HG Thread
>The psychic didn't see that one coming!
Santalfred can't see shit in general, apparently.
>How hard is it to poison a lemon?
>>6881439
Run coward.
>>6881419
You're fucking with me. There's no way you're in your twenties. Forties at the least.
>>6881439
The glasses're actually just for show. I can't see anything with these on. Who did I shoot at, and who did I hit--
'Mmkay, this is a bad situation. I'm blaming it on the glasses.
>>6881457
Miss Anarchy I am not joking in the slightest.
>The first night is mostly calm, with only one violent death.
Honestly, I don't think Simonkin's nose was ever right.
>>6881439
>>6881455
I WON'T LET YOU STEAL MY CHRISTMAS HAT.
GO BUY YOURSELF ONE AND BUZZ OFF.
>>6881455
>>6881475
Well shit. In that case, I'm actually impressed. I didn't think it was possible to age this badly, props to you.
>>6881478
beetrooting for semen demon komaru
Holy shit, that lemon's the fastest shot in the wild west!
>Devilish Pepe is no slouch either, taking out one of the biggest threats with no issue. Pratty, meanwhile-
Pratty's a fucking moron. Moving on.
>>6881498
I did not say stop, now run!
>>6881502
What in hell?
>>6881505
Considering your frame you will age even worse.
>>6881510
It is not wise to root for demons, boy.
>>6881525
They're so pretty!
>>6881525
I've never really played an instrument before...I suppose now is as good of a time as ever.
>>6881531
It's ok when it's a succubus (female)
Another boring as shit night.
>Komaru is the only one up to nefarious deeds, though she proves successful.
What's with all the fucking people partying with Mexicans?
>You don't think it's Ray, do you?
It's probably Ray.
>>6881536
Just like you~
>I'm tired so I might have to call it a night. Goodnight hg
>>6881557
It's nice that we can put our past behind us and work together!
>>6881558
Thanks, I guess. I'm a man, so I should be called handsome instead.
>>6881567
>kissu night
>>6881557
I don't trust this group, but I'll just keep partying anyway. I'm always the one to keep the party interesting, after all!
>>6881567
G'night, fella.
>>6881567
Night!
>>6881531
Are you kidding? I'm in my twenties and I don't look anywhere near as shit as you do.
You seriously need to start taking care of yourself.
Never thought I'd say this, but thank fuckin' God for Pepe. Least he's moving the game along.
>Beerus also manages an impressive kill! Hana... Well, she tried. That's something.
More than anyone else is fuckin' trying at least.
>>6881593
Drat! letting an easy target go is possibly the worst thing I could have done!
>>6881587
Merry christmas qt
>>6881593
Looks like it's the end of the escapades for Santalfred. A thrilling saga, especially since it had the hero in it! GG!
>>6881574
>kissu
>>6881581
Morning.
>>6881567
Another one bites the dust from trying to outspeed Seth FREAKIN' Rollins.
Your slumber better be a reminder to never, EVER, defy The Man.
>>6881593
A man of my grandeur deserves the highest sights.
Holy SHIT!
>Jesus Christ!
Hey, remember how the last few games haven't had an arena? Well it sure fucking made up for that!
>There are bodies everywhere!
Feel free to check the death toll, people. Odds are you're on it.
>>6881631
Afternoon, my man. Wo-man. I dunno, not much of a difference. Wassup?
>>6881627
I think I know what this is about. I've read up on Christmas and some of the stuff that happens around time of the year. People put up these weird leaf things and then kiss underneath them. This is what you're doing, right?
>>6881638
And then we hit rock bottom. Splat goes Otto and the two of you.
>when you get on a thread bc you want to interact with an ava but you get ignored by the ava and end up having to talk to other avas you don't really care about.
>>6881641
Ugh. Need some sleep.
>>6881610
It's Christmas? Give me a second, gotta fact check thaaat.
>Stocking pulls out her phone to check the date. It is in fact Christmas
Huh, neato. Merry Christmas to you too, or something.
>Only one death tonight, to offset the massacre that happened yesterday.
Bitches, man. Don't let 'em distract you.
>Mewtwo descends from the sky and lands softly, kicking up a slight bit of dust and dirt.
...Is the human I spoke with earlier present?
>>6881652
Is it me? You can always just walk up to 'em and say "Howdy", Anon.
>>6881654
Sure sounds like it to me. If you're who I think you are, I got the message from New Zealand. I will!
>The feast brings us down to the final five!
Thanks in no small part to Bakugou's brutality and Komaru's stupidity. It's the home stretch, people. Get ready for the showdown.
