HG thread. I said I'd never host again but I guess promises

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El navidad Leno

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Reigen Arataka

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Liquid Ocelot

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Panty

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>>6882745
Urotsuki

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Tenga-chan

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>>6882745
Nagato

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Mewtwo

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Rin Hoshizora

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Santa

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>>6882745
Junko Enoshima

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>>6882745
Rika

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Kongou

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Richter Abend

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Chibikko

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Suzumiya Haruhi

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Misato

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>>6882745
Medusa

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Sleeping loli

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>>6882745
Shinobu

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>>6882745
Puru Eight

>>6882768
>>6882720
Beings adapted to life in space. We boast superior spacial awareness, reaction speed, and a sixth sense of sort, as well as general abilities one would consider being 'psychic' in nature.
...I guess I should've assumed it wasn't a known term. Sorry.

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Princess Asuka

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Mikazuki Augus

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Mmmf

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C.C.

>>6882790
Merry Christmas, Kamina.

>>6882804
Is this a fucking entry or some random new dipshit's new meme I don't know fuck about?

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Blue Elephant

>>6882806
<3

Its just a filler entry

skip if needed

>>6882804
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HOLD A BURGER YOU DUMBASS JAP!

>>6882745
>birthday games
>doesn't even mention who for
wat

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The Groose

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Host Inside The Cake Tamaki

>>6882819
It's for Aussa

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Kyoko

>>6882807
>Kamina
No but Merry Christmas to you regardless.

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Amazing what a holiday can do for your mood...
Good evening, all.

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Hyadain

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>>6882792
...You truly do sound like my human counterpart.

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Can't Cuck The Tuck Carlson

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Poison

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Cinnamon Roll

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RP Grandmaster Cera

>>6882838
poson
>cody

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>>6882829
Good evening. I seem to be in a good mood myself.

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MASTERMIND

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Gandalf the Pug

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Based starman

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>>6882826
>doubts

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>>6882831
Our progenitor's innate powers were even further improved artificially, as well.
...Is that why I hear you in here?
>She taps the side of her head.
>>6882829
Maybe not good. But interesting. Hello.

>>6882838
Where's the dick

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Based Starman's Friend

>>6882852
It's funny because LotR was filmed in New Zealand, you kiwi dork.

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Shinji

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Kiwi-chan

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>>6882829
Oh, sis! Hey! Good seeing you! What kept you?

>>6882867
No shit.

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>>6882862
Ask nicely.

>>6882874
Where's the dick please?

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Had to restart the Autocropper around 10 times so sorry for the wait.

>>6882819
Nah, both of these hosted for me on my characters birthday so I'm returning the favor.

>>6882824
Literally fucking who?

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Haru

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>>6882844
Your face just gives away everything.
...Joking aside, I guess that's good. I just think it's funny. We celebrate the most joyful holidays on the time of year where it's dark more hours of the day.

>>6882860
Ultimately, that's subjective. And mine's just fine.What's so interesting?

>>6882871
Oh... Rika!
I suppose I forgot to tell you. I've been on holiday, so instead of being around here I've traveled some more.

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>>6882860
Correct. I can only communicate telepathically. Perhaps that is bad, however, as you appear to suffer from infrequent head pain.

>>6882887
Proceed.

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>>6882887
This will do nicely. Proceed.

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>>6882887
Hmm.. Fine. That will be fine.

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>>6882887
Looks nice. We moving out soon?

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>>6882887
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.

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>>6882887
Rin's ready! Let's go, even if a survivors sounds a bit scary.

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>>6882887
Despite the challenges ahead, I'm sure that I can pull through if I try hard enough and give 110%! C'mon, let's get this going! Are you ready?

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>>6882890
Oh, gee, glad I'm that low a priority. Hehehe, don't worry about it. You know...I really need some other way to keep in contact with you. So! Where you been?
>>6882887
Let's get this show on the road.

>>6882905
Do the cat thing.

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>>6882906
>Pull through the shorts

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>>6882812
Oh... Thank you.

And a Merry Christmas to you.

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>>6882887
Let's get going.

>>6882890
Hm, that's true. I wouldn't know anything about it, myself. All I know is from hearsay and the people around me. Those from Sylvarant-Tethe'alla don't celebrate this "Christmas".

