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Hey hey hey! We are in here now!

HG thread!
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>>6956877
Thanks for the venue cupcake.
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>>6956869
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Woof
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>>6956906
>Picks up and places onto my lap.
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>>6956880
No, I don't want to. I'll do what I want with the spoon, thank you very much.
So rude.
>>6956902
No, I won't! I'm going to do what I want with it!
>>6956906
>Flashbacks to Sam intensify
...H-Hey there, girl.
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>>6956816
Do I get a prize?

>>6956817
>it was an apparition

>>6956830
Have fun 'Chiyo-chan.

>>6956836
My name is Roromiya.

>>6956845
I am?
>looks down and lightly squeezes her tum
But I haven't gained weight?
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>>6956925
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>>6956863
>He locks eyes with her.
Did I live up to your expectations Paula? Because you've probably seen more of me than any other fan.
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>>6956940
Are you giving me that shirt? That's... Suddenly nice. Thank you, I guess?
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>>6956960
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>>6956922
>was having a fun time rolling on the floor.
...woof!
>starts rolling in Big Sakuya's lap.

>>6956925
Woof?
>smiles as her tail wags.
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>>6956901
Hehehe! Paula's not a cpcake! She's a woman just like you!
>>6956906
Are we pretending to be animals now? Can Paula be a cat! Or maybe a moray eel!
>>6956952
Well now Paula thinks he's just a huge nerd! Hihihihi!
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>>6956930
Roromiya...
>Sigh
Lady, i fallen in... Let me serve you.
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>>6956966
What are you up to little one?
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>>6956971
Heh. If so you say so sweet cheeks. Still interesting venue.
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>>6956965
No, I'm just going to keep it on the table for future use.
It's simple.
>>6956966
...
>The orange reaches down to pet the dog, hoping a repeat of Sam won't happen.
...Calm down, Clem. Hey there, girl.
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Looks like someone waiting for someone else to do something. Well while that happens, Give Paula another 24 people! Maybe then we'll get what we want!
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>Everybody is getting jobs except Aussa.

How do we fix this?
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>>6957008
Muffet
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>>6957008
Clementine
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>>6957008
Roromiya
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>>6957009
>Aussa
>Ever not being a complete fuckup
Good one, anon.
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>>6957008
Lum!
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>>6957008
Skull servant
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>>6957008
Meliadoul
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>>6957008
Hatsuharu
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>>6957008
Lapis fucking Lazuli
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>>6956971
Woof.
>she is a dog.

>>6956992
Woof!
>not much, just taking a break from chores.

>>6957004
>nuzzles into the pets
woof woof.

>>6957008
Inu Sakuya
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>>6957008
Ramon
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>>6957008
Ash Crimson
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>>6957008
Vietnam-Chan
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>>6956971
>He rolls his eyes and sighs while putting a finger to her lips, party to stop her from laughing at him.
Am I really that bad? Would you rather me be more like the guy I act like on stage?
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>>6957008
the return
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>>6957008
Atheon
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>>6957008
Sanji
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>>6957008
Aksis Prime
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>>6957008
Poison
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>>6957008
Nagato's swollen anus
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>>6957008
Kaito
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>>6957008
Naked Snake
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>>6957004
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>>6957008
A tiny snek
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>>6957008
Dark Knight
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>>6957044
FUCKING VIETNAM SHITS
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>>6957008
Mother
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>>6957056
W-why? Delet
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>>6957041
Aw... Maybe, just maybe, it won't happen.
>The orange keeps petting the dog, a genuine smile on her face.
You got a name?
>>6957060
Is that an insult? What is it with you and insulting little girls?
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>>6957008
Vi
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>>6957058
oh
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>>6957008
Reigen Arataka
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>>6957068
All niggers must fucking hang.
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>>6957008
Syoko Hoshi
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>>6957065
Bomb Hanoi
Bomb Saigon
Bomb Disneyland
Bomb Everything
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>>6956979
I do not think my superiors would not let you serve me. But we can be friends.
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>>6957071
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>>6957069
No
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>>6956996
You like what Paula's done with the place? She does try to keep it fun! Could use a few more eyes though. What do you think, Vi lady?
>>6957041
Well if we're pretending than can you be my pet until I leave? Paula's always wanted one!
>>6957048
Paula never said that was bad Kaito! Paula would rather if you act like you! If Kaito's a huge nerd then I want him to keep being that way!
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>>6957103
What did I d wrong now m8?
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>>6957041
>Sadly Sakuya was unable to speak dog so she wasn't able to understand.
>She places her hand onto the dog's head and gently scratches it.
I hope the work isn't too much for you.
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>>6957095
Anyone who runs is a VC

Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC
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>>6957112
Don't know.
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>>6957095
FUCK THOSE FUCKING VIETNAM SHITS. KICK EM TO THE CURB AND MAKE EM EAT OUR LEAD.
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>>6957109
The eyes are just a tad offsetting, isn't bad though.
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>>6957098
Friends? oh, what is that? All my dead/life i was a servant.
>Maybe is another kind of servant like the maids
Yes, i can be friends lady Roromiya.
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>>6957135
NUKE THE GOOKS!
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Did Paula make a mistake? She feels she may have.
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>>6957071
>takes out her pocket watch
>"Inu Sakuya"

>>6957109
...woof.
>That all depends.
Woof woof?
>Will there be food?

>>6957119
>shakes her head
Woof.
>curls up in Sakuya's lap and enjoys the scratches.
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>>6957157
Let us proceed. Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6957124
I see.
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>>6957169
That's a sexy spider
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>>6957082
My
>>6957109
Haha, you said 'I' instead of 'Paula', and I wouldn't say nerd, I'd say.. Pervayer of oddities or something like that.
But Paula, I am curious at what you meant earlier when you left, that we could do a lot more stuff.
>>6957157
Swap please.
>>6957088
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>>6957157
Que empieze la fiesta!! I am ready to fight guys!!
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>>6957157
May my fell sword... cut through my enemies.
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>>6957157
As long as you didn't make a mistake at least I'm in this. Time to throw some punches.
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>>6957145
Your name?

>>6957157
Looks fine.
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>>6957157
>>6957083
Give this doofus my spot.
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>>6957166
I see. Are you enjoying your stay?
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>>6957157
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>>6957176
Thank you, dearie. Feel free to look as long as you do not touch the merchandise, ahuhuhu~!
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>>6957178
god
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>>6957209
That's 'genius'. You almost had it, but not quite.
Regardless, my thanks. I'll accept this challenge.
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Paula hopes you like cars! She does but she can never drive one!

GO!
>>6957209
Oh shoot! He will appear next time!
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>>6957224
>poke
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>>6957204
Name? my master never gave me a name and i forgotten mine... Maybe you could call me: skull servant.
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>>6957157
Ready when you are.
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>>6957056
ASSHOLE-CHAN!?!?
>ramsay
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>>6957099
You say that again and again. Is that supposed to mean something?
...Wait, is this about Santa?
>>6957166
Inu Sakuya, huh?
>She then goes to scratch her ears. She's sure dogs like that. She's forgotten.
...Clementine. I know you won't understand, but I may as well return the favour.
>>6957241
I didn't think I was THIS strong...
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>>6957233
>>6957241
What sort of genius can't even arrive on time? Oh well I tried.
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>>6957241
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>>6957241
Dead very nearly first, twice in succession?

Perhaps I shall just retire for the night...

>>6957246
...Do not test me, dearie.
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>>6957281
>prod
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>>6957232
Is this going to be a regular thing?
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>>6957241
A new racer enters the challenge! And don't go to jail! Paula hard it's a bad place for bad people! And you also lose if you do!
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>>6957215
>nods
woof.

>>6957241
Woof!
>chew toy!

>>6957258
Woof.
>enjoys the scratches with a very content look on her face.
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>>6957263
>>6957296
You were saying?
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>>6957249
I will think of a name for you.
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>>6957296
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>>6957289
Try me, dearie. One more time.
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>>6957178
W-What? W-Why would you do that? O-Ohh, you gave your spot to Shiitake-kun and not me...
I see.
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>>6957323
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>>6957304
Still late at the beginning though. If anything you should thank Paula, not me.
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>>6957322
>burger throw of the outer gods
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>>6957296
What the? You're supposed to wear your seatbelts?
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>>6957296
What? I committed no crime so why should I be incarcerated!
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I'm going to destroy shiitake-kun with my dick.
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>>6957309
Oh! that's could be a excelent idea Lady Roromiya. i going to wait.
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>>6957335
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>>6957267
What's with these words? You're losing me fast, because I don't know what's going on.
>>6957300
...It's a crime to be so cute.
>More pets and scratches. It seems it's been a while since she was so happy.
>>6957335
...
What're you looking at?
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>>6957333
>With that, Muffet swiftly and easily spins a web, first ensnaring the human, then wrapping him up fully. She then strings the anon from the ceiling.
Perhaps if I remember tomorrow, I shall let you free. IF I remember! Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6957346
I will also get some clothes for you to wear as well.

