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>believing jan. 30 airing won't be moved

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BECKY IS TOO FREAKING CUTE!!! I HOPE SHE KNOWS HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!

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>>6872631
Dumbass, there's already a thread >>6872607

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I'm using this one
By myself

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My own thread

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All of these points go to me, exclusively

when is tumblr going to notice that steven amethyst and rose aren't obese
they are squares
they are literally squares
just like garnet doesn't have tits she's two ovals connected by a pipe

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>>6873206
I decree they are fat and garnet has tits

B

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>>6873126
kill yourself desu

I want indexer and tp to hold hands.

>>6872743
Still very interesting that Steven's Gem goes to a point on the shirt.

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Imagine you can travel back in time but you are only allowed to post one screenshot from an episode of Steven Universe. What would you pick to mess with people the most and at what point would you post it?

>>6875156
T H I C C

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Where are the /FREAKS/?

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>>6875310
probably off drowning their sorrows

>>6875310
where did the freak meme come from?

>>6875310
not in this thread you god damned retard

>>6873075
what do you have to do to earn each of these points?

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Love you /sug/
Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate

>>6875701
Right back at you pal

>>6875701
y-you too

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>>6875701
Every Christmas I spend without my gemfu is a shit Christmas.

>>6875416
S03E22 iirc

>>6875731
The SU universe doesn't even have christmas

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Ya guys dead?

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>>6876248

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>>6872631

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>yfw when Dingo leaks it 30 minutes before it airs.

>>6876267
that fucking furry better gives it to us ASAP

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I want to touch Peridot in all her special spots without her consent and then threaten to kill Steven if she ever tells anyone

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>>6876626
Okay Ruby.

>>6876626
>without her consent
>not tender loveposting
look at THIS casual

Could gems possibly get impregnated by like a dog or something? if they shapeshifted the right parts?

Could Steven get pregnant if he shapeshifted a womb?

>>6876796
More importantly, could Steven get pregnant by a dog?

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>>6876796
>>6876812

>>6876812
Idk but interspecies impregnation is my fetish.

why does the crewniverse have to make us wait until the end of january just for more episodes that are already complete?

>>6876880
Peri is for Lapis though.

>>6876851
It could make a decent character development episode I guess

>>6876851
eh only works for me if its tentacle monsters dooing the impregnation

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Intense dreams runs in my family, and I'm also hopped off my ass on medication so i have movie tier dreams

I had a dream where I was a red Pearl, working under Red Diamond. She was a strict and devious ruler. She had fallen in love with Rose Quartz and was slowly crumbling with rage and despair over the rebellion, feeling betrayed. I didn't know whether her love was returned by rose quartz. I felt pity for Red Diamond but I was more scared over how corrupt she was becoming. Blue and Yellow pearl came and liberated me from my status.
While hiding out, I was taken care of by the other pearls. We had tons of rubies and other gems living with us in our sector / bunker, but I was closest to the pearls. I was usually quiet and anxious, while the other two bickered (which I found their behavior appalling as a pearl). Eventually Red Diamond tracked me down. She fought a massive ruby fusion, and was determined on finding me. When it came down to it, i had my fusion virginity taken and fused with the other two pearls. Right before our fight was about to begin, Rose Quartz fucking descended in between us. There were rose petals and thorny vines, all that jazz. Red Diamond yelled at rose quartz, who appeared disgusted by the displace. Red broke down in tears- and was then shattered by rose quartz.

Later in the dream rose quartz got poofed and accidentally send to a gemstone expo. I stole her and hid her in my vagina because the crazy red necks wanted to shoot me for stealing their prize jewel.

