/sug/ - Steven Universe General Smoky Quartz Edition Last

>>6951926
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS

So when does Lapis fuck Sapphire with water tentacles?

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Gems should go grocery shopping

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Smogi

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>>6951877
>worthless
NO.

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AMBER AND SHELBY A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH THEM A HAPPY LONG MARRIAGE!

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Pink Diamond soon to be confirmed best diamond

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>Two gems were ready to on a plane that would take the both of them far away to start a new life.
>Lapis and Peridot were so happy to be going somewhere new somewhere sunny and hot to spend the rest of there life's.
>Peridot was so happy when Lapis told her about this and Lapis seemned very excited as she said "Now I can finally leave all my troubles behind and start a new life brining everything I hold dear to me."
>Peridot didn't bring to much with her but Lapis had a huge case with her that she said was super important.
>Before they were to board the plane Lapis said "Give me a second Lapis I just need to check my case then will go on the plane and leave this place forever."
>She gave Peridot a quick kiss then left to the bathroom with her case.
>Inside the bathroom Lapis made sure the coast was clear before opening up the case Lapis smiled when she looked inside.
>Inside lied Steven the half gem boy she cared so much about...
>He was nude besides his underwear tied up with tape across his mouth silencing him.
>Steven was looking up at Lapis trying beg her to let him free.
>Lapis smiled and stoked his cheek "Dont be scared Steven...this for your own good..I can't let you be with those Crystal gems they dont care about you like I do..
>Steven tried to cry out for help but it was no use as Lapis injected him with a drug
>"This will help you sleep peacefully through the flight. Don't worry my sweet Steven soon you I and Peridot will be in paradise where we will live out the rest of are lives together.."
>Later Lapis and Peridot were on the plane >Peridot put her head on Lapis shoulder to rest smiling happy to be with the one she loved.
>Lapis herself was so happy as she hugged her best freind tight and kept her case close next to her seat.
>She said under her breath "Rest my loves...the both of you will never leave me and I will keep you forever weather you want to be with me or not..."

>>6951995
>a Jasperfag not working out and trying to become buff and strong for Jasper
Amber is fake

>>6951995
They got married? Well congratulations to them.

>>6951843
god, C is a shit language. I can still use it fine, but the only language I hate working with more is Java.

I'm in web app dev so I just stick to scripting languages. It's a damn shame perl died out because it was a fine language, even with sigils

>>6951841
you know, even though I point to those other things as high tech, I think we overlook some of the little things.

Namely, how is it that we got tools that are precise right down to a nanometer scale from just banging rocks together. How did we, human beings living in a disorderly, imprecise world create nanomachines from sticks and pine cones

and would you believe that our oldest use of nanoparticles comes from the greeks? 2000 years ago, people managed to make atom-thick flecks of gold just from smacking nuggets. And what did they do with this innovation? They used it to make a fucking wine glass I shit you not

>>6952023
Amber is the model of a typical Jasperfag, gay fat lazy retards.

>>6951995
Is Amber aware of our Fatsper memes? Is that why she's so fat?

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6951963
You should kill yourself.

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>>6952064

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>>6952001
She literally gave birth to Jasper. I'd say that puts her in pretty good standing already

I hope she doesn't have helmet hair though

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>>6951981
Is a cute

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I wish Tang hadn't fallen off the edge of the Earth.

>>6952077
*bad standing

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lapiven

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>>6952094
not canon

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>>6952094
canon

>>6952072
Seeing this image makes me want a Last of Us styled AU story were Lapis and Steven have to survive in a world filled with corrupted monsters.

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>>6952092

>>6952072
Kek, there's my current lockscreen. Such a cool looking picture.

>>6952086
people do that when they get busy with professional work.

>>6952092
>>6952115
ugh

>>6952077
Actually Pd impregnated Earth with Jasper and Warth gave birth to Jasper. Pd is actually Jasper's dad.

>>6952050
RAPE

>>6952105
Steven and Greg are going to double team her.

>>6952109
I'm now imagining an angelic-looking Lapiven fusion fighting off hordes of corrupted gems and fusion experiments.

>>6951963
They did. In Gem Harvest. Off screen.
Even though an episode with the Gems grocery shopping would be way more entertaining than the actual episode we got.

