JOI/JOE Thread #10!
(Jerk Off Instructions/ Encouragement)
" not yaoi edition"
Post pics and request captions to be put on 'em!
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>>6816835
Just found this aswell
>>6816888
Too bad its not in color.. it would throw the whole thing off. ive had peolpe tell me when it changes style so rapidly its really baddly jaring
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Requesting a caption of a haughty Tsareena being put in her place, fat fruity booty whacked and spanked until she accidentally climaxes
>>6816888
>>6816903
you could try to request that pic being colored in a draw/edit thread around 4chan
>>6816915
yea but im doin his caption tonight
>>6816903
Yeaa I know whatcha mean it probably would end up like ya say
Still an alright pic tho
>>6816931
can you repost those other 2 pictures?
>>6816948
>>6816967
Shore
>>6816979
>>6816988
>>6817008
Awesome, thanks!
>>6817043
bro im havin trouble...IDK what it is about this guy is so hot but i want him to dom me and make me smell him back and forth...
>S21
ps that means its goina be extra fucking hot and detailed
>>6817063
Kiawe is pretty great I don't blame ya
Salazzle when?
It's this pic. Basically
>It secretes pheromones that attract males of all species, even humans.
-official Pokedex info
>>6817121
"soon" tm
>S21
if not tonight dude yours is the frist i get done in the morning before work
im sorry again for the wait. ive just been on this yaoi kick
>>6817149
Thanks senpai
>>6816998
>>6816988
>>6816979
I couldnt do anything fancy with the text be cause it was so small but fucking hell dude it made me horny.. i fucking love musk domination
>S21
>>6817233
10/10 would gap again
Thanks man
>>6817282
>gap
Heh
Re-requestung pic related; You beat Mika in a fight and she rewards you with sweet hard anal.
can some one do me a favor and get me one more human yaoi male muskplay based caption for tonight? i wana have some good dreams
>S21
>>6817462
What about this one?
>>6817544
>>6817401
God, what I wouldn't give to be in Mika's spot right there
Bouncing and gasping and waving my legs uselessly in the air like that~
I used to be excited with these kinds of threads.
>>6817890
In your opinion what went wrong Mr. Anon?
So, uh, bad news.
My computer suddenly decided to stop working. It's stuck in infinite BSODs and automatic repair failures. I'm fairly certain it's my RAM being fucked since I had a couple BSODs within the past few days relating to "MEMORY_MANAGEMENT" and a different, separate error that can be caused by corrupted RAM. I can afford a new stick but I have no idea how long it will take to ship, or if it's even the problem. So, for the time being, I have no way to fulfill requests.
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
>>6817974
Hold on I need more protein
>>6818266
Listen to me. All you have to do is light incense and pray to the omnissiah/machine god. Trust me. Amd if you have no incense light a candle.
>>6818266
Couldn't you go to a best buy or a Walmart or something and get some RAM?
>>6818266
i can hold the fort for 3 days hopfuly...
im working the next 4 but all i gota do is last 3 and we good also i passed out
>>6818495
>S21
any more yaoi quickys before bed?
il return to normal stuff in the morning and after work
>S21
Requesting a caption of the viewer being mikas butt licking slave, at her beck and call
>>6818649
i can do that one easy tomarow
>S21
im going to have to hold it out for 3 days.... spiders almost back
hysteras computer seems to be rip
>>6818616
I want to surrender to someone
Remind me of where my place in life is
>>6818668
so you/viewer is the guy getting fucked?
and you want to surrender to the deamon guy?
>>6818681
Yep~
>>6818668
this oughta be fun!
>S21
>>6818668
hes your master now my freind...
>>6818860
Oh that's the stuff~
I'm ready for Master to take control over his property now~
>>6818871
i need to sleep now guys. normal captions in the mornin. unless you still want to request yaoi in witch case i will happly do them have to be frugal though since hystera is out of the game for a little bit it seams although in 3 days spider should be done with finals so keep the thread alive!
