Hunger Games / HG
Invisible Inc edition.
This is why we dont hang around doors
>But you do decker!
>>6994199
Heh... heh... heh...
Nobody will find me here.
>>6994199
Not gonna lie
Thats a weird ass lookin' grizzly bear
>>6994199
I didn't need your help... But thanks, or whatever.
Dolphins suck.
>>6994222
>He mastered in disguise apparently
>>6994199
A day of peace, you lot are too lucky.
>>6994235
no u
>>6994238
>Jotaro
>>6994237
>R.I.P.
Jackasses deserved it
>Decker!
>>6994235
...Want to say that again?
>>6994237
Yare Yare... It's far easier to solve problems with your fists.
>>6994237
>>6994246
I guess we found the weakest CPU
>Is she even one?
>>6994199
>>6994246
I-I thought that doors were supposed to seal me away from the r-real world, b-but it didn't work this time..?
>>6994249
Dolphins. Are. Cunts.
>>6994250
Damn it Rom! I told you to be careful here!
>>6994250
>CPU Canditate like het twin sister, Nepgear and Uni are, almost the same thing.
>>6994260
Rom? Rom is not here, Blanny. Are you feeling well? Maybe you'll feel better by smacking someone on the head like you always do! I-It's just a scratch, don't worry!
>>6994250
One of the higher ups can handle this. I'm not watching.
>>6994256
>Uses Star Platinum
>Hospitalizes you
>Spits on
>>6994250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhhbFXsbr0
>Decker, they dont need mood music!
But its a classic!
>>6994246
F, Syo-chan.
>>6994250
It won't work again this time!
>>6994269
>You didn't check my stando first
>It reflects the damage dealt to me
>You are hospitalized
>I spit on you
>>6994275
Hi smelly
>>6994266
>sneaks up to and gibs a pudding
>>6994274
I never understood why everyone tries to hide.
>>6994269
Morning!
>>6994266
That's a defect of me, Ram.
It's alright to talk to it but don't get into any cars with it because it hasn't developed fine-motor skills yet.
>>6994274
>>6994282
Because you cannot rely on your equipment all the time Elly.
>>6994293
And this is why I don't bother with such silly contraptions!
>>6994293
I guess FTM must be pretty hungry.
>That or they are tracking down a former employee
>>6994274
There you are. I'll break your legs so you can't get away.
>>6994277
Agh...! Bastard...
>>6994287
Great... It's you. Yare Yare...
>>6994293
I don't need to kill him. His stuff is more than enough for now.
>>6994288
I know I know. She's just being a good..not-sister by watching over me while you are busy reading books or yelling at Thunder Tits.
>>6994281
Blanc always says not to take anything from creepy perverts. Go away!
>>6994314
What the- I can't use Star Platinum? It can't be...!
>>6994316
What's wrong dude?
>>6994320
I gave you a pudding, how does that make me a pervert
>>6994280
Hello, 'Smelly', I see you're back with your smell.
>>6994293
Fufufu.
>>6994288
Who the hell are you calling a defect!?
You know very well how the Hyperdimension works and that I am just another version of you!
>>6994266
As a matter of fact, I am not feeling well at all. Perhaps I should smack someone.
>>6994316
>>6994274
I think the time to break his legs long since come and passed. There's no point as long as he doesn't actually try and attack, yes?
>>6994314
Like bugs to a zapper
>wolves to a poacher?
>>6994334
Quit ruining his birthday yukine
>>6994329
I know! Why don't you hit the creepy anon trying to feed me pudding? Who does he think I am, Neptune?
>>6994326
>>6994314
>Casts Stopspell
>>6994341
Another one down
>>6994324
You. You piss me off.
>>6994330
Are you telling me what to do?
>>6994334
Guess I'm going to need to use my fists.
>>6994341
How annoying...
>>6994356
Tell anybody, and I'll make sure you never move again.
>>6994356
Hello it is me, the angry girl~
>>6994356
He got smoked!
>Just how long were you waiting to use that pun?
long enough
>>6994342
That sounds fine, trying to bribe you with pudding is a big offence.
>>6994326
You should stay away from Ram, especially if you value your life.
>>6994359
It's not my place to tell anyone what to do so long as it doesn't interfere in my work, sir. I merely mean to say...there's no point in going after him, yes?
>>6994369
Think he's going to have a party with all that free power?
>>6994369
Tch... I got him before, I'll get him next time.
>>6994376
>He pulls the brim of his hat down, as if to show his disinterest.
