HG HOT SPRING EDITION
>>6813727
Aight, I gotchu mang.
>>6813773
I'm Biggie Cheese, best rappa in all da barnyard.
>>6813877
>Slips right in
>>6813763
>>6813890
Everything that exists has a weakpoint. I will soon discover it on my own accord. Thank you for the remidner.
>>6813828
>So much chakra flows through her tits that it just bounces off
...?
>>6813838
Makoto Nanaya! I don't know if I'm really all that special, but thanks, I'm glad you think so!
How about you?
>>6813854
>She proudly plants her hands on her hips and huffs.
Yep, I did!
>>6813858
Of course! I'm your friend, you can ask me for anything. How can I help?
>>6813864
..
>She reaches out and pinches his ear, tugging on it.
Are you ok?
>>6813873
Yeaaah, but I haven't heard about any of those things, and I'm an adult, so..
I'm pretty sure there's no way we're from the same world. That makes sense, right?
>>6813896
Biggie Cheese? Hehehe, is that a mouse joke? Because you like cheese?
>She reaches down and pets him with her index finger.
>>6813680
Of course I do all those things. Who do you take me for?
>>6813858
You're not the only one who is frie-.. Was, friends with her.
>>6813877
>Kaito observes the scenery and sighs.
I was supposed to go to one of these with someone..
>>6813883 (Lie Ren)
That you're a stalker or someone just obsessed?
>>6813897 (Jill)
Hehehe, figures. So, how you been?
>>6813877
Again?? I keep forgetting to pack something better....
>>6813922
...I could really use a hug, right now
>>6813877
>>6813908
>He almost starts getting ready to go in, but notices Rinoa and freezes in his tracks.
>>6813858 (Rika)
I'm old enough, and that works for me. Not many people really turn me down, so I guess I've built up a reputation.
>>6813864 (The Mage? I don't know his name.)
Do you have a reason? Or is it just one of those "FOR SCIENCE" things? Because I feel like this could go sour pretty quickly.
>>6813909
>"Come on Jill... do something already."
>She let's out a small yawn, and throws her cig on the ground before stopping on it.
>"Y-You didn't even smoke it..."
So, are we just going to stare at each other or what?
>>6813931
Just been lazing about in my friend's house... still looking for a job.
>>6813922
Get yo fact's straight bish. Biggie Cheese's the name, not some bish ass nickname.
>slaps yo ass
>>6813752
the Wikipedia article is a good place to start:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Donbass
pic related is a map of the Donbass region as you can see Mariupol is a key port city to the south which the rebels lost control of earlier however one could say they got revenge to a degree here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Debaltseve
the conflict is currently "frozen" so essentially a front has formed which isn't really budging however things are heating up recently and there is speculation of an offensive by either side, most major news sites update on this every now and then and you'll find that almost all Russian and Ukrainian sites are blatantly biased towards their respective sides.
>>6813883
Good. Do you still have questions about The Hand?
>>6813922
Okuyasu Nijimura. Been nice to meet you squirrel girl
>Switching avs for one better suited to host with.
Hello, dearies! I shall take the first 36 of you for the Gorey Games! Perhaps I shall even bump it to 48 if we have enough. We shall see, though! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6813922
But I'm a kid. We were taught this stuff in school! Maybe your school doesn't teach about the outside world.
There's no way we're from the same world? That's just out of this world! Saying that's completely outlandish, but I guess I can believe it.
>>6813877
...
>>6813946
Thanks for hosting
>>6813806
>>6813918
I've been doing my own research since I lost back then, however, the same military commander described in history books is quite different from the one standing before you, Kongou. You're in for a surprise.
>For Alexander finding challengers every now and then is something he's already used to.
>>6813922
>So much chakra flows through her tits
I'm too tired to make a joke about that. Who got this?
>>6813970
Rinoa Heartilly
>>6813897 [Jill]
>>6813960
Well I assume you had your reasons for your absence, it is a pleasure to meet another person more veteran here . . . though you seem less combat oriented then others.
>>6813931
Ah, we are childhood friends. I believe she stalks me more then I could ever stalk her
>>6813967
You delete space an its some kind of ghost right?
>>6813970
Alexander the Great
>>6813970
Liquid Ocelot
>>6813970
Mima
>>6813970
Adrian Rollini
>>6813970
CAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOS
...That's a spider? Oh, man, that's a spider.
>>6813970
Christmas Artoria
>>6813970
Kugelmugel
>>6813970
Tiny snek
>>6813970
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6813965
Thx
>>6813970
Ha Seul
>>6813970
Jill Stingray
>>6813970
George Olsen
>>6813970
Jack Spicer
>>6813970
>He realizes he forgot to go and SHAZAM
>Panics internally
Billy Batson
>>6813970
KARKAT
>>6813970
Sleepy Anne Hanakoizumi
>>6813970
Adachi
>>6813970
Misuzu Gundou
>>6813970
Reigen Arataka
>>6813970
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6813970
Private
>>6813970
Rika
>>6813963
Ayo fuck the east coast
West coast is the best coast that's why 2rat is better.
>>6813970
Teto Kasane
>>6814019
>pokes horns
>>6813970
Makoto
>>6813923
Are you sure?
>>6813931
>She smiles softly and nods, leaning forward and wrapping her arms around Rika. She even gives her back a few pats with her tail.
It'll all end up okay, I'm sure of it..
>>6813963
>She gets her ankle slapped again and tilts her head in confusion.
Oh. Sorry, it must just be a coincidence, sorry.
So, um, you're a singer, right? Isn't that what you said? That's cool. Can you sing me a song?
>>6813967
Uh-huh, you too, Okuyasu! How are you at fighting? Have you won any of these games at all?
>>6813971
Hm.. Have you ever heard of Shinatsu? Hang on, I have a better question, do you know what a Hierarchical City i-
No! Wait! I have a better question! Do you know what Seithr is?
