/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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LAPIS BLOWS
>>6970745
Jasper is fat
Sapphire being forced to have a vibrator in her for a day when?
>>6970771
JASPER IS HOT
Gems should start a band
Jasper's squad had just gotten back from an important mission. They had succeeded with ease and have energy to spare.
Our Jasper feels cocky and begins to flirt with the entire squad. Soon, her bulky teammates become aroused by her lewd antics. Soon enough, they all flash off their uniforms and begin to touch themselves, their bodies becoming overeager. They then all at once focus their lust on Jasper.
>Jasper finds herself being mounted by her crew one by one. They're holding Jasper down by her limbs, two sucking on her huge tits and another two lapping at her soaked pussy and asshole.
>Jasper is drooling and moaning like a slut until another Jasper sits on her face, rubbing her pussy across Jasper's gem and lips
>jasper moans into the other's hot cunt, lapping and sucking at it
>They continue to work her over until our Jasper is nothing but a wet mess on the floor.
Jasper spends the night on the floor, blissful and sexually defeated. Her Diamond will never know...
What did /sug/ get for the holidays?
https://strawpoll.de/y73xw59
Polll
Post cute Steven
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6970826
>>6970835
>>6970826
do you want a cold
>because this is how you get colds
Do you think Lapis would spend all her time watching over Stevens gem if he poofed waiting for him to reform?
Jasper's b-day:
>The loud ear-piercing sound of metal relentlessly grinding against rock, of distant fear and agony-filled screams that echoed and bounced off cave-like walls. The faint smell of smoke and fire. Searing heat. Large chunks of molten rock crumbling on and around her, causing her to stumble on her feet and forcing her vision to blur.
>These are the first things the quartz's senses captured as she was broken free from the planet's crust.
>The freshly emerged gem was unable to gain a proper sense of her surroundings before loosing her footing, falling a few feet, and hitting down hard on her hands and knees.
>As the dust and debris started to clear, she began to lift herself up off the packed and solid ground she had fallen forward onto.
>By doing so, she suddenly became aware of how annoyingly heavy her form felt, but also was able to take notice of the power that quickly surged through her thick arms and thighs at the effort required to push and carry such weight. >The moment she regained her balance, she was filled with a yearning to reignite that surge of power she had just felt coursing through her muscles, to test the limits of the strength and abilities that came with them, to put them to use by breaking, crushing, destroying-
"Ah, a Jasper! And she appears to be the biggest one to emerge yet!"
>A shrill, nasally voice interrupted the orange gem from exploring her body's capabilities any further, and when the quartz shifted around to find the source she was met with the sight of a vibrant green bipedal being who stood upright, the same as she did, but owned much lankier limbs and a larger head in comparison to the rest of it's body.
>As the metal platform the green gem stood on descended, bringing it closer to where the much newer and more confused gem stood, she realized the gem was not just skinnier, but also much shorter than her, as the hulking quartz ended up having to tilt her head downwards in order to make eye-contact with it.
>>6970826
Do you think she feeds him her milk from her thick futa cock sometimes
>>6970951
I love it
Where do you live
>>6970867
"Finally now I am the tallest!
>>6970951
was that drawn by the ava's demon artist?
I've been away too long
>>6971081
Yes, you have.
[oops forgot to reply]
>>6970951
"I apologize Jasper but we don't have much time for greetings or tutorials today. I am a peridot, our purpose is to bring gems like you into this world and help set them on the right path towards serving their Diamonds and becoming productful members of gem-society. You are a quartz, your purpose is to devote your life to protecting Pink Diamond, her court, and her planet from a rebel group named the Crystal Gems. You are currently part of the last wave of soldiers who have been prematurely excavated from the beta kindergarten in order to stop an enemy raid from advancing any further into the heart of your Diamond's territory. There is no room or excuse for failure."
>She paused and gave Jasper a quick glance from head to toe.
"You've got to be one of the tallest quartzes I've ever seen, it's a miracle something like you was able to come out of a mess as big as this."
>she said while gesturing to the looming walls of the reddish dirt and minerals surrounding them.
