/scaly/ - Scaly General #165
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
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Today's featured image is a cute couple.
Topic of the thread: Does your scaly friend have wings, and if so are they warm?
>tott
Yes and no. They get cold easily.
Silly cold-blooded scalies.
You did fine OP
I want to be a Tama!
>>6991998
stop
Did Tama ruin monster hunter?
>>6992043
Pretty sure it's tradition at this point.
>>6992043
By replying you're only convincing him to keep doing it. Personally indifferent but whatever.
>>6992086
Each game gets it new furbait, Tama is no different. As for the games themselves, 'when' they got ruined is up to one's interpretation. Hoping that the flashy particle effects and the novelty of styles doesn't continue after MHXX.
>>6992086
in what way
>>6992086
No,but it triggered your autism.
Huge reptile cock
So drunk featherfag:
>Catches brother having sex with girlfriend last night
What do next morning. I mean she promised me an alcohol hookup, not my problem.
what. fucking. do? (Next morning, I'm falling asleep)
>>6992553
>not my problem
I'm a useless fucker, help me.
AA is a joke
Therapy is a joke if it's within a religious context (catholic)
I need to breed, it's my only reason for existing. I'm flawed genes at this point but so was my whole family.
/scaly/... If I had a bird thread to vent to I would, but avians are a rare breed not often seen on /trash/ without an unsavory fetish attached to them. Help.
>>6992582
I like birds and catbirds
>>6992582
Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind following a /birdy/ or /feathery/ general akin to /scaly/ as well, there is a bit of overlap. But going by past efforts it definitely wouldn't be as stable as here.
>>6992638
>There was an /avian/ general ,but it died due to lack of content. I doubt that such a thread can survive for long,
>>6992623
Oooooh Gabby does things to my dick, and so does ECmajor.
But I like the pure bird, no mammalian anything in sight.
[spoiler]I'd breed if you're a girl, but what am I saying Rule #25ish if I'm not mistaken?[/spoiler]
>>6992638
Man I'd cry if I say a feather general make is past 2 rethreads. I'd cry. I had to go and pick the one subset of a subset that gets no traffic whatsoever, save for bondage babbys and the fart bois. I really want to know what my "heritage" is besides being known for BDSM and gryphons (whom I ignore almost like the plague) being assholes.
Beautiful baubles and gemstones over here! Fine Argonian craftsmanship!
I want to cuddle and fuck a dragon
>>6993253
>>6993296
more webms of its animations?
>>6993311
>>6993339
>>6993350
no this is calamity
>>6993339
Is he okay?
>>6993374
What is this?
>>6993383
He'll be fine.
>>6993441
Please do not hurt Kalameet
>>6992232
The particle effects annoy me mostly because of the sacrifices they made to include them (framerate, texture quality on everything that isn't a monster)
I feel they really misallocated their resources for generations
>>6993441
>What is this?
little webseries
Pic from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQZxtRuWGA8
Source: http://betsydraws.com/noevil.html
the one that hooked me originally was posted here, #8
Why dont dragons in games as bosses just fly away ? Did they suffer enough brain damage to forget that they can just run away?
>>6993745
Pride?
In monhun they actually do run away
>>6991713
no
he does have big meaty claws, though
>>6993745
Any good GM will make you trap a dragon in his cave for the fight, or else use his flight and long attack range as combat advantage to TPK the idiots who thought facing him out in the open was a good idea.
>>6994203
>dragon is trapped in a cave with nowhere to run by a party of angry men.
>dragon seeing that hes outnumbered,outsmarted and being scared for his life pleads for mercy
Literally never happens Fuck the whole idea about them being too prideful and shit They`re dumber than a flock of chickens in every game story w/e
>>6994331
No, it's not that.
It's the fact that you're a several-thousand-year-old magical badass who never before encountered a situation like that, and thus instinctively believe you can handle it the usual way.
>>6994736
They could not live for thousands of years without being cautious.If they`re so fucking predictable with their arrogance they`re not "wise and majestic" creatures
>>6994795
Nobody said wise and majestic.
In fact, I believe them to be greedy, petty, cruel little (read:big) motherfuckers who shit on lesser creatures just because they can, and because they expect their scary reputation to deter retaliation.
Usually it works, but when it doesn't they're effectively screwed unless they can pull a fast one on the would-be dragonslayer.
>>6994820
So dragons are basically America and Russia.
