/scaly/ - Scaly General #162 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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I want to be a Tama and blow bubbles!

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>>6848618
We all do, anon.

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>>6848563
>Topic
Mm, it's probably safe to assume there'd be individuals in their species just as deviant as we are, and with the combined determination of both parties to follow their desire -
I'm gonna go with 'solid'. Really, even the most restricting problems in communication, culture, logistics or health hazards isn't gonna prove a big enough barrier
I mean, who could say what they would find attractive, but we as a species we have already attempted to have sex with pretty much anything that moves already, and then some

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>>6847727
That would be me, ye.
>>6847800
Not a lot really. I'm Minmatar, dedicated logi pilot and industrialist, tho as soon as I get myself self-sufficient on plex I'll work on setting up a hauler alt. Holiday gifts have been weaksauce this year.

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I really, really want a dragon bf for christmas.

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>>6849287

>finish reading Fizzling Magma
>tfw no fizzle to be your best-dragon

But my writes are making progress, so that's cool I guess.

>captcha was pizza, haven't had breakfast yet
>imminent food-wanting

>>6848734
Was this you >>6843627

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>>6849749
Nope I just reposted that image in here because I like the way it looks

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>>6850858
I like these enemies

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>>6848563
>Topic of the thread: If sentient scalies existed
This is nitpicking, but when I suggested that question in the previpus thread, I meant it without the qualifier "if they existed"
I know dragons don't exist now, but I think it's a more interesting topic to discuss whether they might in the future
I think if humanity survives the next century we'll create our own lifeforms.
Either an artificially created dragon made by gene splicing and selective breeding, or a robotic one so realistic you can't tell.
I couldn't find the scaly version of this picture but you know what I mean.

What are /scaly/'s preferred tabletop RPG systems?

>>6849404
My friend had one he made, it was fun mostly because it was broken as fuck especially in favor of mages and engineers
The action system was all about modifiers and mages could use that to oneshot anything and engineers could waste all their action points building one super OP turret

Besides that I've only played a forgotten realms campaign and one day of pathfinder

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>>6850858
KH Wyverns are cute.

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>>6848739
tfw checked out her smile (and pretty mouf) before anything else

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>holiday feels

>>6855369
The sheer mindfuck when you realize that this is two female contortionists in body paint.

>>6856774
holy shit, at first I thought it was just a unique camera setup that kept the chameleon in the center of the frame

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Scaly! I don't know who else to ask, but is there some place I can find safe-for-work pictures of lizard people and kobolds for an upcoming DnD campaign? I figure you guys would know if there's a booru or something for this.

Have a this cool snake picture I saw in return.

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>>6857054
Player guidebooks and suppliments have pretty neato art

>>6857054
search /tg/'s archives for a kobold thread and save everything from that.
or make a new one yourself if you can keep it alive for long enough

>>6857054
try e621.net with

<search term> rating:s

where search term is kobold, scalie anthro, etc

https://e621.net/post/index/1/kobold%20rating:s
it is a porn site though, be warned

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>>6857054
For some reason, Bush Vipers are prone to getting photoshopped a lot.

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>>6851464
I would go for either 3.5 for the choice, PF for my normie friends or Dark Heresy 2nd ed and Rogue Trader for that captain feeling

my current PC in 3.PF is a summoner. My eidolon is a dragon lookalike and real dragons are extinct so he passes for a real dragon for all but the most knowledgeable(planes).
>character very attached to his dragon
>dragon now Large and a killing machine in melee
>I sometimes ride him into battle
>One of my friend noticed i gave Ride points to the dragon too, started joking my character isn't the only rider in this relationship
>...he's right but I wouldn't RP that in game

they do know I have bad dragons. they don't know how MANY I have tho
(this isnt even up to date)

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>>6857297
as an unrelated thing

here's a new mug the chinese just sent me.

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>>6857321
oh wheeeps, dropped some hot water on there by accident

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>>6857321
>>6857335
Brilliant.