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>>6952029
yeah, scripting langs are so much more useful for general purpose programming. Never tried Java, but I must say at least it has a beautiful concept (the JVM). Which is one positive thing I have more to say about it than I have about C. But OO is so terribly verbose in all the wrong places.

>>6952107
I need canon pictures of Lapis raping Steven.

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>>6952105
>we will never have Lapis awkwardly trying to flirt with Greg
Feels bad.

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>>6952123
I'll ugh you

>>6952165
ugh

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>Jasper is crying her eyes out as she had been defeated and humiliated so many times by all these "failures"
>And now the gem she hated the most didn't even remember her diamond.
>All the memoirs of PD were flooding back to her and she felt the tears rush down her face thinking about that day Rose took PD from her.
>While Jasper was on the floor crying she saw Steven was walking slowly up to her Jasper was expecting Rose to try to convince her to come join her like she had such weak of will.
>Jasper felt her sadness turn to hate as she looked up at Steven who was right next to her and shouted "What Rose! what are you going to say huh? Another one of your ll so inspiring speeches and talk about how special life is on the this miserable rock? well?..... SAY SOMETHING!
>Suddenly Jasper felt soft little lips pressed against hers a sweet taste of roses filled her mouth as her eyes were perfectly alinged with the big stary eyes of a gem she hated so very much.
>Steven was kissing her..How? why? in an instant nothing at all made sence to Jasper as this weak traitor of a gem kissed her with so much passion and love....
>The kissed felt like it lasted forever and Jaspers "heart" felt like it pulled in opposed directions as she didn't know if she should be happy or sad,
>Steven finally parted lips looking at her with a blushing face as Jasper felt her own cheeks turn a brite red.
>Steven said in a clam voice "I still think your the most perfect gem in the universe your perfect in ever way..."

>>6952077
Pink Diamond will have fluffier hair than Jasper, Rose, and Amethyst combined, no dumb sculpture hair like Yellow Diamond gems

>>6952178
Jasper is a retard beta cuck lol

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>>6952178
I want Jasper to watch pic related.

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>>6952170
Ruki's Jaspidot is acceptable Jaspidot

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>>6952150
She doesn't rape the ones she pure loves you stupid fucking retarded assfuck.

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>>6952160
I want Greg to impregnate Lapis and make a cute loving little sister for Steven.

>>6952178
When will Steven impregnate Jasper to create the perfect hybrid quartz.

>>6952196
why is Lapis looking at her like that? its weird her expression is weird.

>>6952219
This is shotacon. Mods, you know the drill.

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Just some Sapphire, Garnet, Ruby, and Steven left and we're done.

https://www.google.com/search?q=color+picker

Choose one or more colors, and tell me a blank area to fill in. Dubs can override a prior color choice, trips override dubs, and so forth.

>>6952214
You mean brother to roughhouse with.

>>6952226
Lapis is a weird gem.

>>6952226
She's fucking Peridot.
I'd have a horrified look on my face, too.

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>>6952170

>>6952179
N U T

>>6952124
Isn't it implied Jasper's "dad" is a peridot since they run the kindergartens

>>6952146
It's not a fault of OOP. It's a fault of crappy designers. Java's JVM can be useful (though it can restrict how much memory you're allowed to use, iirc making valid code unrunnable unless you customize your settings) but the big issue with it is they create a bunch of completely unnecessary middle man classes, give them huge fucking names, and then make them enforced static type. as a result, something that would be 20 characters in javascript and 100 in C++ will take up your entire screen in java.

For example, if you want to make a POST request in JS it's just

XMLHttpRequest(args)

whereas in java it's exactly 61 characters too long for me to include in this post if I stop at "it's"

>>6952240
peridot's vagina and belly button #000000

>>6952240
#000000
rgb(0, 0, 0)
Pearl's gem.

>>6952287
Jaspidot just got even better

>>6952287
A Peridot would be more like a babysitter. An injector would be more like a "dad".

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>>6952255
I dont know I think it would be cuter if Steven had a little sister to protect and care for.
But a little scrappy brother who wants to play fight with him is adorbs as well so I'm hard pressed for choices.
Either way I know Lapis will create the perfect hybrid children.

Translate Nyong's comic anyway

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I'm tired of xenos. Post humans.

>>6952276
ugh

>>6952311
Oh, shit. I actually got dubs on my first try.

