/sug/ - Steven Universe General Cutest Ruby Edition Last T

>>6868025
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS

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>>6867426
Delivering.

May take break from /sug/

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Gems should go shoe shopping

>>6868040
Well we'll try to get on without you. It will be hard, but somehow we'll manage.

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Pearl?

>>6868040
please do im tired of reading your shitty posts

>>6868046
ugh

>>6868040
who are you?

>>6868047
I think we'll manage just fine.

>>6868064
You

>>6868066
Are you sure? He's practically the mortar holding this place together.

>>6868025
I want to hug that Ruby, pet her 'fro, and give her a strawberry ice cream cone.

>>6868077
I used to think the very same thing.

>>6868064
(You)

I just watched Bismuth. She did nothing wrong

>>6868086
If you say so, you know I believe everything you have to say.

If rubies had short hair that actually looked like a feminine hair style and not the dumbass breadloaf shit, they might actually be cute.

Black hairstyles look terrible.

>>6868098
t. Bismuth

>>6868124
in my opinion your opinion is a bad one rubies are cute af

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>>6868124
Hi, Watermelon Anon. How are you today?

>>6868124
I love the rubecubes. Garnet rocks the look pretty well. I'm just glad she doesn't have some weird in between of ruby and sapphire's hairstyles.

>>6868150
ugh

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>>6868098
She did a lot wrong.

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>>6868136
>we could free all the gems in existence from the Diamonds' enslavement while preventing any of our own troops from dying
>b-but diamond lives matter! we can't shatter enemy gems even if they want to destroy us!

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>>6868150
Seriously though. Put short hair on any of the gems and you'll instantly get a more attractive gem. Even ugly ones like Jasper or Bismuth could benefit from short hair. Short hair is the best hair.

>>6868037
That's fucking cute as hell, thanks a ton there!

>>6868031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnRLssoZ54

>>6868196
What did she do wrong? She only wanted to protect her people and set others free at the cost of killing a few tyrants.

>>6868197
it's war. some people believe peace is the answer but some people think peace cant solve everything. people have different morals so its subjective if bismuth did wrong or not.

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>>6868219
She fucked comrades.

>>6868204
I think it's better to have diversity in character design than to pick the most attractive option

>>6868239
>subjectivism
I'm done.

>>6868243
>tan lines on a gem
terrible

>>6868251
are you so stupid you cant understand things unless its black and white

>>6868269
Yes

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>>6868256
But the sun...

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Hi everyone.
Due to health issues, Peridoodley is going to be taking a break from forcing memes for awhile. I'm sure she'll be back it at sooner or later, so please don't worry. Thanks for understanding, and a very merry Christmas from both myself and Peridoodley doo.
Good night, and God bless.

>>6868287
kys

>>6868031
https://youtu.be/0fGGz6d3vC4

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6868314
kys

>>6868287
Thank you for the clarifications dot, you're a good person, I hope Peridoodley comes back soon, God bless.

>>6868269
No, I realize that morality can be a gray area. But I believe that there is a universal moral code and that there are actions that are good and evil. While a person cannot be faulted if they were raised to believe that certain bad actions were good and vice versa, that does not make what they are doing good.

Can we talk about Bismuth instead of morals?

>>6868314
kiss me

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>>6868312
JESUS CHRIST.
That's fucking horrible, how can people fap to vore???

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Don't fuck bugs.

do you think rebecca knows fucking what inane bullshit goes on in these threads

>>6868336
Same size vore a shit. Macro/micro vore is patrician

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>>6868345
Don't tell me what to do.

>>6868327
what bismuth tried to do falls in the gray area

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>>6868345
And what are you gonna do about it?

>>6868347
No show panders to manchildren, so I doubt it.

Some staff might know.

>>6868312
Why tho

>>6868363
Yes, it does, and so does what Rose did (which I'm sure you realize).

