ITT: Pokemon are real. What are you going to be doing with your

probably murdering people or something stupid like that

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Find that Johto asshole with the Rattata and beat his fucking face in

>>6894540
We're going to be acting as part of the fireworks display.

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>>6894540
i guess i'll be taking care of titania, she is recovering pretty well, she still has to do the last checkup later today, so i decided to call my friend so we meet in the pokemon center and make she meet with a male durant my friend has,and later i'll go see one of those psychics to hear what she has to say, and see if this >>6893229 was right or not about her

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>>6894817
>We're going to be acting as part of the fireworks display.
What pokemon do you use?

>>6894926
I have a couple of quilava who know flame burst, which was what they asked for. I'm getting paid a fair bit to run around having them fire shots into the sky.

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>>6894914
We're in a similar boat, anon. Except I'm dealing with my Tyrantrum, Henry, rather than a Durant. Good luck!

>>6894988
Hey that sounds like a sweet gig. Where you at anon?

>>6895028
Mahogany Town, far shore of the Lake of Rage. People take New Years' seriously around here.

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>>6894540
The obvious.

>>6895075
Sounds pretty sweet. I might take some time off work to check that out.

i liked the mole one in that one version i cant remember but his name was Barrett

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>>6895125
You mean this guy?
>inb4 all Plasma Grunts look the same
Not sure why you'd know him very well unless you were in Team Plasma

Hello I have a proposal for you all! I need a few battle subjects. All I want from you is a simple battle and I'll pay you whatever price you want!

If you want in meet me northwest of Nuvema Town.

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>>6895307
I could probably head that way. Why not just battle the random youngsters?

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>>6894540
Looting

>>6895361
Youngsters do not make good test subjects. They whine and cry when I ask them why they made a choice. I wish for subjects that have more than six synapses in their brains.

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>>6895307
Sorry i can't go but i'll take titania to the pokemon center so i'll be away for a while so good night everyone

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>>6895419
Alright, I'll do it. At least Nuvema town will be a nice break from these fucking genies. Who exactly am I looking for?

>>6895621
Labcoat, blonde hair. I see you now, good luck my friend.

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>>6895703
Right. Obviously you can see my entire team, considering I don't keep them in their Pokeballs. Any preference for what goes out first - Serperior, Volcarona, Heliolisk, Tyrantrum, Ninetales, Vespiquen?

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I love the sword!

>>6895898
By any chance are you that guy that was getting sucked off by an ice cream cone in the last thread...?

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>>6895922
No way I just love my sword.

>>6895959
Well anon
Have you fucked your sword yet?

>>6895959
If I may ask, how did you fall in love with your Aegislash?
Just curious.

>>6895971
No, don't bully.
>>6895991
He's c-cute.

>>6896093
Anon, have you considered making your feelings known to your Aegislash?

>>6896093
I find them cute, too.
However, I need to know, anon; are the rumors true? Do they really secrete cum from their blade on orgasm?

>>6896093
>it's a he
There's a joke about hilting in here somewhere...

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>All of these Pokemon wanting to mate with their trainers

Have you tried not playing with your bone club so much? Getting your hands dirty with that smell can send all sorts of wrong signals, especially if you do it frequently.

To them, it's like you're purposefully saying "Here I am! Fuck me!" Wild Pokemon usually wont care too much, but Pokemon you've caught can tell off the bat, especially if they really trust you.

At least that's what my buddy Stan told me when he read that some guy got charged by his female Feraligatr after whacking it every day or so for two weeks. Damn near broke his legs and arms.

>>6895307
Whatever price?

Just, uh... how much are you carrying? I might drop by if I have the time.

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>>6896216
I don't know what you're talking about anon, between these god damn Patrats and those fucking genies I haven't had time to beat the meat in like... Half a year. I'd prefer not to have voyeuristic rodents watch me masturbate, thanks.

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>>6896216
>Jack off a lot
>My ghost tree doesn't want to fuck me
Honestly thank god.

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>>6896216
Hey, don't look at me. Last time I tried to pitch my masterballs it ended up behind a $19.99 pay wall on a pop-up for some shady Russian hook up site. I don't even know how the little bastard managed to rig up a camera and hide it without thumbs.

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>>6896216
But journeying is rather uneventful and masturbating has become more of a hobby than anything.
My magnemite seems pretty unaffected by it.

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>the entirety of the thread isn't just "fuck them" and various rewordings of that phrase, if not simply just 35 posts consisting only of that phrase
You disappoint me, /trash/

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Virgin trainer here. I need some advice.
To keep things simple, my Muk and Garbodor, both female, and who I have known since I was a child, have recently been competing to claim me as a mate, smothering me in affection both literally and figuratively. I earnestly love them back, and, as a result, promised to mate with both of them. I am perfectly okay with this, but, as I mentioned before, I've never mated with a Pokemon before, let alone two, and am extremely nervous. I don't want them to be disappointed. Is there anything I should know, or do, before starting? I think I should just go with the flow, but...

>>6896381
How the fuck are you still alive?

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>>6896372
Anon, I'm not going to stick my dick in a lamp, and the Mafia Bird would cut it off if I tried to stick my pepperoni in it's panini.

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>>6896216
Wait, Nuvema Town?

How far is that from Po- Uh, Ula'ula Island? Where's that globe?

Oh.

Uh.

Yeah, don't expect me or Frills around any time soon.

>>6896381
Man, you foreigners are weird.

>>6896381
Anon. They are, respectively, a lump of toxic goop and a pile of trash. I'm not even sure they *have* fucking genitals, but if you do find some sort of hole to stick it in I don't think they'll be capable of being disappointed, considering that I have never seen anyone else willing to even consider a Muk or Garbodor.

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>>6896282
I mean I GUESS I would but, I don't really know how I' go about pleasuring him.

>>6896486
you touch his wood

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>>6896486
Well gee anon...
I guess you would...
Stroke his trunk


Had to fucking improvise a new joke because >>6896520
beat me to it

>>6896381
I mean, I've fucked most of my pokemon.
Fucked as in I'd give them oral sex and they'd jerk me off.
And I thought I was degenerate, but I'm a normie compared to you

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>>6896520
>>6896538
I guess if he seems interested I'll try.

Please stop fucking your pokemon

>>6896709
No

>>6896709
none of us are fucking our pokemon, because they aren't real

though, a few things that are real are my cats

>>6896770
Hi Catfucker

>>6896390
Years of constant exposure to their toxins has, somehow, rendered my body resistant to them. Notice I said "resistant", not "immune". I have a stockpile of antidotes in my closet.
After spending enough time around them, you even forget the smell.

>>6896438
Well, I've known them for a very long time. I met them in a junkyard near my house when I was young, and decided I wanted to be friends with them. I think my reasoning at the time was, "Who cares what they're made of, or what they smell like? They're still pokemon, and that's no reason to hate them."
I spent most of my childhood playing and relaxing with them, as they were my only friends. The junkyard was demolished a few years ago, and they didn't have anywhere to go, so, I gladly let them move in with me.

>>6896438
Well, Garbador doesn't really have a "pussy", or even an anus for the matter, but I managed to make her climax the other day by vigorously licking her crotch area for a while. She's really sensitive there, at least to my touch. I figure she'll just shove my dick inside of her when we go at it, or something along those lines.

>>6896709
No.

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>>6896709
>Complaining about Pokemon fuckers
You do realize what board you're on, right?

>>6896814
hi anon

>>6896817
If you already have a general idea of what you're Garbador likes then it's just a matter of finding out what Muk likes.

How do I(male) get impregnated by my pokewaifu(male)?

>>6896838
Find Mewtwo and get him to hook you up with some genetic modifications.

>>6896838
My answer would be Kingdra/Dragalge but I'm fairly certain you're looking for actual pregnancy and not oviposition

>All this pokefucking
How do I convince my Cofagrigus to let me cuddle him?