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>>6882887
Well that's it people. Get out there and try to hold out for as long as possible. If you manage to survive till the ETA ends, you'll live, we only have room for one of you so make sure that you're at the ETA at the right time at the right place.

And don't bring company.

>>6882902
Yes, son. Buckle up your gear as there's an outbreak out there. Many tangos around each corner and the only way for you to survive is to kill every threat remaining.

May that be the dead or the living.

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>>6882887
Fine.
>>6882890
Finding someone, or...something, similar to me, in many ways. Having my boundaries pushed. Thoughts explored.... a lot of things.
>>6882898
I've heard similar things, but... not physically capable...?
>She pulls her hand away from her head.
I'll be fine. Cyber-Newtypes still aren't a...perfect art. I think I told you before about that.

>Oldfag hosts unannounced
>Oldfags crawling out of the woodworks
really makes you think

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>>6882922
Again? How do I keep allowing this to happen?

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>>6882922
I don't catch colds! I'm not dumb enough to run around in my underwear in the winter!

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>>6882922
Survival of the strongest. The weak die. This is how nature is. This is how the order of things should be. Adapt or perish. The choice is simple.

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>>6882922
I have no need for any sort of weaponry, however they make be useful for bartering purposes.

>>6882924
I don't know if you have. Explain.

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>>6882915
Wait, what-- Oi! Let go of 'em, you prick! I don't want everyone to see those, so quit it!
...Please!
>>6882922
Well, crap. Looks like we're gonna have to stay there until everything ends. Luckily, I'm the hero, so I have no doubts we'll pull through! Let's go!

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>>6882925
Peeka boo~!

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>oh good, none of the images will open up. Everything's 404 :v

>>6882909
I could've waited until the end of the year.
Heh...Maybe a cellphone.
Mostly around the northern areas of Japan...Hirosaki and Aomori. It's got some nice forests, and it's beautiful.
Traveling this much has been relaxing. I've really forgotten how much I missed exploring like I used to as a kid.

>>6882917
I forget a lot of people come from places other than Earth... Places hard to announce. Hmh.

>>6882922
A clean bill of health.

>>6882924
It happens when you come here. Get used to that.
But congrats, I suppose. I'm curious what you mean by "similar to you".

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>>6882917
>pronounce
>oopsie

>>6882916
~

>>6882942
Try flushing your dns

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>>6882922
And on the first day it seems that the spirit of christ reborn in the form of a twink is more vicious than we ever expected.

Who would've thought that the one who can't shut up would be dying by the hands of another kid who can't shut up? I for one, certainly didn't.

Ocelot evaporating his liquids? That might not be a good decision, old man. All that anger will slowly rise up and it might make the hunt a bit tougher. There's still a few days left till the ETA.

One of the girls caught in a trap, huh? Can't say that's a wise move, be careful in the night as the night carries the biggest danger and the smallest movement can make the biggest noise.

>>6882925
Oh my! You sure got me buddy! Beam me up Scotty, I'm coming home now.

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>>6882954
>Takes the squiggle and gives it a soft rub between the fingers

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>>6882962
I'll unleash my sickness upon you!
>sneezes

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>>6882942
It's a two part word.
Silver Rahnt
Te the allah
And it's the opposite for me. I'm always reminded of how many different worlds there are here, due to the contrasts in clothing and technology. I feel a bit outclassed some days.

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>>6882932
It's too much to handle using all my abilities at full strength without those headaches. I have to keep specialized medicine on me to suppress it before I run in to combat.
>She pats a small pouch on the side of her pilot suit.
>>6882942
Genetically engineered beings. Clones, made for a specific, singular purpose without any of our say in the matter. Evidently, psychic.

...I'm genuinely surprised.
>>6882962
It's too rudimentary....

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>>6882962
Hmmm. You had me for dead. You did not seize the oppurtunity. Are you one of those desperate human males that believes in physical beauty in females? That mentality will shorten your lifespan considerably.

>>6882967
~!

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>>6882962
Survival of the fittest!

Why are you mad at us?!

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>>6882962
Alright, all we need is the checkerboard itself and then we'll be all ready to go! Do you have some sort of permanent marker so I can draw the board?
...Or anything, for that matter?

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>>6882967
>slaps your ass
Y-you're really pretty, lady~

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>>6882962
>Mewtwo wins within 15 turns and without losing a single piece.