>>6876894
>K

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>It's Christmas day
>Steven runs down the stairs hapilly, he almost trips up on the steps.
>Hoping no one saw that, he takes it a little slower as he walks to the tree.
>Underneath is a single present, a blue box with sky blue rapping paper and a tag on it "To Steven U. from your Lapis Lazuli."
>Steven got all of hi presents, and in turn gave all of his presents to the Gems a week ago. It was a plus of having alien step-mothers.
>He shakes the box, and hears what ever is inside rumbling about.
>Using a knife, he carefully cuts open the box and sees...

What does he see /sug/? What is inside the box?

>>6876920
his mothers dead body

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>>6876920
A gem dripped in semen.

>>6876920
A positive pregnancy test

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6876973
kiss me

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And it's the final day of Holiday Hell Week and, according to the swap meet's floor manager, the craziest day of the week.

With that said...

>You have been visited by the Merchant Anon of lesbian space rock merchandise. You will be blessed with high quality Chinese merchandise and lesbian space rocks, but ONLY if you post "Good luck, Merchant Anon!" in this thread.

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>>6876894
That's edgy fanart outfit, anon. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so edgy.


>mfw i recently rewatched atla

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>>6876993
>>6876902

it wasnt meant to be edgy ;-;

Just wanted to share a cool dream and some art I did...

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>>6876920
Jasper

>>6877038
>>6876920
anyone but jasper

>>6876920
a fucking leaf

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>>6877044
Too late scrub

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>>6876920
this

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Oh, and here's the poll again. Even though we've finalized the designs for the next order we'll still use the results in deciding the next one.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/11923751/

>>6876993
>recently rewatched atla.

I should do that a some point in the future, I love that show.

Just don't go into Korra with high expectations.

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>>6876973
Is this anon Drawbauchery?

>>6877163
No, I can only I wish I could draw decently. And I don't ship Lapidot, though it's pretty cute

>>6877193
Drawbauchery actually prefers Amedot more, but enjoys Lapidot as well. Although she ships pretty much everything

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>>6877253
She needs to draw more of the ship that's canon.

>>6877085
I want to unwrap this gift if you know what I mean.

>>6877293
I don't understand, could you explain?

>>6877334
I want to remove all those sex toys, unbind her, then give her some clothes to wear. You're not allowed to be a slut on Christmas.

>>6877352
Oh, that makes sense.

You are a good person anon :-)

The only thing I want for christmas is for every lapisfag to fucking die. Is that so much to ask for?

>>6877376
But then all the best posters in this general would be gone.

How would you know how shitty your taste was if we were all gone?

>>6877390
kys

>>6877394
And shitty posts like this are exactly why.

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>>6876907
kill yourself

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>>6877376
>poisting THIS fucking opinion again

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>>6877026
kill yourself

>>6877404
>posting again

>>6877404
Based lapisfag drawfag.

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>>6876880
kill yourself

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>>6877376
The only thing I want for Christmas is Lapis's cute large slick wet whale dick.

>>6877426
>>6877398

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>>6876973

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>>6877450
2spoopy

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Amber's mom said she was going to fly out for her wedding, and that's why Shelby and Amber did the stream to raise money. Now this.

Amber's mom is fucking cunt holy shit, how can someone put their own daughter through so much stress and inconvenience, and then say "nope"?

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>>6877163
kill yourself

>>6877518
>Not gonna make it out
So she doesn't know when to pull out?

>>6876920
also kill yourself
>>6877403

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IT'S

>>6877518
>no excuses
wow. I'm not usually quick to judge someone but that is borderline irredeemably shitty.

>>6877524
She clearly doesn't because she gave birth to that fucking mistake.

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>>6877518
Wow Amber's mom should eat a dick

Also WHO'S READY FOR THE PINK DIAMOND FLASHBACK WITH A CAMEO FROM YOUNG JASPER AND ROSE
I KNOW I AM

>>6877536
kys

>>6877403
>>6877410
>>6877418
>>6877519
Merry Kysmas Indexer

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>>6877536
Delete this

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>>6877434
>he wouldn't drink lapis's sweet delicious watery breast milk

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>>6875310

>>6877565
I would only drink her milk if she shattered herself in exchange

>>6877550
*flashback with PD and her real golden child Rose Quartz and nobody else

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>>6877518
Would you love your child if they were a degenerate and gay or trans or some shit?