>>6896881
A crowbar and some WD-40.

>>6896881
That depends on whether or not you want to be inside the sarcophagus or outside of it

>>6896885
>>6896900
I'd rather not suffocate today. Maybe if I want to kill myself. Outside please.

>>6896924
What does he do when you try to cuddle him?

>Have sex with me Reuniculus a few times
>He starts hypnotizing me and saying stuff into my head
help

>>6897078
Draw a line and make sure he respects that line. Take him out for a few rough battles to remind him that you're the trainer and one that better damn well be respected. If that doesn't work I would suggest seeing a Psychic type trainer about ways to possibly become immune to his hypnosis. Jewelry embedded with Dark Gems may possibly be a worthwhile investment for you.

>>6897078
Where's the bad part?

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I got snuggled by an Arceus today while looking for a bronzong
What cool stories do you guys have?

>>6897155
I had my Ditto transform into an Arceus to prank a random passerby

>>6897078
Submit, anon.
You will never be closer with your pokemon than when your mind becomes a joint playground...

>>6897123
its nice anon
>>6897143
>>6897203
i wanna be a good pet

>>6897257
That was fast.

>>6897155
I went on a fly on my Dragonite all over Kalos

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>>6897257
Anon, why did you ever resist my- ahem, his, sweet caress?

>>6897155
Well, I made my female Garbador climax. Using my tongue.

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>>6897155
Two armed ATF agents got into a shootout with my bird.

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>>6897155
My Tyrantrum poofed up like an angry peacock when a hiker lady flirted with me yesterday
Would've been funnier if he didn't try to bite her arm off

How do I fuck my Porygon-Z?
I tried fucking the gap between his head and body but it only really bored him.
Fondled every part of his body. Nothing.
I've jacked off to porn with him in my computer which is fun and he enjoys it but that's not sex.

>>6897464
Maybe find a way to get your Porygon into a dildo/fleshlight/whatever?

>>6897464
It may be that porygon-z is unable to feel physical pleasure, so you may have to settle for pleasing him emotionally instead.
I mean, he enjoys what you do with him on the computer, so...

>>6897464
It's only really possible if you upload him and install some very, very illegal mods
I don't know where to get them myself, but if you've got the right connections you might be able to get a guy to hook you up

>>6897464
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/02/would-you-fuck-this-video-game-sex-machine/

This looks like your best bet. Let him figure out how to put himself into the game and do that.

>>6896924
Bribery, anon. Promises of wealth and riches should get him to do whatever the hell you want.
Make sure you pay up though, or else you'll be cuddled inside the coffin.

I know what I'm going to do in the new year.

I managed to procure mating pheromones from a pokemon breeder, and plan on dousing myself with it. Then, I will release all my male pokemon at once. I will show absolute submission, spreading my legs as the pangs of lust gnaw at every last one of them.

I'll submit far out into the wilderness, stripped of clothes and tools. When cover myself with the pheromone there will be no escaping from the dozens of pokemon looking to mate, which is exactly what I'm hoping for. Days, weeks on end I'll give my body in submission to my superiors. I know the moments between, where one Pokemon pulls out of me and another is lining up to mount, will be agony, but that small bit of anticipation is worth the divine feeling of a powerful male slamming his cock into you one last time, tensing his entire body as he breeds your willing, heavily used hole.

>>6898456
In all likelyhood you'll end up captured and made into a fuckslave by something. Probably a ghost type.
Enjoy having your dick burned in a candle.

>>6898484
Either that, or he'll run into something big and interesting and end up near-dead and in lock-up for indecent exposure as soon as he recovers from it.

So, I'm kinda in the market for antique, first-generation TMs. The ones that fall apart after one use. Specifically, I'm looking for one for the move Curse. Anyone got one? I recently came into possession of a shuckle, and a bit of research shows that, my remembrance of it learning Curse is limited to those old TMs.

I fuck hard my male machoke.

If pokemon were real it'd fucking suck. You probably wouldn't be able to (legally) battle them because of some poke-peta, you wouldn't be able to fuck em because muh degeneracy, and hell, you probably wouldn't be allowed to own the majority of them because our irl government gets pissy about people owning comparatively tame shit like pitbulls and guns. You think they're gonna let you own a walking, thinking flamethrower that could fly off the handle at a moment's notice? Pfft.

...I'd still try to fuck them, though.

>>6899624
> You think they're gonna let you own a walking, thinking flamethrower that could fly off the handle at a moment's notice?
When that's been the case for most of human history, yes.

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>>6894914
>>6895498
i'm back from the pokemon center, she's finally completely healed and i can take her outside after two months.
i took her for a walk and while she is still pretty cautious she's less shaken about it, i meet my friend who also a durant, a male one, he said that since he told his durant that i found a durant who could be your friend, i reluctaly said that it sould be fine for them to play, but i would stay to keep an eye, my friend said "why are you so worrried about her, jeaulous?", i responded that i'm just cautious since she may not be healed completely yet and she doesn't feel safe alone yet.
the two durants play but titania wasn't too intersted in him.
i said goodbye to my friend and went to the psychic so he translate what she's thinking

save

>>6900448
>bumping with no content
kys parasite

>>6898456
Rest in peace, Anon
2016-2016

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>>6899317
But that's wrong.

Because you should fuck them easy and slow. Pokémon are not always ready to take the sexual life. A calm, nice sex is more convincing than a fast, forced rape. Once your Pokémon get used to it, than you can do whatever with your love, unless it has do with gore.

tfw your sandcastle keeps trying to control you

>>6900905
In a sexual manner, or just in general?

>Have a psychic type
>Tfw posting here and thinking about lewd things with pokemon
>Getting judged by him

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>>6901106
my psychic type, beheeyem keeps flooding my mind lewd images of me and her having sex all kinds of places and positions

>>6901149
I thought you two finally did the deed last thread?

>>6901149
I have a male Beheeyem and I just thought about what his cock would look like for just a fraction of a second and he got flustered and left.
We have very different problems here anon. Anyway I need to go see if I can say sorry to him.

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>>6901164
yes, we did, but i'm pretty sure she wants another round, she still horny.

>>6896216
>To them, it's like you're purposefully saying "Here I am! Fuck me!" Wild Pokemon usually wont care too much, but Pokemon you've caught can tell off the bat, especially if they really trust you.

My Haunter knows when I do it but he's seen the porn I'm jerking it to so he understands it's not because of him. Pokemon aren't dumb, if you can convey to them that you're not getting aroused by their presence then you can avoid a lot of headache (and yeah, I'm not expecting any of you to jerk off while they're present so they can see, but if you just leave your browser window open and leave they'll get the message).

Hello.
Are pokemon allowed to post here?
My trainer gave me a computer to use, so...

>>6901264
What pokemon are ya, pal?

>>6901273
Well, I'm a Yanmega.
I know it's wierd, and you probably think I'm lying or something, but I'm being sincere.
My legs are flexible enough to type with.

>>6901306
Well my dex here says you'd be pretty flexible so I believe ya, pal! What kinda trainer goezz and leaves their pokemon with a computer? Sounds like a pretty cruddy trainer to me.

>>6901323
>What kinda trainer goezz and leaves their pokemon with a computer

You sound like a Magnemite.

>>6901323
Have fun with all the people asking you how to woo their Pokemon

>>6901335
>Magnemite.
>Being able to type.
>Being able to go near a computer.
Geeezzzzz.
>>6901340
Hey it's what I do!

>>6901343
I actually meant to respond to >>6901306
but I'm glad to see you're having fun with it

pokemon please leave

>>6901323
Nah, he gave me one as a Christmas gift. Really, he's a swell guy to be around.