>>6813970
Rinnosuke Morichika
>>6813970
King Kaito
>>6813970
Tsumugi Mugi
>>6813970
Pajeet
>>6813922
There's plenty of trees in this damn world, let's just say they information you've gave to me was a little vague. (Little being a massive understatement, seeing how uncomfortable Ban is right now.)
I'm still have an ounce of pride left for this operation! You....you've got to have at least some landmark around the area, where you lost your DAMN CHESNUTS!
I don't see how you're so credible enough to lend our name some fortune, I might as well give up.
>Ginji slowly regains his conscious.
>>6813970
THE GETBACKERS
>>6813970
Chowder
>>6813970
Lie Ren
>>6813970
the gremlin
>>6813978
Appearance is just one side of a coin. You could be The Conqueror's spirit being given a new host. Quite similar to my origins if my theory is proven correct. That is a story for another time for I must now rest before the next battle is joined. Be ready, Conqueror.
>>6813988
Yes. I can chose either to move towards that erased space or bring someone else towards it. I haven't really experimented with it too much.
>>6813941
Don't be a fag! Come on in, the water is... just... Great!
>>6813970
The Wrench
>>6813970
BIGGIE CHEESE
>>6813970
SSJ REEEEEE
>>6813970
Kongou
>>6813883
Thank you... I hope I do too. I think I'll just end our conversation here if you don't have any questions for me I don't want to bring the mood down any more than I have already. Perhaps we'll speak again soon.
>>6813897
You look like you've been through some things. Though that may be an understatement.
>>6813922
>She discovers that his ear is oddly pointed, like a dagger. He is snapped out of his thoughts.
Huh? What are you doing?
>>6813941
It's for personal reasons. But if something catastrophic should happen because of me, I shall take full responsibility for it.
>>6813970
Late Richter Abend
>Fucking Wi-fi
>>6813983
Had one but it slipped my mind.
>>6814045
No... But my stand will help me get there.
>>6813970
Ash Crimson
>>6813970
Paru
>>6814045
...Um...
Look, when I said I was a kid, I meant I was a kid. We're still learning basic stuff, not whatever that is. I don't even think I can pronounce any of those words!
>>6813897
>>6813960
Yeah, my younger 'sister'. I know why she's like that, I never get a chance to talk to her though.
>>6813960
>He reciprocates the same gesture, and blankly glares at you.
I've had the same idea in mind.
Post ava teams and what you/your ava's are drinking tonight
>>6814085
Wasp and lamia are better waifu
Spider is worst waifu
>>6813970
Biggie Cheese
>>6814045
Hell yeah gurl, Dey dont call me Mistah Boombastic fo nuthin.
>raps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-CrR1YfTs4
>>6814042
AYO WAT U SAY NIGGUH!
>>6814060
And I assume also to remove objects themselves . . . that is incredibly dangerous
>>6814080
I have not found the mood dampened, but it was lovely to talk to you. I did not get your name however
>>6814095
>pulls the mask
>>6814085
Slipped right between her -
Nevermind.
>>6813929
...But I'm the one who got her in to this mess. Besides...it's what she wants, anyways.
>>6813946
Thanks for the show.
>>6813941
Really? Aren't you, like...below the minimum legal working age in the states? Weird.
>>6813960
What're you skilled in, anyhow?
>>6813988
Really? That girl? She seems as subtle as, well...a hammer.
>>6813991
I didn't know you celebrated the holidays.
>>6814045
>She sniffles a bit, only returning the hug with a single hand.
I hope so. And...Makoto?
>She undoes the clasps to her satchel.
>>6813970
Mari Ohara
>>6814105
There's already one of you, dearie.
Six more of you.
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE FLAMING BULLSHIT.
>>6814105
U heard me bitch nigga I said 2Rat can school your ass
>>6814045
Do I not seem sure?
>>6814103
Just for that the wasp will receive 30 lashes.
>>6814132
Misato
>>6814132
Mariah
>>6814098
>Nothing right now
>Storyteller has a hankering for Sunset Sassparilla
>Okuyasu is drinking Pepsi
>Soviet is having a good ice cold kompot
>>6814132
Fred Elizalde
>>6814133
>fucking disturbs
>>6814139
>implying I don't want to see that
>>6814132
Hoshi's cock
>>6814110
It was lovely...? Call me Richter. Richter Abend.
>>6814144
hey baby im attracted to you
>>6814132
Sal Mineo
>>6813970
You Watanabe
>>6814133
>pokes box
>>6814132
Warrior of Light
>>6814132
Mei
>>6813988
Didn't your mom teach you not to judge a book by it's cover? Trust me, I got some tricks underneath my sleeves.
>"....You mean me right?"
("Yes, you.")
>>6814080
I've been through lots of things. Some good, some bad...
>"Somethings that are annoying, but cute as all hell~"
("Shut it, or I will end you.")
>>6814095
Hmmmmm... could you tell me why she acting like the way she is? I could at least try helping.
>"Awww... are you going back to changing lives?"
>>6814096
That makes the both of us. So, we've spoken before... right?
>>6814118
Used to be bartending. But, I only know how to do that, thanks to the job.
>>6814070
>>6814070
>>6814132
AYO MAHFUGGING IMPOSTAH NIGGA TOOK MY PLACE, IM THE REAL OG HERE YA 8 LEEGGED SPIDAH BISH. ILL GUN YA DOWN BISH
>>6814160
hey baby im shut the fuck up
>>6814110
Yeah it can. If Nora shot a grenade at me I would erase that shit with one swipe. My late older brother told me that I have a powerful stand, but I squander it because I am not smart.
>>6814182
what kind of cheese does biggie cheese like
>>6814174
Those lenses need to be splashed with cum
>>6814118
Is it a crime to atleast TRY to be festive?
>>6814058
That assumption isn't mistaken, still, what I'm capable off defies logic just as much as the embodiment of a ship does. But we already know that, yes? Rest as much as you need, I've got to save my energy as well.