>>6881664
>They got her nose wrong
DANGOES DON'T EVEN HAVE PROPER NOSES
>>6881638
As I predicted, being at the top of the map the hallucinations couldn't reach me, since the night before I totally foreshadowed an arena event to appear.
Man I'm such a genius.
>>6881678
the december discount freak is my cousin yasmin and aunt patty is my mother
hmm
Stocking's letting her monstrous side out late in the game!
>But will it be enough to net her the win?
>>6881695
Dude, you better watch out. I saw a movie where a guy had a vision of him and a bunch of people dying and avoided it, but then he and his friends all died anyway. Spooky shit.
>>6881678
If only I could know who do you think I am. Well, excuse me, I am going to sleep.
>>6881703
Fuckin' bitch could barely get her fat fingers to ball up in a fist.
Can't say I didn't warn him.
>>6881671
>She clone slowly looks up from where she was seated on the ground.
Despite an early defeat, yes.
...I suppose I should welcome you back.
>>6881701
Tell me more, tell me more. Maybe the similarities aren't too far off from reality.
>>6881705
Come on, I'm not THAT dumb, Belarus. Who else, apart from Brian, talks to me without a face? Go to bed, Bela. Ivan'd be worried.
Nighty-night!
>>6881726
How the shit did they even do that? It's barely there to begin with!
>We've reached the final two! It all ends next slide! Time to see who takes home the dubloons!
Dubloons are pirates, dumbass.
>>6881728
And I, you. Have you any wish to discuss our prior conversation further?
>>6881678
I would actually enjoy getting a sweater.
>>6881739
I'm getting everything I have on Pratty!
>>6881703
It's called a movie for a reason. It's a fiction, nothing more. Pure fake crap.
But rest assured that the beating I'm gonna lay on my opponents is going to be very, very real.
>>6881726
YOU STAGED THIS.
DANGANS RUINING EVERYTHING ONCE AGAIN.
It's over! It's all fucking over!
>Isn't her sister the one with the guns?
>>6881736
My cousin is a smart shopper that knows exactly how to fuck stores over, my mother gets me scratchy but fly af clothes.
I'm the Grinch because lol no money and the fancy pants doesn't exist in real life.
Stocking wins the Western game!
>Congratulations!
And thanks for playing, everyone!
>We'll be seeing you tomorrow for the Christmas Dynamite Games!
>>6881762
And you're telling me this sugar junkie outran all the fat camp rejects to the finish line?
>>6881771
You have my congratulations.
>>6881779
Thank you.
>>6881740
I suppose so.
...I've thought about it. I just can't seem to reach a conclusion.
>>6881771
Congratulations. Thank you.
>>6881739
Even six feet under I still manage to kill off my murderers.
Nobody gets away with assassinating God's Last Gift.
>>6881762
>>6881771
gg semen angel
>>6881771
Of course I do. Thanks for the win.
>>6881762
>>6881771
...Thanks.
>>6881742
If he celebrated Christmas, he'd totally get you one. You know what? Ask him for one sometime, it'd honestly make his day.
>>6881765
I'm jealous, man. It's kinda uncanny, this whole thing, wouldn't you agree? Keep going!
>>6881779
Heyo! Congrats to her, and thanks for everything!
>>6881784
>God's Last Gift
.....You are sliced bread?
>>6881783
That is to be expected with such a dramatic epiphany. It may take you quite a while to figure out what the true answer is. If you want to hear my stance, I shall tell it to you if asked.
>>6881779
I figured I'd let her win a game for once. Consider it a consolation prize for the girl that'll never have a Season 2.
Seth Rollins personally thank you for taking the time to give him an opportunity to show off his superior survival and combat skills.
>>6881802
Wrong. I invented sliced bread. Fact.
>>6881832
>The guy who invented the first loaf breadslicing machine is also from Davenport, Iowa
>>6881813
You have seniority and experience on the matter. I'll hear you out.
>>6881798
I would hate to be rude since he's been nice to me.
>>6881865
Who knows? It might actually be super charming when you get it. Sunflower sweaters look great in the winter, from what I hear.
He's a gentle giant. He'd understand if you didn't like it.
>>6881845
See ? The evidences don't lie.
Everybody knows the greatest human beings
come from Davenport, Iowa.
> lost my shit
>>6881854
I have already told you I was created for experimentation and weaponized after that. That alone is what you may call a "red flag". I had no say in either matter, the former obviously a result of my creators, and the latter the result of the greed of a single human being. They were my authority, and I loathed every second under their jurisdiction. I questioned my existence and my purpose. Now that I am free to do as I please, I still question what purpose I serve; however, I do not have to do it under someone else's command.
>>6881887
Why wouldn't I like it? A gift is a gift no matter what it is. It's the though that counts.