>>6901340
Funny thing about that....I constantly have thoughts about breeding with my trainer, but I have no idea on how to approach him about it. I'm getting so flustered just thinking about him...
I could really use some advice from humans on what to do.

>>6901306
>>6901264
>he isn't a magnemite
kek

>>6901352
So, anyway. Me, as a human that I am, how do you tell a fellow human that they're annoying?
>>6901410
>Really, he's a swell guy to be around.
Geezzz, maybe I'll have to look into being friendzz with your trainer.

>>6901410
Well, if you were in the last thread as well then you already know that human trainers are typically too dense to understand anything that isn't outright lewd and typically get hung up on the moral dilemma of "should I fuck my Pokemon?". I guess you could try leaving a tab of human x Pokemon porn open and seeing how that goes.
>>6901434
That depends, are you trying to be subtle about it or do you not care if their feelings get hurt?

>>6901444
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't care if their feelingss get hurt.

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>>6901444
You must be forceful with your trainer
Pin him down and rape him for several hours
Do it any time you have the chance and eventually he'll begin to love it

>>6901451
Then just outright just tell them that they're fucking annoying.

>>6901479
>Tell him he's fucking annoying
>He laughs and tells me not to use that kind of language
Thanks anyway.

>>6901529
Well anon, it seems like your only option is to either deal with it or leave him for someone better.

>>6901444
The main problem is, he's shy, and I don't want to scare him by advancing too far, too quickly. I'm well aware of how frightening my appearance is.
He's kind, caring, and sweet, but he's far too bashful to ever make a move.
Could I try cuddling up to him from time to time, and go from there?

>>6901452
I'm pretty sure that if I tried to rape him, I would end up killing him.

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>>6901529
Perhaps you could hire someone who specializes in "attitude adjustment"...

>>6901561
Yeah, that'd probably work. Maybe leave him little presents and nice messages on his computer, it'll work to ease any nerves set off by your frightening appearance. Making the first move would probably be easier for him to handle as well.

>>6901540
Hmmm I'll see.
>>6901540
>113.5 lbs.
>6'03"
I think cuddling is your best option, pal.
>>6901577
I'll think on it buddy.

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>>6901561
Do you think you could me figure out an issue with my Tyrantrum? He's been very protective lately - he doesn't leave my side, has been making some weird rumbly sounds, and gets aggressive and puffs up at anyone that tries to interact with me. It's particularly bad if they're being flirty or touchy in any sort of way. One of the other anons says he's probably chosen me as a mate, but I live too far away from a Psychic trainer to find out for sure. Seeing as you're a Pokemon, do you think you could provide me with as much of an insiders viewpoint as I'll be able to get?

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>>6901585
Just say the word amico, and that teppista is andato. Nyah see, nyah?

>>6897353
Anon come pick up your damn bird
>>6901645

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>>6901656
AY AY, easy camp, ain't no reason to be gettin' the capofamiglia involved heres is there? Lemme make ya somma my momma's linguine, I'll take yous fishin' out on this lake in the middle of nowheres with no witnesses.

>>6900750
Well if that bodybuilder in bulge doesn't want to be fucked hard... There is a way to have no more resistance .

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>>6901683
Certainly, just gotta take this call really quick

>>6901626
Sorry for the delay. I was helping my trainer bake cookies.
Tyrantrums are proud and regal Pokemon, which you no doubt know. He has chosen you as his mate - which is why he is so protective of you. In his eyes, you are his lover, his property, and any interaction towards you is seen as a challenge to his authority. Hence, the puffing of the mane, and aggressive behavior, which are displays meant to intimidate opponents. And "opponents" include anyone or anything that he thinks is trying to steal you away.

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>tfw your swampert is trying really hard to get you to notice her and you act oblivious af because you don't want any of that weird pussy

>>6902245
>weird pussy
I hear its really wet and slick.

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>>6902148
Thanks, anon. I've been thinking about it for the past day or two and decided that I would accept him as such. I know he already thinks of me as his mate, but how would I go about confirming him as mine?
...also, does anyone have any tips for not dying from anal bleeding? Just in case.

I've sort of been developing an interest in ghost types lately, what is raising them lIke? Got any tips for keeping them happy?

>>6902463
It really depends on the pokemon. Mimikyu prefers to be alone but they warm up quickly to people who treat them nicely. (Just don't pull their cloth off they'll fucking despise you.) Gengar are playful and mischevious and will mess with your things and play tricks on you. Pokemon like Mismagius and Froslass are usually quiet and reserved and will take part in anything their trainer likes.

Generally you need to have an idea of what ghost type you want because they're all very different.
t. a ghost type gym leader

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>>6902463
It really depends on the breed, some Ghost types are the solemn kind that can go full emo if you're not careful, others are the "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL" type, and then the third type is "I'm rearranging everything in your kitchen just slightly while you sleep so you can't find the spice you're looking for"

No, that joke still isn't funny Cali, I don't care if you didn't taste the difference in your waffles, soy sauce and vanilla extract are VERY different things.

>Pic related, one of the few sword-ghosts that fits the third category

>>6902463
I was wondering the same thing but about bug types

>>6902519
>t. a ghost type gym leader
bullshit

>>6902636
The same thing that >>6902519 said about Ghost types applies here, but even more so because there are so many more Bug types. In general though, your Bug type is going to be very sensitive to the smells on you and around your house. They'll need a dark, damp place within your home to hide and feel safe in, and it's very likely that they'll start hoarding food in here as well. Bug types communicate mostly through dance and pheromones, so be prepared to be missing half of what your Pokemon is trying to say.
There's a Yanmega in this thread, so they'd probably be a better source on bugs.

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>>6902321
Look at this fuckin thing

>>6902769
Looks tight.

>>6902412
buy a bad druddrigon (tm) brand stretching kit and use a quart of lube
you'll also want to get an enema kit, tyrantitums ejaculate a lot and you'll want to get used to being filled for hours on end

>>6902412
Well, the next time he shows you affection, show him that you love him back. For example, if he rubs against you, lean into him, and do the same back.
Also, although he thinks of you as his property, he cares about you, and is unlikely to do anything that might hurt you. Try suggesting Dick hugs.

>>6902636
So, what bug pokemon do you want to know about, specifically?
Care methods vary greatly between different bug pokemon.

>Someone asks a question
>Doesn't follow up
Are the International Police just arresting everyone that posts here or something?

>>6902987
nope, everything we talk about (except the abusefags and totally-not-skullfags) is perfectly legal, that anon was more likely dealing with his pokemon

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>>6902817
But I'm really really not interested in her
I like human women

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>>6902987
Noo. Nope. Definitely not. You're fine.

>>6902996
>totally-not-skullfags
nah even here in alola we don't care about them

>>6903019
It'd be best to let her down gently anon - if you keep ignoring her she may get desperate and try to take things into her own figurative hands.

>>6903334
Is there any way I can just tell her?

>>6903372
Try a psychic trainer.

Hello again. Yanmega here, and I need more advice.
I don't know the first thing about human genitals, aside from appearance. So, how do I pleasure my trainer? My legs and mouth are too sharp, I think, so...Is my only option to grind my abdomen against him, until he's ready for copulation?

>>6903453
You could do that - there's also several other spots you could use, such as the space between the appendages at the end of your tail. If his dick fits stick it between them and move your tail up and down. If it doesn't then I suppose if he sticks it underneath the joint of your wing than the vibrations from your wings should feel nice.

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So I've got a bit of a dilemma on my hands.

I've had my Pikachu for years. I got a summer job helping out at a day care center, and before I left to head back home, the couple running the place offered me an egg they had found lying around.