>>6814165
Chika is hanging out with Riko again
>>6814165
ur cute
>>6814203
why are u looking in the mirror
>>6814052
A landmark.. A... Landmark... A landmark..
Oh! I almost walked into a huge spiderweb, does that count?
>>6814080
>She pokes at the tip of his ear with her finger.
You looked like you were in space, so I thought you might be thinking about something important. Is there something bothering you?
>>6814087
Well, yeah, I bet standing is pretty important, ehehe.
>>6814094
A-ha! Where I'm from, they teach even the smallest kids about Seithr, so that proves it. The fact that you don't know what it is and are standing here proves we're from totally different worlds!
>>6814105
Why do they call you that?
>>6814118
>She breaks from the hug just a bit, not noticing in the slightest.
Yeah?
>>6814136
I dunno, it just seemed like calling your friend names isn't really the nicest thing in the world..
>>6814178
I can relate... Care to share? I seem to be in rare form tonight.
>>6814182
FUCK OUT HERE BITCH NIGGA KEEP THAT PUNK FUCK RECKLEES TALK UP AND KEEP RUNNIN YO MOUF BOY AND IMMA KILL YOU BOY
>>6814193
That's not very festive, coming from you.
>>6814132
>I actually don't feel up to this right now so please swap me for next in line.
Are we ready, dearies?
>>6814178
Yes, we have. One would say you'd look absolutely livid right now, but that'd be a massive understatement. It's just how I see things.
>>6814118
Subtly is not her strong suit, I agree. I believe we find balance in eachother.
>>6814158
As you said, we are of a similar nature. It was a pleasure Richter Abend
>>6814178
I understand the saying, and I meant no offence by it. I assume I will be seeing your tricks soon.
>>6814185
Combat is equal parts strength and knowing how to use it. Being smart in combat is its own intelligence that comes from experience
>>6814197
I believe I can put in one last attempt at opening the score between us, Conqueror. Do not let me down.
>>6814151
>>6814166
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
>>6814184
THIS MAN HAS THE RIGHT IDEA.
>>6814233
SURE! FINE! GO! ACTION!
JUST FUCKING START!
>>6814061
>>6814080
>>6814118
>>6814018
>>6814233
SorrygottarunanddosomethingI'llberightbackIswear!
>Billy sprints like a motherfucker as far as he can and says something intelligible, after which there's the crash of thunder and lightning.
>Suddenly, a well built man lands where Billy once was.
Excuse me, ma'am! But I can't allow this boy to participate in such bloodshed! For his sake, relinquish his spot to me! Captain Marvel!
>>6814178
No other job experience?
>>6814196
Honestly, I forgot you even celebrated the holiday.
...And you're lucky, you can just form whatever clothes you want, all I got is this stuff and that one other outfit.
>Still, she's grinning.
>>6814213
...I'm sorry for everything I've done to you.
>She pulls the pages out, and holds them up.
>>6814245
Lemme guess, because you're all quiet and serious, and she's...not?
>>6814233
Let us begin already. It has been far too long since I have participated face in one of these.
>>6814115
>It was a trap! Another mask was underneath.. T-that's the the trap.
Haha!
>>6814118
Like I said, I'm not trying to stop you.
Haha, besides even if I was you wouldn't listen.
>>6814178
Well.. Her voice is.. Unique right? It's because she's an opposite of my other sister, who's good at singing and popular.. So everyone sees Haku as the failure of the two, not just of the two actually. Her frown ruins that face.
>>6814233
Let's just go...
>>6814213
But our school's a normal school. I mean, we may have weird ways of learning, but Ms. Frizzle would've taught us all about that if they... Existed...
Alright, so maybe we are from different worlds. I don't know why you wouldn't know a guy named "Carlos", however.
>>6814233
Alright, guys! Time to Rollini out!
>>6814233
I accept this challenge.
>>6814213
Forgot most people can't see stands. What I mean is that I have a secret power that I can use. You just can't see it
>>6814233
Let's begin
>>6814245
I just do. Thinking too hard hurts my head
>>6814233
Oh, everything seems to be in ordah!
"The Gorey games"? Oh I don't know if I like the sound of that...
>>6814119
PRETTY BOMBAH HEAD!
>>6814190
I like my cheese how I like mah wimmin, big.
>>6814213
Cause I'm blowin up on da radio.
>>6814222
NAH NIGGA, COME AND FITE ME NIGGA, DOWN HERE IN DA BARNYARD, ME AND MAH HOMIES GONNA FUCK YA UP YA LYIN ASS.
>>6814233
I'm still deciding if these games would be considered art...
Ready?
>>6814257
what was your name?
Shazum?
Cumshaw?
Shawarma?
>>6814258
I feel like you are insulting us both at the same time. But yes, we are equal and opposite and know each other enough to read each other's thoughts
>>6814270
I believe you should see a doctor about that . . .
>>6814213
>He jerks away from the her as she's playing with his ear. It's hidden once again by his hair.
I-It's nothing... Just something that happened a while ago is all.
>>6814233
Let's get started.
>>6814245
...Same here.
>Richter walks away
>>6814257
>The events that unfold in front of his eyes briefly catch Richter off guard and leave him speechless
...
>>6814265
Kaito, I'm CIA
>>6814233
Swap me out for the next sucker in line
>Got shit to do. Like work on GM shit
>>6814276
no, i meant what kind of cheese
swiss
blue
>>6814213
>At this point Ban has just given up.
A...huge spiderweb....sure, kinda I guess.... cont-continue. W-was it around anywhere here?
>Ginji's stomach grumbles audibly -- "Daaaaaaamn, I'm, I'm hungry as hell! WHY DIDN'T WE TAKE A DAMN JOB AT A CONVENIENCE STORE AS I SUGGESTED BEFORE!!!"
>>6814292
you're a big goy
>>6814232
Noted. I do help you feel better, dearie.
>>6814257
I, errr...alright, dearie.
>>6814275
>>6814299
Noted.
If there is nothing else, we shall begin promptly.