I'll do what I want. Back off, lady.
>>6994386
...Is that so? I see.
>>6994386
>No. he's going to have a feast instead
>>6994369
>>6994386
It's okay when nobody sees.
>>6994393
Goodness...is violence really your first reaction to everything?
>>6994387
You're trying to bribe my sister to like you right? Go take that pudding to Neptune instead you disgusting pedo.
>>6994396
Now this is more like it.
>>6994387
>>6994401
Yeah, what other Big Sis said! I don't even like pudding THAT much!
>>6994409
C-crushed by door? Horrible and unfair!
>>6994396
...You. Stay out of my way and we'll be fine.
>>6994400
>Shrug
It works.
>>6994409
They were dead before the fourth "Ora"...
>>6994418
But he hasn't done anything to you...goodness, I forgot how barbaric humans can be.
And the winner is....
>>6994420
I ''like'' for you to shut up. If you value your face in one piece, you'll listen to what I say!
>>6994424
Should I break something else? His face?
>>6994428
Stupid piece of junk...
>>6994428
Congrats clucky.
as a prize you get to add one event to the games.
>>6994428
T-Thanks for hosting...or something like that. I-I don't know if I should thank people f-for blowing me up...
But it's fine now...I'm not mad.
>>6994428
Congrats.
>>6994545
Thanks for the game.
>>6994428
Congratulations.
>>6994545
Thank you for hosting.
>>6994555
>Neps from a distance
>>6994540
>Asks what kind of sweets she likes in sign language
I'll start up the marathon soon, need to prep a couple things.
>>6994542
You could've just as easily left him alone, yes?
Ah, and...better luck next time, sir.
>>6994545
Congratulations, sir! And thank you for this.
>>6994540
>>6994420
She doesn't want anything to do with you, so if you value your life and your face, you better start running.
>>6994545
Thank you for hosting.
>>6994545
Congratulations, thanks for hosting.
>>6994559
Ech? Nandatte?
>>6994545
Thanks for hosting you two.
And congratulations.
Now I believe its my turn.
First 24. Will bump if needed.
>>6994563
Whatever.
>>6994545
Fix your junk.
>>6994568
>>6994561
Yeah, I'm getting bored with this idiot. I'm going to play video games with Rom now, Big Sis and other Big Sis. See you around maybe!
>And I also need to watch the anime and screencap Ram scenes. God save me.
>>6994579
Avenger
>>6994579
Birthday Adrian Rollini
>>6994579
Squirrel
>>6994579
Joe Rushton
>>6994579
Belarus
>>6994579
Bakuryu II
>>6994579
Syoko Hoshi
>>6994585
"Whatever"...?
>>6994579
Elly
>>6994579
A MOTHERFCKING SHARK
>>6994579
Blanc
>>6994579
Meme dog
>>6994579
Tribute
>>6994579
Lord Beerus
>>6994579
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>6994579
Dante
>>6994553
>>6994555
>>6994563
>>6994569
Hope you choke-a-doodle-doo!
>>6994579
Cluckin' Bell Employee
>>6994610
A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK*
Damn it, it's hard to type when your cat is on top of you.
>>6994579
Mysterious Heroine X
>>6994579
The Orb
>>6994579
Shadow
>>6994579
Akatsuki
>>6994579
Jotaro Kujo
>>6994579
9-Ball
>>6994579
Vaati
>>6994579
Jade Harley
>>6994545
Thanks for the show...
>>6994579
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>6994579
Dogooman
>>6994609
Are you deaf?
We good to go?
>>6994655
S-Shiitake-kun isn't s-safe in this team!
>>6994655
Hurry it up already.
>>6994653
Certainly not! I simply don't follow your meaning...
>>6994655
Ready, sir.
>>6994655
It seems fine. Let's get moving.
>>6994655
Alright lets move it.
>>6994673
>>6994662
Wow, first one to die again.
>>6994673
Day one.
>>6994673
F-First one to lose? A-Again?
>She bites her lower lip
I-It's fine...I'm not angry at all...I-I'm totally calm and meek right now...
>>6994665
I guess you'll never know...
>>6994673
Yare Yare... I expected better.
>>6994673
I have no need for these. Take them.
>>6994699
Now... What should be my plan of attack?
>>6994688
T-This isn't working out for me, Sachiko-chan...I-I wasn't born to live in the outside world, without mushrooms around me...
>>6994699
Night one.
>>6994703
Sorry you had to experience that.
