HG THREAD BROUGHT YOU BY YOUR FAVORITE SON OF A BITCH
MANY KEKS WERE HAD
MANY TEARS WERE SHED
MANY RIGS WERE USED
RIGGINSMANIA 40TH FUCKING ENDS HERE AND HOLY SHIT
>>6973326
R I G G E D
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS
>>6973339
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IBUKI!
>>6973317
rigged
>>6973317
At least it was someone who deserved it.
Congrats, dude! Thanks for hosting!
>>6973346
Good going Jojojojo. Thank you for the game too.
>>6973339
>Rubs tiny tits
>>6973346
SONO CHI NO SADAME! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!
>>6973317
>JoJo takes the orb and holds it up with his uninjured hand, displaying it for all to see.
I think I managed to conquer this...thing!
>Jo looks around.
...guys? Where did everyone go?
>>6973346
Congratulations, Jojo. Thank you for hosting, Seth.
>>6973360
What's up with your filenames?
>>6973281
>>6973362
>confused, she stares intensely at the pencil waiting for it to finish the drawing
>when it's done, she takes a look at the result
Woow...that is...actually not as scary as I thought it would be? Huh.
You think I could get one of those too? A stand?
>>6973317
>>6973346
Maybe it's better I didn't join...so many people died.
Thank you...anyway.
>>6973350
Ibuki made sure to plug her ears. She has no time for negativity.
>>6973346
Congratulations, Mr. Jostar!
>>6973361
That'll be three (You)s!
>>6973365
>>6973317
Stupid sexy hunter distracted me with his body...
Hmmpf. Congrats.
>>6973380
Yes, if you aren't born with one, you just need to get hit or stabbed by the Stand Arrow like I did back when. I don't think Jotaro will let me use it on you.
>>6973376
It's a mysteryyy. Or I just forgot.
I can't feel my damn jaw anymore.
What a freakin' ride. Came so close from the heist of the century.
Thanks for keeping YA BOI company and see you next time on the HGHD channel for another episode of RIGGINSMANIA !
>>6973388
Some pink haired mechanic told me to give you 10 (You)'s and this piece of paper with his address on it.
>>6973409
If it's Rigginsmania why haven't you rigged me a win yet?
ee-bu-ky
>>6973346
Congrats!
>>6973409
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6973403
S...Stabbed, you say?
>gulps
I think I change my mind...it sounds like a painful procedure.
>>6973409
Thanks for hosting! And congrats to the winner!
>>6973409
Thaaaanks.
...I deserved the win more!
>>6973409
Thanks for hosting Seth.
YOU GUYS
DANGAN RONPA IS EPIC!
WHOS WITH ME?!
>>6973409
>Thanking you for hosting isn't enough to give kind you for making this happen. I am blasting my headphones to Sono Chi No Sadame. Thank you for making my night Seth
>>6973413
A-Ah~
A-Anon, th-that's g-going to be
>Ibuki's quickly puts her hand over her mouth to muffle what would have been a loud moan
F-Five more (you)s...
>>6973440
lol no
dangan ronpa is fUCKING AWESOME
>>6973427
I can have Josuke heal you up. It's worth the pain. You can just get hit in the arm or leg and it will work.
>>6973429
That's not our hg thread tho
>>6973447
Greedy little shit.
>>6973460
>pic
No, you don't.
POST YFW DANGAN RONPA!
>>6973428
>Pets the little vampire.
>>6973376
>honestly though the names in the filenames are scientific names for purple colored flowers.
>Ranging from the lilac to the bittersweet nightshade (Iris)
>>6973487
Don't forget to break your cycles of guilt HG
>>6973487
>
>>6973495
>tfw no thanks
>>6973496
Thanks, Pururut.
>Kissu
>>6973346
Is this a jojo reference?
>>6973495
It wasn't warm, it was grumpy, grumpy!
>>6973493
Hmmmmpf!
>>6973487
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1kNvDkdYM
>>6973487
>>6973496
When did you join hg?
>>6973487
>>6973460
>>6973475
You really think it's worth it? I mean...I COULD use some cool powers in a place like this. But then again there's always the possibility of me dying or something else going horribly wrong. I'll have to think about it.
Would your friend really be up for that?
>Wakes up next to a burning bush.
Ahh.... Good morni-
Wait, this isn't the morning at all! I must have overslept! How did that happen? Oh right right, that boulder crushed my alarm clock last night, I remember! I guess I'll have to by a new one when I get back home! Whenever THAT is.
>>6973531
Did I do something wrong?
>>6973513
Your welcooome.
>>6973487
>>6973409
Thanks for the smackdown.
>>6973554
No, just asking.
>>6973512
pretty sure he only thanked people who congratulated him dude
>>6973522
Just accept it.
I want to feed Lum sweets.
>>6973487
Dungeon grandpa?
I want to cum on lums tum
>>6973580
uncle grandpa
>>6973538
His stand was able to turn a boy who after a second of being exploded into dust back to normal. You think he can't do it now? The only drawback is he can't heal himself. Tell me about yourself and I might be able to come up with a stand power for you
>>6973548
God is telling you something kid. Talk to that bush.