>>6814276
THIS GUY, AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, IS REASON ENOUGH FOR GOD TO WANT TO SMIGHT US. AND RIGHT FUCKING SO!
>>6814213
Let's just say it's my way of showing love. What do you call your friends? If my way is so terrible.
>>6814247
This wicked colosseum never gets ceases of twisting the odds in many unfavorable events, but fate is nothing but a puddle in the way of the truly ambitious! Let's do this.
>>6814292
I feel like we've been over this..
>>6814288
Already did. Josuke says that nothing is wrong. Maybe my gears have a shitty time running.
>>6814214
Today, i've just been trying to make sure my cat doesn't wreck my friend's house. Being a real pain in the side, since he never acted like this when at my old apartment.
Yet, that cat is still my baby boy.
>>6814233
>"Soooo... Jill, any bets on how you're going to die today?"
("Betting on something stupid, always happens as well.")
>>6814241
I ain't livid, just tire as all. Besides, my friend got back from whatever the heck they were doing... So, when them at the house I can go walks.
>>6814245
Looks like it, but I might lose at the beginning though.
>>6814258
Nope.
>>6814265
>"Ah, sounds like a discounted Kira Miki if you ask me. You know what would help her... getting a check-out from Lilim repair worker."
That's it? I mean, I know I don't know much about idols and stuff... but having a unique voice is kinda of refreshing to me. A new breath of air if you will.
>"Weirdo."
>>6814258
>She looks down, only to be met with a flying piece of paper. It clings to her face like the pages of a book and instantly files against her cheek, dissolving into her skin. Her eyes dilate and her hands instantly shoot to the top of her head, gripping clumps of hair between her fingers. She begins to shake, uncontrollably shivering as she curls into a ball on her knees. A few seconds pass before she starts screaming, a horrified scream like she'd never made before, clearly in a lot of pain.
>>6814268
Well, because we don't have the same culture, right? That'd just make sense. I don't have a Spanish where I'm from, and you don't have any Seithr where you're from!
Like, it's the same reason you've never met anyone named Makoto!
>>6814270
Really? Can you show it to me?
Oh, wait..
Can you do something with it?
>>6814276
Ohh, so, "boom!" I get it.
That's smart.
So you're a celebrity?
>>6814291
You can talk about it with me! Sometimes it's best to talk about stuff with strangers, since they don't know anything about you and probably won't make fun of you or anything..
>>6814302
Yep! Yep, it was around here, in.. In that direction.
>She points somewhere, and then quickly does a sweeping motion and basically points in every direction possible.
>>6814327
What do I call them? Well, I call them my friends! I make it important to tell them how much they mean to me and do anything I can for them, of course.
That's how all friendships should be.
>>6814314
AYO BITCH DONT BE RUNNIN YO MOUF BOUT BIGGIE CHEESE AIGHT?
>>6814202
Oh...
>she looks down to the floor, a single tear escaping her eye
That's alright, it's common lately to lose friends...
...it'll be alright, even if those two would rather not have me around. I'll still have fond memories of her and I'll still have the rest of Aquors!
>>6814203
>You wipes away the tear to give the anon a wink
Thank you! I appreciate it, but I'm honestly not the cutest around, it's probably my outfits that do it.
>>6814258
If you want something else to wear I'll give you some money I borrowed from one of the maidens. You can then go out and buy whatever I guess and what's with that look on your face?
>>6814314
NAH, FUCK OFF YA EMO ASS NIGGA, I BET YA LIKE SUCCIN A NIGGAS COCK.
>>6814301
Parmesan, so I can snort that shit up nigga.
>>6814352
Ya know it. I'm hella famous round the barnyard bish.
THIS IS THE ASIAN PEOPLE SONG!
SO EVERYBODY SING ALONG!
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!
(CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!)
>>6814352
Don't you ever get tired of it? Doesn't it ever feel gross to you?
>>6814299
This is...rather awkward. It appears there is no one else left, dearie. I suppose you're still in.
>Also Autocropper is being a shit with the Bloodbath, so give me a minute or two to sort that out.
I want to tease Red about his little red dick
>>6814378
Um.. No? Why would it?
>>6814356
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?
GO BACK TO THE FUCKING GHETTO. AND DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING REACTION PIC AGAIN!
Aussa is killing squirreltits again. Somebody stop him!
>>6814352
I think that could be it, but the world's a big place. If you travel far enough, you should find a guy named "Carlos" soon enough, and maybe I'd find these "Seithr" things. And someone named Makoto, too.
It's weird. Do they teach this in elementary schools?
>>6814377
Can we sing Feliz Navidad instead? I'm China get into the spirit here, and that's not helping.
>>6814377
>fuck
>off
>Hoshi
>>6814343
Hmm maybe it will come with time.
>>6814344
I'm sure you will find some way to impress even if you die in the first round.
>He tries to make it sound like a compliment.
Maybe you will even kill me
>>6814344
Huh, why was he there at your friend's place?
>>6814352
...I have some regrets about some decisions I've made. If it weren't for a certain someone's intervention... It would have been a disaster.
>>6814352
Here it is Makoto. Za Hando
>
>>6814388
NIGGA I AINT GOT NO REACTION PICS I JUST BE ANOTHA NIGGA FROM DA BARNYAD SO STEP OFF BITCH BOY FOE ME N MY NIGGA BIGGIE SPRAY YO BTICH ASS
>>6814257
Welcome back. You know, you make that about as subtle as a brick, right?
>>6814265
And it's too late now, either way. I know you're a robot, but...pray she comes out alright.
>>6814288
Don't feel too offended, I insult EVERYONE like that. It's the positive and negative, you know? It's a pretty simple concept.
>>6814344
...I mean. I guess there's fast food for you. Oh someone as warm and cuddly as you, maybe you can be a greeter at a store.
>She snickers.
>>6814352
>Rika does the best she can, clinging to the squirrel.
Come on, Makoto...TOUGH IT OUT, DAMMIT! It'll be fine, please!
