Bara Thread
Find a Boyfriend Club
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2329989
Or just post porn
>>6851071
What about buff Falco tho?
bara splinter
>>6851113
Nah it has more to do with I don't really find his personality attractive, which might seem silly for porn. I'm also only meh on bird characters on a whole too, I like some and dislike others.
I never thought a porn picture would give me such bittersweet memories. Feels bad
>>6851188
Aaand I forgot a picture
Feels even worse
>>6851280
>tfw no kinky bara sub
BARA SHALL CONQUER THE EARTH
>>6851113
Not that anon, but:
Speaking of Falco, does anyone have any idea why there's an ungodly amount of macro Star Fox porn where they're in a city landscape? I got curious and looked up Star Fox for the first time in a while and I swear like a good 75% of all the porn was this.
I feel like there's a story here I'm missing.
>>6851374
I'm the other anon, basically there is this rich as fuck Korean guy or something that is really into Marco porn and buys a lot of it of Fox and Falco
>>6851403
Lol what the fuck
>>6851374
macro is shit and people who mastrubate to it
>>6851403
Are you referring to this guy?
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/togepi1125/
>>6851425
yeah he is some doctor in Korea, here is his FA if you want to take a look
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/togepi1125/
It's such a shame really, I would have loved this man's contribution to the arts if even half of what he has commissioned was just normal sized porn
>>6851471
yes
(Reposting for this thread)
>>6848658
I'm in Toronto, so we get Peach and Cranberry flavoured mead from Niagara Meaderies. It's something like $4.25 Canadian for a bottle, but it's pretty damned good.
Threadly reminder to join the /bara/ zeemaps:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2329989
>>6851324
>tfw big guy
>tfw everyone wants me to top
>tfw I just want to be tied up and played with
>>6851588
I know that feeling, I prefer topping but I'm super submissive. Finding a power bottom who will just tie me up and use me for his pleasure was a hard time.
Also no offense to anyone but a lot of the adds on the map are barely anything to go off
>>6851588
I would tie you up and ride you like a pony
>>6851765
Yeah, people need to add contact info.
>>6851826
Agreed, people here seem pretty chill and nice, I would love to try and talk to some of you guys
>>6851816
Yes please. :<
I didn't add any contact info there because I'm too lazy to create an email or anything for the sole purpose of talking when the same can be achieved here more or less. Also I'm somehow not comfortable with putting contact info there which links directly to my day to day life. Hmm... Guess I could put my kik id or something there.
>>6851498
This is amazing. I can't believe one random Korean guy was able to ruin the entire porn gallery of Star Fox males with his shit taste.
>he has been commissing the same thing over and over for NINE (9) YEARS
>has over 1200 SUBMISSIONS
>OVER ONE THOUSAND AND TWO HUNDRED IMAGES OF MACRO FALCO
>O
>V
>E
>R
>1
>2
>0
>0
I have fear that he will ruin porn of others characters with this bad practice. This is the worst case of R34's history. I want to kill myself.
>>6851826
>>6851765
done
>>6852024
A decent amount of artists would sometimes make a non macro version of whatever he commissioned for normal people to enjoy but yeah Star Fox didn't deserve this man to ruin it's porn with his one fetish
>>6852763
It's a shame he stopped doing art, or at least I haven't seen him doing anything new a long while.
"Blow it deep in me."
>>6852024
>>6852179
I didn't know someone drawing fetish porn of a few characters automatically ruins every other piece of porn of them forever
filter it out?
>>6852879
>>6852830
Ruined was a strong word, it just not fun to find out about half the porn of those characters are one fetish due to one man after you filter it out, that's all
of course it doesn't ruin the non macro porn of the characters that's silly
>>6851969
That's why you make a throwaway email.
>>6852811
>"I don't have all day, Anon"
>>6851969
You don't need an email to place a maker down, it's really about what service you feel okay with sharing. If you don't feel comfortable sharing any accounts you already have you then might need to make a new email to create new accounts
>>6852811
>tfw you can feel him throbbing inside
>>6853006
Exactly, not feeling like sharing accounts with personal info. I did put down kik username tho.