>>6868386
yes whats your point

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B E S T

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>The Crystal gems know that it will be almost impossible to fight homeworld in there current state.
>If homeworld were to invade the gems and humanity would be wiped out the Crystal gems needed solders way more gems to fight with them but how?
>But there was one way for the gems to get new solders they needed hybrids a lot of them and they had the perfect girl to bare there future comrades
>Connie was doing her normal training all the while Pearl stared at her weirdly Connie wondered why Pearl was acting so strange.
>But while Connie wasn't looking Pearl came from behind and drugged her knocking her out before she passed out she heard "Shhhh were so sorry Connie. But for Earth to be protected we need you."
>When Connie awoke she found her self on a bed somewhere she dint know her arms were tied to the bed posts and she was completely naked.
>Connie felt scared wondering what was happening it was then she saw Pearl Garnet and Amethyst appear from the shadows with guilty looks on there faces.
>Guys what are you doing? why am I naked? what's happening?
>Garnet replied "Were so sorry about this but for Earth's survival we need more gems or hybrids to fight with along with us we never wanted to resort to this but if we want to win some sacrifices must be made"
>Pearl pulled out a collar and said "I promise that we will do are best with Steven and look after him even with you out of the picture. Please forgive us Connie..."
>Connie struggled but it was no use as Pearl put the collar around Connies neck.
>Connie had no idea what was happening but she suddenly felt her whole small body become very hot like she was on fire sweat went down her face and chest as her little heart beat went faster.
>Connie felt her face go red and her head begun to feel all fuzzy "Ohhhhh what's happening I cant think straight..."
>Unknown to Connie the collar was a gem made device designed to take full control of a humans brain.

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When is Jasper going to steal Steven's innocents?

>>6868428
>The Crystal gems tinkered with the collar making it change Connies behaviour and personality.
>Connie couldn't tell what was happening anymore her mind felt so hot and fuzzy she didn't even know why she was scared in the first place..in fact she felt really good."
>Ohhhh..Why dose this feel so good... I can feel my mind slipping I dont remember what I was doing or who I am... Why is this happening to me..."
>The gems looked on as Pearl looked at the floor feeling ashamed. Garnet looked on with intrigue and Amethyst looked on with a hungry look on her eyes as she gazed at Connies sweaty frail little body
>The collar was completely rewriting Connies mind it started small with early memories vanishing but quickly escalated as she lost more of her identity as she forgot people in her life and more of her past just vanished from her mind.
>Soon Connie couldn't even remember who her family was or were she loved as almost everything about her former self vanished.
>But Connie was not scared she felt amazing as the collar filled her with deep pleasure in her body and mind her eyes glazed over and in the back of her head and her mouth was wide open with a big dumb smile on her face drooling everywhere.
>It was when the boy she loved Steven vanished from her mind that almost everything about her was gone only the basics was left but everything that made her unique and made her "her" was gone forever.
>As Connie lied there feeling so hot with her nether regions on fire wanting release that something different begun to happen as new information flooded her empty mind.
>This new information formed her new personality as she felt a primal urge to breed like a wild bunny and have millions of cute hybrid babies all of who would save the world and protect humanity her mind finally altered fully as her new mind took over the old Connie was gone and the new Connie had one desire to breed and have as many gem babies as possible.

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>>6868438
>Connie giggled as she turned to Pearl "Breed with me! pleeeessse...I need to be filled!
>Connie was trying to reach Pearl and kiss her she wanted Pearl so badly.
>pearl stroked her cheek making Connie smile
>"Oh Connie....If there's any part of you what was once you inside of your mind. please forgive us for what we have done to you..."
>Garnet said "Its for the greater good....either way what's done is done...now lets get on with it."
>Amethyst smiled "Aright then lets do this..."
>The three gems then shapshifted there cloths away and also shapshifted big human like dicks.
>Connie was drooling at the sight her eyes were shinning as she said "Give it to me!
>Years went by and Steven or anyone else never saw Connie again...she had vanished.
>But on the bright side years later new gems appeared from no were as new hybrid like gems showed up and joined the crystal gems in the ever going to fight to protect Earth.
>Steven being dumb accepted all these new gems and it wasn't long before the crystal gems was a large powerful army again.
>Once homeworld showed up to fight the crystal gems wiped the floor with them sending them running back home packing Earth was saved all thanks to the Crystal gems...
>But even though Steven was happy he never did forget about Connie and still wondered were she went years later
>Back at the temple Pearl after a long day of training with all the gem warriors went deep into the temple she opened a big door and was greeted to the sight of Connie.
>Connie was heavily pregnant with a large full belly big milky breasts and a large ass Connie smiled when she saw Pearl walk in "Yes my mistress is here! can you breed with me please... I need it so badly! she said as she waved her behind to Pearl.
>Pearl smiled even though she didn't need to she loved to breed with Connie and even though the war was won Connie would still bare many of the gems children for years to come.