>S21
>TFW fags ruin the thread
>>6818893
request a normal one il deal with it in the mornin
i had a yaoi kick today gota have some fun here and there dude. ive been doin these requests for like 2 weeks straight now. ive got about 70+ done in this span of time and needed a small break from the normal furry "fuck my ass" and "lick my pussy" kinda captions
it will go back to normal in the morning
>S21
sigh... heres some of my normal works
i might end up going on a slutty mommy kick soon now that i think about it
Requesting for milena luring the viewer in with her body but the viewer soon relays that she is a monster that makes the viewer harder to her surprise she then opens her mouth and tells them to come in her mouth
>>6819092
Sounds fun to do I can take care of it in the mornin
>s21
Some list filled werewolf rape, but you're kind of into it.
Something with some hard femdom, with a Olderwoman/Younger guy dynamic, if you would be so kind.
>>6819627
Man you'd are stocking up
>>6819729
I'm assuming you mean't "You're".
Naw this is my first post in the thread. I was the anon griping about anime prettyboys last thread and how they're all shit.
He and his pagan army charge out of a time vortex and want you to help them retake Scandinavia from the filthy sand invaders.
>>6820104
A little too realistic of a senario and picture
X_x
>s21
>>6820443
Listen man, I just saw a 9 year old transgender be out on national geographic's cover. I need this.
>>6820470
Il look into it
Spider should be back soon and he's. Better about these less serious just for fun ones
>>6820524
Yea I saw that spiders almost done with his finals.
>>6820539
It makes me happy he's doing good
>s21
>>6820846
>>s21
what is this, and why do you keep adding it to the end of your posts?
>>6821079
It's a tag because we have like 3 captioners
It's just there so people know who's taking what request
Requesting the mantis from the last thread again, hope somebody can do a caption with her.
Do you hear it, men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1SlBlB5pzU
The sound of an army without their captain.
Soon to be reunited.
>>6821173
Deus vult! Drive the saracen dogs out of Europe!
>I've been in heat for two weeks now, and THIS is what you're doing?! Just fuck me already, this is torture!
Il get up and do like two before work
>s21
>>6817121
one before work.. im crazy tired and this is the frist day of 4 days of work
Requesting this again
CFNM please. She wants you to cum all over her pants
>>6823035
Sweet milfs
>no new posts
Lets change that. Anon roll call who's here and what other general's do you visit?
>On your first day in your our "womans study" course you notice a bunch of alphas attending and it quickly becomes apparent why, the professor says it's all bullshit and goes into a prompt full fledged orgy of jerking, sucking, and tit fucks demanding people jizz on her chest and promising that it's going to be a fun semester as she teaches people how to properly manipulate and fuck girls.
This one would probably work better as a longer entry.
Does anyone have that pic of Chie Satonaka from persona 4?
You get a chance to meet Zig-Zag at a porn convention from a raffle and after fawning over her a bit she flirtily invites you to jerk off, which turns into a titfuck and then a full on lusty face fuck.
How big is the backlog now?
Requesting Goombella dreaming and sleep talking about sucking dick and then getting fucked hard
>>6824498
hard to tell he kind of jumps around
he's focusing on dicks right now though
>>6824538
>4 days of work
I needed a little fun before I went back to retail hell
Also hysterias computer is busted bae is mia and spider is coming back in 3 days so Il try my hardest to fulfill your requests
>s21
>>6823261
I kinda wanta do this one when I get home
>s21
>>6824537
3 days was too long to wait.
>SF
>>6824818
IM SAVED
>s21
>>6824818
If I wasn't at work right now I'd be giving you a request :p
>s21
As you fuck her she boasts about how much better cookie pussy is than human. Hotter, tighter. Better control. Better texture. You suck on her tongue as she then proceeds to milk you deep into her womb finishing with something like "human cock was made for bitch pussy"
>>6816915
>>6824854
Damn it feels good to be home.