>>6851464
2e Mutants & Masterminds. It allows more creative freedom than other d20 games do(you can play a dragon with little trouble), and it's simpler to understand, and a bit harder to break on accident than 3.5 or PF.

>>6851464
Traveller.

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>>6848563
tott
>NEVER GIVE UP
>NEVER SURRENDER

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Was this ever translated?

>>6848734
character name and artist? she was the one covering her boobs in last thread. she purdy.

>>6850515
sauce?

>>6851464
I dunno, never played. Would love too though.

I'll trade Steam Keys for lewd writing about Scalies if any writers are on.

>>6859741
I'm too busy writing lewd scaly stuff to write other lewd scaly stuff

>>6859890 #
That's reasonable! This is directed at people who aren't already writing something.

>>6859954
Sorry, if I wasn't on a schedule I would! I'm trying to get this done for Christmas.

>>6860119
Don't worry at all! I completely understand and there's no problem or anything. Good luck finishing what you're working on!

>>6859741
What keys do you have and what are your preferences?

>>6860199
Syder Arcade, Curses and Chaos, Magica 2, Chronology, Tales Across Time, Deep Dungeons, Shu, Steamworld: Dig, Binary Domain, Pressure, Cosmonautica, Dark Scavenger, and Karma 1. Some of those I have two of. I'll post whatever people want.

Any of this in Greentext form would be great.

A scaly buys an electric prostate stimulation machine and uses it on himself. It's brutally intense, but that's why he likes it so much.

A scaly pornstar doing a photoshoot. Involving a lot of precise edging and cumming at exactly the right moment.

>>6857054
>>6857221
e926.net is the same site but it only shows safe images.

>>6860469
Here are some extra ones.

Dragons are fully sentient, but are bred and raised to show off at competitions. They go along with this because the incredibly invasive procedures used to collect their sperm feel extremely good.

One of the events at those competitions is sexual. It involves judging of how hard they can get, dick length and girth, how well they can stay on the edge of orgasm, and the size and quality of their load. All of them are tested extensively and publically.

>>6860618
>tfw you will never be one of these dragons

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I posted the sketch for this in another thread, but here's the final thing

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>>6861128
horizontal puss version

>>6860618
I'll come back later and see if anyone is interested.

>>6855556
this is arousing me for some reason, what is wrong with me?

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>>6861156

>>6861128
>>6861136
Add SFW version, pls

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>>6861473
Here you go

>>6861539
Thanks man

>>6861549
No prob. Are you >>6857054, out of curiosity?

>>6861572
No, I'm not him

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>>6861128
>>6861136
>>6861473
>>6861539
ugh, just noticed an obvious mistake, here's a fixed version

fixed lewd versions: http://imgur.com/a/sY86o

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Merry Christmas /scaly/!

>>6857321
>>6857335
>you will never have a gay scaly porn mug
fuck

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>>6863140

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>>6863231

Any idea what it says?

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Its friday,what is /scaly/ up to?

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>>6863354
nope, i don't speak shitty languages

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>>6863441
Replaying games and not clearing out my backlog.

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>>6863441
Eagerly anticipating lizmas.

Also playing vidya.

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It's almost chanukah!
How will you spend it with your reptilian girlfriend?

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>>6863589
>Chanukah
>Reptilian

>>6863606
My original plan was to post hillary, but all I had was a pic of her making out with trump

>>6863656
>tfw trump is /scaly/

>>6863700
>Grab her by the cloaca

>>6863231
>>6863486
I'd love to wake up to a Scaly making out with me and rubbing his dick against mine like that

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>>6863623

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>>6863623
>>6863926

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>>6863926

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>>6864193

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>>6863231
Sauce?

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>>6864059

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What are your thoughts on Snek Ayy?

>>6864374
their jaws are terrifying and thinmen are creepy

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>>6864374
She's gorgeous

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>>6864374
She is a cute

>>6848891
>you will never sit down next to him, lean over, and start casually sucking him off.