>>6957335
Does it have a built in snack machine?
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>>6957335
I'm not touching that vehicle.
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>>6957323
Shiitake-kun..? No, I gave it to you because you were late, did I make a mistake of some kind?
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>>6957359
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>>6957361
>>6957333
>cuts the anon down and takes him home
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>>6957361
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>>6957365
When was this animu conceived?
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>>6957379
...Where are you taking him, dearie?
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>>6957362
Oh! You are very kind but don't worry, i am fine, i like my purple coat
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>>6957335
>can't even see over the dash

>>6957359
>You'll never take her alive.
Woof.
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>>6957345
I-I won't let you do that...H-Hurting my precious friend isn't allowed. Only when I decide to cut him up...Fuhihi...
>>6957367
Y-Yes, Shiitake-kun...It's obvious that you weren't able to resist his cute charm...
W-Wait, what? Ohh...Shiitake-kun wants to thank you...
>She holds up the mushroom
"Oi! Oi! Oi! It's Shiitake-kun talking! Thanks for the spot, young man!"
T-That's what he said...Fuhi...
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>>6957392
You don't want a new purple coat?
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>>6957387
>1981
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>>6957379
thanp mutch
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>>6957418
Looks good for 81
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Uh oh! Paula ran into an itty bitty, game stopping problem! She'll tell you when she fixes it!
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>>6957371
You didn't warn me fast enough. Those stairs looked really safe, but I tripped on the first step...
>>6957393
>You'll be partners in crime with Clementine around. More pets and scratches because she deserves it.
You don't look like a normal dog.
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>>6957438
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>>6957300
That's good to know. Anything you want to do today, Inu.
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>>6957414
Well, If you insist, i will be grateful
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>>6957412
I have a feeling you and my little brother would get along.. He loves mushrooms..
But, you're welcome, anything to help, we're all here to have fun(gus) after all.
>>6957434
Just do your best at fixing it!
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>>6957448
The police? What about the ambulances? I think I got a bruise on my leg... It kinda hurts, actually.
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>>6957472
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>>6957467
It's rare t-to find people who like mushrooms...I-It's even harder to do for me because I d-don't like leaving my room...
B-But fun? It's supposed to be fun being in these games?
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>>6957450
It's no problem.
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>>6957424
>It definitely has a charm to it.
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>>6957480
Ouch! What did you do it so loudly for? You're so rude, you know that?
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>>6957438
>as long as it doesn't end with them driving over a cliff in a Thunderbird.
...Woof.
>she knows that.

>>6957449
Woof?
>suddenly holding up a grocery store ad
>meat sale!
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>>6957504
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>>6957495
Oh!! If I had a human form like you.
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>>6957493
Well, I have more fun interacting with people, I don't really like killing ya'know.
But you're a shut-in that likes mushrooms? There's a joke to be found there somewhere..
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>>6957512
>What makes you think Clementine can drive? Someone else should be the driver.
...I mean, that was kinda dumb to say... What kind of dog are you?
>>6957526
Like I said; I don't think they cause violence. It's just the people, that's all.
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>>6957550
J-Joke? A-Are you going to bully me now? I knew that leaving the house was mistake...
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>>6957564
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>>6957512
>Sakuya takes the ad and looks at it.
Sure, we can go there to buy some meat.
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>It is working on updates. Sorry guys.
>>6957140
Offsetting? That's a bad word, right? Paula doesn't want to be bad! But she likes eyes soooooo much!
>>6957166
You're so cute! Paula will make sure you get big and strong with meat and kindness.
>The strange woman then scrathes the dog's back.
>>6957178
Paula likes to swtich it up sometime! That's just a fancier word for a nerd though! What I mean was that we can have an actual kiss.
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>>6957542
That is only possible because I am half human.

>>6957591
Take your time.
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>>6957582
Share some with me, don't leave me out. You can't eat a bowl of popcorn by yourself.
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>>6957611
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>>6957591
It's bad in a manner. The real question is where did you get all these eyes.
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>>6957564
>she could use a booster seat.
...
>frowns because she doesn't actually know.