>>6952316
>loli Jasper and a tall Era-I peridot

>>6952333
you first

>>6951995
god i hate fat girl angle shots

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>>6952339
'kay

>>6952215
Will the Jasper child just be kind of like Steven stocky but strong or will the kid be super strong because unlike Rose Jasper is pretty ripped.

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>>6952333
For those trips, I can meet you halfway

>>6952337
>retarded and defective Betasper and Peridot's manager

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>Be Jasper
>Get uncorrupted
>Go to find Lapis again
>See this
>What do?

>>6951995
Now I can put a face to the retard making all of those Trump posts

>>6952316
I presume the peridots operate the injectors

>>6952333
>implying S is human
>implying she's not another Rose Quartz that had to go into hiding because of a mass Rose Quartz genocide after the rebellion

>>6952352
Go fuck Sapphire.

>>6952352
Shatter them both

>>6952050
God, this episode never seems real to me because of how fucked up Pearl acted

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>>6952333

>>6952352
fuck Sapphire

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>>6952346

>>6952373
CUTE

>>6952352
Go finger a Labrador retriever

>>6952372
Pearl is a piece of shit. Nothing new.

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>>6952383

>>6952373
I want MG to sit on my face.

>>6952352
Punch the 4th wall down and strangle Zuke.

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>>6951995
I can't look at this without imagining that hussie married them.

Actually wait. If hussie knows the crew and the crew know alex hirsch, does that hint that hussie knows alex hirsch?

dear god, this reference was planned by them?

>>6952109
>Last of Us
Overrated piece of garbage.
Horrible game, dooming the human race and all of that.

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>>6952388
>>6952373
Cute is not the word I'd use to describe her.

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>>6952287
I see, so it's just a case of java being java. Really no wonder all people I've seen write it have IDEs that interface and abstract it to hell and back

>>6952357
>Implying S isn't Steven and Connie's time traveling daughter

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Jasper's pretty eyes

>>6952357
Where would her gem be?

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>>6952333
I've been posting about a Ronaldillion images of humans in the last thread. I need a break.

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>>6952438
i love her

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>>6952416
Correct

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I wonder what the gems though of mythology around the world. Picture somewhat related.

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>>6952438
>"Surprise! No eyes!"

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>>6952333

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>>6952433
>>6952357

Do you need epileptic axes to cut epileptic trees? Because at this rate we need some serious deforestation in the near future.

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>>6952438
I want Steven to make sweet love to her to make her happy and feel loved again before he whispers into his ear "I'm pink diamond and your my Jasper."

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>>6952333
Here's a human.

>>6952514
>Steven was Pink Diamond all along, Rose just forced her to take a different form and erased her memories.
>Jasper nearly killed her mother, and ends up fucking her.

Well.

>>6952514
>Jasper, like a newborn duckling, becomes super attached to Steven

>>6952555
Robbie Rotten is too perfect to be human.

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>>6952333
>6952333

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>>6952333

>>6952555
What if Robbie was the original hero, but lived long enough to become the real villain!?

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>>6952600

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>>6952333
>>6952596

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>>6952579
That would be cute as fuck to be fair. She'd be big sister for Steven to love

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what we jammin to /sug/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

>>6952617
>blue team
>two members are blue
W-WAS THIS PLANNED?!

>>6952449
probably on her back somewhere. Maybe the back the neck? It has to be somewhere where it would be out of sight but also conform to gem location symbolism rules

>>6952510
It's sort of like the way it is with ruby's death. There's actually surprising amount of foreshadowing in favor of it, but it won't happen anyway.

>S doesn't just look like Rose, she's also roughly the same height in comparison to Pearl, which is far outside the normal human range of height
>Steven and Amethyst guessed she dyed her hair but when asked she deflected
>when pearl said her hair was made of light she said "I know how that is"
>S was not given a voice actress, which is significant because all gems of the same kind share the same VA. If she was a RQ, her having Rose's VA would give it away

I don't think S is a Rose Quartz, but if they did go that way it it wouldn't have come out of nowhere

>>6952593
>we will never have a Dio-like YD who stops time and shatters Peridot before we even knew what happened

New promo is up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>6952333
>>6952333

>>6952634
two members are blue but pearl has cyan "blood" and Amethyst is on the blue side of purple

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>>6952599
a true hero

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>>6952622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-5rO8b67I

>>6952668
What about Stevie

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>>6952646
>all of the Crystal Gems are shattered before Steven discovers the secret of Yellow Diamond's stan- gem.