Now I'm from Fallarbor, so my parents were never able to send me down to Littleroot to meet the Professor and get a Pokemon. It's not like they were bad parents or anything, that was just a hard trip for my dad, who works in the fossil mines out there. This egg was a big fucking deal. The only Pokemon I'd had around at that point was my dad's Machop. Hell, that was why I took the job in the first place, to see something other than Spindas and Nuzleaf. And while Dirk was cool, he was still my dad's. I'd always wanted my own partner - I jumped at the chance.

I carried that egg all the way back home through Mt. Chimney, and my Allie hatched on the other side. I don't think I've ever been as happy.

Allie and I were inseparable. She was a Pikachu before I knew it. I was so proud to see her growing up! I even got a job at the power plant because of her. She seemed so happy after evolving, I got her a thunderstone as soon as I could. But she never wanted to be a Raichu - she was worried about not being able to ride on my shoulders anymore.

Well, a few years later, I've saved up some money and decide to take us both on a vacation to Alola! I mean, sun, fun, and surf, sounds perfect. But as soon as we get there, she sees one of their Raichus hanging ten outside the hotel. Ever since then, she keeps sulking and pulling at her ears - I think she's getting self conscious.

I'm torn, guys. I think she wants to evolve, but I'm not sure. I mean, maybe it's just because the Raichu here look different. And I'm not sure if I even want her to evolve. I mean sure, Alola-chu is cute, but she's definitely not going to be shoulder sized anymore. The kicker is, we're only here for a few more days, and I have to make a decision soon. Help.

>>6903609
No, she definitely wouldn't be able to ride on your shoulder without assistance anymore. However, you need to remember that Alolan Raichu is part Psychic type - while she will come up to about waist height it will still be possible for her to ride on your shoulder if she uses her psychic powers to help support the weight. Being bigger also makes it easier to cuddle with you, if that's something she considers important.

>>6903537
I hadn't thought of those. Thanks, anon.
Stroking him with my tail, while cuddling his warm chest, sounds really nice. I'm going to try using my wings as well. I just hope I don't break his dick or something. Is that possible?
Also, when are humans most receptive to sexual advances? Do you guys have a breeding season, or are you "active" all year long?

Hi I have a problem too. I got a male machoke in order to make him my sex partner, but I don't know how to proceed. Can a male pokemon enjoy sex with a male trainer ? Isn't it the opposite of his instinct ?And if he doesn't want to let me fuck him how can I do to make him change his mind ? If he desagree can't him totally break me with his strength ?

>>6903764
They can break, but it takes a lot of force to do so. As long as its underneath the joint and not getting hit by the wing you should be fine, although the flexible nature of your wings means that hitting him with them might hurt like a bitch but ultimately wouldn't break anything.

Humans are active year round in the sense that we don't have a breeding season, but I believe most people are more sexually active at night and right after waking up. That one has the most variance though, so I guess just observe your trainer to see when he's most active.

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>>6902967
I'll give it a try, and keep the dick hugs in mind, though I think I'll still take the advice that >>6902941 provided and see about picking up some supplies for if I eventually decide I'm ready to take his dick in my ass

>>6903781
I don't think you'll have a problem. Obviously homosexuality is a thing Pokemon are capable of considering that I got picked by a male. If he's not immediately open to it I guess all you can do is work to make him more comfortable with the idea.

Anyway, I think there's a store in Black City that carries Bad Druddigon goods, so I'll update you guys when something happens!

>>6903705
>>6903609
You also needs to consider that your pikachu probably doesn't carry the genetic trait to evolve into Alola-Raichu, even if she evolves over there.

>>6903908
Ok I am preparing preparing him a warm bath. I will stay with him, try to shampoo him and see how he reacts.

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>>6900033
so i went to the psychic, her name was ana, to say what titania was thinks of me, the psychic started to talk to his pokemon, an alakazan to ask everything she thinks about me,after some minutes the alakazam starts sending his toughts to her, she started crying, moved by how i saved a durant who has given up on running away from a group of heatmors months ago due to most of her legs being broken and how she a total strangers to me then and yet i still went and saved her.
i started blushing but ana said that it was not all and said that she love het "knight in shining armor" as ana put it, you started to blush even more as titania started tu rub herself against my legs, i reluctanly asked does that mean that she wants me as her mat-- "yes" you were cut off by ana, giggling about it, "good luck hero, now go take your princess and don't think of breaking her heart" ana said smiling.
welp
i-i knew that it would happen like that but what should i do?
how do i even pleasure a durant anyways?

>>6904150
I guess you could try waxing or polishing her as some sort of foreplay.
Atleast show that you are open to it but if you are unsure how to proceed then you could start real slow and just start with touching and feeling each others more sensitive area's.

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>>6904150
A female durant will have an ovipositor, so the real question is whether you want to get fucked or do the fucking.

>>6904150
Well, actual Yanmega here.
Not sure about Durant's "equipment", but my sexual organs are at the base of my tail. With her permission, try exploring her abdomen with your fingers, to see what you are working with. She should have a orifice for expelling waste, and her reproductive tract's entrance should be near that. Considering her size compared to you, penetration may be difficult, and you might have to explain to her that your dick, perhaps even your fingers, won't fit.
I hope this helps...

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>>6904150
Send her some cured steaks. Then whack her old man to show that you deserve respect.

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>>6894540
I'd probably be telling my girafarig my true feelings for them. It would not go well.

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>>6904445
Chin up man, maybe she or her tail hide some feelings for her dear ol' trainer.

>>6904150
>>6904293
Well anon, looks like you'll have to take the ovipositor. It should be either below or above her stinger, should she have one. You may or may not end up with unfertilized eggs in you, depending on some factors.

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>>6904503
Not likely, I have problems focusing, and am self-destructive (not like injuring myself, more like making bad choices all the time.I'm old and messed up. Girafarig deserves someone younger and better than me. My niece and nephew would likely be thrilled to have Girafarig in their lives.

>Be a Hoennfag
>People complaining about people bringing Meareanies here and letting them go
>Ecosystem getting fucked up
>That guy that used to be the boss of Team Magma is rallying for people to capture them by force
>People are falling for this and doing it
>He has a significant following
>Probably in a few weeks he'll try to summon Groudon again and fuck us over
Hey does anyone have a room I can stay in?

>>6904521
Durant doesn't have an ovipositor, though.
In fact, very few bug Pokemon have them.
They are usually used to lay eggs in soil.

>>6904560
Well she's still at your side right?
That counts for something.

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>>6904608
I guess it does. Even with my past affiliations, she hasn't run away. She could easily send me flying with a kick and then bolt....or worse...I mean, she *is* a psychic type.

>>6904521
>>6904605
I was wrong about the location of the ovipositor - in bees, wasp, hornets, and ants have an ovipositor modified into a stinger. Assuming that Durant has the same anatomy as a standard ant that would mean that her stinger also functions as one, if she has one. I don't think it would be a good idea to stick that up your ass.

>>6904739
Durant doesn't have a stinger, though.
Why do people automatically think that every bug type has an ovipositor?

>>6903705
Sure, the psychic part makes things easier. I'd really love to be able to communicate better with her, too. But I don't know if either of us wants to make such a big change.

>>6903973
I've asked around, and the locals have said that I could make it work. Something to do with the food over there, I think.

>>6902463
Last thread there was a guy who talked about raising a Haunter, I'll repost for posterity:

>"The thing about Ghost-types is that you can't completely train them. Ever. Even Agatha has said multiple times that training a Ghost-type is less about dominating their will as it is synchronizing your will and theirs, and that expecting them to fully give control to you is ridiculous. Even if you're not going to be battling with them, raising a Ghost-type Pokemon is more about making sure they understand and accept where your boundaries are, and vice-versa, culminating in compromise. When I first started raising my Haunter (then a Gastly), one of my biggest issues was that he kept licking my face. At first I tried to scold him like I would with any other Pokemon, but he completely ignored me and kept doing it. He was only doing it to have some fun and show affection, so eventually I expressed that if he wants to show me love in a playful way it'd be better to spook me when I got home, and that's what he did for a couple years until he evolved, after which we settled on high-fives."