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>>6877576
That seems selfish to just take and take on this holiest of days.

>>6877579
No

>>6877550
Her mother wishes Amber would do the same.

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>>6877518
Wow I feel bad for Amber. Seeing her other dailies and how she was worried about no one on her side coming at all then getting hyped up when her mom said she could make it. Now this,thats fucked.

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>>6877579
That wouldn't affect me. I would love my child even if they were Indexer.

>>6877579
Absolutely. I don't have a kid nor do I ever want one but I know if I did its the only thing id love no matter what.

>>6877599
Who even cares? They're statistically likely to get divorced almost right away anyway.

>>6877599
>"can you spare clothes money"
>can't spare money to call an Uber
>cancels last minute
I will bet you 950 shekels that her mother is a drug addict

>>6877578
>implying young Jasper won't be there being visibly jealous when Pink Diamond shows more affection towards Rose than her

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Merry Christmas, /sug/.

>>6877599
>mom doesn't want to participate in an ungodly, debauched wedding for a marriage that is probably unstable and won't last
>don't try to change yourself or improve your relationship
>make a stupid fucking comic about it

Millennials everyone

>>6877632
>>6877398

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>>6877621
Do gays really get divorced at a high rate? I never looked such a thing up.

>>6877644
Use of the ship confirmed.
This bomb is gonna be good.

>>6877643
No, people who get married after dating for only a few months get divorced at a high rate. Being gay or straight has nothing to do with it.

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What if whenever she got a boner, Peridot's dick never stops growing until she cums?

>>6877652
*has the potential to be good

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>>6877640
Sorry, I have like 10 pics on this machine

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>>6877632
She got a little something in her mouth

>>6877657
kys

>>6877657
actually this is canonically impossible, as era 2 Peridots do not have the ability to shapeshift.

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>>6877674
Come to think of it, there's some really nice Lovecraft inspired Christmas music to go with that image
enjoy
https://youtu.be/_7syy2pX8Os

>>6877643
>>6877624
Oh shit her mother might be a drug addict. She didn't live with her parents, she lived with her "Memaw"
There has to be a reason why her parents didn't have custody of her when she was younger.

>>6877686
who says gem dicks are shapeshifted?
rose had to shapeshift a vagina. they might have penises by default.

>>6877720
If her mom is an addict, then I think Amber and Shelby are going to have trouble when they try to get the money for the flight back
>psst it's gone now

>go upstairs to see if the christmas treats mom made are done cooking
>she tells me to get a damn shirt on because there's kids outside

Holy shit, fuck my mom. Fuck the kids you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want in your own house.

How are your christmases? I've been in my room most of the time, I don't feel like talking to my dumbfuck grandparents.

>>6877705
>Lapis is a Deep One
spooky

>>6877732
Fuck you. I remember your whinny ass before. Put on a fucking shirt you fat piece of shit.

>>6877738
Well she knows how far to go to pleasure a gem.

>>6877738
Steven Universe x Lovecraft would be some dank shit

>>6877644
not sure why anyone would fake something we're pretty sure of anyway, but where did you find this?

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>>6877748

>>6877753

it was tweeted to voxfag on twitter by some random but no one has found the source on it but im sure people are raiding the CN apps for it

>>6877748
My fucking dad goes around without a shirt on. Granted, he's much more in-shape than me, but if he doesn't have to wear one why the fuck should I? Just because I'm slightly heavy? My mom can go fuck off.

>>6877732
At least your mom loves you, unlike Amber's mom

>>6877763

It's fake.

>>6877770
>Just because I'm slightly heavy
how much do you weigh and what is your height?