"We're desperately going to need you to help turn the tide of this blasted war around, even more so than the other pathetic small-fries and worthless monstrosities that we've been having to dig out of this cloddy rock all day."
>The latter of Peridot's words seemed to be more directed at herself than anyone, but they still puzzled and intrigued Jasper, almost as much as the curious polygonal shape of the green gem's hair and the weird shiny tools that were attached to her uniform did.
This thread isn't /CUTE/ enough.
>>6971114
This is good.
How long is it?
am I the only one who wishes it were still possible for a single scientist with no funding to make world-changing discoveries?
>>6971130
>>6971114
>Peridot's manner of speech was fast and she seemed to be in a rush, Jasper wasn't sure what she had meant when she spoke of territories, or rebellions, or kindergartens, or what made the area they currently occupied "a mess".
>Jasper wanted to open her mouth and make an attempt at asking her first questions but cut herself short when she realized something inside her had jumped at the mention of "Pink Diamond'.
>A natural sense of direction felt as if it had begun kicking into every fiber of her being.
>Even though Jasper hadn't an idea of who this Pink Diamond was or what she looked like, her instincts were telling her to worship this gem, to march thousands of miles for her, to protect her with her own life, and to dispose of anyone who acted against her!
"This is really just amazing,"
>Peridot had started again, this time clearly speaking to herself and now looking back towards the exit hole Jasper had come from. >She had begun expertly swiping at an electronic screen that appeared to be connected to some of the tools on her suit by a wire.
>The screen was covered in strange glowing shapes and symbols that Jasper couldn't decipher if she tried.
"A flawless quartz, emerging from a location as lacking in resources as this... a kindergarten as lazily constructed as this... with so much less time to grow than any proper quartz should be given! Ha! Maybe this will be what puts a stop to that pesky Bismuth and her irksome troops of fusions."
>The metal platform Peridot had been standing on started to raise back up to the lifted metal area where the other peridots had been working on digging free other quartz gems from the walls of the Beta Kindergarten.
>>6971157
I hold similar sentiments, we need more people like the un-modern scientists pushing into discoveries that actually change humanity and not just make empty promises.
>>6971130
I'm not the only one who would molest Steven? Right?
>>6971219
Hol up
>>6971219
I'd much rather molest Greg.
>>6970835
kys sam feelin'
>>6970135
Request from last thread
Ok round 2 guys
whatcha got
>>6971188
"Citrine!"
>she called out as the platform continued to rise,
"Lead this jasper to the base where the last platoon set for departure is stationed so she can get a hasty demonstration on how to summon her gem weapon. I would hope there's still a few axes or spears left in the armory, otherwise these poor clods don't stand a chance."
>As she was lead through the kindergarten by Citrine, a brightness bathed the canyons and roughly sculptured plains surrounding Jasper in deeper shades of orange and blood red than the sandstone would have been at any other time of day.
>Long shadows contorted over the countless misshapen holes that were scattered along every wall for as far as the eye could see.
>It was her first sunset, and sadly the last for many of her less lucky kindergarten sisters.
>>6971264
forgot image whoops
>>6971264
Next you'll say, "oops, forgot pic"
>>6971249
we dem boiz
>>6970951
>>6971114
>>6971188
>>6971274
The end! I hope you enjoyed my first fanfic! It is short, but feel free to leave criticism anyways
>>6971190
elon musk is our only hope at the moment, due to the fact that he's rich enough to do things.
I guess nathan myhrvold is kind of cool, but he isn't changing anything important
>>6971310
Imagine that you have your hands tied above your head, and Jasper holding down your legs on each side of her head. Facing towards your genitals, she proceeds to service you until you're exhausted, and until she feels like you have cummed hard and long enough.
What does this image say to you /sug?/
>>6971310
I liked it a lot.
How long did it take you to write this, by the way?
>>6970745
Typically fusions are ugly and I don't care for gems with her set of...features...but for some reason Sardonyx makes me hot and ready. It's inexplicable.
>>6971353
Jasper sticking a dilldo up in Sapphire.
>>6971353
That this place needs more blue gems
the big donut
>>6970826
you got it pal
>>6971345
Best ship. Nobody can tell me otherwise. They literally go together perfectly. Cute nerdy and a little autismo, and a tall brooding and withdrawn hottie.
