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LAPIS BLOWS

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>>6904145

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6904168
kys

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Gems should go ballroom dancing

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>>6904168

>>6904175
You should kill yourself.

Lapis raping Sapphire when?

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>>6904180
No.

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Vidalia needs some loving from a real man like Steven.

>Vidalia invites Steven to come over to have a sleepover with Onion.
>He decides to go but he finds it strange that she invited him at such a late time and she sounded kind of odd she kept hiccuping through the call.
>Once Steven got there the door was open and he went inside "Hello anyone here? most of the lights were off and no on was in.
>Steven suddenly hears "Ohhhh Steeeeeven...I'm so "hic" glad your here."
>Steven turns to the around to see Vidalia at the kitchen door she drunk...very drunk she had one half empty bottle of beer in her hand and on the kitchen table were a lot of empty bottles of beer and wine,
>But that was not all Vidalia was half nude the only thing she worse was her open button up top that hung on her shoulders her big mostly breasts were bare and her hairy pussy too.
>Steven blushed and covered his eyes "Miss Vidalia!....W-why are you naked?
>Vidalia giggled "I was so bored "hic" tonight Onion and Sour Cream are out "hic" and Yellow Tale has been gone for ages "hic" I got a bit lonely "hic" and wanted some company then I "hic" thought of you.....your such a cutie...I wanted a real man tonight to warm my bed..."
>Steven was blushing feeling uncomfortable and confused.
>"I need to leave Miss Vidalia...the gems are expecting me back home."
>Vidalia grabbed Steven by his arm and said
>"Ohhh don't "hic" leave...Onion isn't here but you can have a sleepover with me...."
>Vidalia then kissed Steven her mouth tasted of sweet dizzying beer that made Stevens head spin.
>Vidalia smiled and said "Lets take this upstairs my little man...."

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>>6904224
>Vidalia dragged Steven upstairs to her room Steven dragged behind with his face perfectly aligned with Vidalias big round ass and large birthing hips.
>Steven was afraid and confused yet his pants felt so tight and his body felt hot. Why was this happening to him?
>Vidalia brought Steven into her bedroom and pushed him onto the large king-sized bed.
>Vidalia said "This bed has so much "hic" space...but its so lonely and "hic" cold...I sometimes masturbate in bed thinking "hic" about getting fucked by hot guys like Greg.... but I wont lie "hic" I thought about you when I masturbated sometimes "hic" too..."
>Steven felt trapped this hot cougar had him trapped and he didn't know how to stop her yet he still felt so turned on.
>Vidalia looked at Stevens cute little chubby body and licked her lips but she then noticed something that made her lightly gasp "Steven...you do "hic" like me..."
>She pointed at the big boner that was pitching a tent in Stevens jeans.
>Steven blushed "O-oh no..not now...."
>Vidalia rubbed his pants buldge "Mmmhhhh so "hic" big... you really are Gregs son..."
>Steven tried to beg "Please Miss Vidalia I have a girlfriend we cant do this..."
>Vidalia gave Steven another drunken kiss this time it was more passionate and loved filled >"Mmmmhhh your so innocent and sweat "hic" Steven..dont worry this will be are little "hic" secret. I'm going "hic" to show you what its like to be with a "hic" real woman...."

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Lapis best slut

>>6904219
cute

>>6904199
This Lapis looks so damaged and sad she needs a Steven.

>>6904233
*best raping

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>>6904233
She uses Jasper for rough hate sex with a scummy bitch
Peridot is for experimental pity sex with a dumb nerd
Steven is for pure honest to god with the only gem she truly respects.

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Do you think Peridot ever touched Lapis inappropriately on the hand ship?

>>6904168
kiss me

>>6904321
cute

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>>6904309
she had to interrogate her somehow, even if her methods are a bit unorthodox

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If I don't get a promo by tomorrow I'm killing myself.

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this show is for longhairs and draft-dodgers

Where is Lapis Rape Anon?

>>6904403
cute af

Reminder than /sug/ is full of scientists and is therefore the cleverest general.

>>6904390
Who?

>>6904428
/sug/ is full of anime-loving weebs and cartoon theorists and is therefore the most autistic general

>>6904367
kys

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>>6904453
Those are the most intellectual pursuits possible

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>>6904307
s l u t

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pffttt

>>6904453
hey! I'm more than just a cartoon theorizing autist! I'm a cartoon theorizing programmer who cooks writes and studies physics and just happen to be an autist

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Fucking hell...it's a bit late, but after 4 long months of searching I was finally able to buy some Mystery Minis for myself. Took way too long to find them here in Canada

What does everyone think I got? Keep in mind I did make an effort to choose the box locations with the ones I wanted

>>6904536
32 onions

>Pearl was confused as to what she was seeing
>Steven was fast asleep in his bed, however Lapis was wrapped around him like a snake around it' prey.
>The confused Pearl went closer to the two gems seeing what was going on
"Lapis?" Pearl whispered
>"..."
"What are you doing with Steven"
>Lapis smiled as her ear was laying over his chest.
>She whispered back
>"Sometimes I like to listen to his heartbeat to make sure he is okay."

