, I was desperate.
>I tried to lock myself in my room, but it is impossible to have peace in this house.
>I wanted to be by myself for a while, but every single room was occupied.
>Lucy was in our room, Luna was in the garage, Luan was in her room, mom was in the kitchen, etc etc.
>Well, all of them except his room.
>So without thinking about it, I ran and locked myself in Lincoln's room.
>He was with Clyde and wasn't going to come home until night, so it was the only safe place I could be by myself.
>It was nice, a little quiet, even in this madhouse.
>All the noises sounded like faraway echoes in this place.
>When Lincoln is not around nor any of my sisters, I like to feel a little bit vulnerable.
>Cry a little bit, hug my knees, you know?
>It's not like I am girly or all that jazz! But sometimes I need to cry.
>Don't tell anybody I said that, alright?!
>So, in that room, laying on his bed and quietly sobbing, I noticed that I was on top of a used shirt of his.
>A strange idea came unto me, I don't know what happened, but I sniffed it a little bit.
>Sounds weird, I know! But please, don't judge me.
>It made me feel better.
>At first, it was just a tiny itty bitty sniff.
>But I ended sighing while holding it with my hands.
>"Oh~ Lincoln!" I said.
>I felt my body numb, the echo from the house relaxed me and his scent flooded my entire head.
>That's when I noticed I was in the mood for, well...
>You know, that.
>Well ok, you're a book, you wouldn't know about it but, when a girl thinks about her special someone, she has some needs, you know?
>That's what Lori said that time she didn't lock the bathroom room.
>>7036275
let's read it first.
>>7036321
The louds meeting kinnikuman/ultimate muscl characters of your choice.
>>7036373
You cheeky cunt, you took my advice in a fantastic way
>>7034511
I am way past caring about this sort of shit. I've seen through the bullshit, lewd is life, stories of underage cartoon characters fucking their family members is the last true kino left upon the earth. Anything normies like is trash. It's just nothing but trash.
You guys think that they'd ever lower the Lynn and Lincoln interactions due to all the fanart and writings?
>>7036373
Bless you m8 this is good shit
>>7036125
i art
>>7036410
No, the people making the show aren't quite as autistic as the people watching it
>>7036373
>>By the way, that was a good description of how I felt, right?
>>I actually stole it from one of Lucy's poems.
You're fucking brilliant. This is such a slick way of correcting course. I was one of the guys that thought Lynn sounded too smart too and thought it sounded more like a Lori or Luan monologue, something from a more grown up sister.
>>7035339
i really didnt remeber it so i search it on google and found this
>>7036446
remove geen
>>7036410
All according to plan
>>7036451
good art
>>7036189
>>PLAYIN
Overwatch
>>WRITIN
Been having a bit of a block, hopefully the once the new episodes hit i'll finally feel like writing something good and fresh
>>WHATEVER-IN
Getting Drunk is fun
>>7036446
remove geen
>>7036446
remove geen
>>7036393
I'm sorry anon
>>7036189
>WATCHIN
Vinesauce Tomodachi Life
>PLAYIN
TF2 and Tomodachi Life still
>DRAWIN
I'm lazy right now
>WHATEVER-IN
LH characters don't translate too well into Mii form
>>7036612
You watched that anime?
>>7036622
Leni's going to flavortown.
>>7036446
remove green
>>7036645
Yeah, when I was a kid. I was just going to do some shit on mspaint but now I feel bad
>>7036458
>tfw people use fictional characters to justify their mental illnesses
Seriously though, this picture has to be fucking ironic
>>7036673
Aw, why?
>>7036703
People are stupid, it's not.
>>7035539
It's good
>>7036373
>By the way, that was a good description of how I felt, right?
>I actually stole it from one of Lucy's poems.
nice save
>>7036462
>>7036754
Off topic but that scene was so goddamn hilarious when I first saw it. I really didn't see that coming.
>>7036720
I thought it was going to be some unspecific request like, something lewd involving some characters and I would draw some shitty thing like the clown I am and then no one would've take your request seriously
>>7034614
I think any artist that doesn't get an audience gets a bit pissy (including me), but It's not really that much. Personally I don't get that dissapointed, and move on quickly.
I like when people see my stuff and like it, but at the very start of a project, I do it for myself. I wouldn't do or continue something if I don't like it first.
