Clop Dump |
Image Dumps:
>Imgur
http://imgur.com/a/1JOBl
http://imgur.com/a/fD4Ej
http://imgur.com/a/Q2NBI
http://imgur.com/a/jhBCw
http://imgur.com/a/WdSWV
http://imgur.com/a/AWw0g
http://imgur.com/a/ZWXAI
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0OPrZN3lV5LakxwRWYtT0UwcXc
>BitTorrentSync
BTBWMYIB7XFIENTJHH4N7E7QZH2N4TUFH
>Torrent
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:jasl6qqcmr4yzyctpglauszz3halzw65
Make a post in the thread if you need help from seeders.
>Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vsomwncpb4tnyqg/cWavu6PXqg
>Mega
https://mega.co.nz/#F!nUQECAbR!3QLOhE4kquihUmImSsBAAg
https://mega.co.nz/#!OkcnDYSb!7WcagfBHExEbHUrRfB9JwFW5ACh1-xvbPE89vWYk5nA
https://mega.nz/#!uoNmEKbD!rzbIS4GR5WZww3j9CvOb4n_jjaEdxQdKKYwsEfdVuQ8
https://mega.nz/#!QlYWWBTI!J8VQ6sgi1Q6MK9F6-c1_WQorOLWqQB0kHSS3B7rim4k
>Pony image-boorus
https://derpibooru.org/
https://pbooru.com/
Sauce note: Before asking for a source, check the file name.
99% of the time a file name that starts with a combination of six or seven numbers is a derpibooru post number.
In which case all you have to do is add the post number to the end of the https://derpibooru.org/ URL
>Paid/Patreon-exclusive content:
http://club-flank.com/
http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/
https://yiff.party/
Previous Thread: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6832115
there is not enough gleaming shield
>>6881904
Fresh Gleam
I would pay double the usual cost (60 bucks) if the based Japanese made one of these with a canal big enough for a 6.5 inch dick to go balls deep in plus a horse pussy exterior
>yfw they put pic rel on the packaging
>>6881965
Why don't you get a Bad Dragon one? Mary is pretty good.
>>6882616
because onaholes beat the shit out of whatever material fleshlights and bad dragons are made out of
>>6882653
Platinum Silicone is what Bad Dragon uses. Pretty top shelf stuff. Genuine question, why are those better?
>>6882694
silicone is shit for holes
they are better because these things go for maximum over drive realism and the material is so fucking soft its like fingering silk when you warm and lube it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH6C9YhzVGg
if you get one get the soft version, not the regular
also normally the eternal onahole thread is up on /jp/ but its not right now for some reason
>>6882694
also all this is from someone who had like 7 total fleshlights and one sugar star bad dragon before getting into onaholes
fleshlights are nice but its like room temperature cheese only little ceasers vs some fresh hot local italian restaurant pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and parmesan cheese with calzone and soda
the sugar star's material literally feels like shit, hard, rough, abrasive, and it was so tight that it literally squeezed the blood out of my dick until it was limp and numb
0/10 total waste of money
Sunbutt please? I'm alone this Christmas.
>>6882892
You are never alone when you're with Christ.
>>6883235
Or that ass.
>>6883235
Now in in animated form!
GIF link: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/12/21/1322303__explicit_nudity_clothes_princess+luna_princess+celestia_animated_meme_looking+at+you_anus_vulva.gif
Merry Christmas
Does anyone have the premium Clop for a Cause 2 that was released on the 23rd?
>>6882892
4u
>>6882892
murr chrimus
I have more Celestia pics than I remembered.
>>6884011
Luna please? Prefer pone, but anything goes. Haven't fapped in a day or so. Which is longer than I usually go. Would like to have a good one on Christmas Eve.
Bonus points for the following included in the pics:
>Christmas/festive elements
>wet pussy
>anatomically correct
>lingerie
>incests
>>6884067
I'm about to finish dumping my Celestia folder, once I'm done, I'll start with Luna.