>>6904577
Cant tell if sweet...or creepy...

>>6904577
creepy

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>>6904577
>"I also ride his cock sometimes to make sure he's producing a healthy amount of quartz cum.
>Pearl pauses and says "......Can I see check Ros-I mean Steven's penis too...."

Do you think Pearl would actually want to have a sexual relationship with Connie if this wasn't a kids show?

I mean, even after all these centuries Gems don't still don't have a good concept of human needs and taboos. I don't even think the gems know what pedophila is, and pearl had no problem turning connie into a suicidal child soldier. I mean, for all we know she might see herself the way she thought Rose saw her, and might think that those kind of relationships between leader and subordinate are just natural

>>6904536
Probably at least one Rose and I'd put mony on non-spear Pearl.

>>6904246
*best rapping

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>>6904551
>>6904818
Thankfully even 1 Onion is incredibly rare.

First box has been opened, they're a lot lighter than I thought they would be. Almost thought they were empty and I'd been rused. Once you open them there's this dull mini-garbage bag you have to get through. The suspense is building, so place your bets!

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>>6904841
Excuse you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-A8DAbSqo4

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>>6904522
kill yourself

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>>6904536
>>6904852
As planned, one of the figures ends up being best gem! This definitely makes it worth the annoying amount of money I had to pay for them

Now that my shit taste has been revealed, what do you think the other box holds? Find out in a few minutes!

futa
on
male

>>6905020
memedot

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>>6905021
Futa on MILF

>>6904577
>One week later.
>Steven is his his bed happily
>He lets out a yawn and reflects on the past week.
>The Crystal Gems had stopped him from seeing Lapis, but he wasn't sure why
>Pearl said rather shakily that she had a "Gem Cold" and that they were unsure what it would do to Steven
>He hopes she gets better soon, and with that he closes his eyes.
>Steven feels something warm snuggle up to him later in the night
>He opens his eyes and sees Lapis there, she puts a finger on his lips and restarts her head just under his.
>Steven doesn't try to speak but instead hugs his friend, and falls asleep feeling happy.

>>6905021
kys

>>6905048
>One day Steven gets sick and stays in bed he is sweating yet feels freezing,
>While the gems go on missions Steven has to stay in bed and recover.
>Lapis sees her poor Steven is sick and lies in bed with him.
>She hugs him closely as he tries to rest his little heart is beating faster then normal and his body is so sweaty and hot.
>Lapis holds him close and keeps Steven warm never leaving is side till Steven feels better.

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LAPIS HAS CANCER

>>6904145
this is really hot to be completely honest

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>>6904145

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>>6905225

>>6905020
>best gem
You might want to include your Jasper figurine in the picture when you say that.
People might get the wrong idea.

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>>6905020

>>6905028
If it was any other figurine line I would definitely consider it, but the Mystery Minis portray her in her villain role so she's not as cute as the others.

>>6905262
Wishful thinking anon. She doesn't even get her nose in the Pint-Size Heroes, Funko knows she doesn't sell much!

Here's who Lapis will have as her friend! I don't ship it but I do think they are the two cutest ones in the collection. So happy to finally own some of these - I could easily have gotten the Pint-Size Heroes ages ago but they just don't look as good. I'm impressed with how they designed the Lapis one to balance on her wings so she doesn't tip over on her tiny feet.

>>6904145
Amethyst sat at her desk, her eyes glued on her laptop screen. She was watching *seinen* anime on Munchyroll.com, and in the current scene some character was getting killed on screen. It was real obscene. It really turned her on hardcore.

She was jilling her puss as hard as she could anyway, alternating between quickly stroking and rubbing her fingers back and forth across her plump, fleshy vulva and swishing her hand over her clitoris in fast circles.

Steven Universe walked into the room, looking for someone to play with. He was her younger brother and was only four years of age.

“Hey, Ammy,” Steven chirped—his adorable baby-voice was so cute!—and Steven bounced over to Amethyst’s chair, “Mommy’s talking to Daddy and can’t play with me right now. Can you play with me?”

“I’m watchin’ ANIME!!” Amethyst yelled loudly without turning away from the screen even for a second.

“But I wanna play and Auntie Pearl and Auntie Garnet aren’t here right now!” Steven cried, his face falling.

“*Smell my fingersssss…*” Amethyst hissed and she thrust her sticky hand in Steven’s face. Steven screamed out loud.

“I’m telling Mom!” he said.

“Go ahead,” Amethyst mumbled. “She already knows how I masturbate.”

Amethyst jammed her sticky index finger against her nose and took a long, deep whiff.

Steven whined and turned and left.

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Well this is interesting tbf I forgot about SDT for years.

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>>6905389

>>6904383
>tfw long hair and got them to consider me unfit for draft
FEELS GOOD.