>>6973522
And that is correct, but what emotion is more heated than anger?
>>6973512
I can't believe the gall of me to forget my new friend!
>Jonathan hugs Okuyasu and pats him on the back.
Thank you for cheering me on good Sir!
>>6973487
>YFW the new dango avas will come in on the 12th
>>6973580
dangly romps?
>>6973591
>>6973590
Such a nice guy too! I always believed in you dude. Is this your first game?
>>6973487
What is that exactly? Sounds like a Mexican dance. Darn, the one time I didn't bring my sombrero!
>>6973589
Huh? Nah, that's just my jinx.
Although, I HAVE been pelted with locusts and frogs before... Hmm...
>>6973590
You cheated, you cheated! You only won because you distracted me!
>>6973591
The circlejerk will die pretty quickly.
>>6973575
I'm old enough to feed myself you know!
>>6973583
>electrocutes
>>6973487
>Dangan dangos will save HG
>>6973591
I'm going to nigger one of them so hard.
>>6973611
Then talk to the bush dude!
>>6973589
Myself? Uhhh...there isn't much to me. I like writing and talking and being analytical...there's always an explanation for everything, you know? And I'm kinda bad at teamwork. Oh! And I like dogs. Specially corgis.
But most of all, I've developed a deep burning hatred for trains.
>>6973593
>doggone ronpaul?
>>6973566
>2 months ago I think.
>>6973652
But there isn't a single loli among them, Kamina.
>>6973652
Why not take the actual nigger?
>>6973658
Dangly Rope?
>>6973591
لماذا ترجمة هذا
>>6973684
Danger Roomba?
>>6973591
>>6973658
So you are...smart with numbers and you are scared of trains... You have any thing special about you?
>>6973659
Welcome to hg. Hope you enjoy your stay and don't take anything too seriously.
>>6973657
Alright....
>Turns over to the bush.
Hellooooo?
>Turns back over to him.
It didn't say anything, what now?
>>6973658
You hate trains too? What a coincidence!
>>6973695
>
>>6973718
Kneel down and pray or something. I am just as unsure as you.
>>6973719
لأي سبب؟
>>6973705
H-Hey, I'm not afraid of trains! I just really, REALLY don't like them. More specifically, the one I was stuck in earlier.
>>6973718
Yeah, being stuck in one were reality is warped and nothing makes sense can really ruin your opinion on them.
>>6973734
Alright...
>He kneels down and prays.
Goooood? You there?
Nope, looks like he just left the call up.
Or, it's just my jinx.
>>6973712
I won't but why do you tell me this now?
It's time to get tough, HG.
>>6973765
Oh, hmm. Tell me what you wanna be when you grow up or what your passion is.
>>6973766
Maybe both. I still don't understand how you have this happen.
>>6973765
Yeah, and one getting off it's tracks and nearly killing your sister can really ruins your opinions on them.
Then again, people's lives being in serious danger is a fairly common occurrence for me. Anywho, name's Milo, nice to meet you! Who are you?
>>6973789
I'm trying my beeest...
>>6973789
I'm tough!
>Smolgore attempt to flex his biceps
>He appears to have none, but that doesn't stop him from trying.
>Plutia will never make you a doll of your favourite Nep
>>6973789
I'm friends with the son of Satan, that's tough enough.
>>6973789
I-I'll just try being tough tomorrow...or the day after tomorrow.
>>6973816
Who do you want a doll of?
>>6973797
It's just a jinx, not really that complicated.
>>6973789
>>6973832
D-don't tell anyone. But I'd like a Noire Nepdoll.
>want to pick up a boat but realize I'll be shat on after the effort of making a folder
>>6973850
You pretty much just told everybody but I can make on later if that's ok.
>>6973854
And? Unless you are a generic Ta-Class tier boat, nobody would honestly give half a fuck.
>>6973854
I can shit on you even before that.
Fucking cancerous shipgirl circlejerker, I hope you fucking die.
>>6973797
I...I don't know. I've never really thought about it. A writer, maybe? Or something that has to do with animals?
>>6973805
I hear you. A lot of weird things have been happening around me lately as well.
I'm Tulip. Nice to meet you, Milo.
>she extends her hand
>>6973854
Just do it, you pussy ass.
>>6973867
Muscle isn't everything. The greatest weapon any man can possess is their mind.
>>6973867
B-But I can't...I don't have the motivation to w-work out or to move around...
>>6973867
>Smolgore flexes even harder.
>He starts to shake and pant from all the effort he is putting it.
>>6973854
If I got away with it so you can my boi.
>>6973607
No, but it is my first victory!
I'm glad to have had your faith.
>>6973613
Cheated? I would never! How exactly did I manage to do that?
>>6973868
O-okay. Please give it lots of love!
>>6973899
Shutup Dandu
>>6973867
Sure I could, but...how?