>>6884094
Sounds great.
>>6882818
Like Hi-Point vs Sig Sauer?
>>6884067
>>6884193
idk
>>6884460
Animated version
>>6884232
I'm talking guns, anon.
>greetings from /k/: a magical place
I have more pics, but they're way over the file limit.
I'll resize them and post them before going to sleep.
More of Celestia's and Luna's frogs
Don't leak these guys, I gotta good thing going with dim, she'll upload these to derpi and such sometime soon
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nmz5okqaiykelv4/AAD7U2vcnvztCbhHCydXesjEa?dl=0
Can't die this soon
Is there art of Rarity's mom getting ass worshipped through her pants? Call Shadman that shit is hot
>>6890118
バカ
>>6884193
it's like a old shitty tarus vs a usp 45
>>6891466
so is the lilith toy any good? if so, what firmness is the best, anyways?
I want to torture a night guard by over stimulating her clit for hours on end until she is nothing but a blithering mess twitching in a puddle of her own sexual fluids.
>>6884110
lmao Spike knows what's up
no pony drawthread so might as well post it here because I'm a shit.
How many diamond dogs does it take to fill the princesses needs of knotted dick?
>>6895798
I want to suck a pony so hard feathers come out.
>>6891826
Posting the others.
>>6891826
>>6881823
I think you might want to know this take a look at this thread >>6893119
>>6895594
Who's this OC?
>>6897326
She's canon, from Just for Sidekicks
>>6897343
What's this OC's name? I'd like to write a green of her.
>>6897237
Nobody cares.
>>6897368
>>6897368
happened today mate
>>6897348
She's a cutie.
And a hottie.
>>6897432
she's under age
>>6897432
>>6897441
>>6897438
Here she is a bit aged up.
>>6885324
>frogs
Is this another term for asses or what?
>>6897447
>>6897382
>>6897399
dubs, trips? They mean nothing. In the end, it'll all be dust.
Abandon your false numbers, and post Glimmer.
Forced meme shilling is a pointless action.
>>6897459
The bottom of hooves are called frogs.
>>6897459
I believe it refers to the underside of the hoof.
>>6897470
>>6890264
>USP .45
Careful anon my dick can only get so hard. Between these hot pones and the thought of a USP I might lose it. That shit is the smoothest shit ever. Want a USP so bad. Too expensive sadly
>>6897477
>>6897494
>>6897505
>>6897509
>>6897520
At least it's not floortiles, m8
>>6897453
Gosh what a cutie pie
>>6897529
>>6897537
>>6897543
>>6897575
>>6897607
>>6897529
True. That screencap is fucking gold though.
Also nice Gingersnap dump. Anatomically correct would be appreciated. If you run out other foalcon welcome. I've had a hankering for some Sweetie Belle.
>>6897623
>>6897629
This finishes my Ginger Snap cache. I'll dump what Sweetie Belle I have.
>>6897679
Huh...
I have less Sweetie Belle than I though.
I'll see if I can get mrore and I'll be back in a day or two.
>>6897785
I got some Sweetie Peeties
NYAAAAA
.
>>6883764
>>2000000
Praise it
>>6882818
what a weak fucking erection, need some Viagra you limp dick quivering pussy?
Merry Christmas gent!
Post all your good pinkie pie!
My new girlfriend acts like her so I imagine she's her when I see ponka.
>>6898837
you know what, im sorry i said that. and on Christmas no less, i tend to get angy around the holidays
>>6898778
I got that get
>>6897343
>>6900484
Is it still bestiality if it's with a horse?
Clopero just delivered the deluxe edition
http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/2016/12/image-pack-clop-for-cause-2.html
and this on I wasn't even aware of
http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/2016/12/image-pack-clop-under-mistletoe.html
>>6898839
Merry after Chrisfmas anon.
Late delivery but here's some great Pink. https://e621.net/post?tags=pinkie_pie+anatomically_correct
>>6883235
>Is here posting porn instead of praying
Fag
Roulette clop choice pic go!
