/sug/ - Steven Universe General Best Episode Edition Last

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LAPIS BLOWS

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PEARL BLOWS

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Gems should give each other baths

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PD X JASPER SEX SCENE
>S O O N

>>6910951
Jasper is fat

>>6911007
this artist's art style so unsettling

Steven being sexually assaulted by a Rose Quartz soilder sent from Homeworld, when?

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>>6910993
Jasper x Greg/Steven fusion soon?

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Lapis and Steven's friendship is cute.

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How many times did Peridot touch Lapis inappropriately hand ship?

>>6911028
Yes.

>>6911037
How many rings does Saturn have?

>>6911037
How many ounces of bleach would you need to drink until it kills you? You should drink twice that much.

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>>6911044
Over 30?

>>6911024
This makes me feel weird and maybe bad

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#Stevonnie

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Would you let Peridot babysit your child?

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>>6911136
Stevonnie!

>>6910976
I want Smol Lap to fly into my ear.

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>>6911154

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>>6911143
No because peridot is baby

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>>6911158

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Stevens true destiny is to be with his diamond and serve hem like the good little gem he is.

>YD treats her little hybrid with care and love.
>Steven gets more love and attention then a high ranking Pearl would.
>WD likes to stroke his hair and even give him light kisses and even gives him expensive and exotic gifts.
>Steven feels embarrassed but kind of likes that he's treated so nicely he even kind of likes getting petted and kissed it made him feel special.
>The Crystal Gems are angry and pissed knowing just what that big bitch is doing.
>She's grooming Steven into her very own "Pearl"
>As Steven becomes more like a loving loyal servant to his diamond the more angry and pissed Pearl becomes knowing full well that WD is manipulating Steven into making him her new "Pearl"
>WD dose stuff to Steven that is just like how she treated Pearl by calling him nicknames only Pearl knew and doing little things only she remembered like brushing her finger across Stevens back lightly.
>Pearl felt frustrated and angry seeing her precious son being used like this.
>WD is fully aware that Pearl hates seeing this and stares as her with a shit eating grin as she treats Steven like the luckiest "Pearl" on homeworld.

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>>6911171
Seasonally inappropriate

steven's dream leaks when

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>>6911182

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>>6911191
Seasonally appropriate.

[spoilers on trash]Actually it is really warm here for this time of year.[/spoilers on trash]

>>6911223
Kill yourself

>>6911228
Don't kill yourself

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>>6911231
>not "ugh"
No you

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>>6911231
Why is there so much hate in your heart?

>>6911251
Why are you such cancer

>>6911278
Isn't login one word

>>6911143
Who would let that thing anywhere near their kid?

>>6911281
thats really cute i wish i liked this ship

>>6911289
doesn't necessarily have to be but yeah thats the common usage

>>6911136
>>6911154
Sucks.

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>>6911272
You should let go of your hatred, you'll feel a lot better once you do.

>>6911312
You should kill yourself, it would make this world a better place

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>>6911300
Not them, but I can't believe I'm starting to like it.

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>>6911300
Not my preferred ship for either, I mainly just love the characters it's comprised of

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>>6911323
I hope you feel better soon.

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>>6911323

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Goodnight, /sug/.

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>>6911365
goodnight

>>6911370
What a wonderful little thing.

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request? no lewd

>>6911365
Nighty-night

>>6911365
good morning

timezones are weird

>>6911380
Your fav gem dressed as your fav vidya character drinking your favorite drink

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anyone got some stevonnie lewds they would like to share?

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>>6911021

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>>6911466
I kind of did it backwards

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>whale watching penis
>chui

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>>6911602
>whale watching penis

>>6911586
also I forgot the drink...

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>>6911544
>lukewarmpis

>>6911380
What's your cutoff for lewd?

Can I request Peridot holding a corn cob to her crotch like it's a dick and suggestively thrusting her hips at Lapis

>>6911687
Kill yourself

>>6911687
>>6911699
Samefag

>>6911736
source?