>>6973897
Can you really? kek
>>6973907
Do you want her to where one of her dress up outfits?
>>6973789
Nothing says tough like an industrial-grade helmet!
>>6973879
That's a nice name.
>He shakes her hand.
Oh and, you might wanna move just a BIIIITTTTT to the left. About.... Three, no! Four steps. And don't ask questions I don't know how much longer it might hold.
>>6973906
You distracted me by getting naked!
>>6973899
post tits
>>6973926
J-Just pick whatever you think looks cute on her, Pururut!
>>6973867
Tougher for what? I'm just a teen exorcists, you're gonna trigger the apocalypse or something?
>>6973926
>wear
>I need to start spell checking more
>>6973915
You should ask You.
>>6973879
Look. Sorry but I have to go to bed now. Been way past my time
>>6973935
I'll get right on that.
>falls asleep with a pair of scissors in one hand and a sewing needle in the other
>>6973954
Oh...is this a thing now? She kills me once and everyone acts like she's the toughest thing ever. I'm getting sick of this.
>>6973929
Thanks. My parents chose it for me.
Huh? Oh...uhh okay.
>she lets go of his hand and moves to the left
Like this?
>>6973972
That's alright. See you around...?
>>6973992
GET SWOLE
>TAKES STEROIDS
S W O L E
>>6973992
>fans feverishly
All I due time. All in due time.
>>6973992
>grabs the anon by his shirt and pulls him closer
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!?
>>6973992
B-But I can't really prove how tough I'm, if I'm n-not tough at all...right? Or you want me to prove that I'm not tough..?
That just sounds like a w-waste of time...Sorry...
>>6973992
>Smolgore flexes as hard as he can.
>He passes out from all the exertion and lies on the ground motionless.
>>6973983
She looks tougher than you
>>6974003
I want to see you do that to Chibikko then remove her clothing
>>6973854
Things are not so bad, tovarish.
>>6973931
That...doesn't sound right. I only got naked entering the "Onsen" or whatever the bath was called...those establishments are separated by gender, am I wrong?
>>6973992
And I've got to prove it to you, some random nobody, because...? Enduring one of these stupid games should be enough.
I miss ___
>>6973986
Just like that.
>A tree falls right were you were standing. Then it get's struck by lightning and bursts into flames, THEN a swarm on angry bees flies around. Finally, a satellite crashes on top of it all.
Oh, yeah, I should mention, I'm jinked.
>>6973992
I beat up a shark once! And I was in the Polar Bear exhibit while it happened!
>>6974049
Matoi
>>6974044
N-Nothing is g-good enough when it comes to being tough..? I kinda like that...Fuhi...
>>6974044
SWOLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dies
>>6974049
Booce.
>>6974019
You say that, but I'm not fully convinced. She got lucky and struck me when my back was turned. If we duked it out for real I'm positive I could win.
>>6974021
Wh-what're you saying!? I'd never do that to Chibikko, or any girl for that matter! It's rude and...perverted...
>>6974044
I don't understand how much further you want me to go.
>>6974026
Best boat class.
>>6974043
IT WASN'T! It wasn't!
>Very agitated flapping ensues.
>>6974074
But you will marry her some day and strip her clothes off by force because you won't be able to control yuourself
>>6974082
Black panties
>>6974046
A baby can do it and probably win.
I'm not seeing your point.
>>6974051
You're saying words, not proving it. Are you tough, or are you lying?
>>6974062
Soon, it won't, because we will be working on this. One pushup every day.
>>6974070
You're gonna make it, brah. Rest in peace.
>>6974074
Prove to me how tough you are.
Grabbing my shirt is just violence.
>>6974083
your ship is shit, anon
>>6974096
Otto x Chibbiko x You x Tioblnishia x Anon
>>6974049
Revy
>>6974083
...
Th-that's not how this works. All I want to do is touch her eyebrows...
>>6974093
How else do you want me to prove it to you aside from aggressiveness? There's nothing here that I could life, and using mana would be cheating,
>>6974093
O-One? Isn't that a little too much..?
>>6974093
Just look at burning tree with angry bees and satellite scraps! I didn't even flinch from it! Doesn't that make me tough?
>>6974103
oh well fuck now that i'm involved i love this ship
>>6974107
And her bush...if she has one
>>6974051
Aahh! What in the world? How...
>she scratches her head, visibly puzzled
...Luck isn't real. And you knew it was going to happen...so how did you do it?
You're not trying to prank me, are you? Because that's a really bad way to introduce yourself to someone new if you ask me.
>>6974119
We all are
>>6974049
Revy.
>>6974119
>>6974136
>>6974103
I can't possibly love all those people! I only want one person. It would make it a lot easier for me since I'm the man of this boat.
>>6974127
I already said her eyebrows, and I know she has them. I've touched them before.
Alright. earlier wasn't very uhhhn profitable, so let's try again.
>Holds my hands out
You wanna hand me all your money and materia, HG? That way it'll save me the trouble of stealing it myself.
>>6974092
Be quiet!
