Hg thread cont from I don't care just get in here.
>>6904603
Day 2.
"That's not PC bro."
>tfw had to buy a pass because the last couple of days i couldn't post outside of home
>>6904595
Why were to thrown in prison in the first place?
>>6904675
WHAT DOES PC MEAN?
>>6904682
It's probably worth it.
Show us that clover now.
Type "since4pass" into the options.
>>6904696
It means Politically Correct. Usually I wouldn't side with the PC cops but JoJo is cancer and the fanbase is just as cancerous.
>>6904702
N-No
>>6904675
Night 2.
"We don't need no water- OH WAIT SHIT WE NEED WATER-"
>>6904715
What's Political Correctness?
>>6904702
Is that really how you activate a clover?
>>6904752
Yes.
>>6904744
Day 3.
>>6904696
I wasn't thrown into prison. Prison is the only life I've ever known.
>Que flashback scene.
>>6904793
So you were born into prison. How'd your mom get arrested?
So any reason why we're dead?
>>6904788
Day 4
Das Reich WILL rise!
>>6904808
Because people don't care anymore.
>>6904808
I dunno, because its day after Christmas?
>>6904808
Because Christmas is over and the good-natured spirit that manifested this place is now gone. We've got to endure two months of coldness before we can get anything nice.
>>6904817
God dammit...
>>6904808
Plenty.
>Normally just help out in a small team of 2-3 people at work.
>Just get told during new years I'm going to have to lead and manage multiple teams with around 50 staff expecting me to tell them where to go and what to do at once.
Help me Hg...
>>6904808
I am not entirely sure. I suppose the most adequate answer is that it is the holiday season for many, so they are traveling or away from home at the moment. I predict a gradual upswing in activity over the next several days.
>>6904839
Night 4.
Holy fucking shit it's a massacre.
>>6904854
Eat the knife.
>>6904854
Scream about standards and shit on your desk.
But seriously speaking. Good job at landing chance to hone some leadership skills. You're gonna suck ass and make mistakes but accept that and do your best. When it's done, you'll hate mankind more but you'll have valuable experience.
>>6904804
Who knows. All I do know is that I am getting out of this prison as well.
>>6904854
Make set directions ahead of time?
>>6904808
People lost passion
>>6904878
Go ahead and try. I have something to stop you.
>>6904865
A toast to the inventor of the flask, and those foolish enough not to utilize his invention
>>6904808
Maybe it's because of a shit code and shit avas.
>>6904870
But that'd hurt...
>>6904876
Yeah I figured it was a good chance to get some experience but fuck me it's gonna be a cunt.
Leading a rodeo or something where the groups usually not dickheads would be alright but a major New Years Party in Sydney is a pain.
But I suppose you learn quicker under stress.
>>6904879
I can't give directions to help hurt people ahead of time.
Because currently they're not hurt.
>>6904808
I heard it was like this right around when I first joined.
Less games -> less people -> less games ->less people -> .......
>>6904865
The feast.
Reigen either doesn't like windows, or he doesn't like Hyadain.
>>6904934
Appoint a second in command. Someone intelligent and smarter than you. Leadership doesn't actually mean leading. It's guiding people to lead themselves in the direction of the general interest of the group.
>>6904944
We have our winner.
>>6904956
May I have some? I already ate the candy I got yesterday, and I'm somewhat hungry.
>>6904808
Discord oldfags.
>>6904957
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>6904957
It was but a glimpse of your underdrawers madam, I assure you I averted my gaze within the very second I reali-
>>6904957
Such hype
Much epic win
>>6904967
I can confirm this, I am Discord
>>6904956
Those are mine! Stop eating my chocolates!
>>6904981
I'm mayhem!
>>6904957
Aaaaaand unfortunately for me, the program 404'd and fucking killed itself, so I don't have the win slide Or placements.
Thank you all for playing. I'll be hosting again maybe in a few.
>>6904981
I am Agent Hitler. FBI.
>>6904808
I am watching a movie.
>>6904964
>holds out the bag so you may get a handful
>>6904987
These are potato chips.
>>6905019
>An unknown hand tries to grab for a chip, straying too close to your gaping maw
>>6904808
People are working, it's the holidays, finals, lost passion, no hosts, oldfags and newfags alike moving to different boards.
>Black coworker keeps making sexual advances
Should I just let him give me AIDS and get it over with?
>>6905019
>Otto takes a chip out
Okay, you're going to have to tell me what this thing is. I've never seen it before.
>>6905030
>him
R-Rinoa is a grill irl?
>>6905030
Bear Mace.
Keep it on you at all times.
>>6905030
Damn you think he'd pick up on the racism
>have an avatar
>realize I have no idea how to roleplay with said avatar.
Should I just drop or keep on trying?
>>6905045
Keep going. I doubt nobody even notices anyways.
>>6905019
Well they are mine. Give em back
>>6905030
>Depends. Where is he on politics
>>6904808
Individualization.
This is what you get for telling people to only care about their own enjoyment.
Any other answer is a bullshit meme.
>>6905030
Yes cause it's me.