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>>6911706
kill you're self

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>>6911747
http://kyopal.deviantart.com/art/Amedots-650475365

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What if Jasper danced her way through the wall of your house in a revealing ballerina leotard and asked you if you wanted to watch a quick performance?

>>6911544
Is this the work of BrashMullet?

>>6911800
>literally busted through a wall casually

I'd probably agree even if I didn't want to watch desu

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>>6911800
HORNY TIME!

>>6911736
this hurts to look at desu

>>6911867
Y

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>>6911800
I'd give her a quick performance too.

I'm talking about jerking it for Jasper.

>>6911883
>wasting your boner
Just fuck her, man. She doesn't care about that jacking off shit.
Jasper came into your house and danced (a human mating ritual) because she wants you to fuck her.

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>>6911544
>>6911804

Brashmullet? No, it is I, A. Rebecca Sug, Esq., creator of the hit anime cartoon movie series 'Stephen's Universe™'.

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>>6911901
>implying Jasper wouldn't love watching a pathetic weakling pleasure themselves in front of her with no shame because of her perfect body

It's like you aren't willing to demean yourself to please your mistress.

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>>6912151
Actually it's Stafan's Universe. You've been exposed, I am the real Revecca, you're just my loathsome copy.

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>>6912171
Your lack of sketchy, disconnected dotted lines and unnecessary dramatic shading deceives you, impostor!
I am Rebekka Shuga director of the 2013 anime adaptation of the classic manga "Sutibun Uchu: Shonen no Hoseki".

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My name is Becky Sugar, and here's the deal! I got a plan with lots of appeal!

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Hey /sug/. It appears we have some real genuine fakers here. I'm just gonna say that I am the true Becca the Splenda - executive producter of that new hip cool reality tv show Stevie Uni.

freaks?

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>>6912473
yes?

gay

>>6912483
IT IS TIME

GRAB THE SNOUT

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which gem would tracer fuck?

>>6912869
more like

kiss the cuck

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>>6912921

>>6912973
absolutely SAVAGE

dead?

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>>6913045
yes

>>6913056

>>6911186
>White Diamond makes her other Pearls kiss Steven passionately much to her amusement, and Steven's blush and coinfusion

>>6911602
>>6911619
fucking tumblr
>i dont know how to dick so imma make it like my japanese caartooons

>>6913073
it's LITERALLY homosuck

>>6913165
Even knowing they are canon barbie dolls, do you think the gems ever spend any time nude to relax?

>>6913189
>canon barbie dolls
when?

>>6913165
>Four lines on the Stave

I've never been so triggered in my life.

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Has it been noted yet that, given the episode synopses that have been leaked, the odd ending theme could be a distress signal of sorts being sent, which Steven is about to pick up in a dream thus kicking off what appears to be some kind of rescue arc?

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>>6912921
>>6912973
DELETE!

>>6913205
I'm pretty sure they have no need for human like sex characteristics, and thus don't form them, that said I'm willing to belive amethyst has formed them because she's experimental and hedonistic

>>6912973
I'd kiss her, cook or cuck she's still pearl

That apron could say kiss the cock and I'd aquies

>>6913257
Better watch out, if you kiss a pearl cock you better be ready for it to come out the other side like she's spitroasting a pig

>The real reason Pearl watches Steven sleep is becaus his mind and gem are more closly connected then the average Gem
>When he sleeps, it is child's play for Pearl to make his gem display his dreams (similar to how she did this)
>All of the gems gather around the sleeping Quartz every night to watch his dreams
>The last few nights Steven has been in a Dark Souls- Esque word with each of the bosses replaced with the the Crystal Gems.
>The last boss Steven fought was Pearl.

>>6913206
Even if she were chanting Gregorian style?

