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>>6975760
first for fuck sleep!

Second for Owain memers found their new target in Mecha.

Who else in going to be here for New Year's?

>>6975797
Don't you mean fuck people in their sleep?

>>6975807
Owain has been domesticated into a threadslut who will soon become a turboslut

Now they want the same for Mecha so he'll play Rory

>>6975809
I am here for New year's. It's 3 hours 40 minutes til midnight.
Straya, Cunt!

>>6975807
Everything old is new again.

>>6975807
Was that Mecha's plan all along?

Is the archive messing up or something? The thread before the last one is only half showing up there for me.

>>6975826
Happy (early) New Year.

>>6975797
Can we clop to this?

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>>6975817
>>6975830
>>6975840
The funny thing is Owain cockblocked me then we never talked again but it's fun namedropping him for the reactions
I'll agree he's a complete fagslut though.

>>6975848
Maybe. Sometimes it takes a while for the archive to update.

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>>6975810
Pffft what's the fun in that?.....I'd rather see the look in their eyes~

>>6975758
(Nice and smooth~)

>>6975794
[So tantalizing.....]

>She continues her lewd sniffing moving from his hair to his skin....

>>6975880
I'm not gonna stop you~

>>6975817
I dunno about the first part, but the second one is true.

t. someone who talked him into playing Rory one night

Do you all miss the (You)?

>>6975898
I want to bury my face in Celestia's black hole sun

>>6975898
Okay so what about fucking them in their dreams?

>>6975898
What if I want you to stop me? Some of us like tease and denial.

>>6975903
I can still get my daily dose of (You).

>>6975903
Who are (You)?

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>6975903
>Implying I don't know Hiro has brought the (You)'s back

>>6975898
>Anon is all bundled up in covers and his skin is warm, just a little bit of sweat. He showered before bed, so it's fresh sweat, it smells great, but there's so much more skin under the covers.

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>>6975740
[This is all he has?....And here I thought MY situation was pathetic...]

>She popped open that bottle of champagne and drinks a bit

[What the hell is this stuff?.....It tastes funny]

>>6975936
[I didn't want to put too much in there and just have the whole scene be "Fuu eats this, then Fuu eats that, then eats yet a third thing. I mean, this is just the fridge, he has a freezer and a pantry too.]

>Anon watches her open his special champagne and drink it straight from the bottle.

It's...it's champagne.

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>>6975810
Yesss.
>>6975898
Few things are as enjoyable as watching someone wake up shocked as they realize they are getting raped with no chance of running away.

>>6975898
>Woody: The Flying Penis enters the area

*all memes die*

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>>6975820
>Sona's orifice is a rippling wave of milking flesh, the only purpose it has to draw out of the seed packed tightly inside of his balls into her ready and willing mouth. Sona's tongue lashes across his member all the while, even as she feels the telltale pulses of his incoming ejaculation, she doesn't stop at all, eager to coax out as much as she possibly can. Sona's breasts bounce with each of his powerful thrusts down her throat, slapping against his thighs as he uses her as his personal cocksleeve. Sona can feel the seed as it works up his urethra, more than ready to swallow her fill of the off-white fluid. Sona wish she had established a telepathy link with the man, so he could her say "Feed me your cum, please~...I want you to mold my mouth until it doesn't feel right unless I have your cock lodged inside of it...I want to swallow every drop of your cum and then suckle on it until you can't even muster a single drop of sperm for me to drink~...". Instead, she settles with wrapping her arms around the man's waist, holding his cock inside of her cum starved maw as he ejaculates. Each blast of nut batter is met by a swallow, simultaneously drawing him deeper inside while massaging every inch of his member. Sona's hooded eyes stare up into the man's face as she eats his cum, silently thanking him for the salty treat he is currently unloading into her body. When she feels his orgasm end, she pops off of his tip with a wet smack, a few strands of saliva connecting her lips with his swollen cock head. She leans forward and glides her tongue along every inch, cleaning and pleasuring the cock she adores so much, swallowing the stray drops of seed, not after giving him a show of opening her mouth and playing with it on her tongue, gurgling it and showing him the bulge it makes as it slides down into her cum filled tummy.

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>TFW No Howling Banshee to tease you and secretly lust for your superior Human cock
Just let me die...

>>6976000
>gets trips

No.

>>6976000
>points and laughs...like a banshee

>>6975990
#memesneverdie

>>6976007
JEW DETECTED
>incinerates

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>>6976000
And why would I touch a disgusting Mon'Keigh like you in the first place? Maybe if you've an amusing enough answer I'll do more than just kill you where you stand.

>>6976019
>fucking dies...and does a happy dance

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>>6975910
Do it~

>>6975911
Dreams are more of Luna's territory but if the dreamer dreams of me then yes that would work

>>6975920
>Smirks and her horn glows...Soon enough the Anon would be wearing a chastity belt, shackles on their wrists and ankles, and are locked in a dangling cage with a ball gag in their mouth

Enjoy~

>>6975935
>She uses her horn's magic to move the covers away but also to keep the room slightly warm

[Now to get to the...Best part~]

>>6975981
(lulwat?)

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>>6975974
Oh, I always enjoyed your style Junko~

>>6976028
>the anon slowly sets his face deep into Celestia's rear, his tongue making solid contact with her horse-sized snatch

>>6976028
>Anon looks down at his chastity cage and shackled hands.
Mmhhhmhmhmhmhm!
>He tries to speak, but he's gagged. He looks at Celestia with pleading eyes.

>>6976054
All he needs now is lingerie to complete the ensemble.

>>6975997
(And I think that's a wrap. I'd type up a big response for this but I don't want to keep you up longer. Thanks for the session and 'gnight.)

>>6976028
>Anon is no longer protected by covers, his nudity exposed to Celestia. He's sleeping curled up on his side, his ass poking out toward Celestia. With so much more skin exposed, his scent is even stronger now.

>>6976028
That might be right but a succubus should be able to invade people's dreams aswell.
>Refers to Kurumu on your card

>>6976025
Maybe it's because you knife-ears secretly desire to mingle and engage in "diplomatic relations" with the true and rightful rulers of the galaxy? I see the way you sway your hips when you walk by our base.

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>>6976036
Is that so? I'll keep it in mind if you ever feel like experiencing more of it.

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>>6976065
(No problem anon. I hope you enjoyed yourself.)

Post characters you want to see played

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>>6976101

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>>6976101

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>>6976101
Cheryl Tunt

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>>6976101

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>>6976101

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>>6976101
Sansa Stark from that episode where she kinda turns a little bit evil.

>>6976120
I always forget i was thinking of doing this...

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>>6976101

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>>6976101

>>6976140
You were? Tell me more. How were you going to play her?

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>>6976101
Lynn by Modeseven

>>6976144
>Pats the lizard

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>>6976045
Oh ho ho~....Oh yes, that's it~

>She grunts and moans softly her marehood just starting drip

>>6976054
Be careful for what you wish for~

>>6976069
>She slowly crept around and sniffed near his balls

>>6976070
(It does make sense if you are referring to the traditional Succubus but Kurumu was not completely based like that...)

>>6976092
Oh please do...Hell, I may even take notes~

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>>6976153
>licks the anon

(Take note of the lack of fangs on the inside of its mouth. Perfect for deep blowjobs)

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>>6976101

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>>6976166
>that face

>>6976165
>Anon's balls smell manly. He rolls slightly and his legs fall open.

>>6976165
>Slowly he pulls his head out, reaching inside that dripping cunt with one of his arms.

>>6976165
>Anon clasps his hands together to plead with Celestia, but what he's pleading for he can't say due to the gag. He dangles in his cage as she looks at him.

>>6976166
>>>/f-list/
You have to go back Lore.

>>6976166
>Salazzle deepthroat blowjob
I never knew I needed this in my life.

