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I've been lurking these threads non-stop since the 6th of this month. How autistic am I?

>>6813120
I dont think you are at all.

But that's probably because I've been doing the exact same thing.

(And here we go again!)

>You slowly open your eyes.
>Mal0 is cradling your face in her hands.
>She's crying, but her sniffles pause as she sees your eyes opening.
>"An0n!" She lets out a little cry of relief, hugging you tightly.
>Her enthusiastic embrace is cut short by you letting out a cry of pain.
>She immediately lets you go, letting you lie on the floor, and takes one of your hands in hers.
>"Y-you...It tAkE y0u..." she sniffles as she nuzzles your palm.

"How long?"
>You manage to croak out quietly, forcing yourself up into a sitting position.
>She shakes her head slowly. "D-doNt kn0w...l0nG tiMe..."

>You sigh and scoot yourself over to the wall.
>Looking down you get a good look at yourself.
>Your uniform is torn and tattered, the fibers week, as if it'd been left to rot in the elements outside for weeks.
>You feel the same too, your skin pale, and you don't think you could stand very well right now.
>Malo scoots closer to you, and with some hesitation climbs onto your lap, resting slightly against you.
>At least this doesn't hurt you, but holy shit it feels like the right half of your lower back is on fire.
>Mal0 starts to lick your cheek slowly while you sit there. "T-thOuGht y0u woUld...n0t cOmE bAck..." she whimpers out, arms wrapped around your neck.
>You let out a little grunt, shifting against the wall and putting one of your arms around her.
>She nuzzles your cheek and rests her head on your shoulder. "WhA-...wHat HAppEn...?"

"Damn thing...pulled me into it's own little personal hell or...or something..."

>She whines and presses her face into your shoulder a little.

"Mal0...how did I come back out here?"

>She shifted a little, then turned her head and looked up at the roof.
>A big splotch of mucus from that thing was on it, right over where you woke up.
>Well, that explained why your back hurt like a bitch.

Does the SCP wiki or anyone on it know about these threads?

>>6812898
Start numbering the threads nigtarded mong!

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>>6813226
They found out about the BMC wiki because some prick reported it.

Backfired though, because they just helped us with licensing and then said "okay, have fun" and left.

>>6813148
yeah. I was here at the start of this insanity... I don't feel the slightest bit sad.

Also, the Wat grandma died a few days ago.

>>6813304
Fucking retard...

>>6813120
not really since i i've have been lurking since the before the scp thread started officially and it was a thread about monster porn

Been lurking since the patrician beginning. Honestly didn't think it would get this far. Not at all displeased it has

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more cute 682 when?

Don't get me wrong, all green is cute. 682 is just my favorite though.

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>>6813466
>all green is cute
fuck, I meant, all green is good

>>6813176
>You nudge Mal0, who reluctantly gets off of you, and get to your feet slowly.
>You look around the ground.
>Your rifle seems to have vanished.
>Shit.
>Well, at least you still had your pistol.
>Speaking of which, you should probably reload that thing.
>You do, letting the old magazine fall to the floor.
>Feeling somewhat safer, you sigh.

"Lets get out of here."

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>>6813120
It's not autism if you hate yourself

>>6813527
Will anon ever escape? Will the story ever lewd again? Find out, same scp-time, same scp-channel

>>6813466

There was some write anon who wrote a few greens with SCP 682, one of my favorites being her in a Christmas outfit that was too small. I wonder where he went.

>The green in question
>http://pastebin.com/wKn6Fk2X

>>6813527
>Mal0 helps you along for a little while until you're sure enough of your legs to walk on your own.
>Thankfully you don't run into any more of these little shit monsters.
>You didn't think you could even be scared of them at this point. Not after your run in with that rotting old fuck.
>But boy were you wrong.
>You stopped at a door with a sign in front of it, indicating it was a containment chamber.
>The SCP? 035, some sort of mask. Keter class.
>You...could not overcome your sense of curiosity.
>Besides, something useful could be in the room.
>Mal0 hugs onto your arm, but you guess she sees the look on your face and knows she cant stop you.
>You swipe your keycard, and the door opens.

wait so which is right

Mal0 or MalO

>>6813857
yes

>>6813857
Mal0 and if you disagree MalO will never love you agian

>>6813804
God. Fucking. Dammit.
stop fucking around and just escape already

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>>6813804
OH FUG

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>>6813120
It's one of the few original threads we've gotten in a long while. Nothing wrong with keeping tabs on it

>>6813857
no

Other writing guy here, can someone put my stuff into a pastebin?
Now on with more story.

>You were woke up by your alarm, which was a loud, annoying ringing, not unlike an actual alarm clock.
>You got up and started preparing to go to work.
>You were completely dressed in a few minutes, so you slowed down and ate breakfast.
>The small table was a bit lonely at times, but MalO seemed to pick up on this
>Your phone dinged
[ Good morning Anon, feeling well? ]
>It was sitting across from you in the second chair, which was a nice feeling.
>That chair has never had the pleasure of having an ass planted on it before, instead remaining unused for the entire time you`ve owned it.
>You didn`t have company over much.
You texted back, "I slept pretty well, I`m still tired though. Probably because I went to sleep so late."
[ Sorry for keeping you up. ]
You backpedaled a little, replying, "It`s fine. Hell, it was more fun than I`ve had in a while."
[ I`m glad. I also enjoyed myself. ]
>You continued the conversation until you finished your breakfast.
>Leaving the dishes on the table, you headed to the bathroom.
>Teeth brushed, hair combed, you were ready to go.
>Ding.
[ You look good. ]
>MalO was standing behind him, its reflection in the mirror.
>Your face became flushed for a moment, you couldn`t help but feel a little odd about the complement.
>You were now ready to go, so you headed out, locking the apartment behind you.
>You started your old SUV.
>It was reliable, never really needed parts or repair, just maintenance.
>Apparently, MalO had set something up on the phone where it could hear through the microphone.
>That, combined with the Text-to-Speech function allowed you to talk while driving.
[ So, this is how you get around. It seems dangerous. ]
"Not really," you said, "It takes time to learn, but it`s just like walking."
[ Makes sense. ]
>It took a bit of an interest in vehicles, which you didn`t mind talking about.

>>6813804
>You step in, seeing two doors, one triple locked, the other leading to an observation room. You enter the second.
>Two large glass windows give a good view of the cell.
>Someone's inside, a D-class.
>He's got the mask on, and he sees you and Mal0 seconds later.

>"Hello? Oh thank God! Please, you've got to let me out of here!" It says, waving it's arms a little.

"Uh..."

>Mal0 growls, and the guy inside sighs.
>"Please, I can help you. I can get all of us out of here, I know where the exit is!"
>Your silence only makes it plead more.
>"Please, you guys can trust me."

"Prove it."

>"What?"

"Prove we can trust you."

>"Okay, um...there, see the locked door behind you. The code is 47356. There'll be all sorts of stuff in there you can use."
>You hesitate, but turn and enter the code into the keypad.
>It opens.
>You see a few items on the storage shelves.A few extra batteries, another keycard.
>Woah shit, Level 5? Yeah, you needed that.
>You pocket what you think you'll need.
>The thing got closer to the windows by this point.

>"See? You can trust me! Come on, please. There's a switch on the panels next to you. Just open this door, and I can help you guys escape!"
>You see the panel, and cross over to it.
>Mal0 won't stop growling at the thing, despite it's attempts to assure her it's not a threat.
>There's two switches on the panel. One labeled DOOR, the other GAS.

>You knew the gas was sometimes used for termination when a D class could not be recovered from a chamber.
>And you knew to trust Mal0s instincts on this.
>"Please...I can help you!" It pleads.