>>6994836
The difference is that America (and probably Russia) has hundreds upon hundreds of contingency plans locked away in government files for every possible situation you could imagine.
Now, they don't necessarily have the resources or infrastructure to put those contingency plans into place immediately, but they're there.
It's the governmental version of "ok, but what if..."
>>6994820
I was not quoting you,specifically,but the experience i`ve had with dragons in the stories.I would understand if the dragons controlled the humans and made them believe that they`re gods,wuch would cause them to not know what to do when one pothead slaps a dragon ass and now every human is comming to get them.But comon... the excuse of them being ignorant and thinking "That dragon was dumb.No way are they`re gona kill me." or "I did not like that dragon anyway" ,or some other bullshit reason just to have a cool dragon fight.
What I want is if that there`s a dragon fight, atleast make it look like its struggling to stay alive.
>>6994654
>>6994996
Yes,I actually downloaded the thing.
>>6994866
Remember, the government actually has a contingency plan for the event of a zombie apocalypse
>>6995011
There's really no difference between a zombie apocalypse and a national riot combined with a particularly virulent disease; it's one of the less "out there" worries.
I like the dragons but I wish we had more manserpants
Especially this guy
What a chill dude I would suck him of- i mean shake his hand
I never understood the idea of dragons pooting fire
Shouldn't that be a one way thing?
>>6995319
Its just something dumb filed under the list of ITS FANTASY (ALSO MY FETISH) SO WHY NOT XDDDD
>>6995260
the undead looks so much like he's just chillin with his good snakebud that he secretly wants to be as cool as someday
>>6993745
Plenty of MH wyverns and dragons stick in the air a shitload, much to the ire of short range weapons. Depending on the map or game, they can keep constantly changing areas.
Then you got Skyrim >dragons that whizz around in the air doing nearly unavoidable drive-by attacks and then land after a bit for some reason despite being intelligent.
Don't some DD enemies run away? Like the gryphon.
>>6995233
this is a serpent mage but close enough
I want to marry Venti...
>>6996461
This is also a serpent mage
>>6996779
Thats so fucking adorable.I love it!
>>6997051
>>6997248
>>6997338
Does anyone have any experience meeting scaly/furry artists IRL?
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>6997413
Some people seem to like things for no apparent reason
>>6991998
more tama
>>6997777
I am waiting for the day a scat porn artist makes a "shampoo" joke with a Tama.
>>6997777
any tama?
>>6998534
something is wrong with that tama..
>>6998666
It had too much to eat, obviously.
>>6998666
>>6998701
THIS is too much
A quick question and polite request:
Do the Wyvern heartless from Kingdom Hearts count as scaly?
If so, please post some! Thanks.
>>6998792
despairbutalsoanerection.jpg
>>6997360
>>6996836
The same serpent miss should also have a staff ending in a stylized human head! ha
>>6998792
Time for a pallet cleanser.
>>6999234
It's "palate cleanser".
>>6999255
Thanks.
>>6998666
>tfw too sinful for Satan
Angels With Scaly Wings when?
>>6998797
yes they do, but i dont have any pictures. sorry
Anyone got any feral female on human male in their collections? Preferably with the female on top/dominating.
>>6992582
here,Ill start one for you,with that pic
>>7000392
captcha lizard is watching you shitpost
>>6998797
Always disappointed at how little there is out there of em
>>7000176
Who does these, how do they do these, and how can I make my own?
>>7000861
max_tony on FA(cavafly01 on Naughty Machinima) makes them. Using some 3d animation program, obviously, there should be more on their FA page. As for how, you start with what is always step one: git gud.
>>7001133
Can't tell if male or female.
>>7001244
does it really matter?
>>7001319
Yes. Don't like feral female scalies.
>know there was a third game on my steam cart but can't for the life of me remember after it was cleared
It was something cheap, maybe dragon related?
not the one with colored pencils
>>7002780
found it, divinity: dragon commander
85% off by the by
>>7002846
>the reptilian race that offers you a bride
>bride looks like a Navi from Avatar
>>7002907
>beast race's females look like humans
the worst episode to ever air
Kolbold on the train when
>>7000861
SFM
Source Film maker. It takes some practice to get good at, but it's real satisfying to be able to do your own animations. Learning myself too.
>>7002956
???
>>7003136
Writefaggotry about a kobold with baseball-sized testicles that met the main character on a subway train.