>>6974163
Hmpf. My candy offer's expired now, it has....
>>6974128
But I am jinked! Ever since I was born!
Here, I'll explain; Ever heard of Murphy's law?
>>6974151
Well, I saw it fall from a beaver knowing on it. I didn't see the lightning, bees, or satellite till it fell over though.
>>6974163
Another wannabe thief?
>>6974154
We dont deserve good things.
>>6974144
Oh, did the (You)s get fixed?
>>6974151
H-How about I do one pushup every year...s-so that way I won't overdo it...I think that sounds right.
>>6974082
Oh?
I apologize then Little Miss for exposing myself to you. I was just following the custom of those around me.
>>6974151
Why...h-how will that prove anything? It'll only prove that I can stomach sour things, and I believe anyone can do that if they put their mind to it.
>>6974163
Are you the one that stole things from my wagon when I was asleep?
>>6974159
No man. Her bush.
>>6974184
yes
Post avas you are working on
>>6974186
Hmpf! Just because I'm small doesn't mean I'm young, silly human! You got lucky, you got lucky...!
>>6974198
all of them
>>6974189
Chibikko's a land owner? I wonder what she does to get that much money! Hehe, maybe she'll give some of that to me if I persuade her?
>>6974163
I only have five dollars, and I don't know what Materia is. Sorry.
>>6974198
>>6974176
Then you're not tough, because you saw it coming and anticipated it.
Being tough means taking what life throws at you, no matter how unexpected it is.
>>6974185
Too little.
Two per month. That means you will do 24 per year, and that is more than enough.
>>6974187
Are you telling me you can't do it?
What looks like corn cake?
>>6974198
>>6974198
>>6974198
>>6974228
Candy corn?
>>6974224
I've never tried before, so I can't say for sure if I could or not. I don't see how it could be difficult.
>>6974171
Well..ok. Thanks anyways.
>pickpockets you as you walk off
>>6974175
Well..mm..Alright. Guess i'll just stand behind you not having any candy. cough cough.
>snags a piece from your back pocket when you're not lookin
>>6974178
>Thief
I'm asking you directly. How does that make me a thief?
>>6974187
Uhh...Is this yours?
>shows you a bunch of random junk and change I took from people's pockets
If not then no I'm not.
>>6974093
Yet that doesn't make this place any less tasking and exhausting. You expect me to do even more? Fuck that.
>>6974176
Yeah...anything that can go wrong will go wrong, right?
It seems like you subsconsciously take it to an extreme though...
>>6974198
>>6974198
>>6974224
D-Do I really have to do it..? I-I mean I don't have the motivation to do anything like that...S-So I don't see a point to it...
I could spend that time with my friends...the mushrooms.
>>6974237
>snrk
Looking forward to it.
>>6974245
>She has no pockets.
Nice try, nice try~.
>>6974252
>pets
>>6974243
Your face.
>pushes you down a flight of stairs
>>6974198
>>6974224
But unexpected things happening around me is my entire life! I've just had to deal with it for so long that I'm prepared for almost anything!
>>6974250
Yeah...
I'll let you guess what my last name is.
>>6974245
>Otto digs through the pile of junk, noticing most of it has been from his wagon. Without thinking he jolts up towards the thief and grabs her by the collar of her shirt
You did steal this stuff! I demand you give me what's mine right now, or so help me I'll make it so you'll never steal ever again!
>>6974198
>>6974198
This thing
>>6974203
I completely agree miss!
I apologize for it. I cannot stand for dishonest tactics and to be a hypocrite is egregious of me.Please allow me to make it up to you.
>>6974267
where the shit did I get this?
>snags another one from ya
And this one?
>>6974218
Gimme.
>Extends my hand expecting you to just hand over that dosh
>>6974286
H-hey! Get your hands off me!
>slaps your hand away from my collar
If I stole from you, i'd be rubbing it in your face!
>>6974019
>>6974074
Hey! I did win that fair and square. I don't see why we would fight again when there's no reason for us to fight.
Even though...both you and the supporters in the croud do seem to want a fight to happen...
>a nervous smile appears on her face
>>6974198
>I don't know if I should considering how many Jojo avas that are planning to be picked up
>>6974245
You said, "That way it'll save me the trouble of stealing it myself." Pretty sure stealing is one of the many things a thief does.
>>6974198
This one counts too, since she's not done yet
>>6974198
>>6974198
>>6974310
W-Well if I think about it...I-I can try to do that, for the sake of my friends...Fuhihi...
But don't expect much from me...
>>6974305
...What's your point? I'm not stealing right now am I? ..I mean..I just did, but like..i'm not doing it RIGHT now. right?
>>6974198
>>6974198
>>6974317
die
>>6974198
>>6974330
>Kim
>the bitch from seconds
Can I ship with both? It'd be rad as fuck.
>>6974285
.....................................................................Murphy?
>>6974198
Not really an ava but I'm working on killing myself
>>6974198
>>6974325
All I expect is you to do two pushups every months. Maybe more if you want to.