Requesting Lincoln cosplaying as Robbie Rotten. No seriously
>>7036951
>Lincoln as Robbie Rotten
>Linclone, Linka, and Liberty as the three fake Robbie's
Fund it.
>>7036951
You're getting Robbie Rotten cosplaying as Lincoln
>>7034921
>>7037029
Not the guy who requested this but I love it
>>7036987
demanding this
>>7036820
Ah well whatever the cqse, its cool man.
If you want a nondescript request, lucy as a skeletal spook
>>7037029
Leni is the waifu of peace
>>7036189
>LISTENIN
adventurezone podcast
>PLAYIN
pokemon moon
>WRITIN
late ass christmas collab, then something from my idea list
>WHATEVER-IN
wish the rain would stay constant where im at. i really love the sound it makes on the roof and windows
>>7036373
>Is it weird that I like doing it with my clothes on?
>I mean, I hope not.
>Anyways, I normally like to go slow.
>One of the great things about being an athlete like me, is that your body is in great shape.
>So, I really like to slowly caress it.
>From my neck to my thighs, I love rubbing my whole body with the tip of my fingers.
>I took my time not only because I was really in the mood, but because I had only one hand available.
>The other one was holding his shirt.
>Going down to my stomach, my waist and hips, I caressed all those curves all the way down to my inner thighs.
>I was breathing heavily.
>I couldn't believe what I was doing, I was going to touch myself in Lincoln's room!
>That was so wrong, yet it felt sooo good.
>I closed my eyes and I imagined his fingers doing it instead of mine.
>Lincoln spread the lips and he slowly pushed one of his fingers.
>My breathing got even heavier, maybe because I only breathed through his shirt.
>But I couldn't contain myself, I could almost hear his voice speaking sweet words into my ear.
>Unconsciously, my hand increased its speed and the wet sounds could be clearly heard.
>I remember a couple of moans escaped my mouth while I tried to clench my teeth.
>When it finally happened, my body tensed so much, that my hips raised and I screamed, trying to muffle myself with his shirt.
>"Wow, that was something else" I said, huffing and puffing on his bed.
>I took a couple of minutes to recover, looking at the ceiling, thinking.
>That's when I realized something, how much I actually wanted him to be with me as a man.
>Finally, Lynn Loud understood her feelings.
>I wanted to be his girl, his woman.
>But I also understood how much I hated Ronnie.
>She needs to go.
>Ronnie, she will hurt him, I know she will hurt him.
>I needed to butcher that piece of meat.
>"I won't let you touch MY Lincoln ever again."
>>7037105
>late ass christmas collab
You're slow mang.
>tfw drunk again and thinking about how I need Leni in my life
>tfw need her accepting and caring nature to feel safe again
>>7037029
>Actually is delivering
>>7037117
>>7033513
Bro dont let anything bring you down!
This is a new year and with it good things will come, soon inspiration will hit you and your passion will soar
>>7037120
I think we all need a Leni or someone like her.. I like Lucy thought she seems a little jaded for her age.
Am I wrong here, /tlhg/?
>>7037029
genuine kek, bless you duskull
>>7037093
I'm sorry my dude I can't. I think I'll just hit the bed, I'm sorry, I don't know why I've been feeling so weird these days
>>7035087
good things Bro
good things
>>7036189
>WATCHIN
Some stuff
>WRITIN
Nothing right now. Thinking of taking a break or just being done with it.
>WHATEVER-IN
I had a nice shrimp dish today.
>>7036813
You got the video? I just saved it because it was a nice picture
>>7037224
Maybe she does, she's kind of a dum dum after all. :^)
>>7033709
How about a fic of Linc playing Bloodborne?
>>7037114
>lynncoln yandere
oh boy, two of the worst things ever combined.
fuck you
>inb4 "this is the mouth of jealousy" or some other bullshit "argument"
>>7033953
Why dont chat with them in the discord?
>>7037267
That sounds mundane as hell.
Whoever you are, this is some quality shitposting but I'll have to take them down
>>7037176
No, you're right.
More right than you can imagine.
>>7037326
Hmm.. Lucyfag I am then, I guess.
I'd like someone who'd laugh at the awful stuff I say not be shocked by it.
Good night /tlhg/
>>7037298
>"this is the mouth of jealousy"
Good to know yandere haters don't have english as their first language. No wonder you're such plebs.
