/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #46: Drake Butt Edition Previous T

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>Clockwork takes her invisible dog out for a walk
>People have some laughs at her "prop" leash
>After the novelty wears off she and the dog walk alone in the park
>Spring in full swing and both dog and Clock are having some urges
>Dog gets excited and tries to mount her like they are at home
>Clock fights it for a moment but caves in
>Public Park Pounding

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>>6928798

>>6928872
>"invisible" dog is just a unicorn that's been following her

>>6928894
Not unlikely.

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>>6928912
>>6928894
The question is, where do the smoke and mirrors begin and the magic ends? But personally I like to HC that she actually does have interactions with invisible things from her dog to random things

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>>6928798
Drake butt indeed. Posting best Drake butt. He's sleek and slender like a gal but you can talk to him like a pal. Trap Gargle is truly best fuckable Drake.

>>6928798
>Femanon asks you to look after Broil while she and her husband go with Simmer to a clothes store in Fillydelphia
>Broil gets the idea that you and her should go for a hike through the forest to get some exercise and pass the time
>After walking and jogging for a good while, the two of you end up in a clearing and decide to take a breather
>Broil says she knows a better way to pass the time while wiggling her butt in your direction
>This is gonna be a hike worth remembering

>>6929002
>Trap Gargle will never let you treat him like he's "your girl", before you two go to the arcade and hang out
>He will never dress up like a girl when your parents come over so you can pretend like you have shit in order
>He will never convince everyone who forst meets him he is a woman
>You will never one day marry him to make your parents happy, but mostly do it for his tight and perfectly slick boy pussy
>You will never explain that "your wife" can't have kids
>You will never adopt
>Gargle will never be your wifey
... I made myself sad

More Nyx/Mal when

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>>6929002
>Not Ash
It's like you don't even enjoy the taste of dragon tails.

>>6929087
I would decline to watch her, remind them that I hate their family, insult their kids to boot, and if I still ended up with Broil flirting with me, dom the fuck out of her and rub it in the her parents faces that I'm fucking their daughter like a piece of meat and she loves it.

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>>6929116
>Trap Gargle will never let you treat him like he's "your girl", before you two go to the arcade and hang out
>He will never dress up like a girl when your parents come over so you can pretend like you have shit in order

He's a real cutie. I bet he'd be a lot of fun to hang out with even when your not fucking him against a wall so hard he can barely move.

>>6929136
>It's like you don't even enjoy the taste of dragon tails.

I only heard of Muddle being the one who gets his tail cut off regularly. Or do you mean tail in that its her booty? And Ash is ok. As for Broil, im pretty sure its more of a passionate fling more than anything.

>>6929129
Hopefully soon.

>>6929199
>As for Broil, im pretty sure its more of a passionate fling more than anything.
Nah, if I can't completely dominate and hatefuck her while psychologically abusing her family, I'm not really interested.
Maybe cuck Fizzle and steal Fem from him too.

>>6929129
Hopefully never.
>Actually wanting something that is extremely infamous and literally cancer that almost everyone in the fandom and /mlp/ hates in our general
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you the Nyxfag?

Last thread we were talking about Incest Incense. I really like that idea. Lets build upon that.

>>6929267
Fall of Equestria verse when?

>>6929287
I've honestly never heard of that. Is that OC really that bad?

>>6929300
>Fall of Equestria verse when?
Eugh, even SiM doesn't like FoE, and for good reasons.

>Incest Incense. I really like that idea. Lets build upon that.
Give us a starting point, my man.

>>6929267
>and steal Fem from him too
Fuck a human woman?
What a weirdo.

>>6929300
I think we did talk about it for a bit. I think someone suggested that Hope was the Vault Dweller, I forgot who would be the Chosen One or the Lone Wanderer would be, Utah was the Courier, and the Mumble and Timber would be the Sole Survivor.

>>6929267
>More unironic mention of cucking
Aaand this thread's already going to shit. See you cunts start of next thread. Have fun with your hateful edgy teens.

>>6929347
>Timber would be the Sole Survivor.
Fuck that, man.

And you meant Fallout: Equestria. Fall of Equestria is something entirely different.

>>6929347
No, that was FallOUT Equestria. Fall of Equestria is an edgy teen rape, guro, murder porn, torture porn idea with ponies. Basically... edge. It is edge. 89% pure edge, 11% ponies.

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Anybody else not getting (you)s in your replies?


>>6929328
>Give us a starting point, my man.

Well Glimmer was selling the magic fuck sticks for 50 bits a bag. Satyrs, and ponies, buy them and use them to fuck the object of their desire. The effects would be temporary as when the scent dissipates they are no longer overcome with lust and no inhibitions. I imagine the most common way its used is the satyr coaxes the person of interest with promises of a relaxing oil massage. But I think its funny if it works, but then doesnt work when they get their senses back.

>"Hey Candy, where have you been? Did your dad want you all to himself~"
>"No, he grounded me after those candles wore off. Dont use em, they remember everything."

Something like that. It actually working out is very uncommon.

>>6929339
kek, I love you guys. Some homo.

>>6929517
>Anybody else not getting (you)s in your replies?
They apparently removed it, so no more (you) so you can easily see if someone replied to you. No idea why.

>>6929517
Jewtwo nixed them.

>>6929610
>No idea why.
If the rumors are true from what i heard about the guy then he will probably include them in the 4chan pass as a feature. Now only 24.99 USD!!

>>6929517
What about asking for a massage.

>Alex grunts slightly as her father's firm hands press into her spine.
"Gently dad, I'm pretty sore."
>"Just relax, sweetie."
Another hard press, and Alex begins melting into the sensations as her father works the oil into her skin, and the knots out of her muscles.
>Slowly, he works his way down, and she scarcely notices when he eventually reaches her kitty rump.
>Simply purring as he kneeds the tough, ropy muscle of her buttocks, she's utterly surprised when she feels a firmness against her anus.
>Looking back, she sees her dad, sans towel, now straddling her as he gives her pucker small, experimental prods.
"D-dad! Are you trying to fuck my butt?"
>"I said to relax, sweetie. Your dad knows how to give a relaxing massage." he tells her, before she feels him slide the first inch in.

