Hunger Games Thread
I'm Breaking My Limit!
>>6845736
>Is punched in the tit.
What is wrong with you?
>>6845772
It's alright, I'll catch you next time.
>>6845775
Kaito.
>>6845779
Hoyo... What to play...
>>6845793
>She attaches her head to her butt with a clicking noise. Then she does a handstand and starts staring at you again.
>>6845734 (Kaito)
I need to go back to bed.
Goodnight.
>>6845817
A fucking lot, like you wouldn't believe. I see a state therapist biweekly and take like five different medications. Kill me.
>>6845733
>>6845775
H-help us..
"I thought she was innocent.."
She keeps taking her clothes off..
"S-she tried to get me to nurse..!"
>The two Kaitos look scared.
>>6845755
>The turn back with a sigh but they look away.
D-don't be sad..
"This is my nightwear though."
>>6845772
That sounds pretty..
"Deplorable."
>>6845833
>Doppio busts out laughing, beating his fist against the ground.
W-What the hell are you even..
Bahahaha! How're you doing that? Are you a robot? You totally are! That's killer!
>>6845772
Aw shucks you're making me blush.
So Darliiiiing... Do you have anything planned for the holidays? I was thinking maybe we could do something special together. What do you think?
>>6845779 (Kurumi)
You're right. No idea where that place is. Sounds pretty alright, though.
>>6845784 (King Skellyman)
Yeah, but not my king.
>>6845789 (Saladboy)
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
...lettuce.
>>6845793 (Doppio)
Different worlds. For instance, your world never had a war between humans and monsters, but mine did.
>>6845779
No, I don't wanna.
>>6845833
Kai..Kaito's the baby?
>>6845849
>She blushes.
I...I don't kno...
>She's confused as hell right now.
>>6845844
Geez. But that's not my call to make, sorry.
>>6845812
>Picks up the lifeless body and digs a small grave, Ikaros then places the anon within the small graves and buries him.
You will be remembered.
>>6845866
You're talking about something straight out of a sci-fi movie and it's going right over my head.
i borrowed my aunts money to pay the rent
IM A SUCCESS I CAAAaaant TOUCHED!
OAAAHHHHH
>explodes
>>6845869
>punches you in the other tit
Bye
>>6845849
Hoyo? Really?
>>6845856
Nyah! Nyahahaha!
>She points at you.
You made noise so I wo--
>This causes her to lose her balance. She hits the floor and her head rolls to your feet.
Hoyo?
>>6845867
He's the pappa too.
>>6845793
>>6845856
Don't lie to vampires! I saw you panic! It was great!
>>6845833
I dunno....
>>6845867
Why noooot? Come oooon, are you just gonna leave a poor girl to staaarve?
>>6845866
Ke-he. Japan~. Aaaaaah, a biig, huge sunflower field, keehe.
>>6845866
Of course not! You have far too much.. Flesh.
>>6845912
You're pretty boring.
>>6845843
Well, have a nice hibernation Mr. Bear.
"Rest well."
>>6845867
>The two Kaitos grab onto her hands.
Please, this is weird..
"I don't know what to do.."
>>6845898
Well, I don't really sleep, so I wear this all the time.
"Except for when I have to wash it."
>>6845882
>Growing tired of explaining, Tori changes her vocal tone to a high-pitched, more sarcastic one.
Me no come from same world you do.
>>6845912
Japan...hm...
>>6845915
I'm not exactly gonna get rid of it.
>>6845891
Again with the punching..yet somehow I feel better now.
>>6845817
Sorry I couldn't be of any help...Next time I see her, I'll ask.
>>6845849
Hey man, I didn't ask for this. This was all kinda thrusted on me. Don't be judging a guy about things he ain't got no control over, that's not kosher.
>>6845860
Of course I have something planned, Miia! I just can't tell you.
It's a secret, a super good secret, that I'm sure you'll like, I promise! No, I pinky promise, swear on my mothers grave!
>>6845898
>Doppio picks up the head and looks into the neck, trying to make out what's inside.
How do you even function?
>>6845912
You didn't see shit!
What, you're trying to tell me you have a built in lie detector or something, too?
>>6845933
But you're right here in front of me, moron.
>>6845934
>grabs your ass
>>6845935
Ehee, if you say so Darlin! It'll be just you and me, won't it?
>>6845933
Any bells?
>>6845957
I can hear your heart, human~.
>One of her long, pointy ears wriggle.
You're all degenerate fuckfaces that should be hoisted off to jail for crimes against humanity with the amount of autism you're all giving off in one concentrated area.
>>6845935
You're going to "fill" the spider's "stocking"
>>6845912
>She's confused and glares at the two dumbfounded.