>>6904535
emacs, vi(m), or..?

>>6905514
Same

I was worried they'd pick me just so I would have to cut my hair

>>6905380
>Munchyroll.com
I want Normie gems off my planet.

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Lapis and Peridot are cute.

>>6905544
I'm glad draft has become a voluntary thing after my generation. It makes no sense for a country with no relevant border.

>>6905587
I am not particularly fond of the Lapidot pairing, and the large following it has procured online, combined with the interference it has caused in the show's plot, has caused me to have some negative associations with the pairing in question. As such, when I see art depicting the pairing known as Lapidot, on a forum for the discussion of Japanese cartoons or otherwise, I get rather exasperated, as I am once again reminded of the bad taste in my mouth that has been left behind by Lapidot.
In short, end your existence at the nearest possible opportunity so that I, and many others like me, will no longer have to be assaulted by your inferior taste in cartoon space rock pairings. Good day to you, sir.

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>>6905514
>tfw illnesses would make you unfit to be drafted

>>6905528
emacs, vi and vim aren't bad, they're fast and have great features, but they are also needlessly complicated to really simple problems

I use atom. It can do literally everything they can do and more but the interface is more convenient and polished. I'll be the first to say it's resource hungry, but my computer is fast enough to handle it as long as I'm careful how I type out my regex searches on large files

also, I just recognized the sign captcha asked me to click, which is kind of cool

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>>6905602

>>6905626
bad eyesight, and a slightly messed up back. sometimes a blessing.

>>6905576
No. Read more.

>>6905225
>>6905243
Early one morning, Steven walked into the Beach House. Within were all the Gems he knew, plus Garnet, the Fusion.

They were all really muscular today for some reason.

Steven turned and left immediately. He didn’t even give Lapis and Peridot a single moment to molest him with their huge, muscular hands.

Steven soon found a dark, quiet place on the beach—a quiet alcove hewn into the rock of Lighthouse Park Hill. Within the crevice, he also found his dick, after reaching into his pants, after taking off his shirt. He wouldn’t make a mess on his clothes today!

He began to jack his dick, and damned furiously. Seeing so many sexy, ripped women at once like that, and all in one place… it was just too much, dammit. Steven jacked his dick for what felt like hours because that’s how long he was jacking his dick.

When Steven finally came all over his face and upper body the sun had just set under the horizon. Steven sighed deeply. He was fully satisfied. And deeply remorseful.

He began to stretch from having his body sat in the same position for over 10 hours. But then he noticed something.

“Hey!!” he cried. “My arms are as huge and *ripped* as theirs!”

Well, his right arm was, at least.

Steven smirked and arose and trotted his way back over to the Beach House and smirked some more.

He burst through the front door.

“Hey, Peridot!” Steven yelled. Peridot turned to face him from where she was across the room.

“Yeah?” she asked. Her voice was the deepest baritone bass from all the steroids she had taken to get her body the way it was now. Gem steroids.

Steven flashed her the cockiest, shit-eatingest grin he’d ever flashed in his current life. As Rose Quartz, though, he had flashed shit-eatinger grins. Rose Quartz would eat anything. I mean, just look at the size of her.

“Wanna *arm wrestle*?” he asked provokingly.

Peridot’s eyes narrowed to slits.

“*You’re on…!*”


END

>>6905678
if there is one thing I love about having flat feet it's this. I'll never need to swallow cotton balls or shit myself to get out of a draft

>>6904383
Yeah, flat feet and possible heart murmurs save my ass from the draft.

>>6905646
Never tried atom much myself, but from what I've seen it must be a pretty solid editor, and a certainly more polished as an inital product than for example vim or emacs. Honestly my main reason to use emacs is that it's written in a language I find comprehensible (not being a fan of javascript, C, or similar at all and more in favor of simple Fortran, Lisps or Python-like langs). Wholeheartedly agree with you on the complication bit though.

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Do you have any headcanons?

>>6905782
ugh

>>6905782
That the Government has a deal with the Crystal Gems to prevent them from being hauled off to some facility to be studied.

How would the real world handle Gem stuff?

>>6905706
>regular Steven armwrestles super-swole Peridot
>she still can't even budge his arm
>he really wants to just let her win but she refuses

>>6905782
The concept of programming languages exists on HW as well, and the languages they use primarily are akin to comparably exotic earth languages like Lisp, Haskell or even Brainfuck. Because Gems consider other thought processes intuitive they'd have initial trouble with human mathematical notation

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>>6905800
>Literally just Lapis and Peridot standing next to each ether.

>>6905857
The plot thickens. And so does Steven's pen0r.
Hey. Should I write more?

>>6905881
You can never have too much more. Go ahead!

>>6905904
I have to be perfectly honest, though. I'm Rivet, the writefriend that lurks around here sometimes.
But sure, I might write more. For you, Anon! And /sug/, too.