Life is suffering.

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hot or not?

>>6864889
She looks like an Asian

>>6864889
How many blowjobs at once would that be?

>>6857335
>this isn't video games

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>>6862334
y-you too, slack

<3

>>6863441
Hopefully finishing Christmas shopping.
Being lazy because its a day off and sleeping too much. Maybe clean some stuff.

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>>6849368
Those legs and feet are really getting to me

>>6867107
I'm pretty certain those are 99% the reason that animation was made.

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>>6863656
>>6863700
>>6863743
Funny you guys should say that, Newt Gingrich was the 53rd featured image on May 7, 2016.
>Today's featured image is upstanding reptilian overlord Newt Gingrich, who once gave 15k to a zoo to buy two monitor lizards

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2723439/#q2723439

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Checkmate

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>>6868402
>Newt Gingrich
>name is Newt
>likes lizards
I hue'd.

>>6864889 > >>6864374

>>6868464
>snek on right
11/10 would hit like the fist of an angry god.
That pose + the hip-wear and bracers gets me.

Merry Christmas scalybros

https://www.sofurry.com/view/1111378

>>6868838
>Playing Goddard: Part 3

Best Christmas ever!

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>>6868838

This was unexpected, but very nice! I love your stories.

Kobold writefag guy here.

http://pastebin.com/uzsjEFCw

Sorry I can't update. I'm too busy with Family shit, and the fact that I spend like three fucking hours standing at a blank screen trying to get more of my "serious" project done. Sort of sucks. Oh well.

>>6869838
Also, I just checked.

6K words for this lewd story. Around 200 words in my actual project since I started.

Fuck writing.

>>6869854
If it makes you feel better I've been at 14k in my novel draft for a year
I need to finalize an outline as well, things keep changing near the end and I've found some critical flaws with my villain and his plan

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>>6869854
>>6869913
>tfw story still postponed

>>6868845
>>6869240
Thanks I'm glad you like it.
>>6869073
I know some peoome wouldn't like the human-on-human bits but that's how the characters are headed. Next one will have dragon-on-dragon so I hope that makes up for it.
>>6869854
>Fuck writing
What's your serious project about? I'm kind of the same way - I've written about 60,000 words of furry and scaly smut in the last few years and only 40,000 in the novel I've been trying to write for twice as long.
Sometimes we just write what we want instead of what we should do.

>>6869997
>peoome
That was supposed to be "people"
I don't know what happened there.

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>>6869872
Very cute.

>>6869872
This is too adorable. Thank you for the smiles.

>>6869997
Different writer here, I'm also interested in hearing about others' works. I know the feel, but I always try to take the attitude of "the good writes will come when they're ready."
At the start of this year, I was getting to the second part of my own project, then got side tracked with some fics I did for another board here. Thankfully I've been able to get rolling on said second part, but frankly I'm glad as the delay might have helped develop it a more preferable way. The last several pages have been pretty enjoyable to write.

>>6869942
>tfw still haven't found the drive to finish my kushala story overhaul
I'm at that point where I basically high-center myself on the story; the majority of it is written but there's a couple of "holes" that are basically transitions that should be straightforward, yet just can't seem to find the motivation or words to hash it out. I have half a dozen stories stuck in author-induced purgatory from this shit.

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>>6869872
>>6870604
Latias still the best

>>6870886
I've written two books for NaNoWriMo, plus half of another one where I ran out of ideas. I also shit out two books filled with nothing but emoji and it turns out that bots on Amazon don't check the contents of the book. So I've made at least $10 off unsellable garbage because bots are stupid. And then I've written some other small stuff but usually I don't write because I can't write a good short story. Longer stuff is fun but nobody reads it.

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>>6870964
She can be spooky too!

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>>6864374
I want to fug and cuddle her.

>>6871001
>tfw in it for the long haul
Yeah I can't short story either. If it's not my main project, I'm not interested usually, short of a greentext done in one sitting.