>>6929659
"D-dad! Are you trying to fuck my butt?"
>"...Yes?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kS4vOq2Y0

Also, was this accidental? Or intentional? Like Anon didnt mean to light those candles, he just thought it would help her relax. Or did he go "all according to kekiku?"

>>6929659
One post short or actually had plans for this?

>>6929704
Not sure. I wrote it as a discussion prompt.
Maybe Alex bought them thinking they just smelled good and not knowing what they were, maybe she didn't think they'd work beyond being relaxing, or she had a plan.
Or maybe it was Anon. He might not have even known what they were.

>>6929744
One post. Discussion prompt.

>>6929659
Is he using his finger? Or his dick?

>>6929758
Though i do appreciate green, prompts are usually written just as prompts. no short green stories required. But if we are going more for an innocent mistake that turns into dip in the taboo pussy pussy, then her buying them as just aroma therapy would be the best way to go.

>>6929806
Fingers seldom have more than that "first inch" to slide in, Anon. Unless you've got some spidery-ass fingers.

>>6929806
Dick.

I know, but short greens get a bit more attention, so I figured why not.

Mistake does sound like a fun route here.

>>6929843
>there's a flash of green fire as Alex is replaced by Mistake
>a second flash as Anon is replaced by a changeling
>awkward silence
>they continue regardless due to the effects of the incense.

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>>6929820
Just curious because the way it was worded he was rubbing her rump and then suddenly he got on top of her with his dick out and she didnt notice. unless he was on top of her from the start and i just misread it.

>>6929869
I think he meant mistake, in that it was an accident she bought the sex candles. Not the cutie Mistake.

>>6929887
I was making a joke.

>>6929869
Nice

>>6929869
Mistake has an entire hive of horny slaves waiting to fulfill her desire. Why is this never talked about?

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>>6929287

>>6929389
Who would you pick to be Sole Survivors?

>>6930488
Not sure, but sure as fuck not Timber.
I generally try to play as characters that are at least semi-likable.

>>6930488
>>6930563
What are Sole Survivors? Is this some RPG thing?

>>6930464
I don't care if she's the daughter of an autistic OC. I would her.

>>6930666
The player character of Fallout 4.
You play as either Nate or Nora (you can change their names), who are spouses, and the one you don't pick is murdered in the game intro.

>>6929300
>Is that OC really that bad?
Yes. Not to mention that the Nyxfag almost destroyed other generals, like the Anonfilly threads, by spamming that shit in them.

>>6930784
>Almost destroyed anonfilly
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>6930784
How did he manage that?

>>6930853
He said by spamming. So im assuming he spammed the thread, people lost their shit, thread devolves into shit posting when trolls know how to trigger the posters in the thread.

>>6930806
You're right. I should be more of a selfish prick like you and say that watching someone destroy good threads that many enjoy is a great thing. Would that be better?

>>6930784
>>6931249
Sounds like the only bad thing is that he failed to destroy it

>>6931265
Having fun trying to troll?

>>6930011
Do you really think Chrysalis would allow it?

>>6931909
I think she'd believe it fitting that any daughter of hers should have a number of thralls at her beck and call.

>>6932104
Even if they are all her half-brothers?

>>6932152
ESPECIALLY if they're her half brothers. Do you know how many siblings Chrysalis had to eat just to have a room to herself?

>>6931345
Not really. Want to get mad for me?

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>>6929659
>Alex winces at the sensation of her fathers cock sliding into her. Her heart begins to race from a mixture fear, confusion, and excitement.
>The clam, rational voice in her head that would tell her to stop has mysteriously gone silent. Instead her mind is shrouded in a dazed fog as she just lets the events unfold.
>Her father himself finds his heart racing at the thought of laying with his own flesh and blood.
>Her tight, searing hot sphincter tries to push him out, but this only adds to the unbelievable pleasure as he tries to push himself through her.
>Its a pressing pain for them both but he is persistent as he pushes in. Crowning past her muscular grip, he begins his second penetration and into her hot folds.
>Alex lets out an aroused gasp before relaxing herself and letting her dad begin to thrust.
>At first he places his hands on her hips and pumps with slow, hard strokes. Taking his time to enjoy every amazing inch of her, he looks at her toned bare back a moment before quickly pressing himself against her.
>With his left hand he grips the base of her neck and uses his right to lock her hand in his. Alex moans out as her father thrusts into her so hard she gets pressed down into the table. He passionately kisses Alex on the back of her neck and gives a playful bite every so often.
>Alex’s pussy pulses wetly eagerly wanting his dick but makes do as Alex uses her free hand to fill it. Anon grunts and pants as his piston like pumping rocks the table with little squeaks of force as he is reaching climax.
>”I love you. I love you. I love you.” He whispers in her ear, almost like an apology as her body shivers in passion from his words.
“Don’t stop. Harder.” She replies as Anon gives it his all.

>>6932380
>He lets out a moan as he ejaculates thick strands of sperm into her anal cavity. The sudden hot deposit fills her to the brim as Alex presses her legs together. An odd feeling of satisfaction and emptiness fills her as her father rests himself atop her.
>He lays his face against her warm, wet back as his dick begins to deflate before being pushed out as cum runs down her anus and alongside her twitching lips.
>Like this the two rest quietly, no words, no thoughts, no worries. The act they committed far from their minds, the only thing they want or care about, is rest.

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>>6932380
>>6932392
This expands the dong.
More?

>>6932472
Not right now. I expanded my wad and now I play games. Maybe later. Or maybe I will do a one shot of another pair of poor unfortunate souls that partake in the fuck sticks made by Glimmer.

>>6932591
Ah.
Have fun with your games, man.

>>6932392
Good stuff.

Don't let it die, guys. I'm going to bed now.

>>6934196
Give your little girl a good snuggle.