>>6905782
>Gems can sexually reproduce with other gems, but it's not really "reproduction" in the strictest sense since gems are incapable of increasing the population this way. There is one child and it is always fatal to the mother. the child is always the same type of gem as the fusion of the parents, but has the same size and gem as the mother
>gem monster "spawn" (e.g. the centipeetles, the drill parasites, the tiny crab monsters) can grow their own gems if separated from their mother for too long

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>>6905959
>can grow their own gems if separated from their mother for too long

How would that work?

>>6905989
magic

The idea for gem monsters came from the witches in madoka, who were magical girls that became monsters from a form of corruption. They produced "familiars" much like the gem monsters create spawn, but they have to be killed too or else they become a clone of the original and grow their own grief seed.

And we might have seen this already, since centipeetle's drawings of her crew seemed very similar to humanoid versions of her spawn, looking like smaller versions of her with no hair. But when she found them they looked identical to her. I think that implies that they WERE her spawn but they grew gems

>>6905782
Homeworld's technology is based on Artificial Fusion

>>6906090
I think they're past fusion energy. They have alcubierre drives so they probably use kugleblitz power supplies

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>>6906110

>>6906105
I don't mean nuclear fusion

>>6906132
oh...

OH...

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>>6906150
you dingus

>>6906150
So that would mean Garnet shattered an innocent Fusion when she 9/11ed Jasper's ship

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>>6906207
Which gem would Lapis go on a killing spree for if they die?
Peridot? or Steven?

>>6906207
I can't believe Lapis shattered zPeridot in order to snort her gem dust into her body!

>>6906254
More than likely both, Steven is her saviour and Peridot is her plucky friend. I imagine both of them have a very special place in her "heart."

>>6906254
steven no contest

>>6906209
and when she snapped the destabilizer, and the duplication wand, and when steven shattered the hourglass.

actually, he killed more than just the hourglass power the timelines those stevens came from are now stevenless. they're dead and their bodies will never be found. Garnet, amethyst, pearl, greg, connie and the townies will never know what happened.

>>6906254
for some reason steven's shitty raspberry haircut ruined this for me

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>>6906254
She would kill for both, but she would kill more for Steven.

>>6906257
Dose that count as fusion?

>>6906293
I'm not sure if ancient gem technology and relics count, since I'm sure they only started experimenting with gem fusion towards the end of the war

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>>6906326
>"There all did Steven...everyone on this planet I drowned them all now its just you and me...Don't cry Steven...ill protect you now and forever..."

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>>6906326
I imagine she never really kills because dose not want to upset Steven but if he were to die then Christ her kills would be like Doom guy using her water powers to grab gems and tore them to little bits like a kid ripping a flys wings off.

>>6906378
That's going a little too far. Her oddness would go more like
>>6904577

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>>6906293
>the timelines those stevens came from are now stevenless.
>Lapis never gets let out of the mirror.
>The Gems never find the robonoids in the warp zone.
>The hand ship comes unexpectedly, and likely doesn't arrive anywhere near Beach City.
>Peridot successfully checks on the Cluster, and she and Jasper leave without even encountering the Gems.
>Tremors start happening for no explainable reason.
>The Gems, who don't even know what the Cluster is and never built a drill, are powerless to stop it.
>The Earth, and everything Rose fought for, are destroyed without the Gems even knowing what hit them.
>Humanity is wiped out and Homeworld has a geo-weapon larger than a planet that it can use to quell any rebellion that might try to pop up again, effectively stopping there from ever being another Rose Quartz.
Steven and the Stevens is the darkest episode.

>>6906460
What if the end up visiting those time lines?

>>6906460
>Peridot doesn't get shipped with Lapis
This is the best timeline.

>>6906460
>The gems leave earth knowing it's been nothing but misery and circlejerking their emotions to the power of insanity.
That's the one thing you know would happen if Steven died.

>>6906536
this

>>6906460
>>6906293

>implying the destruction of the hourglass did not cause the universes to collapse back into one causing some nelson mandela effect bullshit

>"Lapis, LAPIS LAPIS!"
"Shh Steven he came at you with a blade, I am just protecting you."
>"Lapis he is my dentist, that is to check my teeth, LAPIS!"
>Lapis went a light shade or purple as she dropped the dentist from the chocking hold she had him in.

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Today I drew a giant woman.

Any other gems I should draw?

>>6906677
Sar-don-don?

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>Steven is so upset Connie just said she has to move far away and Steven doesn't want her to go.
>Steven cant stop his tears and searches out the one gem to give him comfort and love.
>When he gets to the gem he rushes into there arms and hugs them tight,

Who is the gem he finds the most comfort in /sug/?

>>6906660
>nelson mandela effect
As an aficionado of time travel mecahnics I have no idea what the fuck you just said

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>>6906663
>purple
uh

>>6906702
Probably Pearl, she knows the feeling of loosing a lover.

>>6906702
Garnet as her components are basically his gem counterparts.