For your friends.
>>6974300
>he gets his hand slapped away, but goes in to grab her once more
You're doing it right now by showing me everything you've stolen! Do you have any idea how hard it has been being a merchant with nothing to sell!? It's hell, and I can't afford the usual alcohol anymore! Either pay for everything you took or give it back to me!
>>6974301
You!? Wh-why're you taking that man's words seriously!? There's no reason for us to fight right now! Either way I'll be looked at as a freak for putting you into a comatose state!
>>6974310
It...shouldn't be that hard. Do you have a lemon with you right now?
>>6974252
Your going to play a pair of gloves..?
>>6974198
.
>>6974361
Don't make me flash you again, Kaito-kun! You know these gloves belong to the one and only Hagakure Tooru!
>>6974300
Alright alright, but you might regret this.
Just be careful when having this around.
>Hands you the five dollar bill that could very easily be cursed.
>>6974310
Well, yeah. I wouldn't be standing here right now if I didn't.
>>6974342
Nope, Yankovic.
Of course it's Murphy! And not just any Murphy! "The" Murphy! As in; "Andrew A Murphy" Murphy!
>>6974352
M-More? N-No thanks...it'll be a miracle if I manage two...But it'll be a nice thing to have something other than w-work in my schedule...
>>6974338
>it'll be a while until i bring them out, but we'll see
>>6974198
>>6974271
fuck
>falls down the stairs forever
Now post avas and rate
>>6974379
(Edward A Murphy I mean. Damn I am awful at names.)
>>6974330
I want to hug that canadian girl.
>>6974358
Quit tounchin' me! I'll give you some change
>hands you a few random coins
There! Now leave me and my stolen shit be.
>>6974379
>spends it immediately on some materia
>the vendor himself dies instantly from the cursed money
Whoa....Good thing that wasn't me...
>>6974358
You might be right...but I don't think you'll be able to put me in a comatose state!
I mean, how do you even plan on doing that? You told me that You's muscles were well...bigger than yours, that'd make it quite hard for you to win!
>He walks in a closes the door to the other thread behind him.
Thanks again for the directions!
...
There's more people in here, right?
>>6974379
What? Really? You're related to him?
Does that mean your whole family is jinxed or something?
>>6974378
They do? Those gloves look pretty average though.. Oh, but I got that upgrade, it was weird explaining it to my creators.
>>6974296
Hmmm...how about I holy you to that, huh~? I have something to do now anyways. Buh-bye...hunter.
>>6974300
>Neither you nor her have any idea where you got it from.
>Especially since she just vanished in to a cloud of mist.
>>6974402
Shiitake-kun deserves a 11/10...Fuhi...
>>6974409
O-Okay! But don't be too surprised if I fail to do it...b-but I'll try...maybe...I don't know yet.
>>6974409
You're going to squeeze them in my eye?
>>6974411
>Otto counts the coins that was given to him. Not only that but he bites them to make sure they're real.
These coins...they aren't real, are they? Listen up good ma'am, I don't want to hurt you, but I will if you don't give me at least 200 gold coins for my stolen stuff.
>>6974414
Your muscle aren't bigger than mine! If you insist on this happening then we've got no choice but to fight!
>Otto takes a battle stance
Bring it on, You! I'll prove to you that I'm stronger than you!
>>6974402
>>6974402
>Here.
>>6974409
C'mon, that's nothing! Try avalanches, alien abductions, polar bear attacks, llama attacks, floods, and more!
>>6974411
That was close!
>>6974416
>>6974416
Yep!
>>6974417
Everyone on my dad's side that is.
>>6974421
>she takes her gloves off, presenting herself in all her glory before Kaito
I warned you!
>>6974402
>>6974427
...I don't remember taking drugs, but i'm sure as hell i'm tripping.....
>>6974449
>gives you 1 gold coin, a sock, a random harmonica I found in someone else's pocket, and a chocobo talon
There ya go fella, 200 gold coins or something or equal or greater value~
>>6974453
The hell....here did you even get that and why would it be cursed?
>>6974402
>Constructive criticism is highly appreciated.
>>6974460
>>6974476
>something or equal
something OF equal*
>>6974402
>Kinda wanting to pick up a priestess or something.
>>6974402
>>6974402
(The only one.)
>>6974327
No, but is stealing the only way you make some money?
>>6974459
There isn't? Then I guess I'll just-
>>6974453
>He catches sight of Milo just before he leaves.
Wait a minute...that's not right at all! There isn't supposed to be people here, the other guy said so!
>>6974478
Zer0/10
>>6974466
You need to arrpeh more
>>6974450
Smile for me.
>>6974503
I don't.
>>6974475
Yeah, you just got to be optimistic when a lot of horrible stuff happens to you.
>>6974476
Because I'M cursed!
>>6974498
I guess he was lying?
>>6974475
T-That's right...It's for my friends, so I have to do my best, and I can't let anything stop me...
E-Even if I don't feel motivated, or my fingers start to bleed...o-or I die while doing it...