>>7037114
Man, this is awesome
>>7037298
I genuinely hate Lynncoln and its fans with a passion but this story is actually great.
I think it's the diary pov. It really works for Lynn
>>7037114
She should make Lincoln hers with her body until she's all he can think about. Whether he wants it or not.
>>7034096
>Bruh Da Moji Movie Lit Loud House Sucks Such For Little Kids :33 XD
This shit is so cringy it rolls back into hilarious
>>7037350
>I like Lucy too
I was banned from a discord group for saying that i want a boy to commit suicide (he was trying to commit suicide)
>>7037176
As time goes on I realize I don't need a girl or a woman. I just need someone to care for me and tell me shit's gonna be okay when we both know it's too late for anything to get better. I want someone to be there with me as we both drown in self loathing and we will stay miserable but at least we would have someone to be alongside as we wallow in our sorrows. It's selfish, but it's what I want.
I know people can be good so I know people like Leni are out there, but I know they wouldn't want to be around me. God I'm fucking pathetic. I've grown from where I was before but being self aware to myself and situation doesn't make anything better for me.
I just want people to be kind to me. And I want to give something good to others.
>>7037421
I don't quite get what you're saying? You were banned for saying you wanted someone to kill themselves and they were suicidal?
>>7037298
>this is the mouth of jealousy
>>7037298
>this is the mouth of jealousy
It is the speaking of the stupid
>>7037250
Here it is. The joke is that comic book nerds were mad at mike and jay for the way they reviewed captain america and threw bricks in the window with notes on em. Then the last one is thrown and plinkett picks it up reads it and says its for him. Then credits.
https://youtu.be/vYyHedwTb_Q
>>7033266
Cell
>>7037495
>this jumbled up nonsense
Are you the 'mouth of jealousy' guy?
>>7037506
lol'd
>>7037553
Nou but english isn't my first language
>>7036189
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUBoin0JHA
>DRAWIN
Doing some practice doodles. Drew pic related a while ago with Ticketqt.
>WRITIN
http://pastebin.com/e3H0Y3K1
Updated Stuck to You (Luan/Dad lewdfic). Hope you like it so far. WiP.
>>7037495
That's actually pretty funny, dude, and you're right.
Sorry you got banned sounds like ass. In a shit way I mean.
>>7037452
At least you know what you want I feel like I don't a good chunk of the time, I want the same, someone to be nice to you, but I also want someone who can cuddle me and stuff, who I'd be comfortable cuddling with, but in reality, I know that probably won't happen. I'm weird with touching.
totally sexy lynn, fap to it
>>7037631
Damn that's hot.
>>7037631
fapworthy imo
>>7037608
Yeah i know, was stupid (maybe i was rude).
>>7037603
>fiddling with her bowtie
c-cute!
>>7037114
You're doing a good job.
>>7037029
This is fantastic. Thanks tango.
>>7037631
i am cum.
>>7037695
hello cum, i'm dad
Request from a bud since I've been doing Polly.
>>7037114
Writer here, I'm not really used to write in such a fast moving thread. What do I do when it dies?
>>7037730
pastebin nigga
>>7037753
Ok, then, pastebin it is.
>>7037724
noice
>>7037603
ticket qt is bae
I feel like lincoln would be a good yu-gi-oh protagonist.
>>7037730
Continue if you want, but always pastebin it when your done. Also, great story dude!
>>7037608
I don't know if being a little bi is what keeps me from caring about gender, but I think at this point any friend would do. I have a lot of friends but the only time we make contact is at a party or when we're all drunk. I bared myself to them the other day and I got what I wanted. I was held and told it would be alright. Now I just wanna drink. I'm not an alcoholic. But that's as close as I can get to being perfectly honest with myself. I believe you can find what you are looking for but don't rely on others to give it to you.
Be the person you want to be in all honesty. And then you can bother looking for some wicked hot slash and the girl who's kind. I feel goosebumps man. Thanks for helping me talk some shit out.
Hey The loud house fandom. how does it feel to be one of the worst fandoms of all time? c:
>>7037777
Quads confirm, she's incredibly cute!
>>7037791
egyptian god cards but it's lynn, leni and luna
>>7037805
Pretty damn good.
>>7037805
It alright
>>7037809
Would lincoln use synchros xys or fusions for his big monsters.
>b-but tributes
Nigga thats old hat.