>>6906663
Why is Lapis first reaction to Steven being in danger to kill or destroy what ever mite be harming?

>>6906702
Peridot

>>6906693

'aight

Other gem stuff I've drawn is here by the way: nahnotart.tumblr.com/

>>6906660
What does the mandela effect have to do with anything.

>>6906729
Literally all the gems do that because they are crazy, remember Ronaldo? And then Andy?

>>6906715
Nelson Mandela died in 2013, but some people remember him dying in the 80's.
Similarly, some people remember the Berenstain Bears being spelled with a "stein" instead of a "stain".
Instead of admitting they're wrong, some people theorized that a select group of people unknowingly switched places with themselves from a similar timeline where Berenstain is spelled differently and Nelson Mandela died at a later time.
This is called the "Mandela Effect" and it has nothing to do with timelines collapsing.

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>>6906663
Oh, that Lapis.
*laugh track*

>>6906702
Steven just uses his teleporting lion to go see Connie whenever he wants.

>>6906730
>runs up to Peridot, tears streaming down his face
>"hey
what the fuck"

>>6906761
Creepy I was just looking that up weird.

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>>6906780
How does Lion's teleportation work again?

>>6906702
>what are warp pads
>who is lion
>who is lapis
retard

>>6906721
Pearl would feel a full connection with Steven if that happened like there true soul mates.

>>6906800
Lion's roars create a portals to any location, the farther the harder it is.

>>6906761
fuck, i'm from the berenstein universe. If it happened (which it didn't) It was before I went to college because I remember Castro being on his deathbed back in high school

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>>6906803
Ok then smarty pants.
Connie is dead...
now Steven runs to the gem he needs comfort from waaaaay more then he did before.

Who's the gem to see after his one true love dies?

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>>6906761
>People with shitty memories would rather believe they're from a differently timeline with slightly different events

>>6906889
Pearl no question

>>6906908
Are you a jew?

>>6906800
It just works

>>6906867
Castro was always on his deathbed.
The motherfucker survived at least 600 assassination attempts.
Up until this year, he was basically living on borrowed time.

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>>6906761
So is the theory concept itself for retards who fuck up something simple?

>>6906922
No

>>6906889
Steven spits on Connie and she comes back to life.

>>6906889
Pearl is the first gem he comes to. but he grows to rely on Garnet after asking her if she ever sees him being happy again

>>6906926
I meant he was comatose and they were thinking of pulling the plug. He wasn't denouncing the US on twitter or whatever the fuck he did in this universe

>>6906956
his spit makes the bacteria on her multiply and she rots in a matter of minutes

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You know I do wonder if Steven lives on for Centuries and every human he knows dies as the generations go on.
Will Steven distance himself from humanity and embrace his gem roots because gems dont die of age?Or would he keep in touch with his human side still seeing and making friends with humans knowing that he will outlive them?

>>6906761
well if two timelines merged weirdly this could be a (retarded) outcome. That was what I say saying, kek

>>6906991
>his spit makes the bacteria on her multiply and she rots in a matter of minutes

Jesus Christ how horrifying!

Does anyone else feel like Garnet uses her future vision really poorly?

I mean, from Winter Forecast we learned that Garnet doesn't just see possible futures, she lives them, and doing so is instant.

She figured out how to use it to search for things recursively like the cockpit of the hand ship, but she could be using her visions to grind learning new skills and abilities, so in the real timeline she's good at anything and everything she's physically capable of

>>6906991
>his spit makes the bacteria on her multiply and she rots in a matter of minutes
That's not how his spit works. It fixes things that Steven cares about. Lapis, Greg, Centipeetle, Connie, MC Bear Bear.

>>6906761
stainbro here, guess that means i'm still in my timeline

>>6907055
Her future vision is severely downplayed or forgotten about because it's mostly a plot device and the writers write Garnet's character as if she doesn't have it most of the time.

>>6907031
He becomes the Emperor and rules all Gem based lands as he see's fit.

>>6907031
Steven's age depends on his emotional state, as a result, things that make him feel old will age him rapidly. He would almost certainly die if he learned he outlived connie or onion, though at least in connie's case the'll probably live as stevonnie forever

>>6907062
yeah, Steven sure was attached to those watermelons seed

>>6907133
>live as stevonnie forever

Can they do that? I don't think a gem and human can perma fuse like Garent.

>>6907133
His plant powers are a completely separate thing from his healing powers retard.

>>6907181
I hope that steven will half to reconcile with the fact the connie will die

>>6907133
Okay, but if Steven's spit can infuse watermelons and pumpkins with life, and it can infuse bacteria with life, then it should be able to do the same for Connie.

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Merchant Anon here, last week was pure hell but it was so worth it.

And my next set of pins is coming along, it's going to be a 10-pin order as I had hoped.

Oh, and this exchange happened today...