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>>6870964
I like her and his brother equally

>>6865818
Looks like nine, if you count all eight of the snakes she has for, "hair." Maybe ten or eleven, if she can suck more than one at a time.

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>>6870897
>>6870886
If you wait for inspiration you might be a decent poet but you'll never be a writer. Most writing is grunt work, it's just about slogging through until you reach your daily word goal or you finish the story.
If you had to build a house you wouldn't wait for inspiration. I felt the same way while doing my own writing. There were times I hated it and wanted to give up - and sometimes I would leave it alone for a few days. But other times I just forced myself to do it, knowing it'd be worth it in the end. And it is.
Pic related is the best writing advice I've ever seen or heard. It's just work.

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>>6868464
>viper king
NO
REMOVE

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>>6871301
I want to eat breakfast with both of them!

>>6869997
My serious project also involves fantasy creatures and modern life.

I don't really want to talk about it, since people could like... trace me.

>>6872201
Not like anyone here gives a fuck mate.

>>6872201
I understand, I wouldn't want my friends or family knowing who Mercrantos is. I keep that part of my life seperate. It wouldn't be the end of the world if people found out but it'd be embarrassing.

Is there porn of those snakes in pots from SMB2

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>>6873156
Yes, shockingly.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20893357/

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>>6873168
That snake might as well be Yoshi-lite, but it's still pretty amusing at least

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Fresh off a recent TES thread.

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>decide to go to politics
>snek porn

what a world

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>>6873919
Like seriously, what even

https://www.faceberg.com/HoppeanSnakeMemes/videos/1176114829123501/

>>6871111
this pic is so fucking hot I have an hour long boner because of it

>>6870897
You should totes post it or a link to it so we can read and of criticism

>>6873919
>>6874020
>do not step
>instead, do fug

>>6872550
Well, let's just say that there is a chance a non-human and a human character might have a sexual relationship, and I don't want people to accuse me of doing that for fetishistic reasons—especially since the non-human definitely fits the definition of scalie. A huge part of the book is about their friendship, and I know they're both non-straight, so I want to leave my options open, y'know?

Even if I partially am doing it for the thought of how much porn that would generate if it gets popular.

>>6873168
oh hey I drew that, sup

I can't take credit for the idea though, someone requested it in a drawthread

>>6873244
yeah, I wanted to draw it non-anthro or like a naga but the requester wanted full-on anthro iirc. come to think of it I might have to draw more porn of cobrats

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>>6874329
>Even if I partially am doing it for the thought of how much porn that would generate if it gets popular.

Well then, you'd be Naomi Novik of Temiraire fame.

>>6874339
Holy shit. Glad to know you're still around, and thank you for the Snek mage from a while ago.

>I might have to draw more porn of cobrats
Sounds awesome, I hope you do.

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>>6874246
Reminder that if you fug snek, snek will crush and destroy your enemies in glorious crusade battle to obtain more human cock

>>6874394
I do not see the problem with this.

>>6874364
You're welcome, glad you like it. That's one of my favorite pieces out of the ones I've done, actually.

And yeah, I've been around, I got a bit burnt out on drawthreads. I've kinda realized it's more fun to draw stuff for threads about specific topics anyway ( >>6862914 for example). Also, since you linked my FA, I should let you know that I think I'm going to just upload stuff to e621 from now on instead, it's a lot less hassle for me than FA: https://e621.net/post/index/1/uuoouu

>>6874942
>uuoouu
>4 U's
Bane?

I always think it's cool when we have content creators here. It's like meeting celebrities.

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>>6874942
>I got a bit burnt out on drawthreads
That's because they tend to go bad. Although /trash/'s is like a septic pool.
(And neat thread, thanks for the find.)

If you ever feel in the mood to draw, just say so, and I'm sure someone here will chime in with an idea. It's fun for everyone and at a chill pace without the drawthread drama.

