ITT: Pokemon are real - Part 7
Which of the criminal teams do you respect the most?
>>6958758
You posted it.
Shame Ghetsis fucked everything up.
>>6958758
I haven't kept up much with the news.
Dunno about all teams and gangs running amok.
>>6958781
>Thanks Ghetsis
I wonder if N's splinter group is still active
There were doin' some actually good shit last I checked
Pokemons are asleep, post humans.
>>6958758
I want to join Team Galactic. Although I'm not a fan of their outfits, you gotta admit their bases and equipment are badass.
>>6959118
What do they do?
I don't know shit about anything outside of Johto.
>>6959156
I've been working for Team Galactic for a while now, but I'm not entirely sure what we do. Our TV ads say we find new sources of energy, but really, as a grunt, we've just been capturing pokemon for ourselves so we can guard our complexes or escort our superiors. Most of the time I think we're like myth busters, solving the puzzles leading to the pokemon of legends that created the universe. I myself have even been on escort missions to capture these little lake sprites, but I'm not even sure how they're involved in anything. It's not my place to question my superiors anyway.
Pay's good too.
>>6959284
I work for a chemical supply company that receives a lot of orders from Team Galactic.
Looking at their orders, it looks like they're building a bigass bomb or something. Any idea what's up with that?
>>6957848
>Goodra dick is amazing. I honestly can never get enough of it. Huge, exotic, prehensile, and gives off enough cum to make your stomach bulge. What's not to love?
you enjoy the mating plug?
Good morning!
>>6960049
'Sup. How goes the box?
>>6960520
Weightless, hard to stay awake.
I hope that Anon comes by, it's boring in here.
>>6960049
Yes it is. Eventful.
>>6960832
Did something bad happen?
>>6960841
He zigged too hard and didn't zag hard enough
He is in the pokehospital
>>6960841
No i just got into mahogany town to check out that library.
>>6960880
Well i am at the pokecenter lol
>>6960945
Aren't you scared of getting captured?
>>6958758
There was a Team Rocket hideout setup just the next house over from where I live in Mahogany. Literally under my house. The mart was so bad I had to trek through a cave just to get good supplies at Ecruteak City.
The Slowpoke Tails weren't even that good...
>>6958758
Team Skull 4 Life
>>6959105
Wait, are you actually a Pokemon? You could be fooling us to get more pics of us.
>>6958758
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASMA
>Dumping porn and saging
cuuuuck
I go to sleep for 2 hours and come back to a thread full of porn. The fuck? I know some of you fuckers are salty about this thread's popularity, but please go to the porn thread for this shit.
>>6961660
Don't ask me man.
>>6960603
>>6961197
Yeah, I'm here. I don't have money of any sorts, so I'm going to have to challenge her for your honor. What's her team?
Holy fuck that's a lot of porn. Isn't there... You know... An actual Pokephilia thread for that...?
>>6961709
Fucking shit. I'm going to have to make three threads in one day at this rate.
... I don't think I would mind so much if the porn weren't absolute garbage.
>human tits
>human vaginas
I would say into the >>/trash/ but we're already here.
>>6961660
There is really nothing we can do to counter image spam, aside from waiting for him to get bored and leave.
Could also just be a Rotom.
Somebody dropped off a female Dragonite this morning, and she looks really pent up. Daycare owners are gone (again), so I might "help" her out sometime today.
I'm more concerned by the fact that all the porn is anthro with weird proportions than I am by the RP thread getting spammed to page 10.
>>6961771
I don't go there often, but I'd say /b/ is fairly trashier now. At least /trash/ has quality sometimes.
It's a good thing 4chan has thumbnails, or else this thread would be a fuckin' bitch to navigate right now.
>>6961761
You goin' for your signature spelunkin' or you got somethin' new planned?
>>6961796
If the spamming anon weren't a mute he would probably answer "garbage porn for a garbage thread"
But honestly his taste is just shit.
>>6961840
>>6961771
>>6961761
This shit man
>>6961948
He'll get bored. Why don't we use up the last of the images to ruin his cuckery?
>>6961981
>>6961981
Right. I'll just dump my Skitty collection.
Or my horrifying animal dick collection.
Any preferences?
>>6961990
>>6961840
I'm going to try both holes, since I've never been inside a Dragonite before, and want to see what they are like.
Bit cautious about going up her ass, though, as its probably been a while since she's cleaned up there. I mean, there are enema kits in the back, so I'll try to convince her to use one beforehand. If she refuses, it's probably not going to stop me; I'm just going to get dirtier than usual.
>>6961995
I'd prefer Skitty. You scarred Beeheyem enough
>>6962007
>>6962014
My question is how this fucker solves captchas so fast
>>6962020
And bypasses the god damned 1 minute delay between post
last!
>>6962024
Either bot or passfag.
Not that those are mutually exclusive mind you.
This is not what I wanted to wake up to right before I took my flight to Kanto
We've got thirty replies before new thread, unless people want to push this one to 5th page or something before I make a new one
>>6962049
I can see the "I'm not a robot" button is very helpful. Thanks 4chan.
-Skitty anon
>All this bad porn
>Almost no feral
>Image limit before 300 posts
>Bunch of pissed of RPfags
This is what I get for sleeping in. Bambino.
>>6962072
Well if he has a pass then he doesn't even need to click that button.
Makes it possible to run a dump script.
>>6962109
Makes it kinda funny when you guys were speculating about his motivations and what he would do and how to get back at him when he probably wasn't even here.
Or at least I can't imagine someone dumping manually for that long.
