/sing/ - Sing General: Bae needed more screentime edition La

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かわいい

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>>7024744
That's probably because how big the cast is

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reminder

>>7027610
>69
nice

>>7027610
hue
sing it has damn good characters and nothing more. Even the animation itself seems kinda incompetent some times. I'm even surprised is not even less.
>98%
>average rating 8.1
How the fuck do you inflate your rating 20 points?

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>>7027461
Repostan
POST YOUR FAVORITE SETTINGS OF FANFICS
LIKE
>Anon does [x] with [x]
>fetishes
>Character goes to real world
>Genderbender
> X and Y ship
>Character gets the superpower of http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
etc
STUFF THAT FUELS THE WRITTEFAGGING
THERE IS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF THAT IN /tg/ AND /mlp/!
YOU CAN BE A WRITTEFAG TOO
https://janefriedman.com/favorite-writing-prompt-exercise-books-2/
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/4chanlit/images/3/3e/1372579076250.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140714200454
GO GO GO

>You are Anon.
>You're coming home to your shared apartment after a long day's work.
>You unlock the door as usual, setting your stuff down on a nearby table.

>"Anon? Are you home?"

>That sounds like Ash.
>You follow the sound of her voice to your bedroom.
>You find her lying on the bed, one paw on her slightly pronounces stomach.
>Looks like she just finished a big meal or something.
>She looks at you with weary, pleading eyes as you sit on the edge of the bed.

"What's up?"

>"Went out to lunch with Meena, and...I might have overdone it."

>She winces as a quiet gurgle emanates from her middle.
>'Might have' sounds like an understatement.
>You gently lean down, putting your ear against her taut belly.
>You can hear a chorus of burbles and gurgles as she digests her meal.
>Looking up at Ash, you can see a hint of red in her cheeks.
>You sit back up.

"You sure do sound stuffed. You need anything?"

>She bites her lip, thinking...

>"...Could you...rub it?"

>>7027610
>>7027610
Zootopia is pretty overrated desu. And this is coming from someone who visits the threads daily.

>>7027790
>How the fuck do you inflate your rating 20 points?

Rotten tomatos is deceiving as fuck. 98% fresh means 98% of its reviews were positive. They could all be 7/10 and that would be 100% fresh.

>>7028017
>You feel your cheeks flush.
>Sure, you'd had sex with her before, but you never really focused on her stomach when you did.
>However, something about it's roundness and the sounds it made intrigued you.
>You gently placed a hand on Ash's belly.
>It's definitely taut, but still a bit soft.
>Ash lays back, closing her eyes and biting her lip.
>You slowly begin rubbing in a circular motion.

>Ash's stomach is soft enough that it slightly molds to your touch.
>It circles along with your hand, gurgling and sloshing as you went.
>Poor Ash was a blushing mess, paws gripping the sheets as she let out a quiet moan.

>"N-nngh..."

>>7027943
I'm glad you're here so consistently. Thanks m8e.

>>7028063
I'll fukin fight you

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>>7028326
Well it kinda is.
It was getting praise before it came out cause furries

>>7027610
What about the popcorn icon?

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>>7027461
I came here for ms Crawly

>>7028326
I kinda agree. And Im the kind of person who goes "NO DONT COMPARE TWO THINGS ON A FEW DETAILS THEY SHARE"

Looking at Zootopia on its own, a lot of the story is off and contrived sometimes, a few plot points that are a tad glaring, and character wise only a few are actually interesting and fun.

Also >>7028360
but I doubt Sing is free from that :P

>>7028360
I actually didn't have that many expectations for Zootopia. It looked sort of silly and the plot didn't seem that interesting. Of course, then I saw it and was completely blown away.

>>7028426
>>7028389
>>7028362
>7028362
>>7028360
>>7028326
AAAAAnyway this is a Sing Thread, so what now?

>>7028389
>Also >>7028360
>but I doubt Sing is free from that :P
idk
i'm not a /trash/man and didn't even want to see the movie. I'm d/ic/k that thought the publicity looked fucking fucking awful. But I really liked how the characters interacted and probably would use them as a reference when I get around into creating stories.
tl;dr: I genuinely liked it. not even a furry. came here to discuss it.

>>7028498
True, I just imagine some people are screeching about it somewhere.

I really liked it too but im trashy furry.

>>7028462
I just saw it, the panda girls made me laugh my ass off, also all the "dejavu Eurobeat drift" moments with Johnny

Ash a cute, fuck pigdad and Mike

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Shit my bad.
WRong link.
Nao:
>>7028462
WE MAEK GIFS AND WEBMS

Movie: http://kisscartoon.se/Cartoon/Sing/Movie-Cam
>click on " If the player does not work, CLICK HERE to use your device's player "
>watch

>>7028551
I probably should be drawng more for this.

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>>7027461
>3rd general
>still hasn't added a movie link

Guys
Mike fucking died
They cut away with the bear mobster in the backseat of the car, they're totally dead

Also the vore thing made it really weird

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>>7028681
>second movie comes
>Is implied in a line of dialog that he got mexicansugardanced or pastaniggered or some shit
>no mention of him ever again

>>7028782
I wouldn't complain. The mouse was an asshole.

>>7028209
>You continue rubbing for a few minutes.
>Ash moans every so often, the noises in her tummy not letting up.
>You zone out briefly, thinking about something else while you pet her.
>You come to when you feel something fluffy brush against your thumb.
>You look down.
>Turns out your rubbing had shifted Ash's shirt, causing it to ride up.
>The bottom of her brown-furred belly was exposed, your thumb having slipped off the material of her shirt.
>Intrigued, you slowly slide the shirt up and out of the way.

>There sits her plump, rounded gut, fully exposed.
>Chocolate-colored fur covers the dome, giving it that 'pettable' look.
>Through the fluff, you can barely make out her cute innie bellybutton, smack dab in the center.
>You can't help but stare in awe; the paunch adds a whole new layer of beauty to Ash's form.
>Your hand moves on its own, resuming its circular rubbing pattern.

>Ash moans again, sitting up just a bit to see what you were doing.