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>>6976101
Man, woman, with penis, without penis... I don't give a fuck how the player wants to portray them, I just need to ride Poison's ass

>>6976216
Poison will always be a futa buttslut in my mind

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>>6976101

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>>6976101

>>6976232
I wonder what happened to the old one.

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>>6976206
Even Lore knows this isn't Lore, and I'm Lore. Right?

>>6976208
Trust me, there's plenty more reasons you need this sex lizard in your life

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>>6976101
I remember someone did play her like 6 months ago

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>>6976101

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>>6976223
I'd say that I can agree with that image. Hell, maybe I should pick her up.

>>6976238
There was no old one

>>6976257
>Sex Lizard shows up in an adorable manner during the grand trial
I absolutely had to have one after that.

>>6976266
I've seen her on someone's card, but I forget who.

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>>6976223
(There was an old poison who gave a mind blowing blowjob to me an alleyway then carries me someone else to ride me til morning. Probably one of my favorite RPs. I hope they come back.)

How's erp tonight?

>>6976257
God now I want one.

>>6976268
yes. Yes. YES.

>>6976257
Saying Lore three times doesn't suddenly make you not you.

>>6976261
Now I kinda want one.

>>6976289
Slow, so we're passing the time by posting characters we want to see played.

>>6976277
There was, a long while back. Think it was June the last time I saw them.

>>6976308
There's only been two, one played her here like once, the other played Gwen on discord before changing characters out.

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>>6975962
(Shit! Sorry!)

>She blinks

Cham-pagne?....

>She holds up the bottle and looks at it

>>6976261
Tiddyloli body type

>>6976328
She's a shortstack. There's a difference.

>>6976335
The joke is that in universe, the main character thinks she's a loli when they meet

>>6976327
(I don't mean to complain, cause you're being a weirdo with me online and I appreciate that, but your posts for this particular idea are all very short and don't really advance the story. Are you sure you like this idea? Cause you don't seem to know what to do with it. Not trying to criticize, just trying to find a way to help.)

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>>6976101

>>6976351
(That's just how they are as an RPer. If you want anything beyond 10 or so words you should find a new partner.)

>>6976317
I always open the thread, right as I'm being mentioned.

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>>6976101
It seems like this place is mostly in favor of anime, but I'm more of a video game person.

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>>6976351
(I do like the idea just trying to figure out where to go with it...Plus it's not like she'd know what Champagne is)

>>6976373
I would let her sing songs to me as I massage her

>>6976373
It's really for anything be it anime, video games, or something else but anime characters are the most popular here for obvious reasons.

>>6976373
What about this then;

Post some /v/ideo game characters you want to see played.

>>6976327
Yes. It's an expensive drink I was saving for a special occasion.
>Anon doesn't sound upset with her, he does sound a little sad though.

>>6976373
I think Owain said he'd play her but his card is already saturated so I dunno.

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I eat ass

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>>6976393
I can be your water for tonight.
Play her a lot in other places, but not never enough.

>>6976404
Can I eat yours, though?

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(Really sorry about the wait...)
>>6976181
>She decides to be a little daring and lightly lick them with just the very tip of her tongue

[Delicious~]

>>6976183
Oh, now this is something new!

>Her knees buckle a little and she gasps and pants the sensation being almost electric

>>6976192
Hmm, are you trying to tell me something Anon?...Are you asking me if I'd let you out of there?

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>>6976410
(Good luck playing her! I married Azura on my first playthrough and she is top tier.)

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>>6976418
I'm gay

>>6976427
>Anon nods his head that he does want to be let out.

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>>6976404
Join the club

>>6976430
It's doesn't count if I don't put it in!

>>6976428
Go to sleep you thirsty cuck

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>>6976446
(no u)

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>>6976441
Whoa! Wait, there's a club!?
>>6976444
It doesn't?

>>6976456
I'm Eurotrash, what's your excuse?

>>6976467
>Puts it in da loli butt

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>>6976391
[Oh....This must be a European thing]

>She notices the sad look in his eyes and puts the cork back in and sets the Champagne back in the fridge

Sorry if it seems like I'm just freeloading off of you....My luck's not been good at all...

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Boop

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>>6976389

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>>6976479
You must mean Shino.

>>6976484
>we never got to see a Sombra interact with Jiro's edgy mexican self insert

What are some other scenes we will never see play out here?

>>6976492
>Puts it in her butt too

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>>6976496
Hey! Take that out!

>>6976482
Your luck?

What happened?

>>6976498
>Fuks her butt
No.

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>>6976507
>breaks dick with ass

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>>6976486
Have her.

Who else?

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>>6976493
You stopping your compulsive masturbation

>>6976511
>Cums like a firehose. Dies from pain.
Worth it.

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>>6976518
>Gets covered in blood and cum
>Is pretty fucked up from that
>Takes a shower

>>6976530
>Haunts her as a ghost in her shower
'Sup?

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>>6976538
Undying lust for girl butt

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>>6976505
Well...Mugen's being a jackass again...Which means any and all money we get he spends it...

>She sighs and rests her chin on the back of her hand
>>6976517
(That gave me the laugh I needed...Cheers!)

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>>6976545

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>>6976514
!

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>Is sure a qt babe will sit on her face any minute now

>>6976551
>Anon looks even sadder that Fuu is being treated this way by Mugen. He hands the bottle back to her with a smile.

You need some cheering up.

>>6976566
Wanna know what you're doing wrong, girl?
>Random guy who was standing next to her for the past few hours lights up a smoke

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>>6976565
She is here as well.
Apparently have 194 pictures of her, despite never using Yagyu. She must be that disliked.

Who else?

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>>6976577
Posting at 6 AM?

>>6976101
A big booty milf

>>6976582
I wish Yagyuu was my big sister.

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>>6976438
>She lets him out of the cage but he'll just be stuck up in the air where the cage used to be

How's that hmm?~

>>6976595
Well... yeah, but that's irrelevant. You gotsta pursue the girl booty, like a majestic lion. You single one out, and then you pounce! Once you got her, you can achieve your goals of getting delicious girl butt.

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>>6976566
Mrgrgr... what a shameless girl...

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>>6976568
No use in enjoying cheer alone...Will you drink it with me?

>She asked with a pleading smile

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>>6976582
Forgot to count her cards, so I probably have much more than that.

Also comes with Hibari amnesia for those that dislike that part of her.
>>6976602
Why would you want that?

>>6976624
Sure!
>Anon grabbed too glasses, but is not as experienced at drinking as Fuu, and soon becomes drunk while she still has her wits about her.

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>>6976614
Bravely gimme the booty!

>>6976634
Because she'd be a good big sister.

Plus I could hug her and press my face against her breasts consequence free.

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>>6976582
I like her, but maybe I'm a rare breed.
How about her?

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>>6976655
I have everything that is in the games, as well as a few New Waves.

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>>6976640
*Sigh* I can't believe I'm doing this...

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>>6976644
That doesn't sound like something you should do with your sister.

Ugh I want to rp but im tired as hell

>>6976676
I can't help it when her boobs are so doft and warm.

>>6976663
God bless. I'll have to pay a visit to all of your Senrans.
Just need to figure out who first.

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>>6976670
>Grabs the girl by her thighs and presses her face between her plush cheeks, sniffing her scent through the fabric as she pushes her nose into the fabric
"Ah! Such a fat butt!", she said, with a kiss and a slap. Why don't you take off those clothes and let me lick it directly?"

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>>6976637
(At least he's not drinking with Grape Fang....That bitch was crazy....)


>She noticed the slight glazed over look in his eye and slouched posture

Um...Are you okay?

[Is he joking around with me? ]

Are you feeling sick?

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>>6976686
>She blushes deeply from the girl's assertive approach, not expecting her to be pumped up about this. She yelps at the feeling of her nose digging into her clothing.
What!? My butt is not THAT fat! Mrgrgr... Whatever. Have your way.
>She pulls down her tight leggings and pulls up her skirt, allowing her full, round ass cheeks to spill out.