>>6971355
Imagine thrusting Blue Pearl in an out and cumming in her as she holds on to you. Imagine both of you falling on the bed and you kiss Blue on the lips and tell her "Marry Christmas my beautiful pearl" before you fall to sleep
>>6971130
>>6971414
Imagine you getting back on your meds. Oh wait, I already imagine that every day.
>>6971390
Runt
>>6971436
MOOT TOLD ME I WAS PERFECT JUST THE WAY I AM
>>6971459
Who?
>>6971432
Drugs are bad!
>>6971459
YOU MEAN HIRO?
>>6971469
There will come a day where this isn't an Ebin maumau.
>>6971469
Ha!
>>6971392
honestly, lapis with baby steven is probably as cute as you can get.
I always saw her ideal role as being similar to Sadie in season 1 (i.e. Steven's babysitter)
its a shame sadie got left behind and steven turned out to be 14, they had a cute thing going on
>>6971469
Stop posting that
>>6971355
Thank you, it took me around an hour.
Merchant Anon here, just prepping up for work tomorrow and New Year's. My pin order should be finalized by Monday, so it should be here by or before the 30th of January.
And how are you celebrating New Year's, /sug/?
>>6971392
>>6971406
kys zuke, rebecca murdered your stupid ship for a reason
>>6971353
"Jasper is best gem"
>>6971532
new years party with some old friends. I need to make cookies tomorrow for it.
I wonder where I can get a bag of red-hots in new york
>>6971522
Very nice! I should get back into writing someday.
>>6971532
At party with people I hate because being with people who make you feel like shit is better than being alone.
Doing drawing requests again
Best one gets it
>>6971511
honestly I agree, I wonder if we get to see peri or even Lapis face to face with a baby steven in the future since they keep bringing lil steven up.
>>6971560
>tfw the dogsper story was a ruse
>>6971567
Pearl telling Steven that she doesn't wish Rose had chose not to have him.
>>6971567
Sapphire in Greg's clothing
>>6971171
>Now follow my moves and sneak around
>Be careful not to make a sound
>>6971583
>>6971600
Is this a JoJo's LazyDiaperbeam reference?
>>6971536
my heart
>>6970951
kill yourself
>>6971590
Hey, you win
Congratulations
I'll be done in an hour
>>6971625
That feeling when Jasper, Lapis and Peridot will never argue over who gets to care for Baby Steven for the next day.
Jasper being the "awesome" one that feeds Steven chocolates.
Peridot is the "teacher" one that tries to teach Steven Physics that he just smiles and nods at not understanding it, but liking Peridot talking
Lapis as the "Motherly" one who sings to Steven and rocks hi mto sleep
>>6971625
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0
>>6971555
>>6971562
Ah, I also have a party to attend but I think I can get out of it by claiming that work has left me drained energy.
But knowing the people who are attending it, I doubt it.
>>6971731
I'm gonna get fucking tanked on New Year's, I'm so stoked.
>>6970835
kiss me
>>6971567
Amy forcefeeding Lapis
>>6971731
I actually want to go to this party. I'm seeing old friends and introducing at least one of them to a new one I made in college
I don't want to fuck up these cookies because I've been hyping up my cooking skills to her for over a year now but haven't cooked anything for her yet
>>6971763
>One...eye...
>>6971614
meh, ive noticed she only shows signs of life and character when steven joins the fray when in the beta and the bat scene, anyone else and she doesnt give them the time or day
>>6971688
I need lapis singing steven to sleep in my life
I HOPE BECKY HAD A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!
I hope you all had a wonderful day too!!!!!
Oh fuck, I didn't realize new years eve is tommorrow. I thought it was on sunday
>>6971834
get ready for 2017
new year, same ol sheit
>>6971834
Rebecca never posted the xmas gems.
We should riot
THEY'RE BACK. I'VE MISSED (YOU)
>>6971896
It'll be a new years gift for sure
>>6971884
I'm gonna join a gym and better myself as a person!
I mean it!
Really!