>"Nnf...A-Anon?"

>>7028782
>second movie
For real or speculation?

>>7027461

How much art we have with Koala?

>>7029854
Tumblr loves him, so a ton.

>>7029990
I swear I feel like this expression fits in so well I just don't what category is in.

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>>7030091

>>7029811
Of curse there is going to be a fucking sequel.
We are in the berenstain where every IP has some spin-off, sequel, cinematic universe, etc.

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>>7027461
Guys I posted this in a previous thread and I could use some feedback

>its what (in my opinion) would have happened to buster moon if he couldn't get the money to build the theater


Its gorey and I'm thinking on starting a blog or something to post my fan art

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>>7030222

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>>7030222
>>7030248
Last one

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>>7030222

>>7030163
As long as I get more purcuwaifu and pigmom I'm happy

>>7030222
>>7030248
>>7030262
For
What
Purpose

>>7030748
I was bored but I'm working on better pics not of suicide though...

>>7028360
>It was getting praise before it came out cause furries

Like Sing? If it weren't for the furries in this movie there'd be no reason to see it.

>>7028373
Do you think she can do the ping-pong ball trick with her false eye?

>>7030163

I was in the bathroom and I thought of the title...

Sing: World Tour

>>7028649
go to kisscartoon and watch the shitty cam quality rip with lag and the guy chomping his popcorn like a damn horse

>>7030945
>more ethnic parody groups like the red panda girls
I'd be okay with this

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>>7030898
But I'm not a furry and enjoyed it.
I didn't even wanted to see it, the publicity was bad and I heard rouge 1 had some good action but they bought this movie tickets.

>>7028373
But she's an old woman.

>>7032527
*experienced

>>7032697
*Wrinkled cloaca with cob webs clustered inside

>>7032796
*which is waiting for YOU

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>>7032831
Fo-For me?

>>7032831
*To cum inside

are dvds/cam rips already out? I was told it's worth watching

>>7032944
Go give them money you fucking jew
It's like 6.59 matinee

What did the koala say to the red panda girls that made one of them slap him?

>>7033776
"I'm a Koalafied doctor"

>>7033776
"You are very foolish. Let me hug you lots."

>>7033776
"I'm gonna bizmark you all so hard you're gonna see the ghosts of Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

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>>7033821
Can anyone confirm this?

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This mouse is cute as fuck.

>You are Anon.
>It’s 9 in the morning, and you’ve been on the interstate for four hours.
>After the…less than desirable encounter you’d had with Ash’s parents, the both of you were reluctant to go visit yours as well.
>But like with hers, this needed to be done.
>And while you didn’t expect your parents to react in the same way hers had, both of you were understandably anxious.
>You had just pulled out of a rest stop where you’d taken a piss and got some coffee to give you an energy boost when Ash finally woke up.
>Her eyes opened and looked out the car window tiredly before she yawned and rubbed at them.

>”Are we there yet?” she asked with a tired murmur.

>You take a sip of your coffee and shake your head.

“Nope. We still have another three hours to go.”

>”…Seriously?”

“Yep.”

>She let her head rest against the window again and let out a tired little murmur.

>”Baaaabe, this is so boring…”

“At least you can dick around on your phone and sleep. I get to do nothing but sit here and drive.”

>She checks her cell phone and sighs. “Well, my phone died while I was asleep.”

“Oh, good. Then you’re stuck suffering with me.”

>She rolls her eyes, resting her head in her palm while she gazes out the window at the endless forest racing by.
>After a few minutes of silence, she looks at you with a playful little smirk on her face.
>You glance at her.

“Uh oh. What’s with the look?”
>She says nothing as she unbuckles her seatbelt and pulls up the center console, moving over and reaching for your belt.

>>7034198
Without so much as a word she reaches down and unclips the belt, letting it retract back towards the door.

"Uh, what are you doing?" You ask, a slightly giddy note taking precedence over any confusion.

She raises one finger over her lips to shush you, then jerks the wheel, causing the car to veer off the road into a nearby ravine.

You wake to the smell of smoke and the taste of copper.

>>7034275
Well, looks like someone finished the story for me. Sorry folks

>>7034100
All rodents are cuties.

>>7034307
So much power...

>>7034198
>Her tiny hands undo your belt buckle, then unzip your zipper.
>You feel your cheeks burn red as she pulls your half-hard cock out and starts to slowly stroke it.
>You're solid in seconds, eliciting a little giggle from the porcupine.

"A-Ash, what-"

>"You told me this was always something you wanted to try, remember?" She asks with a lustful glint in her eyes.

>Had you? You couldn't remember.
>You try to get out a response, but only manage to let out a sharp breath when she takes your cock into her mouth, tongue wrapping around the head.
>The porcupine began to suck hard but slow, and you couldn't help but tighten your grip on the wheel.
>Your senses have become heightened not only from the arousal of it all, but the slight fear.
>Sure, you'd always wanted road head, but not necessarily when going 80 miles an hour on the interstate.

>The pleasure shooting through you as she works your shaft deeper into her mouth, hand pumping lightly at the base in rhythm with her sucks was heavenly.
>For a moment, you wanted to close your eyes, but you couldn't.

>For a moment, things seemed to be going well.
>You hadn't swerved into another vehicle or off the road.
>Then she took the whole thing in her mouth and held it there, sending a jolt of pleasure up your spine which inadvertently made you step on the gas for a moment.

>And that sudden jolt of your car seemed to be enough to get the attention of a cop in the adjacent lane, who's cruiser slowed and merged into yours, not ten feet behind you.

Would you date meena?

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>>7035287
I am Meena.

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>>7035287
we could go to the mall together or something

>>7035084
>Fuck, fuck, fuck.
>You did not feel like getting arrested for getting your dick sucked on the interstate.
>Ash seemed to notice you tense up, for a moment coming off your dick to glance up.
>You were thankfull she was short enough to where she likely wouldn't be spotted by the cop.
>As soon as she saw the cruiser she ducked back down.

>"Oh shit," she said with a little giggle.

"Y-yeah, might wanna just get ba-Ahh okaaay."