>>6877770
If you don't have abs, lay off the kebabs

>>6877785
6'0 291 lbs. But the weight is distributed evenly so I'm not just some fat fuck. I look fine with a shirt off.

>Anon wakes up in the Gem War
>Gets drafted as a soldier.
>Talking to CG.
>"Hey, Pearl what do you want for Christmas?"
"What is "Christmas"?"
>"Just a celebration. I think I know already..."
"What?"
>"Hmm, a Quartz? Six foot tall, nice build, pink hair. Maybe one with a soft side for life. All wrapped up under the tree."
>Meanwhile Rose hums happily as she makes Anon a flower chain, behind her Pearl is going as blue as the ocean.

>>6877770
>Dad goes around without a shirt on

Of course he does hes the man of the house. Your just the fat fuck son that didn't move out yet,you don't get the same luxuries.Get your own place and you can wake around fucking naked. But until then you abide by the house rules fucko.

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>after setting up the Christmas tree, you decide to relax on the sofa with a cup of lapsang suchong
>your relaxation is suddenly interrupted by a low rumbling coming from from the kitchen sink
>approaching cautiously, you gingerly turn on the water
>a dark blue, teardrop-shaped object rockets from the tap, scattering dirty dishes everywhere
>it floats towards you, emanating a bright blue light that eventually assumes a humanoid shape
>soon you are face to face with smiling young woman who is BLUE EVERYWHERE
>she is wearing a festive sweater and cradles a bowl of mixed leafy greens in her arms
>"Christmas salad for you!" she exclaims and shepherds you back into your living room
>she plops down on the floor in front of the tree and motions for you to sit next to her
>as soon as you comply a forkful of salad is shoved in your face
>not knowing what else to do, you take a bite of the freshest, crispest salad you've tasted
>as you chew, the blue woman looks at you with an expectant smile
>you smile and mumble "delicious," which elicits a delighted sigh from the blue woman as she takes a bite of salad herself and offers you another forkful
>the two of you exchange bites under the glow of the Christmas tree, the silence only broken by the muffled chewing and the occasional scrape of the fork on the salad bowl
>when the salad is gone the blue woman scoots in close, pressing gently against you
>"Thank you for sharing a very special holiday salad with me, I can't wait to do this again next year!" she whispers into your ear before planting a smooch on your cheek
>before you can react she's scampered off
>you hear a smash followed by a flush and you rush to the bathroom
>a small blue puddle lies in front of the toilet, surrounded by the shards of your shattered mirror
>the blue woman is nowhere to be found
>you return to the sofa to reflect on the evening
>you reach for your tea, expecting that it has gone cold
>to your delight it's still pleasantly warm

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>>6877644
TIME TO N U T
HW STAR TREK SPACE ADVENTURE IS BACK ON THE TABLE
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS SAVED
SEASON 4 IS SAVED
ALL THE SHITTY FILLER WAS WORTH IT
PRAISE BASED SUGAR

>>6877805
I call my mom a bitch and insult her cooking all the time when dad isn't around. My dad is just a dumbass who yells at me if he hears me misbehaving but if he's not around I do what the fuck I want.

They wanted a son even though I didn't want to be one, so I'm gonna give them a fucking son.

>>6877797
You have a BMI of 39.5. Obesity starts at a BMI of 30. Morbid Obesity starts at 40.

Love yourself and do some fucking exercise man. Watch what you eat too, limit your portion sizes and avoid an abundance of sweets.

>>6877732
what a piece of shit you are i hope your mom kicks you out of the basement you're probably fucking fat as shit put a fucking shirt on

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>>6877810
>Christmas Lapis will never force feed you salad

Why even Christmas?

>>6877732
be a rebel take off your pants in front of the kids

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Does anyone has the SU version of this?

>>6877816
so, jasperdemption btfo?

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>>6877870
merry peri

>>6877644
This could be real, but I'm not able to watch Bubbled right now and see if it is a screenshot of that episode.
Source?

