ITT: we live in the pokemon world. However, i wonder how big

That reminds me of the bit in the latest Doctor Who special.

God damn I laughed.

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We HERE now?
Man I hope this fucktard stops

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Spammer's going to be so angry.

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>>6969142
Hi again cacturne guy.
>>6968854
Were beyond silly now.

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>four threads
When will this stop?

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>>6969163
I hope I have smug enough pictures.

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>>6969177
Yooooooo!
Anyway what are your teams?

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>>6969219
Tyrantrum fag here

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>>6969219
Starmie, Sandscrew, Smeargle and I keep forgetting the last one.
Ah, he ran off and did stuff on his own then.

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Holy fuck do you faggots really need 4 threads up at once?
The other three haven't even hit bump limit yet.
Make use of all your thread like everyone else you faggots.

>>6969271
Note that they're at image limit?
We're getting spammed.

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>>6969278
Like I give a fuck.
They're not at bump limit so stop making new ones use your old threads until they 404.

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>>6969278
Also note pokephillia not at image limit.
It seems our spammer is REALLY lost and just wants an epic wank or something.
Or he's just a massive faggot that needs a hug.

>>6969271
They're being spammed, in order to get them to stop getting them to make more threads, you have to stop the spammer. I want to protect my Toriel porn thread from this foolish fool.

>>6969303
Pokephilia doesn't have 4 threads up at once.
Stop making new threads and start using the ones you got.
>>6969309
Theres no fucking reason to make a new thread at image limit.
I don't care that you're being spammed.
Stop making new threads faggot.

>>6969343
suck my cock
report the spammer and we'll stop

>>6969343
It's not like we want to have to make new threads every 30 minutes either. I just want to be able to rp in peace, and I'm sorry the rest of the board is suffering because of it.
Also, we do have to make one when the image limit is hit because we use images as part of the story and character identification.

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>>6969296
>>6969343
For someone who doesn't give a fuck, you sure are giving them.

Discord, for those that need it:
https://discord.gg/f53r96t

>>6969343
Do I look like I'm in this realm idiotry? I'm a bystander who wants to fap.

>>6969361
You report him it's your thread.
>>6969366
No you don't.
You just want to use images.
You selfishness is causing the rest of the board harm.

I don't care that your being spammed you illiterate retard.
I care you'r using it as an excuse to spam the rest of the board.

>>6969403
meant for >>6969376
I so pissed off I can't even quote right.

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>>6969386
We have been reporting him

>>6969386
>>6969403
STOP BEING SO SALTASTIC
We just want to rp in peace, stop spamming us

>>6969440
It's probably the spammer.

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Can we just ignore these fags and have some fun?

>>6969470
Yeah sure. At least until the spammer shows up, at which point the rest of us will go chill in the Discord

>>6969428
Then why the fuck do you think me reporting him is going to make a difference?
>>6969440
>>6969445
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
You have 5 threads up right now and you think the only person who could be pissed about that is your little boogeyman?
I've had to save so many nice threads because of you faggots.
Stop making new threads until your old ones 404.

>>6969470
Sure.
The rest of the board just has to keep bumps up and going and their threads will be fine.
If only the spammer would quit.

>>6969491
If only you used the threads you had instead of making new ones at image limit.

>>6969487
Well maybe if you did something besides bitch the rest of us outside of this autism den wouldn't have to bump you turbogay

>>6969487
I wasn't the one asking you to report him anon.

>>6969343
suck my tiny dick fag fucker.

>>6969507
If only you stopped being a grump about the symptoms rather than the cause.

>>6969512
Maybe if you guys weren't such autists you wouldn't have attracted an autistic spammer.
>>6969541
Don't be butthurt at me
>>6969542
If only you'd stop making the sickness worse and spreading it to other people.

>>6969571
>spammer stopped
>then this shitposting started
hm...
HM...

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>>6969571
Is this you?

The spammers probably laughing his fucking head off right now.

>>6969571
do I look like I fucking play here or are you also a halfbreed

>>6969588
>>6969603
Seriously he's probably too busy laughing at this shitstorm to spam anymore.
We just shitpost ourselves now.