"Sure we can."
>You say with a frown, and you pull the Gas switch.

>>6813226
The writer of LUCAS knows about us at least

>>6814207
noice

>>6813226
Yea, someone reported them to BMC but they were pretty cool.

On that note, BMC is the only adult oriented SCP "fansite".

>>6814207
Fuckin finally he doesn't fuck up
>>6814125
yeeeeeeaaah boi

>>6814207
>It screams loudly, which then turn to a strangled coughing and gasping.
>"Please...no!" it cries out.
>Mal0 lets out a little snort, but whines when you switch the gas off.
>The thing stands, coughing.
>"N-no more, please...please I can-"

>On the gas goes again.
>More struggling and coughing.
>You do this three more times, the masked being becoming more and more pissed off every time.
>Eventually the gas has no effect on it anymore.

>"You won't get out of here, you know. You've freed an SCP from containment and are currently aiding in it's escape. You really think they'll just let you go?"

>You open your mouth to respond, but it cuts you off.

>"That is if that reptile doesn't get you first. I've heard her in the halls you know, cursing your name, and your little friend there. She's looking for you, Mr. Anon Y. Mous. You'll be lucky if the MTFs kill you first."

>Mal0's ears press back and she slinks over to you, and the mask laughs.

>"Go ahead, leave with your mutt. She won't save you. You had your chance, and you threw it away. I wish you luck, Mr. Mous. You'll need it."

>With that, the thing sat in the middle of the room with it's baxk to you, and spoke no further.

>>6814207
Ineffective fucking gas

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>>6814240
Of w-what?

ty for using my drawing as the new thread header :)

sorry its a bit late, back to the story

>that thought is cut off by "oh, why dont we take your friend with us to the hospital? im sure they wont mind."
>shit
>you are about to turn down the idea, but malO interrupts you with a "OkAyy!"
>you shoot her a "wtf" look and she says "ItSs OkAyy! I WilL Be QuiETt! ProMisEe"
>with a defeated sigh, you give her the okay and go to your room to find her and you something warm
>you grab your winter coat off the back off your computer chair
>MalO opts for the hoodie
>you quickly check it for any "Love stains" and grab your keys and wallet and head out the door with your merry band of misfits

>>6814125

Hell yes. Welcome back.

>>6814697
>MalO stomps around in the snow for a bit while you get your grandma situated
>you then have to buckle up MalO so you dont get any traffic tickets
>you finally start the shitbox up and head for the clinic
>your grandma offered multiple times to drive but considering shes had cataract surgery, you settle with driving with one hand
>you have to take the highway and there are very few people on it
>its totally slippery so you have to go 40 the whole way there
>MalO and your grandma wherent helping
>your grandma was busy talking your ear off about old boxers and dance moves from the 60s
>MalO was in the back, constantly trying to roll down the window and stick her head out
>after a good few minutes of this you had to turn on the child lock to keep her from scaring the shit out of some poor driver
>20 minutes of driving later and you finally make it to the urgent care
>you tell MalO to put her hood up and keep it up just in case
>the doors slid open, revealing a bustling crowd of 2 people and a old man hooked up to a oxygen tank
>you hook your arm around MalO to keep her from wandering off
>when you get into the urgent care room you tell the lady your name and she says "20 minutes" in a harsh tone
>wtf, there where only like 2 people there
>you unenthusiasticly accept and lead MalO and your grandma to the waiting room bench

>>6814852
>anon taking MalO out in public

THIS CAN ONLY END WELL
please continue

>>6814697
>>6814852
Dis gon be gud.

>>6814937
This is literally the first of these threads I've started browsing and this is already arousing me.

>>6814983
Yeah, that's a normal side effect.

>>6814852
>there was a little kid playing with the old beat up waiting room toys in the corner
>he spun around and instantly locked on MalOs face
>he didnt seem too terrified of her, but certainly wasnt smiling any time soon
>he went over to his mom, keeping an eye on MalO the whole time
>his mom glared at the sight while her son held tightly onto her arm
>you where red-faced the whole time and the lady noticed it
>the lady quite rudely spit out "Hey! Take off that damn mask! you scaring the hell out of everyone!"
>you look at her, then the room filled with nobody
>the only people in the room where a teenager with his earbuds in, staring blankly at his phone, and a old man that you where sure was on the brink of death
>you say to the lady slightly embarrassed "she... she cant, shes really shy..."
>that comment only made the lady more angry
>she stood up and walked over to you, getting considerably too close to your comfort bubble
>"Who the hell do you think you two are huh? you cant just go around with your masks in public places scaring everyone all the time! why if i had the right mind i would throw you out myself icantbealiveyouwouldjus" Blah Blah Blah
>the lady kept going on and on
>this lasted for a good five minutes before a member of staff came out and asked just what the hell was going on
>the lady babbled angrily at the man about MalO
>the man looked at MalO and said "do you really have to wear that?"
>with some quick decision making and a few stories you heard from the internet, you puffed up with a bit of disdain and put on your best "im offended" face you could
>"Well, my friend here didnt want to have to tell anyone but you force me to say it"
>you fakely hesitate, masking your attempt to think about your next few lines
>"she has to wear a mask every day of her life because of her illness, we get thrown out of almost every building because of ignorant people like this lady here!"
>the lady goes completely red-faced and instantly pipes down

>>6815029
>the man looks at the lady with disgust and asks how she could be so mean to the poor girl
>she babbles out some bullshit and then goes to grab her kid
>as shes leaving the urgent care room, the man apologies for her behavior and offers you her spot in the waiting cue
>fuck yeah
>he says it will only be 5 more minutes and he will be glad to help you with your injured hand
>meanwhile your grandma is laughing at the lady as she strolls out of the room completely embarrassed
>"You know back in the 60's, annoying women like that would get smacked for being so impolite in public!"
>the statement both startles you and brings you to chuckle at the same time
>a few minutes pass and a young lady in a lab coat, wearing a Christmas hat came out and called your name
>finally
>she seemed slightly terrified of MalO but also tried her best to not make eye contact due to her likely overhearing the performance in the lobby
>you tell her that your finger is definitely broken and she gives the same reaction as your grandma when you showed her your and

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>>6815160
Oh Shiiiet
Btfo

>>6815160
>while shes leading you and your group to the operation room, she asks you a couple questions while taking your height and weight
>"how did you break your finger?"
>you didnt want to say you where attacking someone, so you opt for "slammed it in a door"
>she gives and understanding "Ahhh" and tells you she has alot of patients that do that too
>she takes you to the small room with the reclining chair in the corner and offers a seat to MalO and your grandma
>she asks you the usual name date and birth questions and then after a few minutes of interrogation, she leaves you alone in the room with your group
>MalO takes a couple sniffs of the room and lets out "SmeLlS WeIRdd"
>your grandma quickly tells her a story of how hospitals use to smell like death all the time, and that people where lucky to get into them
>your grandma is a pretty reliable source of slightly horrifying knowledge of the 50's and 60's
>after a bit of waiting and story telling, a tall guy wearing a light up tie and a Christmas sweater enters the room with a glowing smile, that is very quickly stolen from him when he sets his eyes on the curvy beast in the corner
>he was obviously told about MalO before hand but is still terrified of her
>he goes through what seems like a 100 point check list of data before reaching into the drawer for a small metal splint and some bandages

>>6815315
>with very little warning he asks for your hand and then quickly feels it up and down
>your unsurprised by him saying "oh yeah, its broken alright"
>that statement makes your grandma let out a sharp cackle for some reason and says "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
>the man laughs uncomfortably and then tells you he will have to do an x-ray
>the x-ray process went pretty quickly, you where more worried about what your grandma was gonna say to MalO while you where gone
>the doctor gives you the a-okay and carefully wraps up your hand in a splint
>he tells you its gonna take a good 5-6 weeks to get back to normal and he offers you a prescription pain medication on your way back to the room
>when you enter the room your grandma is laughing hysterically and MalO has her face down and is bright red
>oh god, what did she say to her
>the doctor offers you a date to come back and shows you the way out
>MalO was bright red on the whole walk to the car
>you ask grandma what she said and she quickly says back
>"I asked your lady friend about your date last night and she told me some interesting things!"
>oh no
>"you know, i haven't done something like that since 1955!"
>oh god no

>>6815473
>MalO has her face down and is bright red
even I would be surprised that a skull can change color

>>6814644
SCP-951. It's not as interesting as you're probably thinking.