>>7037805
Meh, only on tumblr, and even then, only a really REALLY small part, that's easy to ignore.
All in all, we're not that bad, or at least not as bad as we could be?
>>7037730
i'm screencapping as well
>>7037029
Skeluigi delivering as always. BASED
>>7037856
Is this gonna be a new thing now?
>>7037856
>not recognizing fucking caencer
>>7037877
When did Beastboy have a chin
>>7037802
It sucks man. I want a chick or human at least to acknowledge me but I gotta get my problems settled before I can worry about somebody else. Having to do everything by myself is hard man it's so hard. But it's the only way I think.
When a jojo's reference in TLH or some fanart?
What does Luan have in common with a boat built by the KKK?
She's designed to be filled with white seamen!
>>7037805
It's alright.
>>7034096
>ROBLOX forums still shit after all these years
thank god for universal constants.
>>7037796
Hey, thank you. Did you draw that?
Tec on my hip that means that it is feelin me
These niggas ain't no kin to me no friend to me
These nigga fuckin' enemies, aye, the beat go off? aye..
I up it then my heat go off, I heard he do that sneaky talk
I heard he was a sneaky dawg, I up this fuckin' 4 then I speak it dawg
Me I take naps and you a sleepy dawg
Catch yo ass in the back shoot up yo fifi dawg
>>7037963
No problem, and nope. The artist is fullhero!
>>7037963
I assume that was Geen, so no, he didn't. The artist is Fullhero as said by the signiture.
>>7037923
>e]
>tfw black
>tfw is the greatest thing to happen in existence
>tfw she's correlated with moonman and racist /pol/ shit
>tfw listening to American Football thinking about Luan
>>7037631
Fuck you I was going for no fap 2017 curse you anon you madman
>>7037972
Who is the best girl?
>>7037987
Good job fullhero!
>>7037805
It feels like I want to pound Lola's loli cunny.
What if you were the proud owner of a purebred Luan, but the stray neighborhood Luna kept sneaking into your yard and trying to mate with her?
>>7038115
This is why we have Guard Lynns, what the fuck are they doing if not their jobs?.
>>7038115
Mate with both.
>>7038115
Capture the Luna and send her to the pound.
>>7038168
What if she tried to offer cunny for freedom?
>>7038143
>using a Guard Lynn instead of an Alarm Lana
>>7038211
They're so dirty, though, and with their small size they're more likely to end up dead than warding anything off.
>>7037899
That's the way to go about it man. If you find someone with your shit all fucked up you won't be happy I think. And that ain't no way to be; double negative's aside. It's possible as hard as it may be. I haven't even found my own self respect but I know I'm on my way to it.
Ran out of my pics. I'll need to grab more from the booru.
>>7034074
>Remingshit
She should have offer herself if her family had that terrible taste
>>7038202
Luna has more STDs than a truck stop whore.
>>7038250
>fullhero! has good works
>>7038202
Hmm perhaps she has a place in the breeding stocks. My Bobby needs to relieve some stress.
>>7038259
You big dummy! That's Skeluigi! Get it right or pay the price.
>>7034214
>It's a 'luna loses her mind after smoking Chinese counterfeit weed' episode
>>7038264
Bobbies only mate with Loris, every Bobby owner knows that!
>>7038259
Forgot that was a thing.
>>7038258
I'd let Luna give me all of her STDs if it meant I got to flood her womb.
>>7038288
It's troublesome getting those two to breed when your Lori mates with everything.
Goodnight west
>>7038288
Ronnie can be a substitute as well
>>7038288
I think there is something wrong with my Bobby and Lori, no matter how many times I have them breed, the Lori never makes any pups.
>>7038324
>buy a Whori because "they keep things in line"
>she gets friendly with my neighbor's Hugh
>3 weeks later my entire flock has gonorrhea
Loris, man. Not even once.
>>7038332
I tried that, he just cuddles it.
>>7038332
I find that Lincolns work better
>>7038259
Did you reply to me on accident?
>>7038383
Accident, sorry anon.
>>7038361
You need to get the Bobby drunk and tie down the Ronnie with a blond wig.
>>7038014
Ronnie
Kek
>>7038014
For me: Lucy
>>7038411
Slow down Michael Vick.
>>7038411
Only have to do it once too, after that they do it normally without you having to trick them.