>>6881916
I don't know. Sweaters just aren't usually given as gifts nowadays anymore, but it'd be awesome to see people appreciate what he does.
Oh, I know how to make it even more special! He knits the sweaters all by himself.
>>6881895
>She silently listens to the tale, hands slowly coming to her head.
I never questioned their authority before. I never hated them. It's just how it was, I never thought about it.
...What do you do now, then?
ded?
>>6881999
Just a comfortable silence
First 24. No dupes.
>>6882015
Andrew Wiggins
>>6882015
>>6882015
Puru Eight
>>6882015
Suzumiya Haruhi
Don't worry about that, there's only one of me.
>>6882015
Santa
>>6882015
Senshougahara
>>6882015
Darling-kun
>>6882015
Eggman-kun
>>6881997
You may not hate them as I did mine. They may be fair and just authority, which is why it is your decision and yours alone.
>>6882015
Mewtwo
>>6882015
Kongou
>>6882015
Junko Enoshima
>>6882021
>kissu
>>6882015
Kiwi-chan
>>6882015
Tamaki Suoh
>>6881997
>>6882042
Forgive me for a momentary lapse of memory. Are you inquiring about my life as of this current moment?
>>6882015
Reigen Arataka
>>6882015
Mikazuki Augus
>>6882015
Haru
>>6882046
>Kissmiss kissu
>>6882015
Hyadain
>>6882015
Ghost
>>6882015
Can't Cuck The Tuck Carlson
>>6882061
>>6882042
I was.
Hm. I...don't know if they are or not, for that. I was made to fight. Anything else was besides the point.
>She stands up slowly.
But, at least, they did make me.
>>6882015
lazy bolin
>>6882046
>smacks the 200lb black female shack-dweller with her own pegleg
>>6882086
I wander freely and question. That is about as much as I can summarize.
Have they ever given you the choice to fight or to not fight? Or are you commanded in the singular direction of combat?
>>6882103
*300lb
>>6882103
>is unaffected because memes are weightless
>>6882098
>>6882021
Rhonda
>>6882120
Rwanda
>>6882124
>Flashbacks intensify
>>6882015
COOLPHISTO
>>6882119
>memes harder
>>6882120
Rhodesia
>>6881934
No, sweaters and other types of clothing are really common to give when it's Christmas. Most people give clothing instead of giving other things.
>>6882015
Ringabel
>>6882015
Shalashaska
>>6882015
Yukin
>>6882015
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>6882174
>kissu
>>6882145
No matter how hard you try, it's useless! Add as much as you like, but the sum still comes to zero... Wallow in the despair of your own frustration!
>>6882015
Pan T
>>6882147
I mean, well, yeah, but... I don't see sweaters being given around all too much anymore. It's all about technology instead.
However, it's really heartwarming whenever someone gets a sweater to me. I don't know why, but it is.
>>6882108
...I see.
No. They would send me out when I needed to fight, and when I was done they'd call me back and make me wait until I had to fight again. That was as complex as it ever got.
>>6882182
>>6882188
>sees no reason to continue this god awful meme arrpee
>shuts down the laptop because it's 2 in the morning
>wishes everyone a merry christmas
>>6882215
is that a dick
>>6882217
don't kys Bolin
>>6882202
>Mewtwo rests his hand on his chin and taps his cheek(?) with one finger.
So what you are saying is that you are utilized for one purpose only and have next to no free will while under their command, correct?
>>6882219
>Puts a popsicle in your mouth
>>6882238
Is this... semen flavored?!
>>6882243
Dick. It's dick flavored. Step up.
Fröhliche Weihnachten!
>>6882243
Close. Blueberry.
>>6882232
that sounds like a plan
love ya anon
>>6882261
Good night.
>>6882233
...Effectively, yes. I never put much thought in to it. Why?
>She stares up at Mewtwo, looking a bit puzzled.
>>6882256
So your lover eats a lot of blueberries, noted.
>>6882276
>Mewtwo stops tapping his chin but holds his hand in place.
Lack of free will indicates that you are being used for your creators' nefarious purposes that you either cannot comprehend or were never told. Tell me, what is your mission?
>>6882325
To assume they are. You mean here?
>>6882345
I suppose both here and wherever you hail from.
>>6882256
helo it is i tiz
>>6882256
>Blueberry
You have 10 seconds to give me one of these popsicles.
>>6882256
Did you just give away my last blueberry Popsicle?...
Raspberry > Blueberry
>>6882353
There...to combat the forces that opposed our nation and the splinter faction, and here...I have none.
>>6882410
And were you ever told what motive either your forces or the other forces had? Or were you just blindly set into the killing fields to destroy as many as possible for no explained reason?