>She didn't even hesitate to getting back to blowing you.
>You were beginning to wonder if you'd gone too far and stuck your dick in crazy.

>Ash went faster now, taking your entire length over and over with a quick bobbing motion, hands free.
>Her tongue swirled around the head and shaft with each pass, adding a new wave of sensation to it.
>You knew you wouldn't last long, but you were more worried about how to not give off any red flags to the cop when you blew.

"D-damnit.."

>You mutter as you try your hardest to keep the car heading straight.
>But fuck.
>You can't last much longer doing this, and your either going to hit the gas again or slow down.
>You bite your lip and try to fight the oncoming orgasm for as long as you can.
>But Ash's efforts are working against you as she deepthroats you effortlessly.

>You're seconds away when you see the offramp to another rest area.
>Without hesitation you flip on your blinker and change into the lane.
>You let off the accelerator while you're sent over the edge, shooting your load off in her mouth.
>She jumps a little but swallows almost all of it.
>You slow to a stop in the rest area parking lot.
>She worriedly glances back, then smiles, wiping at her mouth a little.

>"He didn't follow us."

"Oh thank God."

>She giggles and leaned over, giving you a peck on the cheek. "Did you like that?"

>Honestly, even with the fear of being caught, that had to be one of the best blowjobs you'd gotten in your life.

"Yeah. Yeah, I did."

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>>7034100
Agreed.

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>>7036182

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>>7033903
>Sweden

I thought it was just memes

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Just because

>>7033903
>Sweden that high
>Canada that low
holy shit

>>7036238
The height difference is making me feel strange in my pants.

>>7028649
get off your bed and go to the movie theater

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MOST
FINISH
DRAWING

>>7040095
What about the few who don't?

>>7040095
I believe in you.

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>>7040155
>>7040196
>>7040095
K

Well guys, there is a slim chance that this is my last drawing for a while.
Because I live in fucking Mexico and we may have to go zombie apocalypse mode and barricade because our oil is suffering a mini Venezuela and my parents own a gas station.
May Kek let me live, or at least let me shoot one of those fuckers

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>>7027500
Nice!

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>>7039234
it's a good thing. :^)

>>7040590

hope you will be fine anon, kek must be with you and your family

Rosita... why not more love for Rosita?

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>>7040806

>>7040590 here. Swear I will try and do more of her.
Just did this past week.

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Who would make the best traps?

>>7041101
Nana.

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Just saw the movie. Not gonna lie, I'm actually kinda impressed. I expected some kinda shit ripoff from Zootopias commercial success, but I came away from a fun jaunt that didn't try to get preachy, had me genuinely laughing at some points, and was overall a fun experience. Whereas Zoo had me chuckle a few times or smile, it didn't make full on laugh like Sing did. I could sit here all night comparing this to Zootopia, but that's pointless as shown earlier in thread. Besides, like Nintendo, Disney can put out something trashy and they'd still get fellated.

Anyway. Good movie. Seth MacFarlane the Mouse is a douche. Matthew Makankasappo is somewhat endearing for once, the characters feel like real people, and besides Call Me Maybe, unironically enjoyed all the songs.

8/10

>>7041101
Y-you mean, like what Rosita did for her kids with her Rube Goldberg nonsense?
>Traps
Well, Lance did look pretty... Nice.

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>>7041251
Though I've only watched a cam rip of this (Movie's not out in Bongland yet) I agree with this guy. This movie's not that bad.

The mouse was my favourite character simply because he was an asshole. Johnny was a great character too.And Nana. And Miss Crawly.

>>7041264
>Lance
Who?

>>7041381
I probably got his name wrong. Vance? Yance? Whoever the fuck Ash's ex-boyfs name was.

>>7041442
You had it right the first time, it's Lance

>>7033903
>east Africa has no data beyond Egypt, which is apparently comparable to Canada
Calling utter fetid bullshit on this one, mac.

>>7042284
Same. I find it really hard to believe

Bouncing bunnies should have a full video and win the thing

>>7043000
Zootopia pls go

>>7040766
>>7036238
>>7036182
>>7034100
Do you think they killed her too when they murdered mike, or just made her watch and fucked with her a bit (maybe hotgluing?) before letting her go?

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>>7044244
Mike died?

>>7044815
He didn't die, but he got mugged by the bear-mafia pretty bad

>>7041251
Zootopia is like a steak dinner, Sing is literally a Mcdonald's burger.

>>7045374
And some people, like myself, hate steak. So no wonder we like Sing more

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>>7045374
both are mcdonals burguer when you are not a furry

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>>7045411
>hating steak >hating Zootopia, probably because of its ending
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>7045411

So you literally have bad taste, then.

>>7036974
Why is she white on pic?

>>7038906
Didn't know ash could go super sayan

>>7045430
>>7045484
Not the same guy but I personally like my steak rare, and given how much Zootopia is thrown around all the time I'd that it is not rare, but instead well done.
And if you like your steak well done then I hope you like bleach.

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>>7045632
>>7045411
>>7045430
>>7045484

>>7045660
You don't like steak?

>>7045690
Not really, no.

I'm going to see this movie with my co-workers soon. I do i prevent myself from masturbating to Ash in the theater?

>>7046674
By masturbating to Rosita instead.

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>>7046674
Spoiler: you will have a a hard boner. Wont spoil you the part. You will know when you get to it.

>>7046784
Fuck, now i wanna watch the shitty camrip. I'll hold out though. DVD better have commentary.

>>7046784
What part

>>7048004
legs
batman
cucking
dance

all am going to say

>>7045660
>has shitty taste
>doesn't like steak of all things
>calls others dumbasses

What a waste you are.

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>>7048144
u mean

>>7048269
You deserve to be called mean things when you wear a propeller beanie you dumb frog

>>7048269
>>7048429

Yeah, get your shit taste out of here

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>>7048429
>>7048857

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>>7048898
Dumb frog poster

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>>7046279
This is how I imagine Ma. Crawly when she was young.