>>6934196
I;ll try, but the damn thread dissapears to page 10 anytime i go to sleep

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Will Anon make a habit of tapping dat cat booty?

>>6937236
Probably not. I imagine they would have a disgusted feeling about the whole thing for a while but mark it off as a one time thing that happened because of the candles. All the while ignoring that all the candles do is remove their inhibitions. They had those feelings deep down for each other. And wanted it.

>>6937490
Then that means that now that the flood gates are opened, now that they know acting on it isn't the end of the world, those feelings will fester until someone says something.

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>>6928872
I wish Clockwork had more content. I like mimes. They remind me of cold evenings in France.
>>6928882
Do you think Broil and Simmer are sometimes caught off guard by the other's butts sometimes? Like when Broil's doing her volleyball stretches in P.E. or when Simmer takes a nap on the couch. Are they just compelled to give it a little squeeze?

>>6941240
>Do you think Broil and Simmer are sometimes caught off guard by the other's butts sometimes? Like when Broil's doing her volleyball stretches in P.E. or when Simmer takes a nap on the couch. Are they just compelled to give it a little squeeze?
Probably all the time.

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Remember to tuck your satyr in tight, or fuck her comatose. Lest you wake up to find her sneaking around in page 9.

>>6944126
That udder shit will always look retarded as hell on bipeds.

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>>6944168
Okay.

Do we have any stories about satyr's first time?

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>>6944198
>that pic
Its like, I want to know but am scared of the answer.

>>6944862
Not that I know of, most of the time satyr has had sex at least once. But since we are asking, which satyrs would most likely be virgins?

>>6945019
She's from Pencil's comic.

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>>6945044
What the fuck has been going on in that comic? Jesus, first satyrs now this? He should make a medieval comic now based on cow cuties like those.

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>>6945019
>Its like, I want to know but am scared of the answer.
It's from
>>6945044
Yeah, this.

>>6945074
This is the real part of the comic. >>6944198 is just a shitty edit Anon made just to try and piss off those who don't worship udders as much as he does.

>>6945074
Long story short, there is a minotaur civilization in an underground labyrinth under the Pie rock farm (for some reason) that Marble and her mother stumbled onto after they fell into the now-drained lake (because Anon's tard strength shifted the bedrock and ripped open the cavern beneath the lake, which had the side benefit of drowning a shitload of bushwoolies). The minotaurs are currently holding them prisoner because Katrina (the cat lady from Gen1) sent them into the labyrinth with a minotaur-skin map as bait to draw the human down on the minotaurs, in a scheme to erase them from the underground.

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>>6945108
No, the edit is and has been on derpi. Just because someone enjoys something you dislike doesn't mean they're doing it to annoy you.

Now, this edit was probably made to elicit a response.

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>>6945190
>they put tits in the bowls too

>>6945190
>horns are also tits
Every time I look at this there's some else that makes me laugh.

>>6945190
>No, the edit is and has been on derpi
As are a lot of retarded edits made by others.

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>>6945271
>everything I don't like is retarded

>>6945271
This level of salt is medically dangerous.
Anyway, done replying to you.

>Try to post from mobile
>ISP RANGE BAN DUE TO ABUSE!!!
>But 4chan Pass (TM) can bypass this ban!

Holy shit I didnt want to believe it but that new jew moot is trying to drain every shekel from us like he did in his old website.

>>6945108
Still, udders or not, that is one hot bovine girl. Unf

>>6945019
Probably the ones we don't hear about often.

>>6945019
>which satyrs would most likely be virgins?
Noone. They all lost their virginity to their parents, siblings, or a random cock on the streets - probably all three - when they were young here in this /sad/ universe.

>>6945319
>>6945327
>Defending genuinely bad edits
It's like you really do have that some-don't-like-it-so-I-must-love-it mentality.
You know there are a lot of edits on Derpi that are just plain awful, like the millions upon millions of screenshots that just has some text in it.

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>>6945473
>when they were young here in this /sad/ universe.

Oh yeah for sure, but in a world where everyone is sluts virgins must be the ultimate fetish. In that case who would be the most likely to be virgins.

Probably not this one.

>>6945520
>In that case who would be the most likely to be virgins.
>In a world where everyone is a slut
Nobody because it is impossible for someone to be a virgin if they are a slut?

>>6945696
Ok, you dont wanna play with this prompt. Forget it then.

>>6945019
I have an idea who lost their virginity to who if we're talking "srs writing"

>>6945718
Sure, go for it.

>>6945709
What do you mean? You said it yourself, man.
>In a world where everyone is sluts
>everyone
>Who would be the virgin?
I mean, how can you be a virgin if you are a slut? It makes no sense.

>>6945858
A good father only uses his daughters butts and mouths, preferably in that order, until he's ready to put their first baby in them.

>>6945926
And what about every horny colt and human and male satyr at school?

>>6945964
The designated bitchboy gets to be the girl.

>>6945964
>No boys allowed

>>6945964
>colt
Out-compete them.

>human males
Grow the harems with more non-satyrs, spawn more satyrs.

>male satyrs
Herd all the pure-blood fillies or what have you. Continue consuming the natives into humanity.

>>6928798
>>6929087
I want to fuck Broil. I want Broil x Anon.

>>6948263
Me too, Anon.
Me too.

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Bump.

bumping before bed

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which satyr finds the lewd in anything and everything?

>>6954983
Freckles.

>page 9

/trash/ seems to be moving fast today.

>>6960059
Is one of the other generals having a thread war again?

>>6960464
Context?

>>6957887
I think Fuchs would have loved hanging out in /sad/. Shame she left us.

>>6962842
She posted a new art earlier this year. (I think... or was it late 2015?)

>>6963811
It was earlier this year. A few months ago, I think.

>>6964171
Try over half a year ago. Her tumblr shows that the last satyr art she drew was on April. After that it's nothing but Zootopia porn.

The satyr you want to fuck the most just entered your bedroom wearing nothing but panties (or boxers if you're into a dude) and wonders if they can sleep with you tonight because they don't want to be alone in the dark right now.