Fuck all of you. I didn't come to this shitty general to be insulted for weight, I get that shit IRL already. I came here for my fucking waifu.

>>6877917
Fatass.

>>6877917
I'm trying to help you not die of the beetus anon. Squats and push-ups are a good exercise to start, and you don't have to leave your basement to do those. Try doing those.

>>6877643
This is actually pretty depressing

Off topic though, but is that supposed to be zukes alien symbol on her sweater?

>>6877816
>implying it would fix all the lazy writing, shitty arc resolutions, and character flanderization that's been getting worse since season 2

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>>6877850
>Christmas Lapis will never come on to you with a dusky rendition of "Santa Baby" as she sashays around your living room, her lithe blue body bathed in the soft glow of christmas lights.

>>6877953
>implying Zuke invented the design of grey alien faces

>>6877953
>the one Amber truly loved all along was Zuke
>Amber is going to abandon Shelby at the altar for Zuke
>Shelby will get the ultimate Juke

>>6877895
How would the gems going into space btfo Jasperdemption if Jasperdemption isn't even what the episode descriptions are hinting at?

I don't think the gems are going into space (at least not to homeworld) anyways since the promo image for Gem Heist has a screenshot of PD's flower on Earth

>>6877970
Damn it man. Why can't I have this.

>>6877816
>ALL THE SHITTY FILLER WAS WORTH IT
No it wasn't, they should have done this sooner.

>>6877850
>Amy will never forcefeed Lapis
god i should just kill myself

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>>6878033
what about Pearl?

>>6878047
yeah i'm just gonna hide that

>>6877897
Thanks! but I was looking for the one with Jasper.

>>6877850
>>6877398

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>>6878047

>>6877991
i just meant the fact that there's no seat for jasper

obviously that might just mean she never goes on space adventure with them but its better to poke at jasperfags

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this show is for mouthbreathing mongoloids

>>6877976
Well it was pretty much her symbol amongst the crewniverse, we havent seen any of them but her use it

>>6878110
So you should fit right in.

>>6878114
ugh

>>6878146
>pearl doesn't know what a vagina is
penis CONFIRMED

>>6878155
retard CONFIRMED

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>>6878155
DELETE!

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>>6878110
What do you watch, anon?

>>6878164
dead ship deader than shit

>>6878155
You do know that by that same logic she wouldn't know what a penis is for then, right? Of course not, because you're a retarded fucking futafag.

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>>6878172
Its destiny just wait senpai

>>6878174
not really

>>6878179
never even lived and never will

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>>6878188
Just gotta believe

>>6878184
Whoa, you sure showed me. Showed me what a fucking mong you are.

>>6878192
not really

>>6878105
If Rose killed PD against PD's will then I think Jasperdemption is much less likely and that even if it does happen that Jasper would only befriend Steven but be unable to forgive the rest of the CGs.

If this arc reveals that PD wanted to protect Earth alongside Rose and died because she wanted to and/or is still alive somehow I don't think they're going to keep Jasper corrupted and bubbled for long, that'd be cucking and punishing her too much for being misguided and lied to.

>>6878114
Kys

>Steven notices Connie talking a lot about a scene in her book where the heroine is peril, hypnotized and threatened with being eaten by the python queen.
>She goes about it, on and on, wondering how it will look in the movie, the scene in relation to the rest of the book and how it relates to the psychology of the heroine, etc.
>Goes on the SUverse equivalent of DeviantART and looks up fanfics, fan art, alternate scenarios, etc.
>Constantly bemoans the fact that the Python Queen never showed up again.
>Steven is weirded out, but is glad to see Connie so excited about something.
>Finally, Connie sheepishly asks Steven if they can use Rose's room to reenact the scene.
>Then
>There was trouble.

It's about teaching the kids about the difference between erotic fantasy and reality.

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>>6878188
But the two biggest cucks on the show eventually falling in love with each other would be ultimate pottery.