>>7049705
>want to watch this movie just for this total qt
>literally can't

Man, I can't bring myself to go watch some kid's flick at the theater. Too many annoying little shits yelling and crap, not to mention that holiday break is probably still going on for them.

Maybe if the movie is still around by late January and I go to an 11 PM screening on a monday or some shit. Though annoying teenagers would infest those as well..fuck.

>>7049751
If only the camrips were of decent quality.

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>>7049705
So they ARE regular socks

>You are Anon.
>And right now your heart is racing a million miles a second.
>You hate heights, always have.
>Unless you knew you were safe, like in an airplane, heights always freaked you out.

>And of course, something in the scaffolding around the stage needed to be replaced.
>Two steel rods, to be exact, in the light fixtures.
>This had you put very high up above the stage, hanging onto the metal for dear life with one hand while you tried to unfasten the bolts to the old bars with the other.

>"How's it looking up there, Anon?" Johnny called out to you from below.

"Could be better! I-I think these bolts have rusted through, they won't come loose!"

>You shout back down at the gorilla.
>He'd volunteered to go up for you, but you knew he was too bulky to be doing fine work like this.
>Hell, you were almost too heavy for this.
>And you were certain that by having you do this, Mr. Moon was breaking several employee health and safety codes.

>Perhaps it was time to quit your job...

>"Try moving forward a little, that might give ya' some leverage!" Johnny suggested.

>You hoped it would, you wanted to get this rod replaced and get down as soon as you could.
>You knew Ash would freak if she saw you doing this, unharnessed.
>For whatever reason, that made you laugh, taking you attention away from your grip ever so slightly.

>Your hand slipped, shoulder getting lodged between two bars.
>The entire scaffolding around you trembled as you let out a cry of pain, and you heard the unmistakable pops of bolts breaking loose.
>You couldn't escape even if you wanted to.

>The scaffolding collapsed, sending you twenty feet down to the hardwood stage floor in a jumbled mess of metal.
>You tumbled slightly, before your thigh finally made contact with the wood.
>There was so much force in the impact that SOMETHING had to give way.
>And it was not going to be the reinforced floor.

>You hit the floor, felt your femur snap, and screamed.

>>7050505
>Everything over the next few hours is a blur.
>About the only thing you remember was a sharp prick in your arm while in the ambulance, and the pain in your leg fading from excruciating waves to a dull ache that would come and go.

>Thank god for morphine.

>When you finally come too, you're in a hospital bed.
>You look around the room groggily, noticing the IV stuck into your right forearm.
>Your regular clothes have been replaced with a hospital gown, and a large metal brace is locked onto your thigh.
>There's a row of stitches leading up it too that you can see.

>You hear some shuffling outside the hospital door, then a voice.

>"B-but he's gonna be okay, right?"

>Shit, that was Ash.
>You would normally be glad to see her, but not like this, with you braced up and immobilized.

"The doctor's said he'll be okay, Ash. But I don't know if he's still out of it from the drugs or not.

>Well, looks like Johnny was here too.
>Wonderful.

>The door handle turned and the door creaked open.
>You laid your head back on the pillows of the hospital bed, eyes on the ceiling tiles until you heard Ash enter the room and let out a quiet gasp.

>"A-Anon.."

>You sigh and turn your head to look at her, doing your best to give a positive smile.
>Though admittedly your best wasn't much right now.

"Hey Ash..."

>Her worried eyes went from your face to the brace on your leg, and widened a bit.
>She walked over to the bedside, and you held out a hand to her, which she held tightly with both of hers.

>"Johnny told me what happened..." she said quietly, eyes still on the brace locking your left thigh in place. "How are you feeling?"

>You shrug a little.

"I'm alright, I guess...the meds are keeping the pain away, at least.."

>>7051530
>Ash hesitantly looked up at you, a few tears welling in her eyes as she leaned over the edge of the bed and gave you a little peck on the cheek.

>"God, you scared me..."

>Before you can respond, the doctor enters the room.
>He's a ram, dressed in the usual doctors garb.

>"How you feeling, Anon?" he asked you.

"Well, my leg isn't on fire anymore, so I guess okayish..."

>"Good to hear," he said, flipping through the papers on the clipboard.

"So...how bad is it?"

>The doctor sighed. "Unfortunately, your fall caused the middle of your femur to shatter into three pieces."

>The image in your head made your dick cringe, and Ash visibly tensed as well, holding your hand a little tighter.

>"So...we had no choice but to put a titanium rod into the bone to hold the pieces together. As far as healing is concerned, you should expect to be laid up for at least three weeks before you can try walking without crutches."

"Woah woah wait, three weeks? Doctor, I don't exactly have the money to be laid up for that long..."

>The ram frowned, tucking the clipboard under his arm. "There's not much of a choice there for you, Anon. You're gonna have to if you want it to heal properly."

>You looked down at the brace on your leg and frowned.

>"If it makes you feel any better, employee insurance payed for the expenses, so this won't be costing you a dime, Anon," the Doctor adds.

>Well...
>That did make you feel a little better, but still.

>"Thank you, Doc," Ash says quietly. "I...I think we could use some alone time though.."

>"I understand. If you need anything, Anon, just hit the call button and a nurse will come."

"Right...thank you..."

>As soon as he was gone, you let your head fall back against the pillow.

"Damnit..."

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>>7053206
we need a good Figma for her...

>>7053372
Is there a way to get them custom made?

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>>7053421
I think not, 3d printers are our only hope

>>7053540
Tbh, the plush linked in the starter is good enough.

>>7053540
Besides, 3D printing it would take a lot of effort, ESPECIALLY afterwards for coloring it.

>>7053657
I couldn't go through all the effort

>>7053206
what's up with the quills on her shirt

>>7053832
She's edgy

>>7053761
I've done 3D printing before, a LOT can go wrong and things can come out wrong.
Like I printed a fake crow foot, and despite all four toes being the same, two came out all frayed.

I mean, it'd be a fun challenge..

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>>7053879
man, but the 3d printer you have are the cheap old ones with those ughy plastic steps, you should take a look to how is going this tecnology nowadays this thing is imporving really fast and the costs are going down fast, in 3-5 years miniature quality ones with a cheap price and easy friendly UI will be available

>>7053964
So in the future, you'll be able to 3d print your waifu with ease?