>SF
Mikasa wan't ready for such a large cum shot, in fact she wants to know what a big load like that feels inside her now.
>>6825958
Something with Ammy would be good. Maybe horny and begging for "human essence"?
>>6826174
>>6826346
I love it!
>>6825958
Well THIS is the hardest I've been in a long while. Feels good to have you home; damn.
Requesting for teasing malina forcing the viewer to fuck her
Any love for Counting Cougar?
Maybe some light age play as she shows off her body jerking the reader off eventually then cumming on her chest?
Just a simple request for the viewer finding her a mess and her wanting more cum and forces them to fuck her
oh everloving god i can take a break
Requesting len asking for you to smell him all over "heavy musk play" alot of smelling feet worship licking his cum off his smelly feet and him forcing you to smell his dick and balls.
Your the master at this kind of stuff. gota leave it in your hands
>S21
Also this one because i scoured 4chan looking for a picture like this
in short you walk in on inyuasha geting ready to suck him self off and at that point he forces you help him out by jerking him off until he blows all over his face
>S21
>>6826970
potetnaly
im holdin on for some "insperation"
repost the request for me and il take a look i am intrested now that i can slow down a little
>S21
>>6827018
>"Inuyasha as a girl and it's her first time.Insulting, nervous and tender but becomes very lovey-dovey and hungry for more."
I mostly just love the outfit and design of the picture someone posted and the idea of his personality on a womans body is pretty damn arousing.
>>6826812
I need science edging.
>>6827214
*nosebleeds for days*
>S21
im goina get some dinner and get some requests done
>S21
Speaking of demons...
ronry /x/ faggot attempt to summon a succubus, but gets a doggo one instead to his dismay. She convinces him it's not so bad and gives him the fuck of his life using his cum to summon her sisters and daughters and form him an incestuous furry demon harem.
Makoto foot worship, ending in a big load. [spoiler] I like to keep my requests simple. [/spoiler]
>>6828111
Trips demand and checked.
>>6828203
im missing a meme here
>S21
>>6828218
It's magic. Meme-magic.
>>6822904
Hot. Thanks a million, man.
"You wake up and santa has brought you this christmas gift; she implores you "give her a white christmas" in a sultry moan and, overcome, you lay atop her (her tits to the floor and you on her back) and start railing her pussy and jingling her bells, before switching to her ass and shooting your load all over her back by the fireside; but you're still hard..."
>>6827319
>*nosebleeds for days*
Your sugar mama (fem equivalent of sugar daddy or maybe your mom, whichever. Just don't go heavy on the mommy shit) is getting ready for a night out on the town with you and is marveling on how good she looks, but you can't help yourself. It starts with you groping her from behind breathing in her ear and she moans and teases with a light grinding into you with her rump. Before long you're fucking her from behind and she starts kissing and licking her reflection.
These may be more hysterias thing, but hey may as well repost them since I liked them.
what the fuck is happening right now, is this >S21 thing some kind of pseudo-namefagging?
>>6828776
We have 3/4 captioners
we do it to mark our stuff and somtimes our posts
>s21
>>6828858
oh fine what ever although its not agaisnt the rules on this thread anyway
i just started doing it because hystera started doing it.
>>6818666
Id appreciate it if you could throw in some details about how sweaty it is
anddd i fell asleep again. let me see what i can do i was working on one before i fell alseep
>>6827071
mika butt slave is nextup
>>6829863
>>6818649
>>6831375
based
have a nice day friend
some of you really should really learn how to use punctuation, commas, what fonts and font-colors to use and most important of all, how to spell.
>>6818860
this too, stop over-using ellipsis! it makes you look lazy.
Apply yourself, and you will do much better.
And don't tell me "English isn't my fist language" because fuck you, neither is mine.
>>6831553
lol im not going to say that
im just shit at grammer
im shit at gramer but i still rather do what i like to do to make people happy also look at spiders stuff. i follow his style when it comes to ... some what
>>6831563
alright.