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>>6976682
That is no good, even if she happens to have such curvy and big breasts, you should never have feelings like this towards your sister.
>>6976685
Take your time, I'm always here.

>>6976707
I can't help it! I just want to feel them! Is that wrong? Is it wrong to want to love your big sister?

>>6976707
You have a gorgeous set on you hon

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>>6976716
*sigh* Fine, you can touch just a bit, at least you should be able to calm down after you try them for a while. Be quick.
>>6976720
I'm getting that a lot recently.

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>>6976706
>Grinned elatedly as her flesh was revealed, showing her adorable anus to the redhead
>"Yes it is~", she teased, poking at her holebefore giving her crack a long, wet lick up from the end of her cunny through to her lower back, moaning like she was licking a cold ice cream cone on a hot day, then kissing and licking her wrinkly pucker while smashing her face between the cute girl's cheeks

>>6976727
Yay!

>Anon slams his face right into her breasts. Both his hands grab her manmeries and squeeze. He nuzzles into her chest, apreciating the softness

wew lad

>>6976727
That's probably because its true

>>6976727
Can I lewd Renka a little?

>>6976101
what about if someone already plays them but theyre a shitlord

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(Just as warning, I don't do Lactation fetishes, every other kind of Breast Worship is fine)

>>6976739
>Yagyu stares at him with a disapproving glare, but not stopping him from feeling her chest
...I only said to touch, not slam your face like that.
Whatever, as long as you are quick.
>>6976744
I guess it must be.
>>6976746
I'm currently on Yagyu, so you'll have to wait.

>>6976764
Oh well.

>>6976764
Would you like a cock between those tits of yours?

>>6976765
(heading to bed now. Thanks for playing though)

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>>6976730
>The young knight growled once more from the perverted girl's comment, only to be cut off be her own surprised gasps. The sensation of her warm, moist tongue running across the entire length of her shapely backside sent chills up her spine. Her pride wouldn't let her admit her arousal, but her leaking pussy made it all to obvious. Her back door twitched and quivered happuly against her invasive tongue and lips.
A-ahn... Shoot...

>>6976771
(No prob. Was a fun little scuffle!)

>>6976773
This is a very nice butt.

>>6976764
>Anon looks yp at her awkwardly and laughs

S-sorry big sis, they're just so big and bouncy

>Anon presses is face into them again and rubs is cheeks against the softness. His fingers begin to brush against her nipples, teasing them a little

You know what I really want big sis?

>>6976764
(You're also the Junko too right?)

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>>6976769
...? What would it go in there for?
>>6976782
...What is it now?
>>6976788
Yup.

>>6976795
(Gotcha, just don't wanna bark up the wrong tree. Have some good RP then)

>>6976795
For both our pleasure! I'm sure you'd love my thick cock sliding between those nice breasts of yours..

>>6976707
That's comforting to hear. I'll have to weight my options and decide.

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>>6976800
Is there something you wanted from me?
>>6976801
...I don't see how that would give pleasure, but if you think it will, we can try. Should I keep my clothes on or remove them all?

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>>6976781
Yeah, guys, and apparently sone girls, seem to think so.

(Heading off myself, but I hope to bring Edea back)

>>6976817
Please do, I'd love to play with that fat butt!

>>6976815
Unbutton that shirt hon and do whatever you have to do..okay?

>tfw I asked for Homura or Yagyu before
>someone else actually asked for Yagyu too

MY
NIGGA

>>6976795
I want a kiss from you big sis! It'd make me soooo happy!

>>6976831
I got you, anon.

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Evening/Morning, ERP!

How are you all doing? I have a bit of time for something short and sweet if anyone's interested~

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>>6976825
...Fine.
>Yagyu removes the buttons off her shirt one by one, causing her breasts to immediately burst out of it.
All I have to do is stick your thing between them right? Doesn't sound too hard.
>She stares at his penis, as if analyzing it, while toying a bit with her hands. As she takes hold of it, she invites his member to her own chest, until it sinks deep inside it
>>6976836
That sounds weird. What kind of interest would you have in that now?

>>6976865
Cteno a cute!

>>6976867
>as his member sinks into the busty girl's chest, the anon can't help but feel aroused,his cock swelling and growing from her touch prior and now her breasts
Aah~that was fast~

>>6976867
>Anon blushes a little

I dunno, I just want a kiss from you. C'mon, just one? Please?

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>>6976869
Why, thank you very much, anon! I'm glad you think so.

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>>6976880
>Yagyu remains motionless as she quietly looks at his dick grow between her warm breasts, not sure what to make of it. Her finger gently taps the tip coming out of her cleavage.
It's getting bigger. What is that for?
>>6976883
*sigh* Alright, just one.
>As she closes her eyes, she rapidly moves forward, giving him a quick kiss on the lips, then immediately backs away blushing.
...There, satisfied?

>>6976897
Aaaah~ it's from..mm~
>The anon could barely speak, the question from her only increasing his size and pleasure as he didnt know what to say
I-its because you feel g-good mm~
>The lewd anon couldnt help but thrust his cock in her cleavage, coaxing out another moan from his reserved lips

>>6976897
>Anon's face turns completely red. He buries his had back into her breasts tries to hide his smile. He looks up at Yagyuu again and says

That...that was nice. B-but maybe we could have a...longer one?

>>6976897
JESUS CHRIST NIGGA WHAT A DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF BIPOLAR SYNDROME. YOU GET A DICK IN YO TITTIES LIKE IT AIN'T SHIT BUT YOU GIVE A NIGGA A QUICK LITTLE PECK AND YOU ACT LIKE IT'S YO FIRST SMOOCH YOU GOD DAMN SACK OF WEEASHIT
>>6976917
LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMN E-FUCKER. ARE YOU HAVING FUN JERKING YOURSELF OFF WITH TWEEZERS YOU ASININE ASSCLOWN? WHAT THE FUCK SORT OF STIMULATION DOES THE COLD METAL PROVIDE? DO YOU FUCK ROBOTS? MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO EMOTIONLESS, SHE'S A FUCKING ROBOT
YOU FUCKING ROBOPHILE
>>6976918
NIGGA WHY ARE YOU SO SHY ABOUT GIVING A GIRL A SMOOCH WHO'S GETTING HER TITTIES FUCKED? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF KEK? YOU SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF FELLOW TO WATCH IN AWE AS YOUR WIFE GETS FUCKED YOU USELESS PILE OF METAMORPHIZED SLUDGE, JESUS CHRIST NIGGA THE FUCK IS MENTALLY WRONG WITH YOU, YOUR BIOLOGICAL BRAIN PATTERN IS FULL OF HORSESHIT.

>>6976937
GOD DAMNIT BLACKULA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM??

>>6976943
OUTTA LEFT FIELD NIGGA YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM MY ALL SEEING VISION IT'S NEARLY A NEW GOD DAMN YEAR AND I'M HERE TO ENSURE YOUR RESOLUTION IS TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF OR CHANGE YOUR WAYS BECAUSE FEEDING THE DEMONIC THREAT GREATLY UPSETS ME IN EVERY REGARD AND MAKES ME VICIOUSLY HOMOCIDAL AGAINST HOMOS LIKE YOU, FAGGOT

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>>6976917
So, doing this feels good to you? Is that also why you are thrusting between them now? Your face is all red and your breath is getting rough.
>>6976918
No way. I told you these kind of things are not fine to do between siblings.