>>6971925
>>6971896
It's all we needed to confirm that Zuke was right about her being an abusive narcissist, 2017 should be the year everyone sends apology letters to Zuke for making fun of her being abused.
Lars is a fuckboi
>>6971925
ew
>>6971958
Kind of surprised this hasn't gotten the Meek treatment, yet.
>>6971935
>>6971688
Maybe when the crewniverse gets smart and makes a mom swap comic.
>>6971958
>>6971765
>>6971811
I don't, I'd rather be gaming online, ruining people's fun, and figuring out how to hype up these new pins.
But hey, free food and drink so it might not be so bad. It all depends on how much money I make tomorrow.
>I don't want to fuck up these cookies because I've been hyping up my cooking skills to her for over a year now but haven't cooked anything for her yet.
I can understand that, I'm a great cook as well.
>>6971834
That's New Year's Day.
>>6971988
>>6971916
Oh shit please respond
>>6972019 (you)
he he
>>6972019
Hi.
>>6972019
JUST LIKE THE MOONRAKER KNOWS.
>>6971518
Never
>>6971926
>this time i'll really do it
goddammit
>>6972017
It's probably because she took a break from work for the holidays and now she has more time for that sort of stuff.
>>6972052
Kill (You)rself?
(YOU) MAKES THE BAD SAD FEEL GO AWAY
>>6972017
I sure hope she's not suicidal.
BAITING REPLIES
DON'T COST NOTHIN'
>>6971916
>it's true
NOT THIS TIME HIRO
NOT THIS TIME
>>6971926
why cant people just make simple goals
mine is say hi to all my old friends in person and start saying yes to things
also stop saving pics of ships so much
>>6972042
KILL YOURSELF ZUKE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6972124
>>6972089
why was rebecca suicidal before anyways?
she's got a pretty good life going for her, she has her dream job and family and friends. It makes me sad to think that she considered that life wasn't worth it anymore.
>>6972102
>also stop saving pics of ships so much
my goal is to save more chui
>>6972099
it's time for that 8 year old girl to finally grow some fucking balls #notmypresident
>>6972124
What and what is that and...why?
>>6972140
THIS
>>6972005
mmh
>>6972133
IIRC, clinical depression was one of the problems she was dealing with recently.
>>6971562
Boy, am I glad I'm autistic for once.
I never feel the need to be around people, so I never surround myself with people I hate.
>>6972171
I'd rather be alone than be around people I don't like.
The only thing that could quench a thirst this big is the taste of some sweet delicious watery breast milk.
>>6972133
She needs more sun
>>6972188
You can thank Here Comes a Thought for saving her.
>>6972167
>clinical depression was one of the problems she was dealing with recently.
Where did you hear this? I don't doubt it, but I only recall her saying that she went through a tough time during SDCC.
Rebecca wouldn't be depressed anymore if she gave Lapis a whalecock
>>6972244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGIQrt1IaE
>i'm not sure i don't understand
>>6971264
Sardonyx?
>>6972275
Kek stands for "kaugh eut koud", right?
>>6972275
I miss "Jej".
>>6972186
>>6972171
That's one of the reasons why I want to avoid this party tomorrow, but if I have no choice but to go then I will.
But then again, I can always make my bacon mac and cheese and just blow the whole room away with it.
>>6972222
I actually did some digging and that's all she really said on the matter, I guess my mind just assumed it was depression.
But as the son of a man that works in the entertainment industry, my old man has said that depression is really common in said industry.
>>6972255
you know it's true
>>6972306
It's an adaptation of lel, which means "Loving every laugh"
>>6972335
Boy, do I
>>6972337
Tonight, I will remind them.
>>6972335
Yes i do captain.
>>6972326
I hope Becky is okay now and doesn't have anymore bad times.
>>6972352
>>6972041
Get outta there.
IT'S
>>6972140
I liek chui size diffrence
but I cant escape this cute hell I set for myself years ago
ah well
>>6972397
A lot of people were bullying Becky in her latest instagram pic because of her handwriting. I think if we give her compliments she will feel better.
I appreciate everything that Becky has done on SU, she is very hard worker and her art is beautiful.
