Guess i'll make a new thread. I'm really bummed

Who would you like to ship with HG?

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>>6862340
I know, him not killing souda really grinds my gears too.

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>>6862352
A coffin
Out to sea

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>>6862340
Why the fuck do I gotta eat bugs?! I don't deserve this!

>>6862339 (Mion)
Yeah, you can Slav on my dick after I win!

>>6862340
Admit it Souda, you enjoyed it!

>3d Mion

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>>6862358
Don't bully my son.

With HG? Nobody. Within HG? Ichigo and Zangetsu

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>>6862352
Pfft, I wouldn't ship with any of you.

>>6862352
Rawberry

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>>6862362
No, I didn't. I don't want people to see my true form.

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>>6862366
Please please kill yourself.

>>6862352
C.C.

>>6862352
Souda

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>>6862364
Hey, come back here you lil' shit!

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>>6862364
A-Am I making you proud?

>>6862374
The true form of your little dick?

>3d Mion

>>6862352
Flan

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>>6862368
Can you please leave? I'd rather you not start some shitstorm and derail the game. Like I really have nothing against you even if you ignore me all the time, but like..come on..be chill for once...
>>6862382
Yes.

>>6862352
Robbie Rotten.

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSENA PIRATE IS FREE

>>6862352
Donald Trump

>>6862352
Ringabel

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>>6862388
Not my fault you piss your pants every time I talk some real shit. Deal with it.

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>>6862383
Hey...I don't think this is Mion...

>>6862388
Thanks Dad. I...I don't really hate you.

>>6862352
Emilia

>>6862352
Rinoa

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>>6862396
It's not that I piss my pants, it's just you never have anything nice to say and I don't appreciate it.

>>6862396
What crawled up your ass today?

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>>6862352
Anyone. She doesn't even have to be cute, just loving me would be enough...

>>6862352
Aaliyah

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>>6862352
I have too many ships already so none.
>>6862396
Wheres that map?

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>>6862388
another bummer slide. Bummer.

>>6862408
AALIAHUKBAR?

>>6862352
Sanae and her bitchin' tits

>>6862398
>I thought that was obvious, sorry if you thought it was

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>>6862388
>Fred whispers in a hushed tone.
I might break your fucking face tonight...

>>6862410
No ropes can hold Fred motherfuckin' Durst back!

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>>6862403
You never have anything nice to say about. So I guess that makes us even.

>>6862409
Working on it. I needed the weekend for the time to finish it.

>>6862405
Certainly not any (you)s telling me how great I am.

>>6862413
me to

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>>6862417
Stop being rude. It's pretty rude.
>>6862410
slide 5 or whatever. I think someone killed someone.

>>6862425
rigged

>>6862417
Is there a gallery of this cosplay?

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>>6862417
Well I haven't been around much. My bad

Pic related, for you

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>>6862417
Perfect. Let me know when its done.
>>6862425
>one I was betting on dies
>to souda

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>>6862425
This is very interesting!

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>>6862425
>Durst screams like a little girl and runs out of his tent.

>>6862429
I want to fondle them until they start leaking milk

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>>6862425
Time to shamalan this shit.

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>>6862425
Maybe.

>>6862431
Maybe, this cosplayer is bae.

>>6862433
A team of highly specialized monkeys are working on your request.

>>6862432
Yee, thnx bby.

>>6862425
F for 3d Mion

>>6862433
Same...

>>6862445
Fucking give it to me, you gook. I'll pray to Allah for your fortune if you do.

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>>6862448
Why is everyone asking for sauce on my shit today? Lemmie look for it.

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>>6862444
Hell, if that ain't metal, I dunno what is!

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>>6862445
Wait you're getting Specter to do this?
>>6862444
>>6862438
>pays fred durst 1000 for killing souda and records it.
>>6862448
>allah
Ocelot we know its you stop lurking.

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>>6862444
I want to be buried next to Miss. Sonia's body.