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>>6913244
>the odd ending theme could be a distress signal of sorts being sent, which Steven is about to pick up in a dream

Yeah totally. Totally, if that weren't stupid it'd totally be a dream, it's not like they have something that can receive messages from Homeworld or anything. It's gotta be a dream because they can totally send messages through their dreams when no gems fucking sleep.

>>6913359
but

what if the CG's

were not meant to receive the message, and steven picking it up is due to [ some bullshit ]

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>>6913359
I mean, given how the synopsis for the first episode outright states that Steven has a dream that gets him searching for answers, I figured that'd be a good way to tie it in. When you put it that way it sounds off though, so I suppose could be wrong. Might be an accidental interception of a message or something if it does tie together then.

>>6911186
this is good

>>6913378
Well yeah he's going to go into one of the Homeworld gem's minds with his dream powers and find something out he isn't meant to know, probably Jasper because Lazuli in her mind was fully aware of what she was saying and doing so she and Peridot wouldn't reveal anything, but Jasper's now a monster that wouldn't have a lot of control over what's happening in her mind and will most likely let slip some bullshit on Homeworld like a conversation she heard between YD and BD about how they set up a cluster on every planet in the galaxy or something.

Guys

what if

Steven WASN'T a straight up bitch-ass nigga

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>>6913378
I mean there's going to be dream stuff involved with Jasper since I don't see Lapis or Peridot having anything useful to offer since Peridot was a technician and Lapis is stupid, but if you think it's a distress signal they have something that can pick up on space brodcasts yo.

Wonder if they could use the wailing stones to get free cable.

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>>6913406
Anon

what if

You watched the show instead of complaining?

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>>6913411
Actually just thought, it could also be less of a distress signal and something more of a distressed thought that's taken a while to reach Steven. That way it'd be something that he could pick up on, that'd tie into the dream powers, without the wailing stones picking up on it. I don't think it'd be Jasper because bubbling seems to sort of "pause" a consciousness if time based off of Peridot's and Bismuth's reactions after getting unbubbled, but once again could be wrong.

>Wonder if they could use the wailing stones to get free cable.

Free satellite more like, but maybe.

>>6913416
never

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>>6913423
>The Gang Gets Free TV

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~~ Chille tid ~~

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>>6913462

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>>6913498

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>>6913504

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I would have never imagined I'd end up being interested in fucking USENET.
any interesting SU newsgroups?

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>>6913702

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Breasts

>>6911192
January 26 or 27

>>6913724
The sweet delicious watery milk will be mine soon.

>>6911308
You should at least get to know someone before sucking their dick.

>>6913742
>watery milk
ew
I'd rather have sap or honey then

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>>6913759
Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

>>6913111
this is nice gif

>>6913785
It's not even the color version though.

>>6913792
true, seizure version is best version.

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How do I into programming I want to make an SU vidya?

>>6913853
Start with Scratch to learn the basics of Algorithms then move onto Unity game engine

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>Pearl can show her dreams through her gem like a projector.
>It turns out Steven can do the same as he sleeps his bellybutton gem projects his dreams onto the bedroom celling.
>The gems and even Lapis and Peridot see Stevens dreams and watch it play out.
>In his dream Steven is getting married the people of beach city and cheering him on and congratulating him.
>Steven then sees his bride as smiles in his sleep saying "I love you..."
>Steven lifts the vial revealing the gem he wants to marry.

Who is it /sug/?

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>>6913931
E N D G A M E

>>6913920
kys

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>>6913931

>>6913920
whoever colored that is a fucking idiot

>>6913943
Why is there no art of Peridot in a beautiful weeding dress?

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>>6913953

>>6913962
Greg cant nurdercock his own son.

>>6913982
>A ruby will do too.

>>6913853
How much do you know? If you just want to do something quick and simple, Game Maker Studio has a drag-and-drop system as well as actual programming through its custom language

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>>6913979
Who wants to marry a child?

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>>6914012
Me

>>6914012
>child
I need Periven fags to die and stay died.

