/sug/ - Steven Universe General Meme diamond Edition Last

File: tumblr_ocwazjnlLh1uii5kto1_1280.jpg (442KB, 1170x1101px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 1170x1101px

Gems should run a small shop on the beach

>>6933311
You should kill yourself.

File: tumblr_o7crpkZLG11tkokd7o2_1280.gif (28KB, 799x723px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 799x723px

>>6933311
that would be adorbs

File: 54802294_p1_master1200.jpg (585KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

585KB, 1200x1200px

Posting again.

>Lapis and Steven were both captured by BD and sent to her court.
>BD examined both the hybrid and powerful water gem and thought of a interesting way she could use them.
>Steven and Lapis had special collars around there necks that prevented them from using any gem powers.
>The quartz guards brought Steven and Lapis into the large chamber in the far end of the room sat BD stroking her Pearl like she was a house cat and in the middle of the room was a massive almost bed like area.
>Steven and Lapis were brought into the middle of the room Lapis said "Please do what you want with me but leave Steven alone he doesn't deserve this!
>Steven said "That's enouth Lapis...you know I would never leave you behind again its either you leave or we leave together I'm not leaving you behind again..."
>Bd giggled to herself as she watched Lapis and Steven "My..you two do care so much for each other...I almost feel bad for ehat i'm going to do."
>Lapis said "Please don't hurt my Steven!
>BD said "Hurt? I wouldn't dream of it. This hybrid is far to valuable of a resource to be simply shattered."
>Lapis hoped BD was telling the truth but what did she mean by resource?
>Steven said "What the heck do you have planned for us?
>BD said "You know Steven I thought you were just some kind of mistake when I first laid my eyes on you but that was foolish of me I now know just how useful you are. You mite be the most valuable gem we have...you could very well end Planet harvesting as we know it."
>Steven was so confused "What do you mean?
>BD smiled and said "Why your going to create more hybrids for us of course..."
>Suddenly one of the quartz guards came up behind Steven and forced some kind of drink down his mouth.
>Steven was taken of guard and the drink had already entered his body and affecting him.
>"Cough" "cough"..What the hell was that?
>BD said "Just a little something to make you compliant."

File: Fuse.jpg (46KB, 310x392px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 310x392px

>>6933417
>Lapis shouted "Steven are you ok? please tell me... "
>Steven said "i dont know my head..it feels so dizzy and hot.."
>Steven seemned to be a of balance as the world became a lot more blurry to him and he had strange thoughts rushing through his head.
>Oh man..what's going on? why do I feel so hot?
>Lapis said "Steven please tell me you feel ok your not poisoned are you?
>"Steven said "N-no I feel..kind of good i'm so hot yet I feel great..oh man..what is this feeling?
>BD smiled never breaking line of sight from Steven.
>Lapis shouted "What did you do to him you evil freak!
>BD said "Nothing bad I'm just helping Steven descend into a world of pleasure..."
>Lapis turned to Steven who was now moaning but not pained moans these were moans of pleasure as Steven begun to rip at his cloths "Soooo hot! I need to get these cloths off!
> blushed as Steven begun to rip off his shirt tthen his jeans till he was fully nude.
>Lapis covered her mouth as her face turned a lighter shade of blue as Steven was now fully naked and had a massive twitching erection.
>Lapis weakly said "S-Steven..."
>Steven turned to face her and Lapis gasped as Steven was making the most lewd face at her his face was red and steamy he was taking long low breaths sweat was dripping down his face he had a big lewd smile on his face and his big water eyes were now glazed over with heart symbols on his pupils.
>Steven couldn't believe her eyes this pure sweet young gem was now acting like a perverted animal.
>Steven was also jerking his penis his dick was pretty big for a boy as young looking as him and was streaming precum as he jerked it letting out light moans as he did.
>BD was chuckling to herself as she saw the son of the leader of the Crystal gems degraded into a sex hungry perv of a boy.
>"I want to fuck so badly! I cant stop myself my head feels like it on fire!
>Lapis felt a tear go down her face "Steven..what have they done to you...."

File: Stevey.jpg (75KB, 387x448px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 387x448px

>>6933424
>The quratz solders kept Lapis restrained while she watched as Steven was turned into a sex hungry deviant who only wanted to fuck and cum.
>Steven had come up to Lapis and was looking at her with pleading hungry eyes she could tell Steven wanted her.
>"your So pretty so beautiful I cant help myself around you..You make me so horny!
>Steven was jerking it even harder now.
>Lapis could only weakly say "S-steven..." as she felt such despair to what has happened to this precious boy that she cared for so deeply..
>BD said you heard what he wants...pin her down for him."
>Lapis was overpowered as the quarts solders brought her over to the soft bed like floor and shoved her to the ground both pinned er arms down and kept her in place as Steven came up to her.
>Lapis said "Please Steven don't do this."
>Steven brought his face up to hers and gave her a deep passionate kiss that was filled with love Lapis closed her eyes as Steven explored her mouth and there tongues danced.
>Steven pulled away and said "I love you Lapis I love you so much! I think about you so much but I could never express my feelings too you but now I need you so badly."
>BD was chuckling rather hard and said "That was unexpected..how sweet he really dose care about you Lapis.."
>Lapis said "No that drink you gave him is making him say and do things he would never do!
>BD said "The drug I gave him turned his mind to total lust he only desires to breed but everything he just said right there...that was from the heart everything he said was the truth he really dose love you..."
>Lapis blushed hard as she felt like crying Steven loved her but that love had been perverted and twisted she couldn't bare this she just wanted her normal Steven back...
>Steven then opened her Lapis legs revealing her wet pussy she didn't want to have her vagina out but the collar forced her body like this.
>Steven said through panting "I need you Laps! I cant stop myself I have to fuck you!