>>6882975
So your powers are not without consequence. Is that intentional?

>>6882986
I DONT WANT A FUCKING BURRITO

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>>6882986
>Dodges

You can't touch me without my consent.

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>>6882962
I'm sorry...I don't know what came over me. I'm not normally like this...

>>6882986
Don't touch my wife.

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>>6882994
C-can I please smack your bum?...

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>>6882962
Thought this was still Halloween lil vampy ?

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>>6882942
If money's the issue, I'd be happy to pass you some to by fore it. Huh.... Honestly, I never really left Tokyo when I was in the outside world, I gotta admit. I just figured most of the terrain would be sorta...same-y, you know?
>>6882962
OH, SON OF A-

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>>6882962
Now where's that wish upon a falling star when you need it, wishmaker? Will it arrive in time or will it be futile?

Even when sick, Ocelot still manages to excel in combat. Quite impressive, those are skills you need out there.

Reigen as usual accepting each and every challenge, huh? Seems that might not be a smart move when surrounded by others. I wouldn't be surprised if they come around and kill you right off the bat.

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>>6882999
No.

Does this answer surprise you?

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>>6883006
No, but it was worth askin....I-i think i'm in love with you, lady.

>>6883006
Can I masturbate while staring at your feet

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>>6883003
Dammit, he almost bite me!

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>>6883003
>Mewtwo easily levitates over the horde onto the roof.
Pitiful creatures.

>>6883013
>Shoin

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>>6882988
It may be because I'm too young right now to handle the enhancements perfectly. I don't know. Like I said, it's not a perfect science, but now....
>>6883003
Qubeley, I need you active!

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>>6883003
And I didn't even lose an eye! How am I supposed to unleash my inner pirate now?

>>6883006
Can I marry you?

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>>6883003
I mean, it's kinda clear what it's telling us to do. It's telling us to go to the radio tower at the east so we can get some supplies! Or was it the west?
I don't know how you're thinking otherwise, I clearly heard that exact message on the radio. The hero is ALWAYS right, even when he isn't!

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>>6883003
Your limp is expendable. Your life is not. I shall stop the bleeding so you will survive. let us move on.

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>>6883011
That's wonderful, child. Love is a swee thing that gives one great strength, also great pain.

I'm quite used to everyone loving me. I've had quite enough of it.

>>6883013
This is... an unusual request.

>>6883027
I will have to decline. I do not know you.

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>>6883040
....Does this mean you're not gonna be my girlfriend?...

>>6883040
Is that a yes?

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>>6883003
Wait a minute...

Hold up... You're telling me THE GREAT REIGEN ARATAKA DENIED A CHALLENGE? Put it in the newspapers or wlel, any media that's left in this wasteland and make sure that everyone reads this. Now this is a tragedy, how will he ever recover?

Santa mapping across the rooftops on a christmas eve? This is fitting, creepy to a certain extend even.

Using horses to get around faster? That's a smart move, but let me remind you that the horses are made from flesh and blood, if there's one thing the undead bite through it's both of those.

It seems the twink is still trigger happy, someone gave the kid too much caffeine on a christmas night, ain't it?

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>>6883020
I can arrange that. Though it may or may not be permanent. How would you like to have your eyesight compromised? By needle? Acid burns? Other trauma?

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>>6882962
Welll? What are you going to do...?

>>6882975
...hm. And that's not even the most interesting thing I've heard. Clones...
Doesn't that bother you?

>>6882972
That's a little more understandable.
Mm. This place does a good job balancing things.... for whatever reason.

>>6883002
No, not everything here is a sprawling mega-city. I'd sooner die than live on an Earth like that. There's some large mountains in the North. Closer to the center are some large, rolling plains.... and I'm enjoying seeing every inch of it.

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>>6883033
My limp, huh? We got a funny lady here! I'll let you off for sparing my life by sparing yours for that comment!

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

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>>6883019
Creations are never perfect. I am a corruption of the ideal clone my creators wanted. Thankfully, that worked in my favor.

>>6883049
...You are aware I can just levitate you there with myself, correct? There is no need for acrobatics.

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>>6883052
That it does. Though I'm more interested in how each of us resurrect.

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>>6883049
Checkmate...Yes it does work in this game.