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>>6914018
Your marriage is already arranged, Jasper will have to do

>>6914026

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>>6914050
Can I get both?

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>>6913997
I want to make Spyro the Dragon but with gems, how hard will I fail with no knowledge?

>>6914148
you won't fail because you won't even start

>>6914154
Not starting is the worst kind of failure.

>>6914176
This is true but I don't like Spyro and I don't like gemsonas, so by all means don't start. Maybe do something else.

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>>6913979

>>6914199
>not liking Spryo
>one of the most pure and fun games ever made
ISHYGDDT

But really who said anything about gemsonas?

>>6914202
The head and hands are so baffling to me, the work on the dress I plus they were trying to make something detailed and cute but then they just floundered when they got to the hands and bean head.

>>6910951
>make a picture parodying an episode that's already a parody
>only takes the main joke of the episode and makes it blunter

why tho

>>6914234
I never played it so it is stupid, bad, and for casuals.

>>6914199
What would you suggest they do instead?

>>6913445
Two-eyed Garnet haunts my nightmares

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>>6914297
Thanks /v/, now I know!

>>6914296
>an episode that's already a parody
A generic baseball episode isn't really a parody.

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we can dance if you want to
we can leave your friends behind

>>6914354
ugh

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if your friends don't dance
then
they ain't no friends of mine lyrics

>>6914148
No programming knowledge, like at all? The other anon is right, you won't even be able to start it. You haven't even made Pong so there's no way you're anywhere near being able to do 3D. Your best bet is modding someone else's Unity game (Game Maker only handles 2D) and even then I doubt you'd get far. Learn some or all of Python, C++, C#, then pick up a beginner-friendly game engine, then make Pong, then an absolute fuckton of other games and you might have a chance

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rebecca sugar

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Is Steven the best Shota ever?
He is cute funny kind sweet caring goofy loveable smart brave a gentlemen and can stay a shota forever is he wishes too.
How can any over boy compete with Stevens perfection?

>bullying anons looking to gamedev

/agdg/ get out most of your games run like ass and crash you have no right to bully.

>>6914428
>How can any over boy compete with Stevens perfection?
Not being a fat retard

>>6912911
Pearl

>>6914429
That's exactly why you should bully aspiring developers, it's such a damn hard process even for members of the community

>>6914057
No

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>>6914428
Steven is for milf loving

>Vidalia invites Steven to come over to have a sleepover with Onion.
>He decides to go but he finds it strange that she invited him at such a late time and she sounded kind of odd she kept hiccuping through the call.
>Once Steven got there the door was open and he went inside "Hello anyone here? most of the lights were off and no on was in.
>Steven suddenly hears "Ohhhh Steeeeeven...I'm so "hic" glad your here."
>Steven turns to the around to see Vidalia at the kitchen door she drunk...very drunk she had one half empty bottle of beer in her hand and on the kitchen table were a lot of empty bottles of beer and wine,
>But that was not all Vidalia was half nude the only thing she worse was her open button up top that hung on her shoulders her big mostly breasts were bare and her hairy pussy too.
>Steven blushed and covered his eyes "Miss Vidalia!....W-why are you naked?
>Vidalia giggled "I was so bored "hic" tonight Onion and Sour Cream are out "hic" and Yellow Tale has been gone for ages "hic" I got a bit lonely "hic" and wanted some company then I "hic" thought of you.....your such a cutie...I wanted a real man tonight to warm my bed..."
>Steven was blushing feeling uncomfortable and confused.
>"I need to leave Miss Vidalia...the gems are expecting me back home."
>Vidalia grabbed Steven by his arm and said
>"Ohhh don't "hic" leave...Onion isn't here but you can have a sleepover with me...."
>Vidalia then kissed Steven her mouth tasted of sweet dizzying beer that made Stevens head spin.
>Vidalia smiled and said "Lets take this upstairs my little man...."