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>>6862452
Because that girl is damn fine and I got a soft spot for redheads.

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>>6862444
It's time to end this....next slide...

>>6862448
Calm down Kamina

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>>6862455
I dunno if I should thank you or punch you in the fuckin' mouth.

>>6862458
This...this is fuckin' LIFE, man!

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>>6862457
>>6862457
Uhh... prepare to have your mind blown, she's not actually a red head. And she's also my 3D ava, so no fapping.
https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/?hl=en


I get fucking nothing for saucing my shit, fa.mz. dunno why I even bother.

>>6862458
FRED
R
E
D

>>6862458
>asgore vs meme

>>6862469
Because it pleases the emperor?

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>>6862470
>>6862467
I'd say congrats to fred, but....

>>6862474
Meme will win

>casts meme magicks up in this thread

>>6862481
>>6862482
you fucked it

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>>6862467
The mechanic is worth half that much, be grateful.
>>6862469
You do realize people will probably hatefap to her just because of you right?

>>6862482
>>6862481
NO, I WAS TOO LATE

>>6862486
I'M SORRY

>>6862469
You are doing God's work, Hoshi. I promise I will not defile her by giving the meaty stahlhelm a good polishing.

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>>6862481
I'm still not gonna say it.

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>>6862481
Heil to the motherfuckin' king of this shit!

>>6862487
Well, thanks then. Guess I can pay off whatever fuckin' debt collector hounds my ass this month.

>>6862494
Say it, motherfucker!

>>6862494
Gg Fred. Thanks for hosting.

>>6862487
Going to? Hell, I just went from ky jelly to sae 10w40 for lube just now!

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>>6862496
no

>>6862494
>one of the rule breakers wins
pottery

>>6862505
He looks like a character from the Nutshack

>>6862406
Would a guy be fine too? I would ship with you.

>>6862500
Thanks, man. I'll get'cha a front row seat for the Disco Elephants tour when we drop that record.

>>6862505
>I love you, Grimes. Thanks for hosting.

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>>6862513
>Fuuuuuuuck.

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first like.....24. everyone is unbanned.

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>>6862516
Santa

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>>6862516
Human porn

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>>6862516
Repeat Champion Fred Durst

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>>6862516
Link

>>6862518
>nuzzles between boobs

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>>6862516
Genji

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>>6862516
Mikazuki Augus

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>>6862516
Guts

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>>6862516
Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV

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>>6862516
GUY SMASH

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>>6862516
Hitler

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>>6862516
Baron Blade

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>>6862516
Nenecchi

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>>6862516
Link

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>>6862516
Reigen Arataka

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>>6862516
RAOH

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>>6862516
Lord Beerus

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>>6862516
Ringabel

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>>6862516
Of spice and Wryyy

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>>6862516
meme expert

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>>6862516
Lightning Emperor Raitei

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>>6862516
Merlin

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>>6862516
Darling-kun

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>>6862516
Mewtwo

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>>6862516
Mother

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>>6862548

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>>6862522
>slaps hand away
>>6862525
A-are you the old guts?

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>>6862516
Yamaguchi

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here's your shit.

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>>6862555

>>6862550
>kissu

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>>6862553
Well...I wasn't lying. I am a leg man, through and through.

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>>6862561
Come on. Let's get going.

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>>6862561
Let's start this shit! Round two ba-by!

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>>6862561
>the cyborg warrior watched the gathering from afar, seated in a lotus stance. A hand reached up to his commlink to confirm his situation

Master, are you certain this will help my path?

"But of course, my dear student. What better way to learn how to adept than to throw oneself in to chaos?"

Understood. I will not let you down.

>Genji stood up and pumped his fist. Already he could feel the jade blood in his artificial body growing heated, excited even. He was ready.

良し!

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>>6862561
I accept this challenge.

>You still lose your swell status.

>>6862567
Nothing wrong with a fine pair...or pairs of legs and ass, Darling-Kun.