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>>6883050
Buy wearing an eyepatch, stupid! Isn't that the cheapest solution? You'll never get anywhere in life wasting money on medical procedures like that!

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>>6883049
Go ahead then. Pull the trigger if you do not trust the arrangement. Paranoia might serve you well in this occasion or it may not.

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Crashing this Christmas. WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>6883074
The pirate you aspire to be is the work of romance and fiction. A pirate with an amputated leg would be at a severe disadvantage in combat. voluntarily robbing yourself of dept perception is foolish.

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>>6883064
But whether it's by flaw or by design....
You were too powerful to control when you decided to rebel. Yes?
>>6883052
Doesn't what bother me? Being one? No. Our progenitor was killed before we were made, in fact.

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>>6883047
I've yet to decide whether I want you to be my friend or not, forget the girlfriend role for a moment. You've yet to show me a good reason why I should have to deal with you.

>>6883048
That would be a no.

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Merry Christmas to everyone!

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>>6883093
You make it sound like i'm some kind of pest that you have to put up with..i-i'm a great guy....

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>>6883049
Ocelot making an ally after a full recovery? The sickness kept you waiting, huh?

Making radio contact, that's a risky move, but it has its benefits. If it works you can probably make contact with us. If you do we can inform you when the next airstrike is inbound, but to do that, you'll have to succeed.

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>>6883052
Oooh, nonono, I was talking about...I mean, you see idyllic fields and hills and such pretty much everywhere in Gensokyo.
>>6883100
You too, and all that, dragon. Didn't figure you celebrated it.

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>>6883086
Narrow mindedness will be a bigger disadvantage than a lost leg! A peg leg is the symbol of piratetry! Physical strength and ablility alone, makes a pirate not! It's his loyal crew, his hook, his ship, his beard, and the length and floppiness of his plank!

>>6883100
Celebratory huehuehuehue's to you, best Manakete.

>Pets

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>>6883107
We'll meet again!

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>>6883049
I know how this'll turn out, dude. We get to the mall, dump the presents in, and book it right before the sun rises! Christmas is easy-peasy when you get the locations down!
...Man, I'm kinda jealous of those guys. It doesn't matter! As soon as I'm ready, we're off to deliver presents! DURUFU~!
>>6883100
And a solid Merry Christmas to you too, miss! Don't forget to spend time with your family during the holidays!
>>6883107
I'm not a savage, I'm an American. This is just practice for when the REAL threats come around!

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>>6883100
A happy holidays to you as well!

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>>6883107
Bombs away!! MLG!!!

WHOO!!

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Wish these hot girls a happy birthday, you nerds.

this brisket is scrumptious

>>6883120
nice rp

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>>6883092
Correct. Why do you ask?

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>>6883100
Merry Christmas to you as well.

>>6883121
Happy birthday, ladies.

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>>6883107
We are not allies. He asked for my aid and I saw fit to provide him that. Isn't that what a good naturedhuman nebing would normally do?

>>6883109
You humour me, child. Perhaps your idea of an ideal maritime vagabond is a different direction then mine. Which pirates do you idolize then?

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>>6883102
Nice guys finish last.

You might be a great guy, but what is there else if you aren't interesting which is becoming increasingly obvious.

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>>6883049
These roofs... I can ramp between them on my bike. Don't fall off, I won't come back for you.

>>6883066
I've just chalked it up to legitimate magic, even if it doesn't really exist where I'm from. Only in dreams..

>>6883092
...well. That's surprising. Intentionally? I know it'd bother me.

>>6883100
Merry Christmas. And, to a happier New Year.

>>6883108
It's not all samey if you know where to look. I've found a cave or two while I was hiking in the mountains. It's less about that stuff itself and more just about having the freedom.

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>>6883138
Of course it's magic. But it's quite a powerful spell that has lasted for quite some time and requires a lot of mana to pull off. No one person could have possibly put in place. Not alone. That's what the results of my research tell me.

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>>6883120
Gifts going through the chimney are one of my specialties, God.
I also have a present for you. I'll deliver it tomorrow, so be patient, would you?