>>6904806
Idk about everyone else, but I assumed Durant had an ovipositor because I thought it had a stinger. My bad.

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>>6904252
>>6904293
thank you for the advice
>>6904521
>>6904266
>>6904739
>>6904605
>>6904806
there seems to be some differing opinions on the matter, but what i'll see will what will happen later tonight.
>>6904362
but she already showed me that she respect and loves me
we'll tomorrow when i wake up i'll tell you all what happened whish me luck, with my "date"

>>6904571
Come bum it up in Unova. I'm pretty sure there's extra hollows in some of the White Forest trees.

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>>6905034
Hey anon, consider doing a little dress up later to keep things intresting.
I am sure she will be touched by you being shiny and chrome.

>>6904571
I feel so bad for you Hoennfags, it can't be easy when the biggest threat to national security you have are fucking whackjob environmentalists.

If you want to hang out in Kanto I can give you a place to stay, provided you don't have any reservations about Ghost-types.

Which speaking of...

>>6904913
That was me, and it should be noted that is a broad-stroke statement about Ghost-types, obviously each individual Pokemon is different but it's important to know what to look out for with each type groups to avoid making unfortunate mistakes.

>>6904895
Lots of potentially good things require big changes. I'm certain getting her in the first place was a big change. All you can do is discuss it with your Pikachu and make a decision.

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>>6904571
Yeah somehow our fossil restoration program is hurting the ocean ecosystem. Even though we don't release any of the pokemon we've brought back.
Just ignore them they're all fucking crazy.

>>6894540
Sitting at home cause it's probably -10 degrees Fahrenheit outside.

>>6905170
Yeah, I hear you. I just don't know how to talk to her without her feeling like I'm pushing her one way or the other.

Has anyone else struggled with evolving their buddy?

>>6905533
Why not let them decide, with stones that's very doable.
Just show that you got them and place them somewhere within their reach but don't push them to take it or.
In this way its to them to evolve.
And please, keep the topic open for discussion and let her mull it over a bit.

>>6905533
You could always just ask her how she feels about evolving. Or, if you think you wouldn't be able to do so without influencing her opinion, see if you can take her to a psychic trainer to see how she really feels on the matter.

>>6904266
surely durant-non doesn't want to have eggs laid inside of him

>>6905533
>Has anyone else struggled with evolving their buddy?
I could tell you what it was like for me when my Gastly evolved into a Haunter, but honestly it wouldn't be much help because natural evolution is different than stone evolution. Naturally evolving is something that just kind of happens, it's extraordinarily rare that a Pokemon on the verge of evolving naturally will just up and stop without some kind of input from their trainer, and by the time they're about to evolve they're already fairly well prepared mentally for the change.

Pokemon that evolve via stones, on the other hand, don't really get the luxury of not having to make a choice, and as such they don't really get the chance to prepare themselves for the change, and the idea becomes much more frightening as a result. All you can do as her trainer is to give her the space she needs to make the decision. Make sure she knows that no matter what you support her, even if she decides she never wants to evolve. It's a big step for her, one she can't ever undo, so give her as much time as she needs to make the decision. After all, Alola isn't going anywhere, you're not in any real rush.

>>6905202
Wait... So you guys just have a massive hoard of fossil Pokemon? Or are they given away to trainers?

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>>6906189
A lot of them are used for research to see how best to reintroduced into the ecosystem but it's fine to give them away to trainers. If you want one you can either check the fossil restoration place or I can give you one?

>>6906244
>how best to reintroduced into the ecosystem
*how to best reintroduce them into the ecosystem
Man I'm really terrible at typing lately.

>>6906244
Unfortunately I live in Kalos, so I'm not certain if they'll let me import a Pokemon without first going through a lengthy legal procedure. I might see about picking one up if I ever visit Hoenn, but I don't see it being an option in the near future.

>>6902011

I've had that in my pussy before, and I love it.

Then again, I love all of my dragons.

Kinda bothers me that people are starting to call me a Human Salazzle nowadays, though.

(It's Femme Dragon Tamer, by the way.)

>>6906290
>I live in Kalos
I don't consider myself a climatologist or anything but I don't think Lileep would thrive as well in Kalos. Get yourself a Tyrunt or something.

>>6906244
So...What is living with a Lileep/Cradily like?

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Hey guys, I was on a expedition around various isolated islands to find new Pokemon. The first few I found nothing new, just the regular assortment of flying Pokemon and fish, but I found this thing on the 3rd island.

Anyone have any clue what the hell it is? I can't tell if it's a registered Pokemon or not. It made a lot of roaring sounds when it spotted me, spat some green gunk out, then flew off elsewhere. I'd type more, but I'm hearing stomping off in the distance. I think it's heading this way.

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>>6905649
I'm just worried she's going to jump into it and regret it after we leave. Allie is a touch impulsive, and I don't want her to do something like this without being sure.

>>6905679
I have, but it's hard to have a real, deep conversation about it with her. Yeah, I'll probably try and find a psych somewhere around here. I think one of the islands here has a library, maybe there'll be one there.

>>6905942
>Pokemon that evolve via stones, on the other hand, don't really get the luxury of not having to make a choice, and as such they don't really get the chance to prepare themselves for the change, and the idea becomes much more frightening as a result.
This is what we're both wrestling with right now. It's like, to make a shit metaphor, going through puberty vs getting a tattoo. I think I'm going to find a Raichu trainer somewhere so she has someone she can talk to. Doesn't Akala have a few 'chu trainers?

We're both leaving in about a week though, and it took a few years for me to make the money to come out here. I mean it's not going anywhere, but it might as well be. And she's already so damn cute...

>>6906290

Oh, good, a Kalosfag. Is it possible to be fucked by a male Dragalge and not get poisoned?

Also, I need to ask any Alolafags here a question: Since Komoo'o are Dragon/Fighting Types, would it be a good idea to get in shape if I wanted to fuck a male Komoo'o?

>>6906398
Its always a good idea to get in shape anon.

>>6906290
Have you considered the International Fossilized Pokemon Rearing Program? It's basically saying you're willing to house a non-native fossil Pokemon and provide detailed reports on your Pokemon every couple of months. It's pretty neat, the only downside is that I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use said Pokemon to battle if you're a trainer.

>>6906350
Pretty nice! I've been with him for four years and he's a really great partner. They need to be constantly moist so I always have the tub at home half filled so he can relax in there when I get home. Him tracking water around my house is a bit of a hassle but I just try to mop anything up I see as soon as possible.
I always make sure I keep a few extra bottles of water with me when we're out on the field just to make sure he doesn't dry out.
Just incase anyone is going to get one if yours happens to try out they won't die, they just go into a sleep-like state until they're wet enough again. Just don't leave them dry for too long or they'll end up really weak and need to rest for a while.

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>>6906355
I'd leave if I were you. I heard there's some commissioners that can make some wicked armor if you manage to capture it, but I wouldn't risk it. The higher level ones have a nasty ability that summons one of the fuckers in pic related

>>6906398
Yeah, if the Dragalge likes you he'll hold off on the venom. However, if he likes you enough to hold off of venom it's likely that he likes you enough to consider you a mate, which means that if he's carrying any young in his pouch he'll pass them on to you. So, unless you like oviposition I wouldn't suggest it.
>>6906432
I don't battle too much anyway, so I'll check into it. My Amaura might like the company.

>>6906428

I already am, since I live with (and fuck) a lot of Dragon Types (all of whom are male, myself being female).

I meant getting ripped. Do I basically have to look like an FBB in order to look attractive to a male Fighting Type?

>>6906482

This may sound odd, but I've always wanted to have kids with my Pokémon. Although the idea of having Skrelp does disgust me a little...