You killed my family HG.

And I dont like thay kind of thing.

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>>6862582

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>>6862582
They did. It's why they asked for it.

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>>6862582
Yeah? Well your family killed my HG!

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http://itsalmo.st/#timefortheweekendgamesforthe4thweekofdecember

Game 1 : Asuka Academia Games
Game 2 : Gravity Games
Game 3 :Courage The Cowardly Test Games

Entries will be taken live.

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>>6862594
I like you, kid. Teaming up with the best? You got yourself some balls AND brains!

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>>6862594
I'm afraid I do not know anyone here well enough to judge their survival chance. Ahh, in my wretched youth, I would've seized the opportunity to engorge my wallet in funds.

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>>6862594
I've expected no less from a gang of ruffians, I'll simply get back what was once mine.

>>6862555
Rude!
>rests head on tit

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>>6862594
Where are the deaths at?

http://itsalmo.st/#timeforshitgames

How many tums have you kissed in your lifetime?

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>>6862617
I killed the dude you wanted dead last time! The fuck did I do to deserve this?!

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>>6862617
Ah...At least he left a note, maybe that explains why he did it-...Ahh, of course not.

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>>6862617
>the cyborg ninja aided his compatriots in the disposal of the latest heir to the Kuzunoha name. The man landed in the dumpster with a satisfying clunk, and Genji watched as the lid closed in.

この程度か。

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>>6862617
Thanks for the food.

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>>6862625
Plenty. Tumtums is a kind of candy here. Pic related. They are godtier.

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>>6862617
night 1.

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>>6862617
What honorable pair of heroes, who've came to my rescue. I owe you two a debt of gratitude.

>>6862638
>have not had those in years. Now I want some

>too drunk to drive to the store, I curse you for this!

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>>6862645
Guess whose fish this is now, bitch!

>>6862653
You're welcome, Cirno.

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>>6862645
>a flurry of shurikens, a whirlwind of slices and punches, but Genji could not conquer the blonde haired man who calls himself "Lightning Emperor". In a moment of hesitation, he was given a strong blow to his stomach, sending him flying across the air and skidding across the floor. The ninja was very displeased in losing the fight.

くそ!

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>>6862645
Sorry but, I really can't take any chances. Don't hold this against me. I'll be seeing you.

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>>6862645
so yeah. I guess we're sticking to 2 deaths per fucking cannon fire thing.

Which avafag do you imagine looks really good irl?

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>>6862645
Damn traitor!

>>6862653
>For makin me want to drive drunk?

>>6862664
And when you do, I'll shove my dragon slayer up your ass!

>>6862672
Junko

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>>6862669
I am honoured by your trust, comrades. If we stick together, there is nothing we cannot overcome. As for you, my German friend, I only hope that in time, you'll grow accustomed to this hybrid soul.

>>6862672
Yuno

>>6862672
Sunset

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>>6862645
>>6862663

>The Lightning Emperor swiftly evades the ninja's advances to no avail, he casually steps back and brushes off his shirt from the debris.

There's no need for you to be so hasty, you've got a long journey ahead of you to prove yourself worthy to fight me.

>>6862679
>>6862623
Samefag

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>>6862669
C'mon man...tellin' me I'm "irrelevant" and "stuck in the 90s"...that shit hurts, man.

>>6862669
more fiascos

>>6862672
>>6862679
Can confirm this. She's hot af.

>>6862352
Petite.

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>>6862613
...Fine, just dont touch em again...

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>>6862687
It would seem so. You're quite skilled to be able to defeat me so readily.

>the cyborg ninja stiffened up, hands to his side and gave the man a formal bow, a gentle breeze causing his scarf to flutter just a little.

As ignoble as my defeat was, I was taught that with every loss comes the opportunity to learn.

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>>6862697
oh I didn't post it.whoops.

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>>6862709
I am loathe to use this trick, but sometimes the Shimada clan teachings still have their uses. If this succeeds, my chances for victory become that much greater!