>Friend calls me and says that our source can no longer use licensed stuff.
>Call him out and say that's bullshit.
>It was.
>Hours pass he calls me again.
>Turns out the art he sent me is on Etsy.
>mfw

Fuck, looks like this one might have to stay off of eBay or find new artwork.

Steven DeMayo

>>6907272
HE CHANGED IT

>>6906660
I have no idea what you meant with the last bit but you're right that the universes collapsed back into one because the hourglass was destroyed at a point in the timeline that preceded any of them using it

>>6907278
DEEMAYOO

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>Steven meets White Diamond.
>White Diamond meets Steven.
>Steven finds out that WD is actually rather soft, kind and sweethearted with a gentle touch on life.
>White Diamond finds out that Steven in a plucky little hybrid quarts with a kind heart, and an full of empathy towards the troubled Diamond
>Eventually the two start to grow feelings towards each other.


I'd love to see how this played out with the Crystal Gems, the bittersweetness would be amazing.

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>>6907356
UNIVERSE

Will there ever be a gem that is as shiny as Tamatoa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

>>6907366
>implying YD wouldn't shatter her the second she finds out

>>6907382
DEE Mayonnaise

>>6907313
the last bit refers to >>6906761
I was thinking of it because It would be interesting what a "merged" individual would remember if the whole time travel bs would have caused flukes and inconsistencies in the collapsed timeline

>>6907232
because the seeds and bacteria are still alive

>>6907386
>implying she could, even if she tried

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>They give you this look.
>What do?

>>6907399
IT'S A REAL NAME

>>6907454
bend over

>>6907455
WHAT DO YAH MEAN YOU WEREN'T TECHNICALLY MARRIED

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>>6907454

>>6907366
I predicting
>YD will be the most reasonable and justified diamond, she resents the earth for taking away PD
>BD will be the unruly tyrant, called in by YD for support once she fails at taking earth, ruthlessly attempting to shattering everyone all while wearing a calm face
>PD was the misunderstood diamond that loved the earth but could never let the other diamonds know
>WD will be found and she'll help steven make peace between the CG and Homeworld

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>>6907366
>YD treats her little hybrid with care and love.
>Steven gets more love and attention then a high ranking Pearl would.
>WD likes to stroke his hair and even give him light kisses and even gives him expensive and exotic gifts.
>Steven feels embarrassed but kind of likes that he's treated so nicely he even kind of likes getting petted and kissed it made him feel special.
>The Crystal Gems are angry and pissed knowing just what that big bitch is doing.
>She's grooming Steven into her very own "Pearl"

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>>6907375
cute but not accurate

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>>6907454

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>>6907031
kill yourself

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Oh, and someone bought a Mystery Mini from my alternate platform. It was an Onion Mystery Mini.

>>6907606
Poor man

>>6907555
Pearl's Diamond has Pearl's lover's son replace her.


What word describes this?

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Goodnight you suckers
New Episodes Never

>>6907635
I.....I dont even know...I think this needs a whole new word to describe this.

>>6907454
Pull out the d

>>6907555
interesting pic. I never saw that orb as a crystal ball but it fits, and it reinforces my theory that her weapon is a wand

>>6907635
Pandimensional Stereocucking

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>>6907667
I've never seen one this small before.

For some reason this thread has felt a lot higher in quality than the last few.

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>>6907635
>As Steven becomes more like a loving loyal servant to his diamond the more angry and pissed Pearl becomes knowing full well that WD is manipulating Steven into making him her new "Pearl"
>WD dose stuff to Steven that is just like how she treated Pearl by calling him nicknames only Pearl knew and doing little things only she remembered like brushing her finger across Stevens back lightly.
>Pearl felt frustrated and angry seeing her precious son being used like this.
>WD is fully aware that Pearl hates seeing this and stares as her with a shit eating grin as she treats Steven like the luckiest Pearl on homeworld.

>>6907733
Is it because theirs less talk about molesting Steven or more?
I'm not sure myself.

>>6907733
But i don't see Lapis raping Sapphire anywhere.

>>6907705
Then Lapis walks in and fucking ruins everything like the Jealous bitch she is.

>>6907635
>>6907657
Pearl tried to cuck her Diamond with Rose.
Pearl ended up being the one getting cucked by Rose.
She raised Steven, who was born as a result of her own getting cucked.
And then the one who she thought she cucked ends up cucking her with the child produced from her getting cucked.
I'd like to propose that we call this "getting Pearled". Because "cucked" doesn't even begin to describe it, and Pearl is the only one pathetic enough to get cucked this hard.

>>6907703
>tfw purple waif rejects u

How do I the tradition of boodles?

>>6907592
Stop shitposting, you autistic nerd.

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>>6907776
Replace Huey with Pearl and I think this image sums it up perfectly.

>>6907705
>>6907773
Peridot is very ugly, i almost vomited

>>6907912
um steven what happened to your lips

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>>6907855
you first, dumbass

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>>6907867

>>6907930
sounds like a personal problem

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>>6907930
Peridot is cute.