>>6972347
G U Y S
U
Y
S
>>6972410
>>6972397
cute
>>6972432
Indexer is going to want to take you on a date because of this pic.
>>6972412
I want Paz to blindfold me and fuck my asshole with a strapon while whispering threats in my ear in Lapis's voice.
Also Becky probably has for-real autism.
>>6972337
>>6972352
>>6972366
canon
>>6972460
I wanna eat Spaghetti O's out of Indexer's tight asshole.
>>6972364
Depression is something that comes and goes, some days you feel like the world is your oyster and the next it feels like Atlas is placing the weight of said world on your shoulders.
Medication and therapy can help, but either may be something that isn't for said individual.
>>6972475
The words of one member of the Crewniverse doesn't speak for canon as a whole, just look at Zuke.
>>6971590
Ok, it is done
>>6972432
>>6972460
i fucking hate using tumblr solely because of this stupid _500 shit it does to me
A potential idea for a LapisĂ—Pearl bonding episode:
It would begin from a previous episode, one where Peridot gets poofed and reforms with a Crystal Gem outfit. It starts in the temple, with the gems and Lapis congratulating her as she and Steven tell the story of what happened. Garnet interrupts to inform the group that they must go on a mission. After Steven convinces Lapis to go, Lapis makes a backhanded comment about Peri's outfit change ("Wooow, it's like you're a real Crystal Gem."), to which Pearl is visibly annoyed. Mid-warp, Lapis and Pearl have a short spat about the values of the Crystal Gems. They arrive at their destination, a large mountainous area surrounded by hot springs. The group splits into 2 (Garnet, Amethyst, and Peri/Steven, Pearl, and Lapis). While exploring the area, Lapis asks what the mission is for, and finds out about corrupted gems. When she's informed that the standard procedure for corrupted gems is to poof and bubble them, she makes another backhanded comment about how keeping gems prisoners seems to be the Crystal Gem's expertise. This starts a full on argument between Lapis and Pearl, with Pearl stating that her and the gems never removed her from the mirror due to concerns that Lapis was either broken or corrupted, which Lapis dismisses. Mid-argument, the corrupted gem shows up, and Pearl and Steven try to corner it. While this happens, Lapis and Pearl's argument is still going on, and Pearl herself gets cornered by the monster. Just before the monster is able to crush Pearl, Lapis uses her powers to grab it and hold it above a geyser. The geyser erupts, poofing the monster, and Steven bubbles it. When he comes to see if Pearl is okay, they find Lapis has disappeared, and after not finding her, chalk it up to her flying away. We come back to the Temple, with Steven and the gems warping back. Steven goes outside on the patio to relax, when he notices Lapis sitting on the beach. He calls to Pearl, and they confront her.
>>6972473
That is much too lewd anon!!!!!!!! Please do not say lewd things about Jennifer!
And please do not make rumors about Becky having autism. That could hurt her feelings badly if she read that, and she has never said anything about having or not having autism. Not that it's a bad thing though.
>>6972513
Pearl sits next to Lapis, and finally apologizes for what the Crystal Gems had done. Lapis accepts the apology, the episode ends with a cut of the 3 of them watching the sunset, and star wipe.
>>6972519
If she doesn't have autism, then it shouldn't bother her.
>>6972546
Subtle change.
>>6972508
Not OR, but i like it.
>>6972508
Kek, nice setting. Thanks, pal.
If Pearl has a nice lengthy penis, then why did Rose cuck her? Something doesn't add up here.
>>6972508
>>6972588
Greg had girth.
>>6972588
>>6972588
It was 18 inches long, bur only 2.5cm thick.
>>6972588
Rose wanted to become a shota to fulfill Pearl's secret /ss/ fantasies.
>>6972513
I think this current bomb could start potential like that, where if Peridot and Lapis join in on whatever adventure this bomb centers on. Lapis proves to be a capable member of the team and after "That Will Be All" Steven tries to convince her to go on more missions with the CG, but Lapis is unsure about it. At least it'd finally be a good reason to have Lapis/CG interaction without the memebarn or Peridot as a proxy.
I can dream.
>>6972606
I want Pearl to puncture my bellybutton with her needle dick
>>6972629
But muh Pink Diamond x Jasper sex scene...