>>6976955
NIGGA HE'S OBVIOUSLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF YOUR GOD DAMN INFLATED CHEST BALLOONS AND HE'S HOPING YOU'LL GIVE HIM CPR BUT THE RESULT IS THAT HE FUCKING DIES BECAUSE NOT ONLY ARE YOU SHIT AT PRACTICING MEDICINE BUT YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO FUCKING KILL HIM YOU GOD DAMN SUCCUBUS BY CHOKING HIM OUT WITH YOUR SHIT MAMMARIES YOU RECTAL-THERMOMETER SUCKLING SLUT. MAYBE FOR A SPLIT FUCKING SECOND YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THE OTHER PEOPLE YOU'RE HURTING BESIDES YOUR OWN SELF EGO YOU USELESS LOBSTER WHISKER

>>6976955
>Anon smiled cheekily

Then why are you blushing?

>>6976955
Yes..yes yes it feels so good mm~
>The anon continues to thrust, his hands reaching to grab the woman's hair, his fingers running through it as he violates the woman's tight cleavage

>>6976971
NIGGA GET THAT RETARDED GOOFY FUCKING SMILE OFF OF YOUR STUPID FACE, YOU INCEST-RIDDEN HILLBILLY DROOLING KNUCKLE-DRAGGER. JESUS CHRIST I'VE SEEN A BETTER EDUCATED PERSON IN A BUGCHASER'S AIDS RALLY YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.
>>6976974
WHAT FEELS GOOD, THE FACT YOU'RE SUCH AN AUTISMO PISSANT THAT YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICES ALLOW THE WORLD TO TAKE CARE OF YOU DESPITE YOU BEING A PERMANENT DRAIN ON THE RESOURCES OF THE WORLD? YOU AREN'T FUCKING MEANINGFUL, AND WHEN YOU DIE ALL YOU'LL LEAVE BEHIND IS DEBTS AND REGRET AND A FUCKING CORPSE TO BURN TO ASH.
I'M WORRIED WHEN YOU BECOME CREMATED IT'LL CAUSE A FUCKING TOXIC SLUDGE SPILL THAT CAUSES THE OCEANS TO BECOME UNINHABITABLE

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>>6976971
...I told you, these kind of things are not for siblings, that's why. If you insist so much on being such a pain, then hurry up and do it, but if you say a word about this to anyone I'll kill you.
>Closing her eyes, she moves her face forward, blushing harder as she waits for him
>>6976974
So, it feels better when you move?
>Tightening her chest with her hands, she begins moving as well, shaking her breasts up and down to match his movements
Then, how is this?

>>6977024
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST START WITH KILLING HIM THEN KILLING YOURSELF, IT WOULD LIKELY RAISE THE WORLDWIDE IQ MARGIN BY AT LEAST TWENTY POINTS DUE TO YOUR MICROSCOPIC INTELLECT DRAGGING DOWN THE MEDIAN YOU ROCK-BRAINED SHITTER.
IN ADDITION, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SHAKEWEIGHT HAD SEX WITH A GOD DAMN BODYPILLOW, YOU PLEXIGLASS CUNTED DAEMON.

>>6977024
Mmmf fantastic.. you're going to make me cum..
>The anon gripped the woman as hard as he could, still trying to be somewhat gentle.
>His cock surged with sensation, his body heating up as he continued to tit fuck the now shaking breasts surrounding his member
Aaah fuuck~

>>6977024
>Anon closes his eyes and slowly moves his lips towards Yagyuu's. A shiver runs down his spine as soon as their lips connect. Yagyuu's lips felt soft, much like the rest of her.

>>6977047
NIGGA YOU'RE ABOUT AS GENTLE AS A LULLABY BY MEGADEATH YOU VODKA ENEMA. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A PRODUCT OF BUTTCHUGGING, SO PLEASE BY ALL MEANS SHOVE A GOD DAMN LAVA LAMP UP YOUR ASSHOLE SO AT LEAST YOU CAN BE MORE INTERESTING YOU BLAND AS FUCK SCUM. THEN I HOPE IT INFESTS YOUR ORGANS WITH PLASMA AND POISON TO EAT AWAY AT THEM SO YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS. AT LEAST YOUR SHIT WILL BE GLOWING, UNLIKE YOUR PERSONALITY.
>>6977050
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 'YAGYUU'? IS THAT WHAT THAT RETARDED PIRATE-BARBIE NIGGA YOU'RE ALL PRETENDING TO FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A YAG YUU? WHO IS SHE YAGGING? YOU? IS THAT WHAT YAGGING IS? WHAT KIND OF YAG ARE YOU, YOU YAG-YOGGING FAG-FOG?

Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day
Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda
My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love,
Remember how we knew love was here to stay
Now December found the love we shared in September.
Only blue talk and love,
Remember the true love we share today
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de…

It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there's something about us I want to say
Cause there's something between us anyway

I might not be the right one
It might not be the right time
But there's something about us I've got to do
Some kind of secret I will share with you

I need you more than anything in my life
I want you more than anything in my life
I'll miss you more than anyone in my life
I love you more than anyone in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk

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>>6977047
It's twitching a lot... does it feel that good?
>Her movements grow faster as she stares at his cock's reactions, curious to see what's going to happen
>>6977050
>Yagyu forces herself to keep her eyes closed, not running away this time, but waiting for him to finish
>>6977079
I love you.

>>6977090
Y-yes! Aahh fuck im cumming~!
>He barely had anytime to speak, the tip of his cock exploding with arcs of thick, hot cum. His member was a geyser, the hot seed spilling and spurting out constantly for multiple seconds
Aahnn~

>>6977090
BLACKULA ONLY HOLDS LOVE FOR THE PURIFYING POWER THAT IS MUSIC YOU INFANTILE CREATURE. YOU'LL BE TOO BUSY BUSTING A DANCE MOVE TO MASTURBATE. AND DEMONS CAN'T FEED ON FUNKY FRESH BEATS, BITCH NIGGA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLWxwe-RybU
BY THE WAY, I STILL HATE EVERYTHING. STOP ERPING, IT FEEDS THE DEMONIC HORDES YOU PATHETIC BUNCH OF HORSECOCKS.
>>6977100
I HOPE YOU'RE 'COMING' TO CHURCH BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO SMITE YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU LEARN WHAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS TASTE LIKE YOU SHITBRICK

>>6977109
>tfw reading these posts is more entertaining than the "RP"

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Small intermission, will have to leave for a while.

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>>6977109
Shut the fuck up Vino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUC2b-OSZ00
Oh baby
I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
I feel so good

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
Oh Baby

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
I feel so good

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together

Oh Baby
I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
I feel so good

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together

Oh baby
I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
I feel so good

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
Oh baby

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
I feel so good

I feel like
The music sounds better with you

Love might
Bring us back together
Oh baby

>>6977090
>Anon doesn't seem to want to finish, as his tongue begins to snake into Yagyuu's mouth.
>>6977113
(Okay then)

>>6977116
Haven't heard that one in a good while, thanks.

>>6977112
ERP IS A FUCKING DISEASE THAT NEEDS TO BE BURNED FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET EARTH, NIGGA. ONCE IT IS FULLY ELIMINATED OR AT LEAST CONTAINED TO AN ACCEPTABLE MARGIN THEN I, BLACKULA, GRANDMASTER OF THE SCHOLAR'S GUILD, TIME TRAVELLING VAMPIRE AND CHAMPION OF SHADOW MAGICKS CAN ONCE AGAIN OBLITERATE THE DEMONIC HORDE THAT HAS ONCE AGAIN CREPT INTO OUR LIVES
BUT TODAY I'M SHITPOSTING YOU TO DEATH BECAUSE I'M FUCKING CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO SO BECAUSE FUCK THERE ARE NO DEMONS TO KILL TODAY YOU RETARDED ASSFAGGOT CLOWNS
>>6977114
WHO THE FUCK IS VINO? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? NIGGA I'LL HOOK YOU LIKE A GOD DAMN FISH IF YOU GIVE ME LIP LIKE THAT, MAYBE I'LL EVEN REEL YOU IN AND BEAT YOUR FLOPPING BODY TO DEATH WITH A BIG FUCKING STICK THAT I CALL MY 'BIG FUCKING STICK'.