>>6878220
This is almost as bad as a wet dream or period episode. When I was a bab I remember those used to make me cringe so bad.
Plz Sugarmama don't do this.

>>6878252
>amedot
mmh

>>6878256
You don't have to be in a relationship to appreciate a nice butt.

>>6878267
Does Peri's butt feel like an egg yolk sac filled with cottage cheese?

>42 minutes into Christmas and already started posting on /sug/

This place has ruined me

>>6877599
I hope Amber's mom gets hundreds of tiny thorns in her feet that she can never get out

>>6878338
Fuck Amber I'd be embarrassed if I birthed that abomination too.

>>6877643
>my wife
>your... Wife
>PINK WIFE

>>6878155
BUT WHAT IF HER

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Merri kraisler /sug/

Is Becky going to post some art as a present to us?

>>6878375
merry christmas fag

>>6877751
Wholeheartedly agree

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>>6878383
She said she was going to post this drawing and she never fucking did Sugar is a fucking liar and hates her fans.

>>6878407
Sugar will forever be deemed a hack until she posts the cozy gems.

Do you want to be a hack Sugar? Post your damn snowlapis.

>>6878407
Someone with free time and being bored out of their minds should try to scew and retrace this drawing. I want my comfy Xmas gem family picture

/sug/, help

Is it Hanukah? Hannukah? Hannukkah? Hanukkah? I have seen it spelled 4 different ways now and I'm extremely confused.

>>6878547
Who cares?

>>6878547
Its Hannnnnnnnnnnnnukai

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>Steven comes up to your favourite SU character.
>He blushes and asks them to kneel down for him.
>Steven gives them a long loving kiss before pulling away and asking "Will you date me?

How dose you're favourite SU character react?

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Would you consider Steven as a Human?

Considering who is mother is, and what she was.

>>6878599
Why would Ruby need to kneel down for him?

>>6878606
Maybe he likes his bitches loyal and kneeling to him

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>>6878599

>>6875156
Buddys Book Screenshots. Probably the map or a part of his actual journal.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/5k3k4g/ronaldo_foreshadows_the_events_of_upcoming/?

I think the "special zoo" is going to be a homeworld zoo where they keep different species whos planets they've conquered (including humans possibly) in enclosures

>>6878627
>Earth
>conquered
Pick one

>>6878633
Well it was conquered for a few thousand years before Rose chased everyone off, that's plenty of of time to capture a few humans to exhibit at a zoo

>>6878647
But any humans they captured would be long dead by now.

>>6877518
This reminds me a lot of my own wedding: I told my mom I was getting married, and her response was "oh... cool", then found out she wasnt even going to come up to washington for the wedding. Then she said she was going to try to, then I found out she never even tried in the first place. FEELS, MAN. I ended up having only one person from my "side" come to my wedding, my best friend. He was my best man and gave a toast and everything. We got married on the oregon coast overlooking the ocean on the rocks, and everything was awesome, and fuck my mom for not wanting to be a part of it. You just have to cut toxic people out of your life sometimes.

>>6878647
Beginning to set up a colony in secret is hardly conquered.

>>6878667
>You just have to cut toxic people out of your life sometimes.
That's what her mom is doing.

>>6878699
yeah, i mean, if you're a goddamned terrible person, sure, I could see how you would think that. Then you could probably kill yourself.

>>6878699
Ha!

>>6878627
I like the other theory better where it's the place that they house all the gems that they "purge" from society, like heavily deformed or just completely useless gems. Jasper never said these gems were simply shattered or harvested, maybe the zoo is the place these defective gems are kept until the Diamonds need a use for spare gems to power an object or crush and repurpose into new gems.

>>6878660
>implying homeworld wouldn't have a human breeding program

>>6878737
I just want to see different alien species desu

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I hope we go to Homeworld and see a bunch of gems of the ones we know. I want to see full Amethysts, I want to see Peridots that are slightly less autistic than ours, I want to see a trio of gossipy Lapises that that make fun of our Lapis for being such a dork.