>>6966532
>or boxers if you're into a dude
Who says girls can't wear boxers?

>>6966552
Or that guys can't wear panties?

In fact fuck you, my satyr is wearing both.

>>6966532
>or boxers if you're into a dude
Who says guys can't wear panties?

>>6967456
I know I am.

Fags

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I laughed at pic and I got inspired. I need kid who gets caught by parent. Suggest a few good ones.

>>6974042
Candy and Warren
Utah and Petunia
Rory and Thistle
Muddle and Deloras
Anon and Darcy
Clockwork and Starburst
Clockwork and Presto
Alex and Pogo
Laika and Garret
Mudpie and whoever
Those are some of my favs

>>6974524
I always shipped Mudpie and Trimmings with Lil Mac after reading that one holiday green with them.

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>>6974965
>Lil Mac getting two grils
Is he trying to be Timber 2.0? Also what green? never read that. If its enjoyable enough I may come around to it. I usually ship Mudpie with Thorn and Trimmings with an Anon.

>>6975007
It was about three or four years ago when the writefags were still around. They did a collab piece with some smut in it and one part had Lil Mac tied to a bed while Trimmimgs and Mudie rode him. I think. It was alright, I guess.

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>>6975144
Surprised you remember that far back. Well thats fun, but I personally dont like lil mac, he never really jumped out to me. But I always do love me some lesbian love. i miss when we had lots of content creators and I miss all our art friends. Some of my best memories in this general were when DJ would do all night requests and there would be lots of requests drawn and things talked about. Or when /d/ would take lots of fun little lewd requests too. I miss it all.

>>6974042
Utah and Feather Heart would be fitting because AJ has a problem with the buffaloes.

Presto and Melody

Darcy and Anon

Laika and Garret would also fit a little since Rarity would probably not expect Garret to do things like that with a Diamond Dog outside the bedroom.

Broil and Anon

Muddle and Deloras

Pogo and Alex

>>6975260
Eh. I'm just getting burned out from satyrs in general. It's been pretty stagnant and boring for a while now and my attention is drawn to other things. Not to mention the dwindling content providers. It's just not interesting anymore. I'm not particularly saddened by it since I've seen it happen to a bunch of other generals before. I probably give it a few months in the coming year before I move on.

>>6974042
Cute. And. Perfect.

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>>6975776
You an art friend? Or a writer? Or neither? My interest in it varies, i like this characters, especially for a good wank or two. But if there is no art or stories, its easy to get burned out or bored of it. It does make me sad that we lose people, because those are less people we have to work with to keep the thread moving along. I write one shits when I can, but dont write as often due to time and my own interests dividing me. But I still really enjoy the thread, its been my home for a few years and i love just hanging out and shooting the shit with everyone about this little abominations.

>>6975860
I was a writer, but not so much anymore after getting tired of the hassle. I'm really only interested in a couple of satyrs anyway. Now I just think about things.

>>6974042
Muddle and Deloras, only because Deloras is a dirty latina donkey... filthy donkeys... nothing like the glorious, all American pony.

>>6975860
>But if there is no art or stories, its easy to get burned out or bored of it.
It doesn't exactly help that we keep creating new satyrs even though we still have a ton who has barely gotten anything except maybe a few pics and/or a few one-shots.

As for not getting any more people... Well, what does almost everyone on /mlp/ like? I say /mlp/ because we don't have any satyr generals anywhere else, which is sad to see.
They like adventures, comedy, feels, drama, fun, and a little porn every now and then so long as it doesn't get too weird and freaky.
What do they really not like?
When things end up being about nothing but OC x OC x OC shipping. And it sometimes feels like that is the only thing a lot of people in the Satyr General care about.

One of the reasons I fell in love with this general was because it felt a little like AiE at the time, with more satyrs of course, but Anon and ponies were still there.

>>6976399
Doesn't help that a lot of those ships are just satyrized normal ships that you could elsewhere with less convolution, or zany "their parents hate each other ships" tropes, or both in the case of Alex and Pogo. Or memes like Deloras and Muddle, which just started from a Shrek joke.

>>6976431
>Alex and Pogo. Or memes like Deloras and Muddle
Now I can agree with you on a little of what you said, but there is nothing wrong with some ships like that. After all, it does happen that two friends' kids end up together.
>memes
Don't start that. Just don't.
>started from a joke
Some things has to start somewhere. I myself imagine that they really did meet each other at that costume party.
>Shrek was Muddle's favorite movie when he was a kid
>His mom thought it would be adorable if he dressed up as the donkey
>Deloras dressed up as a kinky dragon because that was one of the few costumes left in the store
>Someone at the party introduced them to each other because they were wearing matching coustmes

Really though, are there satyrs anywhere else in this fandom? Or are /mlp/ and /trash/, like, the only places where people post and talk about satyrs?
There are no other places where people talk or even knows about satyrs? Other chans, like the russian chan? Or other pony sites? I know there is one thread on ponychan, but that's just a porn dump.

>>6976760
Nope. This is it.

>>6976776
How come? You can't bring in more people and possibly get more content if nobody knows about satyrs. Do you think those who invented things like the telephone and the vacuum cleaner simply sat in their room all day and did nothing while waiting for the people to come to them?

>>6976760
Derpibooru, in private among friends, on certain chans it has a small following. I'm sure if a few people with good social skills made rounds on other websites, they could bring in a less bitchy crowd around the half breeds.

>>6976890
>on certain chans it has a small following.
Really?

>>6976830
I don't really care all that much, to be honest. This was always a niche topic to begin with anyway. It's not like Strange Waifu Thread is trying to spread itself on other sites either.

>>6976890
>on certain chans it has a small following
Which chans?
I know there's a practically dead satyr porn thread on ponychan from back when it was MLPchan, but that's pretty much it.

>>6977066
>It's not like Strange Waifu Thread is trying to spread itself on other sites either
Most threads wouldn't actively try to spread themselves to other sites because that would typically just result in creating off-board hugboxes and fragmenting the fandom.
The only valid reason to move off 4chan would be if /mlp/ and /trash/ became uninhabitable due to awful moderation or the site gets shut down.