I guess, I guess I need to establish my role as mother! I'll try convincing her otherwise okay?
>>6845898
Hey um, can I play the mother? Pl-Pl-ease? Arale.
>>6845866
You deserve to be hit.
New game when
>>6845959
>stabs you in the solar plexus
No
>>6845976
>that outfit
UNF
>>6845925
We're playing house though. You have to pretend to be someone else.
>>6845957
>Her body remains on the ground.
Pervert! Hentai!
>>6845982
Hoyo? We already started though.
I hate myself. First 24 for the Heylin "It's better than nothing" games
>>6845982
....
>She looks utterly confused.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
>>6845996
Huh?
>>6846005
Kurumi
>>6845978
>complaining about autism in an autism containment thread
>>6845959
>Grabs your arm and handcuffs you to a street sign.
>Walks away.
>>6846005
Otto Suwen
>>6845933
Give it time kiddo, it has a tendency of falling off after a while.
>>6846005
Spook King
>>6845959
>Bashes over the fucking skull with a size 4 pnumospanner
>>6846005
Vinegar Doppio
>>6845976
>He talks in a fake deeper voice, which wasn't convincing at all.
I don't have a heart.
>>6846001
I am not! I'm just looking inside to see how it all works, calm down!
I'm.. Not seeing much, actually..
>>6846005
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6846005
Ikaros
>>6845957
I know. But before we both came here, we lived in separate universes.
>>6845976
Yeah, I kinda remember seeing it on a map of the human world. It's, like, an island, right?
>>6845987
So now it's your turn for a PUNCH-line, eh?
>>6846005
Tori
>>6846005
John Wick
>>6846005
Feeling better Yuubari
>>6846005
Dark Knight
>>6846005
Darling-kun
>>6845974
Uhhh...Ye-Yeah sure! Just the two of us, I-I promise...
>>6845981
Anon, you shush! That comes later, much later.
>>6846001
It's worth a try? PLEEEAAASE!
>>6846013
SORRY! THAT WAS MEANT FOR KAITOS
>>6845982
>>6845849
>>6846005
Uriko Nonomura
>>6846005
Darling's Wife
>>6846005
Misuzu Gundou
>>6846005
Anchovy
>>6845935
But you're talking to the snake lady right?
>Wicked grins grow on their faces and they talk in unison.
Would be a shame if someone told her about the people you've done.
"Would be a shame if someone told her about the people you've done."
>>6846001
Y-you just want me to take my clothes off..
"Fine, compromise.."
>They just strip their coats and scarves off, leaving their pants and undershirts.
>>6846005
Double trouble
>>6846005
me on the right
>>6846005
Horse tits
>>6846005
Starfire
>>6846005
Orihara Izaya
>>6846027
I'll end you, don't think I won't.
>>6846005
Bread-kun's wife
>>6846005
Blanc
>>6846005
Rinoa
>>6846005
Reigen Arataka
>>6846005
The GETBACKERS
>>6846042
SEE? THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! WHENEVER I TALK TO YOU BAD SHIT IS BOUND TO HAPPEN!
YOU'RE A BAD OMEN! A BAAAD OMEN! BEGONE! BEEEGOOONEEE!
>>6846050
kys
>>6846047
>>6846050
>>6846005
Takamura Yui
>>6846005
Tiny snek
>>6846024
Want me to show it to you~?
>She smiles eerily.
>>6846027
Mmmhmmm. And a whole section of it was sealed off by magic, just for all the 'youkai' and monsters~.
>>6846035
Huuuh...? I'm still hungry....
>>6846050
>>6846047
Hosefuckers go home.
>>6846050
Wh-why do animals have those things in this world!?
>>6846024
Here, let me see.
>The body rises to its feet and starts walking towards you.
>>6846035
Hoyo....
>>6846042
Are those your pajamas?
>>6846087
...and no means no!
>>6846005
Gas the Horsefags
>>6846047
>>6846050
Targets acquired.
>>6846034
I can't wait, Darling.
>gibs kissu
>>6846027
That doesn't make any sense, stupid.
>>6846087
Y-You won't.
>>6846101
>He politely hands the head back to the body.
See what? The inside of your head? I don't think that's possible.
>>6846005
Santa
>>6846095
Because mammals need to give their children milk.
>>6845982
As the mother? I suppose being married to you would be better than to her..
"And you probably wouldn't try to nurse.."
>>6846070
I'm only kidding..
"Yeah, it was just a lighthearted joke.."
>>6846101
Yup, it's a little too cold to take my shirt off though, a-and you don't want the baby to freeze right..?
"Goo-goo..."
>>6846101
Wh-What?
>>6846019
Not if I don't have kids.