>>6952622
https://youtu.be/Nbe5RERDh4k

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>>6952333

>>6952646
I hope the Diamonds are all disgustingly overpowered.

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>>6952622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rOlh25CQzM

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>>6952622
Why didn't your [Embed] work?

https://youtu.be/CMtqPebwMQY

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Do me a favour, /sug/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11987493

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>>6952736
because god hates me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

>>6952694
Except for Lapis and Jasper, who both get swallowed by Yellow Pearl's black hole before even encountering YD.

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>>6952579
>Jasper finds out Steven is PD she becomes super obsessed with Steven and cant stop apologising for almost killing him.
>Jasper becomes very clingy only wanting to be around her diamond and serving him as much as she can,
>Steven doesn't want Jasper to do this but even when he asks not to be worshipped Jasper just keeps getting more and more clingy.
>It gets to the point were Jasper follows him everywhere and even wants to carry him because he is royalty.
>She even watches him while he sleeps making Steven more uncomfortable then ever before as now Pearl and Jasper watched him sleep.

>>6952737
You mean 26-29.

>>6952686
he's the odd man out

though if connie had been on the team it would have worked since connie's motif color is turquoise (which is my guess about her ancestor if Becky turns out to be lying)

>>6952726
the diamonds all seem to be benders
>YD is plasma
>BD is water
>WD is light

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>>6952737
>30 or 30+

Anyway, 20yo student here

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>>6952622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUPtoiFm5A&t=1s

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>>6952724
I hope Pearl gets a phone in the upcoming bomb, I really want to see her get to know human culture more.

>>6952760
It was a typo.

>>6952773
Always give a decent range.

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>>6952756
>only Pearlnareff survives

>>6952694
What would the other Diamonds' stands be?
I'm thinking Blue would be King Crimson, and Pink is Killer Queen.

>>6952759
>Steven is PD
stopped reading right there
jasperfags autism knows no bounds

>>6952749
Oh, my browser put a line break right where the URL started so I didn't realize there was no space before it

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I love Lapis.

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>>6952333
GREG IS AN ALCOHOLIC

>>6952795
But Sapphire with King Crimson fits much more.

>>6952771
>WD is light
>she can generate a localized version of the corrupting light that instantly poofs gems

>>6952815
Actually, that's what I'd imagine a fusion of Sapphire and Eyeball would be like.
She'd have the power to erase time by stabbing it.

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>>6952791
>survives

>>6952805
okay but who is this?

>>6952814
Why is Greg so ugly?

>>6952836
>Slashes away the past

>>6952814
I want drunk Greg to verbally abuse Pearl.

>>6952837
Pearl's corrupted form is a turtle confirmed.

>>6952814
He was missing for 3 or 4 of Steven's birthdays. He was probably out drinking

>>6952814
When will homewrold capture Greg and use his powerful tool to create more perfect hybrid children?

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>>6952555
Excellent taste my friend

>>6952600
>>6952606
sauce?

>>6952818
I think it's very likely she can create hard light constructs like holopearl except more real, like gem bodies. Plus she can use the enemies from attack of the light

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>>6952814
>TFW Greg will never find someone to love like Rose ever again.

>>6952865
They end up getting defeated by Rose Quartz Requiem (Steven after getting shot by Opal), who fixes time by spitting on it.

>>6952917
>implying he won't marry and impregnate the space aids dog

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>>6952917
He just needs to find a replacement.

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>>6952599
He was the original hero, saving the inhabitants of Lazytown from the worries of the world and keeping them comfy and happy. But now all the kids want to be active and healthy, and he's left in the dust, alone and helpless. So he tries to get rid of Sportacus in hopes that it will return the status quo, because that's all he can really do at this point. There is nothing, and nobody, left for him. He has no-one. Being Robbie is suffering.