File: 1482544490827.jpg (90KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 600x600px

>>6933434
>Steven slid his big cock into Lapis pussy Lapis throw her head back as the rush of pleasure overtook her while Steven moaned out like a wild animal "Your so tight Lapis!
>Lapis moaned out "Ohh too big your too big!
>Steven then begun to move his hips thrusting slowly in and out of Lapis "It feel like my penis is melting! I love it so much!
>Lapis moaned out as Steven trusted in and out of her wet cunt.
>BD was looking from her throne smiling while lightly rubbing her pussy under her robe while her Pearl blushed trying not to look at the perverted display in front of her.
>Steven was picking up speed fucking Lapis harder and faster his dick was touching the opening to her womb from how hard he was pushing in.
>Both gems were moaning like crazy they couldn't say anything even if they wanted to do they were both lost in pleasure.
>It didn't take too long till Steven felt his balls rise and a great feeling overtake him.
>Steven said with what little intelligence he had left "I'm going to CUM!
>Steven then trusted deep into Lapis pussy his dick all the way into her womb now making Lapis moan out in pleasure as she came over and over again.
>Steven then shot a massive stream of cum deep into Lapis womb both gems moaned out a long low moan of pure pleasure before stooping.
>Steven slid out of Lapis his dick squirting a few squirts of cum before he was satisfied.
>Both gems lied there panting and covered in sweat.
>BD came over and keeled down looking at both gems "Perfect this is just what us gems have been looking for."
>Lapis looked at the smug diamond and said with her low energy and low breath. "Why...why did you do this to us? why Steven?
>BD said "Its simple really we need more gems and what other better way is there then to create hybrids."
>Lapis didn't understand.
>BD said "You should be happy Lapis you now carry his child with in you who will be born and will grow up to become a perfect hybrid gem for us to command."

File: iE3Cv0CF_400x400.jpg (25KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 400x400px

>>6933445
>Lapis finally understood what this perverted Diamonds plan truly was she wanted to use Steven as a breeder having him have sex with gems and creating more hybrid babies who will grow up into gem solders the plan was perfect >Steven was a hybrid so unlike his mother no one had to die to create a new hybrid so Steven can breed like a rabbit and the gem population will only grow.
>Plus seeing how Steven as already so powerful at 14 imagine what other hybrids can do with the right training and guidance.
>Lapis said "No thats wrong you cant do this to us!
>BD smiled oh but I can... and in 10 to 15 years the gem empire will be more powerful then ever filled with powerful hybrids under are command."
>Steven had gotten up and it seemned like after his quick rest he was ready to go again he wanted more sex!
>BD smiled "Perfect now that the chemicals in his drink have taken full affect Steven is now nothing but a breeder wanting only to fuck and reproduce."
>Lapis said "No please Steven! tell me your ok this is not you..."
>BD said "Its too late he is now lost to a sea of pleasure the old Steven you knew is gone he belongs to us now."
>Steven came over to Lapis smiling lewdly as he guided his cock to Lapis pussy.
>BD said "So ready for round two?
>Lapis let out a scream of despair and pleasure as Steven slid his dick right back into her pussy again.

File: 1474331678938.png (244KB, 737x920px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 737x920px

To all the "kys" posters
I've been thinking, you know what would be nice?
Taking the jackson 5 song "ABC" and rewriting it to "KYS". Just to break the mold, you know. Get creative, have fun!

File: 1482227798477.gif (176KB, 312x322px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 312x322px

>>6933460
>Years have passed since both Lapis and Steven were turned into breeders and homeworld has never been stronger.
>Thanks to the many new hybrids that were born homewrold grew in numbers and power as the hybrids proved to be just as strong if not stronger then there gem sisters.
>As for Steven and Lapis they stayed in BDs court to be used as BD saw fit.
>BD herself enjoyed watching the lewd acts Steven did with the many gems offering themselves to him and she even joined in on the fun trying to get pregnant herself to create a diamond hybrid.
>Steven himself was now nothing but a sex hungry animal all he did everyday was fuck that's all his world was now he was lost to the pleasure and would never be the same boy he once was ever again.
>As for Lapis while at first she hated it it didn't take long till her will broke and she became nothing but a dirty breeder sow for Steven to fuck and impregnate. She loved Steven but most of all she loved to fuck and was hungry for it all the time.
>She was already pregnant with her 8th or maybe 9th baby or maybe more as no one was keeping count.
>Steven would keep impregnating gems for the rest of his life and being immortal he would always stay a cute young kid with the horniness and sex drive or a drugged up sex deprived teen.
>And Lapis would always be a mind broken slut to be impregnated over and over again.
>Homeworld would soon rule the universe with its ever expanding army of gems and hybrids and nothing could stop them all thanks to Steven Universe...

File: tumblr_inline_ob07jtsoz11swup28_1280_original.jpg (75KB, 800x500px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 800x500px

My Log Date zine shipped today

File: tumblr_nvrpywO1gO1qgvk5io1_1280.jpg (266KB, 734x946px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 734x946px

>>6933468
>posters
>s
>Poster being useful ever
Get out.

>>6933580
Zebra stripes

>>6933580
Kill yourself

File: C0m579CUQAERzPG_art_by_@mi_ya0909.jpg (91KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1024x1024px

>>6933604
That's not a color.

File: 1476732546349.png (309KB, 1050x900px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 1050x900px

>>6933568
Oh come on, I'm sure there is some positive and joyful in all of us. Something that wants to make nice things.

File: Wow you must be such a rebel.png (44KB, 360x245px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 360x245px

>>6933626
Knock yourself out with that optimistic viewpoint in everyone but that's not how the world works.

File: lp.png (115KB, 751x784px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 751x784px

Hey look! It's a Lapis Lazuli and an Era 2 Peridot in the same image!

File: tumblr_oiupsrjeUS1vmt7cco1_1280.jpg (239KB, 1280x1726px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 1280x1726px

IT'S

File: hey look its lapis and peridot in the same image.png (102KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 500x500px

>>6933688

>>6933742
WHERE'S the DICKE

>>6933688
cute

File: 1478394711845.png (752KB, 1136x1504px) Image search: [Google]

752KB, 1136x1504px

>>6933672
I admit there are people that have been in a way "broken beyond repair" in that regard. But honestly I think most people are more jaded than really unwilling to do things to make others happy, or create things for the sake of creating. We're a playful species, and social. They are defining human characteristics.

File: 1469809552657.png (151KB, 746x523px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 746x523px

>>6933769
Humans are meant for destruction.
Without the proper guidance or knowledge they'll fall into the abyss of chaos.

File: show me.jpg (285KB, 1024x750px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1024x750px

So, what's up faggots. Red pill me on this show. Know fuck all about it just stumbled on the /sug/ sim on youtube. You fuckers are insane. Share the madness........