>>6882407
>Raspberry
Raspberry is shit tho
>>6882420
Go fuck yourself. Hows that flavor?
That really ____ my ____
>>6882443
is shit
>>6882420
Personally I never had pie. Never really caught my eye or peaked my interest.
>>6882419
For the sake of our nation and it's conquest, beyond that...I rarely listened in on things.
...Yes, ultimately. We're replaceable, we're just clones.
>>6882463
Is not the other side also fighting for those same principles?
>>6882483
...I don't know. I believe their primary desire was to simply destroy our own faction, at that moment in time.
>>6882526
The primary desire of either side is to completely eliminate the other side. This holds true in many conflicts.
Now, which side is better? You will surely say your own due to inherent bias. However, can you be correct when your superiors do not even give you the choice of determining which side is correct?
>>6882506
>gently pick up the squirrel
You are adorable.
>>6882552
With that in mind...I don't know. They both hold legitimate claims....
>She grabs at her head and winces.
I...it doesn't mater. Is what I've thought.
>>6882576
...What?
What games are relevant?
>>6882576
>hugs trappy
>>6882572
Why does this shipgirl like squirrels?
>>6882576
Is for friends who do stuff together
>>6882582
Mine were.
>>6882582
Those hosted
>>6882576
what can I do to raise my grade?
>>6882599
One's opinion doesn't count for everyone.
>>6882576
F...? Why are you showing this to me?
>>6882576
>>6882576
F like in "Reset post timer, Undertale game next"?
>>6882599
Lists are so Winter 2015. Step up your game shitpostoboyo
>>6882603
Any list of games is fine
>>6882576
I have no need for school.
>>6882577
It may not matter now. Even with the omnipresence of war, you may feel at peace. However, when your creator and authority holds your life in his hand, anything may happen. You may suddenly vanish from existence if your creator so wills it, and you would never know.
>>6882586
Squirrels and wonderful creatures. They are the pinnacle of cute and innocence.
>>6882611
Merry christmas, cocksucker. I hope the new year delivers twice as much dick for you as this year did.
>>6882624
Merry christmas to you too, I hope you'll choke on the first dick you'll try to suck to celebrate the new year!
>>6882621
>>6882572
>>6882631
>>6882618
>She's silent for a good, long moment.
I'm a Newtype. I'm sure I'd sense it before it happens.
>She then looks away, still holding her head.
But you are right, either way. I just don't know.
>>6882593
>>6882604
>>6882611
>>6882618
>>6882577
N-no, I was paying respects for the dead thread!
And I didn't think so many people would respond as well... Now I don't know what to say.
>>6882584
I-I will allow it because I'm cold.
>>6882587
U stands for U and ME
>>6882607
Kek, it's perfect
>>6882611
Nope, I gotta sleep real soon...
>>6882634
>Camerashutter sounds
>>6882654
Always the same excuse...
>>6882634
>>6882654
oh, so that wasn't my grade?
w-well, what is my grade? it has to be an A, mang
>>6882654
N is for N-ewhere at anytime at all here in the degeneracy
>>6882654
It is an important holiday for most right now... Myself included.
>>6882667
>>6882660
Not a word out of either of you. I want to enjoy every moment of this on this day.
>>6882688
I'm a rebel!
So how many of you fucks are here? I need to know so I can get a game up.
>>6882665
Well it's 4am here.
>>6882669
I'm no teacher... And I don't have your tests either, sorry. Good luck though!
>>6882670
And I-i-i do-n't geeet it.
>>6882680
It was for me too, but then it was over! Well it's not really that important to me actually. Why should it be?
>>6882698
>>6882698
I'm here. If we could start a game soon, that'd be nice.
>>6882698
I am present.
>>6882701
look, trap, you don't understand
if i get a B or lower, my parents are going to publicly shame me
please tell me where i can get my tests
>>6882698
>>6882654
F. I don't get it.
>>6882698
I am.
>>6882698
I am present.
>>6882701
It doesn't have to be important to you, but it is important to most here I believe. Which is why activity has been lower than usual.
>>6882641
A..."Newtype"?
>>6882698
Greetings.
>>6882698
Accounted for.
>>6882698
>raises hand
Here.
THROUGH THE WIRE THROUGH THE LIMIT
>>6882698
Ciao, dude. It might not seem it, but I'm here.
>>6882737
TO THE WALL, FOR A CHANCE TO BE WITH YOU!
>>6882720
Beings adapted to life in space. We boast superior spacial awareness, reaction speed, and a sixth sense of sort, as well as general abilities one would consider being 'psychic' in nature.
...I guess I should've assumed it wasn't a known term.