>>6919208
>sexist
>women are our equals
>they arent lying cheating cunts who will throw you to the curb the moment you appear weak or hesistant or show any indication that you aren't a socially competent sexually experienced guy
>if you fake those things and they buy it then you are an evil manipulative bastard
Fucking SJW faggot, you're the cuck here
>muh individuals
Individual my ass
These cunts read like NPC character charts, you can even break it down based on race and age
>>6918272
>>6918641
>>6918744
>>6918887
>>6918930
>>6918958
>>6918992
>>6919067
>>6919106
>>6919234
t.sexist virgin neckbeard
who hurt you? was it your mommy?
didn't make you chicken tendies?
>>6918626
>>6918702
>>6918861
>>6918873
>>6918910
>>6918917
>>6918926
>>6918952
>>6918968
>>6919022
>>6919086
>>6919208
why respond to obvious bait?
it's just retarded.
>>6919251
>talking about how pinkie is the kind of girl whos clearly as slutty as it gets and how you could probably pull off sex with her at a party
>acknowledge she probably wont want anything to do with you beyond that (unless you pull some mental strings)
>guy shit posts talking as if its our fault and we deserve it
>explain how its actually the girl at fault and how to avoid being dumped by her
>people rage and spam SJW lines
Its like you people have never been to college
>>6919286
>>6919234
>It's like you've never talked to a woman!
Seriously, you're an uneducated retard who has probably never had a job or left their mothers basement.
Humans, male or female, are equals. Just because you got cucked in one relationship doesn't make all women "crazed cunts". Not to mention Pinkie is nothing like that in the actual show. You've never been to an actual college, I can tell.
>>6919286
>talking about how pinkie is the kind of girl whos clearly as slutty as it gets and how you could probably pull off sex with her at a party
not accurate to pokas personality.
>acknowledge she probably wont want anything to do with you beyond that (unless you pull some mental strings)
see above
>guy shit posts talking as if its our fault and we deserve it
no
>explain how its actually the girl at fault and how to avoid being dumped by her
sexist comments mate.
>people rage and spam SJW lines
no, they are the correct people who actually know how humans work.
>>6919351
>probably never had a job or left their mothers basement.
>implying
>they are equals
>implying women are not objectively more prone to making decisions based off of fleeting in the moment emotions rather than anything else
>implying most of the time these emotions make sense
>never been to college
Do you even know what chiefing is? Kicking back? Do you even get lit? Do you know how to talk your way through a doorman at a non frat party (good luck at a frat one unless you know the guys or have 10 hot chicks with you)
Do you even know how to lick your hand before getting an X on it so you can quickly wipe it off to get drinks to feed to girls?
>>6919395
They would never show any of this on the show but we can infer given how she acts that in the real world she'd probably be extremely promiscuous
Plenty of girls like that don't want to have sex with you beyond the party
>no
yes >>6918744
>sexist
>muh sexism
So acknowledging that if a girl perceives you as putting more effort into winning her over than she is into you will result in her running off = sexism?
Recognizing that girls are open to sex with guys they barely know but only if that guy is attractive (clothes, hair, not fat) and if he exudes sexual aggressiveness combined with a unique interest in her (that's how she sees it) compared to most other guys (hey bby u tryna smash) = sexism?
Deep diving is literally a concept that says that the more you know about a girl, the more she is attracted to you, even though it makes 0 sense, that's how their minds work
"And as far as building connections and boosting attraction goes, screening does its job really well. Screening works, hands down.
But the explanations for why it works always seemed a little clunky to me.
"Screen a girl to show her you have standards. Then, qualify her to show you approve of her and get her viewing you as higher value and an authority figure."
That felt a little... misunderstood to me.
Once I started putting together the framework of connection building that became deep diving though, things started to click better and make more sense.