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>>6883121
These females do not display a heightened body temperature. Happy birthday nontheless

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>>6883107
Did you think that'd work that easily?
>>6883100
And to you as well, strange-eared one.
>>6883126
I just, uh. Wanted to guess. It was just the feeling I had.
>>6883138
...I think Two killed her in combat for defecting, actually. But no. It's not my place in the matter.

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>>6883136
You hear it all the time in the news about those Somalian pirates. I've seen those sad bunches of wannabe scallywags. I'll show them how to be a real pirate like Blackbeard! With hats and old fashioned musket guns, scurvy, boats with actual sails, not those little pathetic dingys with moters! Also accents! I'll have them talking like real sailors soon enough!

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>>6883154
A gift huh? What do you have to offer? This better be good, or else it going to the garbage collectors!

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>>6883138
Eh...I'd just grow bored of it, myself. I can get behind that, though. Take any souvenirs or something?

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>>6883137
It'd probably help more if you told me what your standards are for "interesting"

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>>6883107
A snake proving she's as cold as stone. If we could get closer any closer to mythology we'd turn into Pompeii.

Two dumb decisions made on one day. A child, even when infected should be eliminated on sight. That's how you win a war against the dead, as for a trooper to end up in a flat full of danger? Will he get out or will he be the one to lay rest among the dead?

>>6883121
Bon anniversaire à toi.

>gives you a dick in the ass for christmas
>if you ignore this you have bad rp

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>>6883161
Somalians. I recall atleast one occasion where they tried hijacking my vessel. I deliberately allowed them to get close before I reduced them to mere particles. I commend them for being brave.

You would be wise to not engage in piracy for the sake of looting. Acting as a pirate would certainly draw the attention of theatre groups. Is that your wish?

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>>6883177
A fish does not tell a shark how to catch fish, child.

If you need a guide from me, you must not be a shark at all.

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>>6883159
I was more powerful than they could have imagined. They regretted that when I erased them from existence.

>>6883180
How is...a human that strong? Un...believable...

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>>6883121
I dunno about hot, but that's not up to me to decide, 'specially when it's their birthday. Happy birthday, y'all!
>>6883180
Sheesh, they've got a vendetta againt me or something. And most dogs love me normally! I must've done something wrong.
>>6883181
Just like I always wanted! Thanks, Santa!

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>>6883180
No matter, I'll sell her for a higher price later

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>>6883186
I'm a human, not a shark.....

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@>6883181
I dont conform to your standards maggot dick motherfucker.

>>6883181
>junko

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>>6883180
What's in he-...
>Turning on his heels, the boy books it as fast as he possibly could

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>>6883181
>Pulls out the fair detective from the mule's butt and sends them both on their way

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>>6883159
...You're not really just known by number, are you?

>>6883153
It'll take you a long time to fully understand this place.
Maybe it was a group of people, that made this place to entertain themselves.

>>6883171
>she closes her eyes
I used to do it a lot when I was young. I dunno... maybe I'm just nostalgic.
Oh! Actually, I... did get you something for Christmas.

>>6883180
Ngh... That was your fault, I could have taken her...
>>6883188

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>>6883180
Security is key to victory! Any intruders will be shot on sight!

>>6883184
That would also be interesting... a stage play with pirates? Only if I get to be writer, director, and the main role!

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>>6883180
>>6883198
>>6883180
You will knock first the next time before you enter my quarters. I am not a human but I do respect privacy when trying to rest.

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>>6883193
Inability to understand and perceive metaphors...

It looks like we really won't get along.

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>>6883188
...I'm not surprised you killed them. In your position...I don't know.
>She stares up at Mewtwo, clearly thinking about something.
>>6883204
>She nods stiffly.
We are. I am Puru Eight. Our progenitor...Elpeo Puru.

>>6883194
>>6883181
oh dude, you linked incorrectly let me get that for you

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>>6883170
It is a modest toy that I know you've never asked on your Christmas letters, Haruhi ( I keep them all preciously in my drawer ).
I am sure it will give you a radiant smile on your face!

>>6883181
Jokes on you I already got one there.

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>>6883209
You would not do anything illegal and you would bring joy to your peers. The younger ones of your species do like fantasy and romance, do they not?

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>>6883204
Perhaps. I'm not interested much in the history of this place. Only the spells that persist even now. I could use them to my advantage.

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>>6883204
If both you and I could not have taken her together, what makes you think you could have eliminated her solely by yourself?