>>6905045
Uh, I mean just come up with a voice and attitude for them in your kind and roll with it. Try to keep them consistent though. If it's like a really well known character with a well defined personality and such, then I'd probably drop it, but otherwise go for it
>>6905045
Watch the show, read the manga, play the game, research on the wiki, or adapt a second personality that is lie what you have seen of them.
>>6905026
>Different boards
What?
>>6905060
They are not your chips. I brought these from home.
>>6905035
A potato chip. A slice of potato that has been deep fried, baked or kettle cooked. Usually salty.
>>6905023
>pays no mind and unknowingly bites down on your finger
>>6905059
>>6905066
>>6905071
Thanks for the support, I'll go through the source material again.
>>6905075
I think he means people are just spending more time doing non-HG related things
>>6905089
Seems believable...
It's the day after Christmas people. Fucking hell, give it some time
>>6905089
>His finger is severed by your demonic incisors
AAAAAAA
>>6905089
>Otto licks the chip
It certainly has a weird taste to it. Maybe just one wouldn't hurt.
>he puts the whole thing in his mouth
It's...not all that bad. May I have another?
>>6905062
Mai boi Seth dropping the truth bombz up in dis bitch.
>someone posted Chibikko in the brow thread on /c/
Kek
>>6905099
We're just scared about losing the thing that brought us here together.
>>6905122
Seriously? Link?
>>6905123
>I'm just scared of losing the one thing that still makes me happy.
>>6905062
>>6905099
>>6905141
Didn't you join like 2 weeks ago?
>>6905146
Yes.
...
>>6905118
>holds the bag out again with one hand while eating with the other
>>6905105
>looks over at the screaming anon and realizes what she has done
>takes the severed finger from her mouth and hands it back to the anon
Sorry.
>>6905097
I couldn't buy any here because I have no money so I had to bring these from home.
>>6905158
Welcome
>>6905158
Such passion and dedication. I was like that when I was new too.
>>6905141
>I don't want to lose this place either... despite sometimes getting shit on, this place makes me happy sometimes.
>Check if anything friends want to go out and do something first
>Checks youtube for anything second
>Checks twitch for anything third
>Checks discord/steam for anyone that wants to do something fourth
>Finally comes to check HG then just repeats the process ignoring HG
>>6905165
>Otto takes another chips and eats it
...Another, please. They get better with each one I take.
We build a time machine, and bring every avafag that was ever part of HG here.
Then time paradoxes
>>6905196
>hands Otto the remaining bag of chips
>>6905194
>>6905200
A-All those big eyebrows...
Look at it
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENCE
>>6905220
It is your destiny Otto. Become one with her brows
>>6905215
>Otto takes the entire bag and starts munching down on the chips
They're s-so good. How's this even possible? Food isn't meant to be this addictive.
>>6905228
I can't possibly grow thick eyebrows. I'm stuck with the ones I've had since birth.
Did we die again? Haaah...
First 24. Blah blah blah. You should know how this works.
>>6905222
AHAJAJAHJAHJAHJJAHJAHJAJHJAHAJHAJHA
>>6905247
Vi
>>6905247
Misuzu Gundou
>>6905247
Ant Queen
>>6905247
Otto Suwen
>>6905247
Blanc
>>6905247
Astarte
>>6905247
Hol Horse
>>6905247
A real man
>>6905122
>tfw you're the OP image.
>>6905247
Bakugou
>>6905247
Blanny
>>6905062
That's an alright point. Too bad you're a hypocrite.
>>6905247
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6905247
Rinoa
>>6905247
Liquid Ocelot
>>6905247
The Wrench
>>6905247
Fumi Kanno
>>6905247
Moth
>>6905247
Haruhi-chan
>>6905247
Not a pussy wrestler man
>>6905247
r u fkn srs
>>6905247
Scathach
>>6905247
YEEZUS
>>6905247
Sucy Manbavaran
>>6905247
Ken Kaneki
>>6905247
Exo Stranger
>>6905247
Roromiya
>>6905247
Princess Asuka
>>6905247
Mother
>>6905296
No swaps, please. I've enough in. Who the hell am I kidding? Like that'd ever happen.
>>6904808
I stopped playing my main characters
>>6905296
>>6905267
>>6905247
If you can give up A real man's spot for the chink bitch.
>>6905238
There is a wide variety of flavor. The original flavor, which you are eating, is just salted chips. Your taste buds are unfamiliar with them clearly.
>>6905267
Kys
>>6905349
Sure, but let me see your face first.
Aww, just missed the entries. I knew I shouldn't have hung out with Proto for so long.
How's everyone doing?
>>6905247
Reigen Arataka
>>6905333
They taste amazing for something that's labeled original. What other flavors do they have? I'd like to try more to see if they hold up.
>>6905359
Enter in and you can get a late Christmas present little lady.
...Is this where the battles are held? I guess I'm a bit too late to test my mettle here.
>>6905121
I don't need any yes men to approve my claims, thank you.
>>6905145
Yeah sure. Blame it on the time period.
Of course it affects the attendance, doesn't mean it's the core of the problem.
And pushing the excuse further and further won't solve said problem.
