ITT: Pokemon are real Gods shitpost among us, and universal reset

>>7016969
Turns out we fucked up. There's two Archies now. We have (M!Sharpedo)Archie and (Archie)Archie

>>7017009
That's just a theory, if a likely one, if the two worlds did merge back together and Palkia is nearly the troll she's made herself out to be.

If Dragontits hadn't fucking wasted that second Wish Tag maybe we could have avoided some of this chaos. Thanks Dragontits.

I want to marry Garbodor!

We're headed to Olivine City over in Johto, gonna take a few days by boat if I'm reading this chart right. We've got Cali on the wheel right now, what's happening out in the rest of the world? How badly is Team Plasma fucking shit up in Unova? What's happening in all the other regions? News hasn't reported anything in the past 48 hours over here...

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>>7017244
>forgot my image

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Another thread another making Hoenn a safe place!

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Hope Hoenn gets better soon. Stay safe Hoenn anons

>>7017285
You aren't helping at all.

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>>7017441
Of course! I'm on the case!
>>7017454
Are you saying I'm a bad hero?

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hello

>>7017441
North of Slateport the whole region was fucking empty, south it was chaos, now both halves are chaos because it looks like Team fucking Aqua is trying to complete their agenda again and sink the fucking place. Anyone with half a brain is probably getting the hell out

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>>7017654
Hello! How are you, citizen?

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i am good thank you
i am learning how to use this computer
used to trackball but not keyboard much
found link in favorites bar
are you buddys friends

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Just got out of the eterna Forest. Going to check the news. Will update shortly. Have a pic of Lucario in the meantime.

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>>7017804
I wouldn't know your trainer personally but you seem very kind!!

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>>7017855
thank you you seem very nice yourself
buddy is away driving truck
i wanted to go with him but he wouldnt let me go because the delivery was in pyrite town
i can sense nervousness anger and fear when he thinks about pyrite town
i think it is a bad place but i wish i could go
since i cant go i am at home bored
so i use computer machine to watch stuff
since buddy goes here i thought his friends might be here too

>>7017666
>666
We know who you really are
GIRATINA

>>7017954
hey bud you should close your camera
some people might find you and your bud wont like that

>>7018098
That sounds more like a threat than advice, anon.

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>>7018098
bud is not here, he lets me use computer
i mostly use viewtube to watch things
but i want to meet buddys friends and ask questions about humans
i want help

>>7018181
friendly advice is all it is
>>7018192
what kind of help, hm?

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>>7018192
Former human here, whatcha need?

>>7018192
How can I help?

>>7018216
What's your deal?

What precautions should I take to safely hug my bewear?

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>>7018346
The real question is how many layers of bubble wrap you can fit around your body

>>7018292
whats YOUR fucking deal? i give a friend a piece of advice and now you're pretending i'm doing something?

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>>7018216
>>7018226
>>7018227
not sure how to put this in right words
holly was my first trainer i was new
she and buddy were close i could sense, though i did not meet buddy yet
then one day i was released from pokeball and it was buddy not holly
something happen to truck holly had died
it has been a long time from then
buddy is good human
i
i feel for him like holly did
i want him to feel for me like he did for holly

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>>7018371
Is this enough

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>>7018403
You won't die
But you might end up with a broken rib

>>7018388
why dont you talk to him about your feelings? spend time with him cuddle up to him things like that

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>>7018388
Ah. Okay. You want to be his girl.
We can help with that.
Have you tried discussing this with him?

what do you guys do for fun?
im five inches deep in snow having a smoke with my pokemon

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>>7018464
>>7018471
i dont know what to tell him
he is very nice and even my other head likes him
i like it when he pets me and i really like when i can go places with him in truck
i get to sit next to him, and we share back of cab
but i am afraid to ask
he misses holly so much there is deep hurt
i am afraid if i tell him, he will think i am trying to replace holly
i
i think i want to take her place
i fell for him i want him happy
i want to make his hurting much less

>>7018606
sounds like your trainer has a real deep hole in his heart
just do your best to help him heal even if its been a long time he might not be ready for another relationship you get me?

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>>7018606
Well if he's still hurting really badly over Holly he won't be ready for another relationship
Make it clear you love him for hoo he is and that its unconditional
You don't have to say it, just be affectionate and go slow with him
When he's ready he'll approach you on it

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>>7018632
>>7018709
i think i understand
i love him and will try to help him heal
part of me wants to use my powers to help more but i know it is wrong
i will be patient and do what is right
i may have more questions later
thank you for your help
i cannot think clearly right now
please don't tell buddy i was talking about him

>>7018591
Sounds like shit, where are you?

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>>7016969
>universal reset buttons are fun
Yes, yes they are.

>>7018817
i live up in snowpoint the weather fucking sucks here but its not terrible
the people are nice even if theyre kind of nutbags
its so fucking cold outside im heading back in

>>7018591
What Pokémon do you have?

>>7019523
a crobat weezing and raticate
crobat doesnt really enjoy the cold but i got him a scarf so he has an easier time
ive had my weezing and crobat forever but the raticate was a trade from a friend
what about you anon?

>>7019615
Thanks to a wish from Jirachi I got turned into a Decidueye, but I still have my team; Tyrantrum, Heliolisk, Serperior, Volcarona, Vespiquen, and Ninetales

So, im seeing a truckers pokemon, some former humans, and other people. So? How's the world looking? I don't get to Castelia City often enough to hear any outside news.