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>>6977114
Silly Mecha, that's obviously Blackula.

What are you doing still up anyway?

>>6977113
ONE DOWN. THE POWER OF MUSIC AND MANUAL PERCUSSION IS WORKING. HIT THE EVIL 'TIL IT FUCKING DIES. CAST MAGIC MISSILE INTO THE DARKNESS, MOTHERFUCKER, IT WORKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awWHKaAgzg MAYBE A LITTLE VIDYA MUSIC TO CELEBRATE

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>>6977141
I know, I just wanted to make a silly joke.

I dunno honestly, I've a friend about to force me to sleep shortly so that's a thing. Nice to see ya though. How you been holding up?

>>6977117
KEKED AGAIN, FAGGOT. NOT EVEN THROUGH YOUR SHITTY TEXT-FUCKING SIMULATOR DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO PRETEND-FUCK A PRETEND-WOMAN. MAYBE NOW YOU'LL REALIZE THE FUTILITY OF YOUR ATTEMPTS AND TURN INTO AN HONEST TO GOD DECENT HUMAN BEING. IT'LL TAKE A LOT OF WORK BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU AS LONG AS YOU GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUR ANIME-SOAKED PINK TRAPBOOK COMPUTER AND TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I'M IN THE Nth PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE, JESUS CHRIST

>>6977141
>TUMBLR PICTURE
JESUS CHRIST I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ADEQUATE INSULT, I ACTUALLY JUST FEEL GENUINELY DISGUSTED AND UPSET THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL EXIST AND HAVEN'T BEEN BURNED ON A FUCKING STAKE.
>>6977150
YOUR JOKES ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS, KRAMER. PLEASE, SAY 'GIDDYUP' ONE MORE TIME. QUE LAUGH TRACK. SLIDE INTO JERRY'S APARTMENT. 'I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE ROOF, JERRY'. DO IT. JUMP OFF THE ROOF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlyPfBrZr3s
YOU KNOW BACK IN MY WEAK VAMPIRE DAYS THIS SONG SORT OF HELD A MEANING OF WEAKNESS BEFORE I MANAGED TO ADAPT TO THE FUCKING SUNLIGHT BUT NOW THAT I'M BASICALLY THE FUCKING BEST AT BEING THE OG NIGGA (FOR REAL BITCH NIGGAS) THIS IS SORT OF AN INSPIRATIONAL SONG
YOU KNOW BLACKULA NEVER ACTUALLY MET THE BEATLES EVEN THOUGH HE'S GONE THROUGH TIME LIKE TWICE AND IS BASICALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD?
I MISSED THE FIRST TIME AND THE SECOND TIME I WAS SORT OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH SOME STUPID ELDERICH ABOMINATIONS, SOME FAGGOT NAMED 'RILEY' OR 'CHU-CHU' THAT LOOKED LIKE A SQUID
I MEAN, SURE, I HEARD SCREAMING BEHIND MY EYES FOR LIKE A WEEK BUT DESU IT WASN'T SO BAD I'VE HAD WORSE WITH MY FUCKING LANDLORD WHEN I WAS LIVING IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND

>>6977197
OH SHIT IT'S A FUCKING PERIOD. EVERYONE HIT THE FUCKING DECK THIS ANON IS ON THEIR PERIOD. PERIOD. ENDING OF A FUCKING SENTENCE, BUT NO SENTENCE BEFORE IT. IS IT A FUCKING SIGIL OR ARE YOU LEGITIMATELY A GOD DAMN RECTALLY RAGNAROK'D RUMPUS ROASTED REAR-RAMMED RAPSCALLION

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WHAT ARE DOING!?!

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah

(Let's Dance) Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
(Let's Dance) To the song they're playing on the radio
(Let's Sway) While colour lights up your face
(Let's Sway) Sway through the crowd to an empty space

If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall, into my arms
And tremble like a flower
(Let's Dance)

(Let's Dance) For fear your grace should fall
(Let's Dance) For fear tonight is all
(Let's Sway) You could look into my eyes
(Let's Sway) Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight

And if you say run, I'll run with you
And if you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall, into my arms
And tremble like a flower

(Let's Dance) Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
(Let's Sway) Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA

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>>6977150
Oh? That's good.

Nice to see you too. I've been rather busy, but otherwise fine. How were your holidays?

>>6977163
It's been a while, Blackula. A lot of daemons to vanquish, I assume?

>>6977217
I DUNNO, ROBBIE ROTTEN. EVERYONE HERE SEEMS TO HAVE GOT A CASE OF ASS CANCER LIKE YOU DID. I'M GLAD YOU RECOVERED, I SURE HOPE THESE OTHER TOXIC MEMES HAVE ALL DIED OFF LIKE THEY DESERVE. I MEAN, HOLY SHIT, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY JUST DRANK AN ENTIRE FUCKING GALLON OF BLEACH. MAYBE IN THE LEAST IT'LL SCRUBBADUB THEIR SOULS CLEAN BEFORE THEY FUCKING DIE. OR AT LEAST SCRUBBADUB THEIR FUCKING LUNGS WHEN THEY DROWN ON IT. THAT WOULD BE SUPER DUPER, LADS. JESUS, NIGGA.

>>6977222
FAT COW!

>>6977222
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF AUTISTIC BIRD?
DID SOMEONE CORNER YOU AND CUM ON YOU?
I CAN'T TELL IF I SHOULD BE SCREAMING, FIRING MY SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE, OR PRESSING THE 'MAGICAL APOCALYPSE' BUTTON A FEW HUNDRED TIMES.
MAYBE ALL THREE DESU
ARE YOU A DEMON? YOU LOOK LIKE A DEMON NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. A FAT DEMON, FROM FAT FETISHESTS. IT WOULD EXPLAIN THE HOT DOG, YOU SLOPPY TUBE-GORGING 7-11 BATHROOM
I'VE HAD TO OBLITERATE SO MANY DEMONS IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT YET ANOTHER WOULD PRESENT THEMSELVES TO ME BECAUSE DESU YOU DEMONS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE SHEER STRENGTH OF THE BLOOD OF ANCIENTS. I MEAN, SHIT, MY NIGGA CAINE ONCE PUNCHED OUT ONE OF YOUR 'ELDER GODS'.

>>6977251
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 'DESU' WORLD FILTER

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reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I,
"You do not know, silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming
And the signs said,
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence

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>>6977222
About the same. Spent most of the week battling a cold, but on the mend about now.

You have a good night/morning, cute cat.

>>6977266
WHAT IS THAT, A POSTER FOR YOUR GOD DAMN IMAGINARY JAPANESE MOVIES AGAIN?
SON, I AM DISAPPOINT YOU FAILURE. YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE. STUB YOUR TOE AND GET RAPED BY AT LEAST TWELVE LARGE PACK ANIMALS

>>6977277
OH YOU'RE HUGO STRANGE. HEY, I LIKE DC COMICS. COMICS ARE GREAT. MUCH BETTER THAN THIS STUPID SHIT. I'D RATHER BE READING COMICS BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S HILARIOUS HOW OFTEN THOSE RANDOM COMIC EVENTS COME TO REAL LIFE UNDERGROUND. I MEAN, SHIT, CALENDAR MAN IS SORT OF A REAL THING, THERE'S ONE DEITY THAT GIVES IT'S FOLLOWERS DIFFERENT SUPER POWERS BASED ON THE CERTAIN DAYS OF WORSHIP, THOUGH IT'S NOT BASED ON THE CONVENTIONAL CALENDAR BUT ONE THAT IS ABOUT 10,000 YEARS OLDER
DATING BACK WAY THE FUCK BACK TO SOME OF THE FIRST CITIES EVER CREATED, ACTUALLY.

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>>6977241
Rude!