>>6974500
>>6974460
... You know it's Winter, right? My eyes say you're getting cold, so you should probably put something on.
>>6974453
Man, that sucks...you must also have a lot of luck to counter all that bad luck though, I mean, you're still alive, aren't you? And this is all assuming luck or Murphy's law or whatever really is the force behind all of this.
>>6974466
>>6974449
>You takes on a position in which she can dance
Alright! I'm ready. Try and hit me, I'll make sure to dodge each and every last one of your hits! I'll prove that I'm also a bit more agile than you are.
Yousoro! I'm not going down without a fight, y'know?
>>6974515
I dunno...
>He squints his eyes and looks Milo up and down.
How can I be sure that I can trust you? Hmm?
>>6974530
Ain't that the bitch from infinity train? Can I ship with her?...
>>6974536
WHAT?!
IMPOSTER!
>>6974495
Ditch everyone cept Grimes
>>6974507
>>6974475
That's exactly what I thought was going to happen. In that case, I'm ready.
>>6974476
>he takes the gold coin and throws the rest back at her.
Ur dona.
>all of a sudden the ground begins moving, forming a rocky dome, encasing the thief and Otto
If you aren't going to give me what I want, then I guess I'll have to take it myself. Luckily the others won't see this. I wouldn't want them getting disgusted.
>>6974547
WHAT?!
HOW CAN THIS BE?!
>>6974541
>no
>>6974556
>Pets
>>6974526
It's very cold indeed, but I can't stop until you admit I'm a full grown girl and not just a pair of gloves!
>she clutches onto Kaito's back
Notice me!
>>6974530
Nah, I'm just really prepared!
You have to be so survive the things I have to got through!
But enough about me, what about you?
>>6974538
Should you? I mean, you did just meet me after all.
>>6974540
I guess so? I just feel like it's a waste of time. I find it helps the other people I might as well. If I look happy, they're more likely to not freak out every second.
>>6974564
>>6974557
>the dome suddenly crumbles and the earth stops responding to you
I've got materia too, yo. You ain't doin shit to me.
>>6974497
Mm. It's easier than getting an actual job....
>>6974515
What all your possessions are cursed too? Tell who ever cursed you to fuck off.
>>6974570
What kinds of demands are those?! G-get off!
>Kaito starts shaking violently trying to shake her off.
I don't have eyes in the back of my head so I can't tell what's pressing against me..
>>6974537
>instead of hitting her, Otto swoops in to get her into a headlock
Forgive me, but crucial times call for crucial actions! It's time to go to sleep, You!
>Otto begins applying pressure on the headlock
>>6974579
>Otto panics and looks around as the dome crumbles
Wh-what was that!? This shouldn't be possible unless...
>Otto looks back at the thief
You're a user as well?
>>>6974590
>Otto takes the unpeel lemon
Here goes...
>he bites into it, taking off a bigger piece than intended and starts chewing
Oh...oh my. It's definitely bitter, and-
>the amount of sour he took in turns his face into a more twisted one
I-It's burning my taste buds!
>>6974198
>>6974571
Should I? I don't know. Should you trust me?!
>He gets in closer.
But that's the sort of questions I'm here to answer. Why should I trust you?
>>6974571
I guess that makes sense...
Me? Uhh...well, I don't know if there's anything noteworthy about me. Except for this stupid number on my hand...which I can't seem to get rid of.
>>6974598
>she clutches on for her life, swaying and swinging along with his body
Not until you recognize me as a person! It shouldn't be that hard since you're feeling me right now!
>>6974614
>Deathmatch simulator
>Everyone just fags qt anime lolis that would never have any reason IC to be there
I'll never understand this
>>6974613
This is what it means to be tough.
If you manage to finish, maybe I can consider you tough. Use this test in the future.
>Booming footsteps can be heard as a certain giantess finds her way back to the arena and looks for a nice, secluded spot to sit as she usually does. She talks to herself for a moment.
Been a while since I've been here. I wonder what's changed?
>She sighs and lays back, but not before making sure there's nothing in the way. Then she just stares up at the sky hoping to pass the time.
>>6974637
>Tons of good porn out there
>You are attracted to fatfurdiapermessyscatponyhorsefucker
>>6974637
No one understands it. It just kinda happens and I'm just like "Ok, I can roll with this."
>>6974636
>all in time
>>6974642
I don't wanna be that gal, but.....Your outfit is riding up your ass and your left cheek is just hangin out..you might wanna fix it..
>>6974613
Nah, man. I got loads of materia. I've got all elements at my disposal. uhh restore....Heal....master summon.....Just the ones I thought would be useful. The rest are in an undisclosed location.
>>6974650
What did you mean by this?
>>6974637
Then the only types of characters that would b here are edgelords.
Personally, the excuses my characters have are: looking for a loved one, fell into a fucking wormhole or something, and bounty hunter.
>>6974650
>implying hunger games is for porn
This, is cancer.
>>6974666
Ship with me!