REMINDER THAT TOMATO PIE IS AN UGLY WHORE THAT HAS NO TALENT.

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Mom Peridot is cute.

>>6868393
I believe that refusing to use a weapon that could decrease casualties of your own troops and possibly free the Homeworld's slaves and introducing them to free thought is wrong. I also believe that morals aren't subjective, so I don't think we'll ever agree on this.

>>6868446
and ships lapidot

>>6868446
That's not very nice...

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>>6868449
true

>>6868446
Who the fuck?

>>6868446
Who is tomato pie?

>>6868450
yeah but people don't pop out the womb knowing what right or wrong personally im much more open to murder than the average person

>>6868446
Agreed.

>>6868473
Bully spotted.

>>6868446
She is also Kim.

>>6868497
Klassic Kim

>>6868446
UR MOM HAS NO TALENT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6868446
who? what?

>>6868514
HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY YOU

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>>6868514

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>>6868444
>The three gems then shapshifted there cloths away and also shapshifted big human like dicks

It was a Connie greentext, so it was shit from the start.

>>6868527
Ha!

>>6868466
>>6868470
>>6868527
>newfags

>>6868471
That's why I don't fault people who were raised to believe that immoral things are moral. I just strongly disagree with sacrificing your own soldiers because of a refusal to kill your enemy. Rose valued the life of her enemies more than her own soldiers.

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>>6868470
Nevermind, just remembered. Does she even come here anymore?

>>6868568
ugh

guys other threads keep stealing our memes what should we do

>>6868590
She appeared recently, which is why the meme was revived.

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Christmas Eve is tomorrow

>>6868607
nothing

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>>6868611
>still hasn't bought all the gifts

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>>6868586
> Rose valued the life of her enemies more than her own soldiers.

Mercy doesn't mean valuing the life of the enemy more than your fellow soldiers. It's like "Don't do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you."

This is entry level morals and ethics.

>>6868347
Certainly, she's an ex-/co/mrade and a shota-loving deviant

>>6868446
fuck off tp

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>>6868611
What are your Christmas plans /sug/?

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>>6867951
kill yourself

>>6868690
ugh

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>>6867956
kill yourself

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>>6868695
Take a long drive to see family I don't like and be questioned on my life choices.But there will be Eggnog so that's nice.

>>6868514
Kim is back!
Love you Kim

>>6868347
I'm sure she loved the miscarriage and bulimia rumors
and by loved, I mean she wanted to murder all of us

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>>6868204
for paigeeworld, even if the baseline is don't fucking use it, you replace the 320 or 640 at the end with "rz"
format doesn't really matter, you'll be served the image with the correct encoding either way

kill yourself

>>6868765
Thanks, Indexer.

Did you hear? We analyzed the light spectra of anti-matter for the first time.

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>>6868807

The only thing worse than indexer is this faggot.

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>>6868891
Hey

>>6868888
Why so hateful anon? Lighten up, it's almost christmas.

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>>6868902
hey

>>6868807
who is your favorite character

>>6868919
His favorite is Opal

>>6868912
fuck christmas

>>6868933
But it's great.

>>6868946
no its awful worst time of the year

>>6868971
But it's great...

>>6868985
no fuck you its not great

>>6868998
But why

>>6868998
Do you need a hug? You sound like you need a hug. C'mere

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>>6868870

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>>6869036
Anon I love you, I'll treasure this forever!

>>6868987
N U T

>>6869036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWDAw2nsIjw

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Pearl has a christmas present for you

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>>6869053
H U M A N BE I N G

>>6869075
stick it in me mommy

>>6869036
>Indexer looks like a classic nerd.