>>7038431
Bobbys are very gentle, if a bit slow. Besides, Ronnies love breeding with their brothers, if he comes to and tries to pull out they will invariably leg lock and force him to cum inside. Regular predators them.
>>7034917
stop spamming faggot
>>7038478
Make me you cock sucker
>>7038395
It's cool, I thought I might have made a reference to something without knowing it.
>>7038501
Hey you can't talk to my friend like that
I love Luan!
>>7038501
neck yourself avatarfag
>>7038516
What are you going to do about it dweeb?
>>7038527
Enjoy seeing my posts in every thread you loser.
>>7038527
>neck yourself
t. dwayne
>>7038557
Flood
>>7038557
You really captured his essence with that one
>it's an "even more autistic person impersonates autismzilla" episode
>>7038526
We all do.
>>7038476
G-go on, I'm learning things about Ronnies I never knew.
>>7038611
God i love these episodes
>>7038629
Too bad I've found a priest in Wisconsin who is willing to legally marry me and a cartoon character, we're registered at the local jokeshop.
I've been gone from the general for two month. Has anything happened since then?
>>7038664
I bet you would quadzilla.
>reading a fic
>it's Ronniecoln
>>7038690
I do draw"""""""friend"""""""
>>7038710
>reading a fic
>it's Bobbycoln
>it's rape
>>7038688
My love for Luna grew, despite the naysayers trying to deter me otherwise.
>>7038710
which fic?
>>7038688
I learned that aliens and humans can breed together.
>>7038732
FIFY
>>7038733
Ain't no shame in that. Luna is certainly a fine lass.
>>7038710
>writing a fic
>It's Bobby Anne
Purest love
>>7038732
Link?
>>7034917
Please man just stop. it hurts so much seeing you post not just this but anything else too. Your english is horrible, your obviously autistic which may not be your fault but you are so slow in the head that I feel dumb for reading anything you post. Please just leave man, I can't take it any longer please dude.
>>7038835
God, I can't wait. Bobbyanne is so underrated.
>Lincoln wheezed, trying to catch his breath.
>Why is this so exhausting.
>When he agreed to practice with Lynn and Polly with their roller derby practice, he thought it wouldn't be this excruciating.
>"W-wait! Let me-- OOF!" Lincoln was sent flying into the bushes in his backyard as he was hit, full force with Polly's behind.
>Lincoln got up, steadying himself as he saw stars whirling around his head.
>"I gotta say Lynn, I'm impressed. Your little brother makes a great practice partner. Many others would have quit or passed out by now." Polly said, roller blading backwards around the yard.
>"Yeah, I spent many years practicing all my moves on him. Made him tough and full of stamina!" Lynn said smugly.
>Lincoln managed to compose himself, shaking his head to finally see clearly.
>He managed to propel himself forward, moving slowly in the grass.
>"Ugh... why are we rollerblading on grass?" he asked, still exhausted.
>"It's good traction... builds up your stamina!" Lynn said, easily roller blading around Lincoln.
>A voice was heard from inside the Loud house, "Lynn Loud! Get in here right now!!!"
>Lynn gulped.
>Her had did not sound happy.
>"Umm, k-keep practicing with Lincoln, Polly. I'll go see what that's about."
>Lynn made her way to the door, going inside and out of sight.
>Polly looked at Lincoln, giving him a mischiveous smile.
>Lincoln's eyes shrank, fear stricken as he tried moving away.
>"Get ready for the booty block, Lincoln!" Polly said, building up her momentum.
>>7038688
Not really, no leaks this time around so we're all just waiting.
>>7038835
I hear they're basically all like that, though the one specific one I'm thinking I only saw as a green.
>>7038773
Disgusting
>>7037114
>Now this is the embarrassing part.
>Just as I pull my shorts up and noticed all the, well all the juice on Lincoln's bed, I heard someone knocking on the door.
>"Hey! Lynn, Lincoln needs his bedroom!"
>I thought he was coming later that day, but nope, I was super wrong.
>"Oh! J-just a minute, mom!"
>"No, open now, we need to talk!"
>"Dang, no time to clean now" I thought to myself, so I put the shirt on top of the wet blanket and quickly opened the door.
>Out there, some of my sisters were staring at me, Lori and Luan were giggling, my mother was softly shaking her head and Lincoln was there, looking at the floor while rubbing his arm.
>"Is... everything alright?" I asked.