>>6933827
We're just shitposters like every other general.

File: 1482348084987.png (3MB, 1701x2233px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1701x2233px

>>6933827
A fat retard named jasper is going to have sex with her fat pink mom soon.

File: 1428313617256.jpg (599KB, 1280x1714px) Image search: [Google]

599KB, 1280x1714px

>>6933827
Pearl a shit.

File: 1479115593840.png (134KB, 579x589px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 579x589px

>>6933787
I'd never argue that humans require functioning social structures to develop healthily, and on a Scale from John Locke to Thomas Hobbes I'd consider my views closer to the Hobbes school of thought, but I would strictly separate the dynamics of many people from the workings of the average individual. Considering a large unsupervised group of people destructive can be consistent with a positive outlook on the human nature.

File: XmasKnife.jpg (960KB, 4250x2390px) Image search: [Google]

960KB, 4250x2390px

>>6933855
>>6933899
>>6933929
Come on seriously, break it down for me. What makes this so addictive? Pic unrelated. Just a nice knife I got for Christmas. Handmade. Very expensive.

File: 1478092780542.png (155KB, 659x740px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 659x740px

>>6933949
argue against the fact that*
forgetting the negation there was pretty dumb, sorry.

>>6933964
Not kidding, it's just another show people like.
It became a meme due to the kinda dangerous hatebase and tumblr bringing it's name down because they believe they own the show.
It's honestly just another show with a weird rep.

File: debugging legacy FORTRAN.png (135KB, 377x393px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 377x393px

>>6933964
you must first formulate the right question.
Are you asking for a synopsis, an intent behind the show, a general feel?

>>6933827
LESBIAN SPACE ROCKS
ONE HAD A HUMAN CHILD WITH A GUY WHO LIVES IN A VAN AND RUNS A CARWASH
GEM SACRIFICED BODY TO PRODUCE STEPHAN
STEPAHN ISHALF GEMN M,
SPACE
GENOCIDAL GEM EMPIRE
REBELS
FUSION
FREAKS
PISS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUBHWCVJU VHGIYG UIBJ

>>6933827
I don't recommend it.
You have to sit through 24 episodes of filler before it gets good.
Even after it gets good, it's still mostly filler. It used to be good filler, but now no.
My favorite part about Steven Universe is waiting months for new episodes, and then having the new episodes just be a shitty filler episode focusing on characters we don't care about.
I've been talking a lot about filler, so let's talk about the main draw of this show. The characters.
Steven Universe has a talent for making you get drawn into characters and care about them, only to pull the rug out from under you and make them shit. The only character who isn't shit right now is dead, and there's no doubt in my mind that she's gonna get turned back into shit as soon as they bring her back to life.
The fandom is even worse. Here on /sug/, we have ship wars and hate anyone with an even slightly different opinion. On Tumblr, Steven Universe fans try to make each other commit suicide.
Overall, I love this show, but I'd recommend avoiding it so you don't get sucked into the endless cycle of hope and disappointment.

File: stroud vs grylls.jpg (186KB, 1599x1335px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 1599x1335px

Wow... I feel like I walked into an autism ward in an underfunded sanitarium run by a sadistic alcoholic doctor who likes to dissect the inmates and fuck their intestines while wearing women's under wear with a trumpet stuck up his ass. Once again, pic unrelated.

>>6934089
No one cares attention whore.

File: 1482192239899.png (202KB, 500x550px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 500x550px

>>6934089
what a.. colorful comparison

File: n7TWoNgBUqqaPUtcXqiIS8Gooxb1wbPeX8gJ6M4_TCI.png (349KB, 622x767px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 622x767px

>>6933964
>>6933827
It's an overrated cartoon that's crazy popular on Tumblr, gets a lot of attention and praise for being progressive, and has a ton of porn fanart because 90% of the characters are lesbians.

Really the writing hasn't been that great recently but it's better than most western-cartoons and season one is less frustrating to watch than everything else that comes after it. The season one finale is still the best part of the entire series.

There's kinda sorta an overarching story but there's also a lot of pointless filler and things tend to return to status quo after arcs end. A new one should be starting on January 30th and a lot of us are hoping things are going to start picking up again from there.

>>6934137
>Overrated
It seems more like that underground kind of popular.
It's not really talked about (outside of said tumblrinas trying to claim ownership site and /co/) that often.

>>6934112
Young Amethyst is the perfect daughterfu

File: eJwNye0NwiAQANBdGICP69Vi13AAQugFamiPwNnEGHfX9_d91KtXtaoi0sZqzLaPxH3TQ.jpg (222KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1280x1280px

>>6934234
I'd adopt her with her big sis young pearl

>>6934170
Basically most of us like the show but are bothered by its self squandered potential

>>6933827
It's a faggy-ass fantasy slice-of-life show about some fat magical kid. Sometimes it turns into a melodrama, and sometimes into a space opera. The slice-of-life used to be about magical shenanigans but now it mostly focuses on the kid's boring human friends that no one cares about. Fair warning, it's also a musical, but fuck man, it's a show for kids. The background music and art are great, the writing varies wildly in quality, and the animation is mostly shit. Tumblr likes it because some of the characters are gay and because the tone is feminine as fuck, /sug/ likes it because of waifus and because every ten episodes we get a small piece of backstory that makes people really excited for some reason. Back in season 1 it was one of my favorite cartoons, but you'll almost certainly regret trying to get into it, so don't.

File: b149daa9c7b84da7cdd86f1443749934.jpg (50KB, 564x752px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 564x752px

>>6934368
Imagine being the Father of the crystal gems.

>Anon is the gems dad.
>Amethyst is the wild child who won't sit still and throws tantrums like it's going out of style
>Pearl is the shy princess who enjoys ballet and makes Anon go with her when she uses her pouty face.
>The twins are the "gifted" children who stay together the most, becomes Garnet in their teenage years just to defy your authority. Still a daddies girl.

>The household grows to seven daughters after shenanigans

>You get to watch them grow up and grow old with pride.

Oh great, now Carrie Fischer's mom is dead too. 2016 just got a triple kill

File: opal_by_forsythiaflowers-d99au5o.png (730KB, 1172x1656px) Image search: [Google]

730KB, 1172x1656px

>>6934562
I think after raising 7 teenage girls I'd look like 207 years old at the age of 60

File: IMG_0970.png (1MB, 1000x685px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x685px

lapiven

File: tumblr_nonyej0nMI1svxn1to1_r2_1280.png (262KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 750x750px

>>6934562
That blue child is mine.