>>7054427
I can see people in the future comission their autistsona in 3d for later print it, so yes but doing true scale is crazy, this will be something it will need to be made with VR and AR

>>7054577
>VR

Shit man I already blow my load to fursluts in VR and it's literally perfect. Just give me my fucking VR Ash simulator and I'm set.

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>>7054620
>Shit man I already blow my load to fursluts in VR and it's literally perfect.

wait a minute anon...
...
...
...
are YOU telling me VR furry yiff experiences ALREADY EXIST?

>>7054620

Holy shit this>>7054848
Please fill us in man

>>7054848
>>7055064
Yes they exist.
There's a few in the works (VR is still pretty new) and I was specifically talking about Yiffalicious in VR, which is already out.


11/10 would cum again. VR porn is insane when it comes to games like that.

>>7055159
BUTT yiffalicious ALREADY have VR support? really?

>>7055195
I mean, it works well? tell us more info, details!

>>7055195
Yep, I could record some footage of it in VR but there's really no point since you can't experience the VR effect itself without having a headset on, so kinda pointless. If I shot it It'd just be a vid of a first person point of view looking at dragon/rabbit sluts getting fucked. You just have to experience it to see how it's like. It's fucking good, my dude.

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>>7055274
oh man i thought we will need a couple of years to experience the miralce of VR yiff, oh anon, now we need more... thank you for this glorious news

ah! poor Rosita, she needs much more love...

>>7055756
Agreed, husband was a total douche

I can see why he's so fucked, having to work hard enough to have that nice house for them and provide for 25 kids, but damn, at least look at/acknowledge your wife/kids you fucker.

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>>7056837
I was talking about more porn art and porn fapfics...

>>7056937
>fapfics
I can't into text, she totally needs more porn art though

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YFW you will never rock with your cute porcupine gf in a garage band

https://vimeo.com/197628818

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>tfw no Eddie plush

Fuck you guys, stop leaving semen on the seats.
t. theater employee

>>7030163
>>7029811
>>7028782

Doubtful. Illumination Studios doesn't tend to do sequels. They just pull the next stupid idea out of their butts (or milk their fucking Minions franchise a bit more).

>>7058102
Great pic!

>>7052001
Ooh nice

>>7034100
SHE A GOLD DIGGER

>>7055403
So are pigs Mormon now?

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>>7058853
>Illumination Studios doesn't tend to do sequels

Almost 50% of their movies are sequels

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>doing drawing of ash
>can't get the spikes right

>>7058334
>no Eddie to come home to and cuddle against, feeling that warm wool.

>>7059109
>Secret life of pets is getting a sequel for some reason
God bless the box office, I guess

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WIP

wat cha think?

>>7059571
Oh my God yes

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>>7059109

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>>7059571
Meh.
I'm still shit at rendering.
Gotta rev up that /ic/ sticky.

>>7060409
weird.
That was supposed to be rotated but whatever.

>>7060409
Ing. Good shit

>>7058445
Make me, punk.

>>7059571
YES
MORE PORCUWIFE

>>7061588
Scroll down a little more m8 >>7060409
Also forgot to add the blush and heart pupils. I uploaded that variation to the booru if anyone is interested

>>7059508
It made 875million

from a 75million budget

no shit it's getting a sequel

>>7059109
>>7061688
Zootopia 2 fucking when

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>>7061711
>self-contained story
>"Continuation when!?"

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>>7061785
>Disney hates money

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>>7061802
>I like that they milk proprieties I like for the sake of money rather than for good storytelling
And that my friend, is called cancer.

>>7029376
>You're almost in a trance.
>Your hands are completely automated, rubbing across Ash's gut.
>You ignore her moans, although they don't seem to be in protest.

>"A-ah...oh, God, Anon...nngh..."

>One of your hands drifts lower, down towards her crotch.
>Your fingers find their way to the metallic button on her jeans.

Pop!

>Her belly shifts slightly, having more room to settle.
>You pull down her zipper as well, giving a little more breathing room.
>Ash sighs in relief.

>"Ah...that's...much better..."

>Your cheeks grow warm as you get an idea.
>You carefully take her belly in both hands, gripping it softly from the sides.
>You slowly lean down, planting a soft kiss just above her navel.
>Ash squirms a bit.

"Ah! T-that tickles..."

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>>7061841
>Real life works like my fairy tale world
Money talks. Sequel is happening

>>7061878
I'm not saying that they won't but that you should be such a fucking tool m8

>>7030129
My heart :c

>>7030129
How did Lance fuck up so bad?

>>7062618
Because he wanted basic pussy

>>7061026
I want Meena to grind her ass into me.

>>7061877
That is hot

>>7063047
Thank you!

>>7063284
You're welcome keep it up

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Hang out with Ash one time and this is what happens.

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>>7027461

>>7061877
>You plant another kiss.
>And then another.
>And another.
>You pepper little kisses all over her bulging, quivering tummy.
>Ash squirms under you, trying to get away.
>She only succeeds in erupting into a fit of giggles.

>"A-ano- hahahahahaha! C-cut it ou- HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>You keep up the act for a little bit.
>Ash's laughter is just too cute.
>Eventually you stop, gently resting your head on her soft belly.
>Her giggling dies down, and you can feel a furry hand brush through your hair.

>"You're such a weirdo..."

>You look up at her, smiling.

"But I'm your weirdo."

(End)

>>7064849
Like I said with the other inflation greentext, I'm not into it, but your making it really appealing, keep up the good work dude

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>Leaving porcuwife for this basic bitch

Why was he so stupid?

>>7066659
Becky is beautiful.

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>>7066703

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>>7066828

She's alright if you're into cunts

>>7067040
He's got a point Anon.

6/10 would fug

>>7067040
Stuck up bitchy cunts that get broken into cock hungry cum sluts is a super hot scenario.

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Man these things are cute.

>>7028782
>using famas
kys nigger

>>7036974
I cringed so I bet the guy drawing this cringed too.
I fucking hate dialog.