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>>6914506

>Vidalia dragged Steven upstairs to her room Steven dragged behind with his face perfectly aligned with Vidalias big round ass and large birthing hips.
>Steven was afraid and confused yet his pants felt so tight and his body felt hot. Why was this happening to him?
>Vidalia brought Steven into her bedroom and pushed him onto the large king-sized bed.
>Vidalia said "This bed has so much "hic" space...but its so lonely and "hic" cold...I sometimes masturbate in bed thinking "hic" about getting fucked by hot guys like Greg.... but I wont lie "hic" I thought about you when I masturbated sometimes "hic" too..."
>Steven felt trapped this hot cougar had him trapped and he didn't know how to stop her yet he still felt so turned on.
>Vidalia looked at Stevens cute little chubby body and licked her lips but she then noticed something that made her lightly gasp "Steven...you do "hic" like me..."
>She pointed at the big boner that was pitching a tent in Stevens jeans.
>Steven blushed "O-oh no..not now...."
>Vidalia rubbed his pants buldge "Mmmhhhh so "hic" big... you really are Gregs son..."
>Steven tried to beg "Please Miss Vidalia I have a girlfriend we cant do this..."
>Vidalia gave Steven another drunken kiss this time it was more passionate and loved filled >"Mmmmhhh your so innocent and sweat "hic" Steven..dont worry this will be are little "hic" secret. I'm going "hic" to show you what its like to be with a "hic" real woman...."

>>6914494
NO BULLYING!

>>6914560
What is /sug/'s fascination with rape?
Can we get through one thread without the word "rape" getting brought up or is that just not possible?

>>6914628
Were you raped?

>>6914560
I want Pearl to lovingly fuck Jasper in the ass with a sword and for Jasper to love it because it reminds her of the pain she felt when Lapis raped her with her monster cock.

>>6914628
People fetishise their vices. It's important for you to gorw as a person and make the distinction between what is fantasy and what is real.

On a side note, I believe that many Anons here are into domination and want to be [("raped")] by their gem-fu

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>>6914691
I want Lapis to rape Jasper with a fat carrot

>>6914695
Then why is there so much of Steven getting raped by gems?

>>6914738
I think the better question is, why isn't Sapphire being raped more often?

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>>6914724
I rape dograpesper raperape amerapist, raping rapidly "rape" O'Rape (rape)
t. Raper

>>6914738
Self-insert as Steven, before you ask no I don't have a problem with it.

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"WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THAT ORDER?"

>>6914506
>>6914510
Go on Anon, don't be shy...
I want to read the juicy ending.

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>>6914628

>>6914826
A big ole shalong.

>>6914826
A side of rape please

>>6914510
Does she have a dick? Is Steven about to get it on with the sexiest futa milf in Beach City?

>>6911186
>WD Comes back annoyed and the tubornness of her sisters.
>She sits on her throne, Steven smiles and climes onto her lap.
>Sits down and plays a small song on his Ukelele
>The Diamond rather likes it, and feels her anger lifting.
>Steven rubs his face against her hand just how White Diamond likes it.
>White lets out a little laugh, and rubs her hybrid's hair.
>Meanwhile Pearl is watching tied up in a corner. her face redder than a tomato.

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Dr. Pavel
We're the crystal gems.

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>>6914877
If I pull that helmet off, would you die?

>>6914898
whos the artist?

>>6914826
Orange and red sausage sized fingers shoved down my throat and ass, please.

>>6914924
http://gem-smooches.tumblr.com/post/116099992473/anonymous-goat-said-jasperpearl-big

Carrie Fisher's dead.

>>6914974
thank

>>6914877
Pearl's spaceship makes the Canyonerro look like it has a 5 star safety rating.

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>>6914874
I want to see this happen not just because it would be cute.
I just want to see Pearl in complete despair as Steven has replaced her in her role as WD servant.
How much lower can you really get?