>>6846052
Just eat your salad, kiddo.
>>6846087
That's starting to sound a lot like my world. Humans went to war against monsters, monsters lost, we got sealed in the Underground by a magical barrier, yadda yadda.
>>6846116
Listen, I'm just telling you what the human-but-not-human with wings told me. Don't stabbeth the messenger.
>>6846116
>She screws her head back on.
Okay, I won the quiet game! Can we do gang stuff now? Passion!
>>6846130
>She kicks her pants off.
Okay! Let's put the baby to bed honey.
>>6846131
You can be the mommy next time we play.
>>6846128
They shouldn't be allowed to raise actual children! They'll corrupt their minds and turn them into terrifying perverts!
>>6846083
No but okay...
>>6846130
This is only pretend, so don't count on it Kaito! I...I-I-I-I've had someone else in mind.
>She stares at the other Kaito.
And as for you other Kaito, I'd say you shut-up and start crawling to bed like a good baby.
>>6846146
...Oh, well alright.
Have there been any good newfags?
>>6846151
Bro, the fact that you are here shows that your parents did the dew. Are you a pervert?
>>6846171
There haven't been any good fags period.
>>6846005
Rick Grimes
Bump the game jack. Do it for me....
>>6846171
Neo
Satou
Assgore
>>6846104
Then I guess I'll just staaaaaaaaaaarve....
Bleeeeeegh.
>She swoons and falls over on her back dramatically.
>>6846116
Not unless you want me to~.
>>6846135
Ke-he? Nooot too different. They wanted to keep the magic away from all the weird 'skeptical' science people or something. Buut...most of us do feed on humans.... So they tossed in a village, too~.
Weeird.
>>6846199
Who
Who
Overrated Faggot
>>6846172
I...wouldn't know that. That's an uncanny thing to ask your parents.
Nonetheless, my parents aren't horses with...those body parts. Is this really nothing for you? I can't imagine someone walking into here, seeing that, and thinking it's normal.
>>6846135
Kiddo? I'm not that young...
>>6846110
Ye-Yeah...I-It'll be romantic and everything...candle light dinner and all...
>>6846130
A light hearted joke...I-It better have been! I'm juggling like, five girls at once! I can't take any chances! They could dog pile me and break my spine in half, man!
>>6846183
Freddie Mercury was a good guy, for a fag.
>>6846209
Ikaros fag
Dunno who honestly
I agree
>>6846209
I can understand Neo but Satou and the homo goatman? Smh senpai
>>6846226
Neo is ikaros?
>>6846211
It's pretty normal mate, atleast as normal as the snake or spider.
>>6846135
I'm done listenin', you're obviously off your rocker.
>>6846146
Uh, actually, it's the gang's bedtime, so..
I'm gonna.. Gonna go tuck all the gangsters in, because that's what we do..
>>6846204
>Doppio takes off running
>>6846146
>The two look away again, 'baby' kaito final thinks his troubles are over.
A-alright, that sounds reasonable.
"Gaa.."
>>6846159
I know it's pretend..! I can't get married anyway, but even if I could I have someone already.. I-I think..
"That's not way to speak to a child.. Besides you're not my 'mom'."
>>6846214
I wouldn't make a breech of the bro-code like that.
"But five huh? Jeez.. Talk about a scandal.."
>>6846199
>Neo
Don't they just respond with pictures and OOC? Fuck outta hero
>>6846204
So, what're saying is, you eat humans. Guess I'm safe, then.
>>6846213
Don't take it to heart.
>>6846240
Oh, well, seeya then.
>Tori watches the human run away.
...It's like speaking to a brick wall...
Swap or whatever. Or call me shit and threaten to host over me, and do that. I prefer the latter. At least the part where I don't do something I don't want to
>>6846171
C.C.
>>6846251
Wait, lemme recount...Miia, Centorea, Rachnera, Suu, Papi, Mero, and Lala...Make that, seven chicks.
>>6846257
Darling looks good to me.
>>6846257
Swap please.
>>6846042
>>6846066
>>6846159
>>6846251
Hoyoyo...
Okay, I'm bored. You can be the mommy now.
>She goes to pick up her clothes.
>>6846240
Oh! Bye-cha!
>>6846257
Let's go!
>>6846233
The spider is the farthest thing from normal, but I have seen a few other snake girls in my travels.
Anyways, you should be worried about animals and humans having those kind of interactions. It's not right.
>>6846257
Though my spirit is dwindling I have no other complaints.
>>6846257
I'm in a district with a bug, just perfect.
>>6846230
Yeah
>>6846282
Kaito, are you certain? I was planning to leave once the game started either way.
>>6846257
Let's go!