>his body was a veritable swiss army knife, it would take no effort at all to start a fire. With the wind the way it was, it was clear that the blaze would encircle his opponents, trapping them in a cage of flame and smoke. Then he would win. Unfortunately, a bear wearing pants and a hat told him that only he could stop forest fires.

...you are fortunate that I am familiar with another talking animal. Or I would have gutted you where you had stood.

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>>6862709
Hey, get back in there! You runnin' away wasn't part of the plan!

>>6862713
>Oh God, the pinball one hurts so much.

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>>6862709
more uhhh...fun...

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>>6862719
Seeya, motherfucker!

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>>6862719
>as silent as the very wind, Genji impaled a Wanted poster to a nearby post, where travelers would not be able to miss it. On it was the image of Raidou Kuzunoha, with the word "REWARD" printed in bold, eye catching letters. Satisfied, the ninja disappeared back into the shadows.

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>>6862706
How flattering, I desire no less from a noble warrior such as yourself.
>He reciprocates the gesture, and gently streaks his hair back.
And yes... you're correct I suppose with every loss comes an opportunity to rise again, you know as they say "practice makes perfect".

>tfw I have the feeling that Hoshi hates me

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>>6862719
this game is just gonna keep going at a turtle pace.

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>>6862731
Ah ha, yes, that old saying is quite popular in the monastery in which I make my refuge. Tell me, Lightning Emperor, by what name do they call you? I am known as Genji, of the Shimada clan.

>>6862733
>Target practice. That's all it was. The boar was running through the thick of the trees, and Genji prided himself on his bird's eye accuracy. Perched on the limb of a tree, the ninja took his aim and let loose a series of shuriken. Unfortunately he miscalculated the direction the boar was running towards and the flying discs of death inadvertently hit a blonde haired man who was ogling some of the female contestants.

...oh. Oh my.

>>6862732
Unless this post ends with dubs, or 8, you must suffer Hoshi's hate

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>>6862733
Fuck yeah, turtle pace!

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>>6862742
>for the second time that week, Genji found himself standing and watching as people threw another person into the dumpster. He felt a little more heartened that the German who distrusted him stood by him as he were a comrade. With a thud, the dumpster closed on the man inside.

この程度か。

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>>6862742
I'm gonna die.

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>>6862742
>read that as turtle peace
>read through results expecting ironic deaths
>realize I am retarded

God... Damn it

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>>6862763
Don't tell nobody you made me do this dumb shit, aight?

>>6862767
But fag-san, we all saw!

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>>6862763
>Although he's stuck in a hole, with virtually no resources, the boy seems calm, maybe even overly so
I'd suggest getting comfortable. You might be here a while.

>>6862763
The breaking point.

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>>6862778
The forgotten picture.

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>>6862733
What an extraordinary change of pace from being rescued, to fighting, to fishing, and finally rescuing a poor ole' straggler. Hmph.
>>6862740
I've made an arduous effort in masking myself within this body. I'm simply not the same person I use to be. My name is Raitei an "alter-ego" from the man you see before you Ginji Amano. It's a pleasure to meet you Genji-san, but I must bid you adieu and return back to the limitless fortress where I lay rest.

>Within a moments tops he vanishes within thin air without a trace.

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>>6862763
>the cyborg ninja was walking under the night sky, enjoying the sites, once again wishing he had a real body to feel the wind on his face, and the wet dew of grass on his feet. Then, there was a bright display of light just above. Curious, he glanced upwards and recognized it immediately as... defeat. That didn't stop him from drawing his short sword and trying to deflect the falling star from whence it came. It availed him none.

>DEFEAT

>>6862782
Farewell, then. May the winds of fortune be always at your back.

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>>6862771
You didn't see shit, aight?

>>6862780
Really? A fuckin' bear? That ain't fair! Fuck...

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>>6862780
shit just got real.