File: 1452199518226.gif (3MB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 600x338px

https://youtu.be/lHsPQMHkI7o

>>6934615
Triple?

>>6934623
I can imagine the strain.

>You gotta break up the fights between Amy and Pearl, you try to ban gem weapons in the house but they do it anyway.

>You gotta confront your new daughter "Garnet" "This is who we are dad! This is us!" Cue episode where Garnet leaves the house and then something happens, causing them to get teary eyed and say she is sorry

>Get three new bundles of joy in Peridot, Jasper, and Lapis
>Story where they try to go to school and destroy it

>the "dad tries to get a mom for the kids" episode

>>6934670
Don't you dare touch our baby like that.

All of daughters need love. And we don't play favorites.

>>6934697
>Peridot is constantly sitting in the corner, and is prone to autistic tantrums whenever someone takes her things.
>Lapis has a crush on a boy at school. She invites the boy's girlfriend over for a slumber party and tries to drown her in her sleep.
>You can't leave Jasper alone with the family dog.

>>6934562
The gems are already a perfect family though

>Garnet is the stable husband/godfather
>Pearl is the unhappily married wife/godmother who was in love with Rose
>Amethyst is Pearl's adopted sister who was mostly raised by her and Rose back when the two were together
>Steven is the Godson
>Lapis is Steven's old babysitter who escaped an abusive household
>Peridot is the autistic baby sister
>Jasper is Amethyst's homeless bio sister who attacks people and fucks her pitbulls
>Ruby and Sapphire are the kooky senile grandparents
>The Ruby Squad are Ruby's (slightly) younger brothers who are also senile (Navy is a wrinkly old queen)
>Bismuth is the crazy aunt who did time in the state penitentiary


>>6934687
the lady who discovered dark matter also died the same day as carrie

Wow this place makes me want to killing myself

File: literally a doll.png (162KB, 997x865px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 997x865px

>>6934750
This one is mine now.

>>6934773
hold off for 3 more days. 2016 might do it for you

>>6934775
This ain't no divorce dammit.

You ain't getting our child.

Sapphire is gonna get on the honor roll and become a doctor dammit.

>>6934786
Here's to hoping

File: nononononon.gif (1MB, 140x300px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 140x300px

>>6934809
She's no longer your child.

>>6934770
>unhappily married pearl

Does that mean Garnet neglects her needs? Do they need marriage counseling?

File: tumblr_np5yig0LHk1tpn9o2o1_500.gif (988KB, 500x228px) Image search: [Google]

988KB, 500x228px

>>6934697
>>>the "dad tries to get a mom for the kids" episode
this kills the anon
I seriously hope I would get to be at least somewhat genre-savvy in such a scenario.

File: 8189df2ef0d3346ec87e5be573631207.png (261KB, 1280x1009px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 1280x1009px

>>6934842

File: image.png (424KB, 906x564px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 906x564px

is this a place for memes

>>6934927
A reminder that the wendy's jr bacons are the shit and if you don't like it then what is wrong with you

>>6934848
No, pearl is unhappy because because she loved rose. Garnet understands and gives her space. She's completely asexual and sees Pearl as a close friend she just happens to be legally married to. It was more of a marriage of convenience to give Amethyst and later Steven and Peridot a stable household

File: SPA-Steven Universe 1.png (2MB, 4055x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4055x5000px

It's coloring time, /sug/!

Pick a color using this:

https://www.google.com/search?q=color+picker

and reply with it's hex value, and a piece of a character you wanna color it with (Peri's hair, Garnet's skin, Pearl's star, etc.). Dubs can choose 2 colors and pieces, trips can choose 3, and so forth. Dubs and higher can also override previous color choices.

>>6934989
#6542f4
rgb(101, 66, 244)
Jaspers Skin

>>6934960
That was well written.

What does that make sardonyx? The illusion of a happy couple? Or is it like something that the kids get when they are very good?

>>6934989
#4286f4
Lapis' skin

>>6934989
#71c692
Stevens skin

>>6934989
#4286f4
rgb(66, 134, 244)
Sapphire's hair

>>6934989
#a84a9e
Jasper's hair

>>6934927
Yes

>>6934989
#f6ff00
Lapis hair

>>6934989
#ffffff
Garnet's skin

>>6934989
20ffb8
Lapis' dress

>>6934989
#965c3f
Peridot's skin

>>6934989
#000000
Pearl's skin

>>6934989
4286f4

Jasper's stripes

>>6934989
#ff87c3
Jasper's pants

>>6934989
#memesu
Background

>>6934989
00ff00
Pearls Pearl

>>6934989
#ade268
Garnet's pants

>>6934989
#e0a182
Lapis's skin

>>6935013
Sardonyx is Garnet's hollywood sister who would do cocaine with Pearl to Garnet's consternation

Opal is Pearl's and Amethyst's mom who was so forgetful it bordered on neglect, leaving Pearl to raise Amy

Sugilite is the psycho mom who abandoned Amethyst and Jasper

Smokey is Amethyst's more responsible friend

>>6934989
#ed84da
Peridot's hair

>>6934989
#f9f5b6
rgb(249, 245, 182)
Lapis's wings

>>6934989
#ceb848
For the diamond on lapis' dress.

>>6935223
Sugilite was probably the party girl who'd rather stay as a party girl. Even after getting kids.

>>6935223
What about Rose?
Centipeetle?
The corrupted Jaspers?

>>6934989
#3a2e11
rgb(58, 46, 17)
Jasper's diamond.

>>6935296
Rose is the estranged godmother to them all

>>6934989
#FFFFF2
Pearl's tights

Dumb hotel wifi can't upload images

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.


You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6935350
STOP

>>6935296
Rose is Steven's mom and Pearl's old love, Centipeetle is the sick raccoon Steven tried to nurse back to health. Ocean and Biggs are Jasper's pitbulls that she fucks

File: CtIqGgyUAAAP3UN_art_by_@Mb_niverse.jpg (101KB, 1406x1190px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1406x1190px

>>6935350
Here's one for you.

