ITT: Pokemon are real
Porn spammer has shit taste edition
First for not a spammer.
>no spam
Either he's sleeping, offended by the title, or hasn't seen it yet. Money says the last one
>>6965914
He sure has shit taste so far though.
And if it was just downloaded by tag we would atleast have gotten a bit of feral in the mix.
Holy shit guys
This is the longest a thread has gone without being porn spammed
Is this the chosen thread?
>inb4 I jinx myself
(So, assuming it's safe to come out...)
My journey in Kanto has already been an ordeal, fuck caves, fuck Mankeys, and most importantly
FUCK
ZUBATS
Does this mean we can keep going on?
>>6965806
dittos are a shit
>>6966130
lol kanto is notorious for their caves
>>6966131
I think so
>>6966152
Confuse a shit.
So glad I got a trick for that.
>>6966205
>>6966130
Maybe Team Aqua should have tried to sink Kanto into the ocean
Kanto a shit
>>6966152
Got a plan B Zigzag?
I love my cactus!
>>6966269
>he wants the literal cactus dick
Oh shit boy
Do cacti even have dicks?
>>6966205
Im not a fan of kanto. to many hicks
>>6966253
plan b for hwat?
>>6966269
careful with that love.
>>6966304
A plan B if you really got duped.
>>6966247
Also skitters look at this.
>>6966284
>>6966304
Cactus is love.
Yes he does have a cock!
>>6966304
Plan B as in the morning after pill
Duh
>>6966319
My beautiful children and their horrible flail dicks
>>6966323
He seems rather smooth.
You don't shave him right?
>>6966323
what the hell do cacturnes eat? one looked at me like i was breakfest one time
>>6966319
no i dont really have a plan b...
>>6966333
i havent had sex in a really long time i dont have to worry about that. dittos are just gay AF
>>6966397
Well atleast you had sex.
>>6966370
How do you shave a cacturne though
>>6966437
Well I think you would cut the big needles and the smaller softer ones that are more close to the skin could be shaven, I think.
>>6966370
I mean he prefers to shave himself. Makes cuddles better.
>>6966397
They eat anything. But sunlight and water is their preferred food.
>>6966397
Everything looks at you like breakfast dude
How the hell are you supposed to tell if your Spinda is sick or injured or what?
I want to say mine is looking under the weather but he wobbles around like he's concussed basically all the time anyway
Thank fuck care services are free. I'm already strapped on cash with how many appliances this adorable fucker breaks as is
>>6966505
How quickly does it grow back?
>>6966397
I hope you don't need a plan B.
>>6966407
its over hyped dont worry about it
>>6966437
with a machete
>>6966528
yeah dont leave the daycare you'll be eaten in a couple days max lol
>>6966567
me to :(
Wouldn't surprise me though. humans lie all the time.
>>6966594
Well its still an itch scratched.
>>6966130
Finally made it to fucking Pewter City.
Gym's open, thankfully, time to try my hand at kicking ass. Wish me luck!
>>6966702
Rip and tear buddy.
>>6966702
Beat his ass anon
>>6966634
sex is fun but its not as great as you think. you know what else is really fun? try looking for things on the ground. you never know what you might find!
>>6966702
go to the pokecenter first?
I want to spelunk Kyogre.
As a snivy, how could I achieve this?
>>6966802
YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE!
Just remember to report
>>6966896
what the fuck is this
>my face when even with the spam this is still more civil than if you did this on /vp/
Wow, /trash/ really is comfortable.
>>6966913
yeah it is. /trash/ has one of the best communities on this site.
>>6966913
Its really nice.
Anyway help me eat the image limit up so this guy fucks off
>>6966958
Sure, I can prolly help.
Reminds me of the old days when the Team Rocket thread got bombarded by gore and shock on /vp/.
Atleast some of the porn is nice.
Only that it's a lot more entertaining here.
>>6967035
You were in those threads too? Good times.
>>6967095
Very nice times, at least until everything went off the rails.
>>6967111
I stopped going a while ago but I can imagine.