>Pats her shoulder
>>6994673
>>6994713
And I don't even know what they are, so I'll pass.
>>6994710
With all due respect, it sounds like you're deliberately being vague...I suppose I'll get out of your hair, sir.
>>6994714
At least you didn't miss the entry like I did.
Aren't you taking those weird things with you? It wouldn't surprise me if you hid some shrooms under your clothes and smuggled them in the Arena.
>>6994723
Please...I-I don't like being touched...Especially not by people who probably carry the normie virus...
>>6994723
>Plays harmonical arrangement of Lost Impact until guards confiscate it.
>>6994730
They're for relieving stress. But it's something that can heavily cripple you and is quite addictive.
>>6994723
Day two.
>>6994735
I-I always have some of my friends with me...b-but mushrooms can't beat sharks!
T-That's one of the rules of nature...even if it's an unfair rule!
>>6994746
Thaat...ah, sounds far too much effort to be worth it.
>>6994723
This just isn't my day!
>>6994751
Its time for a crackdown.
>>6994740
Oh do worry. I don't infect people.
Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shLdr4mTdIc
>>6994781
>>6994781
>>6994781
Games! Get your fresh hunger games here! Your chance at winning a new fresh hunger game!
>>6994773
You can't be sure about that...a-and I can't trust you on that, because that's what exactly an i-infected normie would say!
>>6994751
It's contaminated by now.
>>6994759
It is. Even knowing that, some will still take the risk.
>>6994773
Poor judgement on my part.
>>6994773
Skipped some peace.
The feast.
>>6994801
More skipped peace and we are at day four.
>>6994800
Goodness. They must have just...far, far too much stress, then.
>>6994755
Maybe they can infect the shark with evil mushroom spores. He might die down the line if you want for long enough.
>>6994825
Night four. The winner is next.
>>6994827
Perhaps. But to turn to this poison for comfort is inexcusable.
>>6994849
I suppose it's possible they simply don't have anything else.
>>6994848
And it over.
>>6994876
Congratulations to the shark.
>>6994878
Placements.
>>6994846
B-But my mushrooms are not evil...They are the friends of all those who talk to them...but only I talk to them, so they don't have many friends...
T-They are just like me a-and Sachiko-chan!
Friendless...b-but I have an idea...a plan to do better in the next game...fuhihi...
>>6994875
As I've said, it's a poison.
>>6994878
Congratulations.
>>6994883
Thank you for your time.
>>6994878
Congrats.
>>6994883
Thanks for the game.
>>6994878
>>6994878
T-Thanks for hosting...I guess.
>>6994878
Congratulations...sir? And thank you, sir!
>>6994888
Can one be blamed when there's no alternative?
>>6994846
>>6994878
...or not.
>>6994884
Mushrooms can't respond. And are you saying I'm friendless? I'll let you know I have a ton of fans! And friends. My maids like me. And Producer-san too!
What idea is that, bringing more mushroom?
>>6994888
>>6994893
>>6994898
>>6994902
>>6994904
No problem. Thanks for participating.
>>6994904
Absolutely. One could choose not to corrupt their own body in such a way for just a brief moment of calm.
>>6994908
I-I see, so Sachiko-chan isn't a loner like me...That was surprising...
But my plan doesn't involve mushrooms...I-I just have to harness my anger...and rage t-to release my true self!
>>6994910
N-Next time don't let sharks join the game...It's not fair, because their fangs are sharper than mines...
>>6994946
But still...not everyone has the sort of fortitude to manage by themselves.
The Pearl is nearly ready to set sail again! Give me one moment inside before you come aboard, eh?
>Captain Jack scurries inside. Frantic splashing can be heard from below deck. Water comes flying out one of the gun ports
>Marathon starting in T minus 5 minutes! Not fully finished, but I'll be making changes between games to unpatch the patches with proper events
>>6994975
You are correct, but there's always a better alternative.
>>6994961
You don't look like you have any anger or rage in you. But let's see how that works out, can't wait to see your 'true self'.
And don't be sad, you're not that much of a loner. Remember you're in my group, and that other girl is also there. I'm sure Producer-San likes you as well.
>>6995010
Eh?
>>6994992
Sometimes one just isn't capable of pursuing that...how depressing.
>>6995010
>>6995015
I-I see, so Producer-san and Sachiko-chan are my friends...Fuhi...That's a surprising twist...
B-But I can't think about that now...It's time to show all of you what my METAL is like...The anger that's inside Syoko Hoshi's heart like!