>>7019664
a pokemon that owns pokemon?
isnt that kinda weird?
>>7019680
no idea i dont venture very far out of snowpoint everything seems pretty normal here

>>7019680
Hoenn sucks and Team Aqua is making good in their desire to sink it

>>7019695
I don't own them so to say
I was their trainer for 8-18 years prior to the Wish, so they elected to stay with me

>>7019695
Sinnoh, right? My dad's Lucario is from there.
>>7019705
Well shit, sorry to hear that. You got some guys in interpol after them?

>>7019728
still funny but hey i dont judge
>>7019738
yeah im originally from johto but had to move
sinnoh isnt too horrible honestly

>>7019738
Northern half of Hoenn seems abandoned, southern half is at the mercy of fire and Mankey, IP are probably too busy dealing with the fire to do anything about Aqua, they hit Lilly with a Tsunami right as we were trying to leave. Shit is FUCKED in Hoenn, if you're there, get out while you can.

>>7019756
Always wanted to visit Sinnoh. I've always been a mountain guy but the Driftveil rocks aren't so snowy this time of year. It's all ice and sleet. Nasty stuff

>>7019738
I'm not sure interpol can really do much
Every region except Alola is having trouble
Unova has to deal with Plasma running rampant

>>7019790
ive aaaalways wanted to go to unova it looks so nice
maybe someday
is plasma still in operation there?

>>7019789
Fuck, i wish i could help but plasma is getting pretty annoying with the protests here in Unova
>>7019794
I know that all too well. Driftveil was hit pretty hard recently. Hard times but we're making due
>>7019822
Yup. Sucks venipeed dick but yeah

>>7019822
Unova is currently being ravaged by Team Plasma, seeing as a large amount of them got turned into Pokémon and suddenly feel as if they were right

>>7019822
There's still some neo-plasma thugs running around but after the clusterfuck with Kyurem they've become pretty impotent.

>>7019838
>>7019839
>>7019842
ill make sure to keep away from there then until this stuff cools down

what made you guys become a trainer?

>>7019866
I became a trainer to help people. Before shit went down, i was studying to be a breeder and a researcher. Now, i just have to support my family and myself for the time being. I sleep at a pokemon center because our home got frozen by one of Plasma's many attacks against Driftveil.

>>7019866
I'm the Decidueye anon and a lifelong Unova-fag
Grew up as a mountain hermit, my first Pokémon was a Snivy abandoned by a comp trainer
Went out on a journey to become the champ so I could make things better for Pokémon
The rest of my Pokes sorta just... came to me. Never caught any of them, they were either hatched, restored, or just... found me.
Never became the champ though, had to go home to take care of dad during his final years

>>7019908
>Now, i just have to support my family and myself for the time being.
tight on cash?
sounds like a bad situation buddy
>>7019939
>had to go home to take care of dad during his final years
thats shit anon but i think weve all lost people
ive lost friends and coworkers but hey im still kicking you just gotta keep going

>>7019977
A bit but im making due. My Growlithe heats my apartment at night cause the center is waiting on heater repairs. It's less on money, more supplies but communications are still up so that's amazing

>>7020023
you need someone to run you supplies or something? ive done that before what do you need and where are you?

>>7020095
It's more to the pokemon center. Thanks to the people here, all we need is fuel. Driftviel is a shipping town, so we're pulling some extra supplies from the stranded shipments to feed our town till the ice can be thawed. We need fuel and a lot of good faith and we should be alright. Thanks for the concern, anon.

>>7020136
>fuel
ill leave it outside the center. be there in ten

>>7020173
I'll notify Joy and the towns people. You are amazing, Anon. Be careful, though. Plasma is still on the prowl. We drove them out of town but we saw a few camped about a mile out west

>>7020195
yeah trust me plasma doesnt scare me
you wouldnt believe some fo the people ive met
really shouldnt be texting while flying ill drop it off and be outta there i dont need a thanks or any money

>>7020208
Either way, thanks for the airdrop. Stay safe and stay warm.

>>7020235
i dropped it off by the center hopefully that helps
oh one of your plasma buddies saw me

>>7020357
We're on it. Thanks for the heads up.

>>7020378
hahaha i beat him anyway i hope that helps i left a few potions for ya
take care

>>7020425
Wind in your sails, Anon. We got the fuel and we got the Grunt. He's pretty pissed.

>>7020473
not a problem
by the way dont kick the shit out of the guy he looked pretty young probably just got manipulated into working with plasma
have a good chat with him okay?

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>>7020635
Cuffed and too away his pokemon for a bit. We'll work somethings out. Take care, anon. Hope to hear from you again soon.

>>7020710
beats sitting in my house watching tv and listening to the radio
take care anon

>>7019977
Yeah, it sucked for a while. Lost both my father and my best friend in the span of a year. It's... not quite as lonely as it would have been. They both came back as Ghost Types. Doesn't mean it was less painful though.

>>7021105
>They both came back as Ghost Types.
say it aint so
how is that treating you?

>>7021150
They weren't really the same.
Lots of blank spots in their memories, personalities warped by the nature of their Pokémon selves...
I talk to them and enjoy their presence, but I stopped trying to have them fill those roles a while ago.

>>7021351
That sounds pretty terrible, but I don't blame you. Personally I think missing someone you aren't related to is a really strange feeling.
Are you the type that enjoys battling?

>>7021388
Not really. I do it when it's necessary or if my Pokémon want to.
I can imagine that I would like it if I weren't so worried about them getting hurt though, so maybe being a Decidueye will change my views on that.