>>6815473
>you can feel your face burning bright red
>MalO is totally silent in the back seat
>meanwhile your grandma is cackling like a mad man
>you manage to let out a "C-Can you please not ask MalO about our relations..."
>your grandma only laughs harder at the statement and says "Don't worry son! i grew up in the 60's! sex is nothing to be embarrassed about! especially with someone as attractive as your lady friend!"
>your dead silent
>you uncomfortably drive back to the house with your grandma cheerfully telling you stories about her childhood
>just before she talks about her job at a speakeasy, you cut her off and say "H-Hey! isnt there some kind of new movie coming out that you wanted to see?"
>she pauses for a second and then starts talking about old movies
>your slightly relieved that you didn't have to hear about your grandmas sex life, but the discomfort is still tangible
>you make it to your house after what seems like ages and let the group inside
>your grandma plops down on the couch and flicks on the tv, while talking about old shows
>you take your coat off and hang it on the chair in the kitchen
>you plop down on the chair in the two seater next to MalO
>with your face in your hands, you can only be thankful that you managed to not get the cops called on your or get kicked out of the urgent care by some annoying, crazy lady
>in reflection, the day went relatively well

>>6815670
So Grandma is a furry?

>>6815705
Grandma's a witch

>>6815705
Shes probably just too old to give a shit and would rather just have fun with everything, just look at how she acted when Jim got punched in the jaw

>>6815670
I love that grandma

>>6815670
>thankfully your grandma had a history of clonking out around 8pm, so it gave you a chance to enjoy some alone time with MalO
>you ask MalO to not tell your grandma about any "engagements" you two have in the future
>she eagerly agrees and you sit and watch old Christmas shows for the rest of the evening
>when the clock hit 10 you walked MalO to the bedroom and helped her out of the skin tight clothes
>you have to say, it was slightly difficult to help her with he boobs in your face the whole time
>as your helping her get out of her sweats, she trips back onto the bed, taking you with her
>your face lands smack in the middle of her hairy mountains
>you get up to apologize, but she doesn't seem to be upset about the accident
>in fact your pretty sure it wasn't an accident at all
>she grabbed your hands and you got closer to her while she stared into your eyes
>"HaD A FunN dAYy..."
>you look into her eyes and nod
>you slowly lean in to kiss her and she pulls you in tightly with her arms, while twisting her long black tongues around in your mouth

>>6815817
> Anon forgets to lock door
> Gamma standing there with a camcorder stifling giggles

>>6815817
>you where slightly hesitant to start fucking with your grandma in the house, but your sure she would be dead asleep by now
>while you are making out, she reaches down and unbuttons your pants
>you start to feel up her hairy breasts and slowly search for her clit at the same time
>she lets out a couple hushed moans while your digging around in her
>she lets go of you and you take control of the situation
>after finding her clit, you move down to start eating her out
>your not quite sure how to do this because, frankly, you never have, but you read somewhere that you should write the alphabet with your tongue
>you start to go through the letters and it receives a very positive response from MalO
>she takes her legs and wraps them around your back, pulling you in tightly as you flick through K and L
>just before your finished, MalO seizes up completely and tightens her thighs around your forehead, while lettign out a load, satisfied moan
>you can hardly watch this anymore
>you stand up and Penetrate MalO
>shes slightly surprised by the advancement but doenst stop you
>you grab her firmly by the hips and start thrusting into her

>>6816000
>you slowly slide in and out of her still ridiculously tight pussy
>you have to slow down a bit to pace yourself
>getting a grip, you pick up the pace
>her head falls to the side and her legs go limp
>you hold her legs up to keep a good angle
>they're heavy but you can still keep your stance
>you cant hold her forever, so you pick up the pace even more, hoping to finish soon
>at this point shes moaning at the end of every thrust
>she reaches down and tightly grips your hands that are still grasping her waist
>her tongue falls out of her mouth and onto your bed
>she is holding onto your hands even tighter than before
>she starts to really clamp down on your dick as your about the reach your peak
>you can tell shes close too
>with a few good thrusts, you burst into her, and she tightens her legs around your waist to keep from pulling out
>each release erupts with force into her, and she moans when she feels you flex inside her
>you finally pull out and one last strand escapes onto her belly
>her legs fall to the ground and she pants heavily while grasping her stomach
>you take a minute to catch your breath too
>you pull up your underwear and flop onto the bed next to her
>she manages to turn toward you and give you a kiss on the cheek with her tongue that seemed to have no regard for any limit on length
>the tongue goes to clean herself up and then she curls up next to you in bed
>jsut before you close your eyes, MalO says "GOodNigHtt"
>you exaustidly reply "goodnight" and then you flick off your bed side lamp

alright everyone

keep up the good greens

i might do some more drawings tomorrow, but im gonna likely be hanging out with the family all day

post early post often!

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>>6816294
Night

the origional started to get a bit long so i made a new one

http://pastebin.com/M9HtqKSp

enjoy

Here with more green.

>As you continued this thread of conversaion, you noticed the TTS program`s voice changing in the slightest.
>It sounded less robotic, more alive.
>'Ah whatever, must be another thing MalO`s tinkering with.'

>You told MalO that you`d talk to it after work and turned the TTS program to silent.
>You parked the car and went in the grocery store.
>You were smiling, actually somewhat happy for the first time in a while.
>Which was due to becoming friends with some sort of cyber-ghost, then playing video games with them.
>It`s funny how things tend to turn out, going from being quite scared of them to being good friends in one night.
>The question is, what was it?
> A Ghost, an AI, or were you fucking nuts?
>You pondered this as you clocked in and started working.
"Hey," your co-worker glanced at you, "You look a bit happier today. It`s good to see you`re doing well."
>That was Brandon, the only person here not completely dead to the world during work.
>You didn`t mind him, he was polite and all, you could consider him a friend.
>Ding.
>Fuck, you forgot to put it on vibrate.
"That`s not the usual ringtone. Hmm, maybe you have a 'Special Friend'?"
> There was the annoying part, he always attempted to get into people`s business.
>And yes, you could consider MalO quite the special friend, just not the way Brandon was making it sound.
You retorted, "Nah man, I`ve just been testing out new ringtones and shit."
>That seemed to be enough to put him off.
>You discreetly checked the message.