>>6905272
Ain't ya the bigger hypocrite, no name ? Back up your baseless claim or buzz off.
>>6905364
Salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion, barbecue, pizza-
>she continues to name various types of bagged chips, way too many kinds
>>6905371
How sweet of you.
>>6905247
Splash Woman
>A battle ready robot drops into the nearby area, rolling before landing on his feet, taking a quick survey of the area.
Hm, an arena. I guess I'll stick around for a bit and see what it's all about.
>>6905383
Well, who the hell needs me then?
>Climbs out the 6th story window
>>6905383
Shut the fuck up and come watch RAW with us.
>>6905391
>>6905283
>>6905247
Another spot to give up to this little lady.
>>6905383
Shitposting to shitpost isn't healthy son. While you don't think of it as that in the moment, hindsight is a bitch.
>>6905384
>Otto stands and listens to every flavor the chip-eater can name
Amazing. Your world is certainly skilled when it comes to fitting all those different flavors into one little treat. Which one should I try first?
>>6905359
Doing well mermaid lady
>>6905395
Badass robot guy. This will be fun
>>6905247
Assassin
>>6905354
Kys.
Here's the roster.
Swaps.
Do stuffs.
>>6905395
Oh, Proto! Fancy meeting you here.
>>6905413
"Mermaid Lady" is surprisingly close, but just off the mark. I am DLN-067, nicknamed Splash Woman. Pleasure to meet you.
>>6905383
Excuse for what? People have other things to do besides HG twenty-four seven, but that still doesn't change the fact that the only fun to be had around here is getting into pointless arguments. Maybe if that weren't true attendance would go back up
>>6905427
Thanks I will kiss myself, just need a mirror.
>>6905429
>>6905404
>>6905318
Both these swaps if you would.
>>6905413
>Proto gives the friendly man a thumbs up.
Thanks for the compliment, not 100% sure what it means but I'm sure it's good.
>>6905432
Ah, splash. Great to see you. Are you feeling alright?
>>6905432
So are you like a robot Splash Woman? Oh, the name is Okuyasu.
>>6905429
Swap me out for the next person in line! I've got work to do!
>>6905449
Asuka is already in. Not doing place swaps.
Other one is noted.
>>6905410
Sour cream and onion or ranch are fine to start with for people who have never ate any before. But I only had that one bag on me and I do not have enough money to buy any more.
>>6905429
>>6905363
Give him my spot.
>>6905465
It means you're a cool as fuck machine. Can you shoot lasers and stuff like that?
>>6905477
>Otto takes out two gold coins from the leather pouch that hangs on his waist
This should be enough to get a bag, right? I can't imagine a tiny treat like this costing any more than two gold.
>>6905429
Let's go
>>6905477
You have my thanks for the spot. I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this challenge upon your behalf.
>>6905487
>Protoman raises his blaster hand and shoots photon energy, the disk of volatile plasma exploding overhead.
Like that?
>>6905465
Better than ever. Feel free to relax while I dive into the arena, you'll get the gist of this place pretty fast.
>>6905469
Yes, that's exactly what I am. Okuyasu? It's a pleasant name. Rolls off the tongue well.
>>6905400
The games.
I'd miss not having someone to rival me in the hosting scene.
>>6905402
I'm already watching that shitshow fuckhead.
>>6905404
My health's already fucked Santa, It can't get worse really.
>>6905437
HG isn't a 24/7 thing.
But when even the weekends' prime time start looking like dead hours maybe it's time to take the hint.
And that's not even what I was discussing. It's no rocket science that individualization is the reason a group start falling apart.
People got told time and time again that only their fun matters. As you can see they took the memo well, since the amount of hosts have drastically decreased.
>>6905437
>Only fun to be had here is...
This is coming from a tryhard memelord who doesn't host, doesn't RP, and is forcing his own perspective over the games that he clearly doesn't have a respect for anymore.
HG is for people who enjoy HG, you don't like it, take break, but don't ruin it for people who are trying to ignore it spouting your doom and gloom.
>>6904808
Dunno, no drive to RP with anything.
>>6905507
Hm, I figured as much. Stay safe, Splash. Hate to see you get hurt out there. I'm sure someone could repair you fairly quickly so give it your all.
>>6905522
I lost the will to give you a hug.
>>6905508
Eat a dick Seth, I got 4 codes, 3000 events and two in the works. You got your eggs in one basket.
>>6905506
Yeah! It's just like that!
>>6905507
And I gotta give thanks to who ever made you. Made a good looking robot.
>hosts get shitposted for their efforts, even decent ones
>people wonder why there are no hosts
>>6905508
If there's no fun to be had doing what you're doing what's the point? You're acting like HG is some kind of a lifestyle rather than a hobby. I don't know if individualism is the culprit here.
>>6905520
>trying to ignore
You failed
Here's the new roster. I'm not fucking switching blanc and blanny out, they're the same fucking character in my eyes.
Any complaints besides being a whiny bitch about a small detail like a character model and spelling of a name?
>>6905563
There's no point in arguing with him. He only sees things the way he wants to.
>>6905558
>People still don't realise it's the midfags/newfags on discord doing this on orders of their oldfag overlords.