>>6851588
I've always wanted to power bottom
>>6853164
I understand, but at the same time limiting what accounts you share limits who you can talk to as well. But it is best to be safe.
>>6853215
Yeah, well, it's not like I'm actively trying to find people to talk to personally so it's eh.
>>6853253
Fair enough, you do you
I enjoy Maldu, but his art all seems way too similar. Like every body seems almost like a copy paste of the last one.
Thoughts?
my cousin wants to fuck me so bad and he is hot
>>6853322
You pretty much stated my feelings on his art, I like it but it does feel way to similar to each other all the time so it kind of gets old if I see too much of it at once.
>>6853291
>Blacksad porn
Why.
>>6853185
>tfw I want to find another power bottom fuck buddy
>>6853292
Yeah, has worked well so far.
>>6853578
>Why.
rule 34
>>6853655
Despite all the scare tactics as a kid teaching me the internet is a super dangerous place, I haven't really had a bad time with anyone online. Or at least with anyone who I couldn't quickly stop being in contact with.
>>6853706
True, it's generally easy to cut contact with people you've only met online. Still, someone taking the initiative of contacting you, being all friendly and polite, then suddenly starting to make legit death threats when you can't be arsed to get up from bed, put on clothes and take a timestamped pic of yourself for them at 4 in the morning on a Wednesday tends to make you reevaluate how open you want to be with people you've just met and know nothing about. Insanity is all fun and games until paranoid schizophrenia sets in.
>>6853883
Geez, I bet. Granted I usually make a policy of only showing my face to people I've known for a long while unless we plan to meet soon in person, which I've only ever done twice.
>>6853934
I've no issue in sharing pics of myself, but sometimes I do worry about the mental health of the people who have seen me.
>>6853983
Nah I get too worried about showing my face, more so if I've sent them like nudes or something already but I haven't done that often or in a long time
>>6854023
I'm usually pretty open with people, even when I don't know the first thing about them. It alleviates the boredom.
>>6854349
I'd might be more open if I was still looking but I'm not right now
>>6852179
sauce?
me on the right
>>6854400
Hmm, I'm not looking myself, but I still think it's fun to fool around a little.
>>6854412
check the file name
>>6854412
>>6854449
Shit I was looking at a different post give me a min
The anon from Germany last thread, which one of the three people are you?
>>6853322
I have the same feeling. He needs to put some variety on his characters' bodies. I can even recognize that the nipples he draw are the same for all of his fanarts.
>>6854412
I can't find the exact picture but I'm pretty sure the artist name is fatosos on tumblr. Try there or on FA or E621 or something
>>6854448
I don't mind messing around with others if I have come to know them fairly decently over time but I don't do that kind of thing at all while I'm in a relationship like I am now.
>>6854765
thank
>>6854716
The apparently cool guy here.
>>6854765
Mhm, pretty sensible.
https://e621.net/post/show/604488/2015-ahegao-anal-anal_penetration-animal_genitalia
happy fapping
>>6854912
I mean if I was to mess around with other people online I'd ask him first but I get the feeling he would say no, besides I'd feel weird doing it anyway so I just rather not. I'm a really monogamous type of guy.
>>6854832
You're welcome
>>6854948
Whereas I'm a very polyamorous person. I just can't help but love a lot.
>>6854912
huh? I meant from the map. There are only 3 people from germany
>>6854982
Oh... Thought it seemed like a weird question considering we've been talking all night. Blame it on 2 am
>>6854948
Everybody here wants dick for breakfast; I don't think most of us would turn you down.
>>6853883
Fucking this. Once talked with a guy on steam about furry stuff like twice. He got angry when I didn't want to rp and ended up sending really aggressive angry messages. Then he'd send apologetics ones, then angry ones again.