>>6816465
>MalO was standing outside, waving.
[ Have a good day. ]
You fired a text back, "I will, talk to you later."
>You started working.
>The thing about this job was that it was very uneventful.
>All you did was organize and load the shelves, which was simple enough.
>No irate customers came your way that often either.
>It was a decent enough job, paid enough to keep an apartment.
>You always had some money left over.
>Some you saved, some you spent.
>You had plenty of furniture, so the money typically went towards games.
>You finished the day without a hitch.
>Your shift ended at 7:30, which left enough time to relax for a while at home.
>You headed outside, shivering slightly because of the cold.
>You stopped by a gas station to grab a soda and some gum.
>You passed the goods to the cashier in time to hear a ding.
>MalO was standing outside in the snow, for some reason it had on a scarf.
>It looked cool enough, the scarf was a nice shade of red.
[ Weather`s pretty nice. ]
>An old lady was peeking over your shoulder, at the picture.
>She gave you an odd look.
>You quickly forgot about this as you grabbed your stuff and left.

>>6816495
>You arrived at your apartment at 7:50.
>Traffic was a bit of an issue, but it didn`t cause too much of a problem.
>Ding
>MalO was standing by the chair in your room, pointing at the computer.
[ Let`s play some more games. ]
>You weren`t that hungry anyways, so you sat your bag of stuff on the nightstand by your bed.
>You turned the computer on, ready for another night of gaming.
>It took a while to boot up, so you talked to MalO.
>You turned the TTS program on.
"So MalO, do you have any idea what you`re supposed to be?" You asked, wanting the answer to the question that had been bothering you today.
[ Well, I don`t know my origin. I could be referred to as an Artificial Intelligence, I suppose. ]
You replied, "Well, I`ve been thinking. You may be a ghost or something. You seem to be able to take pictures from anywhere, and you can influence electronics. That`s pretty cool though."
[ I may very well be some sort of spirit. Again, I cannot recall though. ]
>The picture was one of it sitting on your bed, head leaning on one hand.
>You decided to ask another important question.
"So, I`ve been wondering. Are you male or female?"

>>6816523
At this point, I was considering letting you guys decide if MalO is a male or female, as well as deciding what Anon will be.

>>6816549
MalO female and anon male obviously.

>>6816563
lets role reverse to spice the thread up a bit

>>6816549
Why not both?

>>6816549
Lets make it gay

Writing it the usual way would be easiest.
Role reversal would be interesting, but more difficult.
Gay would not go so well, considering I`m not a homosexual.

I`m considering just continuing the normal way and writing out the sections for each orientaion.

Though... I`ve never written anything lewd before. It may not be that good.

>>6816549
Female anon, male MaLo, let's twist this shit baby!

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>>6816839
>Female anon

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>>6816689
no gay shit allowed

>>6816791
Whatever goes best, but considering the cis white male scum majority on this thread (I think), going normal would be better.

>But then again things can always get spiced up

>>6817180
Ironic or not, tumblerina faggotry such as this post is under California state law a cancer causing substance, and is banned for human consumption. Please refrain from any further posting, and have a nice day

But for real, femanon and male-o

>>6817303
no

>>6817369
Nigger, whats wrong with a genderswap? MaLo is originally male anyway

>>6817389
MalO had no gender.

>>6816549
There is a dangerous shortage of well hung scps in this thread, let's put a dick on the monster

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>fags are conquering another general

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>>6817589
The faggots were already here.
We just know how to blend in.

>>6817589
... you do realize that the original thread in which scp general was born was a discussion of horrific and outlandish fetishes, such as kitchen tiles, monsters, vague sexual concepts, and other oddities right? Also, there has always been a homosexual following in the thread, it's just been for the most part toned down as to appreciate the current greentexts that have been ongoing. Besides, you in the literal trash of 4/chan. The fuck did you think this was?

>>6817824
homosexual following was toned down for a reason.

>>6817886
No shit, he just told you the reason why.

I'm confused, how is role reversal gay? It literally boy on girl. What's wrong with femanon and knotty malo

>>6813378
Same, it got me back into reading SCP's

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>>6817886
We didn't want to be assholes complaining about whether malO had a dick or not.
If MalAnon wanted his green to be straight, he would have made it straight.

>>6816523
Very nice work! I like the new outlook on malo, the virtual existence has been almost entirely overlooked so far, and it's cool to see it expanded on this well.
>>6816549
Steamy Lesbian action when?

>>6817589
well shit, I was already planning on drawing male mal0 too, but now I feel like I HAVE to.

>>6817757
I'm not into feet, but for some reason that "haha~<3 disgusting creature~<3" dialogue makes me diamonds.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11917261
ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS ONE LADS, A LATE NIGHT POLL
>Tfw writefag tells us all to fuck off anyway

>>6817993
not voting because every single option is acceptable to me

>>6817993
>it was a dream the whole time, I mean come on, who'd want to be friends with YOU?

>>6817993
It's 2 where I am, are there really that many anon's browsing this thread tonight?

>>6817993
>inb4 someone rigged the results

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>>6817993
>32 votes
>Straightfags BTFO

the poll is fucking rigged

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>>6817993
ALRIGHT WHO RIGGED IT

since fags are such sore losers that they had to rig the poll, just do normal male-anon on female-MalO, writefriend

>>6818192
>>6818224
me, by voting for the gay

>>6817993
>No genderless malO

>>6813857
Ma1O

>>6818249
Agree

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>>6817993

>MFW 3 of the results have the same # of votes

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Hardmode: under +100
Extra hardmode: under +50
Super hardmode: under +25

>>6816791
You already went for a Fem MalO and male anon thing when you made MalO's TTS female.

She also somehow changed it to be less robotic and if it was a he, then he'd probably have changed it to a male voice instead.

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>>6818138
hah, feels so good to be so damn right

>>6819392
>>6819392
But the right result is winning. Fuck faggots in every sense but the literal.

>>6819638
gay had dozens of votes in it at one point. they've disappeared now

>>6819655
Oh good. I'm pretty tired of this shit happening every time something good comes along.

>>6817993
Honestly, I`m going with the normal orientation. It seems like I was already heading in that direction as well. And the votes for that option win. Sorry for getting your hopes up.

But, now that I know the demand for it, I likely will write out each one as a one-shot kind of thing.

>>6819638
Gayfags got BTFO

>>6819853
Godspeed anon!

Catchy nicknamed writer here with more stuff.

[ I appear to be female. ]
>'Special friend indeed', but you weren`t going to fuck a ghost.
>You look at the picture.
>Well, she has breasts, they`re not very big, likely B cups.
>Again, you told yourself you weren`t going to fuck it.
[ You appear to be in deep thought about me being female. Are you surprised? ]
>You were, but you were trying to feign disinterest.
"Not really, I was just tired of thinking about you as an 'it'"
[ That`s nice of you. ]
>Somehow, she got the TTS program to convey a bit of emotion in there, but you couldn`t identify it.
"Well, the computer`s up. Let`s play a different game today."
>She waited as you booted up Dark Souls II.
[ This one looks intimidating. ]
>That was worry in her voice.
"No worries, it`s just really hard for newcomers."
>You took a moment to show her the many hours you`ve put into this game.
>It was your turn to carry.
>The satisfaction was interrupted by MalO
speaking.
[ You have put more than one hundred and fifty hours into this game. I would say that`s a bit much, but I know how enjoyable these games can be. ]
>You plugged the phone in so it wouldn`t run out of battery.
"Let`s get started... wait, shit. "
>The game wasn`t local- oh, there was a character already beside you.
>More weird AI/Ghost tricks, neat.
[ Let`s get started! ]
>That was excitement.
>You wondered how she could pull this weird electronic shit off.
>The game wasn`t even local co-op, yet she was in the game.