Is it true that humans can breed with Pokémon in the Human-Like egg group as well as Fighting Types?

>>6906534
Well, for this scenario to happen the Dragalge would have to be a male. You can avoid having Skrelps entirely if you make sure that the eggs he's carrying are from a female Kingdra.

And I don't *think* humans can breed with any sort of Pokemon outside of, perhaps, a Ditto. They lay eggs so I would think that their reproductive process would be too different from ours for it too work.

>>6906534
No, it's not true. Human-like is just a descriptor, humans and Pokemon are too different biologically to breed.

>>6906482
Thanks for the heads up, I'll leave in a

>>6906580

Kingdra? I don't have one of those yet, and I only get males, anyway.

I thought mammalian Pokémon could give live birth?

>>6906299
You Dragon Tamers are fucking intense, man. I don't think I could handle even owning a Dragon-type, let alone training multiple for battle.

Also, how is fucking a Dragon-type? I mean, surely the way they behave is uncomfortably rough, isn't it?

>>6906640
It doesn't necessarily have to be your Kingdra. You could always see if a friend would be willing to hook up their Kingdra with your Dragalge.

For a while I had assumed that mammalian Pokemon gave live birth as well. I later discovered I was wrong when I found a guy with a Pichu egg.

>>6906489
Kommo-o requires a lengthy courting process which eventually requires engaging in combat with the Kommo-o. Winning the battle is not required, but you do need to put up enough of a fight to impress him. I don't know how that would end up working out with a human, though: the Kommo-o doesn't hold back and could easily kill you.

>>6906640
The only account of a Pokemon giving live birth is the record of the Cinnabar Island Mew, which is unique in itself (and understandable, given that it's, y'know, MEW).

>>6906689

Not really. I enjoy rough sex, and being named Tiamat helps too.

Yes, my real name actually is Tiamat. My parents are Dragon Tamers, too.

I love ridged shafts!

>>6906692

Not if they knew the reason behind it, though.

>>6906746

I've dealt with the mating rituals of every fully evolved Dragon Type (except for Dragalge and Kingdra), so I'm really strong. You have to be to deal with how rough a rutting male Salamence is!

>>6906818
Then don't tell them? You're a dragon tamer; it's likely they'll assume you're looking for a Kingdra to add to your collection and want one descended from your Pokemon to ensure strength.

>>6906818
Please tell me you have a brother named Bahamut.

>>6906872

Good idea. That's always been a issue for me, getting a male of the right species.

>>6906917

Indeed, as well as a brother named Fafnir.

>>6906818
>You have to be to deal with how rough a rutting male Salamence is!
That Salamence isn't actively trying to kill you, though.

>>6906953
I've gotta give your parents props on theme consistency.

If I'm trying to pleasure a male ghost tree what am I looking for?
I've noticed he has a large green root on his underside is that what I'm looking for? Pls help

>>6896838
Catch a ditto. Have it contour itself to your body while forming rudimentary female genitals in a bit of extra padding that they extend into you.

Pokémon pregnancies only last a few days to a week, so having it transition the mess out of you after the egg starts forming and make a pregnant-looking belly over your lower stomach as it forms wouldn't be hard.

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So guys, I’m back from my trip to Black City and I’ve got the juicy details here if anyone wants them
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Black City, was, as always, impressive. A multitude of colors reflected off of the black spires from the luminescent signs below, though none of the ever moving citizen casted as much as a glance their way.

I wish I could say the shop itself had been as imposing as the buildings surrounding it, though in truth it felt fairly run down despite the gaudy image it cast with a wide variety of lewd window decorations and lights – the most notable of which being the massive neon sign bearing the store’s title, “Volbeat and Illumise”. The interior of the store fared no better than the outside, chipped paint and dim lights giving the store an eerie feel. I found myself feeling particularly nervous without the protection of my Pokemon, although how much of those nerves were anticipation for the reason behind my visit I cannot say.

After a very awkward hour of rummaging through the store - including one embarrassing incident in which I was buried underneath a pile of Frisky Bastiodon™ dildos after a shelf collapse – I had finally managed to locate all three of the goods I sought; a Bad Druddigon™ Stretching Kit, an enema kit, and a gallon of lube. The cashier – a Punk girl named Alice – found some form of amusement in the scenario, eyeing up the selection with a quirked eyebrow and a low whistle. “Looks like you’re gearing up for something big, blondie.” I must have made some sort of face, for she responded in kind with a hearty laugh and a devious grin that didn’t leave until well after I did.
(Part 1)

>>6906580
>I don't *think* humans can breed with any sort of Pokemon outside of, perhaps, a Ditto.
This is half-right. There's a breeding group referred to as, "human-shape," and the pokémon from it, as well as a few from the, "ground," breeding group - which isn't primarily ground-types like you might think - can cross-breed with humans. Their offspring don't get anything special out of it, though. For all intents and purposes, aside from a paternity/maternity test, it's like mating with a ditto.

>>6907171
Ground? You mean Field?

>>6907188
Sorry, yes, after a quick check, "ground," has been renamed to, "field."

>>6907202
What pokemon from Field can humans breed with? That's interesting.

>>6907229
So, the ones that can't are the ones that aren't mammalian. So dunsparce, the blaziken line, torkoal, kecleon, and the krookodile line can't.

From there anything that's only in the field egg group, as well as ones that share the fairy, monster, and water 1 egg groups, keeping in mind the prior, "mammals only," restriction, can successfully, and viably, cross-breed with humans.

>>6907295
Oh, right, as an added bonus, there's a rumor, and bear in mind it is only a rumor, that nidorina and nidoqueen can successfully cross-breed with humans, despite not being able to breed with anything else.

>>6906580
>>6907171
So...I can't breed with my trainer?
I mean, my egg group is bug, obviously, so...

>>6907295
I don't believe you.
I regularly fuck my Arcanine when she's in heat and I've never gotten an egg.

>>6907531
It's not a sure thing. Fertility drugs are usually required, even in the best cases, and even then, some can't for reasons science can't identify, but are assumed to be a quality of their own genetics, with something in their genealogy perhaps needing to have been part of the human-shape egg group.

Also
>fucking a fire-type
>when their already elevated body temperature is at its peak
I wouldn't be surprised if your dick is covered in tiny little burn scars from her vaginal fluids.

>>6901683
lol he dab xd

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>>6907075
Loading the goods onto Henry’s harness was a challenge all its own - several good Samaritans tried to offer their help in with the process only to be turned only to be turned away by the barred teeth of the Tyrantrum himself and several small families wished to get pictures of the foreign Pokemon for their relatives – but after a trying half hour the process was done and we began our trek back south to our campsite. Roughly halfway through our trip he began to bump his leg against me as we walked. It was an action that sent me reeling every time, but I did my best to reciprocate, bumping my shoulder against his thigh and running my hand along the rough plating once I had regained my balance. He seemed to be pleased by the gesture – if the low cooing sound he responded with was anything to go by – and when we finally made it back to camp he made the unloading process just as difficult with his insistence on nosing my back the entire time.

Any and all confidence I had in regards to the upcoming experience shriveled and died the moment I came back outside.

Not ten feet away stood Henry, deep red dick protruding its full length from the cloaca at the base of his tail. I was rooted in place by shock and uncertainty, yet unable to contain the feeling of exhilaration and arousal. It was far bigger than I ever would have imagined – at roughly 8 ft long the curved shaft stopped roughly at the point where his arms connected to his chest and was heavily texture, featuring a quadruple sided knot at its base and ridges all along the shaft. By no means was I a virgin, but this was also by no means comparable to the dick of a human. If care were not taken I would face death by a giant cock, a tragic death had I ever heard one.

>>6906981

I know...

>>6907295

Dam it! I wanna have hatchlings!