B-Bekause I-I can't win with my weak personality, so I have to get stronger! FuhihihihihiHAHAHAHAHA!
>>6995016
It's not that they aren't capable. They just don't have the will or are too lazy to find a better way and end up making things worse for themselves in the long-term.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP!
FIRST 24 OF YOU SALTY DOGS ABOARD GET TO STAY
And I might make an exception if enough others arrive.
Why do you fags insist in raiding ERP?
>>6995059
Syoko Hoshi
>>6995059
Lord Beerus
>>6995059
Jack Spicer
>>6995059
Shadow
>>6995059
some stupid rock
>>6995068
because we don't care.
>>6995052
Are you... alright? I can already feel your personality 'growing'...
>>6995069
Oh god, this isn't good at all...
>>6995059
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>6995059
Eggman-kun
>>6995059
Avenger
>>6995059
Rin Hoshizora
>>6995059
Captain Hook Cage
>>6995068
>you fags
The ones doing it are barely even in HG.
>>6995059
Jhin
>>6995059
Nancy Elsner
>>6995089
What sound does the Rin make?
>>6995059
Trusty Patches
>>6995059
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>6995059
Blue Elephant
>>6995059
Elly
>>6995057
Hmm...perhaps it's motivation.
>>6995106
>Rin mimicks a snake's sound and puts up Rin's hands as if it were claws.
Hiss. Rin's trying to concentrate on what's about to come nyaa~!
>>6995059
Kongou
>>6995059
Chad Warden
>>6995086
>Her eyes become empty and a stoic expression appears on her face
Can...you...feel...it?
>>6995059
Bakuryu II
>>6995059
Captain Futo
>>6995059
Belarus
>>6995153
I can feel it, any cuteness you had is fading away... only despair remains.
>>6995059
My wife
>>6995128
Exactly. It seems the threat of a slow death isn't motivation enough for some to prevent picking up the habit.
>>6995194
That's ain't what I was asking about, you bastard! I was asking about...about....
ABOUT IF YOU CAN FEEL IT OR NOT AS THE SPORES OF ANGER RUN THROUGH MY VEINS!
That's the only question here that needs to be answered, so spit it ouuuuuuuuut! I have to know if my metal is strong enough to rip apart the hearts of others!
test
>>6995129
A snake and a cat? That's pretty spoopy, my dude.
New game when?
>>6995271
pest
>>6995280
west
>>6995220
Yes yes, I assume it is. There's no need to get any angrier than that! Did you eat the wrong mushroom or how did that happen? You're supposed to be cute, just not cuter than me!
>>6995218
Hm...I don't think I'll ever really understand humans. They act so strangely, even with this.
>>6995284
Ready, sir.
What's that URL for modifying the text in brant again?
>>6995298
brantsteele.net/hungergames/CustomText.php
>>6995284
Let's be off.
>>6995293
I feel the same way.
>>6995288
best
>>6995284
Can you start it alreaaaaady? I'm pretty sure fungi started to grow in my brain, while we were waiting for you!
>>6995305
this link should really be public
>>6995289
Metal! METAL IS THE THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME!
No mushrooms are needed for this, just the anger that lurks inside this body!
My usual self couldn't stand up for herself, but now there's nobody who could stop me!
>>6995335
IIRC Brantsteele made if available just for us because how often we use the simulator.
>>6995311
rest
>>6995306
It can be a mystery as to why either of us even bother.
Don't mind the leaking, (broken event) that's entirely normal! WELCOME ABOARD!
>>6995356
T-This is aggression, and metal is all about aggression, but not this kind!
You can be aggressive without harming others, you fools!
https://youtu.be/boNRVXR7bqg
which captain jack is more based?
>>6995351
*nod* If that's all, I believe I'll concentrate on the match at hand.
>>6995356
None of you have what I desire. Leave.
>>6995350
nest
>>6995337
But metal... sucks. It's not cute at all!
Hasn't anyone told you 'Don't do metal' when you grew up? You're not going to intimidate me!
>>6995356
The both of you act as if this is any surprise to me. Betrayal is quite common around these landmasses.
>>6995356
TAKE THEM PRISONER. If they be trying to cross blades with us, send them to the depths!
>>6995416
...
>Shadow takes the doubloon in hand
A curse? How absurd. I'll be taking this and be on my way.
GUYS
JUNKO IS HOSHI
>>6995399
Metal is the song of your soul, so to win in these games, I have to let my soul sing instead of my brain! WITH POWER AND PASSION!