>>6972397
MMF.
>>6972546
HUG A PERIDOODLE!
....Maybe offer a coffee or something too?
>>6972682
Your least favorite gem wearing pic related?
>>6972711
I guess That can work
>>6972475
someone should send her and the rest of the crew all these futa pics that get posted here
>>6972588
Greg's penis is 36 inches long.
>>6972879
>implying the crew aren't the ones drawing them.
>>6972881
>36
how can gems even compete
>>6972881
How does he not faint everytime he gets an erection?
memes
>that episode where pearl literally drowned in her own cum
>>6972677
kys
>>6972926
kys
>>6972995
kiss your sister? my, of course!
>>6972711
>>6972879
kys
Does anyone else really want to see a main character die just because it would shock you that they actually did it?
>>6973017
kys
>>6972981
>doesn't want to see Jasper's hot mom splitting Jasper's asshole and filling it with her love
kys
>>6972919
He can't even get one unless he's hooked up to an IV.
>>6973007
>>6973007
Now this is a pleasant surprise. Thanks!
>>6973017
>>6973007
>grape ape is drawendo's least favorite gem
I knew you had good taste
>>6973048
At least she's in better place.
All dogs go to heaven.
>>6973048
How will she die next? Place your bets!
>>6973033
I need it so bad
Mother knows your body best
>>6973007
your lines are firm, I'm jealous
>>6973007
>drawendo doesn't like amethyst
why famalam? :'(
>>6972677
>>6973071
Hey, how come famalam doesn't get filtered into senpaialam?
>>6973094
Because that would be retarded.
>>6973048
she's not dead, she just got space aids from fucking a dog
>>6973057
>>6973071
>not liking amethyst
I like all the characters, just it would be something she would do I guess. dress up like a toilet and all.
>>6973007
>oh, shut up. it's not like this is a highlight for me either.
>>6973048
Jaswhoisthatagain?
Jasper is the best gem.
>>6973149
t. easy to bend individual
>>6973007
>>6973059
after she gets healed Lapis gets the same pack of dolphins who she ordered to rape Malachite to rape Jasper, but since Jasper isn't as big as Malachite was this ends up killing her
>>6973149
true
>>6973059
She gets prostrate cancer in her walnut size organ called the prostate
>>6973149
ugh
>>6973223
she's sexy~
>>6973190
Lapis ordered dolphins to rape Malachite? I don't remember Jasper mentioning that in AaS.
>>6973243
*ugly
>>6973243
SEXY!
tragic
>>6973263
byotiful
>>6973263
SCARY TOO!
>>6973256
>>6973243
CUTE
>>6973271
I wanna nibble on Arm's thumb.
Ahem
I love (you) all very very much.
good night
>>6973275
>>6973279
FRIGHTENINGLY BEAUTIFUL!
>>6973299
I miss the dots
So, who boarded the worst Jasper?
>>6973314
paul
>>6973314
Zuke
>Zuke
Zuke
>Zuke
Zuke
>Zuke
Zuke
>Zuke
Zuke
>Zuke
Lauren Zuke
>>6973314
For time's sake, I'll just say "The Crew".
>>6973310
agreed
>>6973299
Night, but (You)s are gone...
>>6973333
Quads confirm, only Sugar knows what's good.
>>6973349
surprise!
>>6973314
Recent Zuke and Paul
>>6973314
Every boarder who ever forgot to draw her pretty eyelashes
>>6973358
I still only see dots...
>>6973412
Refresh the page.
>>6973035
kill yourself
What's this about (You)'s?
>>6973448
>>6973416
There they are!
Here, have another (You) to celebrate
>>6973438
just tragic...
>>6973471
draw jasper getting scared of a cucumber
>>6973438
>tumblr
>>6973520
>retarded
>>6973482
>>6973465
WAIT ARE THEY BACK
TEST ME
>>6973542
YOU FAILED THE TEST
>>6973542
boing
>>6973541
Thank (YOU)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNycdfFEgBc
>>6972711
Fuck someone beat me to it
>>6973595
>Jasper
SKREE
>>6973595
yours is shit
>>6973595
Good pick
>>6973595
Where is her gem
Tree Hunud
>>6973595
>Jasper
>Least Favorite
>>6973595
SHITTEST TASTE.