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>>7041101
>>7041264
>>7041442
>>7041517
>>7066659
Just imagine, he changes girlfriends like socks until a degenerate like you comes along, you both start hanging around because you are not stupid and know more about music than a normie, and slowly share your gay 4chan weaboo furry shit until he realizes just wanted the D.
Imagine that since only you both know about your degeneracy, he starts craving for it asking you to give it to him. He wants to be and do the stuff that other couples do in public (not because of a fetish or something, he just want a qt bf like Anon that can talk about his favorite yes album and that also wants to try his degenerate stuff) so he starts wearing dresses, tight jeans, make up, stuff like that, so you both can kiss, touch cuddle, grab hands, semi lewd stuff that couples tend to do in public. But since you are the man of the relationship, your hands are so much bigger than his, you accidentally always end up causing him a boner, and to avoid being shamed in public you have from time to time while hanging out, have to give him a hand and give him a happy ending. Sometimes you go to a bathroom, sometimes you will try doing it right at the moment and place, a lot of times you even have to try a hands free since there are some people around and there are no bathrooms or alike so you subtly finger his prostate till he ends.

This is life with lance and he loves it and loves you. Do you love it Anon?

>>7067689
How good is he at sucking dick?

>>7068011
^^ This is an important question

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>>7068011
He gives likes to suck like he always fantasized to get sucked.
He likes to tease you sometimes. He knows when you are about so he stops and giggles and makes you tell him how better looking he is than most other females and how better he is at giving you hand and blowjobs (which to be fair, is all truth). He doesn't like to tease you too hard, just enough to make it last longer.

He will sometimes play with your precum in his mouth and swallow. when you cum, he will do the same but he will also stroke a little and try to suck you dry of your cum.

>>7068367
>I need green of this. Please. I'm begging you.

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>>7067576
Why won't anybody draw them?! They're so cute

>>7068435
I'm shit at writing stories.
sorry m8

>>7068500
Damn you Anon. My one hope

>>7068483
>>7027500

>>7068560
who knows.
I may try.

>>7068617
I'll be your lance if you do

>>7068693
going to take a while

>>7069128
WOO

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>>7068435
This is a slow burning one.
Going to give the title to whatever part you wanna skip
THE PART WHEN THEY MET:
>be Anon
>You seem to have landed in the biggest jungle on earth: the city
>also there are animals everywhere for some reason
>must be furries and their conventions. Wish you could teach them how to make crystals
>You decide to walk around this weird place
>you stop to a halt to admire a really weird sight
>one of the disguised furries is getting thrown out of an hotel by an other furry
>Maybe he tried to clean a stain or make crystals during their con
>He is your kind of guy
>he was just thrown out with a lot of things that look like tourists luggage. like he was traveling, plus some musical equipment
>a guitar and a little amplifier
>it lands in the road
>welp
>*crush*
>these music instruments just lost a round of frogger
>some drivers miss it but others go back and forth while laughing in their face
>Fucking new york
>probably
>you focus on the manlet in the ground with a hedgehog costume that just got thrown out
>You wonder what kind of stupuid OC name he has + the hedgehog
>You stare at him a good minute or so pondering the most stupid name he may had
>manlet
>kinda chubby
>fur is brown
"paco the hedgehog?" you say to yourself
>You realize you have been staring at him a good chunk of time while thinking your stupid shit.
>lucky for you he didn't even realize
>he seems too occupied being in shock that his instruments became a 1000 pieces puzzle
>Dwarf throwing out of hotels furry champion: "And don't come back unless you have money to stay or talent to display!"
>He giggles as he just realized his clever unintentional rhyme
>You do the same
>focus back to the manlet
>he is not only in shock anymore
>but in the verge of tears
“aw shit mang”
>Now you feel bad for pablo the hedgeheg
>Go to him
"Hay man. Let me help you "
>You pick up whatever that was thrown out and is still in one piece
>You now think of that stupid anime

cont.

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>>7071373
>You now think of that stupid anime
>Yo! Ya-yo Ya yo! Dreamin'...
>Fuck, its now stuck in your head.
>focusing back to plabo the hedehed
>He starts tearing up more, he doesn't seem to be aware that you are there
>fuckfuckfuck
>You start rushing
>Try to pick up pacquiao the haha that is now tearing up in his knees.
>Not crying exctly, but more like in shock while tearing up.
>He doesn’t say anything
"Hey mate, I'm lost, I just arrived, could you make me a favor and show me around?. I will give you a few bucks if you do so". you say with a worried smile, trying to snap him out of his sadness, at least for a minute or so.
>Not working
>waterfalls are starting
>fuckfuckfuck
>You know that he will cringe occasionally when he remembers that he made a scene in public. You try to save him of this fate.
"H-hey, I think you may be... hurt!. When you were thrown out you landed pretty hard, lets sit and check if you have any lesion!"
>You pick him up with the rest of his things
>You soldier-carry him
>Look around
>Alley on sight
> get into the alley and sit him in some stairs, where you can have some privacy (well, as much privacy as you can get in a relative public place), facing away from the sidewalk and the rest of the people passing by.
>Now escobar the halal is giving the Niagara a run for his money
>he crumbles
>fetal position
>Looks like yamcha
>you pick him up
>again
>and again
>his body is just succumbed, gave up. He seems to have no interest that he looks like a newborn baby that cant sit properly and keeps falling while his dad is trying to fix his position
>he keeps crying
>eyes and face locked down in the ground
>Hesitate for a moment
>you hug him
"hey hey. Calm down. You can buy whatever that was ran over like a possum."
>You pat him in the back.
>he just doesn't stop crying
>You keep hugging him
>and hugging
>a few more seconds
>...
>those few seconds became minutes

cont.