Quick lil pre bed bump night everyone
>>6832147
Yes?
You might of forgotten the picture
>>6824818
Oh shit, I am so sorry I didn't see this earlier, never expected it to get done so quickly. Either way, that's a seriously sexy caption that you wrote, and really gets the job done. Thanks and keep up the great work!
Amy here wants the viewer's big dick. They start out with regular sex, and then midway switch to anal, where the heat really picks up. After the viewer pounds at her phat ass long enough, he fills her with all of his cum.
Buno
>>6832444
some guy's been bumping threads all over the place, including dead ones
>>6833745
Gotcha
Also anyone want to make a request this morning?
>>6828770
Marked for consideration
Y'all need to bump this thread so I can stop waking up every hour and getting it off page 8
>>6834202
Eh why not.
How about something involving gardevoir receiving a surprise wedgie and liking it, possibly teasing viewer about her big ass being shown off by it too?
>>6834302
Could you do her mind controlling the viewers mind and forcing them to fuck her
>>6835628
Forgot to add image
>>6835869
>husbando pillow
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>6836038
what.. i have a daki
it helps my back
retail work is fuckin hard freind
>>6836038
Which husbando
>>6836185
inuyasha i got it off ebay for like 30 bucks new
>>6835647
>>6835628
Lola Bunny inviting the viewer for passionate sex or something more appropriate for her facial expression.
>>6835480
im dropin some of my own personal requests down before i go to work probaly like 2 i found some good pics
so i found this one since ive been having a huge slutty link kick and figured i wanted to see what spider can do with it
so in short it follows my whole timeline head cannon idea specficly this one i did>>6816889
where that link rules that kingdom that he lives in
so in short link finds you looking at his feet and doms you in you licking the cum off his feet and worishiping them as he turns you into his own personal slut toy.
had to think about this one...
i think kiba is shy about geting his feet worshiped then suddenly becomes dom about it and makes you suck his dick until he cums all over your face.
then he makes you lick his feet again
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just a saftey bump before I go into work
>>6836612
>alot
Welp, might as well rip off my dick because my boner is never coming back
Loved the Southern Belle foxgirl here so if anyone wants to do more southern accent foxes I wouldn't say no.
Not a continuation request so much as a "please sir may I have some more" one.
>>6837971
>>6837979
>>6838129
>>6836822
Holy shit that sounds really hot
pinkie wants cum
>>6837960
I sware some of you get off to the grammar more then the actual dialogue
>>6832890
Il see what I can do with this when I get home
Musky ace trainer
sister three-some?
>>6839940
Yes this one is mine
I gotcha when I get home
>>6840007
Thanks m8
You know i might just swiitch to doing 90% yaoi stuff because half the time I spend on the normal come fuck me babe captions I get smacked for misspelling a single word "cough" >>6837960
"cough" also yaoi feet and muskplay stuff is hot as hell
>>6840165
if you spent a minute to spell check or even read it after you finish it you could avoid it though. and you're crazy if you think it'll stop if you just go full on gay, but hey man you do you. thanks for your services.
>>6840317
I just think it's funner to do the yaoi/feet/dom/muskplay stuff
I cranked out like 15 the other night because I was having so much fun writing them
Normal ones just make me feel bleh and uninspired think of it this way you will get better yaoi content from me and that leaves the normals to spider who does an amazing job as is
>>6839940
Also expect this one to be extra hot
>>6839940
On my way home to take care of your request
>>6841084
That was my original plan
>>6841138
Wew lad
since I'll probably not be able to post in the next week and by then the Christmas break will be over for most and the threads will dry up like ERP has...
/r/ your "little sister" wanting to play like all the people in those movies you always watch do.
>>6841204
Or this little thing walking up to you on the street and asking for a good pounding then getting it.