>>6907944
it sure does if you find peridot tolerable to look at

>>6907935
Telling people to stop spamming kys like it means something is not shitposting.

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>>6907934
AMETHYST!

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>>6907634

Well to be fair Onion IS a chaser figure along with Greg and Peridot.

>>6907956
ugh

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>>6907537
Jasper is the only character in the show who doesn't get redeemed and get to live happily ever after because she's just that big of cuck

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>>6907976
Lol Cucksper.

>>6907976
You don't know what the word means, you absolute dumbass.

>>6908024
>the meaning of words never change

wew

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>>6908039
>no, you don't understand, I'm not using the word wrong, I just gave it my own personal definition, so I'm not a dumbass
>see, here's proof, I saw one anone one time use it incorrectly so that means definitions don't exist

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>>6907973
I would buy some more mystery minis to get them but I ended up getting Connie and the disappointment isn't gone yet.

>>6907976
>tfw you miss the wedding

>>6908044
They look like they're wearing diapers lol

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>>6907867
Not sure what font was in the original picture, so this was the best I could do.

>>6908024
Cuck =getting left out of something you want to have/to be a part of because someone else stole it/took your place

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AMETHYST!
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM?

>>6908069
If you want to pretend the meaning of the word cuck at the very least on this site has not changed from its orginal meaning that's fine. But ignoring that is gonna leave with a lot exchanges like this buddy,

>>6908003
>Lapidot
I can get behind some good old fashioned Jasper cucking, but this degeneracy is not how we should go about it.

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>>6908076
The very first one I got was Rose, it was nice.

>>6908111
That you have nice trips

>>6908095
Yes, that is a passable usage, but it doesn't apply to the post in question unless you are a lapidotfag, in which case you are still an absolute dumbass.

>>6908044
Why isn't Lapis wearing pants?

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>>6908039
>the meaning of words never change

It's been in popular use for less than three years, anon. Words don't change that quick.

>>6908095
>>6908119
WEW what samefaggotry!

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>>6907976
Even Pink Diamond and Rose come back to life and end up getting married while Jasper stays a dog

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>>6908111
Who?

>>6908119
>I saw this one guy use it wrong so I can use it any way I want
If you want to be a dumbass then by all means. Just don't get offended when someone calls an apple an apple.

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>>6908147
Kill yourself you butthurt faggot

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>>6908127
Steven's too young for me.

>>6908142
She likes letting icicles hang from her vagina.

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>>6908147
nope. wanna try something else?

>>6908144
Found the cuck,

>>6908127
But it's the ultimate way to trigger japperfags

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>>6907739
Any cool drawfreinds here that can draw Steven being WDs loyal servant
Pretty please?

>>6908147
I'm the anon both posts were linking too and you can't just call samefaggotry that willy nilly. It's just not cricket.

>>6908147
>all you're good for

>>6908165
cute

>>6908142
Why wear pants?

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I love the HW duo

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>>6908134
Must have been nice

>>6908180
Yeah, but then you're giving the Lapidotfags an inch, and soon they'll want a mile.
Isn't there a way to trigger them both?

>>6908201
ugh

>>6908127
Still need to get around to reading that one fanfiction where Jasper gets gigacucked to the 5th dimension.

>>6908207
Lapithyst

>>6908219
ugh don't remind me

>>6908219
No anon has ever finished the story to see what happens, it's that cucked up

>>6908140
Jasper could be considered a cuck if she is the only character in the entire show who got left out of redemption because getting healed and finding love would be in her best interests every other character who has less reason to be redeemed would be replacing her/stealing the spot on the good guy's side in which Jasper could have took her place

>>6908232
Don't know the title of it. You got a link?

>>6908242
Memes don't need sound logic, I wouldn't bother

>>6908201
You love autism and have shit-taste.

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>>6908203
I actually ended up getting three out of pure luck, including the Gamestop exclusive. I'd send you one if I could, but all I can do is wish that you do manage to get one someday!

WHO ARE YOU?

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>mfw someone unironically says lapidot is canon because Lapis and Peridot spend so much time together
It's more sad than anything else because it means they have no friends, else they would realize spending time with someone doesn't equate to romance.

>>6908201
Jasper/Lapis
Peridot/Jasper
Peridot/Lapis
Jasper/Jasper's hand

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>>6908225
>triggers Jasperfags
>uproots Lapidot
>leaves the meme gremlin/Zuke's self-insert as the one getting cucked
I like it.

>>6908242
Don't try to reason with retards.

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>>6908225
Nope, I love Lapithyst.

>>6908245
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5896567/chapters/13592548

Its well written for the most part but it gets fucky when the cucking is about to go down till the end. Its not actually finished but it hasnt been updated in a while.

>>6908276
Explain that to Zuke

>>6908284
Only downside is you'll constantly be teased for supporting a tease that owes it existence to lapidot.

>>6908242
Nope, that's too far from the original definition to be anywhere near passable. It would just be memeword shitposting at that point, like telling a white supremacist to go back to tumblr because you disagree with them.