>>6974042
Marco's parents love Star. I'm sure they'd start premature wedding celebrations if they caught Macro having sex with her.

>>6977735
I'm pretty sure both of his parents ship them super hard. Sad since he's actually getting with Jackie.

>>6977853
We'll see how long that lasts in the next season.
Star was obviously super-jealous in the season 2 finale.

>>6977997
>Season 2 finale
>Episode 14

This ride's not done yet.

>>6976431
>Or memes like Deloras and Muddle, which just started from a Shrek joke.

That was not how they started. The shrek thing only came up after that pic and it was for a halloween themed pic in october. They were being shipped before then

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So many words here. Can't one of you at least post a sexy pic at the same time?

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>>6979286
I want to impregnate satyrs, daughter or not.

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>>6979384
Pissing edit.

>>6979384
I want to get a hug from satyr, be it my own child or not.

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>>6979559
Satyr is for love and fug.

>>6980948
Bon Bon best cuckqueen.

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>>6980960
I personally headcanon that they are just one big happy wincest family. Its not really cucking if you all agree to it.

>>6981205
True, I follow the normalized polygyny headcanon, so a girl being totally cool with her guy fucking other girls is about as weird a girl saying she likes dick.

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>>6981309
Tis good to be a guy, but do women get in on the action? Do they have several males? In our lewd /sad/ verse, I headcanon that incest is uncommon but occurs. Are you talking about polygamy? In that its no relation?

>>6981438
Polygyny refers specifically to one male with multiple females.

And no, there's a reason from a biological perspective that polyandry, a female with multiple males, is very rare, both in cultures and in nature, while the opposite is or was common.
A single guy can impregnate several females at a time, but a female can only be pregnant once at a time. And given that she takes on much more risk, there's an incentive to seek a good, stable partner, while the male has an incentive to accept as many partners as he can.

As for incest, as before, I headcanon the same you do. It's uncommon, due to the natural biologically inbuilt resistances to it, but most people aren't going to really bat an eye if a guy herds up some of his daughters, given the sheer number he'll be having.

>>6981653
>there's a reason from a biological perspective that polyandry, a female with multiple males, is very rare, both in cultures and in nature, while the opposite is or was common.

Though true from a biological standpoint of survival, this is a 1st world country known as Equestria. Where resources, and prosperity are bountiful. Given that, would it be such a stretch to have polyandry be an occurrence? Especially considering that if multiple females are herding up with one male, there would be a supply of single bachelors looking to empty their loads?

I'm pretty sure there are UN council meetings held in Canterlot over this very same subject.

>>6981892
If there's a gender ratio that makes herds common, why would there be bachelors, or at least guys who couldn't get one night stands?
Why would this mare not be completely hated for taking so many guys off the market, and why would they be interested in filthy fifths when they could easily find their own mare as easily as offering some fuk?

Unless these guys are grossly deformed or something, I guess.

>>6981892
Polygyny being commonplace enough to be tolerated or accepted would be really dependent on how skewed the gender ratios are if you ask me.

The show tends to flip flop depending on the episode, but generally suggests their fairly even.

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>>6982087
>If there's a gender ratio that makes herds common, why would there be bachelors

I'd assume it has to do with the top males getting all the mares. Lets take the BonBon House for example, you want get with Gumdrop? Well too bad, she's with her dear ol dad in the sack. Hope? Nope. She's on top of Gumdrop. And his wives? Haha.

Gender ratio or not, there will always be an under class of males who dont have the money, status, or moves to get a female of their own. And they are good stallions/satyrs, not deformed and most are pretty cute. They want love same as everyone else.

>>6982172
Yeah, I tent to think they ratio is fairly even. Maybe girls just have more roles but i doubt its an exponential gap between the genders.

Does anybody want to talk about anything? Im bored and alone at home.

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>>6982206
Fair enough, I suppose.
At least you could use your exoticness to get a good flow of ladies.

>Lets take the BonBon House for example, Gumdrop? Well too bad, she's with her dear ol dad in the sack. Hope? Nope. She's on top of Gumdrop.
This sounds like a wonderful home life, by the way.

>Does anybody want to talk about anything? Im bored and alone at home.
I'm cool with continuing about the lewd cestherd, honestly.

>>6982206
>Does anybody want to talk about anything? Im bored and alone at home.
Was there anything in particular you've been thinking of? Concepts or ideas for satyrs? >>6976399 mentioned there being lots of Satyrs with minimal content, but I'm a newfag and don't know most of them.

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>>6982263
>That pic
Oh I forgot how much it flares my boner so. I say, who was that anon who was talking about Gumdrop's incest baby with her dad? i cant remember exactly what he was talking about, but i remember i really liked her name. What was that situation about?

>I'm cool with continuing about the lewd cestherd, honestly.
>This sounds like a wonderful home life, by the way.
Its every degenerate's wet fucking dream. Only male in a house of 4 females? Easy access to sex day or night, good house keeper lyra, bread winner Bonbon with her guberment job, and two eager daughters who want to play with their father. If my boner could go any further it would fall out.

>>6982333
>Was there anything in particular you've been thinking of?
I have lots of ideas, but the motivation and time elude me. For SFW ideas I really had an idea I wanted to do about Cranky interacting with Deloras, since in my head canon Matilda had a short lived relationship with an Anon that didnt work out so she is a single mom. And Cranky trying to be a parent to this very polite, and respectful young girl. For NSFW ideas, I wanted to do something with Trap Gargle and an Anon. And I often write very short prompts or one shits through the weeks. So really I have many places to start, but no time or energy to do it seriously.

>mentioned there being lots of Satyrs with minimal content
Indeed, there are a lot of satyrs but barely any get content. But the thing about it is that if nothing is canon its hard to really have a base taking off point.

>but I'm a newfag and don't know most of them.
Well we are welcome to have you. Its not always fun in the sun here, but its a magical place at times.