I realized that people became comfortable with other people and let their guards down the more connected to someone else they felt. And as they became comfortable and as their guards went down, they allowed themselves to become attracted.
Actually, that last part's a concept I owe to my old business partner, MNX. He first introduced me to the idea that a lot of women are controlling themselves and preventing themselves from feeling attraction.
They're putting the dampener on their feelings for men.
And as I learned more and more about connection building, I began to realize why:"
>>6919616
"It's because most men don't make women feel comfortable, connected, and understood.
And people don't open themselves up to people they don't feel comfortable, connected, and understood with. They keep their defenses up, raise the bridge over the moat, and plop archers into their towers. They stay at the ready to defend against attacks.
But when you build a connection with them – when you make them feel comfortable and understood – those defenses come down. The bridge gets lowered and the archers head to the cantina for a pint of ale.
So, building connections helps people to lower their defenses and really feel around you.
And what's one of the key tenets of building solid connections with people? Helping them to feel like you know them better. By finding out more and deeper and broader things about women, you enable them to connect to you more thoroughly.
And by enabling women to connect to you more thoroughly, you enable them to allow themselves to feel attraction.
What I realized was that screening worked not because it "shows women you have standards," but because it helps women to CONNECT to you! It helps them to help you know more and more about them, and thus they begin to feel increasingly comfortable, connected, and understood – and, thus, they put their guards down and allow themselves to let their mounting attraction for you run free.
This is also why women you don't screen properly go into auto-rejection and leave; they start feeling like you aren't getting to know them and don't care to, and eventually the conversation feels to uncomfortable for them to remain in and they make their exits.
Screening works because it helps women feel connected, which frees them to feel attracted."
>muh sexism
You only bitch about that when you realize that the guy in question doesn't actually give a shit about any of this and only wants to fuck her
And yet if he doesn't SEEM like he cares he won't get to
So basically your just assmad that some guys honestly just don't give a shit about the girls as people and just want to stick their dicks in them
>>6919648
>>6919634
>>6919286
>>6919234
>>6919067
>>6918992
>>6918887
>>6918744
>>6918641
>>6919616
>>6919493
Wew! This isn't your average virgin neckbeard autism.....it's Chris-Chan levels of autism. It's so horrendously braindead that it is terminal to any and all anons exposed to it.
Jesus Christ on a tricycle, get help.
>>6919705
Make a response that isn't a meme or you automatically lose
>>6919717
Your entire shitpost barrage is not indicative to the reality of which we reside because women are our equals, no matter what you tell yourself or personally believe. No one with half a brain would ever buy into your entire paragraphs of misleading information about women or what it takes to have an actual relationship with them. Furthermore, actually buying into the belief of being superior to anyone is laughable in itself, and really points to how you don't have any real life experience with humanity as a whole, or even women on an individual level. Your many posts about what your personal bias and belief do not match up to what is actually shown in the real world. Through and through, it's very sad and pathetic. For your sake, and for any women who actually manage to get into a serious relationship with you, I hope you mature to the point where you can actually perceive how asinine your previous thoughts, statements and beliefs are. Good day.
>>6919925
>"I found a website, so it must be true!"
You can literally find websites with scientists with "evidence" of the earth being flat.
Your "sauce" is not a valid or accurate one.
Good day.
>>6919925
dude, he won, you lost.
go away or shut up and post pony porn.
>>6919946
"Women are more attracted to you if you make them feel a connection to you by appearing to take an interest in them beyond the standard small talk such as where they are from or what their major is"
>no lolol your so full of shit that isnt sauce
fucking autist
>>6919962
You will never get pussy if you don't wake the fuck up
>>6919946
You do have a point. You can't believe everything you find on the internet.
It has a lot of inaccurate statements, I mean would any of you buy into there being no such thing as gravity if a website told you or that one race/sex is superior to another? Smart people would not buy into it.