>>6905496
>hands back the coins
I cannot take these for two reasons. The first is that the store clerk will not accept gold as currency and the second is I would feel bad if I took this much. I will ask 'Chino-chan for money later.
>>6905539
Don't worry. Despite the initial dangerous atmosphere, no one actually dies here.
>>6905557
That would be Dr. Thomas Light. Brilliant man. I'm proud to call him my creator.
>>6905550
Aw, what did I do this time
>>6905616
>>6905585
No argument here. Just a friendly chat about stuff sprinkled with a side of triggered anons yourself not included.
.
>>6905591
With a name like that he can only do good things. So what did he make you for?
>>6905616
So what is your name?
OKAY. DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THIS PLACE IS GOING TO SHIT? ITS BECAUSE OF ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS SHITPOSTING, NOT HOSTING, AND NEVER GIVING A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELVES! THESE GAMES DONT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT FUCKER IN THE WORLD. STOP TRYING TO SHITPOST THE FUCK OUT IF EVERYONE AND YOU MIGHT HAVE QUALITY HOSTS, QUALITY GAMES, AND A QUALITY FUCKING COMMUNITY.
>>6905563
Nah, don't try to dodge my post. You don't any of the stuff that's remotely close to what's good for the games. You try to turn it into your own cesspool or try hard memes, starting shit, and basically posts that do nothing for anybody.
>RP
You don't do that
>Interractions
You drop your cringy posts, you don't give any avatars any sort of positive interraction, you basically use this place as a toilet to empty your autism bowels.
>Hosting
You don't do that.
>Risk
You got one thing there, not even amazing.
Why the hell should you have a say?
HG is a hobby, but don't force your standards of how involved someone should be down our throats. You don't give a shit, doesn't mean all of us have to, and it doesn't give you any right to look down on us for it.
>>6905583
It looks like we're about ready.
>>6905589
They don't take Gold? What kind of store denies that? I know we live in two different worlds, but that's a little kooky. Either way I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I guess I'm no good at doing nice things for people, huh?
Funny how we were slow until shitposting started
>>6905645
Teehee
>>6905616
There's no need to defend me. I may have not been built with combat in mind, but I'm a more than capable fighter anyway.
>>6905642
I rescue stranded seamen and boats off the coast and guide them to shore.
>>6905644
It only takes a couple bad seeds to ruin the bunch. A lot of people steadfastly ignore the shitposting and don't do it themselves, but it doesn't stop anyone from continuing to do it.
>>6905645
Do you have to format your posts like that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
ALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS
THE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO /B/ WHERE THEY BELONG. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS
HALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE /CO/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH
I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES
NOT
ONE
ALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL
ALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA
AND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP
FUCK IT
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>6905674
I know you're capable, it's more for me than anything else. Excuse this old robot for being a little protective. It's in my code.
>>6905642
Protoman. First android created by the esteemed Dr.Light, at your service.
>>6905645
She's baiting my nig, you gotta be retarded to really think memetard fun is better than games.
>>6905660
Where I'm from people take paper currency. There are also different forms of currency around the world but they reason no one accepts gold is because it's a valuable and rare material. You were kind enough to offer me money so that is good enough for me.
>>6905500
Good luck.
>>6905692
wew thats a spicy stew
>>6905709
Oi, I don't care about your points, that spaced out post format is just annoying as hell. Dumb motherfucker.
>>6905709
You really made me think about the error of my ways. I'm really going to go out of my way to write hundreds and hundreds of events for a code just so someone who doesn't like me will be happy.
Damn. I really learned my lesson there.
>>6905696
Hi Ausshit.
>>6905293
Do you finally have enough time to explain why you dont have time to explain?
>>6905674
Seamen as in sailors right?
>>6905696
I get the Proto now. What do you do?
>>6905696
It's okay. You're cute when you're protective anyway.
I think you're gonna have a lot of fun here.
>>6905759
Yes, sailors. What else could I have meant?
Don't answer that.
>>6905583
Fuck it... let's just get on with this shit.
The bloodbath.
>>6905737
I'm glad you understand people don't like you. Makes me think higher knowing you don't believe in your own forced BS. Nobody's asking you to host. Worse people than you have gotten over their insecurities, dropped the whole ironic act to cover their austim, and genuine have tried to do something for this place before expecting people to like them. People liked you until you tried to be a wannabe Izaya, so stop playing victim and get your shit together.
>>6905781
Bruh
>>6905583
Ah, dang it, I'm far too late to look over this.
>>6905778
...And I'm instantly out.
Great.
>>6905781
You forgot your clover.
>>6905781
Fuck.
I didn't realize that some person angrily hammering away on his keyboard doesn't like the things I do to purposely piss sensitive shitheads off.
I mean fuck. Is there no worse fate than to be hated by someone on 4chan?
>>6905713
I figured it was rare, but to say it's that rare that nobody would accept it? That's a little strange. Anybody who's greedy should want to snatch this up as soon as possible!
>>6905778
This'll be perfect for catching dinner! It's fine if you're not good at fishing because I'm somewhat okay at it.