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So
>Zuke's gone
>Bomb January 30th
>some fucking flower means that Jasper redemption is coming

I miss anything here?

>>6878775
>implying Lapis would join the CGs on a mission
she's a lazy boring side-character and isn't doing SHIT until she betrays Steven

>>6878792
A brain

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>>6878798
Ah /sug/ how I have missed you

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>>6878794
This desu

>>6878792
The flower being the same one Jasper was wearing in the Decca and poster just shows that it was Pink Diamond's symbol and that Jasper was wearing it because she still admires Pink Diamond and is loyal to her. It could hint at PD having loved Earth/Earth life though.

>>6878775
Lapis probably didn't have any friends on HW and was bullied everyday.

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>>6878775
>It turns out all Lapises are attracted to cute chubby shotas
>All the Lapises love Steven calling him "cute" or "Adorable" and want to keep him.
>Are Lapis gets super jealous that there all steeling "Her man."

>>6878812
>Decca and
*SDCC

>>6878296
Anon, stop. It feels like a human butt. A female human butt.

[spoilers on trash]So obviously it feels like two bags of sand.[/spoilers on trash]

>>6878792
I didn't want anything for Christmas this year old because I already got everything I ever wished for when Zuke and her shitty ship got BTFO

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>>6878812
Interesting.

I'm guessing the Rose = PD theories are dead at this point also? I was a pretty big fan of those...

>>6878792
Jasperfags are delusional if they think we're actually even going to see jasper this bomb, they'll be lucky to get a namedrop and they'll have to be happy about it.

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>>6878831
Someone's getting a spanking for cucking Sapphire

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Merry Christmas

>>6878833
Hey I wanna see screen caps of all the old discredited theories, both good and bad

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>>6878883
Peri Christmas and a Lappy New Year

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>>6878837
Just wait fgt!

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>>6878833
>dead
not even close baby

>>6878833
This upcoming arc is sure to either confirm or completely destroy the Rose=PD theory. At this point I'm betting they were just really close friends. Pink Diamond's flower looks like it's a hibiscus, which stand for peacefulness and delicate beauty, the alternate name for them is "The Rose of Sharon" and Rose Quartz's symbol is the traditional rose. I could be completely wrong though.

>>6878837
I wouldn't be surprised in the least if she appeared in a flashback.

>>6878883
>>6878891
ugh

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>>6878888
Here's one. Although it was basically confirmed rather then discredited

>>6878897
Well that's...a work around. If it's true she must have lied to the Crystal Gems? That and the Rose Quartz soldier she possessed is identity dead. So SOMEONE died.

>>6878905
>after TWO YEARS finally getting an answer on my pet theory
MY DICK

>>6878895
you'll be lucky if they so much as glance at her bubble

shizzle

18 INCHES?!?!?

>>6879016
kys

>>6879016
18
GRINCHES

>>6879029
now i want to see pearl with a santa hat on her penis

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>>6879035

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If I don't get a promo by tomorrow I'm killing myself.

>>6879080
Dumb Rose poster

Send me your best lapidot

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>>6879106

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>>6879106

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>>6879106

>>6879157
ugh

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>>6879106

>>6879162
ha, nice. you got me

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Send me your best Lapiven

>>6879166
Its all yours friend

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>>6879035
Now I am imagining pearl having a copy of her nose instead of genitalia between her legs

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>>6879177
canon

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>>6879196

>>6879106
U G H
I did my best

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:T

>>6879196
what if her nose was her penis and her snot was her cum and she sneezed all over you haha

>>6879244
top heh

>>6879196
[spoilers on trash]I cropped that image[/spoilers on trash]

>>6879233
to be honest it would be kinda
funny.
>>6879245
what an exotic fetish

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>>6879106

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>>6879209
>grand strategy games
I want to know who in Sugar's life Connie is based off of because Connie is so great.