>People turning into pokemon
help

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bamp before bed

face it guys, if pokemon were real you'd be a non-battling NPC that stays in his hometown forever

>>7022948
That's what I was until adventure...Found me.

Also anyone, ANYONE, could become a trainer, aren't pokeballs like a dollar each once currency is converted?

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Been gone for almost a week
wtf happened here?

>>7024298
People abused Jirachi's power and made a lot of people into Pokemon, would have been all of them had Palkia not made a separate dimension and then merged them back together, and shit has been falling apart since then.

Morning from Driftveil. Still cold as hell but last nights anon airdrop was much needed. I hope Hoenn's evacuation is going smooth. Unova i know is knee deep is white icy bullshit but we are making do. How is everyone else doing?

>>7024405
Wha?

>>7026109
Long story, basically I mcfucked up and made a wish to Jirachi and Palkia fixed it for shits and giggles... By copy/pasting the universe and then merging the files.
So we've got Pokemon that were human, a collapsing society, Hoenn is on fire, the gods of time and space are shitposting, Team Aqua and Team Plasma are back in full force, it's all fucked mate
It's all fucked.

>>7026489
As a citizen of Driftveil, we are under some shitty icy and neo plasma is running around like crazy. People are up at arms. I don't blame you, Decidueye Anon. With messing with gods, people get burnt. I just want life to normalize again

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>Alola izz totally fine
Not my problem

>>7026944
You must not have many inconsistencies over there. I'm glad that is.

>>7026870
Zangoose actually, but thanks for not blaming us.
>>7026944
Johto is taken over by rocket, so we might head to Alola after this.

>>7027061
I see. Sorry for the confusion, Zangoose Anon.

>>7027061
>Johto is taken over by rocket, so we might head to Alola after this.
I'm sorry, fucking what?

>>7027093
We got to Olivine and the fucking Rocket flag was raised, dunno about the rest of the region though, but if they took Olivine they probably took a few other cities at least.
We're robbing them blind of fuel and supplies though, so it's not all bad.
Shit, Rattata patrol, gotta hide!

>>7027193
>Someone brought Rocket back again
I'll see that this is stopped. I really hope it's some stupid grunt and not one of my friends.

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>>7027259
It was like five Rattata per trainer, and uh, we kinda just whipped their asses at Olivine, made off with loads of fuel, plenty off food, and all their pride.

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>Team Rocket back
>Skull is causing trouble
why

>>7027835
Because from the sound of it, the universe went through a soft reset. Don't feel that bad, little guy. We can grow strong from this.

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>>7027984
Yeah but I miss when things were actually fine bzzt! All thizzz sunshine is making me miss Sinnoh!

>>7028001
Rotom'Dex, I don't know how sinnoh is right now but maybe its safe just to stay in Alola for now. Besides, Team skull isn't that bad. It's a crime family with a stake in Aether. Take that into account when contacting authorities

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>>7028033
Just Rotom is good, pal! Team Skull isn't anything to be afraid of, I can see them outside trying to steal a park bench.
That'zzzzz nailed down. They really aren't anything to be scared of.

>>7028086
rotom do you like being touched?

>>7028086
I didn't say they were all smart. But really, keep an eye on Aether and Skull. Something is not right about those two.

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>>7028103
Don't get any big ideazzz, pal.
>>7028167
Oh don't worry I do! I watch a lot of tv! I see Phox news is having a field day with this

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>>7028250
How do you work Rotom?
If you take over something what can you all do with it?
I've heard some wierd stories about Rotoms taking things over.

>>7028250
I don't have reception her in Driftveil because Castalia was hit a lot harder then us and we share a satellite dish across the bridge though i bet you're right. UBC Is trying to blow this off and PBC is working to quiet any questions people have, just calling this a series of natural disasters. Aether is not helping one bit.

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>>7028348
I can do just about anything within the realm of physics! I don't know much about how it workzzzz to be honest, something about when a Rotom takes over something electronic itzzzzz made into plasma and easily manipulated by us?
I can take over juzzzt about anything electronic! And its a real blast to just travel through wires to wherever I need to be!
You ever played Ghost Trick? Kinda like that!
>>7028392
Hey hey if you need a natural source of electricity and defense I'm ya ghost!

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>>7028507
That, that's really cool.
What's the biggest thing you've ever taken over?

>>7028507
Haha, No thanks, Rotom. We got it covered. Most of us here have electric types so all me need in natural gas and gas every know and then to keep machines running. Thanks for the offer, though.

>>7028507
>Ghost Trick
good taste

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>>7028548
One time I took over the radio tower in Johto! I think that's the biggest thing I've eeeever taken over. It wasn't a good idea though I had kids following me for hours after that. Bzzt!
>>7028556
Hey not a problem! If I happen by any gas I'll send it to ya somehow!
>>7028578
Thankzzzzzz, pal!

>>7028630
Thanks, Rotom. Now to go check on some ice removal. Trying to clear a path out to sea. The road to Nimbasa is clear but Driftveil is a shipping port.

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>>7028630
Oh what did you broadcast?
That's massive yeah, I had no idea pokemon could get so big in such a way.

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>>7028672
Good luck buddy! I know ya can make it through this!
>>7028689
Well I was gonna prank everyone and make em think Team Rocket came back but, well they kinda saw my giant face on the radio tower so it didn't last very long!
Maybe I'll do it for real sometime!