Oh shut up jasperfags, people can have opinions.
>>6973486
Fuck if I know, enjoy them while they last
>>6973674
but I didn't even say anything
>>6973674
Only the right ones
>>6973674
Not if they're that shitty
>>6973674
>having opinions on 4chan and asking not to get shitted on
>>6973674
He picked the right gem for the job, if you ask me.
>>6973007
>>6973595
>the two fattest, sluttiest, and dumbest gems are the chosen ones to wear toilets
really makes you think
YOUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THIS GEM CONFRONTS YOU AND ASKS IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN INTERMITTENT FUSING OF THE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL FORMS KNOW AS A FUSION!!!
WHAT DO?!
>>6973614
>>6973631
Oh yeah sorry about hat
Fixed
It wouldn't look so shit if I actually spent time on that, but it's late
>tfw no one read file name
>>6973720
I want to squeeze Jasper's muffin top
>>6973674
my opinion is that your taste is shit
>>6973720
FILTHY NIGGERS
>tch
>>6973725
much better
>>6973725
Jasperfags operate on Reddit rules where if you don't make it perfectly explicit that you're joking, they'll bitch and moan like babies.
>>6973725
You've upset many people
>>6973756
It's one of the few things I'm good at
be still jasperfags
>>6973735
who?
>>6973724
Not with her.
>>6973769
Disgusting!
>>6973762
Keep up the good work!
>>6973724
Respectfully decline
>>6973769
I want to lovingly rip Jasper's gem off her face and shove it up my gaping butthole.
>>6973724
Tell her to talk about something other than fusion for once
>>6973769
I want to regress to age two while she holds me
>>6973724
>WHAT DO?!
I conquer her.
>>6973773
you would like to know, wouldn't you?
>>6973808
IT'S
>>6973674
People are entitled to their opinions, but I'm also entitled to tell them that their opinions are shit.
>>6973819
kofi
>>6973769
I'm still
>>6973834
Good...
>>6973819
THE
PEARL
>>6973725
I like your toilet anon.
>>6973853
FALL
>>6973858
IS A DECENT CHARACTER COMPARED TO MOST OTHER CHARACTERS ON STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>6973895
>kindergartners
Can everyone read this?
http://imgur.com/a/iZg9w
>>6973919
kindergartners ;)
>>6973919
>suapfires
sniff
>>6973940
man, the text is fine but you really stretched a lot of those pics out
>>6973940
It's a little smooshed, but yeah, I can read it.
*nods*
>>6973895
>>6973908
I like Yellow Diamond.
IT'S
>>6973940
If you're too lazy to do it do you mind if I unsquash some of those pics? I'd also like to add in Kat, Amber, and Colin.
>>6973940
why the fuck does lamar make eveyone's hair fuckhuge
>>6974025
MORPHIN' TIME
EDGY HEADCANON
Pearl has a pusspuss
>>6974033
Steven is next
>>6974037
He always has Garnet's giant fro on the mind.
>>6974024
I'm going to flex with that lemonhead.
So, when homeworld inevitably invades earth, am I the only one who sees lapis (or maybe one of her fusions) basically holding off the whole armada on her own
>>6974089
Lapis is a weak pussy that doesn't even have the strength or stamina to rape Jasper for more than a year
>>6974054
>>6974125
>Implying
She'll cause any gem she enters anally to be poofed by the time she's does with them.
>>6973900
said no one ever
>>6974149
Then how do you explain Jasper's ass remaining intact by the time Lapis was through using it
>>6974174
Because gems are hard light projections that can easily fix their form.
The issue was she made Jasper poof 24 times.
>>6974192
26, actually.
>>6974033
Go ahead.
>>6974192
Hm. I guess there's nothing stated in canon that debunks this, maybe Lapis should consider getting whale penis reduction surgery
>>6974232
You can't preform surgery on gems
>>6974232
Now why in pray tell would she get rid of such a glorious thing?
>>6974232
>removing her most powerful weapon
>>6974307
Why is Jasper so ugly?