>>6967072
What the fuck is this?
This isn't porn!
Your being pic related spammer.
>>6967130
Yeah, shit got crazy over there.
>>6967136
Will this help?
>>6967159
It was fun while it lasted. I remember thinking it was funny how people would spam the threads for a few hours and then leave it alone for a week or so and then spam it again.
>>6967159
Its cute, yeah sure.
>>6967200
Yeah, the current plot sorta went on for like...3 years too long. Everyone just lost interest and finished it out of spite. Nowadays it's off the board.
>>6967202
Good. More cute it is.
>>6967249
>Nowadays it's off the board.
As in its dead? Or do they do it in an IRC or 8ch or something?
Switching to some humans.
>>6967271
I'd fuck that crab.
Sorry for not posting sooner.
Me and my trainer just woken up from our sex night
It was a 3 hours sex, we were both exhausted and slept all day hugging each other.
It was a success
>>6967278
They actually went to 8.8ch, but that died off too because one of the players kept angstquitting.
>>6967306
Sounds like a crap time all around,
>>6967322
I stuck it out till the end. I can safely say I made a few good friends there. We shoot the shit about Command and Conquer and other stuff now in IRC.
It's ya boi, Memester.
>>6967314
Post more feral 'mons in swimsuits!
>>6967344
Well that's good ain't it? Friends are always good.
>>6967376
Damn straight. Wouldn't trade them in for anything, nor the threads. Probably what motivated me to write more.
It is I, your male compatriot Gumball.
>>6967394
You write? What kinda stuff anon? If you wanna keep that separate or anything I won't push you.
>>6967420
I still RP like a fiend, but I like to think I'm getting better overall as a writer. I've done it so much fics feel odd without someone else to bounce things off of so things get awkward.
A hug is imminent.
>>6967442
Hey that's awesome, anon. Keep writing man.
>>6967491
RPing is too fun. I'd never stop. It's like the perfect game you can't put down.
Why you guys spamming this place though?
>>6967511
It's just someone who doesn't agree with it. Just ride it out, this is actually pretty pleasant.
I swear this guy was a lot faster when he spammed the last few times.
What's up anon?
>>6967300
Forgot to say that i won't be able to post on the next few days because i will visit his mother for new years, and she doesn't have internet on her beach house.
every year she asks if he has a girlfriend now let's see how she reacts now that he actually brings a girlfriend and she already knows who it is?
Man, I never realized how much leeway a thread in /trash/ has in terms of images. Makes me want to camp here more often.
Second-favorite Alolamon initiate.
>>6967542
Yeah this old darkmirage stuff really brings the nostalgia for me.
I have fond memories of staying up all night fapping to this stuff.
>>6967567
Well finally one of you stopped being dense.
Good for you girl, always nice to hear succes stories.
Also we moved to discord for the time being.
>>6967607
At least he's got a lot of stuff and isn't ashamed of it.
Someone get last i dont wanna do it today
>>6967679
My man
>>6967679
A victory for robot-kind.
>>6967625
Yea I browse while rp'ing on discord.
We've been at it for a bunch of threads now.
Its rather silly.
>>6967679
Nice sniping skitters.
>>6967691
I almost wanna ask and get involved, but I feel like I'd just lurk. I'm more an adventure kind of person at the moment, so I'm SoL.
>>6967710
Well I can drop the link and you can lurk there if you wanna.
>>6967710
There's nothing wrong with lurking
>>6967726
Sure, why not? Might be cool.
>>6967739
https://discordapp.com/invite/TKwy4
Here ya go buddy.
>Too autistic for discord
rip me
>>6967827
come on senpai
u can lurk if u want
-ziggy
>>6967897
I'm probably just going to lurk the board, if I grow some balls I'll jump in.
>>6967951
C'mon stop being a fairy-type.
New bread
>>6967959
Because why the fuck not
>>6967951
Its comfy.
>>6966726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cOAUSVBGX8&list=LLGTovtcDGEj9_R6af3mqX0A&index=52