>>6874394
well for fuck's sake, all snek had to do was ask

>>6874970
I dunno whether this is a batman reference that I'm not getting or if there's an artist out there who goes by the name bane, but either way "uuoouu" has no special meaning to it and is just the first thing I thought to bang out on the keyboard when I made the account

>>6874998
Haha, that's flattering, thanks. Honestly, I just like seeing people repost my doodles, it tells me that someone liked it enough to save it.

>>6875013
Yeah, I'll be sure to pick people's brains for ideas when I'm not sure what to draw.

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>>6875120
It's batman reference. The character of Bane has a famous line, "for you" that he means to be threatening but is actually hilarious.

>>6875120
>batman reference
Maybe? If it is, it's probably a meme reference to Bane's line, "For you." Because it's four u's. Kind of a stretch.

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What would your parents think if you brought home a scaly gf?

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>>6875181
What if your mom is a scaly?

>>6875167
>>6875172
oh haha, I completely forgot about that

>>6875181
>live in, "Tha Good Ol' South"
>mother is unabashedly racist as shit
>literally, "they're not human; they're close, but they just aren't," tier
>father is cautiously racist, but views inter-racial as not being a good thing
>he once told me, "I don't have anything against black people, and if you fall in love with one, that's fine, but I'd prefer if you found a white christian girl."

I can hear the screaming match now.

>>6875190
FUCK WHERE HAVE I SEEN HER BEFORE

>>6875230
>Christian parents
>Bring home what appears to be a demon of satan
>"Chill dad, it turns out demons and angels look the same. Meet my new girlfriend, uh, isfrael"
>"I've been chosen by the lord yeah"

>>6864374
misogynist garbage

what are these neckbearded gamer dudebros trying to say, that women are snakes? wow fuck them okay

#triggered

>>6864374
why can't I marry one yet

>>6875230
>turns out they're not actually racist in general
>they just hate niggers
>they'd be perfectly find with you bringing home a scaly waifu because she isn't black
>no chance of miscegenation either
Every cloud has a silver lining, anon.

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Merry Christmas, /scaly/.

E6WVE-J6ITH-N3HJT
MIAWB-I5BP4-34FM5
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=ykzEubUNvE2ssxN7
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=NGttuDvb8eDAwHpf

>>6875889
>grey goo
FUCK
Never should have bought that game.

Is there a way to turn it into a gift link again?

>>6875889
In order:
Grey Goo: DZHQG-ACRRX-4379G
FEZ: FN9BG-Y9ZJ0-J38V2

>>6875181
Mom would be okay if she was a decent person.
Dad is dead.
My sister would laugh because I told her I'm asexual.
>tfw wizard because no scaly gf

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>>6875181
Both would be surprised at first.
Then Mom would be happy that I'm happy
And after a little while longer my dad eventually ask what the sex is like.

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It's Chrissmass
Merr Chrissmass /scaly/

>>6876160
I want a snek wife for xmas

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>>6876211
I want a deathclaw husband.

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Merry Christmas!

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wintertime is cold for a scaly

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>>6876577

>>6876233
hope you enjoy 2L cumshots anon

>>6876113
Anyone have the one with this kobold cuddling some guy by a fireplace?

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>>6877084

>>6876845
I said deathclaw, not dragon.

>>6877090
Thank you

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>>6876233
>husband
You lost me.

>>6877882
I do like cock.

>>6877947
Me too! Let's make our cocks kiss

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>>6877947
Can we agree that sexy butts are the best?

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>>6877985
Yes. Big ones too.

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>>6878032
Bigger is better.

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>>6878055
Is it Dinobutt-time?

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>>6878079
Is it ever not?

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>>6877926
I see that spooky skeleton.

>>6878243
And now, this is just nice.

>>6878251
>spaghetti and meatball

>>6875325
The only place I've seen this before was a draw request where I drew it, And she isn't a character or based on one. At least not conciously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BuL8gU6e5Y
Watch it to the end

>>6878425
>man transforms to dragon to save gf
Is this just a music video or a movie trailer?