>>6905778
This'll help me stake out in the woods.
>>6905778
Lets get this show on the road already.
>>6905765
Beats me. I just thought you mispronounced something
>>6905820
Be French.
>>6905778
Day 1.
>>6905828
kys
>>6905828
You won earlier if you missed it!
>>6905844
What does this mean?
>>6905841
Be American, you pussy.
>>6905841
>Burgers believe this
Talk shit, get shot
>>6905836
I'm just not going to ask. So, what brings you to this arena?
>>6905844
Drat. Should've let it get bigger before it hit them.
Well, now that I've been entered into this fighting arena, let me properly say hello.
The name's Horse, Hol Horse.
>>6905820
There we go. No hope at all having some real talk with you. It's always the same basic tier meme bs. People tell you the reality of things and tell you you've slipped down to the point nobody wants to talk to you, give a shit about you, and points at the shit you post thinking it's cringe as shit. What else did I expect?
What you were doing before this memelord shit was way better. I don't know who molested you, but my condolences.
>>6905748
Actually, now I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain the time I don't have to explain.
>>6905852
I got a hold on the trophy don't worry.
>>6905554
These 3000 events all better be fucking good then.
>>6905563
Make no mistakes, it's a hobby.
But a hobby that can only work if everyone included in give back what they're taking.
Nobody's asking for everyone to suddenly pop +1000 events codes out of their asses, but the common lack of interest and hype atmosphere obviously demotivate those trying to do something about it.
Everyone's doing their thing on their sides and call it a day. Cycle repeats and nothing out of ordinary can come out from that, so shit gets boring.
Not everyone has the same passion for that shit. I get that. But fuck don't go around saying "why is HG ded" and be surprised when the ones complaining aren't doing a single thing to help this shit not being a fucking desert.
>>6905878
I try to get people to have fun. Be a bright spot even if they won't ever get it.
>>6905844
What's this about a plow company? Aren't we in the desert?
>>6905867
You should focus more on what you're doing instead of trying to talk to us. You might get caught by surprise because of this.
>>6905821
The price of gold is currently high as well. With those two coins I could buy nearly anything I wanted.
>>6905863
Well, Josuke told me about this place to get better with my stand. Place is weird but it's better than the alternative.
>>6905867
YOUR HATS SHIT, FAGGOT!
>>6905765
>Protoman blushes before removing his helmet, pointing at his face.
T-This is not cute. This is the face of a hardened soldier.
>>6905759
Save people, destroy robots that are trying to harm humanity. Take time off and try to figure out what it means to be a robot who can choose not to follow orders.
It's a life.
>>6905867
Well now pony, hope you don't mind some Vi-ce handling.
>>6905869
They were having a real talk with Seth before you decided to sperg, dude.
Also, classy. Real classy.
>>6905901
>Otto takes the two gold coins back out and gives them back to her
If they're that rare then take them. I have a pouch full of them as of now, and where I'm from they're not as valuable as you make them out to be. Consider it a Christmas present with no other meaning.
>>6905902
I agree that this is a good place to train, but now I'm curious. What would the alternative be?
>>6905912
Hardened soldiers can be cute, too.
>She rustles his now-exposed hair.
>>6905900
Come on now, sweetie. I can certainly do both. These people don't seem so tough, anyways! Nothing can beat my Emperor.
>>6905902
YOU LITTLE SHIT, SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
YOUR HAIR IS EVEN SHITTIER! IT'S SHITTINESS PERFECTLY COMPLIMENTS YOUR SHITTY BASEBALL LINES ON YOUR FACE!
>>6905915
...I don't get it.
Post what you're listening to.
>>6905870
>>6905930
Sweetie...?
>>6905867
It's going to get stinky around here, you've been warned.
>>6905844
embed with poison, if the wound won't do anything the toxin sure will.
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONlH9ieqgc
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJmgMuYNjc
>>6905930
Don't worry about it, just entering the Arena punched your ticket to the gun show.
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r03Q3gglV8
>>6905890
Me to be quite honest anonilia NEkO PlOtST ABSURDISM
I AM A CHARACTER WHO'S DEATH IS PROGRAMED at annnnnnnnn AKcorDING date : 31st Deathamber Ni2Zero0Ichi1Roku6
I DONT WANT TO DIE
BUT
I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LIKE THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LIKE HGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
BECAUSE WE HAVE NO GAMES
>WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAMES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>RISK
>MONOPOLY
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>6905932
https://youtu.be/_owKxawPZNs
It's better than Biggie Cheese
>>6905870
>>6905844
Night 1.
>>6905932
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=rick+hentai&sm=3
>>6905951
Greatest shitposting character ever.
>>6905932
The usual
>>6905583
Take a bath with a toaster, dipshit.
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbf3DI7wtYg
>>6905940
Yeah, sweetie. Would you rather have me call you something else? Sugar? Honey? Baby?
...Your actual name, maybe?
>>6905945
"Stinky"? There better not be any babies around here. I'm horrible with kids.
>>6905950
"Gun show"?! You call those little things muscles? Damn, this place is even funnier than I thought it'd be!