S-s-s-so how about those real pokemons, huh?

>>6969627
Should we start spamming our own threads to death too?

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>>6969633
2 3/4 quartz man
I'm getting there
I'll fit the d one day

>>6969675
How much of his dick can you fit right now?

>>6969672
I think that time has come.
>>6969675
That jizz is some potent stuff.

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Okay lets get back to some sense of normality.
How have you guys been?

>>6969111
What was it?

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>>6969588
>the only one who would be pissed off about us spamming our threads across the board is another spammer!
>>6969596
Is this you?
>>6969612
What?

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>>6969691
I can't fit the tip yet
>>6969693
Imagine how much a goodra or wigglytuff would be able to stretch
>>6969708
I've been alright. Streching for the dick mostly, beating up guitarists... You know how it is

>>6969739
>beating up guitarists
hm?

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Can't you faggots just use Discord or Skype?
Stop making threads, you're just asking for shitposting and bans for spamming.

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>>6969708
im ok been better

>>6969725
to you drink paper or plastic with your coffee?

>>6969756
Rampardos got perma PC'd by his trainer, so I went to fight for his honor
Turns out her boyfriend had a team of high leveled Pokemon
>>6969766
Half of the RP'ers have super potent grudges against Discord and Skype is super shitty, so it is all for naught

>>6969776
don't respond to him, just report him

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>>6969708
Getting tired from all this walking, I think its time to stop, rest some and brush Skitty.

>>6969766
go to bed famalama.

it's past your bedtime.

>>6969766
For the love of god this
>>6969776
Were you dropped on your head as a baby that you can't piece together the best solution?

>>6969832
>>6969836
>ip count didn't go up
kek, I fucking knew it

>>6969832
>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.


you were the shitposter all along.

>>6969844
>>6969850
Nah i'm just kidding.
Go ahead and enjoy your thread.
Bet I gave you a fright though.

>>6969836
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THINGS WORSE, TERRENCE! GIVE UP NOW!

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>>6969856
What the fuck is going on anymore.
Are we okay? Can I rp and be autistic now?

>>6969878
We are now, I think.

>>6969878
So i did scarce ya?
Sorry but I couldn't resist not impersonating him.

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>>6969878
I fucking hope so.
To be honest I'm so distracted its getting hard.
Trees in frilly dresses, you ever put your tree in one?

>>6969898
>putting clothes on pokemon
for what reason

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>>6969893
Cool I guess.
>>6969897
Yeah you did, thanks for not murdering us anon.
>>6969898
Absolutely, anon. He hates it but he loves me too much to complain.

>>6969915
Don't torture your pokemon.

>>6969915
How are trees even able to blush?
Is it a manifestation of your ghost pokemon's emotions or something?
Any other things your mon can do that trees aren't supposed to do?

>>6969915
I don't trust this anon
It's like that horror movie feel when the murderer is in the group but no one can figure out who the fuck it is

I guess we have a bit of autistic peace though

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>>6969856
i do not like to be given a fright.

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>>6969856
dont give me a fright.

I'm not one for leaving people in limbo but I'm off for now.
I had a lot of fun with you guys today and I look forward to having more fun with you tomorrow.
Night guys and never change.

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>>6969936
I love my pokemon!
>>6969937
Yeah I think its a manifestation of their emotions.
Well, uh, he has a dong.
>>6969942
You don't trust me? I mean I can't really see why, care to explain?
>>6969962
Please don't bully.

>>6969942
Well its a spooky tree.
That's like horror story material.

>>6969973
>I love my pokemon!
then why do you force them into a dress?

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>>6969985
Has someone never told you to wear a suit?
Or formal wear?

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>>6969973
I wasn't saying you're the shitposter
I was saying I don't trust that the shitposter has left
>>6969978
Obviously Zigzag is the shitposter

>>6970001
Yeah, but it's normal for humans to wear suits.
It's not normal for trees to wear frilly dresses.

>>6969942
I suppose it doesn't help that people are deliberately impersonating him for spooks.