>>6957583
>hops off Sakuya's lap and starts running around all excited.
Woof woof woof!

>>6957591
Woof!
>More scratches! Yes!
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>>6957598
Jum, interesting. So, your dad was a skeleton and your mom human and later... you know.
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>>6957627
HE BONED HER
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>>6957627
I don't know. I never seen my parents much while growing up. I was raised by other people in the shrine I was kept.
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>>6957580
Bully you? No, you should watch out for a couple people around here though, you seem pretty.. I wouldn't say timid, maybe meek?
>>6957591
Switch it up huh? And who says I can't be fancy every now and then? But..
>he puts his hands to both sides of her body, pinning her against a imaginary wall.
Kissing huh?
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>>6957616
Well? Can I have some? I think I deserve some... Please?
>>6957618
>She could, but don't be surprised if she crashes the car.
Aw... Maybe you're too special to be a dog.
>She pets the dog, trying to cheer it up and make it stop frowning.
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>>6957646
Badum tsss
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>>6957618
He he he, you're so excited.
>Sakuya stands up and starts to put on her high heels.
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>>6957657
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>>6957617
So it's only a little bad? And that's easy! You can get them in any costume store! All of them are fake unfortunately!
>>6957618
Paula thinks you like this!
>She then changes gears by scratching her chin with one finger.
Paula enjoys it when she gets it done to her too!
>>6957654
W-well yeah...
It sounded like you really wanted to do it. It looks like you still do.
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>>6957673
>Clementine will remember that.
Thank you! I'll try to repay you... No, wait. I'll take this as payment for the car earlier. You're forgiven.
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>>6957682
That's the kicker. If they're all fake then you aren't in any trouble.
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>>6957653
Well, that's sad, i hope these "people in the shrine" were a family for you.

>>6957646
Right in the bone!!
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>>6957654
Y-You mean that I'm weak, right? T-There's nothing wrong about saying that...Fuhihi...
Taking care of mushrooms, or being idol doesn't need strength...L-Like you look weak too...or meek if that sounds better. I don't know...
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>>6957657
woof.
>smiles as she puts those thoughts out of her mind.

>>6957662
>hopping next to the door.
Woof woof!

>>6957682
>turns her head at the chin scratch.
>she's not a cat.
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>While we wait, can anyone rec me some great albums? I've been trying to listen to one or two new ones a day to expand my pallet and explore new genres. Would prefer post-hardcore, post-punk, technical thrash metal, or progressive death metal, but shit, I'll try anything.
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>>6957693
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>>6957715
Dark Side of the Moon
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>>6957714
>It seems like it's been a long time since the orange's smiled this brightly.
There, there. I don't think you're a dog.
>>6957719
Tell the squirrel he should value that game. Some don't have the same luxury as him.
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>>6957715
um shit you seem pretty advanced I doubt I could reccomend you something you haven't listened to
You ever listen to Shinedown?
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>>6957715
>anything by safetysuit or "white crosses" by Against Me

>>6957704
More so than my parents. I do not care for them.
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>>6957682
>Kaito gives a rare smirk and leans in close.
Well, I only really want to because it's you, though I was wondering, what's our third date going to be?
>>6957712
W-wait.. You're an idol as well? What's your name? I don't really keep track of other idols though I should at know the names of one's I have met.
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>>6957748
>>6957712
Idol? Where?!
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>>6957715
(I'm always partial to the Protomen.)
>>6957743
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>>6957746
Well, you weren't alone in your childhood, that's cool.
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>>6957746
W-Why is qtpi on a leash?
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>>6957748
W-What? Y-Yes, I'm an idol, b-but that makes you want to bully me even more..?
T-That's why you want to know my name, right?
Making fun of the name of others...The outside world is scary...
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>>6957759
ramsay no
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>>6957715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4IsC5eb7o
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>>6957715
>cross dimensional triple snoop snowcone poke
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>>6957768
My old master said i could have a bag of chips if I put on a maid dress with a collar and leash.