>She closes her eyes with that, muttering a clear prayer to the Hakurei god.
>>6814394
I'M TRYING TO SAVE HER LIFE!
>>6814365
Hehehe, is that where it came from? I got plenty of gold that I've scavenged up, you know.
...It's nothing. I'm just always glad when you come around, is all. Especially since you're not just lying on the ground like last time.
>>6814377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
It appears the technical difficulties have been resolved. Thus, we may begin.
>>6814352
That's it, you want chestnuts! YOU'LL HAVE YOUR DAMN CHESTNUTS!
>He plants his hand against his chest, then swings it against his hips. With the tip of his two fingers, he nudges the bridge of his glasses vigorously seemingly activating the 1st Jaganshi of the evil eyes. Utilizing his illusion ability of the evil eye; a set of chestnuts appear before you uniformly stacked together. He folds his hands together hoping for the best.
>>6814447
And now it begins. All weapon systems are at one hundred percent. Proceed.
>When Robbie finally snaps
>>6814281
Captain Marvel, citizen. Remember it, if you would!
>>6814291
Are you well, sir? I assure you, there is nothing to be so speechless about! I am merely here to keep the peace.
>>6814308
I give you thanks on my behalf and his.
>>6814439
Subtly is not my forte. A hero must always make his dramatic entrance, correct?
>>6814447
Well, it was worth a shot. You know, You could've been a bit more merciful instead of jumping the gun.
>>6814463
>>6814396
>>6814410
>>6814445
OH YES, MY PENIS IS SO SMALL!
THIS IS THE ASIAN PEOPLE SONG!
WING WONG TING TONG!
>>6814447
There are so many choices, but I can't decide on which one matches this artistically.
Oh... I should specify next time.
>>6814437
>>6814376
THIS IS A SPECIAL TYPE OF GHETTO. THE AUTISTIC KIND...
>>6814447
THIS RIFLE WON'T FUCKING ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6814396
FUCK OFF CARLOS!
>>6814467
I'm sure it was something like Shamama!
>>6814447
Don't you have a revolver?
>>6814344
...You can go walks? Hm. Sounds like your friends are a rowdy bunch of people, if you're seeking refuge for some leisure time.
>>6814485
Kim had better make use of the current crisis to subjugate South Korea
>>6814447
I'm so sorry! I didn't think you'd actually do it! Oh Man...
>>6814447
>but he actually killed him while everyone was looking
HAH! The moment you gazed at me it was already too late!
>>6814485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXeA74PTvcM
>>6814447
I believe I shall wear no mask for now.
>>6814344
How she was created in the first place was using all the songs my other sister's voice was all messed up on. Her existence is because of the failures of my sister. That's probably a heavy weight..
>>6814439
You're a jerk ya'know..
>>6814447
The smile one again.
>>6814485
For Koreal, you really could just sing another song instead of that. A Christmas song, you know?
>>6814488
I'm sorry, Karkat, but it seems I'm a bit Homestuck. I can't do that.
The first day begins with a penguin trying to answer a phone and a rat performing tricks. How unorthodox, though it appears the one named Chowder certain gives one tribute a mouthful. A female grows tired of waiting and somehow manages to grow facial hair. I shall not question that, though I do question how a tiny snake managed to bring down such a large tribute.
>>6814467
Was I talking about just coming in? I mean you're just not making it subtle in general.
>>6814447
You didn't need that anyways.
>>6814516
I'M SERIOUS! Do it for her safety!
>>6814523
>Mocking laughter ensues.
>>6814467
>The man's words help Richter regain his composure
*ahem* Are you... A figure of authority, perhaps?
>>6814479
>>6814521
DECK THE HARS WITH BOUGHS OF HORRY, FA RARARARARA, RARA RA RA
>>6814439
That is not the best trait to have then.
>>6814548
>>6814447
at this moment I still can confirm that I'm more suited for being a Merchan than just a fighter on a place like that.
...Even if I'm not too much of a businessman on Kourindou.
>>6814523
>>6814543
My apologies, comrades. It appears that we'll have to prepare for battle here.
>>6814523
...Is this it? Is this what it;s like to truly feel alive? The wind in my hair. This is freedom.
>>6814523
>Kugelmugel's neck was snapped so fast he couldn't even complain about this untimely death and how it would not, in fact, be considered art.
>>6814552
HOSHI I SAID FUCK OFF
>>6814396
Hm.. Well, they teach all kids about Seithr even before elementary, it's something that everybody needs to know about in my world. I think that fact that you've never heard of it AND you're still alive is pretty big proof, y'know?
>>6814422
Well.. As long as you regret it, it doesn't matter how bad it was, right?
>>6814424
....
Ehehe.. I get it!
Your power is to pose, right? I can do some of those, too.
>She does the Jonathan hand-over-face pose.
See?
>>6814439
>After what feels like hours of kicks, screams, and tears, she finally quiets down, heavily breathing and refusing to let go of her clutched head. She keeps her forehead pressed against the ground, her eyes, although obscured by her hair, practically glued wide open, staring at nothing. From the way her back was moving it was clear her breathing was uneven, too, and she'd been sobbing, whether from the pain or the shock of having bad memories returned to her. She says nothing.
>>6814460
.....Wait, you can do it just like that?
YOU CAN DO IT JUST LIKE THAT? AWESOME!
>Her eyes sparkle and she dives towards the nuts.
Now the real question is are yah slanty eyed gooks Chinese or Japanese?
Tell me so I can learn how ta' hate yah better.
>>6814386
Because it's so easy to pretend I like someone, even if I don't like them. But it takes a great deal of effort to show them the real me. Both Tomo and Carol know I care for them deep down, even if it doesn't seem that way to people like you.
>>6814563
Merchant*
>>6814417
Ehhhhhh... I be more impressed if I actually lived through the whole thing, rather than killing you. But hey, bonus points for me.