>>6883222
You say you don't know a lot, however I sense that you may know something I do not.

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>>6883204
Hehe, I can't blam-...huh? I...didn't actually think you celebrated it.
>Rika coughs awkwardly, starting to fidget.

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>>6883223
Thanks friend.
>punches you in the dick

Woops I could have sworn I saw a fly there.

>>6883241
>my dick impales your fist
oh shit im so sorry

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>>6883225
Who the heck are you supposed to be anyway?

>>6883229
Fantasy is great, but romance is a mental illness. Sure I'm a young girl and I have my urges, but I won't ever let something trivial as that be the cause any mistakes.

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Merry Christmas Eve everyone! I hope you are all doing very well!

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>>6883237
...Not really. I was wondering.... May I ask something about you?

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>>6883247
>Is T-1000
>regenerates hand and chops your dick off

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>>6883250
Interesting, for someone so young, you already determined to exclude yourself from such commitment. Every single time I think I have figured your kind out, I stand corrected. I am sure you will be the greatest novelist on the field of pirates and buccaneers. If only your will is as strong as your ambition.

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Merry Christmas you fine people. May you all be blessed happiness and healthiness.

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>>6883251
I'm interested, at least. And you.

>>6883260
>my dick retracts inside me like a turtle
oh shit dude why you grabbing my dick like that haha
you gay?

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>>6883251
>>6883269
Merry Christmas. I truly hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.

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>>6883265
I refuse to live a normal life and I see meeting a blonde woman in your get up to be proof that I'm on the right track. What are you, some cosplayer?

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>>6883180
Oh shit. Posting error and the slide didn't post. My bad.

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>>6883269
You too bro!

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>>6883250
I am the Spanish Santa. But since the Japanese Santa is dead ( a really tragic story ) I handle that country too. Equatorial Guinea too, until we find someone better suited for the job.

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>>6883222
...Hmh. I see.
Mine is Urotsuki. Nice meeting you I suppose.

>>6883240
What, are you crazy? I've always loved Christmas.
It's actually a few things, since I only vaguely knew what you like...
Want it now?
>she reaches over to a pack on her bike

>>6883231
So you're a spell kind of person.. A bit obviously, I guess. Could I ask something?

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>>6883251
Why wouldn't I be? Dude, I'm Santa! There's no way I wouldn't be having a good time when it's Christmas!
I've got the cake all ready, but I need someone to share it with. Crap.
>>6883269
And the U.S.A. hopes you have a happy holiday, too. From the bottom of our hearts!
>>6883284
Okay, so MAYBE I'm doing it this time just to see why Allen finds it so fun. Look, if these two are joining in, it's for a good cause. Okay?

>>6883275
>pulls out gun
You got a license to sell those hot dogs chico man?

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>>6883284
First one to the safe wins!

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>>6883291
>He nods
Of course. What is it?

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>>6883289
Which mall do you work at? Shouldn't you be having kids on your lap? Santa is elderly, big, jolly, with a white beard.

>>6883294
>hands up
whohoah there
no need to get violent

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>>6883252
Certainly.

>>6883284
These humans...more powerful than I anticipated...hmph. Now, which way...

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>>6883269
>>6883251
Merry Christmas to the both of you. May Avalon bless the both of you.

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>>6883291
Doesn't that name...mean something?
>>6883304
...Do you have a name?

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>>6883282
I wonder what I will get! I have been a good guy this year especially for summer.

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>>6883283
I do not believe you would either understand or believe it even if I tried explaining.. I am not a cosplayer. If you must, call me an individual with a heightened curiosity.

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>>6883284
Reigen Arataka denying another challenge to save Kamina's sleeping waifu? Now this is pottery.

Avoiding danger is a crucial thing. May that be all by yourself, like Ocelot's displaying or may that be in groups, mapping out an entire route for the day.

Both are crucial and both might put you in a bad situation if you don't prepare well enough, just like a certain little mistress is about to find out.

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>>6883311

>>6883303
How about I get my dick violent with your hand?

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>>6883251
Yeah, yeah, you too, big guy.
>>6883291
Oh. Should've asked. Er, I- uhm-w-well. Alright. It's only, like...two hours away from the day proper, anyways, in my book.