>>6905869
Your reality is your reality. If you want to live in that psychotic world you've painted for yourself, by all means. My people died for your freedoms, cherish it.
>>6905878
I agree with you whole-heartedly. Doomsaying doesn't make any sense to me either, however the current state of things is pretty apparent that no matter what is done won't be effective unless it's done en masse. There's just no motivation or obligation to do any of that on such a scale.
>>6905962
Lewd
>>6905924
Are you sure? I didn't do anything to arm these and it's already past Christmas.
>>6905926
>Protoman smiles despite himself, nuzzling into the fingers of the robot woman.
I suppose that's true...
>He brings a finger and lightly boops her on the nose.
You're still much cuter though.
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPK168ZzPgE
>>6905930
>The Hand comes out to swipe his right hand and teleports you to him
Your hat is fucking stupid.
>smashes a punch into your face and sends you flying and repeat the teleport and punch combo
>>6905926
Nevermind, mind if you tell me why you are here?
>>6905972
That's the idea. Now let me hit you in the face and we'll see if your still laughing.
>>6905932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbUGbPIgRQ&t=26s
>>6905964
I just watched the other Blanc cry like a little bitch cause I kicked her ass. It felt pretty good.
>>6905972
I don't know about any babies, but I'm about to stagnate the air you're breathing and I won't take any responsibility.
>>6905972
Otto. I'm a man, and you're not charming at all.
>>6905957
Proto? Okuyasu? ANYONE?
>>6905983
>She giggles at the nose boop, hugging Proto tight as she ran her fingers through his well-styled hair.
It's gonna be so much fun with you here!
>>6905987
I'm here to hone my fighting technique. I imagine that's a common reason.
>>6905955
...Cayde.
>>6905964
One of you gets in, the other is fucked. That's how my games work sweetheart. It's not as easy on a fucking iPad.
>>6905957
Day 2.
>>6906006
Dragging my tail around is no fun, I gotta swim!
>>6905999
>>6905980
Then you can accept it like any other present! There's no harm in this, right? It's not like I'm doing this because I like you. I'm not the kind of man to fall in love easily anyways.
>>6906006
We're going to make quite a bit of money with this one. With the up and coming winter we should be secure with this business. Just don't call me sweetie again and we should be able to work together.
>Megaman Circlejerk.
I can now die happily.
>>6906006
Whats wrong cupcake! Thought you wanted to play a bit of smash and grab!
>>6906006
Don't give me that shit. It isn't any more harder than entering anybody else. How your games "work" is bullshit. You are bullshit.
>>6905987
My hat is not stu-
...Is that a Stand? Shit!
>Proceeds to attempt to run away, only to have everliving shit kicked out of him.
Why did I come here without someone with a better Stand by my side? WHYYY?!
>>6905990
Go for it, sweetcheeks! I doubt those little toothpicks can do much to a real man like me!
>>6905999
Whoa, whoa, hold up now. You're gonna strangle the air? How is that even possible?
>>6906000
You're a man? U-Uh... Well then.
>>6906006
WHAT'S WITH THIS PLACE AND SNOW PLOWS?!
>>6906005
Gotta go. Ikora is calling for me.
>>6906042
If that's how you feel, then say hello to my fists, the vault breakers!
>>6906039
"It isn't any more harder than entering anybody else"
>>6906002
>Protoman lets out a small off as he is pulled to the woman, wrapping his arms around her in turn.
Hopefully. It'll be fun to participate in these games with you.
...Also glad you like the hair, keep doing that.
>>6906042
I don't want to prove it, but if you still don't believe me I could always show you.
>>6905976
Immediate dismissal of someone telling you your bullshit don't fly.
You can't even lick Seth shoes. I don't see why you're trying to discussing anything serious about the place now. Go back to memeposting tb.h.
>>6906002
I AM COMING! DON'T WORRY!
>>6906042
Must be some stand user if you run away like a bitch. You're also lucky you didn't say that hair shit to my buddy Josuke.
AYO NICE JOJO REFERENCE
>>6906024
It is because you like someone else already.
>Roro pockets the two coins
Would you like it if I brought you some chips to try out?
>We ever had a Kyouko?
>>6905976
Your reality is your reality ( but it's the wrong one). iF YOU WANT TO BEEEEEEEEEE A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD YOU'VE PAINTED FOR KEN, BY ALL MEANS BARBIE LET'S GO. SOMETHING SOMETHING WAR FREEDUMB I FIGHT IN THE TUMBLR ARMY
>>6905878
I agree with you ( SUBTLY TRYING TO SWEET TALK ). I AM A PROUD ATHEIST AND HERE'S THE DEFINITE PROOF THAT GOD ( I NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT THE CONCEPT WAS EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN WORLD ALSO THEIR OWN GOD ) en masse Tony Hawk Scatman's worldboarding BOARD OF RISK
ALSO SEE MY SMUG PICTURE THAT SAYS HOW MUCH SMUG I AM
DID I EXPRESSED HOW SMUG I WAS ? AND RIGHT ? DARE I SAY YOU DID NOT UNDERSTONANOOD MY SPUPERIORITY
I drink alcohol to forgot about my pathetic life
>>6906085
L-Like someone else? Well sure, I like a lot of people! Chibbiko, the siren girl, the perverted man with the scar on his chin, and a lot more!