>The Gems had left on a mission, and in their place Lapis had said she would babysit Steven.
>The rain softly patted against the windows as Steven let out a gentle breath
>Lapis had her back against the wall, near Steven's bed.
>Steven himself was resting against Lapis, his head resting just under her chin.
>His eyes were getting heavier and heavier as Lapis held him, each second that passed Steven was fighting a loosing battle against sleep.
>The Ocean Gem held the hybrid in a close hug as he fogh of sleep desperately.
>Lapis smiled, and decided to turn the tide of battle, she opened her mouth and using her angelic voice started to sing softly to Steve
"Every breath you take..."

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>>6952646
that would be hilarious, actually

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>>6952622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnD-uv5Mmc

Sam is better than any ASMR video

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>>6952933
>Jasper finds out that Greg killed Rose
>demands he show her how he did it
>wants a hands-on demonstration

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Lapis has a flat chest.

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>>6952944
>He ends up killing her creating another hybrid kid and ends up back to square one again.

>>6952944
Rose was soft cuddly and warm. Lapis on the other hand, is cold, clingy and has show she will kill.

>>6952966
>>6952972

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>>6952917

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>>6953001
Lapis should die already

>>6952966
am I the only one who cant listen to that song without thinking about a creep stalker following you from the shadows?

>>6953007
>implying rose is not capable of being a killer
>implying she's not secretly cold and ruthless
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6953001
Disgusting

>>6953001
But a big water tentacle.

>>6953004
What happens if Greg impregnates a corrupted gem? Does the baby come out corrupted too?

>>6953004
It's a rinse and repeat process, you see? This was Greg's ultimate goal: To killfuck all of the gems.

>>6952984
god, you can actually see the downs syndrome in his eye spacing

>>6953001
good. big tits are overrated. They just sag and fail to cover the rib cage

>>6952980
time stop, or rose sheena?

>>6953001
But then how did I get all this delicious watery breast milk?

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>>6953035
I want to bully Lapis.

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>>6953058
S being a Rose Quartz

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>>6953071
She deserves it.

>>6952050
That episode was the first one I watched
I hate pearl

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>>6953071
Depending on her mood that day she'd either cry, not care, or commit murder.

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>>6952779
I wish we'd get new hype anime intros featuring all the gems doing random shit, but apparently that costs "money"

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>>6953058
Don't insult my Sammy

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>>6953102
Or just chain them up and rape them for around a year.

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>>6953071
You cant bully a rock if you wanted to

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What will make Lapis finally cry in?

>>6953205
steven's penis

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>>6952966
>When Steven finally falls into a peaceful slumber Lapis holds him close and strokes his hair listening to his light breathing and feeling his little heart beat against her chest.
>Lapis wanted to stay like this forever being this close to Steven made her feel whole again she no longer felt sad or empty.
>All Lapis wanted to do was stay with Steven she wanted to see everything in his life this young gem had only existed for such a short time and Lapis wanted to see him grow and change ever step of the way.
>Lapis blushed as she gave Steven a light kiss on his head and said into his ear quietly "I want to be your wife one day Steven..I hope one day you and I can be together forever as I hope we can be.."
>Lapis then closed her eyes the droplets of rain and light breathing of Steven his slow but steady heart and his warm soft body made Lapis feel so relaxed that she closed her eyes and joined Steven in a peaceful slumber...

>>6953205
Being molested by Peridot

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>>6952622
https://youtu.be/C35DrtPlUbc

>>6953205
*in show

>>6953205
Jasper getting healed/redeemed

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>>6953223
She already was.

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>>6953205
Steven dying....
And that sadness will quickly turn to rage and hate

>>6953173
it's a shame he did't blow the back of his skull out. "people" like him have nothing to offer this world

>>6953261
>we'll never get an in-depth look at Lapis' interrogation

>>6953275
When Steven dies the earth drowns

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>>6953275
Would she even want to stay on earth, assuming she doesn't just try to destroy it?

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>>6953281
Yeah we will. Along with a lengthy flashback of PD deflowering her favorite Jasper

>>6953328
>Would she even want to stay on earth

To pace forever on the ground Steven once walked

>>6953334
I yearn for such an episode.

>>6952240
#700045
Garnet's skin and mouth

>>6951995
>Andrew Hussie married them

holy fucking lel

>>6951926
>>6950352
>>6950356
The last time I asked this, the anons who answered said that they definitely would. When I pressed further and asked why, stating that most non-Afro 4chan users hated Black people, the anons answered that it was only Black *men* that they hated, and Black women were okay.