Perfect.

>>6869075
What about Hanukkah?

>>6869053
its so "tumblr"...

>>6869098
It should be vaguely brown with a hijab then.

>>6869036
adorable

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>>6869094
Hi rebecca, this is your present

>>6869075
kys

>>6869117
THATS MINE

GIVE IT BACK THIS INSTANT

>>6869098
>white
>blonde
>not a sandnigger
I'd say it's pretty normal.

>>6869112
the excessive blushies

wozz lad this shit gay asf lmao

>>6869082
ugh

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>>6869127
there is no need to fight, we can share peritot

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All I want for Christmas is a cute blue wife to cuddle by the fire with.

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I like messy hair peridot better than messy hair lapis

>>6869169
They're both shit.

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>>6869173

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>>6869160
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING RUINED I'LL NEVER FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH MY WAIFU
F U C K
U
C
K

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>>6869153
Vintage

>>6869203
Dumb Alex poster

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>>6869150

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>>6869150
>>6869150

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>>6869235
>>6869235

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If I don't get a promo by tomorrow I'm going to kill myself.

>>6869253
promise?

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>>6869203
don't give up alex poster. I'd miss ya.

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>>6869150

>>6869253
You're never going to actually do it.

>>6869253
Don't do that, we'll get one after new year's.

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>>6869253
It's a sin to tell a lie

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>>6869253
You said that yesterday.

>>6869365
ugh

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man I never get to post the set

>>6869521
ugh

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>>6869521

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I'm lewd green text anon.
Any characters you want to see a green text having there minds broken and turned into dirty breeding sluts?

>>6869527
ugh

>>6869567
No

>>6868449
>>6868463
MORE PERI MOM

>>6869567
Mayor Dewey.

>>6869567
can you actually write or will it be shit?

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>>6869567
These two.

>>6869567
Sapphire.

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>>6869523
just the other day I realized that noone uses "bah". I don't get it, bah is so much better than "ugh". It has so much more blatant disregard, it's less involved. "Ugh" always feels more defeated to me, if that makes sense.

>>6869600
bah

Does mystery girl lift????

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>>6869597
Seconding this.

>>6869567
Garnet or Peridot
Also you should make a pastabin account and post them there for archival purposes

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>>6869624

>>6869036
I ship TP and Indexer.

>>6869638
ugh

>>6869567
INDEXER X TP

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>>6869611
PERFECT!

>>6869567
I wanna see Bismuth use the "breaking point mark 2" a pilbunker strap on dildo to reduce the Diamonds to loving sluts

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>>6868428

> Impossible to fight homeworld.

Little did they know that we have the most powerful weapon of all.


Russians

Wouldn't it be cool if all of Steven's CG fusions have weapons that are also children's toys, like how the whip and the shield became a yoyo, so maybe Pearl's trident and Rose's Shield become a slingshot (pull back the middle trident, concentrated the shields into pellets) and Garnet's fists and Steven's shield become... uh, Baseball Glove and Ball?

I mean I can think of what he'd be with Eyeball!Garnet (Bubble Wand)

>>6869662
But Russia doesn't exist in in SU

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>>6869638
god I never understood that fetish until an acquaintance of mine I liked to bother turned out to have an inexplicable foot-phobia and I looked up fetish porn to mess with her. At some point the abyss stared back

>>6869662
anon Russians dont exist in SU.
Russia was wiped of the map since the start.

>>6869656
That sounds sexy anon I can see that working with BD no YD since she's fugly as hell.

>>6869567
Lapis

>>6869633
I do just haven't gotten around to it.

>>6869725
Then just BD

>>6869732
Lapis is perfect for breeding.

>>6869720
>>6869734
>>6869727
what

>>6869736
I just love your stuff and done want it to get lost

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>>6869735

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>>6869752

>>6869765
This art style reminds me of Calving and Hobbes

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>>6869735
what the-- where did that come from?

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>>6869696
Almost every fetish I have started with me looking it up and posting it as a joke.

fuck

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>>6869735
Excusi, what the fuck?

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Lapis has flat tits.