>>6982429
Her name was Saltwater Taffy.

>>6982465
We didn't get any art of her yet, did we?

>>6982465
Yes! That was it! That was such a cute name. Shame we never got any art of her. Maybe later. I imagine her having like a neon blue type hair.

>>6982652
Not that I know of. But to the store i go, packed as it may be

Happy new year /sad/!

>>6982652
>neon blue
Interesting choice, but it's a decent but understandable deviation from her mother/sister and grandmother.

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>>6982811
I kinda like this color but maybe a little more dark for the blue. I'd imagine she have creamy white skin kinda like milk. What do you think? Or is that too ugly a color clash? i cant into color matching.

>>6983105
Yeah, she's probably be pretty pale.
White is a color that's not overly clashing with most anything.

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>>6983170
Would she be very reserved and shy? Or is that too much like her mom? I kinda want her to not like bright light, but that sounds more like an albino.

>>6982807
Happy new year!

>>6975827
>post yfw they had an episode that was a childish version of heat when Star went through Mewberty and was boy crazy while sticking boys on walls like a xenomorph.

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>>6983247
Absolutely boner inducing

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>>6983247

>>6983247
Someone posted a really nice long porn comic in a Star thread here in /trash/ a few days ago.
Still WIP too apparently.

In it she had cute little wings on her back.

>>6983234
Maybe a bit more bubbly and friendly, but not full on social butterfly.

>albino
Well, while serious defects don't start manifesting until potentially several generations of inbreeding have happened, smaller things like albinotism are more likely to happen.

I used to know a girl who basically had something akin to mild albinotism, mostly looked like a really pale ginger. Not a cancer magnet, but also not someone who's very sun friendly.

>>6983347
Nice. Do they have a derpi link?

>>6983355
How did it affect her?

>>6981205
Is it okay for your daughterus to occasionally have lesbian sex? I mean it's better than them messing around with boys, right? Besides, you can't be around to satisfy them personally 24/7 if you plan on actually having a job and supporting your family.

>>6983456
She mostly just wore long sleeves whenever it wasn't too hot, and usually wore a ballcap.
She didn't shun the outdoors outright, however, and was actually bit tomboyish. But she wasn't able to go out all day every day, so she had a good deal of indoor hobbies.

>>6983456
>Do they have a derpi link?
Considering Star isn't really MLP related, I doubt it.

I'm guessing they've been posted somewhere else before though.
Here's a link to the archived thread:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6905827/

>>6983789
Not really my thing, but I don't see the problem.
Whatever floats their boats.

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>>6983789
I imagine it would be perfectly ok. Preferably with her sis, but if she wants to bring in her own friends. No probs here. Most men are the breadwinners.

>>6983793
That sounds really adorable and cute. Not sure if she was attractive, but those traits sounds like pretty solid waifu material. Maybe these could carry over to this kid, I'll make a note of it.

>>6983802
Cool. Thanks

>>6983789
>Besides, you can't be around to satisfy them personally 24/7 if you plan on actually having a job and supporting your family.
That depends on how the workload in a herd is expected to be split.

But either way, yeah. With so many more girls about, it's completely natural for girls to be a bit bi, and it's a good bonding tool for a herd.

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>>6983839
>That depends on how the workload in a herd is expected to be split.

Wouldnt it be equal parts? Like if there are 4 people in the house hold not including bread winner wouldnt those chores be 25% across the board?

>and it's a good bonding tool for a herd.
Amen.

>>6984025
I tend to think of the role of breadwinner being communal within a herd.
If herds tend towards the small, the male usually works as well, if they tend towards the larger, the male may simply keep order at home.

>>6984076
Like a proud lion, the man does nothing except maintain order and occasionally ward of threats. But smaller herds are like Go Fuck Me campaigns where they need starter money. All aspire to be the alpha lion with a large herd.

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>>6984109

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i have crayons and drinks. what should i draw?

>>6984568
Your waifu riding the giant ball during the new year's countdown.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/12/29/1327626__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_solo+female_breasts_anus_vagina_offspring_clitoris.png

Was this ever posted here? I'd post the picture itself, but I can be bothered.

>>6984603
If you can be bothered then why didn't you?

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>>6984568
Feel like drawing some lewd of this cutie? If not then her hot shark friend Buyo.

>>6984558
Thought that was animal land. Source?

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>>6984658
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Murenase-Shiiton-Gakuen

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>>6984596
i've never watched a ball drop honestly
>>6984658
she'll be aged up, fyi

>>6984700
>violent temper
>not friendly with humans
>loud as fuck

Literally niggers.

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>>6984748
>Pic related
Its fine, anything would be appreciated. Cute pic btw. Prism a cutie.

>>6984754
kek

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>>6984754
That is the joke, yes.
>>6984748
Thanks.

>>6984614
Well either it's because I'm very tired and mistyped "can't" somehow, or else because I can but still decided not to.

Your choice.

>>6984568
Something like this. >>6982263
Maybe a part 2 where they are naked, or something

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>>6984568
You wanted to do more towards lewd? Or were you wanting more SFW stuff? Just curious so i know what to ask for.

SFW
Deloras in nice winter wear. Cute SoL stuff

NSFW
Her at some kind of Marty Grau even where she closes her eyes shut and flashes her breasts at people but she only lifts her shirt so you can only see her bra

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>>6984658
i imagine she has a terrible time with estrus/cat-heat

>>6984568
Who is this cutie?
Anyway, porn of her.

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>>6985186
Isnt that Glimmer?

>>6984568
Rory cumming on Thistles face

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>>6985087
I imagine it would be terrible for her close friends.
>Rubbing up against them
>Kneading up the carpet as she presents her butt to them
>Close male friends try to fight off their boners and respect that she is just going through a bad heat
>female friends have to sigh defeated and give her "relief" with warmed up dildos as she gushes all over their hands
>They get Buyo since she is used to being wet
>Its why they are great friends

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>>6984926
i really tried. it was not turning out with crayons.
>>6985015
what a dork

>>6985403
Thanks for the effort tho.
>That second part
Cute lewd. She is a major cutie.