>>6977251
>>6977258
It really has been a while, huh? Words like t.b.h and f.a.m are filtered now, just so you know.

And I'm a cat, thank you very much. I'm no demon, but I do happen to like wieners very much.

>>6977277
A cold on Christmas? You didn't have to work on top of it all, I hope?

You too, Mecha!

>>6977291
Hey it's true.

Nothing wrong with a bit of meat though,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpUs1qNxMM
I am just a poor boy
Though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises
All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station
Running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the ragged people go
Looking for the places only they would know

Lie la lie...

Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there

Lie la lie...

Then I'm laying out my winter clothes
And wishing I was gone
Going home
Where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me,
Leading me, going home.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

Lie la lie

>6977296
I'm guessing the first 24 post not working out hit you pretty deep.

>>6977291
??????????????? A CAT?
YOU'RE NOT A CAT
YOU'RE LIKE THAT ONE COMIC WHERE THE GUY PRETENDS HIS CAT IS A CUTE GIRL AND HIS MOTHER WALKS IN ON HIM RAPING HIS CAT TO DEATH
YOU'RE A FIGMENT OF YOUR OWN IMAGINATION HOLDING BACK YOUR URGES TO FUCK A CAT
WELL I GUESS IT'S GETTING SOME PUSSY
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT
BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK CATS
OR BE FUCKED BY CATS
MAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DEMONS
>>6977294
WAIT SO THEY'RE A COW, NOT A CAT
MUST BE SOME FUCKING DEMONIC TRICKS IT SEEMS. A COW PRETENDING TO BE A CAT THAT EATS DOGS
AM I BACK IN FUCKING JAPAN WHAT THE HELL HOW MUCH DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oozQ4yV__Vw
When life leaves you high and dry
I'll be at your door tonight if you need help, if you need help
I'll shut down the city lights,
I'll lie, cheat, I'll beg and bribe to make you well, to make you well
When enemies are at your door I'll carry you way from more
If you need help, if you need help
Your hope dangling by a string
Ill share in your suffering to make you well, to make you well
Give me reasons to believe,
That you would do the same for me
And I would do it for you, for you
Baby I'm not moving on
I love you long after you're gone
For you, for you
You would never sleep alone
I love you long after you're gone
And long after you're gone, gone, gone
When you fall like a statue
I'm gon' be there to catch you
Put you on your feet, you on your feet
And if your well is empty
Not a thing will prevent me
Tell me what you need, what do you need
I surrender honestly
You've always done the same for me
So I would do it for you, for you
Baby I'm not moving on
I love you long after you're gone
For you, for you
You would never sleep alone
I love you long after you're gone
And long after you're gone, gone, gone
You're my back bone, you're me cornerstone
You're my crutch when my legs stop moving
You're my headstart, you're my rugged heart
You're the pokes that I've always needed
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum my heart never stops beating
For you, for you
Baby I'm not moving on
I love you long after you're gone
For you, for you
You would never sleep alone
I love you long after you're gone
For you, for you
Baby I'm not moving on
I love you long after you're gone
For you, for you
You would never sleep alone
I love you long, long after you're gone
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum baby don't stop beating
Like a drum my heart never stops beating for you
And long after you're gone, gone, gone

Who is posting sappy love songs and why

>>6977333
I'M ATTEMPTING TO NUTURE SOME KIND OF FEELING OF REGRET IN YOU PEOPLE FOR WASTING YOUR FUCKING LIFE HERE INSTEAD OF ACTIVELY TRYING TO PURSUE FUCKING THE WEBSITE OF 4CHAN
IF IT ISN'T WORKING I PLAN ON SWITCHING TO METAL

>>6977279
>SON, I AM DISAPPOINT
Bringing out those stone age memes, huh gramps?

>>6977338
That depends on the kind of metal

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>>6977294
Absolutely nothing wrong at all.

>>6977312
A cat is fine too?

I'm not sure what's got you so confused, actually. You're on 4chan, home of the weeb, after all.

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>>6976755
>

>>6977339
YOU WANT A STONE AGE MEME?
TRY LOOKING AT FUCKING CAVE PAINTINGS YOU HORRIFYING INSECT. TRUST ME. I WAS AROUND TO MEME WITH THE CAVEMEN. 'UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP' IS LEGITIMATELY NOT TOO FAR FROM THE FUCKING TRUTH.
I MEAN, SHIT, GAIUS AND AULUS WERE THE ORIGINAL BROS4LYFE
>>6977341
DEATH METAL? I DON'T KNOW. I'VE GOT LARGE AND VARIED MUSICAL TASTES. LET'S POST SOME CLASSICAL INSTEAD. NO LYRICS, SO HERE YOU GO.
SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT ME IN THE CROWD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqtJH2f1Yk

>>6977345
If anything it's a plus. Plus sized!

Eh? Eh?

>>6977345
A CAT IS NOT FUCKING FINE TOO YOU SHITHEAD MONGREL I SWEAR TO GOD NOTHING RUSTLES MT FUCKIUGN JUMMIES LIEM BEASIDGDBIJDJ
AHEM
NOTHING FUCKING RUSTLES MY JIMMIES LIKE BEASTIALITY. YOU ARE RAPING A POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMAL AND IT MAKES MY EYES GO RED AND MY TEETH CLENCH SO TIGHTLY MY JAW CRACKS FROM THE SHEER FORCE ALONE AND I HAVE ON RECORD BEEN SHOWN TO BE ABLE TO BITE THROUGH SIX INCH TITANIUM TANK ARMOR I MEAN HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON DOES THAT SHIT TO ANIMALS HOLY FUCK I HAVE BEEN WITNESS TO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF GENOCIDES IN MY MANY YEARS BUT THE ANIMALS ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN INNOCENT EVERY STEP OF THE ROAD AND YET THEY BEAR MOST OF THE BRUNT OF THE HUMAN'S WRATH THAN ANY OTHER THING. FUCK SHIT PISS GOD DAMN IT
>>6977361
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU SHITTY GREEN PINECONE LOOKING FUCK

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>>6977384
Make me.

>>6977345
You look like one of them mardi gras dancers

>>6977370
I WANT TO DROP A PLUS-SIZED METEOR ON TOP OF YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE YOU STEAMING SACK OF DISMEMBERED BEAVER TAILS. YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS NIPPLES ON A FUCKING TURTLE, WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT GIVING BIRTH TO YOU WAS A GOOD IDEA?

>>6977393
I WILL SHIT INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING STUPID LITTLE GLASS FOREHEAD AND SHOW THE FUCKING WORLD THAT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMN FECAL-BRAINED MORONIC WHORE. I WILL FIND YOUR PARENTS AND HAVE THEM READ THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR INTERNET HISTORY INCLUDING THE SHIT YOU DELETED. I WILL HAVE THEM READ IT TO YOUR AILING AND DYING DISTANT RELATIVES WHO UP UNTIL THEN LOVED YOU DESPITE YOUR GREAT AND MANY FLAWS, I WANT THEM TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, FETISHIZING A CHILD'S CARTOON. WHAT SORT OF PATHETIC MONSTER ARE YOU, YOU'RE AN EVERYDAY FRANKENSTEIN PUTTING ON SO MANY FAKE MASKS AND BEING SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, IT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING REGARD. ONE DAY I HOPE YOU LOOK BACK AS YOU'RE BURIED UNDER A SEA OF CONCRETE THAT FLOWS INTO YOUR BODY IN A WAY THAT KILLS YOU AND THAT YOUR LAST THOUGHTS WILL BE THAT 'BLACKULA WAS RIGHT' AND THAT HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM AN ETERNITY OF UNBEARABLE SUFFERING AND TRAGIC HORROR BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AGAIN AND FIND YOUR TORTURE PERMANENT

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>>6977370
Very nice.
Have some milkbags.

>>6977384
I was quoting the meme that came from the comic you were talking about, you silly old grouch.