>>6869751
Lapis has no ass or hips or tits and prefers to be the raper than the rapee. She's almost as much of a stick figure as Pearl.

>>6869662
isn't there like an entire ocean where russia suppose to be in su?

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I wish everyone a very merry Christmas the holidays can be hard for some but you'll get through it

>>6869807
Garnet would be the best breeder

>>6869806
*no tits

>>6869820
Thanks anon, I have a horrible cough and itchy, stuffy nose, I'm hopping its gone for christmas

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>>6869765
>>6869776
>>6869800
Ghost rape is best rape.

>>6869820
fuck you asshat

>>6869820
kys

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>>6869820
A merry Christmas to you too anon, merry Christmas /sug/, I love you guys, best general.

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>>6869790
I can relate. It doesn't help that the kinkier you get the more potential you have weirding "potential mates" out.

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>>6869807
Hell no man she is perfect.
She always so down and cold pushing others away but when she is turned into a total slut then that all changes.
All she wants is to fuck kiss and cuddle.
Its even double sexier if it involves Peridot Jasper or Steven as she confesses her love them and desperate need to fuck with them like wild bunnies.
And there either confused. sad. scared. or turned on.

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>>6869863
but anon that's incest

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>>6869889
You can't spell cousins without sins.

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Steven is for fug

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>>6869830
Garnet is perfect too just because she is always a cool headed badass leader but when she becomes a sex addicted slut all she wants to do is fuck like crazy with no dignity as she moans like a cat in heat with her eyes in the back of her head and mouth wide open drooling with a lewd smile

>>6869904
really?

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Whoever is posting the ghost rape, stop.

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>>6869904
Indeed

>>6869904
Well yeah, who else is going to breed the gems?

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>>6869904
Sapphire is for being fucked inside out and being used for power exploitation.

>>6869914
no

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>>6869908
The wide hips and huge breasts help too

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>>6869904
No! Steven is pure and will stay pure for 100000 of years to come.
No gem or human can take away his purity!

>>6869923
please?

>>6869923
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6869935
maybe, baby

>>6869915
STOP IT do not do that to the precious son!

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>>6869917
They should wait a few years desu

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>>6869947
He's kind of a slut now that I think about it

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I want to poison the happy ghost!

>>6869915
shota is literally not allowed

>>6869951
I never got this picture.
Why would she just casually ask he wants to get sucked off like its no big deal.
I know its for lewds but its confusing

>>6869959
Who is doing this art? and why is always of that one episode of Steven and the Stevens?

>>6869975
She's a slut
Or she likes the taste

>>6869975
Because it's Amethyst.

>>6869962
do it

>>6869975
Amethyst likes to tease.

>>6869985
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=16236141
As for why they always draw the alternate Stevens, I have idea.

>>6870037
how does she live with herself?

>>6869567
Armstrong.

>>6870037
I wonder if Pearl secretly hopes she can get impregnated by Steven so its all comes full circle and in a way she can finally have Roses child of her own.

>>6870059
#2*

>>6870037
uncensored?

God is there any more Mind break porn?

>>6870059
*Bed Mutant

>>6870102
Christian Board.

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>>6870114
You asked for it.

>For ages Steven was stuck in a forced fusion with Lapis.
>Steven didn't understand why this was happening Lapis said she did it out of love to keep Steven with her forever yet it felt so cruel and wrong Steven didn't want to be like this forever.
>Lapis had full control of the fusion as Steven was too tired and emotionally drained to fight back.
>In the mindscape Steven was chained up with Lapis.
>Lapis would always hug and cuddle with him stoking his hair and even kissing him.
>Steven could still not understand why Lapis would do this he wanted to hate he wanted to shout at her but he dint have the energy.
>Lapis was growing stronger each day and worse of all there minds were slowly becoming one as Steven felt everything Lapis felt and Lapis felt everything Steven felt.
>They sheared emotions memories hopes and dreams.
>Steven felt like he was losing himself as he slowly became used to the idea of becoming one with Lapis even welcomed it.
>Soon there truly would be no Lapis or Steven only charoite.
>Lapis smiled and said "We are one Steven close you're eyes there is nothing to be afraid of...and Steven,,,,I love you..."
>Steven felt everything he used to be vanish and as they finally merged together as one mind one body Steven said "I love us two..."