>>6984568
Wanna do a Trap Gargle? Maybe him being cuddled by Anon?

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>>6984568
Cotton Ball excited to light up sparklers and Lenora holding one bored

>>6985250
>Isnt that Glimmer?
Very pissible.

>>6985562
>not the other way around.
Pls. Cottonball's the dom, she's the one in need of thrills and excitement. Lenora's actually pretty boring if you don't prod her into action.

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>>6985607
>Lenora is a big dullard
Cant say im a fan of that headcanon. I always kinda liked the idea of her being a feisty but soft hearted big gurl. Not to say that Cotton cant take the wheel every now and then but much prefers to be the prey in the relationship. But then again, this little fluffly bunny brining a big girl like Lenora down by fondling and sucking on her breasts would be hot as hell.

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>>6985607
>pissable
https://imgur.com/a/7nBc5

>>6985668
I think I phrased that poorly. I meant the powerbottom headcanon.
Basically, the dominant acting submissive, and ordering the sub to dominate them.

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>>6985691
Not familiar with that kind of thing, but sounds interesting.

>>6985690
For science?

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>>6985690
unf

I want to see more pissing satyrs.

>>6985321
What's the punchline for the joke in that picture?

>>6986248
/d/ siad he never had one. It was just meant to be only that pic. I personally suggested "Holy Diver" maybe her dad was a big fan of human music

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>Passed out Snapshot
>Rang in the new year with a sore ass

>>6987870
How is that any different from every other morning?

>>6988616
Because its his first sore ass of teh new year

Bump-a-rum

>>6992897
Who is this?

>>6992956
Cloudy Quartz satyrized

>>6992993
No idea who that is. A fandom OC from outside this thread?

>>6993115
Pinkie's mom if im not mistaken

>>6993385
Could be. I don't remember her name ever being mentioned.

>>6993842
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Igneous_Rock_Pie_and_Cloudy_Quartz

It is canon.

https://youtu.be/7Yd0kIUrU8c?t=1m45s

>>6992897
Who is the artist?
The style looks familiar, but I can't place it.

>>6994229
Isnt it Pencils?

>>6994265
Yes
>>6993115
Jfc dyewts

>>6994368
A lot of people kinda stopped following the show a long time ago. But the characters are still fun to follow.

>>6994368
>>6994391
I do watch the show, I just can't remember Pinkie's mom ever being named in the show.

>>6994682
it was in the apple-pie hearthswarming episode. she's Cloudy Quartz and the father is Igneous Rock

>>6994391
Not an excuse seeing as she's an S1 character

>>6994391
>I stopped, so many others must have stopped as well

>>6995336
None of Pinkie's family were named in S1 though.
Wasn't Maud the first to actually be canonically named in season 4?
And the rest in season 5.

>>6995385
Dont bother replying Anon. There is no point. The link was given, so its resolved. Anything else is just pointless posting.

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So what is your satyr's resolutions for this? Are they gonna get laid? Get /fit/? or get rich?

>>6995801
Ariana is going to stop procrastinating and finish her novel.

>>6995902
>Implying she hasn't already finished more than one of them.
This year, she'll get one published.

>>6995902
And lure more colts into her cave so she can rape them and force them to suckle her penis-sized clit.

Satyr's hybrid penis.

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>>6998524
Udders.

>>6998633
I want to poop on them.

>>6998633
Are shit

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>>7003954
Baby bumps.

>>6998524
>>6998633
I like both of these

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>>6998633
Incest babies.

>>7004094
And speaking of incest babies, love Craster Anon and the buns.

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>>7004500
I want to lovingly fill my daughters with their own sisters.

>>7004551
That autism. I absolutely love it! Who would impregnate first? Would you put a bun in the bun?

>>7004733
Not sure. Big goat is most qt, but little goat is an adorable tomboy, lion daughteru would be really fun to take out of her element, bun is a breeding machine, and there's a real appeal to fertilizing all of snek's eggs.

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>>7004802
I always imagined Mera as not having the capacity to be a mother. Kind of the sad side of living with half your body. But imo, Ariana is the top, followed by Lenora, Bun, and last but not least Kimmy Mera.

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>>7004933
I prefer to think she has functional reproductive organs, but despite the large difference in delivery from her mammalian half, the resulting offspring will be identical.

>>7005013
Really? Would the eggs make their way to Kimmy's womb? Or would they be identical kids but one kid is super tiny?

>>7005079
Maybe they're like khajiit, and start ultra smol but grow really fast in early life.
Alternately, their much smaller starting size results in a sort of permanent loli look.

And not identical as in each individual is essentially twins of their siblings (any more than any litter/clutch species), identical in the sense that they'll ultimately grow up to look like the same sort of being as those born from Kimmy's womb.

>>7005150
>And not identical as in each individual is essentially twins of their siblings

I had an idea that is what you meant, but still, growing rapidly could be a way for it to work. But I like the very hot idea of shared womb birth. This is breaking new fetish ground.

>>7005323
How would a shared womb even work?
I mean, not opposed to it, I like the two womb centaur thing, I just want to understand.

>>7005418
idk, I imagine she would have like two separate wombs that join her anatomy and Mera's. So she could get pregnant with her own kid and Mera could get pregnant on her own. Would she have two pussy entrances I wonder? And ive never heard of two womb centaur what is that and can you post links?

>>7005471
>So she could get pregnant with her own kid and Mera could get pregnant on her own.
That's what I meant. They can have their own pregnancies, or rather, pregnancy and egg clutch (unless she's like a rattlesnake, and give live birth.), but the girls both share the same genetic code, so the offspring are still the same species and full siblings.

Can't post pics, such a rare concept that I have none.
But basically, the idea is that in addition the the equine womb, they retain a human vagina where the torsos meet, and can have a separate, independent pregnancy in their human womb.

>>7005591
Ok, then maybe both Mera and Kimmy ovulate in sync in the same womb and every pregnancy they have are twins sharing the same womb then? That seem feasible?