>>6935368
Does Steven have a dad in this AU?

File: 1480144133434.png (95KB, 850x1000px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 850x1000px

I feel like Pearl could have easily corrupted over the whole Rose thing
Shes strong and I love her

>>6935350
Kill yourself

>>6934989
#3553a3
Peridot's gem.

File: 1477609921961.png (139KB, 536x585px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 536x585px

>>6935406

>>6934989
Can we get an in-progress pic of everything so far so we know what's left?

>>6933827
It's not quite mainstream; the show is hard to enjoy as a casual fan. Either you follow it intently or you don't. Considered tumblr as fuck but it's not something you notice because those themes aren't really brought to the forefront.

The genre is influenced by sci-fi, fantasy, and anime. If you like it, it'll probably be because you think the characters are cute or you enjoy the suspenseful, linear lore reveals. Give it a go if you like, but it's really important to avoid spoilers if you feel you might pick up the whole thing

File: 1480144566917.png (600KB, 1280x1555px) Image search: [Google]

600KB, 1280x1555px

>>6935431

File: tumblr_oatxidI5lZ1ulv86uo1_1280.png (202KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 640x480px

I love Lapis.

Andy is the sensible traditional that takes Steven flying

File: smol lap loves you.png (5KB, 89x49px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 89x49px

>>6935487

>>6935496
And yet he is forgotten after 1 episode.
Good riddance, we don't need more /pol/ discussion.

>>6933964
First of all there's always high expectations because of the immense amount of respect given to the show's creator. Even if the plot is at a low point we know Sugar will come through and bring us one or more of: cute characters, emotional moments, and hints/facts about Gem history/civilization. We're always looking for the next piece of lore or call to adventure

>Rose Quartz was a one of a kind gem, made to shatter other gems (Other Rebellions )
>She was the most effective gem at it as well, shattering hundreths if not thousands of gems.
>Rebellion, Corruption Song, Steven all happen.
>Steven feels a connection with his gem one day, but he has these constant thoughts of shattering the CG.
>Thrt never seem to go away, always at the back of his mind the voice of Rose telling him to shatter his friends and family.
>Jasper returns and starts to hurt Lapis (Somehow)
>Steven's gem seemingly takes over his body and sadistically shatters Jasper infront of the gems. Naturally they are shocked.
>Steven returns to normal dazed and confused. He sees the shattered gem shards by his feet and the crystal gems looking at him but he is unsure why.
>The thoughts of shattering his famuly never elave him, they get worse and worse as time goes buy. He starts to have dreams about it.

File: 1459202507926.png (552KB, 1280x850px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 1280x850px

What do you want to see in the next bomb?

>>6935400
Still Greg, but Garnet and Pearl took in Steven from the start rather than waiting until he was 8ish. Garnet has a stable job and a nice house and so she could support Steven, and Pearl is more versed in baby stuff than greg is having taken care of Amethyst since she was still in pull-ups. Garnet made sure Greg lived with them for a while but he moved out so Steven wouldn't see him fighting with Pearl all the time

>>6935509
I said traditional not alt-right

alternative, improved meanings of KYS:

kisses you softly
keep your smile
know your shit
kidding yourself
knock-up your slut
knits you a sweater

>>6935537
I would think that he'd had a divorce

File: 1481851055315.jpg (13KB, 236x292px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 236x292px

>>6935470

File: youwereexpectinggenitalia.jpg (863KB, 2625x2901px) Image search: [Google]

863KB, 2625x2901px

>>6935561
kys

>>6935597
I will keep my smile

File: sug colors 1.png (2MB, 4055x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4055x5000px

>>6935441
Here ya go!

Guys, don't forget about tiny parts like eye color, specific parts of gems (like with Amy and Jasper), and soft split clothing (Garnet's chest and pants come to mind). @anon who replied with a color for Garnet's pants, which half?

File: Mothman-Cathy-Wilkins.jpg (37KB, 680x675px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 680x675px

Do you think the Earth in SU has Cryptids?
Or like any Crypids in its own universe that aren't in ours?

File: 1475024640483.png (109KB, 500x504px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 500x504px

>>6935561
examples:
"> want you to kys
>your grandma sent you a package, she kys
>you look sad, what can I do so you kys?
> want to kys
>*kys*
>you've been married with her for half a decade, it's time for you to KYS
>dude you were supposed to read that manual weeks ago how come you still don't kys

File: 1475025232076.png (72KB, 509x510px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 509x510px

>>6935597
what a sweet thing to say anon

>>6935649
F00000
Ruby skin

File: piss_by_02dia-d93wtjh.png (453KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

453KB, 1000x1000px

>Lapis is now your daughter.

How do you raise her?

>>6935701
incest

File: tumblr_o1a5tajcvN1qh0pg6o1_250.gif (12KB, 219x227px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 219x227px

>>6935527
I want more of the diamonds and their pearls

Hey /trash/, Sketch here
Doing requests
May or may not color them
Prefer no nfsw

>>6935701
I send her to her actual mother blue diamond in exchange for Sapphire.

File: 1478309646580.png (96KB, 270x391px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 270x391px

Your waifu is adorable.

File: tumblr_inline_npy9aeHWbK1szgxmh_1280 blue and yellow.png (138KB, 513x571px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 513x571px

>>6935715
Some Sapphire and Pearl

>>6935715
Steven hugging Rose. Thank you.

>>6935509
Andy isn't alt-right, he's old-right. He doesn't post pepes and he tries to rein in his racism and catch up with the times though it still leaks out when he gets drunk and he draws the line at illegal aliens. He thinks libertarians are well-meaning screw-ups who need to be set straight on how to behave like responsible adults instead of playing video games and smoking mara-jew-ana

>>6935657
I imagine gem monsters inspired a lot of cryptid myths. Hell, I'm honestly 99% certain Ronaldo ended up becoming a conspiracy theorist because he started researching cryptids after he watched a gem monster kill his mom in his own home

>>6935649
#3fff00
Background

File: 1473270179999.png (454KB, 668x445px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 668x445px

>>6935715
>no nsfw
is no nsfw = sfw or is there some fancy algebra going on?

>>6934989
>>6935649

Seeing as there's too many parts to color, you guys can disregard the need for dubs or higher to request multiple colors. Go wild!