>>6974642
>He stands there, looking up to the beast in awe. Of course, you couldn't tell that by his "face"
Uhm...excuse me miss, are you lost?
This is literally becoming another shitposting cancer episode.
>>6974590
Maybe I'll try it, who knows? It might be fun!
>>6974621
Well... Why WOULD I lie to you? I don't really have a reason too!
>>6974632
Huh... Looks pretty important. Enough to warrant an entire series over!
>Looks into the "camera" and gives a wink before looking back at you.
>>6974579
That would be my great great great grandpa.
He was born with the curse, and it's been in my bloodline for generations.
>>6974633
Gah!
>Kaito throws off his coat in an attempt to shake her off.
J-just wear that..!
>He seems a little worked up from all of this, his breath is practically making clouds.
Ugh.. Good thing I don't get cold..
>>6974640
>Otto resists swallowing the lemon for a while, but eventually chews enough of it to swallow
My teeth feel brittle now...can I finish this later, or do I have to do it all right in front of you?
>>6974642
>Otto looks up in amazement at the woman
I don't think I'll ever have anything for sale for you, ma'am. Sorry.
>>6974667
>a defeated Otto walks up to you with teary eyes and slumps and hand onto your shoulder
Please ma'am, I can't afford to be this poor forever. I need my stuff back. Find it in your heart to do the right thing...
>>6974683
A neverending marathon, Anon.
>>6974613
>You dances out of the headlock and makes a twirl as she releases herself from the grasp
You know this won't end well, right? I'm like the ocean, like a breeze and you should know that you can't just capture the ocean breeze that easily.
It's silly to fight like this anyway!
>>6974637
Because they are the easiest avas to play.
>>6974674
W-wait till I finish the folder
>>6974705
Love can't wait!
>>6974686
>she slips off when he takes his jack off. You can see the imprint she makes while on the jacket
Hah! I have you bested now, Kaito-kun! You're not getting your coat back until you apologize for being so rude to me!
>>6974637
>Implying it hasn't been stated before that the games are in some crazy dimension where anyone and anything and come in whether by accident or on purpose
Only like 10-20 avas here at max have a solid to come here purposefully IC
>>6974642
>As the Wanderer returns to the fighting arena, she spots a rather large up ahead. The weasel gets out from her clothes, and gets on top of her right shoulder.
>"Whoa there Missy, I don't think... we've encountered someone as large as you."
Before you ask... we haven't.
>>6974712
So are you just avafagging the embodiment of eruna or
>>6974579
>Sakuya lets out a sigh.
Let me give you one warning. Don't steal from me. I can't tell you to stop since that's basically the way you make a living, but I would prefer if you didn't take things that belong to me.
>>6974715
That's still 10 to 20 more avas than next door.
>>6974402
I don't need to hear it from someone else. I know I'm a failure.
>>6974715
My purpose is obvious
>>6974684
Or DO you? Maybe you want to convince me that there's other people here so I'll stay forever when there really isn't!
>He says as at least 6 other people are just going around doing their thing.
>>6974684
Important? I mean...maybe? Numbers are quantitative, right? So it definitely has to represent something, I just don't know what that is...
Why does nobody even rate each other in a post avas and rate
Wtf
>>6974729
You're MY failure, babe~
>Kissus
>>6974729
I didn't die for this you cuck.
>>6974742
Because they've been done 100+ times at this point
Nothing new ever gets said
>>6974696
You're right! I think there needs to be a different approach to this.
>Otto grabs You's sides and lifts her up flawlessly
If you won't stay down from that, then...!
>Otto throws you a few feet away from him
So long, You!
>>6974700
>Otto winces a bit, but goes in for another bite. This time the bite is much smaller than before.
Wh-what am I even gonna gain from this...
Take a movie title and change the vowels
Post results
>>6974770
Die Hard becomes
Dio Herd
>>6974764
Bragging rights and being officially called tough.
Don't give up now. I think you can do it.
>>6974748
>Brushing her off, he checked his pockets
...Cough it up. What did you take?
>>6974755
Z...Zack...?
>>6974780
Is that a jojo reference
>>6974770
>So7on
>>6974734
That a bad thing?
>>6974770
Boo Mavee
it's like bee movie but every time a ghost appears on screen it gets faster and more autistic
>>6974714
Being rude..?! You jumped on me! Naked for that matter! Plus I can see you now with these eyes, and that adds a whole other level of weird!
>He sighs, but it really just comes out as a thick plume of mist that sort of obscures his face.
J-just put that on and don't freeze.. Also I know you're not just gloves! I wouldn't talk to a floating pair of gloves. B-because they wouldn't talk back probably.
>>6974790
(Forgot Pic)
>>6974791
I dunno, why don't you get in here and see for yourself?~
>>6974770
Django Unchained becomes
Djinge Incheanod
>>6974725
I just want to ship with all of the cute girls.
>>6974667
....Hmm?
>The giant woman lazily adjusts her outfit without checking to see if you were even being truthful. It's as tight as it looks.