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Hey fucks, looks like we finally have breathin' room now that the shitposter is gone
How do we celebrate?

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Sleep time for me too.
Smeargle out.

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>>6970002
>Obviously
what is this, north korea?

>>6969985
Because I love him. He secretly likes it.
>>6970002
Well he made it sound like he'd be back tomorrow. I'm sort of having trouble focusing on rping because of all the shit that's gone on so I might just lurk.

>>6970051
With sleep and facepaint.

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>>6970058
Yeah, same here. Focus is coming a bit difficult. I'll probably still try and reply to anything aimed at me though

I knew this place would be less active if a discord was made

>>6970200
Discords kill threads.

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Looks like we need a topic and i need (you)s.
>who is the strongest pokemon trainer?
>>6970200
no we are just recovering from getting fucked by spam. plus like 3 people went to bed at the same time.

>>6970200
Discord was a mistake

>>6970233
>>6970213
>>6970200
No it's just that a bunch of people went to bed and everyone else is having a hard time focusing.
The Discord doesn't even have anybody posting right now.

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>>6970220
Hilbert, of course.

>>6970220
me

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>>6970220
Hilbert for strongest, N for best.
>>6970262
Hilbert a sweet.

>>6970262
>>6970281
Really weird how he disappeared after the whole clusterfuck though.
Didn't even take the champion title.

>>6970303
I heard he's looking for N but idk

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>>6970262
>>6970281
I think he's strong. but i have to give it to steven. steel types are literally the best type.

>>6970303
yeah i wonder if he's dead.

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>>6970213
But if you have a Discord you don't need to make threads retard.
You keep your autism confined and shitpost free, and /trash/ stays clean of your filth. Everyone wins.

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>>6970350
>No new ip
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMM

>>6970396
Shhh don't feed the trolls

Hows shaving that Cacturne going?

>>6970396
Don't respond, just report.

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>>6970051
PARTY

>>6970476
Yeah, I'm sure it's fun partying in an empty void.

>>6970429
>>6970440
Sorry sorry I'm reporting!
It's been going well, apparently he's supposed to go into bloom soon.

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Can anyone please tell me who this artist is

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>>6970490
>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

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>>6970515
Reverse image search bro
>>6970506
That's nice
Can he get pollinated and make seeds? How does that work
>>6970476
Sweet shit dude
Someone get the booze

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>>6970552
I could use a drink.

what do you prefer?

>>6970552
I tried that and nothing came up

hey tyrantrum anon, how much are you able to fit inside nowadays?

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>>6970594
I'll see if I can find it, might take a bit though
>>6970590
Stick some hard liquor in milk my dude

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>>6970515
idk but that zangoose is pretty cute.

>>6970667
I like everclear with oran berry juice.

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>>6970515
I tried to help out as well and it says this is the only source for it...? What the fuck. If there's no source it might be from a drawthread.
>>6970647
2 3/4 quarts
Working up to 3 quarts

>>6970746
Thanks for helping out - if anyone happens to find out who it is please lmk

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How are ya'll tonight?

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>>6970884
terrible. some asscrack human left me here at the pokecenter.

>>6970884
What is this pokemon

>>6970746
you adding warm and fresh cum?

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>>6970943
Sounds like crud to me, pal!
>>6970986
Your best friend!

>>6971018
What's its name

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>>6970884
I'm doing alright. Periodically stuffing myself like >>6971013 suggested
>>6970986
It's a Brotom

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>>6971064
Roooooooootom.
>>6971065
Sounds horrible to me.

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>>6971018
yeah idk what to do. guess i shouldn't have got my hopes up.

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>>6971125
Shit Zig
Maybe Smeargle will let you chill with us
We can be three normal type bros just hangin'

>>6971179
hoenn is pretty far from johto tho.

>>6971065
how's your tyrantrum reacting to you stuffing yourself with his jizz?

>>6971179
FUCKING NORMAL TYPES
GET OFF MY BOARD

>>6971179
You got out of the daycare center?