>>6935760
I don't like drawing lewds or nsfw because I'm a bad artist

File: tumblr_ohd443Krhd1sd1xkuo1_1280.gif (82KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 600x800px

>>6935781
learning anatomy is a shitshow, I feel you. Not much of an artist myself but I dabbled.

>>6935561
kill yoursadness

>>6935701
Memes lots of memes

>>6935805
oooh, that's a good one!

>>6935760
the complement of SFW is equal to the union of NSFW and NSFL, so no NSFW is the union of SFW and NSFL

>>6935804
It's not that I can't draw anatomy, it's that I lack a lot of polish
I see how smooth other people make their stuff and it just hurts

>>6935715
Lapis hugging Peridot and Steven.

>>6935649
Looks like nobody cares about Amethyst.

#ff0000
rgb(255, 0, 0)
Amethyst's hair

#00ff00
rgb(0, 255, 0)
Amethyst's skin

#0000ff
rgb(0, 0, 255)
Amethyst's pants

#ff0000
rgb(255, 0, 0)
Amethyst's shirt

#00ff00
rgb(0, 255, 0)
Amethyst's boots

#0000ff
rgb(0, 0, 255)
Amethyst's gem

>>6935760
>>6935836

wait, shit, my math was wrong there. I forgot to consider the intersection of NSFW and NSFL that needs to subtracted

god, is it that obvious I haven't used set theory since sophomore year

File: 1473878259519.png (332KB, 947x949px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 947x949px

>>6935836
that makes sense. NSFL is a great set, how could I forget about that

>>6935870
It's fine, you hardly ever have to use it past HS though

>>6934989
F44242 - garnet's shades

6b721d -amethyst knee stars

6bad91 - jaspers irises

>>6935870
It's fine man, it's like 4 am here and I sincerely would not have noticed tonight. But yeah you're right.

>>6935885
No, I meant sophomore college. Where do you get set theory in high school? (honestly thought it's intuitive enough that we can teach it in elementary)

Pearl a shit

>>6935907
If you took AP Classes they cover it depending on the school

>>6935939
which AP? I took calc and comp sci and didn't get set theory there

>>6935711
Please don't fuck your daughter.

>>6935870
shouldn't NSFL be a subset of NSFW making it irrelevant

>>6935956
senior year statistics/probability for me

>>6935956
Really?
I think we went over it in AP Calc, but that was senior year

File: 1481441376499.jpg (105KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 675x1200px

>>6935938

>>6935734
Ok, anything specific?

File: tumblr_oaoenqGkX21up9fpqo1_1280.jpg (435KB, 996x1280px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 996x1280px

>>6935993
pearl is a cuck.

Looks like all the STEMSfags from the other day are around. If any of the real physicists are around, can they explain something to me?

If you had an infinitely large screen set to #FFFFFF and had a black hole of sufficient volume in front of it, could you see the black hole, or would lensing just wrap the light around it?

>>6935971
Swarms of arthropods are NSFL but not NSFW

>>6935984
My calc just focused on calculus. Admittedly we were one of those really conversational small schools that always went on longwinded tangents

File: tumblr_nzzpma1Hzz1uc9r0oo1_1280.png (1MB, 1280x1478px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1478px

>>6935998
Maybe a picture of what their possible fusion could be, or just them sitting together.

File: sug colors 2.png (2MB, 4055x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4055x5000px

>>6935757
>>6935854
>>6935891

Added these (I'll make the background visible once the rest of the colors are in)

>>6936051
I can do sitting together
This will be done in a few hours, so stick around for the next thread incase i don't get it done in this one

>>6936058
#000000
rgb(0, 0, 0)
Pearl's eyes.

>>6936058
Peridot's lower leotard, same color as her skin

File: 1471186872836.png (44KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 720x720px

Who's the better artist? Lapis or Peridot?

>>6936045
who the hell considers a bunch of bugs NSFL? anything worthy of being labelled NSFL is definitely not acceptable to have on your computer screen at work

>>6936058
Garnets pants
#42f46b

>>6936058
amethist is blanka

>>6936131
Kill yourself

>>6936058
#772f17
Jasper's Gem

>>6936058
you missed one of rubys legs

>>6936058
Peridots artificial fingers
#822748

File: 1480398489937.jpg (60KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 600x900px

>>6935715
Lars holding a gun?

>>6936058
#bf78b8
Jasper's boots

>>6934989
774f31- Sapphire's dress

Ebf442- Peridot's Lemon Hancers

>>6936058
#000000
All of Pearl's clothes and hair

>>6936140
it depends, and honestly the grouping isn't arthropods so much as "creepy crawlies"

overgrown basket stars qualify, as do those worms that create those white digestive veins. Mother spiders being crushed count since it really disturbs people to see a whole flood of baby spiders pop out.

You do realize how common bug phobias are, right?

>>6936168
What about that post is lapidot?

/sug/ I just had a thought: How do people with no arms drink?

>>6936288
With their mouths.

File: CsjjQwIUMAAQikL.jpg (55KB, 702x978px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 702x978px

why is she so fucking perfect

>>6936305
Because you're delusional

>>6936305
Because you have shit taste.

>>6936305
her imperfect traits make her a character you can enjoy

>>6936058
Do we have an update

File: tumblr_odpq8r94Ht1r7rbpdo1_1280_art_by_gaykittens.jpg (361KB, 1280x920px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 1280x920px

I want these three to hang out.

File: sug colors 3.png (2MB, 4055x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4055x5000px

>>6936359
Here. Lapis resembles Smurfette, Amethyst looks like Blanka, Steven is a mini Hulk, and Jasper kinda reminds me of that one girl from Undertale. Pearl is also 100% black.

>>6936462
#09420e
Steven's hair

>>6936462
dammit anon, that's the wrong part of Peridot's leotard. I mean the crotch area

>>6936462
Kek, this is great, you got any more after this one?

>>6936520
I could try going for screenshots from the show that have lots of characters, or if there's any other vectors online (like, say, one of the 2016 SDCC poster), those can be done too.

File: tumblr_ob0qonqqjv1vxk3b5o1_1280.jpg (315KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1280x960px

>>6936575
Probably the only other group vector you'll find lad, there is not a shot where all the gems are in one scene, i promise you, they may have big group pictures but you won't see a lot with ALL of them in it, including jasper.