48454c4c4f
>inb4 this was a mistake and he just ran his script in the wrong thread
>>6962006
If you don't come back I'll mark your grave as "The Cavern Adventurer"
>>6962313
Thanks anon. I was sorta running out of ideas for topics.
Well, we can always use this thread for its last leg of life.
How long do you think it'll take the dump fag to get bored?
>>6962814
Days.
>>6962822
Fuuuck. Well, I guess we can still be rp fags in the dying threads. Just have to be siggy fags instead of avatar fags.
>>6962814
Man I was afraid these threads would either get spammed to death or abandoned
Look on the bright side. We've got some time to kill until the guy with the awful porn gets sleepy.
Anyone got anything planed to kill time? I'm burning up a few hours on ESO.
I just got back from My flea bath and wtf.
-zigzag
>>6962899
I wish i could draw :(
>>6962925
Start off with tracing to get the hang of the hand motions needed, and then move on to free handing simple things such as small animals or early gen Pokemon. The hardest part of drawing is probably getting the proportions right, but with practice you'll get there.
>>6962925
>drawing
>in anything but dirt or stone
Kek, haven't died btw
-Rampardos
>>6962925
Humanoid looking Pokemon porn sounds like your worst nightmare
-skitters
>>6962973
I'm in Nacrene. As a forest hobo I don't have any money to speak of, so it looks like I'm going to have to battle for your honor.
Any idea what her team would be now that you aren't in it?
- Tyrantrum Anon
>>6963090
It was just me
>>6963154
Well then. I can't very well battle a human, so it looks like I might have to intimidate her.
Any idea if the lanky guitarist has any Pokemon I have to worry about?
-Tyrantrum anon
>>6961245
the female team skull grunt is one of the few females that i wanna bone
wally is god though
>>6958844
Nice dubs
>>6959422
nice dubs
>>6961233
nice dubs
(Is there anything we can do about the shitposter spamming porn in every new thread now?)
>>6963346
Nope
Flee to discord
>>6963355
what discord?
>>6963346
(We can rename the threads and hope he doesn't catch on, but I don't think that will work. We could move it to another site or another board, but I don't think the other anons are too keen about that)
>>6963359
Someone in the other thread said they were making a discord.
>>6963346
Unfortunately, no.
Just wait it out.
He'll get bored eventually.
>>6963374
I didn't even notice, kinda got drowned out in all the porn. How does discord even work?
I'm gonna make a new thread so that we'll have something else to go to when thread #2 hits auto sage. Hopefully by that time the dumper will have hit the image limit
>>6963374
well I don't trust anyone else to do the job, so here:
https://discord.gg/8wheq
kinda barebones right now while I figure out how this shit works, but for all incense and porpoises it will get the job done.
>>6963346
Nope. Either throw up a discord or wait for him to get bored.
>>6963429
Oh shit
Going dual character just got difficult
What's up with the nice dubs guy...?
>>6963470
Text bot spamming.
>>6963453
I guess I'll just sign each post depending on the character being used at the time
- Skitters / The Tyrantrum anon
There is absolutely no way this could end badly.
>>6963513
I, personally, am planning on not using the voice chat part because fuck that
I get pissed off hearing my own voice I don't want other people to suffer that as well.
- Skitters / Tyrantrum guy
>>6963531
I've got a feeling we'd all end up sorely regretting it if we tried to do it like a old fashioned acting-it-out RP.
- Generic/Mafia Bird
>>6963513
Yeah theres absolutely no chance of this thread being killed because of discord drama at all.
Thats if the spam doesn't do us in.
>>6963429
>Discord
noooooooo
>>6963565
from what I can see so far most of us just wanted to chill, and nothing's really changed, it's more likely that these will die to a full migration.
>>6963784
Gee where have I heard that before?
>>6963832
I wouldn't know, I'm just the guy who made a discord so he had somewhere to RP about having a pokemon adventure
What's the discord, I need a lifejacket on this sinking ship.
I like it here.
Plus it was the first time i rp'd and I had fun.
>Hate discord
>Tfw still wanna chill here
Goddamn it I hope this doesn't become a discord only thing
>>6963875
https://discord.gg/f53r96t
>catchpa: GERMANY ONLY
>>6963885
If the storms blows over we can always get back to the threads.
But I am sure that there will be folks that will do both.
>>6963909
Great.
It's official.
The spammer has killed these threads.
They'll never recover from discord.
>>6963971
We can remake the threads once the spammer is gone, it'll probably just have different characters
>>6963971
We will rebuild.
-zigzag
>>6964000
The spammer has already irreparably damaged these threads.
We could've waited out the spammer but we'll never survive the discord.
Also nice trips
>>6964125
Look as much as I hate discord and I'm not joining the discord lets just have hope that discord won't ruin it.
>>6964156
I just don't think this thread will be any different than any of the other threads that got ruined by discord.
>>6964175
I mean I agree with you man I was hoping we'd never need a discord but I just wanna hope that it doesn't screw us over
>>6964204
I suppose hope is all we have left.
>>6964218
I figure if the threads die I'd try making a new one a few days from now anyway.
I did make the first one.
Whats wrong with going to the pokephilia thread?
>>6964282
I dunno man it just seems rude to start rping in a thread meant for something else.
>>6964282
Because spamming RP shit in that thread would be just as annoying as spamming porn in this one.
>>6964282
They don't want rp in that thread
>>6964351
No we aren't rping in there. Let's just give it a bit and someone can make a new pokemon are real thread.
>>6964374
Also if he keeps spamming in a new thread just report him
>>6964403
new i guess
>>6964430
Yes please report as many of his posts as possible