>>6814422
Because the both of us live at our friend's house. I know, I know... being a leech and all that.
>>6814439
>"She right, you can work a-"
I would rather do anything else, than being a fast food worker or working at a Supermarket.
>>6814447
>The figure slowly move towards the stuffed animal in the man's hands, and slaps it out of their hands.
Hehehehe...
>>6814498
Yeah, they can be. Though, they're nice set of people to be around with when I am lonely.
>>6814516
Having a heavy weight to carry... can do wonders for a person, once they get through the initial sadness and despair. Knowing this however... she has to carry that weight, and only thinking about it, never moving pass it. That'll just emotionally wreck anyone... or possibly get you killed.
>>6814523
....I didn't do that.
>>6814552
DORARARARARA DORA DORA!
>>6814523
To think I got outruned by a motorbike again!
>slashing through air
Retreat comes now, my divine bulls!
>>6814523
Oh, um, could someone help me? I don't really know how to work a telyphone.
I also don't have fingers...
>>6814581
>being so bad at rp you can't even get Hank Hill in character
It appears you are all getting raided. That is very unfortunate. I do hope you all are prepared, ahuhuhu~!
>>6814447
Merely confiscating the substance! Yes, confiscation!
>>6814490
I'm sure that you've been given misinformation. My title has always been Captain Marvel.
>>6814523
>His heroic demeanor is immediately shattered.
C'MON, LET'S BOOK IT ALREADY!
>>6814543
Obviously. What else could you be talking about?
>>6814545
Authority tends to be relative, but I'd say I am considered one.
>>6814552
Much better! That accent of yours makes it sound like you're tongue-Thai, so maybe sing it normally instead of shouting?
>>6814577
You have me there, Makoto. I might be a pretty clever person, but I don't think I can argue with that. Maybe this "Seithr" thing might just be a part of where you come from, though. It's possible, even if it is a little bit outlandish to say after all this evidence.
>>6814577
Yes. Basically, personally the best is a tie with my two good friends Josuke and Koichi.
>>6814558
Is there any footage of him getting shot?
>>6814586
I have yet to live through an entire game, but I suppose it may happen.
>>6814555
Oh, but it's so, so much more fun.
>>6814569
HAHAHA! Who cares about subtlety anyow!?
>>6814577
...Makoto? Makoto?
>She weakly shakes the squirrel's shoulder.
Oh, dear Hakurei, the one time I put someone else's safety at stake, please no....
>>6814586
Hey. If it's all you can do, you can't complain, right?
>>6814581
Japanese.
>>6814610
>A tank makes an exceptionally effective deterrent.
>>6814614
....
You landed in the exact same spot.
>>6814630
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4de_1482167380
>>6814439
If you prefer me to be on the ground then I can just sin into the earth and fade out of existence. Atleast someone still enjoys my presence nowadays.
>she taps her staff against your head
>a red cap with a white puff ball at the tip appears out of nowhere and plops onto your head
>>6814610
What sort of contraption is this?This is absur-
>>6814610
Oh... I guess I deserve it...
>>6814610
Aw cr-
>She was riddled with bullets, as her body falls hard onto the floor.
>"Looks like dying in a stupid way wasn't a safe bet after all.."
>>6814523
What are you doing?! S-sorry but we need those..
>>6814543
D-don't rush me.
>He falls to his knees and clasps his hands to gather in prayer.
>>6814586
We don't really die, now how we are..
But I know she can get past it, I mean an idiot like me was able to do it..
>>6814610
... I think that was a little much..
>>6814577
No... What I've done is unforgivable, and it'll never be erased or go away.
>>6814586
Ah, financial troubles. Do you have a job at least?
>>6814614
...So what you're saying is that you're a vigilante.
>>6814630
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4de_1482167380
>>6814610
The energy in control in this place are cruel. I would've never calculated fear is this crippling. We will finish this one day, Conqueror. But that day is not today.
>>6814640
Rika why is a cute little girl like you watching such indecent videos
>>6814577
>"Hey Ban-Chan, ain't that a little messed up? Shouldn't we be using your Evil Eyes to find her chestnuts? It ain't worth it, if she's going to just spend one minute rolling all over the floor like a maniac. It might spell trouble when she snaps out of it."
SHUT UP GINJI! ..........happy? HAPPY!
Tfw your internet is so slow that you can't load the slides to see if your tribute is doing anything or if he got killed night 1
>>6814610
To think that I was ended so easily...
>>6814610
>brings the guns towards him out of the cops hands with erased space
Now go home
>>6814649
Fuck.
Is there a translation somewhere?
>shooter's name was Mevlut Mert Altintas
>Altintas literally translates to "Gold stone"
>Goldstein
OY VEY
https://youtu.be/6OeUeRqPp7E
One tribute begins the night by falling into an apartment: the next, a bed of coal. Speaking of falling, it appears the rat wants that human to fall in love with him, though I do not think it would work out. And sorry, dearie, but when you are as low ranked as you are, you do the dirty work. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6814667
>welcome to my everyday life.
>>6814684
You made this joke already
>>6814682
its just a shit ton of allahu akbars and then some rambling about how this is revenge for Allepo
>>6814586
Do you always hang outside alone in night's like this?
>>6814640
As who? The young boy who was obviously in quite a hurry to get away from the massacre?
>>6814648
That's precisely it. Why do you ask, sir?
>>6814610
>He's crushed while he isn't paying attention, only noticing when it's too late.
>>6814699
Thanks for the info my dude.
>>6814690
>kissu
>>6814583
Well, as long as they're okay with it, I guess..
>>6814615
Nope, it's all over the earth.
>>6814616
They're good at posing too? Are they, like, models? Are you a model too?
>>6814640
>Makoto doesn't move at first, but slowly sits up, turning to face Rika. Her cheeks stained with tears, her face the very definition of pleading, she holds out her hands and shakily grabs onto Rika's shirt.
...I-Is it..
Is this real..?
>>6814648
But you feel bad about it, so that means you've changed, and that's all that really matters.