That's why you won't understand it! Because you don't let your heart go on a wild rampage!
>>6995416
Victory is at the corner, and you're in my way to victory, so next time don't staaaaand there, will you?
HAHAHAHA!
They toil aboard The Flying Dutchman now.
>>6995383
But of course, farewell, sir.
>>6995356
Yes, yes...
>>6995275
Rin doesn't think it's spoopy. Why would it be spoopy to be both at times? It's just all for fun.
>>6995356
This might sting a bit nyaa~! Just clench your teeth together for now and you'll be fine. Rin promises!
>>6995416
That a pirate saying or something?
>>6995441
Foa za geimu!
>>6995455
ily mirai <3
>>6995416
Syoko, yer a fine sailor, but ye can't keep doing this.
>>6995454
Aye lad, and ye best be learnin' fast!
>>6995472
This vessel is primitive in it's accommodations. I will not disgrace myself by sharing body heat with these humans.
>>6995472
So, how did that feel?
>>6995416
Mine can sing a song even!
>>6995444
I don't need metal to sing a song that comes from heart. If this is how your heart and soul look like, then maybe... no, I definitely should try to help you. Do you see what's happening? They always beat you up for it!
>>6995451
Being two animals at the same time requires some sort of black magic, making it spoopy. A-Are you a witch doctor?
>>6995472
Sometimes I hate the fact that my helibot doesn't work in the games
>>6995441
wow
>>6995472
AGAIN? THE SAME OLD THING?
These guys don't know that you should only listen to the same track if you actually like it?
>>6995472
Mister....Screamin' man, yer not the most understandable swabby yerself.
>>6995497
Lad, it's not as if we'd let ye keep it were we not where we are, yar.
I wish I were a skeleton.
>>6995488
And? AND? WHAT ABOUT IT? I'll just make it fuel my anger even more! The pain will lead to an even more passionate METAL!
But don't think that I'm some kind of freak who likes getting hurt! That's just nasty.
>>6995513
You have not been paying any attention, ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow''. I am all but a landdweller. I will obey your command. For now.
>>6995513
I'll make my move once we find the treasure. They won't see it coming.
>>6995513
I think Kongou be observin' how it feels to be the one grabbin' at a female ship's girly parts for once.
>>6995524
Have ye ever heard of the tale of Cortez and his cursed Aztec gold?
>>6995533
>He just slowly turns to where the knife landed, then turns back to the azure pachyderm
Is this supposed to be a threat?
>>6995533
This is working! OF COURSE IT'S WORKING! I never had the doubt about it! I'll win this time! Totally gonna win this!
>>6995538
post more
>>6995533
I look at this crest and I only see different outcomes. Was this a sailor's dream? An artist paying tribute to his views of beauty? Why are her shapes modelled this way?
>As if trying to find any life in the wooden crest, she touches every part of it delicately as if one would touch a newborn baby
I will grant humans this much. They can make an inanimate object look alive. Fascinating.
>>6995538
Jesus Nymph what the fuck
>>6995533
Lad, that's not the correct type of piracy yer pursuin'.
>>6995538
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>6995556
Kill yourself Bolin
>>6995556
>fuck off bolin
>>6995496
Rin's no witch-doctor. Rin's Rin and Rin's an idol, that's all there is to it...
>Rin points behind the anon in the opposite direction of what Rin's facing and legs it.
Rin has to go, sorry! Rin's not great at saying goodnya~!
>>6995538
AY YO HOL UP
>>6995565
>The music is simply an arrangement of All Hail Shadow
>>6995538
Why not getting a girlfriend instead?
>>6995565
Tell me Captain. I have spoken to many humans. Not a single one pursues the same goal. What is it what you desire?
>>6995582
STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
>>6995580
you can't keep your girlfriend in a drawer, atleast legally
>>6995538
>>6995588
>After arranging it to make it look like a suicide, he vanishes
>>6995588
You want to find out how a Mental Model of a flagship deals with insolence and threats?
>Headshot
Away with you, vermin.
>>6995588
GO TO HELL! I-I mean...
I-In the end, t-this didn't work out that well...
>>6995592
But can an onahole cook food for you or clean your place?
>>6995605
depends on how you use it
>>6995569
Happy birthday m8
>>6995610
Again?
>>6995610
I-I see...Maybe you're right, b-because I just messed up and lost. I don't feel the metal in my heart anymore...I-I think I calmed down.
>>6995588
I wouldn't be trustin' the likes of you to lead a Conga Line after the last island you were on.