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>>6971245
Remember, God is a Normal Type
>>6971225
We're going to Johto to pick up the Mafia Bird anyway
>>6971259
Yup. Smeargle busted me out.

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I love volcarona

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>>6971238
He can't smell the stuff stuffed up my ass, but he gets super excited about the stuff I use as lube. And I mean excited. Like... I gotta rub out a stiffy excited.

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I'm sticking by Tyrantrum Anon for a while, I'm on an adventure in the undiscovered lands just outside of Nacrene city. (I've never left the city)

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>>6971275
eeh ill think about it. theres a reason why im usually alone you know.

>>6971307
what do you like about volcarona?

>>6971326
I cant believe your still alive.

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>>6971348
Aww, it almost sounds like you care, Zig.

>>6971348
I love zigzagoons

>>6971326
>He can't smell the stuff stuffed up my ass
really? I thought that pokemon had a great sense of smell

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>>6971381
this is getting interesting

>>6971391
i dont :(

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>>6971466
He does, but he can't smell the stuff I'm digesting either except for traces on my breath. Since I have a plug in there's no way for any hint of the cum smell from my intestines to leak out.
>>6971498
I'm glad you're amused

Any Unovafags seen a weird locked laboratory? I'm checking it out now

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>>6971603
Unovafag here, can't say I have. Were are you at?

>>6971558
>traces on my breath. Since I have a plug in
geeze, you must be pretty full, if your breath smells like cum
does your gut bulge out at all?

>>6971652
Northwest of Nuvema Town on Route 17? It seems abandoned and uhh
fuck theres some weird machine here

>>6971755
>theres some weird machine here
some kind of sex machine?

>>6971740
Nah bruh, I was saying he can't smell what I've eaten even though he has good sense of smell, so he shouldn't be able to smell whats in my ass if I have a plug in

....My gut does bulge a little though,
>>6971755
What's the machine look like?

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>>6971755
dont get yourself killed dummy.

>>6971785
>>6971844
Some kinda big purple robot with a ton of wires connected to it
im gonna try to turn it on if i stop posting im dead
>>6971857
Ill try!

>>6969361
>>6969386
>>6969428
>>6969487
>>6969782
>>6969850
>>6970440
>>6970506
You guys know announcing your reports results in a ban?

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>>6971887
Oh fuck. I forgot about that rule.
>>6971868
>purple robot
Oh shit nigga

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>>6971844
>....My gut does bulge a little though,

>>6971844
how far can you stretch now?

>>6972033
Fist and a half
>>6972007
(Might sketch this shit for you guys at some point if there's any interest)

>>6972065
Wait.
How big is his cock?

>>6972080
8" at the tip, roughly 10" after another 8 inches , 2' right before the knot, 8' long.
The knot is a good 3' 6" thick
Basically: big as fuck

Alright I'm going to bed. Keep the thread bumped my friends

I've done five Kanto gyms in the past 24 hours.

I am running on the powers of caffeine and hype. Lune has been sleeping most of the day and Cali is a ghost who is above such silly things as sleep and food.

Unfortunately, every gym after Brock's has fucked with my head in some way.

Misty's was full of girls in bikinis -no, they were not underage- which drained far too much blood from my head.

Surge had me digging through trash in an attempt to gross me out.

Erica was high. I'm not even kidding the entire gym smelled like weed and all those fucking powders. I shit you not this bitch huffed powder from her Vileplume WHILE VILEPLUME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BATTLING CALI.

And then Sabrina. Sabrina and her teleportation maze can die in a fucking Flash Cannon.

I'm unsure if I should keep going. What do guys?

>>6972469
GO GO GO
Do it
BE THE CHAMP

>>6972065
>(Might sketch this shit for you guys at some point if there's any interest)
DO IT
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>>6972469
>doing the league with over levels pokes.

wow tough guys here.

>>6972065
Do it.

>>6972549
Hey man, I'm doin it with just Cali and Lune, just because the early gyms are meant to keep bug boys from going too far doesn't mean this isn't still a challenge. Cali is only level 62, and Lune is only a bit farther ahead at 66.

>>6972616
How close is your egg to hatching?