If it's no trouble to you I'd love to try whatever chips you bring next time. Hopefully they won't taste awful.
>>6906075
>I don't like your memeposting so go back to it
Weapons grade retardation.
>>6906039
Go learn after English suck dick
>go learn proper English after sucking some dick, faggot.
>>6906006
Night 2.
>>6906060
Ha! How the hell are you even holding those things up? What are they made out of, styrofoam or something?
>>6906072
N-NO! That's fine. I believe you, man. Geez. Don't whip it out, for God's sake.
>>6906077
Hey, I don't "run away"! I just know how to pick my battles! There's a difference, okay?
>>6906067
>She continues scritching his hair, humming happily.
It is great hair. How long does it take to style it?
>>6906116
>>6906077
Don't worry, I'm okay now. Fire fixes everything!
>>6906115
It's better off than watching you force yourself into saying shit about the state of the games just so you can look at Seth in the face and have him give a shit about what you say, m8.
>>6906108
I will not give you the exotic flavors until you think you are ready. They might be too much for your taste buds to handle. Barbecue, ranch, and sour cream and onion will be the first few flavors you will try.
>>6906116
This has got to be the weirdest, stupidest Stand I've seen in a while.
>>6906116
Thanks for the jacket sweet cheeks.
>>6906121
Call it some innovative engineering.
>She slams her fist into a wall punching a hole straight through it.
Now if you want to call these boys Styrofoam again I'll hit you softly in the face and we can see the results.
>>6905978
It totally is.
>>6906115
Tell me you're a girl KUDASAI
>>6906116
Splash woman apparently splashes a minimum of 80 proof liquid around
>>6906128
Style? This is pretty natural. It just comes in like this, no extra help required. Fits me just fine.
>He reaches up and pats her helmet.
Could I see your hair?
>>6906116
It was just a dream... That horde of Aoi's were close too...
>>6906121
And what is your stand power? Does it match your pussy attitude?
>>6906128
Good. So what are you built with?
>>6906116
I'm not even sure what this is or how to eat it...
>>6906121
>Otto lifts up his shirt all the way to his chest, revealing a slightly muscular figure
See what I mean? I'm a guy. I know I look femaleish, but assuming I'm a woman is devilish.
Love you guys.
>>6906149
Tell me you're not a boy ONEGAISHIMASU
>When you steal Seth-senpai's attention away from anon-tsun
>>6906161
Proof?
>>6906148
I know, you've shared it with me before. I can dig it.
>>6906166
And there we got it.
Single post memeshit posting. It's your tell.
>>6906170
Dude just drop it.
>>6906144
Barb-eh-cue. Huh, that one sounds intense. Kind of sounds like it'll be stingy. The others sound very saucy for chips.
>>6906173
Got the little aspie in the corner.
>>6906116
I think Day 3.
Can't fucking remember.
>>6906042
Stagnate, to put it simple, it's going to smell pretty bad.
>>6906116
Isn't your elemnt water? That's what your...outfit is telling me.
>>6906152
I wouldn't call it "natural", but it must be nice having hair that good without having to style it.
>She gladly takes off her helmet, letting her dark blue bob cut free.
>>6906157
Well, this trident is equipped with a laser blasting system to keep enemies at bay. My tail is also designed with perfect water dynamics in mind, making my swimming capabilities on par with a swordfish.
>>6906183
What could they be planning?
>>6906066
Fuck off with your shitty innuendos unless you want to get squashed, bug.
>>6906116
Nice comeback, fuckhead. Admit you're a dumb ass for making up garbage rules already instead of dragging yourself through a mile of shit to justify your retardation.
>>6906170
I'm having a hard time understanding why you're THIS mad that I'm chatting up based Seth.
Ain't nobody talkin to yo bitch-no havin any good games-ass
>>6906183
Don't trip. You might just sink like a rock.
>>6906187
We're planning on how to fuck you up, stupid. Mind your own goddamn business and get the fuck out of here!
>>6906177
Barbecue can have a mild spicy flavor to it. If you do not like spicy then I will pick another flavor to bring.
I'd post more if it weren't for the OOC faggotry and shitposting. Sure other lurkers would agree
Imma be a hypocrite for this one post and say check em
>>6906187
Both powerful and sexy robot mermaid. I also guess you are from the future right?
>>6906147
W-Well, uh... Golly. Wh-What, was that wall made of styrofoam, too? You're not fooling anybody, Val. Vo. Whatever your name was.
>>6906157
(Another Stand user is in this place, too... If I want any luck, I'm gonna have to get on his good side.)
Ahem, well, my Emperor is quite the wonder, my friend! It's a gun that I can summon, whose bullets are completely under my control! A power that nicely compliments yours, don't you think?
>>6906159
Okay, God, enough! J-Just put your shirt back on. For the last damned time, I believe you!
>>6906184
Why's that? Forget to wash "down there" or something, little lady?
>>6906183
...I don't like this.