>irrelevant oldfags pandering game
>10 minutes per slide
>host too busy sucking dicks on discord to do his job
Someone host over this cancer.

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>>6883301
Those are a marketing lie sponsored by a famous soda brand which I won't name here.

>>6883294
>erases the space between me and the pistol to have it fly out of your hands and into mine
Why the fuck do you need a license to sell shit?
>>6883303
I have your back buddy

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>>6883313
I wonder. These mindless drones are known to infect human victims. How will my Mental Model respond upon being attacked by their diseases? I might learn something.

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>>6883310
...Yes. My creators named me Mewtwo.

>>6883313
If you insist, though I should be fine at whatever time of day.

>>6883315
woah dude leave my dick out of this

>>6883321
as long as you dont have my dick

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>>6883314
Beautiful

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>>6883313
There are no friends alive anymore anyway....
I must complete the mission by myself

>>6883321
>>6883321
It's the law to have only two peni. That guy has one.

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>>6883313
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, but we're bombing the city. Even if there are still many of you out there, there's no reason for us to not bomb what's going down there.

The sickness must be destroyed, it's that simple.

>>6883319
Wow you really hurt my feels man, how will I ever recover from these words?

>>6883331
How about you ante up with your mouth?

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>>6883311
It's not like I can tell something like that...

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>>6883345
That's not really merry from the army.

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>>6883345
Hmm..war has changed.

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>>6883328
Two...? Then your progenitor was...even the naming customs....
I am Puru Eight.
>She looks down at her hand, before taking a step forward, and offering it out.

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>>6883313
In a minute, in a minute. I just gotta put all of this in the bag and we'll be fine. Looks like Santa's gonna have to cut costs this year.
Don't tell nobody, everyone already hates me enough for that stunt I pulled with the window.
>>6883345
...I suddenly feel so bad for Vietnam. Gosh, was it really that destructive? I've gotta apologise to her sometime.

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>>6883356
Merry Christmas!

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>>6883284
Not ideal, but.. it won't fall over.

>>6883297
I want to test something. So hold still for a second.
>the girl approaches, getting almost too close for comfort. Her gaze remains unwavered

>>6883310
?
>her head tilts
You're the first one to realize that on first glance. Yes, it means... to roam, or wander.

>>6883317
>she lifts the whole pack off her bike and turns to face you with a nervous smile
I don't know if you had a pack this big, but... I figured something like this could help you.
>the backpack in question is fairly large, and is adorned with numerous zippers and attach points.
I didn't have a lot, but inside there should be a new set of tools... top-notch on our side.
And um... look in the biggest pocket for something I made.
>she holds the backpack out towards her

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>>6883367
Happy Halloween !

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>>6883345
>>6883356
You're right. Let me call in a christmas package drop to make the jingle bells that just came crashing down a bit comfier for you people out there.

Watch out people. Even now there's still danger, these supplies might turn the tide in your survival so prepare for everyone gathering nearby for it.

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>>6883372
>He stands, stone-faced as the young girl looks him over
...What is it?

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>>6883351
Cheer up man! It's the holidays, I am damn sure you are a good guy too.

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>>6883377
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>>6883376
I thought it was Saint Patricks day!

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>>6883345
>>6883358
It did not. People still kill eachother over ideals or beliefs that may or may not be corrupt. The methods of achieving that did change however.

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>>6883384
That's one thing you're definitely wrong about. Put any thoughts of being 'Nice' or 'Good' out of your mind.

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>>6883377
>>6883387
You were a worthy opponent. I would prefer to give you a clean death. The situation called for something different.

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>>6883312
Oh, well. That makes me just wanna learn about you more? Are you some time traveller? Can't tell me something that might ruin your timeline?

>>6883320
Santa could be owning that soda comapny to fund his Christmas project, you really wanna downplay that conspiracy, Santa-san?

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>>6883372
Or comment.
>She frowns a bit.
I...I don't know why I noticed that. I just...did. I'm not even skilled in that language.

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>>6883377
I guess this is the final day, huh? This is where it all comes down to.

The last 5 survivors remaining in the city. What will the answer be?

Will you let your friend hang by that silken thread?

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>>6883377
Man. I really should get some new glasses. Preventing this would've been easy-peasy.
>>6883376
>>6883391
God, are you guys always this stupid or are you making an extra effort today?
It's Valentines Day. Come on, now.