>>6957767
Might as well have been. 'Chiyo-chan had it worse than I did.
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>>6957760
>She gasps.
Wait... Are... Are we going now? Thank you thank you thank you thank you! You're too nice!
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>>6957715
>(Here's a few random ones)
>(In the Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson)
>(10000 Shots - The Real McKenzies)
>(Europop - Eiffel 65)

>>6957743
Woof.
>looks at her tail
>lightly tugs her ears
>How is she not a dog?
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>>6957694
But why would Paula be in any trouble if they were real? She doesn't get it.
>>6957714
Oh. Doggie doesn't like that? What do they like? Do they like to this?
>She begins rubbing the dog's hair with a confused look.
>>6957748
You're being quite different Kaito! If you wanted a third one, why didn't you just ask for one?
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>>6957801
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>flops around
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>>6957804
>Another genuine smile, orange-flavoured edition.
Not a full dog, silly. You look like a girl with dog ears and a tail.
>>6957817
You're a star, alright! You have your moments, I'll admit. You're suspiciously nice.
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>>6957769
Huh? No, I want to know your name because I think it would be stupid of me to not acknowledge other idols, though maybe I should say mine first..? I'm Kaito.
>>6957805
>He leans back and pulls his arms away.
That's because.. I'm an idiot and didn't think of that.. But!
>His arms are suddenly around her again.
Next time you're here, let's go on a date!
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>>6957839
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>>6957794
Your old master is a pervert.
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>>6957794
Ok. Oh! is late, i need to rest, yeah is funny because i am dead but i need it. So see you later lady Roromiya.
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>>6957844
>>6957839
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>>6957845
>That foreshadowing.

HG wishes they could write half as good as this guy.
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>>6957839
>>6957844
>>6957852
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>>6957715
Do you listen to JoJo's bozzare adventure? Its good album.
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>>6957841
Kaito..? I see, it's fine... Sorry, doing things like this, talking and looking at people...still feels gross.
B-But this is Shiitake-kun...O-Ohh, and my name is Syoko Hoshi. I almost forgot about that. Fuhi...
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>>6957805
Let's just say scavenging up a bunch of eyes isn't what normal people do. Killers usually do it as a trophy or sign of dominance.
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>>6957866
is that a jojo reference???
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This laptop doesn't want to work for me. Sorry guys but if this continues I'll have to stop. Didn't want this night to end this way.
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>>6957844
>>6957852
>>6957858
...Oh! Am I watching the game happen right now? Wow, it really does look amazing.
Um... Who's winning?
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>>6957879
That's unfortunate. But what can you do, right?
>>6957880
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>>6957714
Alright let us go. Try not to run off head of me.
>Sakuya says and opens the door.
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>>6957850
See you around.

>>6957847
His name was S&M man. I was assigned to him to be his secret service agent.
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>>6957879
T-Thank you for trying for us...
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>>6957879
You tried for us Garnet.
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>>6957879
Atleast you tried.
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>>6957879
Nothing to worry about! Its not a big deal you know.
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>>6957897
>secret service agent
That's sound so sexual...
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>>6957879
shit host
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>>6957879
Is OK. Sleep soundly knowing you did your best.
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>>6957897
>S&M man
Too lewd, delet right now.
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>>6957892
Gosh, it's really cool. I didn't think it would be so intense. Magic and... Basketball.
When's the next one going on?
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>>6957729
>Never listened to it in full, so it's about time I do.

>>6957744
>I have, and I really wasn't impressed.

>>6957746
I've heard of Against Me! prior. Punk, right?

>>6957760
>Are they the band that always plays rock vidya OST covers at, like, MAGfest and PAX?

>>6957776
>I started listening to Lift Yer Skinny Fists and I got bored quickly. Maybe this will be better.

>>6957782
>Oh you motherfucker.

>>6957804
>Heard of the former and the latter, but not the middle. I'll give them a go.

>>6957866
>omg yes its my fav album evar

>>6957879
That's quite alright, dearie. If you cannot get it to work, thank you for hosting.
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>>6957867
Well, if you want to know the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just an android built for singing if that makes you feel any better.
Oh, but it's very nice to meet you both, Shiitake-kun and Syoko huh..?
>>6957879
>It's alright, you tried for long enough, so thank you for that.
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>>6957936

>>6957941
>I've heard of them playing at MAGfest, but I don't think they've done OST covers.
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>>6957839
>nods
Woof woof.