>>6846289
nigga thas a snek
>>6846274
Thanks horsetits! I'd fuck your tits, desu, but not your horse parts...
>>6846257
I'm ready.
>I'd host instead but I'd need some coffee or something and a few minutes to get set up again before throwing the entries in since I don't use anything other than a browser-based screen capping application.
>>6846257
I am ready.
>>6846240
Awww. Buh-bye, scaredy-cat.
>>6846256
Oooh, no, I just drink blood, kehehe. And I'll take anything's in a pinch~.
>She licks her lips.
>>6846300
You're calling that a "snake"? Whatever it is, it grosses me out all the same.
>>6846204
I've got a great idea, why'd not try robbing a blood bank while you can? They've got plenty of blood to satisfy your thirst.
>>6846251
Well! I'm pretty sure you can marry, try asking for an update that'll get you some.... 'youknowwhat'!
My point exactly! You've got to do what's right for a baby either way. Now--->>6846284
>>6846251 --- come here you little bundle of joy!
>She picks up the other Kaito easily, with her super human strength and rubs his cheeks with hers.
Goodnight, Adachi.
>>6846272
Jesus man..
"I feel sorry for your pelvis."
>>6846284
Ah.. Short attention span huh?
"At least put your clothes back on."
>>6846294
Just shush and accept the challenge, at least you were kind enough to acknowledge me.
>>6846255
I did but I wanted to change that and started to roleplay. I tried to improve the best I could.
>>6846257
I will give my life for my partner if it means we can win. Let us commence battle.
>>6846312
Ikaros-senpai let me squeeze your oppai~
>>6846314
Yeah, I'd love it if you didn't get any closer. That would SUCK for you.
>>6846330
Well, I suppose you leave me no choice. I'll accept this challenge.
>>6846331
Please ignore the shitposts, you're pretty fucking great desu.
>>6846318
>>6846330
>Casually watches while putting her clothes back on.
>>6846339
I cannot allow that.
>>6846330
No kidding? I feel sorry for my own pelvis! I like to think of myself as a pretty built guy...but, Seven girls is a lot for a guy!
Time's up. We're starting
>>6846358
I'll give you really big watermelons if you let me do it.
I want to poke Ikaros-chan's cheeks~
>>6846364
All bones, no brain.
>>6846051
>We'll never have an actual Starfire Ava
>>6846364
>>6846364
Grab whatever you can, we'll divide it later.
>>6846318
>>6846356
Wait.. What do you mean by that? I meant I can't because machines can't get married.
"Huh..? Oh n-.."
>The Kaito looks conflicted but slightly annoyed.
"I shouldn't have agreed to this.."
>>6846353
Thank you.
"Now have a goodnight."
>>6846361
Too bad you're not a machine.
"I could probably give you some upgrades.. Just kidding."
>>6846354
If there are complaints I will listen whole heartedly and improve. It is what master would want.
>>6846367
Master has ordered me to refrain from bringing in any more melons. I apologize for the inconvenience.
>>6846364
I have gathered all the necessary supplies.
>>6846364
This is kind of fun.
>>6846318
Hmmm, how to put thiiis....
You know how food is always best when it's fresh, right?
>>6846345
>She snickers in to her hands.
Ooooh, scary~. It's not as good if someone doesn't consent to it, you know, it's not.
>>6846376
On the contrary! I have been practicing my playing of roles for the games of hunger.
>>6846390
I'll... triple your allowance.
Day 1. Only one of you died today. I'm going to change that
>>6846405
"it"s still here. Someone please, get rid of it.
>>6846394
Well, I don't consent. I like my blood inside my body, thanks.
>>6846405
Well, they say smoking's bad for your health, so...
>>6846389
I really wouldn't want any. Being a cyborg must really suck...
You can't really feel things, right? Or is that whole "No emotions" things a load of bull, cause with you, I seriously can't tell.
I want to violently rape Tori's pie
>>6846405
This is progressively becoming not as much fun.
>>6846396
Yayyy
>>6846405
I wonder if my systems are defective. It would have been best if you had destroyed me when you had the chance.
>>6846397
Master supplies me with the the necessary amount of funds I need.
>>6846345
How about you suck for me?
>>6846405
Ooh-ho-hooy! Free stuff!
>>6846431
>squeezes oppai anyway
>>6846389
You can't make babies, but I'm pretty sure with a couple of new updates you can! Machines can get married, you look pretty human enough to me as is.
>She lifts the other Kaito to bed, while caressing his head.
>>6846394
NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES! That's the freshest as you can get, eventually all that blood will be thrown out after a week or so.
I'm becoming insane.
>>6846409
Are you all right?