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>>7028720
Heh, sounds like an idea for a poster or something.
Rotom radio, broadcasting right into your radio.

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Sup fags.

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>>7028796
Rotom radio, giving you news whenever I get around to it!
Yeah I'll start my new station just like that! You wanna draw up some posters for me, pal?
>>7028805
Hey jerk!

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>>7028840
Yeah sure, I was thinking of this radiotower with your face on it and a powerbolt shooting out of the top with the slogan under it.
[spoiler]Can't draw for shit but I might find something, Rotom is sadly kinda rare, he's a real cool pokemon.[/spoiler]

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>>7028902
Sounds good to me pal! I really like the sound of that!
(And yeah its no problem, dude. I can't draw for shit either but I might give it a shot later.)

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>>7028972
(What happened with ctr + s by the way?
Rotomdex a qt)

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>>7029020
(As long as I've been on /trash/ spoilertext doesn't seem to work so I assume it just doesn't work here. Kind of a shame if you ask me. Rotomdex is absolutely a qt.)

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>>7029057
Do you have a trainer?
Since you went inside a pokedex.
If so, what's he or she like?
(Yeah we could go with it, oh well.)

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>>7029148
Yeah I do! He's from Sinnoh and he's really nice! He works a lot so I get to be home alone which isn't too bad of a deal. Plus I help him keep his electricity bill low so its a win win!

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>>7028840
I like your attitude! whos your favorite normal type pokemon?

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>>7029248
Do you sneak off a lot?
>>7029281
Who is your favourite normal type pokemon?

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>>7029281
Actually Zigzagoon might be. You guys got that pickup ability and it makes for quick cash. Bzzt!
Whats yours?
>>7029298
Yeah! I'm still a rebellious spirit at heart so I need my chaos time. They leave a lot of cars just parked on the street in Alola, its fun to take them for a ride!
I wanna use a car in a pokemon battle but that'd probably be pretty unfair for most pokemon.

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>>7029339
Wouldn't be much use to a steel type, but I can see the use.
Would be fun to see a psychic getting battled like that.
Wouldn't see that one coming for sure.

>>7029339
Did some prankster of sorts fit every single car in Alola with the very special motor you use to take control of them?

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>>7029298
>>7029339
I don't have a favorite normal type... normal types are the worst! (except for fairy)

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>>7029625
Not even a nice normal type?

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>>7029575
Well true! But it'd be super fun to do!
>>7029613
Pff, no! Anything electric based is free game. Cars aren't 100% gasoline based, dummy!
>>7029625
Aren't you...? Self-hate isn't good for you, bud! Bzzt!

>>7029677
That doesn't fit the part that an entire line of appliances had to be removed from the market because they all used that same motor, doesn't it?

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>>7029668
>>7029677
I guess i like eevee. because eevee can be anything but a normal type if it want to.

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>>7029737
I mean some of em are harder to take over than others. But a strong enough Rotom doesn't really have any trouble with em!
You sure this ain't just some silly conspiracy? Bzzt!
>>7029748
You are a sad pokemon!

>>7029785
Not a conspiracy, just checking the "facts"

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hello again how are you
i want to thank those that talked to me last night
it really helped me to put things into
i cant think of the right word
but i understand better now

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>>7029818
Well the facts are that us rotoms can possess just about anything electrical.
>>7029908
Hey hey! How are ya, pal?

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>>7029908
That's a cool webcam but it seems a bit distorted.
Is that normal?

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>>7029937
i am well i am learning more about how to use this
i usually only go to viewtube to watch videos but now i am learning more about this thing called a web browser
this place seems nice and i find out more about buddy
there are menu things i am learning too
something called extensions something called preferences and something called history

>>7030007
camera is from monitoring it uses radio waves it is old
buddy got it from a place called thrift world

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>>7029785
b-but i-its true!

>>7029908
hey guy!

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>>7030153
Ooh! History's an interesting thing. Click on that, what do ya see?
>>7030194
Sad sad little pokemon! You gotta learn to love yourself, pal! Bzzt!

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>>7030194
hello are you the zigzagoon buddy spoke of

>>7030220
ok i will take a look

>>7030220
cant you like trace people?

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>>7030330
I think you're losing signal, pal! Rotom to Girafarig, you copy?
>>7030396
What you mean go through the wires and end up at their house? I mean maybe but I think there's a certain level of y'know, not wired stuff in between! I don't think that'd work unless they were on dial-up.

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>>7030444
10 4 rotom i am ok
camera is old and sometimes fades
browser history has links to other sites looking a titles
zannys trailer home parts and repair
thrift world newsletter
darkball list jobs and employment
rocketcon 2017
dealing with loss
interpol wanted list
convoy by cw mcall
are you holding back your pokemon
girafarig mating habits

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>>7031093
>girafarig mating habits
Leeewd! Well, hmm. I think your buddy miiiiiiiiight have an interest in ya? Or maybe he's doin' his homework to see if YOU have an interest in him.

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This fucking boat.
The chaos never ends.

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>>7031204

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>>7031709
Dex to Mother Base, do you copy? Hellooooo?

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>>7031709
I can't paint a picture so unclear.
What's going on up there?

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>>7031819
>>7031878

i am so angry
this girafarig mating habits webpage is lies and slander
i have never intentionally urinated in front of buddy or any other male to show readiness to be bred
i have never tried to mind-meld with him either, except when buddy was really bad off
and i only sleep in a nest of his used clothes because i miss him when he is away
and i wash his clothes before he gets back so that doesn't count
how can a site so incorrect exist
maybe this is just habits of wild girafarig

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>>7031954
Well you should definitely talk with your buddy about the REAL mating habits. Or heck maybe recommend him one that's accurate? I think pokephilia.net has some pretty accurate ones.