>>6995583
The last time I shared this information with my crew, I ended up watching them sail away with my ship on a deserted island with naught but a pistol with a single shot.
>>6995613
>nymph
>>6995580
That costs more money I'm sure.
>>6995580
>expecting autistic cucks to have girlfriends
?????
>>6995629
Here is a secret I share with you. Your catering aboard your vessel is way below acceptable.
>>6995629
You all come with me. I need assistance in making a map of this island.
>>6995588
>>6995601
>She doesn't even flinch as the knife whizzes past her.
...Yes, and? That's not exactly the most intimidating of responses, miss.
>>6995629
Ye'd not be the first sailor to betray a love one waitin' for ye back on shore, Eila.
>>6995646
And one for you, missy. If ye can't be stomachin' shellfish, don't be goin' to sea for months on end.
>>6995653
It was not ment for intimidation. I believe landdwellers refer to it as ''giving away a hint'' in this context.
>>6995580
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6995660
No.
>>6995664
And you realize, of course, how unconvincing I find it, yes?
>>6995666
FUCK OFF SATAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6995660
The crow's nest is for one sailor at a time, ladies.
>>6995660
What is it? I have to keep watch over the ship tonight.
>>6995538
This was out in the open in the first place. What are you trying to do here?
>>6995660
Duly noted, commander.
>>6995670
I do not respond well to a condescending manner of speech. Say your part or be silent. You have a voyage to survive.
>>6995680
my nigga why
>>6995680
Not everyone is there and has/can see it
Why do you thing young fuck
>>6995676
Keep the rough housin' down, lest ye want to spend the rest of our voyage in the brig!
>>6995676
If you would be kind enough to hand that back to me...
>>6995680
Point at the beta. Point and laugh at the state of desperation.
>>6995691
>Why do you thing young fuck
>>6995689
Ima stick my dick in it and its gonna be lit.
>>6995695
You fools have caused enough trouble. Now stop before you cause any more damage to the ship.
>>6995698
Fuck you my autocorrect is a bitch
>>6995699
You can't be more of an assclown than you currently are zozzle.
>>6995699
NIGR Y
>>6995695
Ye best be sure to keep the rest of your hand in tact, missy. You'll be needin' it!
>>6995697
>Caring about betas
>In HG
Its over, weve been invaded by normies
>People being butthurt that a fucking lolicon has more balls than them.
>>6995722
There's a difference between caring and laughing at one that's sunk so far as to buy a sextoy with a goddamn plastic womb in it.
>>6995699
It would be funny if dick was too small to even reach the womb thing and it's just a bitch to clean
>>6995722
>beta
You do know that Nymph herself is named beta? That's what I meant, christ.
>>6995719
It seems a lot of ye aren't familiar with the concept of friction, ya'har.
>>6995729
Probably dishwasher safe
>>6995726
>More balls
>Buying an onahole
>>6995726
>not having 4 balls
>>6995726
>butthurt
Anon, we need to have a talk.
>>6995729
You just flip them inside out and wash it out
>>6995686
Pardon me, but I was in the believe you started this....
>>6995726
He's buying an onahole. AN ONAHOLE NOT A FLESHLIGHT YOU DUMB C.UCK
>>6995626
Good, now stay calm, Syo-chan. Cuddle up with your mushrooms or something while I go win this!
>>6995719
Fine. I may as well.
>>6995736
...Leave me.
>>6995726
>>6995746
>not having all 7 dragon balls
>>6995726
Why doesn't he take those alleged balls and fuck an actual girl with them?
>6995757
Kys (You)kine
>>6995750
Than your culture is a barbaric one if making idle threats as one would exchange pleasantries is considered normal.
>>6995743
>washing your cum ridden plastic pussy in the same place you wash your food stuff in
>the state of this thread
>>6995736
>Oops. Didn't do the feast fatals right apparently.
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6995769
>>6995754
Or not. But it's okay, it's not my fault he couldn't recognize my superiority.
>>6995769
Happened to me last night as well.
>>6995774
This isn't /r9k/.
>>6995774
only a desperate normie would get a pocket pussie
non normies make their own
Wiggins makes a new thread when
>>6995767
I know, right?
>not drinking your own cum out of the onahole womb reservoir when you're done
The hell is wrong with people
>>6995769
>After doing the deed he slinks back into the shadows and reappears in his quarters.
>Lieutenant Shadow
>>6995787
>not pouring it in to a colander and making cum cookies
Normies everywhere