>>6920007
>>6920014
>>6920022
Starting to suspect same faggotry
>>6920000
already get pussy. getting some tonight as well. she's actually into ponies as well.
aslo
>wasted quads.
to anyone el
>>6920046
>>6920048
>>6920052
>>6920056
>>6920038
Nope
Try again babycakes.
>>6897358
Velvet Pastry according to derpibooru
>>6920084
>the (you) is missing
looks like a botched paint edit
>sexist neet bfo again
0 self awareness
Writing paragraphs of well laid out information and then going
>lolol sexist neet loser
>no ur wrong we are equals
>obviously no experience
>good day
=/= proving shit
>>6920128
post porn or fuck off.
>>6920128
pron or go and stay go
>>6920193
>>6920128
porn.
>>6920175
>what is being a white knight faggot cuck
>what is being irrelevant if samefag or not because if not that confirms being a whitek night faggot cuck
>what is quotation marks to identify copy and pasted text vs lack of marks to identify original text
>what is the copy and pasted text actually making sense if you read it
>I won
Nope faggot
You're the kind of guy that would try to cock block a guy at a party if he's trying to get with a girl who's had jungle juice
A fucking beta cuck numale feminist faggot
Kill yourself
>>6920312
post porn or fornicate yourself to another location.
>>6920312
Nah, you know nothing, neet sissy bitch.
you've never seen tits in real life, don't even argue.
>Kill yourself
telling me to kill myself only proves that your an omega sissy cuck who guzzles bull cum.
have fun.
>>6920402
porn or go
>>6920408
>never seen tits
>implying
I bet you've never seen 4 girls grinding and making out with eachother while standing on top of a kitchen counter top while getting grinded on by a bitch and high fiving another dude getting the same
>omega
Yeah the beta cuck numale faggot just parrots you when you tell him what he is
>>6920429
No bitch
>>6920494
go
or
porn
you both look like cucks if you don't.
>>6920494
>I bet you've never seen 4 girls grinding and making out with eachother while standing on top of a kitchen counter top while getting grinded on by a bitch and high fiving another dude getting the same
You never saw any of that, except maybe in a porno. Go be pathetic omega sissy elsewhere.
>>6920845
Nah, he's the only cuck here.
>>6920845
>>6920873
>>6920990
The amount of time you people spend doing nothing but posting in this general is clouding your minds
I'm out, the knowledge is there, read it if you want to know the truth or you can just give up and consign yourself to fapping to porn forever
Soon the next semester will start and I'll have way less time for the internet anways
>>6921008
Yep, edgy 14 year old. Got it.
Word of the wise: Don't try so hard. You can smell it from a mile away.
>>6921008
>>6920065
Nice
>>6922111
Right hand looks like it belongs to a monkey
Can you post more glimmy shimmy?
I don't have much of her.
>>6923998
What do you like anon? I could try to post some. I'd just be pulling them off e621 and uploading here.
>>6881965
>>yfw they put pic rel on the packaging
Holy fook Anon please find the source of that box pic.
>>6925232
Its in the thread, he posted a dropbox link
>>6926147
Thanks.
I love ponuts
>>6919979
>tfw no milfpone gf
>>6930432
>>6930432
>>6931251
Noice.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/7598639
>>6933542
yeah well that's just like your opinion, man
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown.if trips mods ban ponies
I have to attend a wedding and am nervous as hell, post some rainbow dash please.
>>6938875
Gimmie the PEE!!!
>dat kicking leg
>>6939571
PEEPEE TIME
>>6933542
What exactly is this? You better not be chanting some Daedric language to summon Molag Bal.
>>6939854
▲
▲ ▲
Hello
mortals
I
Am
your
god
now
Bring Me Your
Poni Virgins
>>6940197
pls go away
>>6940379
Wouldn't stretching your foreskin over a pony figure hurt?
>>6940379
Thanks vacio
>>6937063
nice
>>6932974
Pretty good. Needs Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle though. Also maybe Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon. Celestia, Luna and Cadence too. God, so many mares I want to fuck.