>>6957893
>was about to dart out the door, but instead hops into the air and floats around Big Sakuya as to not get too far ahead.
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>>6957941
>yeah
>try Amberlin, Insomnium, Red jumpsuit apparatus, Dead by April and Stardust
>I don't really care for heavier music honestly

>>6957925
>>6957920
He was nice to me.
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>>6957950
I'm not tall enough to do one, though. I'm still a kid.
>>6957954
So you're not REALLY a dog. More like... A dog-girl. Is there a name for people like that?
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>>6957941
>when your musical taste isn't impressive enough for smolgore
o-oh

Maybe you'll like this at least?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI
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>>6957936
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>>6957972
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Man this steam sale is shit
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>>6957962
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>>6957947
A-Android? F-First I'm talking to mushrooms, and now the washing machine is talking to me too...
P-People will think I'm even a bigger weirdo...M-M-My weirdo level will reach too high levels!
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>>6957977
>>6957972
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>>6957980
FUCK2016
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>>6957966
STOP
DELET RIGHT NOW
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>>6957976
...Woah! Another basketball player? Were you the one playing against the other guy?
>>6957977
>>6957989
I can see that. Are you going to have another round against him? I'd like to see it!
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Rate my character
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>>6958003
Black/10
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>>6957950
>I might be thinking of, like, Minutemen. I dunno.

>>6957966
>Heard of a few of 'em there. Also, not many people in HG do, unfortunately. I hardly ever get to CJ about stuff like the album I'm currently listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLorNSZjcBI

>>6957974
>I mean, to each their own. You enjoy what you enjoy. Also I've seen that video and it owns bones.

>>6957980
>Eh, I'm not complaining. The Witness for $20 and Kentucky Route Zero for $12.49. I'll take it.
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>>6957997
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>>6957988
W-washing machine?!.. I-I know I usually get stuck with laundry duty but that kinda hurts.. And a lot of people talk to me and they're not weird..
>>6958003
>It's Will Smith!
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>>6958003
I can't see shite mate. I guess it kinda looks like a young Fidel Castro?
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>>6958009
>If anything, it might be the Megas. They get confused often.
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>>6958007
>>6958015
Better view
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>>6957954
God girl.
>Sakuya gives them a gentle pat on the head before walking with them to the sale.
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>>6958009
>zoz
>>
Okay, if noone minds, I'm gonna host. But I need to know if entry should be this thread or the next.
>Also, Legacy captcha doesn't seem to want to work for me right now so I might have to do some adjusting during the game.
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>>6958013
D-Did I say something wrong..? S-Sorry, I don't know anything about machines...s-so I thought all of them were the same...
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>>6958010
This game is so cool! I can't wait to see the ending, you don't have games like these nowadays!
>>6958028
>The girl starts cheering for the man, a smile on her face.
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>>6958009
>I prefer smooth melodic music such as jazz and light metal at most.
>scream imo is one of the most idiotic things out there that you can cram into your ears but if that's what some people are into then that's fine

>>6957995
What?
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>>6958041
This thread is great, Emi.
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>>6958025
Looks like he just got done shooting up a school and he's looking for his walkman with Linkin Park tracks on it.
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>>6958041
Nee
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>>6958051
Ay yo hol up, where the fuck did those tits come from.
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>>6957972
>shrugs
Woof...
>her eyes start to feel heavy as she yawns.

>>6958030
Woof.
>her tail wags in anticipation of all the tasty steaks.

>(Wasn't tired five minutes ago, now I am...damn my screwed up sleep schedule.)
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>>6958051
You've got some fine tastes vert. You really are my spirit animal.
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>>6958065
I have always had them.
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>>6958048
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>>6958058
It doesn't help that I also have a fucking Katana.
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New it is. Be ready for entry if you're interested. I'll make the thread.
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>>6958078
No you haven't, don't even act like you have.
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>>6958024
>Could be. I dunno, I'm not really into the whole vidya music scene, even OSTs.

>>6958051
>...Are you calling Suffocation screamo, or am I misreading that? Because they are far from screamo.
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>>6958075
I have a wide taste really. Just stuff like Offspring to Stardust or Bad Company to old school Metallica. It's what I was raised on
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>>6958094
>Fair enough.
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>>6958083
Katanas are pretty sweet though. Its a shame they've been memeified.
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>>6958071
(I haven't slept properly in a long time. Go to sleep if you need it.)
>Once arriving to their destination Sakuya says,
Alright I'll leave the shopping to you.
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>>6958103
>>6958103
>>6958103
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>>6958108
I think everyone can agree katanas are cool, but neckbeards ruin it as usual.
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>>6958051
Want some jazz 2hu music?
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Game?
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