>>6814662
Yep! I'm more than happy!
>She tries to eat one.
>>6814689
Why do I nevah get to have any fun?
>>6814640
I have ample experience to understand everyone has their own views on . . . fun
>>6814689
>He falls to the ground, apparently joining Jill in being riddled with bullets
>>6814696
it's not meant to be a joke shithead, same thing with the truck attack in Germany, owner of the truck company turned out to be a fine Jewish gentleman and his cousin was driving the truck looks like the goys are really getting it good right now huh?
>>6814641
Hehehe, if you want to be on the ground you can just form your legs again and sit.
>She fiddles with the hat, grinning.
And I always will, mom. Thanks. So...did you put some thought in to that thing?
>>6814660
Sometimes I feel like paying attention to outside world news.
>>6814647
>She's already started.
>>6814712
Yeah. Except he obviously WANTED to participate beforehand.
>>6814724
>She steadies Makoto's hands tearfully.
...Makoto? Is, is what real?
>>6814731
What, never met anyone who likes sarcasm and snarking before?
>>6814724
Don't you want to be my friend?
The Feast may as well have been also entitled the Bloodbath. Goodness gracious me.
>Also, broken event. Fucking YAY.
>>6814637
>She shrugs her shoulders.
Maybe it will happen. I mean, it only happened with me once. So, has to happen with you.
>>6814640
Eh, i'll bitch about it. Besides, I still got some options... even if I hate them.
>>6814647
Well, the closest you can get to dying... is having all you're systems and programming files disappearing on you.
Still, if you know she can get pass it... then you're probably worrying over nothing. Hell, I might not even need to help her.
>"Soooo... we're not changing lives, am I hearing it right?"
>>6814648
Nope.
>>6814711
Sometimes, but not all the times.
>>6814742
>>6814740
>She starts to tear up again, her lip quivering.
I-Is this just a lie too..?
>>6814741
Well, yeah, of course I do! I'm just concerned, is all..
>>6814729
Because you are a flightless bird.
>>6814740
What's the point? The legs I can conjure are only an illusion in the end. Put thought into what?
>>6814742
WHEREVER THE FUCK GREMLIN IS, HE'S COOL...
Bonsoir!
How is eceryone doing? I hope you all say well because I would like nothing more than to see smiles on your faces!
>Winces
>>6814757
Concerned about what? I can assure you I have it all under control.
>>6814761
You don't have to be so mean about it. I've never even tasted alcohol...
>>6814724
>The illusion wanes away, Ginji carefully looms over you. Whilst you stuff some leaves up your mouth.
(Damn it, Ban! Our reputation as at stake here because of you.) - Hey... hate to break it to you, but... it ain't safe to eat that.
>>6814724
...
Okay, so maybe we are from different realities. I guess it's a bit hard to take in, what with me still being in school and all. What else is different over there? Does Mexico even exist?
>>6814767
I don't know. Maybe you'll have to read our lips to see our judgement on it, huh?
>>6814740
I have met them, I have just not spent much time together
>>6814745
It seems for this game, we shared a fate. Maybe we spoke to much about winning.
Ah, a very hard decision. It is a good thing greed always does triumph, ahuhuhu~!
>>6814724
No. If I was I wouldn't be single. I guess we just do these poses because of our stands. I mean would you summon you stand boring like this
>just brings his stand out without flashy things
Or this?
>a hand comes out of his chest first and he spins while the rest if his stand comes out and presents his user
>
Does anyone know how to get a hand stuck out of a vending machine? I'm asking for a friend.
>>6814767
>remains stone faced and sour
>>6814789
Amputation
>>6814712
...No reason. I think I'll just go now. I'm not feeling too well tonight. Have a good one.
>>6814724
...How naive, but you aren't wrong. Thank you for listening to me ramble, but if you don't have any questions, I'll just see myself out.
>>6814745
Oh... Well, good luck with the job hunt. I think I'll head back home now. I hope your situation gets better soon.
>>6814789
Where is that friend? I think I'd better just tell them.
>>6814757
>Rika's tears are already flowing, and she's barely even talking steadily.
Is what a lie!?
>>6814763
It was a gamble to save her life. Shut up.
>>6814761
Is the fact that you're capable of being solid an illusion, too? The, uh...friend's wedding thing I wanted you to come with me for?
>>6814767
You poor, poor bastard....
>>6814784
Then you shouldn't be too surprised, now should you?
>>6814789
Need some help? I can just blast the thing loose for you.
Some relative peace, aside from the discovery of nuclear weapons.
>>6814807
>Doesn't shut up
>>6814789
I got it
>erases the some of the top to make a big enoguh gap to pull your hand out
>>6814740
Everyone can have second thoughts. Perhaps he came to his senses. No young boy should be fighting for his life anyways.
>>6814799
Ah. Well, good night, citizen! Farewell!
>>6814789
Oh! I've heard of this service called, "emergencies"! Every phone comes with a number to call for medical aid.
>>6814767
>"Eser-one?"
Oh my god. You look so adorable! Say babe, want to hang out with a stud like me?
>"That's a guy Ginji."
No way? That can't be a guy!
>"Look at his broad shoulders Ginji."
>>6814789
How to get your hand out of a vending machine? I mean, I'd lend you a hand, but I don't really know how to do that, myself.
It has to be 'armless. Maybe just keep your hand moving until it comes out.
>>6814789
Rip it apart with your spare hand.
It appears that the gremlin and the...thing are becoming a package deal! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6814740
...
>He looks over awkwardly.
A-are we done now..? I don't really do this..
>>6814745
That would be more like disappearing.
I guess it's just hard seeing her like this or at least hearing about it...
But how's it going Jill? Discussing my problems isn't normal for me.
>>6814767
>Kaito looks over.
>He doesn't say anything.
>>6814767
Nice fake smile.
>>6814784
Eh... or maybe our luck is just garbage for this game. Who knows.