The writer has been busy doing stuff.
>>7001244
>Can't tell if male or female.
It's heartless.
>>7000475
Here, a Ryu Dragon (dream/nightmare) from Kingdom Hearts: DDD. I should mention you can color them too.
snake
How does /scaly/ feel about sea-dragons?
>>7003718
They're cool.
>>7003718
slippery sex machines
>>7003610
I love how you can pet them. Fucking adorable.
>>7003718
Lagiacrus is cool
>>7004724
>>7004724
not a dragon
>>7005214
T. Ceadeus
new doujin leaked when
>>7005318
Speaking of which, I wish more doujins were available digitally
What is /scaly/ up to?
>>7006502
thinking about what I wanna draw next
>>7006502
Trying to make myself study for exams
>>7006502
Just had my first fap of the year but it wasn't anything /scaly/ related.
I spent it on my waifu instead.
I won't say who she is other then she is a rat girl who sort of specializes in dragon slaying.
Im not sorry.
>>7006657
Shit, I haven't fapped so far this year either.
>>7006690
Make it to someone special to you.
>>7006765
Mom it is, then.
Anyone else drawing?
>>7006856
>>7006765
I can't choose.
>>7006887
fap to THAT picture, you know the one
>>7006869
Now I don't know if the situation has gotten worse or even better.
>>7006926
The concerned drake and his dominant companion?
>>7006975
As long as the tears flow, if you ask me, it can only get better and better.
>>7006869
I am. Currently inking a couple of requests.
>space trump
would vote for
>>7007203
>a space lizard will never be president
I wish that there was a little more detailed plushies of MH monsters
>>7008017
The Tama plush I have is a bit wonky at the rather thin neck. Zinogre plush is overall pretty good though.
Drakes
Wyverns
>>7003718
warm
>>7005992
no no
most japanese artists are too stupid to know a market exists outside their country
recently find this beautiful bjd doll does anybody mind if i bump her ?
>>7009793
>>7009800
>>7009808
>>7009815
>>7009823
>>7009836
>>7009844
Is this some privately sculpted thing or something purchasable?
Also, anybody got any pics with duck billed dinosaurs?
>>7010576
she's is a project of this artist http://crowblackjay.deviantart.com/art/Tech-photo-Final-parts-count-638728282 you can make a pre-order but they are not cheap she says is going for $ 450 for the basic version that about 2000 in my money
>>6994795
>>6994820
>>6994973
Just to throw in my two cents here:
Yes it's frustrating when dragons don't use their brains for shit and are intelligent. Here's the deal though: A lot of dragons are lazy brutes, or fuck up with no way out halfway through the fight in the lair. A lot of them have never had a reason to worry ever.
What can you do? Write better ones, anon. Write your own dragons who are cautious and kill would be adventurers with a good dose of Tucker's kobolds.
The thing about stories is that they tell the tale the authors want. We don't yet have a lot of dragon or kobold centric stories. Help us get some.
>>7011043
The age of fire books are a great example of this. All of the main characters are dragons, and none would have gotten very far if they didnt use their brains. Thats one of the main themes of the books, brains over brawn.
>>7011393
Is this any good? The short summaries are not very flattering.
>writing part of a story that involves a dragon festival
>ask friend about some events they might like to see or would expect
>dragoness "beauty pageant" suggested
Not sure why I hadn't considered that yet, really. What would the judges look for?
>>7011043
I only know about one kobold centric trilogy.
>>7011586
Whatever words will offend the dragons the least obviously.
>"HOW CAN YOU PREFER VENTALATHRAXIA'S SCALES OVER MINE, MORTAL!? HER SCALES ARE NOT ONE TENTH AS VIBRANT AS MINE!"
>"THE NOTION THAT YOUR SCALES CAN SURPASS MINE ON VIBRANCY ALONE IS BUT FANTASY YOU WRETCH! HUMAN! GAZE UPON HOW MY HIDE SHIMMERS WHILST BATHED IN THE MOONLIGHT!"
>>7011586
-posture
-scale complexion
-accessories
-runway strutting?
those are just some of my thoughts.
>>7011623
What is that?
>>7011697
First book is called Ren of Atikala.
It should still be free on Kindle.
>>7011764
Welp. Gonna need a towel for this one.