>>6936634
this one would be perfect

>>6936462
#000000
Pearl's eye whites and mouth
Steven's star

>>6936462
#8c6321
Steven's pants

File: 1465033250923.png (1MB, 1001x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1001x1280px

I want gems to kiss.

>>6936462
#A2A2A2
Garnets hair

/sug/ let me tell you a story I have emotional asthma and I have an asthma attack ever time I start to cry and I've gotten very good at suppressing my sadness but now a days I no longer feel sadness as extreme as I once did.

>>6936987
I also have a story, my twin brother when he was 6 wanted to get pregnant, and a scout in his scout troop wanted to be brittany spears.

Remember anons if you see a beginner artist... CRUSH EVERY LAST OUNCE OF PRIDE THEY HAVE FOR THEIR ART!! If they stop drawing then your mission is complete, they are not worthy of drawing because everyone knows that you fall out of the womb a good artist.

File: sug colors 4.png (2MB, 4055x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4055x5000px

Missing the following

Steven: Shirt, sandals
Garnet: Hair, Shoulder pads, and chest (which has 4 sections)
Ruby: Hair, headband, clothes
Sapphire: Skin, shoulder pads, gloves, dress flap thing, and top of dress
Peridot: Top half of face, diamonds, top (which has two sections), legs, dark part of limb enhancers, and shiny part of gem
Jasper: Boot tips, and top (which has 2 sections)

File: smol lap.png (14KB, 148x104px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 148x104px

>>6937012

>>6937025
why did they do this to pearl

>>6937026
THAT IS SHIT!!! YOU ARE NOT WORTY OF ART, HOW DARE YOU BEFUDDLE MY EYES WITH THIS GARBAGE?!?!

File: WHY ARE WE YELLING.png (45KB, 474x422px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 474x422px

>>6937055

>>6937042
big improvement desu

this dotted line shit is the new (you) and its ass

>>6937119
I WANT MY (YOU)S BACK YOU FUCKING JAP CUNT

File: 1437368655245.png (750KB, 1350x1500px) Image search: [Google]

750KB, 1350x1500px

Yandere Lapis when?

>>6937212
kill yourself

quick question /sug/ which one is funnier?

>Finally, and most importantly, Eve was to remain in her tent for then entire hours of operation, barring any alleviating circumstances such as a fire or viral halitosis outbreak.
>Finally, and most importantly, Eve was to remain in her tent for then entire hours of operation, barring any alleviating circumstances such as a fire or sharknado.
>Finally, and most importantly, Eve was to remain in her tent for then entire hours of operation, barring any alleviating circumstances such as a fire or buffalo infestation.
>Finally, and most importantly, Eve was to remain in her tent for then entire hours of operation, barring any alleviating circumstances such as a fire or what was colorfully referred to as a "snake parade".

>>6937042
they've inverted her. Pearl's element of choice is light, and they've made her a living shadow

>>6937173
>>6937119
add this to your custom css and turn it on

a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content:" (me)";
}

>>6937119
Hiro probably thought the (you) meme was getting out of hand, kind of like f-a-m.

>>6937025
#000000
rgb(0, 0, 0)
The light reflecting off of Pearl's gem.

>>6937078
IM YELLING BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL DRAWING AFTER I SAID YOUR SHIIIIIIIT!!!!! PUT DOWN THE PEN, YOU ARE NOT AT THE DRAWING LEVEL OF MICHELANGELO THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KYSI!!

>>6937025
Ruby all left
#3fff00

File: tumblr_og0xwiPIah1r7j699o1_1280_art_by_nyoncat.png (610KB, 582x713px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 582x713px

>>6937227
No.

>>6937025
Ff006a for Jasper's collar

>>6937042
I did most of it

File: tiny.png (5KB, 93x50px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 93x50px

>>6937247
commissions are open btw

>>6937212
As soon as Lapis sees Pearl hug Steven.

>>6937293
so cruel

>>6937305
Oh shit, what's your paypal?

File: tumblr_o9vn30CYis1v9tbb1o1_1280.jpg (142KB, 865x1280px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 865x1280px

I want to play video games with Peridot and Lapis.

>>6937305
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU?!?!?????????? WHERES MUMMIE I NEE MY TENDIES!!!!!

>>6937346
kill yourself

>>6937346
I want Lapis to rape Sapphire.

File: tumblr_o9haapGC6C1vyp7ofo1_1280.jpg (102KB, 736x981px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 736x981px

>>6937370
No.

>>6937338
whoa are you serious (i cant get doxxed like that can i)

>>6937249
by all left, you mean everything that's left for her, or just her left side? cause i'm only splitting things by the lineart.

>>6937305
A smol meme gem

>>6937393
Kill yourself so you can be that much closer to your shitty dead ship

File: C0eRLsIXUAAssoH.jpg (205KB, 1200x1014px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1200x1014px

Becky is hecky cool!!!!!!

File: CxYMaHjUcAA8XwB_art_by_@mi_ya0909.jpg (255KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 2048x2048px

>>6937443
No.

>>6937444
*ugly

>>6937443
Why?

>>6937444
reminder that becky is singlehandedly responsible for the bosnian genocide

>>6937443
Why don't you?

File: 8QsNhWTT.jpg (3MB, 5344x3006px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5344x3006px

>>6937474
>>6937486
It is Hanukah right now, can you please be nice to Becky for once? She deserves love and kindness, not bullying.

>>6937229
bumping. I need to know right now

>>6937393
anon, ignore him. Your ship is canon he's just mad

>>6937526
that gleam in alex hirsch's eye is somehow really creepy. It reminds me of Bill

>>6937552
>Your ship is canon
Only a retarded fucking lapidirt would believe that. Kill yourself

>>6937576
Are people still into Lapidot after Zuke confirmed that it's dead? Why?

REMINDER THAT TOMATO PIE IS AN UGLY WHORE WHO DRAWS TERRIBLY!!

>>6937576
why are you so angry about romantic pairings in a cartoon aimed at 8-year-olds

>>6937595
Why are you so autistic and retarded about romantic pairings in a cartoon aimed at 8-year-olds?

>>6937595
Because he has autism little billy.