In fact, they said that they had to "breed" Black women, and Black-coded aliens like Garnet, to prevent and counter Black men "breeding" Caucasian women.

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>>6953317

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>>6953281
An episode where Steven teaches Lapis how to sleep and she starts projecting every single one of her bad memories through her gem while she cries in her sleep would be fun.

>>6953281
Of course not.
This is a kids' show.

>>6951995
How does she move with tits that big? Her back must hurt constantly.

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>>6953277
You take that back

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Pearl?

>>6953477
"AMETHYST WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THEIR WITH STEVEN?"

T. Cuckpearl

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Who will Sugar break next?

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>>6953261
So, how many times did Peridot molest Lapis on the hand ship?

>>6953507
my dick

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>>6953507
If PD finally makes an appearance in the next bomb, then her.

>>6953507
Steven

>>6953518
G U Y S
U Y S
Y S
S

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this may be a strange question but does anyone else wish they could live in a city and jungle at the same time? I don't mean like you'd go out one door and there's a rainforest and another door leads to a city street, I mean I wish the two completely overlapped with the streets having a canopy, vines crawling up the sides of brownstones, some roads being replaced by babbling streams and ever-purple jacarda branches blending seamlessly with japanese and art-deco architecture

I keep having dreams of landscapes like this. One in which battery park city had become a terraced hanging gardens built in a baroque style with this exotic grocery store occupying a 4-story glass tower overlooking a nonexistent river that has tropical fruits you can't find anywhere else in new york. There was another where my childhood apartment complex had become the inspiration for the setting of a power rangers movie (no, I can't explain it), but the cafes down the block had been built like japanese taverns and pink-blossomed vines had engulfed towers of blue and yellow bricks

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>>6953499
No

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>>6953507
Peridot needs to break. She's had it too good for too long.

>>6953559
Oh ,y god what if this post

>>6953572
Peridot has no more flaws she is an irredeemable woobie meme. The only thing they can do is literally kill her.

>>6953572
Just let Homeworld invade already so the Space Giraffe can use her shards for shoe polish.

>>6953507
Garnet or Peridot, they're the only ones who still haven't been broken.

>>6953572
Back when we thought YD was going to be Dio, I had the headcanon that she'd show up and Peridot would immediately start groveling and apologizing but then YD would stop time just long enough to pluck her gem out of her head and crush it into silicate dust. And the only person who would see it happen would be Steven, who's completely conscious but immobile in frozen time unless his shield is out which protects him completely

>>6953559
are you lost?

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>>6953572
Does she now?

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>>6953275
>Lapis sat atop a tower made of water.
>She looked down from above the Earth was no longer a planet filled with life but a west land covered in water and blood...
>The very planet had been drowned out of hatred and rage all from one sad little broken gem.
>The city's were in ruins flooded and dead all the lands had been drowned lighting thunder covered the earth in darkness and the whole planet was silent and dead
>Lapis didn't know how long it had been since that awful day..
>Back when the Earth was greener and more alive Lapis felt maybe there was hope..for the longest time all she felt was emptiness and hate but when a small caring gem helped her and set her free Lapis felt like someone cared about her again.
>She grew to love that boy and even came to like other gems and even befriended a gem she once hated.
>Steven made her feel loved again and made her feel that maybe she had hope and that she could happy again.
>But good things never last...
>The earth's peace was shattered when homeworld ships blocked out the sky and millions of gems came down killing and destroying everything they found.
>Lapis only cared about one thing protecting Steven..
>She rushed through the chaos but when she found Steven she saw he was in battle with quartz solders who all wanted him dead.
>Steven was holding his own but when Lapis screamed out to him Steven dropped his guard and a quartz took the opportunity to stab Steven.
>Lapis eyes went wide in horror as Steven went cold and blood trickled out his body and mouth.
>The gems charged at him hurting him.
>Lapis looked on and felt her head become dark her vision turned red as all she could feel was a boiling anger in her heart.
>The hate overtook her and as the world around her turned red and a low ringing was all she could hear.
>She blacked out..and when she came too she looked around and saw all the quartz solders were gone she looked at her hands and saw broken gem shards covering her battered hands.

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>>6953610
Just make Lapis fuck Sapphire and you've got a broken Garnet there.