>>6820198
>You decided to not dwell on it.
>Instead, you just enjoyed the time.
>It continued like this, and the days blended into one another.
>You both became close friends.
>You inroduced her to more games, had fun experiences.
>Her voice slowly became more and more alive.
>It was great, a gentle and feminine, with a slight echo to it.
>One day, she told you something she had been working on.
>'An update', she called it.
>A new icon appeared on your screen.
>It was almost exactly the same as the one you`d activated before.
>There was a slight, glowing aura from each eye socket.
>You activated it.
>It flashed through multiple screens of code, which gradually dwindled as it opened the rear camera.
>She was standing there, in real time.

>>6820198
>Darksouls
>150 hours
Millam I swear to god if I find out your writefaging on trash, I'm kicking your ass.

>>6820214
>She waved at you, seemingly ecstatic.
[ It took a while, but I managed a little
something. ]
>She took a bow.
>You looked at her from all angles.
>It appeared that she wasn`t as slender as before, but was still not close to having many curves.
>She was about five foot eleven, almost as tall as you.
>She was covered in a black coat of fur, which seemed to be a few inches in length.
>She had a mane of thicker fur around her neck, probably a foot long.
>But the fur from her head looked like it just grew straight from the skull.
>Speaking of the skull, her eye sockets glowed slightly, a small bead of blue light in each.
>They winked out occasionally, probably her blinking.
>She was rapidly going over the technical details of the update, but it went through one ear and out the other.
>She was becoming more alive the longer you both spent time together.
>This was an exciting new development.

>>6820218
I`m definitely not your friend there.

>>6820246
I love the pacing in this

>>6820246
VR headset capabilities when?

>>6820429
Heck yes.

HECK YES.

Did this thread just die?

>>6821205
Humans need to sleep

Wake up, /SCP/

>>6821205
Some people have to work dude

Wait till after work dudes

>>6820246
>Now she seemed more alive than ever, but that still left a few questions.
>What are you going to do if someone finds out?
>What if she starts hitting on you?
>What if it`s actually some sort of demon, and...
>Okay, you really needed to quit thinking about this.
>You fell asleep eventually.

>You were walking through some sort of compound.
>It was in an awful state.
>Bodies everywhere, blood and gore splattered across the landscape.
>You noticed something down the hall, it looked like...
>A man was being held by MalO.
>He was bloody and battered, really hurt looking.
>You could tell she was worried about him, as his head was in her lap.
>Wandering through the wrecked building, you noticed that nothing was paying any attention to you.
>Some humanoid was walking through walls, leaving behind puddles of some odd substance.
>You avoided the odd material, moving around it.
>A reptilian creature was moving silently through the place, appearing like it`s intent was to hunt and kill.
>Looking at it gave you chills.
>You felt out of place here, like you were unwelcome.
>A ringing sound began to permeate the area.

>>6815551
Bleeding from the eyes...

>>6821688
Oh dear god it's a crossover

>>6821688
Welcome back anon

>>6820198
Femanon with Male-O you nigtarded mong!

>>6821688
Yes! Cro/sover!

>>6821842

>check it out anon
>>6819853

>>6821688
>You sat up.
>You pressed the button on your phone to turn the damned alarm off.
>What kind of dream was that?
>And what did MalO have to do with it?
"Hey MalO."
[ Yes Anon? ]
"I may know where you came from."
>A period of silence ensued.
[ Well? Spit it out. ]
>You explain the events in your dream.
[ So, this isn`t baseline... ]
>What
[ I suppose it worked. I went through some sort of portal and ended up in this reality. ]
>Again, What
[ I was not lying about my origin or what I am. I still have no idea who or what I am.
But I did withold some information. ]
"Okay, but you said some shit about alternate realities or something."
[ The events in your dream did not occur. I never met this man described. But, I was held at the compund that you saw. ]
"So you`re some sort of interdimensional refugee."
[ You could put it that way. The agency that held me was known as the SCP Foundation. Now that I know that baseline still has influence over my presence, it would be ignorant to remain here. ]
"They can`t come here and take you, right?"
>You really didn`t want her to go.
>She was your best friend, and had changed your life for the better.

>>6822039
>You held the phone up, setting it into AR mode.
>She was sitting on your bed, head tilted downwards slightly.
[ I think I may be endangering you by being here. They will hurt you, and I don`t want that. I`m sorry, ]
>Her head dipped downwards and the beads of light dissapeared.
[ But I have to leave. ]
"MalO, you can`t go..."
>Tears welled up a bit in your eyes.
[ I have to. If you`re seeing those sorts of images in your mind, then I must be damaging the fabric of reality by being here. ]
>She was standing now.
[ Anomalies beget more anomalies. They will rend spacetime until there is nothing left of it but the faint memory of
existence. ]
>She was right, if this was true, you couldn`t be selfish like this.
>It would destroy everything.
>You would have to say goodbye.
>What could you do?
>What would you say to her?

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>>6822078
They're kicking in

>>6822078
At least fug the MalO before she leaves

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>>6822078
> If I'm fucking with your mind I must be fucking up space time and should leave

>>6822078
So, the question remains. What do we say to her. Do we risk hurting her further by admitting love?
Do we stay stoic and give a solid, caring goodbye?
Or do we act selfish and try to convince her to stay, and risk reality?

There is one way the story will continue without separating the two.
The option may or may not be one of the ideas above.

>>6822154
Remember that guy from anon's dream? That could be anon seeing the future or something.

Also, anon confesses his love to interdimensional waifu

>>6822154
After a bit of brainstorming, I came up with this

>anon says goodbye to MalO
>after a few weeks he is kidnapped by SCP agents
>a bunch of shit happens and he somehow ends up in MalO's dimension thing
>MalO tries to save anon (see anon's dream)

>>6822078
>>6822182
This will make things interesting.
Confession time.

>You know it would hurt her, but you wanted her to know.
"MalO, if you well and truly are going to leave, I want you to know something."
>She looked up, eyes open.
[ Yes? ]
"I hate to do this to you, but I need to say it. I love you."
>Her head cocked slightly, then dropped again, eyes closed.
"I`ve been thinking about this ever since the first night we talked. If you leave, I`m not sure what will happen. You`re not just my best friend, but you`re the one who made it possible for me to feel happy again."
[ I love you too. Why do you think I`m going? I don`t want any harm coming down on you. ]
"I understand. I know the threat you might be to this reality."
[ I`m glad you underst- ]
"That`s why I`m coming with you. I`ve had enough with day to day bullshit. Any sense of wonder I had has been crushed out of me, but you brought that back! You made my life something to be enjoyed!
And I won`t let the one and only person I`ve ever loved fall victim to circumstance.I am going with you. No matter what."
>You were crying now, a storm of emotion going through your mind.
[ I... I didn`t know you felt that strongly. Well, if I cannot change your mind, then you`re going to do what I say. ]

>>6822395
Somebody get this stuff in a pastebin.

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>>6822395
Just doooooooo it

If MalO writefags 1 and 2 join in on 3's shenanigans this would get super weird but also why do I want this so bad

>>6822834
#3 here
That would be interesting, albeit difficult and convoluted.
Sorry for the delay anyways, I`m taking a break for a bit.

Then I`ll be back to making you guys feel.

Just a note, we added Piwik statistics to the site for seeing how many pervs use it, so I know when it'll be a good idea to actually spend money on stuff. uBlock considers Piwik an ad for some reason and flips its shit, so that's what's making your ad-blockers go nuts.

>>6823095
And by site I mean the BMC wiki

>>6823095
>>6823098
cool blog dude
*upvotes*

>>6823127
Oh my, what a delicate little flower. I'll try to phrase this in a way that doesn't hurt your fragile feelings: That notice was intended for people who actually use the wiki, so they wouldn't freak out and think the site has a virus when they get a red pip in uBlock. Since this thread spawned the wiki and has people who use it, it seemed sensible to let people know of this change. This thread also needs the bumps, and I'd like to not let the wiki kill it.