I only wish I would have blocked him sooner
>>6855030
Well, at least you weren't threatened with someone coming with friends and metal pipes to beat your face so badly you won't ever give blowjobs again.
>>6855074
i thought they didn't do that up there, hmph.
Goddamn, I'm tired and posting random shit.
>>6855105
who what where
>>6855114
yes, quite
>>6855128
I don't follow.
>>6855152
then lead, simple really
What's your workout routine /bara?
I've been trying to get big for a while but have trouble making progress. I do something like:
Day 1: bench press 3x8, tricep press 3x8, dumbbell fly 3x8, barbell curl 3x8, hammer curl 3x8
Day 2: Barbell row 3x8, wide grip pullup 3x8, close grip pullup 3x8, overhead press 3x8, dumbbell side raise 3x8, deadlift 3x5
Day 3: Squat 3x8, leg press 3x8, calf raise 3x8, weighted lunges 3x8
Should I do more volume? Higher weights?
>>6855177
Usually I let my boyfriend lead, unless I'm blowing him. He likes to be in the lead.
>>6855241
>What's your workout routine /bara?
Impotent rage and maddening frustration at co-players' ineptitude works well for me.
>>6855177
Looking at this pic, I notice most people don't understand how hot yet romantic kissing is. Wish there was more art with it.
>>6854980
I'm not, though I don't hold that against other people but if someone is going to date me I expect them to do that kind of stuff only with me other wise I'm not interested
>>6855023
Maybe not, but I would turn me down for you at least until I have a serious talk about it with my bf but I doubt either of us would be okay with it really
>>6855452
yep. there should be way more.
Time to go catch some Z's. G'night all.
>>6855467
Yeah, I feel ya. That's the reason I'm trying not to slut around. Don't think the bf would much like it if I did.
>>6855489
Void Warwick skin when
>>6855509
never, grandma is all you need
>>6855495
Sleep tight, anon.
>>6855495
Good Night, I mean I wouldn't like if someone told me they like slut around a lot before we dated cause to me sex is a more emotional act of connection than it is for pure pleasure, while it is that too of course. But I can just fap if I want pure sexual pleasure, I've never felt the need to have sex purely for sexual pleasure.
Im that one fag who was giving tips before
>>6855241
How long have you been going and how is your diet and sleep schedule
>>6855526
tfw no grandma skin
why live
>>6855557
It's not just sexual pleasure for me either. I just feel like I've got a lot of love to give and it seems like a waste to love just one person. Guess you could call me a hippie in that sense. It's always about bringing joy and pleasure to as many people as I can.
>>6855241
I do a set until muscle exhaustion.
I'm aiming for muscle tone to be lean, so I do 15+ reps per set.
>>6855626
To clarify, I pick a weight to bring muscle fatigue in 15-30 reps.
>>6855241
I usually start with a little cardio then switch it up between pullups + dips and leg press or leg raises, overhead press, seated rows and squats.
Then I basically alternate days where I focus on arms + back or core and legs.
And holy shit how are you not dead from doing overhead presses & deadlifting after doing like 50 pullups. What the fuck.
Honestly results take time.
Haven't gone back to the gym myself, but I'm gonna start doing more reps at lower volume to increase mass, since I already have functional strength.
Just don't be that faggot that does nothing but curls for twenty minutes and then call that a workout. Your routine seems pretty well rounded.
>>6855596
I'm sorry I don't mean to imply that those who are polyamorous don't care about the people they sleep with. It's just I get jealous easily and so if my BF were to sleep with other people I wouldn't be able to handle it cause I would feel as if I wasn't good enough for him which is why in my relationship we agree not to do that. A part of me understands it and kind of wants to be a bit polyamorous myself but I can't do that then expect my BF not to, it would be unfair and unreasonable so I just don't want to try it, I rather just for the both of us to be with each other and no one else. Unless we might agree to a threesome or something together, but I doubt that will happen too.