>>6862787
Life is a bitch, and then you get mauled to death

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>when you realise dead hours will start really soon

>>6862794
Go human porn! You got this!

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>>6862797
Tell me about it. Fuck, man...I woulda won if it wasn't for fuckin' bears! They don't even do shit besides kill people and eat honey!

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>>6862794
I'm more surprised that I'm not the one roasting alive. Guess I'm more resistant to heat then I thought I was.

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>>6862802

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>>6862806
Just bare it for now. You'll have another chance

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>>6862802
Gonna get even more dead now, 'cause the Durst-man needs his beauty sleep.

Good night, HG! Thanks for bein' a great fuckin' audience! Peace out!

>>6862809
What a dork.

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>>6862802
(I promised I wouldn't go next door either. I should uphold that promise)

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>>6862794
shit got more real. Winner next slide.

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>>6862822
Am not!

>>6862826
>check the threads next door
>/sug/ and /tlhg/

Yeah I can understand why you would do that.

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>>6862827
boom. you won.

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>>6862845
>Okay you earned your swell fella status back

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>>6862845
F for Human porn

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>>6862847
oh..thanks.

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>>6862833
(Nah, different thread. I don't even watch those shows.)

>>6862845
>Genji gave the victor the salute of the Shimada clan, his hands clasping together beyond two fingers.

おめでとう !

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stats

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>>6862850
I would've rather won...but whatever, I'll have plenty of other chances. Thank you for the game.

>>6862856
Thanks for hosting

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>>6862850
Two in one day. Perhaps it's finally time to make my comeback.
Thanks for hosting.

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>>6862850
>>6862856
And you have my thanks for allowing this humble soul to participate in these games. I will have to do better next time. 我が魂は まだ燃えておる。

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>>6862861
Here's your shitty wincard.

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>>6862856
Thanks for hosting

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>>6862856
Thanks for hosting.

>>6862864
Is Reigen actually Chin?

>>6862867
Are you old Guts?

>>6862880
It is

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>>6862912

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>>6862923

>tfw slept in the wrong position
Morning HG.

>>6862912
>counterbullies

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>>6862935
How on Earth did you manage that?

(Morning. ...wow it's 5 already. I hear people off to work now)

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Minimal life force detected. Greetings.

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>>6862939

>>6862946
>holds hand

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>>6862946
Your monotone voice... are you a cyborg as well?

>>6862949
Minecraft is a decent time waster with an awful community

>>6862949
minecraft hg server when?

>>6862946
>places watermelon in hands

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>>6862946
You, too, not-fairy.

>>6862980
Kill yourself aussa

>>6862990
Come on dude, it's dead hours, let's not make it hate hours

>>6862993
Kill yourself anon

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>>6862946
Yo.

>>6862994
I AM ALREADY A GHOST

XD

>>6862999
>Pokémon

Fuck off

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>>6862956
Negative. The proper term would be angeloid.

>>6862953
>Ikaros stares at the anon holding her hand
What is this for?

>>6862977
>Holds the melon closely to her chest
Thank you for this.

>>6862980
Not fairy?

>>6862996
"Yo."
(New greeting added to databanks for future use)

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>>6863012
You look like one, but...you're not, right? Machine or something?

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Morning people.

>>6863012
It isn't for anything in particular, I just wanna hold your hand.

>>6863023
>holds a large, ultra powered UV-light at point blanc in front of your face

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>>6863012
"Angeloid"? I am very much familiar with the term "angel". But "Angeloid"? But what manner of being is that then, to appear so human on the surface yet act very much inhumanlike?

>>6863023
お早う!

>>6863023
Good morning.

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>>6863027
>Just stares as the UV-light.
Yes?

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>>6863023
Hey, maid. Still feel like being a huge jerk?

>>6863034
It's ultra powerful, it would make a regular person blind

If you can just stare into a 1200 W UV light , you're fucking insane.