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>>6878444
I wanna turn into a dragon, to be honest.

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>>6878444
A Russian movie
I think he's a dragon this whole time and can switch to a human body. I just found this - someone posted it in a FA journal.

IMDB page: www.imdb.com/title/tt4057376

Better trailer, this one has cool dragon shots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sozmbS1-PP4

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>when you get a crush on some cartoon lizard from a show you haven't seen

kill me

>>6878671
Looks like Little Foot there on the left

I NEED DRAGON DICKS NOW
IT'S URGENT

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>>6878722
Merry Christmas

>>6877957
but that be lewd

>>6878764
It's cute if we hold hands

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>>6864374

>>6877926
I will never tire of shy nerdsnek

>>6878821
Fine, we can make our cocks kiss, whilst holding each other's hands.

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What do you think of fat snek

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>>6879040
Would fug the thicc cloaca

>>6879040
Good for breeding.

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Merry Christmas, guys

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>>6879113

>>6879117
i wish i could sample her "egg nog" but the drawings made me smile

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>>6879198
I bet they taste good.

>>6879040
>>6879073
>tfw you will never put eggs in your big snake waifu

>>6878671
what magical anon is gonna post a mega link for this show, I can't torrent on this connection

we got lizzie before

>>6879113
>>6879117
>>6879305
>shyguy

Nope. Dropped.

>>6879568
why?

>>6879660
huge insufferable vorefag

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>>6879787
huge insufferable complainerfag

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>>6879568
Okay then, Uncle Scrooge

>>6879514

>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/>>6879514
Kulipari:_An_Army_of_Frogs

here - it's a Netflix Show
>google image search

>>6879971

welp i fucked up the link - just leave the ">>" Part out
>sorry

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>>6879971
>>6879985
yea I found it, I was just wondering if someone happened to have it all ripped, cause netflix is shit on my connection

>>6879958
That is a cute lizzer

>>6880001
>tfw not sure whether I want to be the giraffe or the dragon

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>>6880159

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>>6880259
penis hugs time?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/351150/?snr=1_620_4_1400_45_2
there's a nice sale going on atm on this game, saw it mentioned before in this general.

there's a strange lack of porn in this thread

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>>6880673
Dude, it's christmas eve.

I'm doing Christmas gifting early today, even.

>>6879971
>it's a Netflix Show
Thats almost like a seal of shit
Like the opposite of a seal of quality

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>all these writefags

I'm gonna post a story I've been working on for the past two weeks in the next thread.
How many of you would be willing to give feedback? I definitely need some.

>>6881134
I would say you'd get some, the last writer to ask for some got like 3 or 4 anons giving feedback.

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>>6879787

It's a shame. All his OC's look comfy as fuck. But I wouldn't risk sleeping with any of them unless they were bulimic.

>>6881134
do eet

>>6881383
That one, if I remember right, is specifically designed to be, "prey." So, good news, if you slept with her, she wouldn't eat you.

Bad news, if you can't somehow shove her into your body, she probably won't sleep with you.

>>6881602
>vorefag can't make a single character without working his shitty fetish into it somewhere

autism was a mistake

>>6881676
See >>6879113. That character doesn't do vore. Period. She's just a dragon with exaggerated or weird emotions. There's a picture of her laughing during sex, not because the guy she's sleeping with is bad, but because she's enjoying it, and that's the only way she knows how to show it.

The closest she gets to vore is the fact that she has reptilian physiology. She will occasionally lay unfertilized eggs and thinks it's hilarious to see her boyfriend's reaction to her tricking him into eating them. Vis a vis, the eggnog; eggnog is a sweet, drinkable egg custard. That one is, supposedly, made with her latest egg, which is the size of an ostrich egg.

>>6880566
Definitely go for it if you want a cute platformer with a storybook aesthetic

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>>6880566
>>6882399
Reminds me of crayon physics deluxe.
Loved that game.