Remember to subscribe and give us a thumbs-up!

>>6823220
way to miss the point, blogger dude
*reposts on memecenter*

>>6823246
Thanks for the repost, bro! Also, the thread specifically asked for updates so it wouldn't die, but you keep pushing over that strawman!

>>6823279
Can we stop this memery and talk about greens?

>>6823746
Fantastic strawman, friend!
How about you just leave the thread if you don't want to talk about our original content, asswipe?

Emergency bump.

>>6823761
>>6823761
I do, but at the same time arguing wastes time and bump count so I would rather this stop than
>le upboat ecks dee nice meme friendo but I actually hate your guts

Alright SCP thread:
SCP-106
vs.
SCP-097

Who wins?

>>6824166
SCP-999

#3 Here.
A good bit of stuff is coming soon. You`re gonna enjoy it.

Possible lewd included.

>>6824370
Looking forward to it #3. Keep up the good work.

Small loan of a million bumps.

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Newly minted.

This thread is too slow right now.

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>>6824993
Anything else you guys might want in this style?

>>6822395
#3 here with more.

>She left that night.
>You had said goodbye and that was it.
>She said to wait for a message.
>A message that never came.
>Life just went back to the way it was before.
>It just felt more empty.
>You began to think it was all just some long term mental instability.
>You lapsed back into the cycle.
>Wake up, work, go home, video games, sleep.
>It was okay.
>Days turned into weeks.
>Weeks into months.
>It had been 7 months.
>October.
> Things got better, life kept going.
>Your outlook had improved, and you were all around doing pretty well.
>You sat down at the small table with your dinner.
>Fried chicken from some fast food place.
>Mashed potatoes and a biscuit on the side.
>The table was empty except for you.
>As it usually was.

>>6826094
Glad to see you back. I look forward to seeing where this story goes.

>>6826094
>You had recieved a raise of a dollar an hour.
>It helped a good bit, considering you were planning on going to college at some point.
>You wanted to make video games.
>You enjoyed playing them, and you had a bit of experience with programming.
>It`s your dream job.
>But college is really expensive.
>You had been saving money for a while.
>Next year you would go.
>You continued eating.
>The chicken was decent enough.
>The mashed potatoes were a bit odd.
>You cleaned up after your meal.
>You loaded the dishwasher, reminding yourself to get more detergent.
>You turned it on and went to your bedroom.
>You upgraded your PC a bit, it could run most things pretty well.
>You turned it on, waiting for it to boot up.
>You planned on getting a new-
>Ding

>>6826279
[ UPDATE REQUIRED ]
>What
>You dropped everything and grabbed your phone.
>Your hands started shaking.
>You could barely unlock the damned thing.
>There was an icon on the home screen.
>It was a horizontal line.
>A dot above and a dot below.
>Linked with a zig-zagging line.
>You clicked on it immediately.
>It took you to the Google Play Store.
>The update size was an unknown quantity.
>It took a while, an hour later it was ready.
>During the wait, you couldn`t focus enough to do anything.
[ UPDATE COMPLETE ]
>The two dots on the icon were now linked with a thin, blue vertical line.
>You were unsure of what would happen.
>Was she going to come back?
"Here goes nothing."
>You pressed it.

>>6826543
>dickbutt

>>6817475
dahm straight!

>>6817475
malOs gender changes to depends of the app downloader gender and sexuallity

>>6826885
if the downloader prefers futa, the app fails to install

>>6820218
>only 150 hours
Filthy fucking casuals

>>6827445
The little faggot has over 1600 hours logged into ds1 alone, considering I had to woop his ass for writefaging pony shit before, I make it a point to investigate on occasion.

>>6827577
why would you kick someone's ass for writing green?

you sound like a bully. if you are one, kill yourself

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>>6827577
ds1 ptde master race

>>6827624
...Anyone who unironicly thinks it's okay that their sibling browse 4chan, writes mlp shit and spends all day playing darksouls should kill themselves. It's like smoking. You might do it, but lord have mercy if you catch your younger brother doing it.
except in this case, /trash/ mlpVore generals is more akin to herion.

>>6827711
>he doesn't let sibling do what they want but forces them to be a normie instead
die

>>6827755
Real talk, do you enjoy being here? Are you satisfied with your life? You are browsing not only one of the most autistic, waste of space, manchild-friendly websites in existence, but your in the trash bin of the place. The literal bottom of the barrel of the Internet. Can you really, honestly say that this is an addiction you would want for someone you love? I'm fairly certain everyone browsing this board regularly considers suicide. I want a better life for my brother than the one I have. When I caught him smoking spice, I cut him off and helped him over withdrawal. When he wanted to drop out of highschool, I walked his ass there daily. When he wanted to hang out with coke heads, I stopped him and kicked them out. When he wanted to become a welfare baby, I dragged his bitch ass to an interview. I'm not letting anyone I love fallow in my footsteps.

sorry guys, no Christmas green tonight :(

have family over for the rest of the night

i will try to get one in tomorrow eveningish

>>6827929
No problem, have fun with the family.

>>6827883
Good shit Anon, keep up the good work.

>I'm not letting anyone I love fallow in my footsteps.
Also, I'm assuming that you're currently past that stage of your life?

>>6828012
God no. Im a highschool dropout, and just got out of prison. I'm on probation for the next 3 years. Instead of offing myself, I'm going to spend my time watching out for my family. I'm working 2 jobs so I can put the short fucker into a good collage, and I spend the rest buying him books and clothes. Once he has a engineering or welding degree, I'm going to move his ass out of this dead end city out somewhere he has a chance at a normal life. Fuck tucson.

>>6828079
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Good luck, man.

I understand the sentiment though, can't let the situation that you're in come around for him too.

>>6827883
Alright, I admit that it's nice of you to keep the guy away from drugs or dropping out of school, but isn't not letting him write stuff a bit over the line?
I myself write pony shit and I can assure, it's unironically made my life better.
Having people congratulating me from something I've done feels pretty good.

Sorry for telling you to off yourself earlier. It's nice of you to keep your sibling off bad shit

>>6827883
>I'm fairly certain everyone browsing this board regularly considers suicide.
I don't. Why would I? Exploring one's degeneracy is fun, so long as you don't let it overtake your life.

>>6828310
This.

>>6828310
i have no need to kill myself due to the fact that i have MalO to keep me sane

>>6828264
I'm not stopping him from expanding his creative talent, I've signed him up for scuplting/guitar/poetry classes and got him signed up for a gaming club. I've also spent over 2000 on art supplies for him. I've got no problem with him expressing his talent, it's the hoard of autism which is 4chan/tumbler/reddit I want him to stay away from. Kid doesn't need to be jacking off to 2d pastel ponies, or hanging out with any of the literal retards that watch that show. Kid wants to write? Fine. It's what I bought him the jornal for.

Anyone have the first half of #3's stuff? I have the rest ready to go in a pastebin

>>6828550
Should be in the old thread

>>6828550
>>6828581
http://pastebin.com/9Q1ieHLY Dump of all posts in old thread with >=5 green lines (including links due to shitty parser)

>>6828792
Its... amazing

>>6826543
#3 Here, I should really post everything I`ve written so far instead of being a perfectionist and going over it like seventy times. Continuing story...