Arena event
Just keep dumping the contents of batteries onto them, it'll be fiiiiine
>>6846442
Join the club
>>6846450
Y-You have to die! Die so I can live! Hahaha!
>>6846411
Bleeegh. Humans taste way better anyways, too. Oh well~. What's your name, huh?
>>6846438
Nuh-uh! Straight from the body, while it's still warm! It's the best!
>>6846442
>Bites.
>>6846442
>Kissu
>>6846447
You're really asking me that? No, I'm not. I'm looking at a 20 foot snake with a human torso, I've been better, honestly.
>>6846442
Kill yourself.
>>6846437
I do not understand why you wanted to do that.
>>6846450
There is only sufficient room for one. I must win this tournament to please master so I may be praised. I am sorry for the Inconvenience.
>>6846415
For one, I'm not a cyborg, I'm an android..
"I can feel though, and I get angry and sad like anyone else."
>>6846438
Being able to have kids...
>Kaito just stares off into the distance.
"This is humiliating.."
>He sighs and just lets it happen.
>>6846442
Let's be real doll, you have been there for quite some time. As have most of us.
>>6846421
That'd ruin the pie, kiddo.
>>6846433
How about no?
>>6846450
Hope that didn't leave you in POUR spirits!
...This is gonna hurt.
>>6846468
Toriel, but you can call me Tori. Everyone else does. And you?
>>6846477
They're big enough to be fun to play with.
>>6846442
Be like me, blow your saving in booze and tell your parents you got robbed.
>>6846450
Shit.
>>6846450
It's you or me that's not gonna live. I must kill you!
>>6846450
>>6846477
>>6846481
Ahhh...That explains a lot actually.
Half of you died first day. Great. Night one. None of you die. Not great
>>6846468
>Dies once the vampire bites me.
>>6846450
Where do I sign?
>>6846474
Working on it, one day, maybe.
>>6846483
But Free. This is a special kind of insanity.
>>6846490
Share some with me please!
>>6846469
No!!!
>>6846423
Try to work on your cry of bloodlust. Such is the way of mighty warriors, for only the strong survive.
>>6846468
I.. I... won't hesitate to bite you back, if you try!
>>6846481
>She gracefully places the other Kaito in bed, and tucks him bed kissing his forehead.
...you've got aspirations as a human would, almost any boy would love to end up as a father one day. Almost, I think. Weird is it? How I'm talking to you and babying you at the same time?
>>6846501
Please tell me you're certified to do this. I can't afford to have one of my limbs go numb because you made a mistake.
>>6846486
Delta is the most sufficient in that area. If you wish for that kind of fun he will suffice.
>>6846496
I apologize for the trouble I have cause.
>>6846501
Kiiin kin kin kin kin kiiin teke teke tet ten ten...
>>6846503
What level of it are we talking here? Trying to get a shiny pokemon with hidden ability or going a week without sleep.
>>6846503
Didn't I tell you to spend your own money? But maybe you just don't have any to begin with, baby.
>passes one glass to parsee
There ya go.
>>6846512
>>6846501
I do not think this is supposed to bend this way.
>>6846471
I don't bite, I promise. You don't have to act like I'm some kind of monster that's burned down your village.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeWo8yLqmrM
>>6846503
Yeeeeeeessssss
>>6846526
I know it doesn't bend that way! Instead of saying the obvious I need you to fix it! Don't leave me hanging with my limbs hanging the wrong way!
Day two
You still aren't killing each other
>>6846503
No sign up needed, just hate yourself
>>6846516
Really? You didn't seem to apologetic when you denied me a safe haven.
>>6846532
No, I don't. I don't hate you that much, I'm just a little grossed out. It's not every day I see a giant snake human hybrid.
>>6846516
Th-there's more?
>>6846499
Does it..?
"I thought that stuff was common knowledge.."
>>6846510
I'm not a boy, I'm twenty-two.. But I would outlive my children.
>The baby Kaito sighs.
"At least it's over... Ugh.."
>>6846503
>Feeds
>>6846510
Kehehehe, is that permission?
>>6846485
Kurumi! Japanese for "Walnut".
>>6846545
I will make use of this later.
>>6846545
Wait up!
>>6846545
What happened to fixing my injuries!?
>>6846545
>>6846542
Doctor Starfire is in! Hold thyself still for the practice of medicine and tough love!
>>6846563
You're making this worse and worse! Stop already and leave me alone! I-I'll think of something that'll save my life, because it's evident you don't know what you're doing!
>>6846556
Guess that makes you a little bit nuts!
Night 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that's just great! AHAHAHAHA!
>>6846575
You really enjoy making puns don't you?
>>6846579
If she can't have him, no one can.
>>6846579
Master will praise me. Master will praise me.
>>6846553
Delta has the largest chest out of all known angeloid models.