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>>6908264

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>>6908295
This ship has been growing on me like a fine mold.

>>6908276
>implying anyone who watches this show has friends

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I want Steven to realise his true destiny is join the diamond authority.
His true home and identity is with gem kind.
He will never be a human,

>>6908306
It's different for her because she was actually involved with writing the show. She could have made it canon. The sad ones are the fans who think it actually is canon.

>>6908327
Steven is the bridge.

>>6908264
I'm you, but straighter.

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>>6908348
this

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>>6908331
>She could've made it canon.
No she couldn't. If she could've, she would've.

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>>6908225
>>6908295
This is more likely trigger Amedotfags, A lot of them(at least on tumblr) hate lapis.

>>6908327
We find out Steven is actually the replacement Pink Diamond. Rose just left after "Birthing him" Steven has to come to terms that he is everything his step mother's hate.

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>>6905021
Yeah boy.

>>6908276
lapidotfags = worse than autists who think hugging is romance
>https://youtu.be/Dkls0ciI8l0

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>>6908263
Thanks, anon. I might end up buying some for my birthday.

>>6908365
have yall never heard of multi shipping its great

>>6908327
Will Blue Diamond let Lapis and Steven remain together, or will their interactions be considered haram?

>>6908390
If I watch that will I die?

I like the idea of Steven being a sweet loyal Pearl to white Diamond. Not only for the irony that the leader of the Crystal Gems is now serving a diamond. But because Steven will be the emotional support and empathetic hybrid a stressed gem needs. I can image BD and YD being very jealous with their subpar unsupportive bitchy pearls.

>>6908331
Rebecca knows that ship is shit, none of the other crew members ship it, Zuke never stood a chance in making it canon. Maybe she got lucky in the timeline where Rebecca killed herself and all the other writers died and the title of director was passed down to her because she was the only crew member left.

>>6908362
Well yeah, we all know what happened to Zuke and Lapidot. But you are missing the point.

Zuke doesn't claim it is canon. She says she tried to make it canon and failed.

>>6908390
>bobbing back and forth like Hitler in that one gif
>downs a pepsi
>intentional stammering
>"she's pretty hot, might I add"

Just end this poor bastard, already.

>>6908331
She definitely wanted to but it was uprooted and destroyed.

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>>6908264
Your worst nightmare, little worm.

How is it that gems invented a replicator wand but still suffer from resource scarcity?

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>>6906677
Lefty and Armstrong sitting in a hospital waiting room?

>>6908390
Don't make fun of the mentally handicapped.

>>6908295
this wasn't by that guy that made a bunch of images of stevidot from some shitty teen roamnce soap operas, right?

>>6908455
If the wand breaks then all those resources are destroyed with it.

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>>6907518
I'M ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE!

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>>6908365
i wonder why, maybe because of lapidot and 'muh recorder'

>>6908455
If the wand gets destroyed, all the copied objects disappear. Imagine replicating enough concrete to build a bridge, only to have the wand snapped in half after the bridge was completed. They'd have to use them and then lock them away for safety's sake.

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>>6908393
I ship JasperXeverfuckingthing
>jasperXalexandrite
>Jasper x white diamond
>Jasper x hypothetical Lapidot fusion
>Jasper x giant centipeetle
>Jasper x cookie cat
>Jasper x her hole
>pic related

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>>6908370
>The true bridge between humanity and gem kind is the perfect mix of human and diamond.
Steven has the power of a god yet the kindness of Gandhi.
>All submit to his power and Charisma.
>Steven has become the true diamond he was always meant to be,

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>>6908393
I am a multi-shipper, I just like some ships more than others.
>>6908430
Why do anti-lapidots keep saying this? Rebecca boarded this scene.
http://timebenderss.tumblr.com/post/144783912955

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>>6908390
>"she was my cousin"
Lel, I feel bad for that dude.

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Ugh, that whole Etsy thing is bothering the crap out of me...

What's a Merchant Anon to do, /sug/?

>>6908076

I ended up buying out two GameStops when they had their NYCC sale, picking out the exclusives and chasers from three of my nearby HTs, and ordered two regular cases from EE.

Barring the fact that I'll have to ship my personal Onion to fulfill this order, I regret nothing.

>>6908550
Holy shit, I'm glad I only watched it halfway.

>>6908539
Sugar threw Zuke a bone but really peridot was referencing what she did with the gems in i think It Could've Been Great when she learned what a break is, but sucrose had no idea Zuke would go overboard with it

>>6908539
You like shit more than others.

>>6908514
>Massive celebration on homeworld as Steven is crowned pink diamond.
>First act is to make the Crystal Grama national heros
>Through aggressive human trading practises sorts out HWs resource problems
>Has a very leeniant style of rule. Never takes a Pearl but always listeners to his subjects.
>Every week he secretly heads back to earth and eats frybits in the barn eith Lapis and Peridot