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>>7071428
>those few seconds became minutes
>fuck, people may see it. You approach that beer bottle in the ground near a dumpster to you so it just looks like he is drunk as fuck
>social status: untouched. autism levels nominal.
>You wait
>and wait
>...
>finally he slows down
>the tsunami has passed
>he seems to have recovered a little and being out of his trance
>until he finally stares at you with a face that says that he stayed at home eating ice-cream for the last week since chad dropped her, and says "who the fuck are you man".
>Funny how his expression does not sync with what he just said.
>What to say
>...
>Oh, that’s right
"I'm lost, I wanted someone to orient me. But then you appeared and your face became one with the Pavement, and your music stuff became part of someone tires".
>His expression saddened more
>He starts to tear up again
>Should have rephrased it better
"Aw come on!"
>You try to hug him
>he just pushes you away
>or well, he tries considering that you are twice as big as him. He can barely move you
>Lance: "leave me alone, fuck off man!"
>he stands up
>he walks away wile whipping tears from his face
>idiot
>...
>He comes back
>Fucking idiot didn't realize he walked away without his stuff
>You have them at hand
>Lance: "H-hey. Could you give me back my stuff?"
"No".

cont.

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>>7071476
"No".
>They are now your hostage
>Lance: "What?!"
"I said no"
>Lance:"WHY?!"
"Because you wont show me around"
>Lance: "stop fucking around man, give back my stuff, seriously!"
>He tries to take it back from you
>He can't
>whenwilltheylearn.fit
>You push him away with one of your hands
"How about this. We can go take a coffee or something, and you will explain me where is what in here. I'm still lost. I will pay your food or whatever you order there and give you back your stuff. How about that?"
>He stopped his wiggling
>He seems kinda frustrated but thinking
>…
>he looks at you
>Lance: "Ok but you will pay for it and give me back my stuff. Or else!..."
>He said while shaking his tiny fist
>is kinda cute honestly
>You give him a smile
"Alright, lets go!"
>His expression seems a little better
>You both walk away. Out of the alley

END OF THAT PART
-----------------------------------------------------

Going to try and write the rest tonight

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>>7071476
>whipping tears from his face

Fucking lol

>>7071788
kek.
srry about that.
confused it for other expression

>>7071512
THE PART WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER:

>You asked him to lead you where you both could eat drink or something
>Arrive to what looks like the exterior of a fancy restaurant
>thefucswrongwitU
"Hey, I can't pay stuff from here"
>He looks at you and grins a little
>Lance: "Don't worry"
>He walks in
>You hesitate for a moment
>fuck it, he is the one doing the guide
>Follow him inside
>Aquatic themed restaurant
>lets play: try to spot the manlet
>spot the spot
>Lance: "hey dude!". You see him waving his hand
>You approach to his table and sit
"You can only eat 1 napkin, this place doesn't seem cheap".
>Lance: "You have my backpack?, there should be a giant thermo in there"
>You stare in the insides of that backpack. It stares back.
>there is so much shit in there
>It looks like your battlestation back at home but came back to haunt you as a .rar file
>With a cheeky expression you say to him
"Are you moving with your home or something?"
>...
>his expression saddened a little
>ah shit
"Uh, I mean. where did you said it was that thermal"
>You fucked up
>You put your hand inside his backpack scrambling between porn magazines, condoms, clothes, snacks...
"You shouldn't put all of this in the same place"
>Lance: "Not even thinking about traveling without it. I have been using to attend to concer...
>Oh no
>You realize what you have done
>That face from a while ago is coming back
>HERECOMESTHEWATERFALL
>BUT
>You are fast and put a hand in his mouth
>You move his head to make it stare at you
>With a determined expression you say
"Listen. I don't know what was all that from a while ago, but I can buy you another. Alright?"
>he removes your hand from his face
>Lance: "L-liar. You said y-you could not pay for this place a moment ago!". He told you with a shivering voice and a sad and frustrated expression.
>You sigh

cont.

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>>7075216
>You sigh
"With they money I have on me right now? no. But I just need a bank. I didn't expect to be buying a whole lot today so I'm not carrying around a lot of cash. But don't worry, I have some. I have been... exchanging... um... high risk transactions and assets!."
>The truth of the matter is that you have been your living gambling money and whatever you had at hand in poker. You had no other skills and the other business and twitch Chanel with a patreon wasn’t good enough. You had acquired your cheating skills from playing stupid card games with /tg/.
>You stop wondering and focus back at the manlet
>He is not looking at you. He is not crying but looks subdued. Like a guilty puppy that had been scloded. Except this one got scolded for doing nothing wrong
>well, at least as far you know
>you wipe his tears
>You take a closer look at his face
>You now just realized how he looks like he was wearing eyeshadow, and how his lips where big and black. Like goth makeup, except this one is a natural.
>It suits him well
>Kind of weird how effeminate he can look, but you like it that way.
>...
>He looks confused at you
>you just realized you have been staring at him for a while without saying nothing
>social status: touched. autism levels in effect.
>You step back
"um. Sorry".
>Lance: “yeah”
>he now avoids eye contact
>You wonder if its because you are a handsome mothefucker, or because you just made a fool out of both in front of a lot people in a restaurant and now he wants to hang you by your balls
>Must be the first
>But as likely as that is is better to assume the worst and you take a chance at the second
>lets hide this awkward under the rug
"So you want your thermo?"
>he hesitates to look at you
>Lance: "Um..."
"Uh?"
>"ahh..." he stops just after opening his mouth
>And they say autism isn’t contagious
>You take a second look inside the backpack
>eureka

cont.

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>>7075481
>eureka
"so, you want me to serve you?"
>Lance: "... Thanks mate..."
>He awkwardly sits back properly in his chair
>You do it like a boss because it seems most of the people in here are manlets in here
>Some could fit on your hand
>Poor bastards will never get laid
>You feel like american in a mexican pub
>except with only 1 mexican
>feels good m8
>and he seems like a good mexican... probably... I think…
>you don't really know
>Maybe like a good Chilean?
>Come to think of it, you don't really know his name
>Come to think of it, you don't know what the fuck about anything
>Why are you eating with this guy that you know nothing about, why is everyone dressed like a furry, why did you offer to pay him a guitar, why are you carrying this guy travel luggage?
>This is some stranger danger shit you could be getting into
>That DARE campaign didn't work at all!. Fuck you school!.
“Are you mexican?”
>Lance: uh?”
"I mean. no. not that. I mean, I don't really know anything about you. Could you start by telling me your name?".
>He looks back at you.
His expression quickly changes to a one with surprise and some confusion. probably just realizing the same things as you.
>Lance: "I'm lance. I'm…"
>he stops mid-sentence
>hesitates to respond
>looks like he was getting 'nam flashbacks
>looks like a man swallowing his pride or confessing a murder or something.
>Poor thing
>He definitely looks like a puppy in need. Even if he is bad you will go the dindu route.

cont.