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>>7005630
You misunderstand, I liked your previous idea.

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>>7005649
Oh, well then more power to it. But now I like the idea of double eggs getting fertilized. But that is fine too, I love almost all head canons.

>sideways
They are more like slits to be hidden. Drake pussies are still up in the air though right?

>>7005705
>They are more like slits to be hidden.
Yeah, they're hidden under a scale. But they're supposed to be horizontal. DJ didn't want to have snake pussy in his search history.

>drake pussy
Prefer cloacas on them.
Not that I like drakes much.

>>7005735
Cloacas can be vertical or horizontal. It depends a good deal on the species.

I feel nauseous reading though this current discussion. It can never be plain sex with satyrs, can it? It must always be some extreme fetishes involved.
Sex with satyr? It must be incest.
Incest sex with satyr? It must turn into inbreeding.
Inbreeding with satyr? It must be double impregnation in both wombs and eggs and cloacas and urethras. Oh, and they can impregnate themselves.

>>7007490
>Oh, and they can impregnate themselves.
How would that work?
Maybe if it was a Chimera whose body and tail are opposite sexes (this is an interesting idea, by the way), but in Kimmy and Mera's case I'd say it's unlikely.

>>7007490
Well this is /sad/ you know. You wouldn't jump in the ocean only to complain about all the fish, would you?

>>7007642
This is more like jumping in the ocean and complaining about Cthulhu.

>>7007490
I barely post here anymore, I just lurk to hope one day the thread will talk about something that's actually interesting. I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.

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>>7007490
Im so sorry we were discussing things and forgot to put in a trigger warning. It must be so hard to live with PTSD. We will respect your safe space you are demanding in a thread that was created so we could talk about fetish shit without triggering pussy anons back over in /sat/ Maybe that is more your speed since you apparently only want vanilla sex and /sat/ said they are ok with vanilla sex and only disliked our fetish stuff. But then /sat/ will get mad at you anyway when you post stuff about sex and tell you to post that here.

>>7007952
Maybe you should actually you know, try posting the content you want to see more of instead of being a cry baby that nobody can read your mind and post stuff you want. But let me guess, you are gonna give some lame excuse that it will just get ignored so why even bother right? Well if you are just gonna give up then you have no right to fucking complain.

>>7008899
Were you born on /d/?

>>7008971
We're all degenerates in some way anon, the only thing is I dont lose my shit and cry when people are talking about things I dont care for. Or blame them for the thread lacking.

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>>7008899
>>7008982
Anon, I love you and agree with you, but this is the kind of response trolls masturbate too.

>>7008971
Giving birth on top of people is a weird one, I'll admit.

>>7009016
Yeah I know, but Im giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they are not trolls. Because I sure as hell know the response is gonna be ">everyone who doesnt love our fetish shit is trolls" or some shit like that. But we can talk about something else then.

>Giving birth on top of people
Thats an odd one in that I have not heard about it before.

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>>7009097
So in the interest of not dwelling, gonna double back and branch off from an earlier discussion about centaurs. How do you feel about non-uniform offspring, like with Lemon Hearts kids?
She's got 4 daughters from the same father, and one came out a satyr, one a centaur, one full pony (presumably with some human traits), and one full human with some wonky colors.

https://derpibooru.org/1124111 centaur one.
There's more of the other three under the parent:lemon hearts tag.

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>>7009137
>How do you feel about non-uniform offspring, like with Lemon Hearts kids?

Dont really have a problem with it, so long as I find them aesthetically pleasing. Like this cutie, she is as non uniform as they come but I like what i have seen of her so far. I was not familiar with Lemon Heart. But those kids are cuties too. I always imagined that non uniform kids are very uncommon, like winning the genetic freak lottery or something. But they do occur. But i really have no problem with it, like I said im open to just about anything so long as its entertaining.

>>7009137
First I've heard of them, but that's cute. Does the human one have a horse tail tucked away in her tunic?

>>7009495
No, they have all the attributes of their respective species.

>>7009495
>Horse tail tucked away
She'd look like Conkers mang

>>7009495
Nah. Though she might whinny sometimes and can digest grass.
Conversely, the pony one's wolf teeth are pronounced and more deeply rooted, like proper canines.

When was satyr's first game of strip poker and who was it with?

>>7008982
>>7009097
So instead of accepting that people are allowed to voice their opinions on things and ignoring posts you don't like, you're going to call everyone who is not as fucked up in the head as you are trolls and sensitive faggots?
It would be a blast to have you in other generals.

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>>7009570
Yuzu played it at 19, a busty, and perky bat girl who was playing against some very horny and young colts. She didnt even know it was strip poker, she just had no bits of her own and said her losing clothing would be how she would pay if she lost a hand. And big breasts were all the rage with young stallions since a mare's teats are so small. None of them had ever seen teats outside of their playcolt magazines and they could not pass up the opportunity to see Yuzu's plump, bouncy mammalian melons.

In the end, they only got her down to her black lacy bra and one swore he saw a bit of her nipple but she decided to take her winnings and leave. "sudden emergency" and all that.Those colts had her in their thoughts that night as they beat their meat harder and moaned louder than they ever had before.

>>7009809
>The moaning could be heard all over Ponyville
>Luna visited a hundred wet dreams that night
>She got so aroused by all those dreams that she started masturbating herself
>And when Luna cums, lightning strikes and wakes everyone up

>>7010683

Luna lives a sad existence in that nobody is ever asleep to give her aftercare when she comes in her dreams.

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Yuzu or Lewdzu

>>7011271
Why not both?

>>7011271
This is /sad/, so lewdzu.

>>7011271
Lewdzu while Yuzu is in bed like it's completely normal.
Offer to let Yuzu join in.

>>7011271
Both. I'm allowed to pick both because they're genetically identical, so in reality I'm only really picking one person.

>>7011271
Let Yuzu sleep peacefully in your arms while Lewdzu rides your dick like a champ as silently as she can manage.

>>7013740
I want this.

>>7014122
Second.