Thanks, I guess?
>>6974681
>The giant's gaze rolls over to meet the new voice.
Ahaha, no. I've been here before. Several times actually.
I've never met anyone like you before though. Not even where I come from...
>She stares in silence for a moment, before asking...
...What are you?
>>6974687
>She turns her head away from the clouds.
Ah... Don't worry about that. It's okay.
I probably wouldn't have any need for your things anyways.
>>6974720
>The giantess sits up to get a good look at the two voices she heard come from nearby.
There's a first time for everything, right?
>>6974742
B-But I did rate Shiitake-kun...Isn't that enough?
Post sources you want avas from.
>>6974764
>she lands on her feet with elegance and twirls around yet again
If you wanted to make this a dance, you should've just said so Otto.
I honestly don't mind dancing that much, y'know? Yousoro! I'm actually enjoying this, it's almost as if we're on-stage again.
>>6974805
that's pretty sad breh
>>6974794
If you enjoy that kind of cancer no
>>6974814
How about I post my fist on your face if you don't stop with these requests
>>6974791
>>6974802
Just in time to see you get cucked again.
>>6974814
Dangan Ronpa
Hyperdimension Neptunia
>>6974802
cancer
>>6974814
Stranger Things
Doctor Who
Dragon Ball Super
Kids Next Door
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Animaniacs
Crash
Xenoblade
>>6974814
>>6974826
What makes it cancer?
>>6974805
Vert?
>>6974790
You've got guts, kid. I can respect that.
I can make an exception for now. You're tough.
>>6974814
Cowboy Bebop
Strike Witches
Ghost in the Shell
Stella c3
Girls und Panzer
Gundam 08th MS team
Blood+
>>6974808
>He pauses for a moment, clearly unsure how to answer
...I'm Emil. That's all you need to know.
>>6974814
>Borderlands, Payday, Star Wars, and of course, Undertale.
If you don't have a back story that you tell to people all the time you're c-a-n-c-e-r CANCER!
>>6974790
>>6974801
Careful, the fourth wall is barely holding itself up at this point.
Doctor Zone? That sounds oddly familiar...
>>6974845
>Stranger Things
>HOPPER/ELEVEN/DEMOGORGON AVAS WHEN
>>6974845
Tempt me to do neo cortex one more time I swear tog od i;ll fucking
>>6974802
....
>"Hey Asuka, do you think we're in the wrong place...?"
Doubt it, I think this girl might be a little... too aggressive.
>"And how."
>>6974808
>The weasel stares up to the giant woman with excitement in their eyes, as the Wanderer only looks at her with indifference.
>"And how! Oh! My name is Koppa, talking weasel!"
Don't go introducing me... My name is Asuka.
>"Holy moly, you actually introduce yourself!"
>>6974814
Kekkai Sensen.
Dark Souls.
>>6974786
>after swallowing the last piece he looks at the remains of the lemon
Mind over matter, mind over matter...
>Otto plops the rest of the lemon into his mouth. His face twists even more from the sour, bitter mixture, and tears begin rolling down his face from the intensity of the fruit. After moments of trouble and a ton of sweat, he swallows the lemon.
Gah...hah...I-I did it. I ate the lemon!
>>6974808
Of course you wouldn't. You're a big girl, after all. Big girls down need small items sold by normal sized merchants!
>>6974822
Wha-?
>Otto looks in amazement as she lands perfectly on her feet
What's going on here? A-Are you making fun of me!?
>Without waiting for a response he rushes in to punch You square in the jaw
>>6974858
Yuubari
>>6974871
I would rather not talk about it, anyway.
>>6974858
>strike witches
Are you serious?
>>6974847
The cringy writing. The circular kawaii uguu rp. The repetitive """""""""""conflicts""""""""""" and resolution. The lack of originality or anything special.
>>6974814
Star Wars
Marvel
DC
WH40K
Resident Evil
Mortal Kombat
Metroid
History
>>6974874
>Tempts you one more time.
>>6974858
>Strike Witches
>Girls und Panzer
Fuck off Kamina we won't feed your loli addiction.
>>6974814
Nier desu.
I'm surprised we don't have many avas from it, nearly every character in that game is prime ava material.
>>6974800
>she puts on Kaito's jacket and struts around
Thanks, Kaito-kun! You sure are a gentleman for not wanting me to freeze out here. If only more boys could be like you!
>>6974854
Yes
>>6974880
>claps
You've done it, my friend. You've officially eaten an entire lemon. I can officially call you tough.
Welcome to the club.
>>6974897
I see. This seems to be a problem affecting many people in this thread as you have pointed out. What are some solutions to fix this situation?
>>6974864
Well then, Emil...
>She slowly extends a finger and holds the massive digit in front of him.
...It's nice to meet you!
>>6974875
And my name's Diane.
It looks like you two have quite the history together.
>>6974880
There aren't any merchants in the Giant Clan anyways, so usually I end up foraging for myself. Our kind is banned from most Human cities, you see.
>Diane