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>>6914993

>>6914993
Princess Leia died on national pussy day

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this show is for n-words

>>6915184
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIE

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>>6914874
>WD likes to watch Earth TV like breakfast friends with Steven. She only did it because Steven wanted to watch it but she was surprised to find herself enjoying it even became a fan.
>When Steven sleeps WD likes to keep him on her lap and tries to be as quiet as possible as not to wake the young hybrid.
>She likes to watch him sleep finding him so adorable.
>WD even buys Steven expensive homewrold cloths designed for him showing his true allegiance to his diamond with a big white diamond replacing the star on his chest

Christ I hope there's a way for something like this to happen in the show its too cute not to write an ep about it.

>>6915184
HOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>6914826
that was rather difficult to read
kill yourself and stop saving shit from facebook

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>>6914898
kill yourself

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What if Jasper discovered she had the power to manipulate fart particles?

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>>6915436
I'd close out of this thread.

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>>6911186
>>6914874
Honestly I'd like to see a slightly different outcome.

>Steven gets to spend some time with WD during a truce between Earth and HW.
>Pearl is quite pissed as she fears WD successfully woos Steven into becoming a glorified... well, Pearl.
>At the beginning it sure looks like it, Steven being treated to increasingly ridiculous luxury
>Their exchanges, while ultimately rather superficial, entertain the Diamond enough to extend the duration of the truce for the time being.
>As a week or two come to pass, however, WD notices something peculiar.
>Steven, despite being treated to everything a young partially organic being could possibly desire, appears.. deflated.
>Outraged by the child's seeming ungratefulness she confronts him.
>What was supposed to be a wrath-filled lecture and possibly execution of the hybrid turned into their first meaningful conversation.
>Steven explained that, while WD gave him anything he needed to survive (and much more), nothing bared any meaning.
>All exchanges between him and the HW gems were ultimately shallow and lacked meaning.
>Noone cared or dared to approach him as a person instead of a quaint plaything of a Diamond, and with little connection to the outside world, Steven ended up being lonely.
>WD was baffled. That little.. thing described a need that was far beyond her comprehension, yet so natural to him.
>How could a clearly inferior being express such powerful concepts? How could SHE have trouble following HIM? Or is he just delusional?
>Too proud to admit her lack of understanding in front of her servants, she decides to allow Steven more freedom, letting him visit Earth on occasion.
>Her curiosity for the first time in what might be eons re-awoken she begins studying Steven more carefully.
>Their conversations become more intimate as time passes.
>Ironically, it was Pearl that noticed it first.
>The changes were subtle. Gradual, yet present.
>Can any germ learn what it means to be human? Even.. a Diamond?

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Bah once I post it I see all the word repetitions and clumsy sentence structures. Fuck me.

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What if Jasper tried to punch you in the face but missed and accidentally ended up violently fisting your anus?

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>>6915553
Something isn't adding up

>>6915553
>aims for face
>hits anus
I guess I'd be the butt of the joke.

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>>6915579

>>6915519
I'd like this as well. An episode showing The Diamonds understanding humans more. However how would you make Steven understand his gem heritage more?

>>6915571
yeah, let's be real. Her irrational hole-number would leave serious fractions.

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>>6915609

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Could the Crystal Gems fight off the Ravengers?

>>6915606
I'd say those two things go hand in hand, if he were to face gem society. He teaching them what makes a human, them showing him what make a gem. A bit like Pocahontas, except less shit. And possibly with less pugs.

>>6915640
Easily.

>>6915664
Love ya. Stay. Don't get trolled away ok?

>>6915664
TONGUEPUNCH MY FARTBOX

>>6915664
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>6915633
I find this shot very lewd for some reason.

>>6915664
HUG A PERIDOODLY DOO

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>>6915691
Because it looks like Amethyst is deep inside?

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>>6915633
Sorry, a+bi don't know what came over me. But it was positively fun.