>>6855776
I'm feel the same. My bf says hes fine with me with this other guy but I feel so bad because ive told him I wouldn't want to share him.
I think he likes me to be so loving on him I willing to share because thats how he knows I care for him so much
Not that I don't enjoy the other guy he let's me sleep with, hes nice. But I always feel so guilty for being selfish while my bf is so loyal
>>6855823
Yea, If I was your BF that would drive me crazy and I'd be thinking you didn't really like me or I wasn't good enough in bed or something. Or that you don't plan to remain with me as a life partner. Which is why I just shut down the possibility of it all before we date that way if I find out he lied and did it anyway I know for sure he doesn't care about me the way I care about him for sure.
>>6855776
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>6855917
yes I'm bad at words but I'm not forcing you to read it
>>6855399
>It's a me mid or feed episode in ranked
J U I C Y
I feel like a subby bear tonight, /bara/.
>>6856014
Bears are good.
>>6855927
Yeah, sure, I get that.
But you two have had the EXACT SAME CONVERSATION for at least three threads now.
Holy fuck. THE EXACT SAME.
RIGHT DOWN TO:
>cause to me sex is a more emotional act of connection than it is for pure pleasure, while it is that too of course. But I can just fap if I want pure sexual pleasure, I've never felt the need to have sex purely for sexual pleasure.
>>6856045
Sauce?
>>6856090
Really? Well it wasn't it with me the other times cause this is the first time I've posted text in these threads, but I find that fucking hilarious though. Thanks for the chuckle mate.
>>6856127
dj-rodney. I wish I was having what that polar bear was having.
>tasteful body hair
>>6856533
>keys
what does it mean
jealous of the stupid kid
>>6856557
no idea mane
>>6856533
is he cumming keys?
>>6856045
>tfw no fat dad bear to have taboo relations with
>>6851182
More Falco for me.
>>6856557
>>6856580
>>6856582
man some people have really weird fetishes
>>6856593
please feel free to have him
>>6856613
that's what looks like is happening to me, not what I want to be happening
>>6856593
Sweet sweet Falco
>>6856590
Shame.
>>6856593
i want that belly man
>>6856141
Feel free to stop playing retarded.
If you want to bitch and moan about your hopeless sex life, and how you refuse to do anything about it, take it somewhere else.
This is a porn thread.
Not your personal blog.
>>6855571
Been going about 1 year, I made good gains in the beginning going from twig to sort of toned but I've brickwalled pretty hard recently.
I sleep a ton (probably too much, like 10 hrs a day). Working out in the evening always gets me really exhausted. My diet is kind of all over the place though, I try to eat healthy stuff like chicken breast & apples with peanut butter, protein shakes for snack, etc. but I get takeout for dinner a lot.
>>6856648
Bellies are good too.
>>6856676
Believe what you want to, but I might just keep going for fun since you seem to care so much about it
>>6856695
>ten hours a day
Tell me your secrets senpai
t. someone with a mild sleeping disorder
>tfw bearmode bara and top but also sub
Life is challenging.
>>6856807
You just need someone to ride your dick. Hard.
>>6856794
Idk, I'm pretty sure I'm fucked up in the opposite direction. I'm low energy & tired as shit from the moment I wake up & never feel like I've slept enough.
>>6856886
Fuck.
I might be able to help with the low energy part though.
Try getting more iron in your diet.
>>6856695
When it comes to diet for getting bigger, you do want to east healthy, but it more about getting enough protein and cals in. You need to eat a lot. Like 3k + cals a day
Thats a good amount of sleep so that shouldnt be a problem
As far as routine, you need to be lifting some days with lower volume higher weight. People who keep up high volume workouts will notice a massive plateau after a short while. Thats why its never recommended to keep up a hypertrophic routine.
Do some days of progressive overload for lifts like squat, bench, deadlift, and other compounds 5-3-1
5 reps 70 ish % max
3 reps 85 % max
Then 1 last of 95% of your max
For axillary I usually do 3x12 or 4x10 depending on the lift
On a side not, I want this body pillow
>>6856919
>>6856886
Shit I forgot.