>>6863038
Kill yourself aussa

Tfw you figure out the meaning of life and human existence in the shower and as soon as you get out you forget

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>>6863024
>Looks back down at the Anon's only to remember that her master never held her hand
I feel empty inside.

>>6863021
I would happen to be more machine than anything. A "machine" with self awareness, thought capabilities, weapon functionality and processing power much stronger than any super computer in current existence.

>>6863023
"Yo."

>>6863028
One that was created to serve a master's orders. That is all I know how to do.

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>>6863048
That's a looooong and fancy way to say "yes", you know that? Got a designation or something?

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>>6863028
Oh, a cyborg ninja. That's really cool.
>>6863040
It's not that bad.
>>6863038
I don't know. Are you going to continue being obnoxious about how people don't remember you from Gensokyo? >>6863048
How are you?
>>6863032
How is your morning going?

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>>6863048
A servant then. I too am under the direction of a master, but I am as free as a sparrow. It seems that such a freedom is not yours to enjoy, if orders are all you know. Does such a life bring you fulfillment and happiness?

>>6863053
And you? Are you too a servant? Or are you an employee of a maid cafe? Ahh, how I often spent so much time of my youth in such places. You would've garnered quite the audience, miss erm....?

>>6863048
Try eating something then.

>>6863053
A 150 Watt lamp already reaches temperatures of 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
A 1200 Watt lamp should melt your skin

>>6863053
It is going well you could say... only I haven't slept.

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>>6863053
...Personally? I'd call myself more desperate than obnoxious. It's not like I really give a crap about more than one person. Can we move on now? Seriously, I'm not even trying to be a dick to you or anyone else from where you used to work, give me a break.

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>>6863058
Sakuya Izayoi and I am not a maid working at a maid cafe. I'm a privately owned maid and my Mistress prefers me to were my maid uniform at all.

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>>6863073
I see. Reasonable enough. As for me...

>the cyborg ninja stiffened up in a very inhuman like manner, and gave the maid a formal bow, holding it for perhaps but a second before resuming his normal stance

I am Genji Shimada, student of Zenyatta. I have come to these... Games in hopes of improving my ability as a warrior, and honing my mind and soul.

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Dubs I host, singles I go back to vidya.

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>>6863094
I'll sell you something extremely rare if you host for us.

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>>6863049
Designation as in a name? I am known as the "pet" model Alpha, Ikaros. I am the first of my kind.

>>6863053
I am feeling well for the time being. I believe so anyway.

>>6863060
I do not require food or rest like humans do. I am unaware what it is like to dream or sleep and if I were to have the urge to eat it would only be for taste.

>>6863058
Without orders I would have no purpose. We angeloids were created to follow orders the moment our eyes opened. My old master was cruel and cynical but my new master is kind and caring, I would follow any order he gives me without hesitation and fail.

Do not misunderstand, How I am right now, I do not feel like a bird in a cage but instead I can look up towards the sky and finally see how open and free it truly is.

>>6863097
Your virginity?

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>>6863098
...Pet? Actually I was talking more about things like, say...the name for your 'kind'.
Oh, and Rika, by the way.

>>6863097
Like what
>FYI I can only host on my iPhone

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>>6863100
...
Is that what it's going to take?

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>>6863062
>Sakuya let's out a sigh before placing her hand onto the anon's wrist. Her skin felt like it was at least -40° F.
>>6863070
You should catch up on some sleep then.
>>6863071
>Sakuya let's out another.
Rika, I never liked you and I will never like you. Just understand that.
>>6863084
>Sakuya let's out a chuckle when the ninja bows down to her.
Well Genji, you may be a little disappointed from the lack of games. People here seems to be losing faith in the arena. So, it may be quite difficult to improve your skills as a warrior.

>>6863107
I don't sleep for 3 days. It's a weird cycle... I stay up for 3 days and then I sleep for 6 hours.

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>>6863098
Your words set ease to this hybrid heart of mine. I am glad to hear that your current master is of a kind vocation. I too am grateful my master. Are you familar with an Omnic monk by the name of Zenyatta? It was through his tutelage that this lost soul found a path.