>>7011688
>ywn be the sole judge and also the only human present at a dragon beauty pageant and be at the threat of imminent death, rape, and/or light femdom by the contestants the entire time
>>7011689
Seems to cover what I was thinking pretty well.
The overall theme of the festival is scales, so while I thought it a bit silly at first, it kinda actually fits quite well.
What was your first fap of the new year? I went with a classic
>>7012013
lol I didn't realize that was the animated version
>>7011393
I know!I`ve read these and enjoyed them very much.
>>6994795
"wise and majestic" are the chink noodledragons. And they're in the good side of the spectrum for the most part.
Western dragons are essentially embodiments of the 7 sins.
>>7011535
>>7011576
Yes, they are one of my favorite book series. E.E. Knight knows when to go into detail and when to move things along, unlike tolkien (imo). There is a lot of pretty good dragon to human(and other race) interaction. The dragons are all intelligent and capable of speech, and there is a fair bit of slice of life stuff between adventures.
The worldbuilding in particular is also really great. Almost every character you meet has some significance later, and the same goes for almost every place.
If you enjoy LOTR type settings, but want a dragon centralized story, these are the books for you.
pic related is some fanart of the series, of which there is a great lack, unfortunately
>>7013302
I've got the whole series on ebook myself, currently going through Dragon Avenger again.
>>7013302
>unlike tolkien
>>7013302
wtf happened to book 5 and book 6? I felt like the story got chopped up and then half of the chapters were randomly discarded.
>>7014909
Damn!
>>7007203
Sorry to ask, but would you consider taking any requests from here?
>>7015350
>Sorry to ask
no worries, no harm in asking
>would you consider taking any requests from here?
Sure, lay it on me. Got a couple to finish up first, though, just so you know.
Went ahead and finally bought it with the 10 month plan.
Fucking excited.
Got a few lewd dragon pics from this commission thread
>>6987175
>>7016414
Trump fucking china when?
>>7016480
>those hands
wait, is trump a robot?
what did they mean by this
>>7016502
It's his slit grabbing gloves.
>>7016502
Mecha trump?
>>7015537
All right then, would you please draw Remy getting lovingly hugged by a human dude and being embarrased about it?
Or maybe something even lewder...A human [spoiler]holding his claw[/spoiler]
>>7016575
I want that game to come out already
just got an email from them today
>its another update
>>7016575
Sure thing. I'm not familiar with that game, though -- what's the name, in case I need more references? And how big is Remy in comparison to a human?
Also, any preferences for the human's appearance?
>A human [spoiler]holding his claw[/spoiler]
l-lewd...
>>7016816
Angels with Scaly Wings. And I think he's either chest high or head-high?
I don't have any preference, but if you need one, how's about a brown haired guy, plain red t-shirt?
>>7016816
Angels With Scaly Wings
That is Remy, the best dragon
>>7016897
I don't think so.
>>7017073
>>7017073
>wyvern
>dragon
>>7017242
Looks like this one needs a hug, stat.
>>7017250
All wyverns are dragons, not all dragons re wyverns.
My main gripe with the game is you aren't a dragon.
I hate being forced to self insert to such an extent honestly.
>>7017526
What's wrong with that?
The alternative is an MC like Hisao, which is what we may as well have already desu
>>7016502
>>7016518
>>7016559
It's a reference to Enter the Dragon!
>>7016480
>Mexican Karate champions
>>7017711
l-lewd?
>>7017781
goddamn thats cute as fuck
Would you a borg dragoness /scaly/?
>>7018442
I would be tempted at least
>>7018635
>Anyone here played hyper light drifter?
>Why is chain dash so fucking finicky?
Dunno why you deleted your post, but it's designed to be skill-based rather than a button mashing kind of thing. The trick is that you have to build up a rhythm, iirc the first 3 dashes can be kind of "loose" in their timing, but anything beyond that has to be done at a fairly strict rhythm. Feels pretty good once you get the hang of it.
>>7018442
with expressiveness like that? lovely
>>7018829
Deleted because I figured out the tempo a minute after posting
>>7019198
Oh, okay, glad to hear it! (See if you can get that 800 or whatever dash challenge!)
>>7017711
>Bruce Leezard
>>7016575
Just an update -- just finished a request in my queue, so that moves your request to the #2 spot.
>more Slack-Wyrm
>>7021338
i love that dragon
>>7021401
he's /our guy/
Since Slack-Wyrm is obviously a NEET, do you think he jerks off a lot? i wonder if he has a toy or a stash of porn. He is a lonely dragon after all
>>7021972
I found this picture just for you.