Careful not to break your dentures on that titanium plating now, I don't think you can get those vampire fangs in a halloween novelty shop anymore this time of year.

>>6977395
I do like to show what I got~

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>>6977437
I do apple-sauce your dedication, anon.
That's the word, right? Apple-sauce?
Here's another (You), keep 'em comin.

>>6977439
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. YOU WILL HAVE STRETCH MARKS WELL INTO YOUR THIRTIES AND BECOME A MASS OF BLOATED UNSUITABLE FLESH SO DISUSED AND DISGUSTING THAT THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL FIND YOU PLEASANT IS THE ARTIST WHO CREATES THE NEXT HORROR FLICK; 'THE SLUDGE', STARRING YOU. YOU GET TO BE A MOVIE STAR, PORTAYING YOURSELF AS YOU SUITABLY BEG FOR A DICK, ANY DICK AS YOU LIE ON THE GROUND UNABLE TO FUCKING MOVE. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEONE MAKES YOUR DEATH QUICK AND PAINLESS...
HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING I HOPE YOU SHIT OUT YOUR INTERNAL FUCKING ORGANS YOU PUSSY-WHIPPED FUCKNUGGET

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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mogra1

Get in here for some jams! It's time for MOGRA!

>>6977464
WHAT THE FUCK SORT OF THING IS 'APPLE SAUCE'? APPLE SAUCE?
APPLE SAUCE? I DON'T GET THIS REFERENCE. ARE YOU DEAF? HARD OF HEARING? CAN YOU READ WORDS? NIGGA USE GOOGLE IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING USE YOUR TTS DUE TO YOUR LACK OF ABILITY TO READ. GET A BETTER PROGRAM SO YOUR AUTISM DOESN'T FLARE UP AS MUCH. DO YOU GET YOUR BROTHER TO TRANSCRIBE YOUR POSTS? 'POST THAT GREEN GIRL THING AGAIN THAT LOOKS LIKE SHREK' 'THIS ONE, DEAR BROTHER' 'NO, NO, I WANT THAT ONE OR I WON'T GET MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

>>6977439
I love milk!

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>>6977482
Spicy. I like it.
Gimme another serving!

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>>6977467
Oh, so you prefer them smaller and younger, huh Blackula? Suck the youth and innocence right outta them? I see now. That could get you on a few lists, you know.

>>6977488
It's good for your bones. And especially for your "bone".

>>6977512
>And especially for your "bone"

Explain further.

>>6977488
OEDIPUS, HEED MY WARNING
YOU WILL KILL YOUR DAD AND FUCK YOUR MOM
ALSO MAYBE TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES AFTER SHE KILLS HERSELF I MEAN JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE A RETARD
>>6977500
ANOTHER SERVING OF WHAT YOU MUSKY SACK OF ANAL SECRETIONS?
>>6977512
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING?
AS OF MANDATE 12 OF THE COUNCIL, ALL VAMPIRES NOT ENGAGED IN WILLING ACTS OF BLOODLETTING WITH ADEQUATELY DEFINED INDIVIDUALS ON A CONTRACTUAL BASIS MUST INSTEAD GORGE THEMSELVES ON ANIMAL BLOOD OR SUITABLE BLOOD SUBSTITUTE TO MAINTAIN VITAE.
CONSIDERING HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT I HAVE GONE THROUGH TO STOCK UP, I COULD FEAST FOR AT LEAST SIXTEEN MILLENIA BEFORE RUNNING DRY. I MEAN, SHIT, NIGGA WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?
IF YOU'RE MEANING TO IMPLY PEDOPHILIA, IT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE. PEDOHPILIA IS DISGUSTING AND ULTIMATELY A HARMFUL ACTION TO EVERYBODY INVOLVED, AND MUCH LIKE ANIMALS CHILDREN TEND TO THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENT CRIMES MORESO THEN THE ACTUAL AGGRESSORS THEMSELVES. THEY ARE ALSO, LIKE ANIMALS, USED AS BARGAINING CHIPS OR BARTERING LIKE CURRENCY.

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>>6977558
This!
Another, I need more. This is so good!

>>6977524
SHE MEANS YOUR FUNNYBONE YOU FUCKING CLOWN
I HOPE YOU BASH IT ON THE FUCKING WALL AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP YOU PUSSY BITCH

Who is blackula and why is he existing in a manner that offends me?

>>6977571
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU TAKE ENJOYMENT FROM YOU FUCKING GARDEN SHOVEL? THE ABUSE THAT I LAY UPON YOU IN ENACTING THE HOLY RETRIBUTION FROM THE COUNCIL OF NEUTRALITY? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT YOU LOATHESOME CREATURE OF SHADE, THAT YOUR JOVIAL PRETENDING IS WORTH MORE THEN THE SUM OF YOUR PARTS? ERGO, YOUR ILL EDUCATION AND DESIRE FOR WHIMSY WILL LEAVE YOU STRANDED.
IF YOU DESIRE ABUSE, I WILL GIVE IT.
YOU ARE AN ARTLESS BASE-COURT APPLE-JOHN, A BAWDY BEEF-WITTED BARNACLE, BOOTLESS AND BESLUBBERING AS YOU TOOT YOUR CURRISH CLAY-BRAINED CODPIECE AROUND, MUTTERING YOUR DRONING, DOGHEARTED DENSITY UPON US, YOU FAWNING FOBBING FROTHY FAT-KIDNEYED FEN-SUCKED FLAX-WENCH.

>>6977583
I AM BLACKULA AND I HATE YOU FOR ERPING. I HATE YOUR EXISTENCE. I FIGHT TO ELIMINATE ALL ERP IN EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE IN EVERY PLACE AT ANY LOCALE FOR IT'S VERY ACT OF PERVERSION FEEDS THE DEMONIC HORDES WHO SLUMBER BELOW, WAITING TO RISE FROM THE NETHER REALMS AND FEAST UPON THE FORCES OF BOTH GOOD AND EVIL, TO THE POINT WHERE EVIL AND GOOD HAVE ARRANGED A COUNCIL OF PEACE CALLED THE 'COUNCIL OF NEUTRALITY' SUPPORTED BY THE SCHOLAR'S GUILD, THE MAGICIAN'S ALCHEMISTS, AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE NECROMATIC AND PALADINIC LEAGUES

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>>6977593
Man, you remind me of someone.
But nevermind that, I got a question for you.
Are you holding the shift key, or do you have capslock doing all the magic?

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>>6977524
Why, your excitable bone, of course!

Do you need further explanation still?

>>6977558
Contractual? Sounds pretty serious. I didn't think the great Blackula would let paperwork get in the way of kidnapping women in the middle of night, offering them a thrilling escape from their otherwise bland and white husbands.

>>6977583
An old funposter going all the way back to the /b/ days.

He's so old and rarely on that everytime he comes about he's extremely confused about everything, such as why /trash/ exists or why his words get filtered.

Anyone seen Nue?

>>6977618
I AM HOLDING SHIFT.
CAPSLOCK IS FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS
I NEED TO MANUALLY IMPRINT MY INFINITE RAGE

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>>6977637
Yeah, you're like a carbon copy of the fella.
So, how's new year's eve?

>>6977625
NIGGA CONSIDERING THAT I HAVE THE ABILITY TO BASICALLY BEND TIME AND SPACE TO A LIMITED DEGREE AND MY VARIOUS KINDRED ARE A SPECIAL BRAND OF STUPID AT TIMES WE HAVE TO MAKE RULES AGAINST IT OTHERWISE PEOPLE DIE
I MEAN, SHIT, NO INNOCENTS CAN BE HARMED IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE DUE TO THE FACT AS IN
WHY DO YOU NEED TO DRAIN BLOOD FROM MORTALS
WHEN I HAVE THE ABILITY TO OPEN UP A PORTAL TO THE REALM WHERE *EVERYTHING IS MADE OF FUCKING BLOOD*
SERIOUSLY
PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE INFINITE, AT AT LEAST TWO BILLION OF THEM ARE ALL BLOOD.