>Well it turns out, I wasn't aware of how loud I actually was!
>That was so embarrassing.
>Both him, Lori, Luna and Luan heard me and they called mom.
>"Lynn, honey, I think it's time to have the talk." My mother said.
>"Am I in trouble?" I asked. You have no idea how worried I was.
>"Of course not! We just need to have a lady talk." She answered.
>I couldn't even look Lincoln in the face when mom pulled me to her bedroom.
>"Well, I think I'll be in my room now." Lincoln said before getting in, closing the door and screaming a loud "what is this?!"
>I still get so red after remembering that!
>And then, the "talk" happened.
>"As your body grows, I understand you have some needs. I'm not angry at you." My mother went on and on.
>Couldn't she see I wanted to die? The last thing I needed was this!
>After an hour, she finally let me go but she said to me "You need to go and apologize to him."
>The last thing I wanted to do was talk to Lincoln.
>"Please no, everything but that!" I begged.
>"Trust me, the faster "I force" you to talk to him, the quicker it'll stop being awkward." After that, I had to go knock on his door.
>>7038868
Damn it. Also there is no reason for that, Bobby and Lincoln should be cute and consentual. With some whori cucking maybe.
What if Luan offered you $500 to star in one of her "Ultimate Bum Shock Fights" video?
>>7038919
I'd take the money, knock her the fuck out and sell the hobo rape tape for more cash.
>>7038904
kek
>>7038919
If Luan has that kind of money why does she dress like a poor person?
>>7038904
I'm really enjoying this.
>>7038972
All the money in the world couldn't fix her horrible tastes.
>>7038853
>"AAH!" Lincoln shouted, bracing for impact.
>Polly's booty hit against Lincoln's pelvis, knocking him back.
>He began falling over, trying to stay balanced.
>Instinctively he reached out to grab anything, grabbing on to Polly's waist in the process.
>Lincoln fell back into the same bush, pulling down Polly down with him as she let out a "AH!"
>He saw stars once more, trying to shake off the dizziness.
>The pain suddenly stopped, being replaced by something... good.
>He looked over and saw Polly, sitting on his crotch.
>Lincoln blushed, trying to move.
>The weight of Polly pinned him down, as she was unable to get up as her roller blades kept spinning, keeping her on Lincoln as she tried to stand.
>Her butt rubbed up against Lincoln's crotch, his private area suddenly becoming aroused.
>Polly let out a low "ooh" as she stopped moving.
>Lincoln's member kept growing, as he covered his face, completely ashamed of what Polly might be thinking.
>Several seconds passed without Polly saying anything, or moving for that matter.
>"P-polly. Umm..." Lincoln said lowly.
>She turned to face Lincoln, Lincoln noticing her face flushed red.
>"M-maybe I will take up Lynn's request to keep practicing with you."
>>7038904
>>"Well, I think I'll be in my room now." Lincoln said before getting in, closing the door and screaming a loud "what is this?!"
kek
>that episode where Mr. Coconuts told Luan to kill her parents
>>7039050
>that episode Leni joined Charles Mansons cult despite the fact he's been in prison for 50 years
>>7039050
fic when?
>>7039066
Damn he's good.
>>7038773
where's 40k anon when you need it
>>7039022
>Lincoln blushed, "W-what are you saying."
>Slowly, Polly took up a kneeling position, still straddling Lincoln.
>She began to move, rubbing her crotch up against Lincoln's erection underneath his pants.
>Lincoln gasped, the sensation in his pants feeling better than ever.
>"W-what are you doing?" he asked almost frantically.
>Polly simply let out giggles, her arms being placed on Lincoln's chest.
>Lincoln was almost mesmerized by Polly's movements.
>Her hips moved almost like a belly dancers', her face blushing with a goofy smile on her face.
>Polly's breathing elevated, as Lincoln could start hearing gasping noises coming from her.
>Lincoln's face switched to almost pained, one eyes closed as he looked down at Polly's movements.
>Polly's shorts were completely wet from her crotch area.
>"T-this... this feels really good, Lincoln." she said in an almost trance-like state, followed by her heavy breathing.
>"G-get off for a moment..." Lincoln said, Polly following his instruction.
>Still laying down, he quickly took off his shorts, his fully erect cock exposing itself.
>Polly quickly did the same, showing her dripping cunny.