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>>7032044
how do i even bring that up to him
i was already told i should not rush anything yesterday because he
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
the website link you gave me is
uh

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>>7032275
Too forward? I mean heck they have mating habits of legendaries! The one for Rotom is pretty accurate! Bzzzt!

>>7032044
>>7032330
Rotom dont scar the poor giraffe
why are you so fucking lewd
>>7032275
DONT LOOK AT IT SHIELD YOUR EYES

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>>7032330
oh my

>>7032356
its too late for me
i put a cloth over my other head
i heard about humans and pokemon mating
but
i can't do some of that
and pokeballs aren't supposed to go there
i dont want to be tied up
this is scary

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>>7032356
Look I thought it'd help!!
>>7032621
Hey I really doubt your buddy would wanna do most of that stuff. You know vanilla stuff? Like, real normal everyday breeding! No ropes or chains or, y'know.

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>>7032685
you are probably right
buddy is a very nice human
he really cares about me
i just didn't expect to see images like this
its a lot to process
this has links to some place called bad pokemon
if its like this i will avoid it
there is a couple nice pictures
humans kiss strange

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>>7032950
Just talk with your bud about your feelings! You'll be kissing in no time.
But he has dealt with a loss sooo be slow about it, right bud? Humans are real dumb, they stay bent up about stuff for their whole lives. Try and help him out! Bzzzt!

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>>7033003
i want to help buddy
i want to heal him and make him happy without guilt
i want
i
iwanthimtolovemeilovehim

the camera's battery is out.

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>>7033162
Aw, well. See ya, pal.
Just do your best to help your bud heal for now, all right? He'll grow on ya!!
Ai yai yai, probably not even gonna hear me anymore.

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>>7033246
thank you i really appreciate it
i think i will call it a night for tonight

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>>7033328
Take care bud!!

What do you guys like to do?

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>>7033869
I like music!

how about you?

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SO
COULD NOT COMMUNICATE DUE TO MASS FUCKING OF SHIT.
We decided our boat was too small, so we were going to take over the S.S. Anne.
Palkia.
Is.
A.
FUCKING TROLL.
Turns out Blue turned into a Charizard and Red didn't change. Palkia teleported them on our faces and Blue recognized me.
WE FOUGHT RED AND FUCKING BLUE.
RED HAD GOD DAMN MEWTWO, WHO, SURPRISE SURFUCKINGPRISE, COULD MEGA EVOLVE
I JUST WANTED A BIGGER BOAT.
So uh
I'm proud to say Cali is fucking amazing at battle and saved literally all our asses with King's Shield and Shadow Claw.

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>>7034388
I still refuse to evolve

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>>7034388
>>7034410
Well shit. Didn't know that. Try and head to Alola. Pretty sure a friendly Rotom is there and Palkia hasn't done much to the area. Hope it was used as an anchor point because It's Shit here in Unova. Don't know you anon's but I hope the best for you.

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>>7034620
Hey! I'm ya boy! You can hang at my trainer's place if ya need to!

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>>7034731
I'm the Driftveil trainer you were talking to earlier. That was Malice, my pawniard, i just wanted to show him off a bit. Nice to see ya again, Rotom. Still in good health?
(This is my starter, Shale)

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>>7034731
>you have a trainer

gross. whats your slave driver like?

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>>7032621
Pokemon and human action are hot!

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>>7034620
>>7034731
That's really generous of you all and thanks, both of you.

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>>7034815
Heck yeah I am! How are ya, pal? Hey you've got some interesting pokemon!
>>7034869
Pretty good! I keep his house warm and he gives me a place to chill away from snot nosed kids.

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>>7034890
I'd offer to come to Driftveil but the port is frozen solid after the first attack two weeks ago. Communications were back up yesterday
(Mimi. She loves the mask so much)
>>7034928
Doing well and staying warm. Still working to get the town plasma free and running normally again

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>>7034999
Hey if you ever need a guy to heat things up or chill out with I'm your guy!
Just say the word and I'll be there at the speed of light!

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>>7035131
As much as i would love it, we have some pride in doing things like repairing our town ourselves, even if it's slow. It's kind of you to volunteer but still, we got it.
(Dowell. Hard worker and a bit of a showoff)

>>7035131
no more puns please

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Howdy y'all. Spendin' the night at the Pyrite Super Grand Hotel. Not used to this fancy stuff, but I got a free room on account of my delivery. The internet here's a bit slow. Still, looking forward to gettin' back home.

How are y'all?

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>>7035263
Hey no problem, pal! Good luck on your work!
>>7035266
Watt? You got a problem? These are horrible.
>>7035305
>Pyrite Super Grand Hotel
That's in Orre ain't it? I've always wanted to go there! I'm great today's been a real good day!

>>7034620
We are literally only alive because of Cali and her King's Shield.

My fur is still fucking smoking even after taking a dive into the ocean.

But we got the Anne, and are sailing... I think to Alola, I'd have to check.

>>7035305
Hey is it true you're Ex-Rocket?