>>6863107
How unfortunate. In a past life, I was a member of a more.. debased community. And these days they too are losing faith. You seem knowledgeable of the Games. May I ask why the people here are going through the same emotions?

>>6863107
Oh well
The cancer should kill you
That is a lot of radiation you just got

>>6863105
DO NOT TRUST HIM
THAT AINT ME
>>6863100
FALSE PROFIT REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT

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>>6863104
Something like...this!
>out of nowhere a falcon plops down on Otto's arm
He's all yours if you host! Just don't tell anyone he's domesticated. Keeping one of these guys in your home is highly illegal.

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>>6863107
Why? I haven't even done anything but gripe, and actually try and get a certain 'thief' out of everyone's hair.

Post a song that describes an avafag and others guess who it's referring to.

>>6863120
https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc

>>6863120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

>>6863115
Fus Krii!

>>6863126
Aussa.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PtbYI8bC3Rk

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>>6863131
But Aussa is poor
Oooooohhhhhh

>>6863120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Wq8EQ3vYk

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>>6863129
Does that not make you want to do it?
What if I gave you the last of my alcohol? Surly a man like you would be overwhelmed with excitement for a little sip.

>>6863120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRdSoZO-5mM

>>6863141
I don't drink... either way, I'd need a good code with a high kill rate for doing it. I'm still really new to this and just wanna pass the time...

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>>6863103
We have been referred as pets before but I am known as an angeloid.

>>6863112
I cannot say I have heard of this "monk". There are still plenty of things I need to learn in this world.

>>6863147
7sJnr0a2

>>6863148
>cheek kissu
Ikaros is a good pet.

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>>6863147
Codes! That's what I forgot to bring with me! Damn it all, how could I do this to you!? I've failed you! I-I can't ever look at you without feeling like a loser!

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>>6863148
Because of the wings, I assume? Your creators didn't do subtle, huh?

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>>6863148
The same could be said of everyone on this world. We must always be learning. The mind is a blade and knowledge is the whetstone.

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>>6863170
>Rika tosses a wrapped-up sandwich at Reimu

I genuinly like Aussa.

>>6863170
>Kissu

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>>6863157
Because we followed orders. Like pets. It was in our programming and if we were to ever refuse to complete an order we were scrapped.

>>6863163
There are a few things I wish to learn but master says I have to wait.

>>6863153
I am not worthy of such praise but I will thank you.

>>6863180
Same

>>6863152
So uh... if I'm to understand this correctly, this code has a high rate of death?

I genuinely want aussa to kill himself

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>>6863182
What manner of things? Perhaps I may teach you. In life, we gain many teachers and as such learn many things from different perspectives.

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>>6863113
Vampires don't get cancer or any kind of diseases.
>>6863116
If I remember correctly, you're the one who said you'll allow the black and white thief to continue doing what she does instead of trying to stop them.
>>6863112
When you do the same thing for two years straight, repeating the same thing over and over then people will lose interest. It won't have the same spark it had when you started.
>>6863109
Jesus Christ man. Just get some sleep already.

>>6863194
It's been like this for 4 years. I'm already adjusted to it. I'm not even tired.

>>6863186
Yes, it's set to High.

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>>6863180
>The sandwich falls directly on her face.

>>6863181
>You end up kissing the sandwich instead.

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>>6863180
>Thanks man.
>>6863186
>Set the Death Rate to Very High in the options.
>>6863182
I was talking more about the angel thing, but... wow. Just wow. Lemme guess, your masters's less than fun, huh?
>>6863194
I mean. If she really, really wanted to do it...I can't bring myself to stop her. But I'm gonna actually TRY and persuade her from it. You know, by leaving her with no reason TO steal?
>>6863203
...Uh. Reimu? You alive there? I just thought you were hungry.

>>6863205
>kissu