>She immediately sat back down on Lincoln's member, rubbing up against him.
>The sensation was even better than while having the shorts on as proved by Lincoln's sudden gasps.
>Polly let out moans, as she tried to stifle them by biting down on her lower lip.
>Lincoln's member twitched, Polly continuing to masturbate using Lincoln's cock.
>"P-Polly... can I.." is all Lincoln managed to say while looking down at both of their crotches.
>Polly understood, kneeling up, as Lincoln's cock straighted, pointing right at Polly's entrance.
>The tip of his cock touched Polly's wet slit, Polly moaning as Lincoln began to enter her.
>She slowly took in his cock, Lincoln gasping and moaning along with her, Polly finally taking the whole thing in.
>Their eyes met, both of them seemingly out of breath.
>Polly smiled, "Ready to begin?"
>>7039130
Thankfully he and a bunch of other tards are fucking around in his own discord.
>>7038904
MOAR pls I beg of you
>>7039136
This is getting great!
Confess thy sins.
>>7039255
>Loni
It's shit
>>7038225
Lanas are for alarms, not guarding. Besides, she can shoot just fine
>>7039255
kys lonifaggot
>>7039136
>Lincoln nodded, his pained expression not going away.
>Polly began to move, going up before coming back down on Lincoln's dick.
>Lincoln's moans were stifled as he covered his mouth, attempting to hide his pleasure.
>Polly wasn't so quiet as her moans were loud enough to be heard by the entire house.
>Lincoln began moving his hips along with Polly's movements, thrusting upward as Polly came down.
>The pleasure that coursed throughout his body was enough to make him convulse.
>He grabbed on to Polly's waist, looking up at her.
>Lincoln's pushed upward, taking off her shirt, Polly raising her arms behind her head, helping with taking off her clothes.
>The small mounds on her chest simply aroused Lincoln even further.
>His movements increased, pushing up further and harder, moans escaping Polly even louder as Lincoln's cock reached deeper inside of her.
>Lincoln yelled as he exploded inside of Polly, Polly cumming all over Lincoln's crotch.
>Both of the kids panted, Polly giving Lincoln more smiles as she leaned forward.
>Lincoln didn't even flinch as he saw Polly face in fron of Lincoln.
>He leaned forward, lips locking with Polly's.
>Polly reciprocated the kiss, her tongue exploring the depths of Lincoln's mouth.
>Lincoln pulled out of Polly, not breaking the kiss as she laid on top of him.
>They both made out for minutes, Lincoln's erection making a full recovery in the process as it rubbed up against Polly.
>Polly giggled, "You really do have a lot of stamina, don't you?"
>She got up, finally finding her balance as she stood on her own two roller blades.
>Polly bent over on the tree, her bare ass being presented to Lincoln.
>"Ready for round 2?"
>>7039255
I've been following tlh since it started getting attention back in /co/. I've tried many times to contribute in some way, but every time I see a cool pic or a really neat fic I delete what I do almost immediately cause I know I'll never amount to anything even to the anons here...
>>7039303
Also to the guy that wanted a Luna edit, about to start that.
>>7039255
I want to set up a patreon for my work but I'm a hack and know no one would ever become a patron.
>>7039374
>I know I'll never amount to anything even to the anons here.
Nigga, just do it. Doing something but amounting to nothing is better than doing nothing but somehow being notable.
>>7039374
Creating bad content is better than creating no content as long as you put in a genuine effort, anon.
>>7039303
>Lincoln got up, feeling slightly dizzy.
>He regained his balance as he found his way to Polly's behind.
>His hands were placed on her back cheeks, grabbing on to them tightly as Polly's moans escaped her.
>Lincoln rubbed his erection up against Polly's wet slit as she looked back, lust in her eyes.
>Polly needed Lincoln, and she needed him NOW!
>Lincoln's tip penetrated Polly, Polly letting out stifled moans as she bit her lip.
>It wasn't long before Lincoln penetrated as deep as he could inside Polly.
>Gasping for air, Polly said "W-what are you waiting for? Start moving!"
>Lincoln complied, his hips moving back and forth, in and out of Polly.
>She gasped, pleasure waves being sent through her entire body.
>The 2 kids continued in their forbidden act, completely uncaring of the world around them.
>"POLLY!" Lynn shouted from the door.
>The tree she was balancing over covered her, luckily.