>It was like one millisecond to the next.
>You were in your bedroom, and the next moment you felt a shift in your gut.
>It was suddenly daytime.
>Your room also had much nicer furniture.
>What.
>You wandered through the foreign yet familiar apartment, taking everything in.
>Including the canine skull demon thing sitting at the dining room table.
>Your jaw dropped.
>You had no phone, no VR goggles, nothing on.
>She was here, in the physical world.
[ Welcome to Baseline. ]

>want to catch up
>but not sure if there's an updated pastebin and how far it goes
>don't want to crawl through dozens of old threads
Please tell me that there's a pastebin that's properly up to date.

>>6829310
>Her voice was rougher, but it was still the MalO you know and love.
[ It`s so good to see you Anon. I obtained this apartment for you. It should be easy to adjust to. ]
>Her eyes were glowing a gentle cyan, more rounded on the top than bottom.
>An expression of happiness.
>You rushed towards her, nearly knocking her off of the chair.
>She stood up.
>You embraced each other.
>Her fur was soft, and without grease.
>She smelled slightly of sulphur still, but you didn`t mind.
>Now that you could feel it, you noticed that her body was mostly muscle.
>She was fucking built.
>Looking at her breasts, you realized that if she had breasts, she likely had other... parts.
>You cleared your head of the thought for the moment.
>You kissed her cheek and stroked her head.
>The bone was smooth and clean.
"I thought... I wouldn`t... Oh my god."
>You started crying again, this time of happiness.
[ Let`s go sit down. ]

>>6829365
I have screenshots of all the posts he made so far. I migh pastebin it when I get home

>>6829427
>She took your hand and walked with you into the living room.
>There you sat for a while, leaning on each other.
>You reached up and scratched behind her ear.
>You always wanted to do that.
>She started laughing a bit, but pushed her head into your hand more.
>She enjoyed it.
[ I`m so glad to see you. But you probably want an explanation. ]
>You nodded.
[ I returned here the way I left, a rift guarded by the Foundation. They had captured me and imprisoned me. ]
>That`s why it had taken so long.
[ I barely escaped. I made my way here and linked the rift with your phone. I`m... not too sure how I pulled it off. ]
>She scratched the back of her head.
[ I used my unique 'electronic skills' to get some money for us. Not enough to be noticable, but enough to live on. ]
>You didn`t know she could do that.
>Hindsight`s a bitch.
"So, how are you here? Like, touching me and stuff."
[ Different realities provide different forms of existence. Baseline allows me to have a physical form. In your reality, I could only reside in electronics. Luckily, you`re the one who found me. ]

>>6829480
>She had a physical form now.
>There was a chance that you and her could have a life together.
>You were going to fuck the ghost.
>You didn`t have to work either, just stay here and relax.
>This isn`t how you expected your life to turn out.
>The idea that you were in a different reality was intimidating to say the least.
>Wasn`t this reality the one with all of the super dangerous anomalies though?
>You would have to keep an eye out for trouble.
>For now, you`d enjoy MalO`s company.
>The first thing you did was boot up your computer.
>Sweet fucking jesus that was a beautiful piece of machinery.
>MalO had obtained something close to a damn supercomputer.
>You asked her what games she`d gotten.
[ Take a look. ]
>Yep, she got all of the ones on the wishlist of your account.
>She sat on a small couch, there was room for two, which she indicated by patting the spot next to her.
>You sat beside her and she began to lean on you.
>The both of you played video games until the sun set.
>She told you all about Baseline and the Foundation as you played.
>How your reality was free of anomalies, and how this one was chock full.
>The Foundation had a good goal, but they seemed like they were way too heavy handed with it, containing harmless items.
>Or people
>You pondered these things over a series of matches on Rocket League.

>>6829594
That seems like a good enough ending point for tonight. Goodnight guys.

>>6829639
Thanks, #3.

>>6812898
is this only for scp stuff? Or are general spooks fine? I have a green text story if non scp ghosts are cool

>>6829746
this is SCP only

>>6829746
We've made a wiki for NSFW "SCPs". http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/Main_Page

http://pastebin.com/RWyphdCe
#3's story so far, I'll do my best to update it whenever ASAP

>>6829594
Interesting world building you did there, I like your work so far

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>nothing but Mal0 fags
>no love for the unstoppable sex machine that is 173
He even has a massive dick to shove down class-d throats.

>>6830377
MalO is love

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>>6812898
I drew a pic of MalO presenting herself to anon

>>6830377
>Dr. Izumi Kato demonstrates how caressing 173 yields no negative effects

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>>6830995
and it is wonderful

>>6830995
>that perspective
amazing work, anon

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>>6830995

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>>6830995
Good god, you are a treasure man.

You sick fucks

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>>6832028

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bamp

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>>6830995
well...that's nice i guess

>>6832714
let me guess
it's because she's thick, right?

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>>6832727
...yes
>not a fan of phat tbqhfamalam

>>6832751
Fatties are gross.

>>6832028
Thank you.

Good morning, #3 Here with more. Let`s get right into it.

>You were rather hungry after not eating for 12 hours.
"Hey MalO, do you eat?"
[ I don`t need to eat, though believe I can. ]
>You were going to make a nice dinner
for her.
>You cracked open the fridge to see what was available.
>It was empty.
"MalO..."
[ Oh. I, uhh... couldn`t go grocery shopping. ]
>It made sense, she couldn`t be out in public looking like that.
>But you had to eat something.
>Not that, you pervert.
>That could wait until both of you were ready.
>You ordered a pizza.
>'Baseline' had Domino`s as well.

>>6833346
Welcome back my man

>>6833346
>>6833369
Good to see you too.

>The delivery man knocked on your door, ready to hand over the pizza.
>It was already paid for by MalO`s debit card.
>You gave the guy a five dollar tip and sent him on his way.
>You set the pizza down on the slightly larger dining room table.
>Mmm, can`t go wrong with pepperoni and cheese.
>You opened the box and MalO caught the smell
>She was there in an instant.
[ So this is pizza. This will be the first time I`ve ever eaten too. ]
>Her excitement was visible.
"You`re in for a treat."
>You pulled out two plates and set a slice of pizza on each.
>How was she going to eat though?
>She didn`t have lips or teeth, just a skull for a face.
>Did she even have a tongue?
>You both sat down and dug in.
>She tried to use the teeth on her skull for their intended purpose, cutting and tearing.
>But she was new to it, so it was more like watching a baby teething.
[ Don`t look at me like that. I`m trying, okay? ]
>She sighed and kept trying.
"I just want to know if you can eat safely."
>She finally tore off a chunk.
>You saw her eyes dissapear for a moment as she swallowed.
>Her ears perked up.
[ That`s... incredible. ]
"Welcome to the world of the living, MalO."
[ I`ve been missing out. ]
"You don`t have to anymore. I`ll show you some other things you`ve been missing out on."
>You both thoroughly enjoyed the meal and talked about your plans for tomorrow.

>>6833391
>You and her headed to bed after dinner.
>You were really tired, having stayed up about 20 hours without sleep due to interdimensional travel or something, as well as having eaten a good bit.
>You went to bed at ten.
>Of course, MalO was right there beside you.
>She was out like a light.
>Made sense, considering she had eaten three fourths of the damn pizza.
>It was incredibly cute though, seeing her drowsy and sleeping.
>You and her were under the same blanket, and it was incredibly warm.
>Correction, she was incredibly warm.
>You fell asleep to the sound of her gentle breathing.
>You were pleased with this turn of events, looking forward to the future once again.

That`s all for now. Will probably have more tonight.

>>6833442
Luv, troo luv - is wat brings us togeta hear, toda

>>6833442
C-cute!