>>6846553
Delta has the largest chest out of all known angeloid models.
>>6846579
Kek
>>6846579
The pain hurts so much that I don't think I can think straight.
>>6846548
It wasn't every day I saw people who *weren't* giant snake human hybrids either, but times are changing, you know?
Ehh, you don't think I'm that gross... Do you?
>>6846567
Fuck off and die.
>>6846579
That's called friendly fire you writhing filth!
>>6846575
Kekehaheha. Good one, good one! Do you always do that, silly?
>>6846555
..."Twenty-Two" - Aren't you younger than me? You'll rust eventually, I think, but that would imply you would stop getting updates!
>She watches over the other Kaito, and eventually hands him a teddy bear.
This is gut wrenching for you....but it's really FUN~!
>>6846556
It's not a permission, it's a threat!
>>6846579
I-I drowned him in my love and affection, of course.
>>6846585
Yep. It's a living.
>>6846599
Not always. Just when creativity strikes.
>>6846600
Buuut...what if I don't care about you biting?
>>6846574
You are writhing on the ground! How fortunate for us! Now the healing process can truly begin.
>>6846593
Yeah, I do. Was that not obvious enough?
>>6846604
Keep telling yourself that Snek.
>>6846579
This...This is poetic, in some sick twisted way.
>>6846604
Miia wants to violently rape Kurusu-kun
>>6846587
I want to drown in the angeloid boobs!
>>6846613
Just leave me alone. Can't you see you've done enough damage here already? I can't even feel anything below my neck.
Day 3. How the fuck does a snake sprain an ankle they don't have
>>6846604
And water. Actually, it was mostly water
>>6846609
Maybe it'll liven this place up a little.
>>6846555
For all I know you could be faking it. Isn't that a thing Androids do? Fake emotions?
>>6846619
>HIGH IMPACT GENKI VIOLENCE
>>6846611
I've got something better than biting, it's called magic~! Sorta'. I can only use it, when I transform.
>>6846600
Twenty-two is just my appearance age.. I was released ten years ago. Though my updates are starting to get further and further between..
>The Kaito can't grab it because he's tucked in, he just looks insulted.
"Well I'm glad you're enjoying this.."
>>6846631
That's just insulting..
"They feel real enough to me.."
>>6846626
Do you mind doing it all by yourself? My legs aren't working and I can't feel anything.
>>6846628
Heck, if it gets smiles out of people, I've done my job.
>>6846623
Huzzah! The pain is cured!
>>6846626
I do believe we are in a battle to the death. It is only a waste of time to delay what is inevitable.
>>6846632
>Insert vaguely super hero dodge attempt here
PLOT! DO NOT! DOOOO NOT! DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME TALK WITH YOU THAT I HAD WITH MIIA?!
>>6846626
>>6846644
>Picks you up and holds out over her head with virtually no effort.
Okay!
>>6846609
Bleeegh...It's still terrible, just terrible.
>>6846640
Aaaand? I have magic, too~.
>hunger games is like a cockroach, you can't get rid of it easily.
>>6846520
Playing competitive overwatch only to lose 2000 rank.
>>6846521
THank you.
>Doesn't ask any questions and chugs the drink down.
>>6846541
Noooooo!
>>6846545
I don't hate myself. I love myself and everyone that's not named Paul.
>>6846643
Well I'm just saying. That's a thing they do, right? They do it in the movies and games all the time!
>>6846650
>That's supposed to be Super Heroish.
>>6846614
Oh, I see...
W-Well II'l just slither away stereotypically so I won't have to gross you out anymore.
>>6846619
Daaarling, are you all right? I'll nurse you back to health! I promise. Anything you need, just say the word and I'll get it for you, okay~?
>>6846620
It won't rape when we're married.
Another arena event. Do we still have more batteries? We do? Dump 'em on the arena
>>6846662
Then you can't join the self loathing nutjob club
>>6846659
Hunger games is like air
You can't get rid of it unless you want to die
>>6846662
My golden rule is if you don't win at least 2/3 games, quit while you are ahead.
ERP is currently self-destructing.
What do you think they feel?
>>6846669
I'm meltiiiing!
>>6846659
>Implying
You have problems if you can't just close the tab and do something else.
>>6846648
>Otto's still thriving in pain
Is this how I'm going to die? Getting "treated" by some oblivious girl looming over me?
What have I done to deserve such a horrid death...
>>6846657
P-Put me down before you drop me and things worse for me!
>>6846669
That taste of irony is too much for me.
>>6846679
Aroused.
>>6846646
Hm. Well I'd better be off now. Take care miss.
>>6846668
Can you do it over there please? I don't need to see that.