>Lincoln stopped moving as he was still inside of Polly.
>Lynn looked around the backyard from the door.
>She didn't spot Polly or Lincoln at all.
>"AGH!" Lincoln yelped, covering his mouth with his hand.
>Polly kept moving back into Lincoln, moving back and forth, her hips getting faster.
>Lincoln tried to maintain his composure, and more importantly, his silence.
>Lynn perked up, thinking she heard something.
>The only sound being made was Polly's heaving breathing, pushing up against Lincoln's crotch.
>It was barely audible as Lynn simply shrugged, going back in the house.
>Polly looked back at Lincoln with a smug smile on her face.
>Lincoln smiled back at Polly, grabbing her firmly by the waist and pushing deeply into her.
>"So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Ok."
What if you were Lola?
>>7039374
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>>7039433
Masturbation
Lana
>>7039429
Hey man this is some really good stuff. Do you want to join my discord?
Next Thread:
>>7038860
>>7039429
>Lincoln began thrusting deeper and harder into Polly.
>Polly had a hard time keeping her composure, Lincoln's thrusts really doing a number on her.
>She almost regretted teasing Lincoln the way she did.
>"C-calm down there..." she barely managed to choke out, gasping at nearly every word.
>Lincoln didn't let up, thrusting as hard as he could.
>Polly moaned out, Lincoln nearing climax.
>Both of the kids pushed up against each other, Lincoln grabbing on to Polly's chest.
>His hands found their way to her chest, Lincoln squeezing them hard.
>"N-not so rough!" The jock pleaded, shivering in delight at the sudden sensation.
>Lincoln ignored her pleas, his fingers gently rubbing Polly's nipples together.
>Polly exhaled loudly, shudder in her breathing as Lincoln suddenly pinched her nipples.
>"You like that, don't you?" Lincoln said in am almost vicious voice.
>"Y-yes!" Polly moaned out.
>Lincoln was nearly surprised at the answer.
>He wasnted to punish Polly but she ended up liking it.
>Lincoln got bolder, raising one hand and immediately bringing it down, a hard "SLAP" being hear as he struck Polly's bottom.
>"OH... GOD YES!!!" She screamed out.
>Hearing Polly's scream took Lincoln past the point on no return.
>>7039557
>He thrust even harder, cumming deep inside of Polly.
>She reciprocated the action, her cunt dripping wet.
>Polly lost balance, falling forward as Lincoln fell on top of her.
>They both remained on the floor, gasping for air, Polly turning her head to face Lincoln.
>"That... that was amazing.." she said, bringing her face close as her lips locked with Lincoln's.
>Before long, the two kids regained their strength, got dressed and stood back up.
>They barely managed to roam around the yard before Lynn showed back up.
>"Guys?! Where were you? I was looking for you guys."
>Polly said, "We were..umm.. taking a break..." winking at Lincoln.
>Lincoln blushed, looking away and up at the sky.
>"You know," Polly said, "Lincoln's a really great partner. He should really come over to my house so I can, 'practice my moves' on him."
>"That's fine" Lynn shrugged, "As long as Lincoln's ok with it."
>Lincoln simply laughed, "I don't mind."
>"Then it's settled!" Polly said, bumping her butt into Lincoln's.
>She leaned in close, whispering in Lincoln's ear, "I can't wait for you to come over.."
END
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
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Thanks for reading
>>7039576
Bravo Alchy Bro!
>>7039576
God DAMN, Alchy, this was outstanding!
Goodnight guys
>>7039689
nigth
>>7039576
Truly liked that, it got better and better near the end. Really picked up a lot of momentum. I can't fucking believe that out of all the dance qts Polly has gotten the most fics and art though.
>>7039726
She's a standin for Lynn, so naturally she's the one people want to write for.
>>7039760
WHY NOT JUST USE LYNN. IT'S INCEST SO IT'S EVEN BETTER. FUCK NORMIES!
>>7039797
You realize incest is the normalfag alternative, in this fandom, right?
>>7039952
That doesn't make any fucking sense dumbass
>>7035189
Sorry for taking so long
I literally had to go to a funeral.
>>7039989
Incest is so prevalent in this fandom that not shipping incest is avant garde. Normalfags push for incest.
>>7040130
No one gives two shit about ship hipsters. Liking incest makes you one of us, not liking it makes you weekender normie scum.
>>7040118
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.