>>6879291
>liking post-season 1 Connie

>>6879291
>le xDDD they totally get us nerds who play grand strategy xDD with this mary sue weeb self-insert

Fuck off. Connie is fucking garbage. Also notice how Steven looks like a fucking girl and Connie looks like a boy.

Makes ya think
makes ya think
makes ya think
makes

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>>6879309
And emphatically so.

>>6879276
it's a pretty great reaction image man

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>>6879330

>>6879330
I see you are back with your high post quality kys-kun.

>>6879344
>being here whenever I post so you can throw up that watermelon shit
>being autistic enough to immediately recognize my posts 90 percent of the time

Hows the autism treating you?

>>6879196
>a pearl will never eat you out while her nostrils thumb your clit
Feels bad.

>>6879354
>implying your posts are in any way hard to recognize

>>6879354
Or maybe you are noticeably and consistently the lowest quality poster on /trash/ /sug/. I'm not even upset. That's quite a feat.

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>>6875128
Oh Christ it's gonna be some bullshit where Rose was part of diamond and she cut herself to be a better person isn't it?

She wanted Steven so she could be whole again, didn't she?

It's going to be a metaphor for self-harm and how another person can make you whole, isn't it?

>>6879377
Surely there is someone worse. How about the indexer? Or the shitposters? At least I add valuable insight into this show.

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Stevonnie still good!

[spoiler]That Zuke episode doesn't count [/spoiler]

What if Steven came inside of / impregnated Pearl's nose?

>>6879417
>still

>>6879417
There hasn't been any good Stevonnie episodes yet

>>6879387
>I add valuable insight into this show.
What's important is that YOU believe that.

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

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>>6879417
There doesn't seem to be as much porn of Stevonnie than I would have anticipated. I guess that means I like Stevonnie significantly more than the average person.

>>6879387
>valuable
>insight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>6879424
I contend that pic was good.

>>6879420
I'm like 2 eggnogs down here, be kind

>>6879437
T W O K I D S

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>>6879387
If your first impulse to being deemed the worst poster is "surely there is someone worse" you should really rethink what it is you are doing here

>>6879440
The episode was good, but nothing about Stevonnie was good since it once again emphasized that she isn't an actual character.

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>>6879440
Connie's problem was forced as hell but it WAS a good episode and don't let anyone tell you differently.

>>6879387
>it's another shitposter that lacks self awareness episode

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>>6879449
I'm hearing you anon, and a few months ago I would have agreed, but Stevonnie is canonically older than the two of them. Listen, I don't make the rules, that's Sugar's job.

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>>6879465
...could you run that past me again famalam

>>6879467
right on

>>6879494
The episode was good, but nothing about Stevonnie was good since it once again emphasized that she isn't an actual character.

>>6879499
you're actually super high rn

>>6879467
By good do you mean cringey as fuck?

I couldn't watch this fucking episode without cringing. Not like any of the other musical pieces are any better, I really dislike them all. In fact I have to mute the intro every time I watch this show because the music makes me cringe.

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>>6879209

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>>6879467
on the other hand, having dealt with kids in her age bracket a lot not that long ago I'd say her problem being retarded and insignificant is absolutely realistic.

I want an episode like "Know your Fusion" but for Stevonnie. Stevonnie doesn't feel like a different character to me and an episode would like that could give them and identity that I feel their lacking.

I want an episode like "Know your Fusion" but for Stevonnie. Stevonnie doesn't feel like a different character to me and an episode would like that could give them and identity that I feel their lacking.

>>6879506
I just did what asked me to do.

>>6879506
I get what anon means, Stevonnie is just Steven and Connie in one body. All her development is just for them.

>>6879525
Know your fusion was literally the worst episode so far.

>>6879539
Let me guess, you thought LOOoBC was the best?