That's what helped me when it got to the point I was falling asleep in the middle of exams and sometimes while driving. Scary shit.
Switching out coffee with tea also helped too.
Had to wean myself off coffee before that though.
Basically I started eating more dark vegetables and started getting tomatoes on my sandwiches.
>>6856944
Interesting, I kept thinking I needed to do more volume...never would have considered doing low volume. I'll give it a try, thanks
>>6856919
Yeah good call, I keep meaning to start taking a daily multivitamin or something.
>>6856944
source
>>6855951
Steam ID? I'll dotes with you if you can tolerate a 3kish scrub.
>>6857125
Hey.
>>6857125
Hello
>>6857125
Greetings.
>>6857182
>this towel just so happened to fall off, oh no!
>>6857355
It happens when your are as big as that
>>6857381
It's pretty cute, honestly.
i should've bought it
>>6857415
It's the first step in seduction
>>6857355
>tfw you forget your cool whip in the squat rack
>>6857447
I'm really liking where these steps are headed.
>>6857455
It's a real danger.
>>6857523
I bet you would
>>6857580
What can I say? I've grown to like it round, and all around.
>>6857638
>6857638
Bellies are the best
>>6855887
This is exactly why I feel so badly for it. I love him more than anything and I'm always there for him, plus I do his favorite thing for him nearly every night.
But he knows I like chubs and hes very skinny and I'd never want him to harm his health for me.
But on the other hand I could never date me because I'd hate feeling like I'm not his favorite shape. I'd end up getting chunny for myself even if the me I'm dating didn't want me to
>>6857444
The only bear you can actually sleep with
>>6857737
I certainly like them more than I used to- Wouldn't mind kissing every inch of one, mess with the navel a good bit too.
>>6857785
i have Forest
>>6857762
>But on the other hand I could never date me because I'd hate feeling like I'm not his favorite shape. I'd end up getting chunny for myself even if the me I'm dating didn't want me to
you just confused me
>>6857794
It's a lot of fun
>>6857868
Ah, someday I hope to do it for someone. Give them all of my attention and massage their stomach, too.
>>6857014
Sorry it took me so long to find
twitter c o m /pukkunn/status/791625506370183168?s=09
>>6856995
Trust me. You don't get beefy doing the same high volume every time. Thats why you calves aren't huge despite being use all the time
>>6857100
Sorry senpai I quit my doto career after calibrating at a whopping 2k
>>6857923
I bet they will love it
have your daily Kass
>>6857868
Oh I was basically saying I love my bf to death and there's nothing hes not doing for me that someone else could that wouldn't harm his health.
And but I'm like you, I can't stand to think I'm not ideal for him. So if I was dating someone exactly like me, I'd get chubby for him for his pleasure even if he wouldn't want me to due to health reasons.
I couldn't stand the thought of him having sex with another guy
>>6857962
I'd make sure they do. If they're enjoying themselves, I'll do it all they want.
>>6858004
Every day until we like it.
>>6857923
...I could use a belly rub.
>>6858035
As long as I get to squeeze it from the sides, too. Between long, slow strokes. And kiss it.
>>6858006
Ah okay I think I understand now.
>>6858010
Belly rubs, licks, and grabs are godly; I'm sure he would enjoy every bit of it.
https://discord.gg/72wrycM
>>6858123
Damn. Licking? I hadn't even thought of that. Definitely going to do that too. Sounds fun as hell to do to someone. Make them squirm.
>>6858234
Yeah my BF as done it for me, even more fun if tie them up
>>6858320
This is definitely something I'm going to have to do to someone. Get them all riled up while I'm at it.
>>6858378
you could try and use a food like honey or something too if you and him are into it as a suggestion to make it more interesting
>>6858423
Christ, you are kinky. I'd generally not be the one to get into it as how sticky it'd get would annoy me after a while, but that sounds like way too much fun to pass up.