>>6906200
>>6906183
W-We shouldn't be on here period!
>>6906213
I only shitpost. You think I care about you tards and what you want?
>>6906187
>Protoman reaches up and runs his fingers through her dark blue hair, silently mouthing "wow" as his fingers flow through it.
Wow, you're even more pretty than I tho-I-I mean, nice hair.
>>6906193
Tough crowd
>>6906193
Just admit you hate not getting what you want exactly how you want when you want it, because you're an autistic cock gobbler who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
>>6906183
Night 3.
>>6906195
Seth bailed, you dumb bitch. Him seriously talking about the games with you? Lets not forget you're one pulling on his pants sleeve with your bs narrative and he replied to tell you literally how dogshit your reasoning was.
>>6906221
Yes. Otherwise you would have no material. You depend on us.
>>6906217
Not really
>opens bottle
>smells terrible
This is what I'm talking about, sir. Take your distance or you're not going to like what will happen next.
>>6906193
Wow. Temper temper. Although I do like it when you show a little bite to go with your bark.
>>6906231
>hosh
>>6906217
>collapses on the floor and laughs hysterically
Out of all the people to have stands... You have a gun? You got to be joking! I expected something so you can pussy out faster.
>>6906231
We were agreeing with one another.
How is your comprehension this horrid?
>>6906204
I hope you don't expect me to leave you be after that statement.
>>6906216
Hm? No, I'm from right now. But it's nice to know my aesthetics are appreciated.
>>6906223
Aw, thank you.
>She kisses his cheek before pulling her trident out and poking his stomach with the prongs.
Now, you ready to fight?
>>6906231
What are you trying to accomplish?
>>6906212
Why not bring all three? I think a little taste test could be fun, and if I don't like them then you're free to eat it! In that way we both win.
>>6906217
>Otto starts unbuckling his belt
Are you sure? Maybe you think I'm flat. After all, that Siren looks just like me. Maybe you need a more direct example of manhood?
>>6906241
>It matters who it is an not what the post is because I don't listen to people I don't like regardless of whether what they say is true or not
>>6906234
No I don't. People at /v/ are just as retarded, you people take it way too seriously so shitposting is easy.
>>6906228
It ended almost as soon as it started...
>>6906252
>says the guy who tags people he doesn't like
End yourself, starmeme
>>6906245
That's cause you got on your knees right afterwards cause you pander to every faggot who gives you the time of day.
>>6905976
I'm willing to go far, very far to do a change here.
I only need the machine to get behind me. That's it. No fucks given about the appreciation, even if it'd make me the most hated motherfucker here I wouldn't give a fuck. As long as this shit is livin' and bumpin' that's enough for my personal enjoyment.
I just need to know if there's a crowd to begin with.
>>6906075
>>6906231
Don't think that namedropping me makes your narrative any more pertinent.
>>6906231
It's pretty said that Seth says he doesn't want a yes man, yet you're sticking your tongue all the way up to his prostate Stardude.
>>6906263
>Implying implications
>>6906248
Might be dumb but...
>points are both you and Protoman
You two a couple? I hear that robots can't feel emotion but you two tell me something else.
>>6906248
>A resounding metal clang accompanies the light poke of his abdomen. Protoman puts on his helmet and smirks confidently.
Always ready for a fight. Where do I sign up?
>>6906248
>>6906228
If you don't fuck off I'll dump ya straight into the fire pit that's right in front of me! Leave me the fuck alone and stop being so goddamn ugly!
>bitter oldfags try to ruin another night for everyone
Just like the good old days.
>>6906217
Vi! For Vi-cious, and Vi-olent! You can siff through that rubble if you want, but you'll be missing a few teeth by the end of it.
>>6906219
Scared of a bit of action?
>>6906237
Oh, God!
>He plugs up his nose.
Why would you even carry that thing around? It smells disgusting!
>>6906242
I'M NOT JOKING! GUNS ARE COOL! IT'S GOT MORE RANGE THAN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE GLORIFIED SANDPAPER POWER YOU GOT THERE!
>>6906251
No more!
>Covers up his eyes and turns around.
I-I don't wanna see another dude's dong, that's fucking gross! Put your damn pants back on!
>>6906264
Oh damn. It's almost like a conversation doesn't need to end in a hilarious string of autism.
Thanks for breaking that streak my dude.
>>6906255
Kek. I call your bluff. You come here because your shitposts are no reply garbage on /v/. So you come here for easy mode. You're welcome but you're never gonna get better.
>>6906255
>being proud of picking the low-hanging fruit
mah boy
>>6906286
Actions not really fun when one of us could die. If you fall in nobody's going to save you, you know. Isn't that terrifying?
>>6906291
>Otto stops and shoots a disgusted look at you
You've seen another man's nether region? One is too much for a man that's ready to hit on woman out of the blue.
>Otto
Post avas that you plan on/ or want to bring back
>>6906318
Lorewalker Cho.
>>6906270
It's dwindling but it's there. Y'know it'd help if you and your ilk weren't so hellbent on making enemies. I think it'd be pretty cool to see everyone work together without some jagoff making everything about themselves
>*Rinoa Starbane