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>>7075511
>He definitely looks like a puppy in need. Even if he is bad you will go the dindu route.
>Lance: "was a musician..."
>oh
>Lance: "I was trying to get free hosting in that hotel. at least for tonight if I worked for free. ".
>Wew, that sucks
>Lance: "But they told me I had no talent... and can't get anyone to host or pay me"
>Wew, now That fucking sucks balls
>Lance: "And I can't make good music b-because my girl dumped me... and she was part of my band"
>Holy shit man what did you do in your past life
>Lance "And because it was HER home, I a-am now without a r-roof!"
>Did you roast jews in Auschwitz?
>Lance: "And now I... don't have any other skills... or money... or job... or anything..."
>No, he WAS the oven in Auschwitz
>He puts his hands over his face
>Lance: "I-i'm a failure. I want to die"
>If this guy lived during the second world war, his life could make an excellent oscar bait.
>If the atmosphere wasn't really good for both of you when you came in, it is now dead. It chocked itself with the thickness of this air.
>You admire him for a moment. Thinking what to say next
>…
>…
>Got it
"You think so?"
>Lance: "Y-yes"
"You are right"
>Lance takes down his hands from his face with a look of confusion
>Lance: "He-ey!. Fuck you dude"
"Whether You Think You Can Or Think You Can’t, You’re Right. So tell me, can you?".
>You fill the cup of the thermo
>You stare dead in the eyes with a determined expression
>You hand the thermo cup and it to him
>With a smooth voice and a confident smile you say to him
"Yes, yes you can"
>Feels like everything slows down for a minute
>He stares back at you at you for a moment
>Lance: "..."
>Lance: "PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>He starts laughing
>The motherfucker starts laughing
>Lance: "HOLY SHIT MATE, HAHAAHAA, HOW MANY FACEBOOK PUBLICATIONS DID YOU READ TODAY"
>I'll fuck you up m8
"Well fuck you then"
>Lance: "HEhehe. Comon mate, don’t be like that. here"
>He hands you back the thermo cup

cont.

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>>7075557
>He hands you back the thermo cup
>Lance: "Have it all. I didn't want coffee anyway. It was your idea"
"..."
>Lance: "Ugh. okay lady. I'M SORRY. Just don't get all touchy alright?"
>You grim at him
"Just if you promise to not get all touchy when a get you a guitar and a place to stay”
>Lance: "Deal!."
>You drink the cup of thermo
>both shake hands
>But Suddenly Lance gives you a hug.
>With a soft voice and a sorry tone he says
>Lance:"Sorry about that. You can be as corny as you want"
>Lance immediately steps back
>Well, now you know this jew oven
>You both smile at each-other
>...
>Everyone is staring at both of you
>...
>...
>...
>That chocked atmosphere is not only dead now, but it has cum and shit and his pants. It's now starting to smell.
>Its time to take your porkspine and go
>Some koala guy with sandwiches starts to tear up
>wut
>He stands up
>wut
>He starts to clap
>fucking wut
>a slow clap
>...
>the others in the same table are doing the same
>everyone starts doing it
>the slow claps became now cheers
>Whistle
>Lance and you stare at the other with looks of confusion
>People start throwing roses
>You both shrug
>You debate about leaving or salute
>People start trowing money
>Wave.wav
>You can pay that guitar and roof
>You wont even need to try and get a patreon now!


END OF THAT PART
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Bump so i can read greentext later

>>7067689
>Ywn get to suckle on Lance's black lips while your hand slips down the front of his pants

>>7077664
Life is pain

>>7077664
I'd be attracted to Lance too if he wasn't such a terrible person.

>>7078160

You can still enjoy terrible people. You just have to rape them.

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>>7078160
>be lance
>be manwhore
>can switch women like trading card
>get to know anon
>Doesn't care about anything
>fucking pervert, will do the stuff I like
>not chained to female anatomy, so no more annoying bitching
>different music taste
>pessimistic in nature
>Tfw I want him
>tfw I want to his cock slave, know the musk of his dick, how does he taste like
>have been tasting my own cum pretending to be anons
>constantly think
>I would even wear shadow eye and black lipstick and thought jeans to get his attention
>sperg out and act like a superior dick in front of him
>he thinks I'm a dick
>not once has he looked at me with as much desire as ash
>not even when I dress like her
Is she much more attractive?
Maybe if I dump her anon will start paying attention to me instead...

How old is Buster?

>>7078366
He is an adult

>>7078391
But i meant years, 30, 40?

>>7078409
Isn't nana like 200 or some shit?
he may as well be 50

>>7078420
That may be only with sheeps
How old was the elephant grandpa at the beginning of the movie?

Ash is life, What else can one man say?

>>7078773
Not much else, really

>>7078773
>What else can one man say?
I want to fuck her in the ass.

>>7045430
>With ewes, you lose.

>>7080686
Cute

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>>7080686
Have you seen the Mcdonalds commercial

>>7081263
What in the tranny Bugs Bunny fuck does that have to do with what he posted?

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>>7081263
Yeah, can I get a happy meal! and some mcnuggets

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>>7082597

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She so purty

>>7084420
do
it
for
her

>>7084420
Best girl.

>>7084590
>She will never be real

>>7085225
>>7085047
VR.

Just need a good 3D model lads, that's all it takes to get it started.

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I love her

>>7086801
Which?

>>7086801
why is she dressed like a princess, isn't she edgy? I need to see this fucking movie already goddamn.

>camrip
hate that shit, need to see the actual thing