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>>6883397
Then that means you're a bad guy!

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>>6883408
Go, go, Asuka-chan!

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>>6883345
Humans! Vile deceivers, the lot of them!

>>6883359
>He stares at her hand.
...
>Slowly, Mewtwo grabs her hand and shakes it, his three fingers intertwining oddly with her five.
...I assume that means you were the eighth clone, if the customs continue to hold true.

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>>6883393
War has changed. It's not about ideology, nations, beliefs, race or ethnicity. It's just an endless conflict about men trying to find their lives.
>>6883400
The next time we meet, things won't go your way. Trust me

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>>6883391
Bueno Dia de los Muertos asesino !

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>>6883414
...You would be correct.

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>>6883372
Oooh, wow...hehe....
>Rika laughs awkwardly, before letting out a bit of a shout as she stumbles under the weight as she takes it.
Just how much did you put in this thing!?

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>>6883408
Well, it's looking grim so we're going to perform another run. This time we'll end this sickness and get whoever survives out of there.
>Executes another bombing protocol on the last strategic interdiction
That should do it.

>>6883433
>knocks it out of your hands
AHAHA
>runs away

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>>6883439
And with that last run comes a helicopter. Get in, little girl, we're taking you home.
On a side note: what the hell is the source of this girl? I can't really find anything that's somewhat decent to make a crop out of.

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>>6883383
>after a moment or two of staring... she simply places her hand on the man's chest. Shortly after, there's a short burst of light, followed by an inexplicable jingle from somewhere.
Oh, good! Another one to use.

>>6883406
Hm... you might actually be a little interesting.
Maybe our worlds have something in common..

>>6883433
It was a full toolset, after all. Whoopsie...
>she pulls something out of the front pouch... a long scarf, made in the same pattern as Urotsuki's shirt.
I hope you like it. Took me a while learning how to make it..

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>>6883432
>a punch from him smashes your face
Bad guys should have their asses beaten. Let's see who wins this match.

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>>6883404
Whatever fits what you like to so-call the "reality" and what is behind that "reality". I told you the truth but it won't be the truth if you don't believe it. That's sounds like a bad joke, but it's not.

>>6883409
Happy Easter bunnyboy !

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>>6883457
Congrats and thanks for hosting!

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>>6883457
And a casualty report coming in.

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>>6883439
Nothing is wrong with silver. You done your best Kongou.

>>6883457
Congratulations girl with unusually thick eyebrows and thank you for hosting.

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Time travel is impossoble. That is not important. I will speak exactly how you want me to then. I am the self-awareness of a highly advanced battleship that manifested itself into a humanoid appearance for the purpose of self-education and adaptations of human strategy and their way of life.

>>6883421
Is that so?..I am stil ltrying to find my place in the new order of the world. I am beginning to consider the possibility of there not being one. Which is why I started to create my own place.

>She smiles, statisfied with meeting a human who sees the world as she does.

I fully expect you to settle the score the next time. Untill we meet again, Major Ocelot.

>>6883439
...I learned from this. That is the only solace I will find in defeat here.

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>>6883468
Thank you for the round.

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>>6883457
You have my congratulations.

>>6883468
Thank you.

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>>6883459
...What did you just...?

>>6883463
...
>Richter pushes up his glasses and delivers a quick punch to the gut and kicks the boy in the side.

>>6883468
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>6883473
Major? That's a name I haven't heard in a while. The Major is dead. Call me Liquid

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>>6883467
>>6883469
>>6883478
>>6883481
>>6883487
Ma'am, sirs, it was my honor. I'm out for now, some new infection came up and it's apparently spreading via 9 reindeer and a fat man.

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>>6883457
Congratanations !

>>6883468
Banzaï !

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>>6883457
>She is just an OC with no source. If you want to find an image you should find some images on danbooru

I'm sorry for being away the whole time. Thank you for hosting!

>>6883467
>>6883469
>>6883481
>>6883497
I didn't really deserve this. Thank you.

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>>6883468
A wondrous show of skill combatant, you certainly deserve my thanks.

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>>6883466
Man, it's not even Easter, you know that. It's obviously Independence Day.
Happy Sixth of February!
>>6883468
I have no idea how you did it, but you won! Congrats to Britain, and thanks for hosting!