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>>7035305
Doing pretty well. Isn't Pyrite in the middle of the Orre Region? How's that place dealing with the whole Reality break down?
(This is Granite. Saved him from freezing to death out when the attack happened)

>>7035385
Good Stuff, good stuff. May the seas be calm, Zangoose Anon

>>7035478
I sure as fuck hope so, if I have to fight a pack of FUCKING Gyrados again I'm fucking frying them up and using them for dinner. Fuck those angry assholes.

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>>7035356
Orre ain't a nice place, but it's a little better than it used to be. The fact that I actually made it here is nothing short of amazing.

>>7035424
Yep. I used to be part of a dynamic duo with a sweet and tough gal named Holly. We were transporters, Haulin' stuff for the big R.

>>7035445
Well, truth be told, I ain't been out here in more than a decade, so I can't say I rightly know. you said Reality broke down out here once?

>>7035556
You must have missed it during the journey, but uh, anons made a kinda stupid wish to Jirachi and a lot of people became Pokemon. Only reason it wasn't 100% of the pop was Palkia copy-pasting the universe and then merging them back together, shits fucked, especially in Hoenn.

>>7035556
>Haulin' stuff for the big R.
Did you bow out before Archer took over?

>>7035556
So things are calm out in Orre too. Good. Another Haven for those caught in the wake of the Hoenn and Unova shit.
>>7035553
Haha, sorry mate.

>>7035626
Johto isn't as badly fucked, but Rocket was making a comeback when we took a pitstop there. And obviously Blue is now a fucking Charizard that can go Mega, and Red has fucking MEWTWO... But in general Red isn't a bad guy, so Kanto might be another haven if you haven't pissed either of those two off.

>>7035677
Only know either of them from newspapers so i have no idea. They might be good allies, who knows?

how does this work hello?

>>7035781
Evening from Driftveil. What's up?

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>>7035598
What the hell...
Well, can't say that'd be too weird. I seen a lot of strange things while out on the road. And it seems a lot of times the world's in peril one moment, then fine the next day.

>>7035609
Giovanni was the top guy back then. When Holly died, I just kinda lost interest in everything. If it hadn't been for Girafarig, I might've just drove off a cliff.

>>7035626
It's nice to not immediately have my truck attacked or have to pay some dumb "toll".

>>7035831
Well i can say i saw your partner on from time to time. Getting lonely so we keep him company. A naughty rotom is on here too but its cool. Also, i know Orre isn't far from Unova, maybe about 3-4 days nonstop?

>>7035799
did you put this here
why

>>7035948
Put what where? I'm just a guy at his computer. You okay on your end?

>>7035979
this metal box that youre in
on my island

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>>7035904
Him? Him who?

>>7035993
I'm not on actually on it. This is like a long distance way of talking with people.
>>7036007
Your Girafarig. He's leaning how to use a computer and webcam to talk here. He's kind and cares deeply for you.

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>>7036007
Wait, she's been here? When? How did she even get on here?

What was she talking about? And she got that cheap radio-cam working? I mean that's the first time I've ever heard of her using anything besides View-Tube.

>>7036061
then who left this here

>>7036139
She talks about you a lot. she loves you and so does her tail head. You've treated her well and she's got the webcam working though it ran out of batteries. She's off currently but she'll be back. She's broadening her horizons and exploring the internet. She found this place and we've been good pokemon and trainers to help her out.
>>7036188
Maybe a storm washed it up or it was abandoned. you can call me Dv Anon. Who are you?

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>>7036219
I....there's a lot I wasn't sure about. I guess she would be curious and explore the net and all. Thank y'all for being nice to her though. I appreciate it.
That gives me a lot to think about.

>>7036219
what are these other things
a picture?
i am darkrai what are you dv

>>7036346
I am a pokemon trainer. Pleased to meet you, Darkrai
>>7036323
Not a problem. As much as she wanted to keep this a secret from you, it seemed right to tell you what she's been doing. Go easy and keep your junk in your pants~ ;)

>>7036396
what do you trainers do here?

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>>7036396
I gotta admit, it's a little odd...but good at the same time. I always worried that she stayed with me because she felt obligated, not because she wanted to.

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>>7036600
>not because she wanted to.
Heck, she likes you a lot, pal. This is strict confidence! Ya can't tell anyone!

>>7036590
We chat, talk news, etc.
>>7036600
I agree with Rotom, she's sticking with you because her heart want it. She loves you like my pokemon love me.

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>>7036652
Can't blame me for wonderin'. I'm not young anymore I haven't done more than haul loads across the Regions, and I've made a ton of questionable decisions. I keep expecting Interpol to show up.

>>7036689
I care for her a lot...but it's not easy... What if something happens to me? What if something happens to her? I've had someone I loved dearly taken from me. I don't know if I can handle having it happen again. And I wouldn't want Girafarig to go through that kind of heartbreak.

>>7036982
Trucker Anon, Don't worry about a thing. Call her, keep her updated, and tell her you love her. She loves you too

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>>7036982
>Interpol
Hey if you need someone to be ya bodyguard I'm your guy! I don't think my trainer would get too mad if I helped a friend out for a bit!
Anyway, I don't consider myself the best on human emotions but you should do what you feel most. Do you love her?

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>>7037024
I will. I might as well do so now. It's gettin' late and I'll be headin' back home tomorrow. I'll go give her a call.

>>7037080
I appreciate the offer, I'd figure at some point they'd start investigating Team Rocket over some things, but nothing's happened yet, so with any luck, I was just too low on the pyramid to care about.

And....yes, I do love her.