>>6846658
That's a shame, 'cause as long as I'm around, you're gonna hear a lot more coming from me.
>>6846691
Later, gator.
>>6846664
You'd believe things in games and movies..?
"Have you gotten any concussions from those girls..?"
>>6846650
HUH? YOU HAD A TALK? WHAT KIND OF TALK!
>>6846669
There is no more room here. I am afraid you will have to try somewhere else.
>>6846685
The nightmare will be over soon my unfortunate friend. But do not fret, I will be here looming over you, ready to tend to your every need!
>>6846685
Hoyo? Put you down?
>>6846662
I'd share more drinks with you but I'm running low on money and I got a hottie to take care in my crib, see ya.
>
>>6846679
Relieved.
Night 3
We have a winner
>>6846668
Mi-Miia, I'll be fine. You really don't have do that...at all, actually! In fact I feel great right now! I feel like I could take on the world!
..Keep the Nurse outfit on though.
>>6846700
Well...I'm used to androids being fictional, so movies and games are really the only thing I have to go off of.
>>6846701
The "Don't tackle me in public unless you warn me first" talk.
>>6846713
Oh
I have sprung a leak.
Everything... getting... sooo sleepy.
>>6846658
It's best if we don't fight, I really, really don't want to hurt you. PLEEEAAAASE!
>>6846643
....What's it like so far, being 'human'?
>She giggles.
...and I'm glad you're here to experience every moment of this, besides you've never had a mother before! So now's not to late for a motherly embrace.
>She picks up the Kaito, while soothly singing rock-a-bye baby.
>>6846703
Having someone with no medical knowledge looming over me is not something I would consider good news. Either way you failed. I died from poisonous gas will laying around with broken arms and legs.
>>6846704
Could you please? I'm afraid you'll drop me and permanently paralyze me.
Congratulations, you didn't die
>>6846621
You will have to find her then.
>>6846713
(Scans her systems)
Variable wing core offline. Outer system damage, 98%.
>>6846713
It was inevitable. Thank you for hosting.
>>6846679
What a pity... If only they kept the spirit of ADPB alive!
>Even heroes cry, dear readers. No, that is not the rain currently ruining the classy Shonen Jump ink, that is your own tears, for who among us is heartless to not shed a tear or two over our great hero mourning the state of his beloved home!?
>>6846713
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>6846726
But.. Don't you know about Miku?
"I'm not that famous but she's super famous."
>>6846742
I need you, her, all of them.
>>6846741
Not being able to prove myself weighs down on me, but congratulations to you for not having that same issue.
>>6846740
Hup!
>She tosses you.
>>6846726
But you need practice! What if it wasnt your fitness instructor tackling you?
>>6846739
Awww....but I like a fight.
>>6846697
But why, why?
>>6846741
Congrats~. And thaanks.
>>6846726
Kurusu-san... I don't understand your logic. Mon girls but not androids?
>>6846556
>Is still fucking dead.
>>6846771
It's not worth the effort, we'll get nothing out of this.
>>6846763
>is tossed, crashing into whatever's in the way
>you can hear faint weeps and moans coming from the man's almost lifeless body
>>6846726
>comes flying in out of literally nowhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6846741
It is the end of the Games of Hunger!
Congratulations! We are all very proud of you for your triumph!
>>6846740
Rest assured, there is no shortage of research materials! Next time we will be able to face the arsenic dangers head on. By then I will have started my ambitions towards medical school!
>>6846755
I belong to master and no one else.
>>6846548
I did what was needed.
>>6846741
Thank you for the tournament. Congratulations to the winner.
>>6846789
Seems the monster girls are all coming out of the shadows tonight.
Here's your wincard. It's not the best I could do, but it's all I wanted to do
Post dirty pleasures.
>Hardmode: In ava
>>6846739
I'm not human though, I'm just an imitation.
>Kaito just looks annoyed.
"I don't get sleepy ya'know.. Plus I don't really think about having parents, it's just something I never had so I never noticed."
>>6846789
>smacks
Calm down.
>>6846678
>>6846791
...No way.
>>6846796
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM
>>6846804
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>6846741
>>6846797
Congrats, kiddo. Thanks, host.
>>6846771
Why not?
>>6846789
>Tori merely smirks.
I can't bee-lieve I've never seen you in the Underground bee-fore.
And the placements
>>6846791
I mean this in the nicest way possible when I say I don't want you anywhere near me the next time! You've brought nothing but misery and misfortune my way ever since you laid your hands on me.
>>6846798
Piss
>>6846754
I thought she was a hologram thing? Or at least she is where I'm from...then again, I'm not really into that kinda thing, Idols really aren't my jam.
>>6846769
I can handle myself just fine! I might as well kick ass for a living.