>>6841228
She wants to sleep with you and grinds against you and gives you hand jobs until you cum
im ready to go in on yaoi edits tonight
so let me at them...
i need to have some fun
work is shit
Mary (The wolf among us), Mileena (Mortal Kombat) and Juri-Han (Street fighter) Wanting your cum but saying they'll kick your ass if you pull a "quick shot".
>>6841627
Go nuts
>>6839940
>>6842818
I honestly wasn't really into musk stuff before reading your edits recently
But fuck it's really good
I wana be a musk slut now
i passed out >>6842818
got me so into it i went to a fap coma.. let me see what i can work on now
also im in that yaoi mood so if you guys want some top teir yaoi or muskplay stuff drop me a request
You've got your new waifu bot all set up and she's raring to go and please you so you take her ports for a test drive in order to perform the requested uploads.
>>6845610
What about this?
>>6846126
>>6846067
He could be getting too into his work out and sees you starring at him, so he asks you to help wipe him off, but as you do he starts to get aroused and then orders you too take care of his magnum dong
>>6843597
I almost can't think of anything because red is a mute... maybe blue could be the viewer, and he's lusting all over red and teasing him
>>6841673
First thought is disobedient machoke gets horny and fucks his trainer until all he can think about is being his pokemons personal cum slut
>>6846337
>>6846067
here ya go
>>6846610
Fuck that was hotter than I thought it was gonna be, can't ever have enough of this musk smut now
Thanks man
>>6846831
the blue red one is almost done. its about 75%
>>6846852
Nice
Looking forward to it
>>6846881
i made sure to throw a little blue face in the corner so you know its him talking
>>6846920
Another really hot (and musky) caption
Thanks again my dude
Can someone do one of Mei shyly asking someone to fuck her, then commanding them to cum on her tits?
>>6847013
ok hot pic and if it doesnt get done like soonish. il look into it because i do like mei.
but i want to see if anyone else picks it up for you.
im trying to leave any of the normal ones out while i have fun doing my yaoi ones
>>6847015
Found this
>>6847177
>>6847015
An this
>>6847177
ooh looks fun
idea?
>>6847185
that ones hot as fuck too
>>6846337
>>6841673
>>6847303
can i have some more pics too?... im kinda gettin a musk boner right now
also toss some ideas with the next batch
Damn this place used to be fun to look forward to, now it's just filled with yaoi fanboys. If your taking requests take any that come your way and don't wait to do others later like a biased ass.
>>6847366
hey im just doing me. spiders back freind. so im letting him get the other ones.
i dont want to piss people off.
also when hysteira gets his stuff back then we have even more people to work with...
>>6847366
and like i said. i would rather have fun doing this instead of being uninspired and giving someone a caption that says "oh baby come fuck me and cum on my tits" over and over
im just trying to make people happy im not trying to be bais.. also i have to work a lot this week and doing some of these fun ones gets the stress down.
i mean hell il even do futa stuff since i can still have some fun with those
>>6847366
How about you don't be a salty little shit
/r/ing Sally houndings talking to Mr jefferhound getting fucked out of her mind.
>>6847461
OH shit! i forgot about that one!
aaay!!
il take care of it before work since i wanted to finish up this baseball one and go to bed
thanks for reminding me!
>>6847530
ight night man
the baseball slut one will be done in a hour or so.
good sleep and have good dreams :D
>>6847542
>the baseball slut one will be done in a hour or so.
I'm tempted to stay up now...
>>6847573
current moment its about half done. im not goina do any fancy double bubble text with it so its goina be done soon i neede a popcorn break
>>6847591
Wew
>>6847573
>>6847177
>>6817401
this one is the first im doing in the morning
Sorry for forgeting about it.
i even have it saved as a reminder
>>6847648
Ahh now I can rest easy
Thanks a ton!
>>6847667
>do it first you fuck
>in caps
Oy vey.
>>6847722
i have goldfish memory.
have to remind my self with LOUD YELLING
>>6828549
For festive reasons I support this idea.
>>6847885
No problem I'm glad you enjoyed making them
It's a lonely stakeout night...