>>6977625
I'd like a bit more explanation. How can milk make my cock better?

>>6977614
Ah. Thanks mate.
>>6977625
>such as why /trash/ exists
desu i'm still a little bit confused about that move by gookmoot. What did he mean by it?
>>6977637
You're an ok guy.

>>6977657
CARBON COPY OF WHO? I AM NO COPY OF ANYONE, I AM BLACKULA. YOU CANNOT STOP ME
BLACKULA IS UNCOPYABLE
UNLESS IT WAS PARALLEL UNIVERSE BLACKULA WHO, IF I END UP INTERACTING WITH THEM AT ALL, IT'LL CAUSE A FRAGMENTAL DISCONTINUITY AMONG THE TIME-SPACE INFINITE DECOHEDRON AND SHIT STARTS TASTING PURPLE
NONETHELESS, NEW YEARS EVE IS BEING SPENT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AT THIS COMPUTER WHILE THE VEIN IN MY FOREHEAD THROBS BECAUSE I CANNOT FUCKING FATHOM WITH ALL OF MY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF KNOWLEDGE WHY YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING KILLED YOURSELF YET

HA HA TIME FOR A E S T H E T I C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

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>>6977625
(I found this thread, though I'm not sure of how many of these you have already but you never know. >>>/d/7147487 )

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>>6977664
Sounds like something straight out of MtG or D&D or something like that. Are you sure you didn't spend a bit too long over at /tg/ ?

>>6977667
Well, maybe not the milk itself, but certainly what's containing them.

They can make it feel a whole lot better.

>>6977670
I'm not sure exactly, but my guess is that furries and bronies and the like have been nagging for so long to have their own board that they figured they'd kill two birds in one stone and lump them, along with any other useless thread, on the same board.

>>6977705
Come on Blackula, vaporwave? Really? And here I thought you had taste.

>>6977718
Oh my! Thank you very much, cutest maiden.

>>6977725
Well I know what's containing them makes me big and strong.

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>>6977725
(N-no problem best shoggoth.

Anyway I wish people a happy new year since I won't be here the rest of the day.)

>>6977725
BLACKULA HAS LISTENED FROM EVERYTHING TO THE EARLIEST MAN'S ROCKS AGAINST LEATHER SKINS TO THE FINEST HARPSICORDS EVER PLUCKED, TO THE SYNCORP COMPANY FUCKING ALBUM FROM THE YEAR 3201, THE LAST INSTANCE OF FUCKING MUSIC EVER RECORDED BEFORE THE THERMONUCLEAR SOLAR FLARE OBLITERATES THE PLANET
VAPORWAVE IS FINE
YOU ARE NOT FINE.
YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND YOU MAKE ME WISH THE THERMONUCLEAR QUASI-APOCALYPSE COMES SOONER JUST SO YOU WILL STOP FUCKING EXISTING YOU BOORISH, INFECTIOUS, JARRING, LUMPISH, MAMMERING MANGLED MEWLING PAUNCHER PRIBBLING PUKING PUNY QUALLING RANK FLY-BITTEN FOOLY-fALLEN FOOL-BORN GIGLET, YOU HEDGE-BORN HASTY-WIT HALF-FACED GUTS GRIPING HARPY, YOU RANK PLUME-PLUCKED MEASLE LOUT.

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>>6977732
I meant what's containing them, as in-...

Titjob. I'm talking about titjob. There.

>>6977734
I do hope you'll drop by again sometime soon, it's always a pleasure to see you.

>>6977744
That's a pretty long-winded insult there, old man. Careful not to have an aneurysm now. I can't imagine what it looks like when a vampire pops a blood vessel.

>>6977784
IT LOOKS LIKE BOILING MAGMA FILLING YOUR ORGANS AND MELTING ALL OF THEM INTO A FINE JELLY
I AM FULL OF HATE
FOR YOU
I'D POST THE SPEECH FROM 'AM' FROM I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM BUT PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE YOU ALL KNOW IT'S HARDLY ADEQUATE TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE YOU

>>6977784
Oh.

I like those too.

>>6977805
TITJOBPSA ASRA NJTI FYUCKING AYUTHATORISZESI SH WEATR O GFOD IUNA TYUCKJVCUIGB RBEAK YOUR UFCKIGN NECT WITH BARE HANDS YOU PGFUYCMKGIUNG PHIFLTUINBE OF THA FUCKING SUCMFLANHT I FUCKING HATE AEVERHYHTUNG AOBUT YOU

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>>6977695
> Why you haven't killed yourself yet
Now, why would you ever say that to someone?

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>>6977802
But if you keep posting it, it kind of loses its meaning, you know? If you hate everything as much as it's possible to hate something, then how do you know what you hate the most?

>>6977805
They're pretty great, huh?

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>>6976361
Dunno 'bout ya, but Ah think ah already got mah cutie mark, 'thank ya!
>( I don't think I got a 'bloom or 'belle as much as I had when I watched the show, but it people want...

>>6977844
BECAUSE IN ALL OF MY MANY CENTURIES I HAVE SEEN MANY A CREATURE DEPLORABLE, AND AT LEAST MOST OF THEM HAVE THE GOOD ENOUGH INTUITION TO KILL THEMSELVES WHEN THEY BECOME AWARE OF THE FACT THEY ARE FUCKING POINTLESS
DESPITE ALL THREE OF YOUR FUCKING POINTS, YOU ARE AS POINTLESS AS A FUCKING SPHERE YOU EMERALD RETARD
>>6977856
I HATE EVERYTHING THE MOST. AT THIS POINT THERE IS NO OTHER EMOTION THEN BLIND RAGE THAT OVERTAKES EVERY SINGLE ACTION. MY KEYBOARD IS MADE OF MAGICKALLY-ENCRUSTED MYTHRIL TO ENSURE I DON'T SHATTER MY FUCKING KEYS FROM SMASHING ON THEM TOO HARD OUT OF THE INFINITE POOL OF UNSTOPPABLE FUCKING FURY I POSSESS, YOU FUCKING TOWN BICYCLE.
>>6977858
YOU NEED TO GO TO THE FUCKING GLUE FACTORY

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>>6977877
It just keeps getting spicier and spicier with every post!
My reading-pussy's being messed up by your huge, loud wordcock!
...Harder! I-I need it deeper in my thinking-voice!

>>6977889
YOUR ACTIONS DO NOT PHASE ME, CREATURE OF THE DARKEST HELL PITS OF THE VOID. YOU MAY PRETEND AND FAWN OVER THE TROOPS OF LIGHT, THE ARMIES OF MAN, THE BEASTS OF THE UNDERWORLD, BUT IN REALITY I KNOW THE TRUTH. YOU ARE SCARED OF THE COMBINED MIGHT OF THOSE WHO WOULD CRUSH YOU. WITH WISH TO BEG AND PLEAD FOR MERCY, TO PRETEND ARROGANCE AND HAUGHTINESS IN THE FACE OF ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION TO SOW THE SEEDS OF FEAR, BUT NOT ON THIS DAY, NOT IN MY PRESENCE. I WILL DECIMATE YOU UNTIL YOUR MERE THOUGHT BRINGS NOTHING BUT THE FEELING OF THUNDER CRASHING DOWN AROUND, AND THAT YOUR VISAGE BECOMES THE NEWEST OF HORROR STORIES FOR CHILDREN SPEAKING WITH FLASHLIGHTS AROUND A FIRE
DEUS VULT

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>>6977877
Custom-built and everything? Must have been pretty expensive.

Anyway, I'll leave you to your thousand-sun burning rage and go back to gobbling wieners.

Have a good one, Blackula.