>>7006657
>Dragonslaying
Blasphemy!
>>7016429
>those faces
>>7021972
No he's saving it all up for when he finally gets a chance to impregnate a she-wyrm
>>7017568
Maybe some people just don't like to self insert
>>7023165
It comes out every so often whether you want it to or not. You can't really "save it all up".
>>7022032
>No mechanical dragon cock
>No realistic dragon pussy
shit hoard, 3/10
>>7025073
I want a dragon bf to cuddle and do lewd stuff all day with
>>7010931
Dang
Since there's no Monster Hunter thread, does someone have that recent Black Diablos picture?
>>7025208
Don't we all
>>7025575
This one?
>>7025540
...The fuck am I looking at?
Has there been any word on maya's zinogre/mizutsune doujin?
>>7025928
That one, thanks.
What's the source?
>>7026388
I found it on e621, but the actual source is sofurry.
>>7016480
>Robotrump gets elected
>Alien Kim Jong Un makes fun of his tiny robot hands
>Robotrump gets so triggered he starts World War Reeee
>>7016480
China must have some really dainty feet
>>7027792
>World War Reeee
kek
Can a scaly/dragon get or distribute an STD?
For any /scaly/ artists in the thread, what would you say motivates you to draw scalys? and to do so continually?
>>7030716
I like them.
>>7030716
I wish I could stick to drawing.
Motivation is very difficult to find, luckily deadlines are a good motivator and I'm taking a drawing class next semester.
>>7028292
Porn of China dragon when?
>>7030716
They are nice to draw.
>>7030249
If we are imagining dragons, why would we imagine serious and undesired defects?
>>7030749
This.
>>7032860
ouch
UPDATE
WHEN
>>7033846
It was like once a month but then it went the way of the webcomic and stopped updating forever.
>>7031650
because worldbuilding is fun.
>>7002907
>>7002946
THIS I hate it so fucking much, normies...
>>7034829
>Let's ruin our own lore because it pleases our cocks!
>You don't like it? What are you, some fag?
I heard someone at arenanet got real pissy when someone suggested tits on charr, saying you'll either have six or none. That guy's my hero, assuming the story is real.
>>7002907
Insult to injury with how much more lizard like the other reptile woman is
>>7035079
>you'll either have six or none
>there could've been six titted charr
Goddamnit, I NEED that in my life.
>>7034060
I agree. One dragon STD coming up.
>Firebane has no immediate visible signs aside from a slight expulsion of thick fluid from the cloaca when everting the penis, or opening to allow the male entry.
>It migrates through the body, eventually settling in the lung lining.
>While there, it shuts down the transfer between the blood and the lungs, slowing, and eventually outright stopping, the dragon from using its breath weapon.
>Despite the name, it can affect all types of dragons, not just the ones that breathe fire.
>In non-dragons, and advanced cases in dragons, it degrades the process of oxygen transfer between the lungs and blood, causing shortness of breath and drastically increasing the chances of pneumonia and other pulmonary infections.
>>7035079
well anon there is no need to go too far something like this is ok to me
>>7035257
In this case, yes because the males look very human as well save for the face
In a case like the charr it's a no, the things are literally quadrupeds with thumbs, breasts would be the largest detriment imaginable.
>>7035308
man, I find difficult to love females with no breast...
>>7035357
the only exception are ferals
>>7028292
GRAB CHINA BY THE SLIT-PUSSY.
>>7035357
delet this
>>7035528
Riptor best girl.
Hisako second best.
>>7035357
REEEEEEEE NORMIES
>>7002907
>>7035094
>>7035675
>these people exists
>game devs listen to them
>>7035675
>>7035675
normies...
>>7035675
I don't know why the romanceable lizard in Dragon Commander looks nothing like another female from the same race in the same game.
>>7035675
>They look like savages, therefore they should be savage
What the fuck happened to "Don't judge a book by it's cover"?
>>7035213
lets see if i can give it a try
Hardscale
>mostly found in adolescent dragons
>transferred via semen or bodily fluids
>causes scales around the cloaca to harden and chafe causing irritation
>some recorded cases have reported some bleeding and/or discharge from infected areas
>treatable through prolonged use of prescribed antibiotics
>conditions may rarely flare up even after treatment
>consult your local dragon doctor shaman for more information.