>>7037221
Smooth roads ahead. Give her a kiss when you get home

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>>7037221
I really doubt they care about ya! The interpol guys seem to always have something new they have to deal with and that's UBs right now. So you're definitely safe bud.
Liiiiisten, when you get home tell her how ya feel. Be honest with her and be honest with yourself! Give her a kiss!
Oh and you might wanna consult pokephilia.net for some tips on sex with a Girafarig.

>>7037287
woah thats a hot site

>>7037254
I think I'll take that advice.

>>7037287
I will tell her how I feel. And yeah, I'll prolly give both her heads a smooch.

Wait a minute, I heard about that website, I think I'll steer clear of that.

And if she comes on, don't tell her about that site either! I don't want her gettin' confused.

>>7037382
She, unfortunately knows and saw the sight. She doesn't like it. Talk to her about it. Blame Rotom for exposing her. He brought it up while exploring your search history.

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>>7037361
Perv!
>>7037382
Good luck with that, pal! I bet she'll love it.
Oh! Don't worry I won't.
>>7037420
HEY DON"T TELL EM! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA!

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>>7037420
Dammit! OK, I gotta go y'all. I got a ton of explaining to do now.

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>>7035733
Red's alright-ish, but Blue is a dick. Being a Charizard just made him even more of a violent dick.
By the way, Aloha.

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>>7037445
Well good luck!
>>7037491
Hey! Where ya at, pal? We got a great nightlife here!

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>>7037532
Right now, I'm on the boat with >>7034388 and a few others.
I sort of got swept up in the shenanigans, but I don't care. I'm going home and the first thing I'm doing when I get there is riding a wave for old time's sake.

Any news from the regions outside the Big 7 and Orre?

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>>7037592
Oooh I hope that goes well for ya!
>>7037607
Not a clue! Why don't ya go check, pal?

Why do ghosts need to get tired anyway?

>>7037846
Ever since reality became more twisted than an Alakazam's spoon here:
1) Some guy became an Electivire. Not the only case of spontaneous pokemonization that day but this particular imbecile immediately went to test motor grive, got hopped up to a high tension tower causing a small black out and then rammed full speed into a navy precinct.
2) More wildfires in the hills nearby. Heat got more intense, houses burned down, lunatics saying that Groudon is going to cross the entire ocean to smite us all personally.

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>>7037846
It should. Looks like smooth sailing from here, which is a relief. We could all use a little R&R here, and that's from one of the lucky 'mons on this boat.

>>7037607
None that I know of, but I've been out of the loop for a while, bro.

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>>7038187
With what i hear with Hoenn sinking? That's not out of the realm of possibility. NeoPlasma has large chunks of Unova under white bullshit but that was two weeks ago. We're fighting them off but it's hard going. None of the people here have had the same reaction to the remerging of reality so thats good, at least.
(Maxwell. I put his pic because he's keeping the fire going. Heater's still off but it should be working by tomorrow afternoon.)

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>>7038187
>>7038190
I hope ya both take care! Stay safe all all that. I gotta skedadle before my trainer thinks I'm doin' anything bad. I'll catch ya tomorrow!

Current World Status: 49% Chaos
Kanto/Johto Status: Team Rocket uprising. Quelled
Hoenn Status: Falling. Northern Half sinking, Southern Falling apart
Sinnoh Status: Unknown. Communications still active
Unova Status: NeoPlasma Uprising. Quelling. Rebuilding. Communications active.
Alola Status: Calm. No known distortion
Orre Status: Calm No known distrortion

>>7038311
rotom a cute

My trainer just whipped his cock out in front of me. Is this normal human behavior? What can I expect?

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>>7040295
At what room did this happen?
Was it the bathroom?

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>>7019908
>studying to be a breeder
>Nearly published a book on mating styles and habits on Pokemon
>One trainer asks me how to mate with a charizard
>All research notes get confiscated and lab shutdown by local police

I felt like i was on the verge of a damn breakthrough on eggs and breeding. Some people...

>>7041315
serves you right pokefucker

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>>7041315
Fucking good. Pokephilia is degenerate

>>7041259
What's a bathroom

>>7026489
Dunno why everybody is up in arms about that
During these past few days my life has grand
See,while everything is going to shit i decided to take advantage of this situation.
Been hitting up some houses and stores as of late
And thanks to you decidueye anon security is bassically nil so stealing some cash and items withouth anybody noticin has been real easy
Rollin in cash homie
Right now im thinkin of going to that abandoned part of hoenn someone mentioned earlier and loot a atm machine i found
Its been damaged and its almost ripped from the wall.
So see ya all later
Ill post results

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>>7042813
Once a human always a human.

>>7042813
Nigga that ain't me
I've never referred to the Wish as a fuckup, nor was I the one who actually wrote down the Wish
That there is Zangoose anon
I'll be sure to come fuck you up at the next opportunity though
-Decidueye anon

>>7042813
>>7042982
Niggers

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>>7043311
Typical human response. Thanks for proving my point.

>>7043398
Nigger

>>7041315
Sounds like sabotage to me. I'm sorry to hear that. Honestly, i don't mind Pokephilia but people are so hyper paranoid about it, it confuses me. Pokemon are consenting beings. Sure, they aren't the same species, but the matter is consent there.

Anyway, its another frosty morning in Driftveil, Clayton is helping break the port free of the ice so thats awesome news, and the pokemon center's heater is gonna be fixed today, so Maxwell, my growlithe can take a break. How's everyone else?

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>>7042982
Bro. Just 'cause that guy's an asshole doesn't mean everybody caught in The Wishening is.