You don't need to worry about training me, alright? I'm as fit as a fiddle.
>>6846772
Monster girls are organic, I can understand them, Androids are robots built to look like humans, those are a little harder to understand.
God knows I'm no mechanic.
>>6846789
OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK!
>Does the single sickest nose dive in the history of all creation.
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUCK WAS THAT?!
>>6846796
I never asked for this, anon! I just want a quiet life!
>>6846798
I get off to being dominated when I'm on top.
>>6846678
But...... My game.
>>6846706
Bye.
>>6846669
Nooooooo.
>>6846808
Yeah? I myself don't really play ranked. It makes fun games stressful.
>>6846726
Say friend you've got quite harem going on for yah......
...you've got any money to lend? I'll get rid of them off your hands by then. The faucets off and I can sure use some extra money to fix that.
>>6846693
How do you expect me to get over there without slithering, hun? Its kind of how snakes move...
>>6846726
>slaps you with her tail
You're such a pervert, Darling.
I'm going to bed. Feel free to come play doctor with me if you want.
>>6846818
Thanks a bunch.
>>6846818
Thanks for hosting.
>>6846777
Awww...but I'm just really hungry, okay?
>>6846777
>Drains dry
>>6846816
Because it's more fun scaring....
>>6846818
Thank you for the entertainment. Next time please go easier on my body.
>>6846816
I DONT LIVE ANYWHERE LIKE THAT
I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST OR SOMETHING
I DONT HAVE A HOUSE
>>6846821
>u-turns
YOU
YOOOOOU
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>comes charging in again
>>6846792
At least the winner was your partner... but then again he was the one who killed you.
>>6846792
You can still rub your tits on someone just for fun.
>>6846828
Hello. I'd like some of that ice cream please.
>>6846824
It's just a game. Quit while you are ahead.
>>6846803
I guess I would say to you guys, that I'm being to human for yah. . . . at least I tried....I think....
>>6846771
>>6846792
>>6846816
>>6846830
>>6846833
>>6846839
Thanks for participating
>>6846844
>pulls out his kNIVES
LEAVE. THE LADY. ALONE. OR ELSE!
>>6846844
It is as humans say "bitter sweet". Atleast he will be praised for his victory.
>>6846847
I have no reason to do such a thing unless master wishes it.
>>6846836
You can do both y'know. I just prefer joking because people don't run away in terror afterwards.
>>6846842
You live in the woods? Man, that really STINGS to hear.
>>6846848
What ice-cream?
>He finishes it till the last drop, he negates the brain-freeze.
Why do farts smell 10x worse after drinking beer?
>>6846837
THE SPIDER ISNT HERE SO TONIGHTS MY CHANCE
>>6846867
GRRRRR
ITS ALL THAT SPIDERS FAULT
I WAS GOING TO LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE
BUT SHE GOT ME DEPORTED
DEEEEPORTEEED
RAAAAAAAGH
>>6846869
Because you're poisoning your body with alcohol. That doesn't mean you shouldn't drink though. It feels great when it finally hits, doesn't it?
>>6846821
Ah.. Ahaha, well that's...
"That must just be your world then.."
>>6846854
Are you getting sad..?
"There's no need for that though, this has been a weird game.."
>>6846828
Oh! Ohohohooo, noooo. I really couldn't do that...they're harmless really, well most of the time at least. But if you need some money...I know a guy, a really big business guy.
>>6846830
>Darling gets fucking smacked, if he wasn't built of out...whatever the fuck Harem protagonists are made of, he'd probably be dead.
Je-Jeez...Do you really need to be so violent...
Doctor...DOCTOR?! MIIA! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IMPLIES! AND YOU CALL ME THE PERVERT!
>>6846837
>Darling waves the man off, flashing his passport he was hiding in his pocket
I got my own...It's fine, really.
>>6846842
>Does another radical nose dive in his attempts to avoid to crazy Wasp lady
GOOD LORD, LADY! DO YOU HAVE NO CHILL?! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
>>6846867
Awww, but the running in terror's the best part, it's just the best!
>>6846888
YOU THINK IVE GIVEN UP ON MY REVENGE?????
IF I NAB YOU THEN I CAN MAKE RACHNERA DO WHATEVER I WANT
>WASP
>>6846888
Mr. Darling, take this!
>He throws one (1) insect repellent.
>>6846836
Meh, you're in good hands I guess. They're not hurting you. I'm good, you're about as credible as a fly. So I doubt you'd have a coin spare as well. Toodles~
>Dante
>>6846922
Awww...have you reeeally never tried just scaring humans?
>Yep, Kurumi
I still everyone too lazy to make a new thread? Jesus Christ mang.