>>6868632
>denying your soldiers the most effective weapons is mercy
>implying the homeworld gems wouldn't have used such a weapon

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Official gem boob sizes

Pearl
AA-cup
>Lapis
A-cup or B-cup
>Perdot
B-cup
>Amethyst
D-cup
>Garnet
D-cup
>Jasper
D-cup
>Rose
DD-cup

>>6869036
I'm not really a nerd, come on
and I never abbreviate kill yourself unless it's for comedic effect

I wouldn't ever date someone that frequents the same boards as I do

>>6870172
shut up and fuck me nerd

>>6870172
JUST DATE ME PLEASE

>>6870142
I love the mind merging stuff man

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>>6870172
kek, next you're gonna tell me you'd rather date a full-on normie

>>6870172
fuck me with your sweaty 28 inch crotch finger you fucking dirty man slut

>>6870202
well duh
Would YOU date a female /k/ommando?

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>>6870172
Yes you would, don't you lie to me you nerd, we're dating now and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>6870234
yes

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>>6870234
so all I have to do is shoot you? then you'll shoot your hot glue in my tight hole?

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>>6870234
>indexter is straight

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IT'S

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>>6870234
hmm. Not a fan of guns myself but if she's an alright person I definitely would. I wouldn't mind a /g/irl or a /d/eviant

>>6870264
Not as long as Lapis's, ask Sapphire, she'll verify it.

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>>6868304

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>>6870234
Of course!

>>6869691
ive never understood the reason SU fucks with history that bad.

If WW2 didnt happen

Welp we're fucked

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>>6868317

>>6870307
They also don't have Christmas or halloween

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Draw your ship and least favourite gem like this.

>>6870307
Matt, only revealed what was apparently a small detail in the vastly different universe of SU.
For all we know, America could not even exist, it could be called Japanifornia or some stupid bullshit like that.

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>>6869119

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Need more sex slave/mind broken/breeder gems

>>6870285
kys

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>>6870337
Don't question where i got this, but this is apparently already some tumblr meme in some places.

>>6870337
What if I can't draw?

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>>6869868

>>6870336
thats because the creator is a jew

>>6870341
Why the fuck would you go messing with history that badly? there is literally no reason.

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>>6870372

>>6870399
Why would they stick with the original history for a fictional universe.

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>>6870234
>>6870272
To be a bit more precise I could not see myself in a relationship with someone I don't have enough common ground with. Being a weirdo with some borderline obsessive interests is a defining characteristic of me and I could never fully bond with someone not being able to relate.

>>6870403
kys

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>Spend so much money on others this Christmas I won't be able to afford even the cheapest Wacom for myself

I do not enjoy the Holiday season.

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>>6870416

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>>6870407
Why would they not have a reason for doing so...

It's like playing a video game about cooking and delivering pizzas and the world your in under control by the nazi party but that has nothing to do with what your doing it's just there.

>>6870438
kys

>>6870438
kys

>>6870418
>>6869885
I'd like a source.

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>>6870431
>did the same thing I did
I was saving up for one too. there's always next year

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>>6870449
Are you baiting me right now son?
Because i know there's a couple of games that have a drastic history change that doesn't affect the main plot at all.

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>>6870451
>>6870459
Double = yaoi

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>>6870451
>>6870459

>>6870466
kys

>>6870466
ugh

>>6870466
kys

uh where's the ghost rape?

>>6870464
kys

>>6870410
So you'd rather date weirdos too, see? you would date people from your board, maybe not /v/ but you'd date someone from /sug/.

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>>6870471
>>6870476
>>6870482
>>6870503

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>>6870463
Im honestly confused. and i think i could come up with better bait than that

I just don't understand the reason behind removing such large points of history instead of just not mentioning them.

>>6870491
Its happening right now but your not physic so you can't see it.

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futa peri x jasper > futa jasper x peri

>>6870513
BAH

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>>6870471
>>6870482

>>6870513
hmmm

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>>6870518

>>6870518
KEK