>>6848095
she busts up a club and invites you in for a SWAT van gang bang
>>6848099
a trainer getting too friendly with his service dog
>>6848102
Hmm I could do a sequel to this
Requesting Ms. Fortune inviting the viewer to shoot a bunch of loads all over her soles and her face, using puns if possible.
>>6848856
Bump
>>6836688
Bumping Lola Bunny request
>>6850043
Or this
>>6848856
Fuck that was quick, that picture was just uploaded.
>>6817401
woke up late i have it ready for text but it might have to wait until i get home from work.
sorry freind
>>6850638
Bump
Bimp
>>6817401
sorry it took so long.. im having fun on /y/'s draw and caption threads
So a few threads back someone did a few Fifi ones using her trademark french accent and wanting you to show her your dick and jack off for her. That shit was amazing. Whoever you were, please do more of them. I have no pic suggestion specifically because any would be amazing. Fifi is fantastic!
>>6858482
it was spider who did those. he came back an did some requests the other day. i think hes finishing up with some of his college stuff and he will be back here kickin ass and takin names
>>6858612
is there a simple way to look up all their stuff? is there a booru or anything for these? it was amazing but not sure how I'd find all their stuff to see.
>>6858667
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all&pid=0 should have most of his stuff on there
>>6858753
Hmm, don't even see the fifi ones on there so doesn't seem like it? unless I've gone totally blind here
can i have some more link/musk slut stuff tonight?
or just genral yaoi?
>>6859141
Would you wana take a crack at this
>>6817544
>>6817549
Him making fun of the viewer for being so tiny, the viewer trys to hold his ground but the guy in the pic shoves the viewers face into his arm pit, and holds it there until the viewer gets mind broken into wanting to worship every inch of the buff guy in the pic
>>6858842
Here ya go
>>6859564
i planned on that one down the line. ive got a request from /y/ to do and il get to that one after
>>6858842
>>6859591
Sounds good
>>6858842
Loving femdom Weiss who wants dick kisses, it's christmas time anyways.
request done from /y/
>>6860380
Fuq thats good
>>6859564
i can get this one down the line but if anyone wants to throw some good yaoi filler pics in for me to do go ahead!
>>6860543
Not necessarily yaoi but could you do this one with the cat being corrupted into being the ghosts slave?
>>6860702
ohhhhoooooo that sounds fun!
il give it a shot in a little!
>>6860779
wew hew
nother request i did from Y
>>6859564
>>6817544
>>6817549
done and done
moar musk play plz hahah!
>>6861764
You got it
>>6861930
il do it in a momento im doing a request from an artist on /y/
>>6861973
Roger that
another off the yaoi board
>>6861930
and here ya go
NEXT! oh are you the link annon btw
>>6862721
Another musk play caption straight from the /Y/ thread
and anotha
>>6832890
Bump
Serious question, would anyone ever take requests to caption pics of OCs?
I don't plan on abusing it if it were possible, just wanted to see if I could get a single /r/equest done...
>>6863687
Yea it's fine
>>6863730
Okey-doke!
/R/equesting my oc shyly asking for a pounding and butt groping.
Could you add dialog for this picture of the girl on top insulting and controlling the girl underneath
>>6863760
once i get home from work i can spend some time on this one!
Requesting this. I'd like it if you could write it so she is offering to share the shower and wanting to be fucked in said shower.
>>6867603
i can try it when i get home. ive got two caption threads to roll with now so my workload is kinda sorta doubled but not really because the other half is yaoi and much easyer to work with hahaha
>>6867636
Ok. I understand having a full work load. Kek
Just a simple jerk off encouragement request. Something with her telling you how she sees you eyeing her body and she wants to see your hard dick, encourages you to whip it out and enjoying watching you stroke for her, etc
You wonder upon a crashed UFO and find 3 hot alien milfs and they could use some DNA sample's before another UFO comes to pick them up.
>>6841388
Oh this one sounds fun.