Send help my Aegislash and Umbreon are plotting something in the next room, I can hear them talking.

The last time this happened I woke up on a raft in the middle of the ocean and floated from Unova to fucking Hoenn.

I repeat, send help.

>>6907850
don't worry i'm sure in the future due to the human and pokemon relationship and breeding with all egg groups will be possible

>>6907921
Holy shit dude, tell me you're not one of those bleeding heart Plasma fags who thinks that training a Pokemon is "abuse" or some shit.

I mean christ, you're their owner, you tell them to stop that shit.

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>>6907752
Pls don't bully the bird for it's dancing. He still thinks fedoras are cool for fucks sake.

>>6907921
Sorry, can't help you. "Monopoly of violence", made men, territories, The Families got treaties that have to have second treaties just to get them accepted as being treaties, all that jazz. Can't risk a political incident, we just got the Meowth hit squad that's been squatting in the bathroom move out.

>>6907921
Offer them sex. I'm kidding, do you need somewhere to crash?

>>6907952

Yeah, and I'll be why humans will be able to breed with the Dragon egg group.

As will my brothers. I hear Bahamut is just like me.

>>6907952
So, there's hope, even for a bug-type like me?
All I've been able to think about recently is my trainer. I want to have so many eggs with him. To cuddle next to him after a long, amorous, night of sex...I'd like that.

>>6907921
As nice as my trainer is, even he would give me shit if I pulled a stunt like that.

>>6908149

Wait... You're a Yanmega, right?

A DRAGONfly.

Over here, big boy...!

Hey ask an Ex-Team Plasma member anything.

>>6907614
>>when their already elevated body temperature is at its peak
This meme only applies to certain fire types: although many circulate their internal flame throughout their entire bodies (Flareon and Rapidash are the classic examples), some others keep it mostly contained in some kind of flame sac.
In particular, Arcanine's flame sac is in it's chest, near the lungs. This produces a very uneven body temperature, and as her pussy is several feet away, it usually ends up being not much hotter than a hot shower.

>>6908197
At what point did joining evil PETA seem like a good idea?

>>6908197
I don't need to ask why you left, I'm just gonna assume that it has something to do with the fact that you see some kid as a king, but you have to take orders from his dad, so I'm gonna ask this about the old man.

Rumor is, from someone watching the way he walks, the fact that he has a lopsided llook to his face, that he covers one eye, and how he relies on his cane, that he may have either had a stroke, been in some kind of accident, or been mauled by a pokémon. Any truth to that?

>>6906588
Well, at least anon died with dubs.

>>6908197

Did you ever steal or attempt to steal Dragon Type Pokémon?

>>6908258
PETA was already evil, even before it turned into Plasma, those fuckheads couldn't do anything right.

>>6908258
Well I was fresh out of college and a stupid kid. They convinced me to take a seminar at the castle and I ended up joining. Personally I'm not much for "releasing all pokemon" but I'm not a fan of abuse. Call me a hippie or a lefty, whatever. I regret joining that shithole.
>>6908281
Ghetsis is one crazy fuck. Apparently when he was younger he had gotten in a fight with a wild Zweilous. Instead of throwing his pokemon out he tried to take it down by hand and it tore a chunk of his face clean off and bit into his neck apparently.
Given I didn't get any of that from HIM but a lot of the fellow grunts told me it.
>>6908354
What you mean Kyurem? I saw it but I never got to touch it or anything.

>>6907010
Yes anon. Stroke his wood.

Really though I'm assuming that's what you would be looking for. Normally the reproductive organs of plants are in their flowers but Trevenant lacks these so I guess his roots will have to do.

>>6908423
Did you stay in after N left?

I have a Very Important Question
What pokemon has the tastiest cum?

>>6908423

Besides Kyurem.

You saw Kyurem? Cool! I've always wanted to see a Kyurem, especially since I'm a Dragon Tamer!

>>6908496
You must have had a fucked up childhood to be so obsessed with dragons

>>6908478
That depends on what you consider tasty.
If you want Sweet I'd probably say Swirlix, if you want spicy it would probably be some sort of fire type

>>6908469
Yeah. I went and joined Ghetsis's party. Less because I supported what he was doing and more because I wanted to know what the fuck he was doing.
>>6908496
I avoided trying to steal pokemon but I mean I've seen a ton of dragons. When I was initiated into new Team Plasma I had to have Ghetsis's scary ass Hydreigon four inches from my face. Something like, "If it bites you, we throw you off the frigate. If it doesn't you're in."

>>6908478
Sceptile. Snivy is also acceptable.

>>6908478

I only know a few from experience.

Fire Types are quite spicy. Grass Types taste like vegetables (ick!). Ground Types have a bit of a sandy taste. Can't really describe Flying Type cum, since the taste of a bird like Fearow is different from, say, Dragonite, Salamence or Altaria.

Dragon Types taste wonderful!

>>6908195
Um...Sorry to disappoint you, kind sir, but, despite my name, I'm not very dragonlike...More of an armored, elongated fly, really. That can easily decapitate small pokemon. (why would I, though? That's cruel.)
Also, I am completely infatuated with my current trainer. I'm dripping fluids just thinking about him...

>>6908197
I'm glad the team plasma mania never really took off in the region I live in.
They wanted to free all pokemon, right? What for, exactly, and why did they use pokemon to attempt this in the first place?

>>6908607
>Dragon Types taste wonderful!
Explain more.

>>6908524

My parents are Dragon Tamers, my grandparents were Dragon Tamers, my great-grandparents were Dragon Tamers... I've been around them my entire life!

In my opinion, you'd have to have had a fucked up childhood to like Fairy Types!

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>>6908614
I live in Unova... From what I heard the "freeing Pokemon" thing was a farce and Ghetsis was using his organization as a power grab.

...I don't actually know though, being a hermit tends to keep you closed off to current events.

>>6908614
>What for, exactly
Man I barely remember. N thought that battles hurt pokemon and wasn't a natural part of their lives. Ghetsis wanted less trainers in his way so world domination would be easier.
>and why did they use pokemon to attempt this in the first place?
Well if you're gonna try to get people to stop using a weapon the best way is to get a bigger weapon to scare the shit out of them .

>>6908614

I'm a woman, actually. It was a joke.

>>6908635

Like perfectly grilled meat, probably because Dragon Types eat so much meat.

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>>6908524
>He doesn't want to be covered in dragons at all times
Shit Taste/10

>>6908711
Oh. I'm sorry I misunderstood you.

>Thread is ALMOST to bump limit

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>>6894540
Guess

>>6908833
So how goes the team assembly, anon? I assume you've gotten your Lopunny, at least.

>>6908833
What's the pokemon on the bottom left?

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>>6908896
Magearna, you can get her in S/M right now with a QR code

>>6909018
What's S/M?

>>6909075
Soon and Mun

>>6909018
S/M?
QR code?
What are these?
Is this some human thing I don't know about?

>>6909103
Am I being memed?

>>6909144
I think that >>6909117 is the Yanmega anon

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>>6908896
A sex robot for trainers to buy their Pokemon

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am i the only one that unironically enjoys having a shroomish?
i think they're kinda cute.

>>6909180
For the record, humans can have sex with Magearna just fine (provided they don't mind the cold steel).