>>6972786
I can't tell, but if I had to take a wild guess, i'd say maybe halfway

>>6971326
I for one would like to know what his thoughts are on you stuffing yourself full of his cum to the point of your stomach bulging out

>>6972796
Oh yeah, Fuschia Gym was closed, so I'm taking a break in the Pokecenter. Lune is half in my lap, asleep, and Cali has her arms wrapped around me, with the shield sitting on top of Lune's other half, I've got a thermos of non-caffeinated hot coco in my hands, it is maximum comfy right now.

>>6972831
Cum is a marking thing, so I guess he'd get that same feeling of pride a human gets when someone wears your wedding ring

>>6972869
... he does know you're a male, right?
he doesn't think that your belly bulge is an egg does he?

>>6972913
I've had him for eight years and he's seen my dick several times, so if he doesn't know I'm male I'm going to be very surprised

>be me 8 years ago
>don't live in the same town as a professor
>get given a ball on my tenth birthday ands get told 'don't fuck up.'
>go outside in the evening looking for something decent.
>ohshitahoundour
>chuck the ball
>the ball misses.
>hits something i don't see.

It was a fucking zubat.

>>6973118
Kek
Is he at least a Crobat now?

>>6973131
Yeah. But still do you realize how hard it is to train a zubat from the wild? They're noisy and shit everywhere.

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>>6973118
haha get rekt.

could have been worse. like a zigzagoon or somethin

>>6973201
The point is i saw something rare ,badass, and could mega evolve and instead i got a common eyeless fuckwad.

Still love him though

>>6973228
He hasn't evolved?

>>6973250
He has, cronats are great and cool. But i could catch a zubat anywhere.

>>6973268
Crobats*

>>6973268
Yeah, but it takes a lot of work and trust to get that final evolution into Crobat. That's something special, even if catching a Zubat isn't.

>>6973295
ir enough. And in hindsite it was probably my best catch. Its genetics are pretty great acdoriding to my region's professor.

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>>6973295
yeah brobat is cool. congrats my dude

you battle at all?

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RIP my beautiful children
If you ever come across these fuckers remember who spawned 'em

>>6972065
>(Might sketch this shit for you guys at some point if there's any interest)
I'd like to see such a thing

>>6972168
you ever get around to seeing a psychic/ getting a psychic type? Shrinking your dino down enough will allow you to take regular sex with the amount you've been stretching
you could take the knot even

>>6974230
I considered it, but there aren't any nearby
I think the closest one is all the way over in Driftveil

What ever happened to the guy who got knocked up with pokemon eggs?

>>6974362
Zorua guy? Or Galvantula guy?

>>6974353
>aren't any nearby
give 'em a telephone call
teleport is a thing

>>6974372
there was more than one?

>>6974398
There was also a guy with a Ditto stuck in him, if you count that
And a chick who wanted Seadra/Dragalge eggs
>>6974385
Holy shit
Now I feel retarded

>>6974426
>There was also a guy with a Ditto stuck in him, if you count that
I'd like to hear more about that
>>6974426
Holy shit Now I feel retarded
hope you enjoy taking the knot anon~

>>6969177
That is one cute vaporeon.

>>6974559
Are you simgle?

>>6974426
did you ever get that condom attachment enema thing?

>>6974587
Maaaaaaaybe

plasma rules

>>6976271
Fuck off Ghetsis

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i got one of them eevees, a fire stone and a water stone.

which one should i go for?

>>6976555
Male or female?

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>invite a pokefucker over for dinner
>Cook and serve gardevoir chops
>side of sylveon stew
>say it's all chicken
>mfw

>he doesn't get his cock fucked by a tinymon
explain yourselves

>>6977119
How tiny are we talking

>>6977122
Anywhere between Joltik and Rattata works well.
You could probably go bigger than that though.

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I've seen at least three Salazzles stare me down since last week.
What do I do?
Why are these fucking lizards popping up near my home?

>>6977183
What pokemon do you own?

>he actually payed for a pass to spam the thread faster

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>>6976555
Flareon.