>>6937229
fire is too similar to the candidates in terms of danger level, there should be a contrast with one really dangerous thing and one really silly thing. like "fire or rampant puppies" or "travelling salesmen or sharknado"

anyway, buffalo is the funniest word. but make it "for all hours of operation," and I think you want extenuating not alleviating

>>6937593
Fuck you too buddy.

File: 1463815461251.png (174KB, 540x384px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 540x384px

>>6937593
I'm glad you're back Kim. I missed you

>>6937617
I actually have autism and I'm not like that.

>>6937628
the first one maybe since halitosis just means bad breath

File: CxiTEJfWIAASk29_art_by_@mi_ya0909.jpg (146KB, 2048x1484px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 2048x1484px

>>6937592
People can ship non-canon ships.

>>6937652
oh, I'm a native english speaker and didn't know. should I be embarrassed? if that's the case then yeah that one works well if people get it, but the "viral" makes it too wordy

>>6937552
>implying lapidot isn't shit and dead and that anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't need to kill themselves
Kill yourself

real question why do generals harass artists that draw for them

>>6937709
I harass everybody, faggot.

>>6937709
Trolls do it for the sexual thrills. It's a universal fact. If you ignore it and not talk or accknowledge it, it goes away faster.

>>6937709
Kill yourself Zuke

>>6937750
youre right but it goes way too far sometimes like doxxing is not fucking cool trying to legit get someone to kill themselves is not fucking cool

>>6937641
No, if it was Kim it would be " TOMATOE PI IZ AN OOGLIE HORE HOO DRAZ TERIBLIE!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!!1!"

File: lapidot.png (83KB, 1056x1631px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1056x1631px

>>6937552
>anon, ignore him. Your ship is canon he's just mad

>>6937777
Go back to fucking your loli asian waifu gf Zuke

>>6937777
It's not cool to do it at all, quite harmful actually.

File: IMG_0336.jpg (37KB, 599x441px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 599x441px

>>6937777
Checked.

>>6937709
That's what happens when angsty children find a place were actions have no consequences, shitposting and death threats.

File: 1482448027290.png (63KB, 1208x532px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1208x532px

>>6937811

>>6937998
kill yourself

File: 545545456.jpg (189KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1024x1365px

>>6938045
No.

>>6937811
>>6937900
>someone cared enough to make these
The Internet truly is a place of wonderment where no level of autism is beyond reach.

>>6938105
Yeah because those clearly had so much effort and skill put into them

File: 1481261209173.gif (590KB, 680x641px) Image search: [Google]

590KB, 680x641px

Sardonyx really is the best fusion from a broad perspective. Her only flaw is that she is a narcissist, and that's only because she knows she's the best fusion.

suicide is not the answer but if one of you really go through with it could ya stream it

>>6938173
>suicide is not the answer
faggot

>>6936457
kek

>>6938173
I don't want Zuke to stream her suicide until she streams herself pissing

>>6938155
That's kind of the appeal. Someone with zero skill still felt strongly enough to make it. If the person had actual skill then it would make more sense for them to use any excuse to show off that skill.

>>6938184
i nominate you to do it

>>6938045
Kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself.

>>6938184
Indexer, are you off your meds?

>>6938190
haha youre so funny... i love your.. lack of originality and need to flock to a group

I want tomato pie and Indexer to fuck.

>>6938192
Look dude I know you're trying really hard to weave a "lol cared enough to reply :^)"-type narrative into it but you do not need to feel strongly about something to make five-minute MS Paint shitposts

>>6938252
How much did you have to drink tonight Zuke?
Be honest

>>6938252
................

>>6938095
Kill yourself the same way Lapis wants to kill herself every time she's being written by Zuke, by drinking a gallon of piss infused with ultra-concentrated bleach

>>6938275
What? It's simple. I have no skill, therefore I do not draw unless I feel very passionately about something and don't have the money to actually pay someone to do it. Now look at someone like Scribble who has skill and draws so much that he takes countless requests. There is no passion involved with that.

>>6938173
Suicide is always the answer.

File: rosecucksjasper.png (94KB, 1776x922px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1776x922px

>>6938192
Hey, thanks.
I usually just make these when I'm bored or get a request.
Sometimes, I pretend to be a real drawfag, but do a shitty picture in MS Paint with a mouse instead.

>>6938298
ohohoho keep giving me that original content

>>6938329
>>6938298
Since when is calling out an old joke bad?

>>6938335
>I have no skill, therefore I do not draw unless I feel very passionately about something
Or maybe they're just trying to make a quick joke and the shitty quality is entirely a part of it

>>6938275
Are you really that butthurt by a couple of shitty drawings Zuke? When will you upload your suicide video?

>>6938339
Do what you love, baby.

>>6938368
Are you retarded

File: 1482450267323.png (45KB, 1208x545px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 1208x545px

>>6938352
Give me more salt Zuke, I love it

>>6938366
Yes, and I just explained the appeal of the shit quality.

File: 1482690871256.jpg (481KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

481KB, 960x1280px

How many cheetos do you think you can eat in one sitting?

>>6938391
so youve resulted to "salt" thats even older good job

>>6938408
Like six

>>6938352
If you want to stop getting harassed then maybe you should apologize for what you did.

>>6938359
Since now motherfucker

>>6938385
Are you autistic

File: 1482463045334.png (44KB, 1283x545px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 1283x545px

>>6938414
Do you do egg roleplay with Tang? I bet you love watching your loli girlfriend lay eggs for you.

>>6938430
oh, my mistake

>>6938429
zuke's enjoying tumblr rn

>>6938408
I would shove one hundred cheetos in my butt for Jasper

File: tumblr_o4yd61AyK41usqaifo1_r2_1280.png (277KB, 1280x878px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1280x878px

>>6938330
Lol.

>>6938429
That's too hard for her, she has depression remember? It's easier for her to fap to lapidot porn and claim victim status.

>>6938433
Please don't use that word. You may offend Indexer.

>>6938450
oh /sug/ and your eggs ohohoho

>>6938395
Except it clearly has nothing to do with passion and your previous posts are bogus

File: 7690905689096.jpg (188KB, 803x705px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 803x705px

I want lapidots to stop writing Lapis as the cool punk girl and write her as the awkward emotionally unstable emo nerd she is.

>>6938480
Sorry

File: life diaper.png (214KB, 540x442px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 540x442px

Who is more willing to agree to disagree, Zukefags or anti-Zukefags?