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>>6907778
With this in mind I edged my way forward with hesitant steps, taking deep breaths as I went to assuage my nerves. Whether the next occurrence was performed out of impatience or an attempt at comfort I will never figure out, next I knew a tail had thumped me in the back, sending me stumbling the last foot forward. At this point in time I was practically staring down his dick for how close I was, with Tyrantrum nosing my shoulders in an attempt to both turn me around and push off my clothing. I obliged for only one of these, shivering slightly as cool air met my flushed skin. Any further attempts at changing my position were stopped when I began stroking his cock with one hand, hesitantly at first, tracing the individual ridges before I began to speed up as I became more confident in what I was doing. I had only used one hand at the time- which I would later compare to stroking a wrestler’s thigh for how thick it was towards the beginning of the taper- the other hand busy fondling myself. We continued like this for several minutes- Henry’s head draped across my back and hot breath fogging with each exhale and low rumble, my own sultry moans muffled with considerable effort – before I wrapped both arms around his cock and began pumping as best I could, occasionally a lick or kiss to the head or one of the ridges. Neither of us lasted much longer, and after a resounding bellow from my Pokemon I found my torso completely drenched in the thick, white semen that pumped out of his cock in long spurts - my hair, thankfully, was spared from this by consequence of being braided and hanging down my back. Henry, apparently content with the encounter for the moment, simply made himself comfortable on the ground, giving my chest one thorough sniff and a satisfied grunt as I reluctantly used what was formerly a perfectly good shirt to clean up the cum from my torso before making myself equally comfortable against his feather collar.
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(3/3) R.I.P my shirt

how do I become a pokemon?

>>6909498
Well, in the last thread there was a guy who did it and apparently saved the world but idk where he went
I also heard there was a dude in Kanto who fucked up some experiment and became a Clefairy, so maybe a Kantofag here can help you

>>6908830
Is OP even here? If not, I can go make the new thread when it's time.

>>6909211
So, is it true that shroomish spores are hallucinogenic? Are they addictive at all?

>>6909523
>Clefairy
Oh, you mean Bill? That was a transporter accident. He was trying to use technology to mimic the move Teleport, fell into one of the pods while the other had a pokémon - some reports say it was a clefairy, others say a wild rattata that had snuck into his house to find food - in it.

He ended up in its body, while it ended up in his.

>>6909567
I've been lurking but I'm tired. You can make one if I don't post that I am a few posts after bump limit.

>>6909211
I mean, I've always loved Breloom.

>>6909523
That was Bill, dude designed the Pokemon storage system, tried to make that instant teleportation a thing for humans too and his Clefairy got into the other end, they ended up merged, a human-pokemon abomination, poor bastard, he got separated eventually but apparently having two heads in one body SUCKS. Don't think it'd work out the way anon wants.

>>6909582
>Oh, you mean Bill? That was a transporter accident. He was trying to use technology to mimic the move Teleport, fell into one of the pods while the other had a pokémon - some reports say it was a clefairy, others say a wild rattata that had snuck into his house to find food - in it.
As a Kantofag, I am 100% convinced this story is horseshit, especially since the only ones who are perpetrating it are Bill himself (who I already have some pretty hardcore grievances against) and that Red kid, who I admit seems like a pretty decent fellow but who was fucking TEN when it happened.

>>6909673
Give Red more credit, he won the fucking league the same year.

>>6909673
>hardcore grievances
>against Bill
Why? Did one of your pokémon get misplaced in a storage system update or something? That's pretty much the only thing I can think of that you could have against the guy. Having met him, he seems pretty okay, if a bit distracted by his work. Tinkers tend to be that way, though, mind always doing half a dozen things at once, asking, "what if," of ideas when something else entirely is happening.

>>6909710
Oh don't get me wrong, he's a battling genius and I have nothing but respect for him on that front. It's just that ten year olds don't exactly have a full understanding of the world around them and can very easily misunderstand simple situations, which combined with an impressive imagination can create some outlandish stories.

>>6909741
I know I'm going to sound like a Plasma faggot when I say this but my issue really stems from the Pokemon Storage System, because it incentivizes trainers to just catch Pokemon willy-nilly and stuff 'em into digital storage when they don't want to deal with them. It turns innocent living creatures into fucking trophies, and it promotes the absolutely insipid "gotta catch 'em all!" mentality that plagues trainers these days. I wouldn't hold it against Bill so much if he wasn't so fucking blase about the whole thing! He acts like it's not his fucking problem to deal with trainers abusing the Pokemon Storage System and refuses to acknowledge that it's an issue. This could easily be remedied with a fucking notification about the status of stored Pokemon, or transferring the Pokemon somewhere where they can actually stretch their legs and live or something, but he forgoes that in favor of stupid shit like fucking digital wallpaper.

And before you say anything, I understand Poke Balls operate in a similar system. However, people who use Poke Balls tend to let their Pokemon out every now and then, and they have automatic failsafes to let sufficiently determined Pokemon out themselves if necessary. The Pokemon Storage System doesn't have that, Pokemon in the system just languish.

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Durant-anon here i had sex with titania my durant, honestly it was quite lovely, i'm on my phone so i don't wake her up.
She doesn't have a ovipositor, while she was in bed ready for us to start the session i decided to tease her a little i went to her hole and started finger her, she started moaning quietly i keep going until she gasped as she came i let her rest up a little but suddenly she jumped on me and pinned on the bed, she started to slowly insert herself on my penis it was tight, warm and incredebly soft compared to the rest of her body. She stsrted to move faster and faster moving both of us near climax but i decide to finish this myself i got out of her pin and started to move my hips and making her moan even harder i kept going until we both came together.
Semen dripped from her hole while i snuggle hugged to her tiny body she started dozing off i decided to say talk about this on the thread.
I guesd this might become a regular thing for us

>>6908496
Dragon tamers are almost always autistic

>>6909931
A lot of pokémon are stored elsewhere, though. Pokémon owned by trainers that are given a pokédex are sent to the lab of the professor that issued the 'dex in the first place.

Hell, the reason I'm even arguing the point is that I went to talk to him once and when I showed up and wasn't a ten year old, he assumed I was either there to ask for an eevee, or to complain. He wasn't upset, just kinda... braced for what he assumed was going to be a screaming match. I was there to get a hard drive capable of creating a storage system and get some instructions on how to set it up with only a pair of two access points; my laptop and my parents' house.

I took a few minutes to call him after reading your post. Did you know he's on a strict do-not-acknowledge order from The League in regards to problems with the storage system that aren't access issues, bugs, or quality of life updates? He wants to fix it so that every primary storage system storage bank, which all pokémon center PCs are relays for, has a set of staff for upkeep of pokémon.

The League deemed it inhumane to have more than one, "trainer-figure," for non-trade pokémon, and brought up the point that the point of the storage system, as they saw it, was specifically to propagate that mentality, and they weren't willing to give up the profit margin that it was allowing them and the people that make pokéballs, potions, and the like.

>>6910109
>The League deemed it inhumane to have more than one, "trainer-figure," for non-trade pokémon, and brought up the point that the point of the storage system, as they saw it, was specifically to propagate that mentality, and they weren't willing to give up the profit margin that it was allowing them and the people that make pokéballs, potions, and the like.
Fucking hell, I knew the League was shady but I thought they were at least above abusing Pokemon.

Also, how do you know he's got a do-not-acknowledge order regarding the treatment of Pokemon if he's not allowed to acknowledge it?

>>6910217
Saying things officially and telling a friend are different things, anon.

>>6910217
He's not allowed to publicly acknowledge it. Like, he has to just brush off anyone with complaints like yours that the storage system leaves hundreds of pokémon to languish inside a practically blank subspace storage. He had to push really hard to even get them to allow him to set the newer ones up with actual environments so the pokémon aren't hanging in a blank, white void..

Guys a Gardevoir just teleported into my house, wat do

>>6910658
Bring him to a pokemon center so they can find his owner.

If OP doesn't make a new thread by the time this one reaches page 6 or 310 replies I'll go and make the new one

>>6910690
Just make a new one anyways?

>>6910779
New bread!

>>6896838
have a ditto (or a few) crawl up inside you before your pokemon does you
Just be ready to carry/ lay pokemon eggs in a week or so

>>6909326
get back to us when you finally take the knot
and remember to get used to being filled up with that enema kit, a pokemon as big as yours cums buckets.