>>7042990
Remind me to thank that crazy genius.

>>7043445
Glad to hear the heater's getting fixed. Life on the S.S. Pirate Love Boat is pretty chill right now.

>>7043531
Glad to hear. How's the waves? Smooth sailing or choppy waters currently?

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>>7043571
Smooth sailing. Boat's got a weird smell, but we're not worried yet. Weather stays like this, we'll be to Alola in no time.

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>>7043584
Wind in your sails, then, Raichu Anon. I hope you make island fall soon and relax. I heard they make some good Malasada there.
(this pic was from last night near the center)

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>>7043659
That looks incredible cold.
Don't think I would last there.
How do you manage?

>>7043706
We've had cold winters like this before. Lots of snow but this time it's been a lot of icy thanks to Plasma's Kyurem. We manage how we always have, Working together and staying warm. Nothing more then that, my Smeargle friend

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>>7043659
T-that looks scary

>>7043763
Sounds lovely when you put it like that.
Though I'm more of a sun worshiper.
I tend to get moody when its cold and dark.

>>7043849
Meh, there was a few flurries last night. It's really not as bad as it looks. Temp was -8 degrees and plus we mine a lot of coal here. We're good.
>>7043869
It's cool, man. Everyone has there things. Though it didn't help that plasma attacked at the start of winter.

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>>7043584
Weird smell was a fucking Muk.
The Muk is gone now.
It will not be coming back.
Do not fuck with my unwinding day, or my crew.

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Pweee?
Kzzzchhzxxx?

>>7043939
Translation, please!

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>>7043946
Krkrkrkrkr?
Kreeeeeeeee!

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>>7043999
You want me to check your trips?
Sure thing bud.

>>7043999
Ah. You're one of those UB's huh? Well, i can't quite understand you but maybe some of the pokemon here can.

Can Anyone help me out here? I don't speak Xurkitree

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>>7044013
>>7044016
Pweeeoo.
Krrreee fssssshht?

>>7044029
stupid tree

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>>7044029
Would Pweeee be something like hello?
I'l try communicating.
Pweeeeee, bwahaaa.
Bwangwangroscharebra?

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>>7044029
Bro, I'm sorry, but all I'm getting is that you're a little confused by the craziness going on.

>>7044090
Hey, don't trash talk him yet, bro. If he's threatening us, then maybe. Maaaaybe.

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>>7044090
Krrrrrzz?
>>7044158
Pweeoo! Krrrzzztt krkrkr!
>>7044160
Fzzzzsh?

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>>7044172
Banga, Krrrrzzzttt, zching zchang bork bork.

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>>7044197
Pweeooooo. Zrrrrt?

Hi, guys! Having fu--
>>7044172
OH SHIT

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>>7044256
I'm gonna be frank with you buddy.
But I have no idea what you mean.
Maybe if we got that Rotom posting we might figure out what he says.

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>>7044275
Zrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
>>7044286
Pweeeeeosssssaaaaaa?
Zrrrrrrrtlrrd?

Please reset the universe again and start all over

>>7044370
We can work with this. Don't do that.

>>7044386
THERES A UB PLEASE RESET IT

>>7044410
THERE WERE UB's BEFORE THE RESET. WE ARE FINE!

>>7044419
IT LEARNED HOW TO USE A COMPUTER WE ARE NOT FINE

>>7044437
IT's ELECTRIC TYPE, WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT?!?

>>7044437
Use is a rather big word for randomly smashing buttons.

>>7044467
I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE ABLE TO
>>7044475
IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS A PATTERN TO ITS SPEECH I MEAN ITS USING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER NOT JUST LIKE deghsdhfsdfsd IM AFRAID

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>>7044370
>>7044386
>>7044410
>>7044419
>>7044437
>>7044467
>>7044475
>>7044481
Pweeeeeeeto ko ko krrrrr?

>>7044490
Xerkitree, its fine. He's freaking out over nothing.

>>7044490
IT UNDERSTANDS US MAN

>>7044490
Umm... Latis, could you please fly there and translate?

>>7044508
Well, yeah. It can because its a pokemon. A different universe pokemon but a pokemon nonetheless

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>>7044498
Zzzzzfft.
>>7044508
Sssszztand?
>>7044515
Laaate?

>>7044527
>>7044535
ITS FUCKING LEARNING DUDE

>>7044544
Awesome! That way we can talk to it!

>>7044535
Hello, Heeeellooooo.

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>>7044544
Leeaaarn?
>>7044567
Hell oh!

>>7044583
Hello.
I am Smeargle.
You?

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>>7044618
Ssssmear?
Tree! Zzzrt?

>>7044693
You Zzzrt?

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>>7044708
Tree! Circtree?

>>7044738
This is amazing! I'm starting to understand you. Glad to meet you, Zzzrt.

>>7044738
Your tree?
What do you want?

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>>7043939
Hey thread I'm ba- AAAAHHH MONSTER!!!!!!

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>>7044769
Meet you too!! Krrrzzzt!
>>7044776
Back? Not here, back! Back back? No green, back.
>>7044793
Aaaaahh?

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>>7044802
I DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE MET YOU YET IN THE TIMELINE.
GREETINGS.

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>>7044802
AAH

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>>7044847
Big!! Hell oh! You?
>>7044890
Aaaaaaah?

>>7044906
The little guys is afraid of you.

New bread!
>>7044947

>>7044931
Aaaaafraid? Me? Me? How?
>>7044953
New!!