>>6974307
>>6974318
Chronic lack of fucks to give.
>>6974322
>>6974307
FALL
FROM
GRACE
>>6974318
Joesper is very sexy kys
>>6974360
mmmm yum
>>6974369
fucking EW
>>6974375
slurpy sluurrrrp
Why is she is so ugly?
>>6974431
cause you're ugly
>>6974431
she's schlicking it right in front of her Diamond.
JASPEH IS BYOTIFUL
>>6974470
*WAS
>>6974456
That doesn't make Peridot any less ugly.
>>6974470
She's good for the fug.
>>6974432
>>6974443
oh baby that's the stuff
What would her hat say?
>>6974573
"I eat shit"
>>6974584
cute
>>6974573
G R A P E A P E
R
A
P
E
A
P
E
I want a Pearl to worship my feet.
>>6974600
I want pearl to worship Lapis' feet
>>6974573
"Fuck my trashhole"
>>6974584
RUSE
>>6974605
I'd love to worship Lapis' feet as well, but I'd much rather have my own lavished by gems regardless of whether they like it or not.
>>6974584
kill yourself
Why do you like your favorite gem?
>>6974673
It's a secret.
remember
>>6974673
Her feet.
>>6974673
If I don't, who will?
It'd be easiest to trick Peridot to lick your feet compared to the rest of the gems.
>>6974673
you need water to stay alive
>>6974721
Ok, now I hate Garnet.
Good luck with this burden, anon.
>>6974584
kys
>>6974735
In all seriousness, though... Garnet was my first favorite gem.
Look at this adorable fanart of Becky!!! Somebody drew this for me and I didn't even ask them to!!!!! I am so happy!!
>>6974673
she's big and strong and just wants a little lovin
>>6974739
That's so sweet, thank you.
>>6974756
Someone edit cum on her face please
>>6974756
ugh
>>6974756
Make her bald/balding.
>>6974756
I could handle you stalking crewniverse members, but posting /tlhg/ here is crossing the line. kys
>>6974765
will this do?
>>6974753
Same
>>6974778
But it is Becky drawn in that art style, not a character from the show.
>>6974806
Nice.
>>6974760
cute
>>6974818
kill yourself
>>6974600
give sauce this instant
Which Gem is the most gay?
>>6975076
i like sparrow
>>6975104
gee i wonder
>>6974584
very odd seeing streetwear and su, but i like it.
>>6975104
>>6975104
The Ruby fusion is 6 gay, which is the most gay we've seen so far.
How would you improve Amethyst?
>>6975192
Honestly, I couldn't.
Her entire charm is how shit she is, so improving her would make her worse.
>>6975192
Make her actually give a shit about herself.
>>6975192
Don't make all her problems revolve around her being short
>>6973940
Most seem to do a pretty good job on Peridot. But Paul, Lamar and Katie are at the bottom though
(Although the animation studio also makes a difference, e.g. Paul's Peri was a lot better in Gem Drill/Message Received than The Kindergarten Kid)
>>6975236
That's not true. Some of her problems revolve around her being fat, retarded, a walking abortion, poorly socialized and made to feel like her Quartz-like tendencies were something to be ashamed of, and wanting to fuck her little brother.
>>6975261
Give her a hat?
>>6975273
give her a teenage bod
>>6975273
would you?
>>6975328
If she had a hat, yeah.
>>6975360
you sure she seems fine
I just want Pearl to suck on Lapis' tongue
>>6975402
Hat or bust, bro.
>>6975403
ugh?
>>6975403
I want Pearl to swallow Lapis' entire head
>>6975469
>>6975414
what about a bag of chips
really
I want to hug Amethyst.
>>6975479
Alright, I'll take an Amethyst with a bag of chips.
>>6975519
Amy is the coziest gem
I want to play video games with Amethyst.
>>6975575
Armstrong and Amethyst playing video games together when?
I need salt and water
>>6975615
>Cuddling by the couch all group huddling into a comfy pile
>All playing a nice game
>Armstrong's big arms wrapped around you and amethyst, snuggling and feeling around while Amethyst cracks flirty jokes at you
Sounds fun