Oversized boobs/butts on scaly just does not do it for me

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>>6882746
That's because hyper is a lame fetish.

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>>6882801
yet it gets posted here to death.

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>>6882875
ooh, that is a beaut

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I wanna tie up and do lewd things to a big male dragon~

>>6882875
there needs to be more pictures of dragons in casual clothes in the world.

>>6883740
i may not be a dragon irl. but you can tie me up, and do lewd things to me instead if you want.

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>>6884162

anyone got any straight scaly porn?

>>6885303
how do noodle dragons float anyway?

>>6885537
In Chinese mythology, it's because they have a pearl between the halves of their brain that allows it. Grinding up the pearl allows a human to fly temporarily, and eating the pearl whole, as shown in an old folk tale of a boy who found one, turns the human into a dragon.

>>6885303
cute!

>>6885562
so noodle dragons are related to clams?

this changes everything!

>>6885634
I believe it was inserted into the first one that was created by the Chinese deities and the trait was inherited by their offspring.

>>6885562
>tfw might be willing to murder a dragon in order to become one

>>6885814
He found it in a river and caught it in a jar, because he couldn't catch it with his hands. It brought good luck to his family for a while until imperial soldiers showed up at his family's house demanding to be allowed to find out where all their money was coming from. Fearing it would be taken, he tried to run away with it, but was caught, so he swallowed it, planning on jumping into the river to try and get away. It burned worse than anything on the way down and the second his body was submerged, he turned into a dragon.

anyone got any bondage /scaly/s?

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>>6885996
Yes.

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>>6885996

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Finally, I found the artist behind this pic

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22047973/

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snu snu

>>6886200
Welp, now I know what I want for Christmas.

>>6886258
same. I just wish I had someone to spend Christmas with though.

>>6858040
"I Want To See The Same Scenery As You"-Gtranslate

>>6881383
They're comfy inside and out

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>>6885996

>>6878425
Is this like the Scaly version of Twilight?

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>>6885996

>>6888581
IT KNOWS

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>>6886584

Thanks Anon, that makes sense.

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what did /scaly/ give or get for Christmas?

>>6888833
Nothing. I'm working

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>>6888833
1) that's beautiful
2) same as >>6888850 at least it's from home

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>>6888833
A cool 3-400 dollars.

Should I get a PS4 Pro?

>>6888833
I gave my mother some glass jewelry she wanted and a new shoebox, got my father some nice mustard and new blades for his nutribullet

their gift to me was an effective but ugly adjustable chair, apparently they didn't come in black
unfortunately when I was visiting for thanksgiving my father asked if I would like a nice chair for work/gaming, I said no yet here it is
they could have actually looked at the much cheaper items on my wishlist and picked 1 or 2 of literally 3 things but whatever, I'm grateful of course but this shit happens every year

god I sound like a dick, they probably spent a lot on that

>>6889367
I'd get a regular ps4 if you just want a console, not all games are going to be optimized for it and that "4k" is actually a 1440p interlace
plus several models have issues with overheating

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>>6888833
Flashlights, and a body pillow.
I need to find an appropriate cover for it.

>>6889386
>plus several models have issues with overheating


>>6889488
That one looks very good.

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>>6889489
is this a cut page from the tama/lagi comic?

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>>6888833
Repeating numbers, apparently.

>>6889518
oh right I forgot the slim existed
slim is the cheaper option so I'd get that but I'm also jewish as fuck

the error on the ps4 pro may actually have been a display error and is now fixed, unsure about that though
but yeah, several games will look the same on ps4 and the pro

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>>6889564
I can be Jewish about pricing too, but my concern is if it could break down or have problems (overheating, etc), which is why I ask.

>>6889518
>>6889564
>>6889634
Apparently the pro has overheating issues and doesn't do a damn thing about making games play at a better framerate.

You're better off getting a slim

Gonna start a new thread early while the day is relevant
>>6889753
>>6889753
>>6889753

>>6892729

Tirrel.