>>6814799
You do that man, i'll be heading out soon as well... it is reaching that time.
>>6814774
There's a slight difference in telling the truth and being outright vile. You're not missing much from alcohol anyway.
>tosses you a cracker
>>6814807
I'm a spirit, you tell me what you think is real or not. Everything seems to just blend in after a awhile. I have given that some thought, if that is appeasing.
>>6814789
It's your own fault for ending up there in the first place. Learn from your lesson and suffer.
>>6814786
>>6814812
>>6814841
GREMLIN IS A FUCKING BRO.
AND I'M A TROLL YOU WASTED CUMSHOT.
You are...testing my patience, dearies.
>>6814807
I can still believe that insults and sarcasm are not the best way to speak to others.
>>6814849
Luck . . . I suppose that makes as much sense
>>6814866
>Throws you a bucket
>>6814820
....
I've seen too much crap to buy what you're selling here.
>>6814814
I'M SERIOUS!
>>6814848
I don't know. Just keep going.
>>6814745
What other options? Government funding?
>>6814859
You're all real enough to me.
...Have you reached a decision?
>>6814771
If you say so..
>>6814776
...?
Where'd the nuts go..?
These aren't nuts..
>>6814777
Um.. No, I don't think so, at least I've never heard of a Mexico.
>>6814788
I guess it really is more flashy that way. What do you mean by "bring out your Stand," though? Is that just a fun way of saying "posing?"
>>6814789
A-Aizawa?
>>6814799
Okay.. See you later..
>>6814807
>She starts crying too, and despite her angry tone, barrels Rika over into a big hug.
What's happening right now! These memories! Are these fake?! Is this even really happening?! I don't even know what's real anymore!
>>6814869
I don't want to kill anybody to win, though..
>>6814877
i love this gif so much
>>6814883
You could at least answer my question.
>>6814797
That's... not an option.
>>6814802
Ah... Uh...
>Casually hides the fact that it is her hand which is trapped inside the machine and points away.
That way. They're that way.
>>6814807
R-Rika! Don't be so quick to the trigger!
This machine is my only lifeline!
>>6814817
>The girl looks on in horror.
Now I'm just too scared to pull it out...
>>6814823
I... Don't have a phone.
>>6814830
I already tried that.
>>6814834
...What?
>>6814859
Hey, hey... not me. I said a friend.
>>6814883
>Stares in your direction with a hand clearly stuck inside the vending machine.
Oh...
Consider most of your frustration karma, from myself to you all.
>>6814866
That's rather rude, dearie. Do you not know how to properly treat a lady?
>>6814877
Jerk..
>He sighs and goes back to praying.
>>6814777
Something tells me that you're a funny guy, Nice to meet you monsieur!
>>6814792
Aww~ what's got you down? Or are you always loke this?
>>6814807
I don't know how much more of this I can take...
>>6814825
Your friend is right! But hey I'm sure we are nice enough to not judge based on appearances!
>>6814848
>Ash turns his back on him
>>6814849
What do you mean! I'm totally genuine! It's a great day out non? And so many people to talk to, I cant help but smile!
>>6814909
A little amputation never hurt anyone.
>>6814877
I have.
>>6814909
Suffer regardless. Your friend is a complete moron.
>>6814919
I'm always loke this.
>she's clearly mocking you
>>6814883
Kinda. You summon your ghost fighter.
>>6814903
I'm just concerned about how you treat your friends, that's all. We're gonna be going in circles all night..
>>6814909
>She runs over and punches the vending machine, putting a huge dent in it and making the entrance large enough to easily free her hand.
Aizawa! I remember! I remember it all!
>>6814935
Y-Your what?
>>6814921
I'd argue against that. Amputation probably hurts everyone.
>>6814934
Well gee, aren't you nice.
>>6814909
Dumbass
>grabs your arm and carefully pulls it out of the vending machine
See its all fine, stupid...
>>6814909
You indicated your friend had one hand stuck. That means that he has atleast another arm and hand free to dismantle this vending machine. I thought I was clear enough.
>>6814873
And I can still believe that stiffness and formality aren't, either.
>>6814883
OF COURSE IT IS! It's all real! You...you were that person I hurt so badly, Makoto.
>>6814909
Hey, now, I can be PLENTY precise.
...Or, uh. I know a teleportation spell.
>>6814914
Stop whining and do it.
>>6814919
I'm telling you, man. You need to just hole up in your house for a while.
>>6814934
And...your decision?
>>6814889
>Oh, how I wish I could use it more.
>Rikakaka
>>6814883
That's what she said!
>Ban tries to hide a chuckle, Ginji shoves an elbow at him.
Yeah those weren't Ban's nuts you found, unfortunately. That stuff you've just ate, were leaves.
>>6814919
>Ban cocks an eyebrow.
Can you stop pretending? If you're legitimately this nice than I feel sad for you. You're not fooling anyone here but yourself blowhard.
>"That's no way to treat a lad-- I mean boy Ban, heh Boy Band"
>THE GETBACKERS
>>6814909
This situation calls for an Heroic Spirit, and I just so happen to be-
>Wacthing the squirrel punch the bending machine
Ohhh! You've been rescued already, all is good!
>Alexander.
>>6814848
Everything is fine, my friend got back from a trip... so, i've been just watching the house with my cat.
But uh... Kaito, sorry to cut it short and all, but I got to go. Still, it was good to see you and hear about your problems. Who knows, maybe a solution is heading your way.
>"SO ARE WE CHANGING LIVES OR NOT JILL!?"
("Looks like we might be changing lives again...")
>"Nice!"
>>6814873
Sure does. Anyhow, I gotta go back home.
>>6814877
....Just other options.
>>6814919
>She only shrugs her shoulders, and walks away from the individual, before leaving the area entirely.
>Jill Stingray
>>6814943
I mean Stand. I just sometimes call it a ghost fighter to explain to non users how they work. Which brings up... Can you see what's behind me?
>The Hand may appear from behind him
-Okuyasu