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>>6953591
>>6953599
>>6953620
I don't want Peridot to die. I want her to suffer.

>>6953614
as long as the world is this ugly in comparsion, yes. god yes.

>>6953507
Ruby, let's look at the facts

>redshirt
>garnet is steven's mentor
>garnet is the ace
>Ruby's gem is the only one broken off of the temple
>there are 8 known rubies but they're mapped to 7 dwarves. for the motif to work one needs to die
>Steven is supposed to become the leader, but there's no appropriate opportunity to transition if garnet is still around

>>6953648
A little suffering never hurt anybody.

>>6952502
Is that just Priyanka's excuse to have car sex and a snuggle when they get to her place?

>>6953648
Peridot will never suffer she'll just poof and reform into an even bigger meme.

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>>6953559

considering how cheap it is to make, why has nobody plated a building with fake Mother Of Birdmom

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>>6952600
kill yourself

Would you fill Lars with your cum if given the chance?

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>>6952606
kill yourself

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>>6953716
Priyanka is straight.

>>6953765
I don't have cum.

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>>6952664
kill yourself

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>>6953778
And into cuckolding

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>>6953791
Well not with that attitude.

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>>6953765
Yes.

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>>6952759
kill yourself retard

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>>6952050
Pearl is the worst

>>6953818
Fuckoff.

>>6953839
kys

>>6953823
this is the most on-model scene i have ever seen of this show

>>6953858
>indexer fights back
LOL!

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>>6953823
Dont hate, love

>>6953878
i hope pearl kills herself and you do too

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Remember, /sug/. Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.

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>>6953778
>ifunny
kill yourself retard

>>6953815
No no, the good Lars.

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>>6953896
Who hurt you anon?

>>6953963
Ah, you meant Ulrich. Gotcha.

>>6953878
>>6953978
Fucking kill yourself, pearlfag.

>>6953778
Armstrong is male so what's the problem, Boblem?

>>6953986
>Lars Ulrich
>good

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>>6954025
Gems can't be male, anon. Who fooled you into thinking Armstrong wasn't a pretty girl?

>>6954032
There's a reason I didn't post him first.

>>6953962
Indexer is shit.....

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>>6953878

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Love you /sug/

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>>6953994

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>>6954041
Yes.

>>6954068
Love you too, fuckingpigcunt.

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>>6954039
Dat fat dik.

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>>6954068
fuck off you malformed hamster

>>6954082
>best guess for this image: Trash

>>6954082
BMsper looks like a malformed hamster with stripes.

>>6954081
So your homosexual delusional fantasies. Got it

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Boy did this general go downhill quick

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>>6954094
Wow

>>6954127
Yeah, happened right around the influx of lapisfags. What a coincidence.

>>6954127
Show*

>>6954127
Fags will sleep very soon

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Remember when Pearlfags were the only significant waifufags we had to weather? Those were the days.

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300

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>>6954127
How can we fix it?

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most likely finished, probably won't do anything else to this.

>>6954140
This. Though the general suffered without Lapisfags as well.

I preferred it when Lapisfags were docile in reveled in the suffering of themselves and their waifu. Now they are just as loud and argumentative as any other gemfu poster.

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>>6954161
Only one way.

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>>6954199

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>>6954161
I'm just saying, maybe we shouldn't knock it until we try it.

>>6954127
That's because you're a Lapisfag and nobody has posted the blue retard in seconds so you're getting buttflustered.

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>>6954173
I'm not some quiet little wifey who will just sit back and let others have their fights and their go at me while I just have to take it without defending myself. I am not your little bitch to abuse anymore, I am stronger and I will fight you all to my last breath. I am Lapisfag, here me roar.

>>6954039
Because all traces of a self image have been broken and I think would be cute if this thing wanted to be male for its new identity.

>>6954251
You're an asshole.

>>6954251
Nobody would have anything bad to say about you if you weren't such a vocal faggot in the first place. It's why people like Amyfags or Garnetfags are forgotten about for the most part.

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>>6954251
What you believe to be a trial is nothing more then your delusion taking over.
Being the vocal minority is never a good thing and i wouldn't want to start this up again if i was you.

There is only ridicule and destruction down this path.

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FUCK COSPLAY JASPER ALREADY

/sug/should I Jack off tonight

>>6954251
At least you got guts.