>>6858475
To be honest, I don't even think that is really that kinky
premature ejaculation
>>6858518
I'm vanilla as hell in terms of interests, so that's pretty far on my list
>>6858554
ah well I would consider that to pretty tame
>>6858593
Ah, perhaps, I've only been with one guy and one time, so I'd have to have my horizons broadened.
Anyone else like pop'n music
>>6858640
Well finding the right guy and then going at the right speed for something is how you are going to get the best experiences out trying newer stuff in your sex life
>>6858554
This is ultimate chub belly right here. This is exactly what I want you cuddle. Just needs a good butt now
>>6858685
Sound advice, really, it's all I'm looking for, nothing too crazy off the bat.
>>6858737
Risuou does fantastic things. Having trouble finding ones just like it in art now. Plenty of the characters in his comics have a good belly. And yes. A good butt is appreciated too. I'd love to spread apart cheeks like that and just go to town. Teasing, tasting bodily warmth.
>>6858848
Good sex is all about finding someone with similar enough interests and then good communication in the bed room, at least until you both have a solid idea about what you both want out of the sex, it doesn't have to be anything wild or out there to be good.
>>6858918
Honestly, that'll be my biggest hurdle. I'm a terrible communicator in person. I can convey thought and put it into words, just not regarding sex. A part of it still seems so taboo to me for some reason. It's something I'll work at, though. Thank you for that.
>>6858992
Try focusing on using I statements, such as "I like it when you do this" ect. and make sure you tell them what they are doing right for you whenever you ask them not to do something that way to avoid sound to critical of their performance.
Sorry if I am coming off preachy or something, I work in a teen health lab regarding safe sex so this kind of advice giving is kinda my job and I enjoy helping people achieve a good sex life. I generally have found these tips are useful though.
>>6859065
Don't worry about sounding preachy, I think this is going to be pretty applicable as well. Yeah. I'd want to let them know that they can keep enjoying themselves as well. It's one thing I didn't really do before. Be vocal about it. I'll make sure to when I do find someone.
are there any muscle mode raccoons? their bara ones are usually fatties
>>6859150
There's only Sly cooper and that racoon from guardians of the galaxy.
>>6859138
Well I hope it helps
>>6859150
something like this maybe?
>>6859204
I'm sure it will. Also, that's a damned fine raccoon.
crackers or flint
>>6859560
g r y p h o n
For real though, I'd be more likely to go with the Crackers
>>6859560
Get crackers if you want to ruin your butthole.
>>6859560
I don't understand. Could someone fill me in?
>tfw never remotely near anyone on any zeemap
My goal of being a hermit is complete.
>>6859196
>sly
why would a thief be super muscular
>>6859776
When they're a mugger? It's not like Sly doesn't beat up fools.
>>6859720
sounds fun
>>6859762
>tfw no Irken bf to be banished with
>>6859912
>no irken bf
You rang?
>>6860176
>Bara Zim
Now I've seen everything.
What, no Sam?
>>6861635
Lifting won't just make you kinkier
You're going to need to boost your test if you want to feel like a wild dog that needs to get its dick wet in the craziest way possible.
You're going to need a low sugar/alcohol diet
Get a healthy amount of fat in your diet
Lift heavy weight
Stop masturbating as much
And sleep well
Take a preworkout too if you want. For the while I was taking creatine I was doing shit like lifting and pinning my hubby up against a wall while I fucked him
For real, you'll be wanting to fuck like an animal
t. Lifting fag
Anyone have some military bara? Nothing is sexier than defending our glorious furry nation from degenerate shemale twinks after all.
>>6862422
does he count
>>6851099
any hung bfs left?
>>6862081
>Low sugar
doable
>Stop masturbating as much
o-okay
>sleep well
Y U DO DIS?
For real, you'll be wanting to fuck like an animal
O-oh well in that case.