>>6915519
Very interesting I'd like to see a diamond trying to understand beyond the basic needs of what a human needs in life to be happy and coming to not only understand Steven but humanity better.
It was also work great for seeing how Steven would be with his gem roots would he be more open to his gem toots or reject them?
Theirs many great ways you could take this concept.

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>>6915691
>>6915678
>>6915675
>>6915674
h-hello

>>6915709
You deserve love and constant affection.

>>6915709
how do you peridoo?

>>6915709
Hi there!

>>6915709
hey babe

>>6915709
You look cute today Peri

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>>6915721
>>6915758
>>6915735
>>6915767
>>6915775
aw

>>6915781
kys

>>6915781
Legit put a smile on my face.

>>6915781
You should smile more often sweetie

>>6915781
It seems this >>6915793 anon is dyslectic. He meant kiss, because you deserve hugs and kisses

>>6915781
>>6915800
>>6915805
>>6915821
Well aren't you a bunch of sappy faggots

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>>6915519
I just want cute stuff with WD befriending Steven and doing cute stuff together.

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>>6915800
>>6915805
>>6915821
>>6915840
you guys

>>6915840
We love you too anon

>>6915852
kys

>>6915852
Take care, love. And never stop being cheerful.

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What if you saw dogsper shivering on the side of the road and felt bad for her so you decided to let her in your house for a warm place to sleep for the night but when you woke up in the morning you found out she impregnated your sister and scattered the contents of your trash can all over your living room?

>>6915708
>>6915847
Hope we're lucky enough to see something like that.

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>>6915884
these threads suck man

>>6915884
My trashcan is empty and I have no sister. Checkmate Woofsper.

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>>6915884
>She fucked Sapphire
Good.

>>6915921
when your sis is sapphy then who are you?

>>6915920
this

>>6915852
Say hi to the other gems when you see them cute tiny bean

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How is /sug/ doing today?

>>6915959
Was okay before you showed up again, kill yourself

>>6915959
Solid 8/10

>>6915959
we've been over this zuke

>>6915959
How are you? Oh right, delusional as always.

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>>6915959
I'm fine, it's a nice post-christmas day

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>>6915976
I guess your day didn't go very good. I'm sorry.

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>>6915976
>>6915999
>>6916004
Guys it's the day after Christmas
be nice

>>6915959
Every day since Lapidot was confirmed shit and dead by Zuke itself has been a blessing.

>>6916011
>that nose
°c°/10 kek

>>6915884
I would veer my car into her and keep driving.

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>Go into the lapidot tag
>See this

Why.jpg

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>>6916082
why the fuck did you post it?

>>6916082
>Go into the lapidot tag
>Why.jpg
You already answered your own question.

>>6916082
You just halved my lifespan, you cunt.

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>>6916082
>this is what this shit pairing brings about
i was eating and now i dont want to eat anymore

>>6916082
Why would you go into the Lapidot tag at all
Why would you go on Tumblr at all
Kill yourself faggot

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>>6916090
I didn't want to suffer alone.
>>6916092
I just wanted cute Lapis and Peridot art.

>>6916082
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does the artist do other ships as well?
Please do post them if so

>>6916131
You just wanted shit.

When will CN show the completely missleading trailer for the new bomb?

>>6916146
What? CN would never lie.

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>>6916082
why would someone draw this

>>6916146
In exactly one week from today.

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>>6916135
It's so ugly.

>>6916176
It's HILARIOUS.

>>6915916
>It Hurts

My man. Fuck that bitch though

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>>6916117
hate to break it to you but the good and bad stuff posted here all mostly comes from the same place

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>>6916176
Just.

>>6916176
you know how shitty artists put chromatic aberration over their stuff because even THEY know it looks shit?
this person couldn't even acomplish that and instead tried to recreate it by putting multiple outlines over everything

>>6916176
>still better than BMpis

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I feel a lot better about my art now.