>>7035815
I'm going to hazard a guess and say that the devs in charge of designing her may have started with the intention of making her look like a proper lizard but, for some reason, backed down and rushed out the cheap alien princess we got. Maybe they were worried that no one would choose her and it would hurt sales.
>>7035832
Well she looks human, like us, so that makes it okay :D
>>7035955
Not getting a sale from me at least
>>7035849
>They look like savages, therefore they should be savage
>What the fuck happened to "Don't judge a book by it's cover"?
How ironic considering the skeleton princess you can choose, probably on that basis of not judgin a book by its cover
He's off to a great start this year.
>>7035988
right?
I'm not particularly interested in Divinity but is she looked like the lizard in DivOS 2? I'd have considered buying it for the novelty of marrying a lizard waifu
>>7035998
>skeleton is a-okay
>but NO
>NO LIZARDWOMEN
>>7036001
he actually did it, the absolute madman
Is Slack-wyrm finally going turn his life around and become a feared dragon his parents can be proud of?
>>7036034
To be fair, you kind of ruin the point of the skeleton anyway because she wants to become human eventually
Dragon Commander is a shit game to be honest family
>>7036068
Haven't played it yet, but I bought it for 5 dollars so whatever.
>>7036251
try it out, maybe I'm full of shit and its alright.
Im not buying it though
>>7035675
is original sin any good?
wait, is it a diablo clone?
>>7035865
That's not bad. Here's another external one in the same vein.
>Wispscale
>Not specifically a sexually-transmitted disease, can be contracted from other sources, mostly through fluid transmission.
>Damages bodily production of keratin starting from point of infection.
>Scales become thin and papery, eventually rotting or simply sloughing off, leaving foul-smelling, weeping, skin where there used to be scales, and painfully exposed quick where there used to be claws.
>In advanced cases, the keratin of the horns may be affected, causing a horrifyingly painful secondary condition called, "string horn," where the individual hair-like structures that make up the horn begin, "unraveling."
>In nearly 100% of cases of string horn, the horns themselves must be completely removed to alleviate the symptoms.
>>7037419
It's an isometric turn based rpg.
>>7037816
But is it good?
Can I be a lizard?
>>7038061
Only in the second game, which isn't finished yet and is in early access. Hard to say if the full game will be good, but I liked what I played of it.
>>7035675
Is it time for another round of " What normies say" ?
>>7038281
How can someone be just so... dull. And they disrespect the lore no less, really the only good thing about TES games.
I just spent 5 minutes trying to formulate an additional response to this, but I've got nothing. I'm just dumbfounded.
>>7038281
>my friend told me I was missing out
>I didn't like the things I was missing out on
>my friend was LYING
>>7038281
>Dark Souls is more cartooney than Skyrim
I've seen this before and this makes laugh everytime
>300 posts
Time to come up with a new ToTT. I guess what with recent discussion we've had might help
>>7038696
>how do you feel about the "humanizing" of beast races?
perhaps?
>>7038696
>new ToTT
cloacal odor and what to do about it
>>7038696
>whats your favorite dragon pun?
that would be fun for ToTT
>>7038842
You like dragons?
'Cause I'll be dragon these balls across your face tonight
>>7038865
Boo
>>7035213
not fun but heh
>>7035865
fine
>>7037763
jesus fuck anon
>>7038696
>recent discussion
the answer to the humanizing scalies question is "reee normies" unless you want the TotT to be "make up a scaly STD"
>>7039044
STDs aren't meant to be fun or anything but holy-fucking-shit-inducing.
I mean, my dad's, "don't have random sex with people you don't know are clean," talk was basically him telling me about someone he worked with while he was doing pipeline work in Alaska. Wasn't a pretty story.
Do not google random STDs, anon. You will find worse. Far worse.
Here's a TotT:
>fuck dragon prostitute without a condom
>feel weird the next day, go to doctor and get a blood test
>turns out you have contracted Dragon Aids
>DRAIDS
>you're going to slowly turn into a dragon over the next few weeks
>there's no cure
>what do?
>>7039252
Also don't answer this until the next thread
>>7039252
I feel there's a joke in here about saying it wrong and you turn into a druid instead.
>>7039252
Can it be you turn into a dragon of the opposite gender?
Where's the new thread boys
>>7039516
I'm on it
ayy lmao
>>7039671