>>6833369
>tfw the captcha was literally clicking on pizzas

>“What do you mean ‘You’re pregnant?!’ My species couldn’t get become fertilized with filthy human seed even if it wanted to, and I guarantee you, I don’t want to.”
>You were in a lot of trouble.
>A whole lot.
>It had been a year since you and 682 had met.
>A year full of, to be completely honest, wild and hot unprotected sex.
>682 always assured you with a haughty ‘No filthy human could impregnate me no matter how strong his seed is.” before you dived in.
>But now here you were.
>Trying to keep 682 from mauling the poor guy who just came in to tell you the news.
>“O-one of my coworkers just noticed that your consumption habits had been changing randomly for the past 2 weeks. A-all we did was do a routine screening on a urine sample, and results.”
>682 snorted, a twisted grin forming on her lips.
>“You can’t earnestly expect me to believe that I’ve been inseminated by this...lackluster specimen.This has to be some kind of ruse, right, Toy?”
>All you can do is shake your head.
“I’m sorry sweets, but this was my call. I want-
>Before you can finish, you chin found itself with a knife-like claw stuck in it.
>It stung like a bitch, but you didn’t flinch. You needed to be strong here.
>“Give me a single reason not to skewer your brain right now, Toy. This stunt of yours has gone too far. Its an invasion of my privacy on a level I will NOT tolerate.”
“You didn’t let me finish my sentence.”
>You knew it was risky. But you knew 682, and she knew you.
>For the world longest second, you two were frozen, your eyes locked with 682’s ferocious orbs.

>>6833747
>682 growled sharply, and grimaced, but the claw withdrew from your chin.
>Whew.
“As I was saying, I called it in because you’re acting strange all week.”
>Perhaps not the best choice of words, but you were never really great at that sort of thing.
>“What are you babbling about, Toy, I’ve noticed not a single change in my behavior. Explain. Now.”
“That’s the point, Sweets, you don’t notice the little things. You’ve been eating way more food than usual, and you pace your room with a nervousness I’ve never seen from you before. You’ve been acting like someone is out to get you. You, the most adapted killer in the entire universe! I was just worried is all.”
>“Why didn’t you tell me?” Her voice was low, softer than you thought she was capable of.
“I thought you would refuse testing of any kind, but I was worried sick about you.”
>682 was quiet, a deep shadow forming across her face.
>You braced yourself for something terrible, a screech, maybe she kills the scientists that ran the tests, you were prepared for anything. But when she spoke, you could barely hear her.
>“Leave me. I need...some alone time.”
>Not a single soul in that room needed to be told twice.

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>>6833747
>>6833777

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>>6833777
>>6833777
Also, checked

>>6833747
>>6833777
fuck yes

>>6834111
holy fuck

is it good?

do you want a followup?

>>6835390
you have my interest

>>6835390
wut

>>6834111
>he shitposts on /trash/
let me guess, you come from /tlhg/
fuck off pedo

>>6835560
This is bait

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>>6835390
Absolutely.

Give us more hormonal, moody death lizard.
>Preggers 682 experiencing emotions she is unfamiliar with, including fear, submissiveness, neediness, etc.

>>6835552
>>6835552
I asked if you want a continuation.

>>6836844
sure

>>6835390

The more greens the merrier.

>>6835560

Has anyone been noticing an uptick in angry comments like this lately?

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>>6829427

>Now that you could feel it, you noticed that her body was mostly muscle.
>She was fucking built.

A non phat MalO??

It's a Christmas miracle!

>>6833777
Checked

where the hell is mal0 anon and the other mal0 anon?

>>6840110
Maybe they're currently being 'raped' by Mal0.

Requesting green of malo as a culturally enriched person of color
aflyer all, she already stole my heart

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>>6840260
get out

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>>6840298
of my house

>>6840110
We have 4 writers. All called malo-anon.

>>6840313
No, there are 3 Mal0anons and a 682 anon

my god

Small loan of a million bumps

>>6842327
is it normal if i wish to fuck her until i cannot fuck her no longer?

>>6842338
It'd be weird if you didn't.

>>6842338
Yes, Mal0 is best wifu

>>6842327
So good until inflated lip and face decal

>>6842390
Almost all mal0 porn has that stupid lip

>>6842471
not mine :D
>>6830995

>>6842658
While that is true.
Its still far to thick

>>6842668
too thick? How?

>>6842668
>too thick

>>6842720
Not him, but there's a thin line between "thick" and "just plain fat" and that lies in whether or not there's a sense of flabbiness to it. At least, being someone other than the person you're replying to, that's how I feel about it. When someone comes off as being flabby or otherwise just fat it's too thick. Because it's no longer thick, you see?

>>6842720
>>6842744
I dont like my women to jiggle like jello

>>6842658
I like your art, you have a talent that I do not.

>>6842819
speak for yourself dood

>>6842819
What are you, gay?

>>6842840
I'm very jealous of his grasp on perspective.
My brain turns into mush whenever I try to put an organic or dynamic shape into perspective.
I really gotta work on that.

>>6833442
#3 here with a good bit of stuff.
Oh god this has been fun, and it`s getting interesting to write. Thanks for all of the encouragement guys.

>You woke up next to something really hairy.
>Did you get a dog, or...
>Oh yeah, MalO, dimensional travel, physical form.
>What the hell were you going to do now.
>There were so many possibilties.
>You sat up.
>She was still asleep, gently snoring.
>You nudged her awake.
[ Whaat. Oh, hey Anon. Sleep well? ]
>Her fur was sticking up in some places, and there was a slight spot of drool on her pillow.
>She sat up and yawned.
>One of your questions from last night was answered, she had a tongue.
"Yeah, I slept pretty well."
>She raised her arms abover her head, stretching.
>Then she grabbed you and pulled you back down beside her.
>She hugged you close, her head between your neck and shoulder.
[ Let`s just relax for a bit. I don`t feel like getting up yet. ]
>You laid beside her for a while.
>She was asleep again.
>Fuck.
>Her fur was soft and warm, making the position very comfortable.
>Eventually you dozed off again as well.

>>6843264
>You were in a featureless hallway.
>Great, another dream.
>You continued walking forwards for a while, eventually coming across a series of doors.
>This is odd.
>Each one was a different material, different color, different shape...
>And each one was adorned with an insignia.
>The only likeness between them was that of a black, diamond shape marked onto each.
"Where the hell am I."
>Your voice echoed through the hall.
>As you walked, you noticed two doors open, directly across from each other.
>Inside each one was a dark void.
>This shit is confusing.
>They both appeared to have a unique insignia on them.
>One had a red circle with a blue triangle in the center.
>The other was a circle with a hollow center, with three arrows pointing inwards that were equally spaced apart.
>That one`s diamond was glowing a strong, steady blue.
>You felt this was significant somehow.
>You stepped into the doorway.

>>6843406
>And woke up.
>What the fuck were these dreams about.
>You weren`t telling MalO about it, considering what happened last time.
>You decided to just ignore the dreams for the time being.
>She was still asleep.
>Realizing you still needed to buy groceries, you poked her until she woke with a snort.
[ What is it now? ]
"Just wanted to tell you that I`d be out getting groceries."
>She couldn`t come with you, right?
[ Alright, I`ll be doing whatever. ]
>And with that statement, she was out again.

>>6843717
>You grabbed the keys to the apartment and MalO`s debit card, then headed out.
>The apartment was the same one as the other reality, confirmed with a glance at the room number.
>You headed downstairs.
>As you walked out the door, you were greeted by your landlord.
"You must be the new arrival, nice to meet you!"
>He held out his hand, ready for a handshake.
>You forgot you hadn`t met him in this reality.
>You shook his hand.
"Nice to meet you too. I`m Anon."
"You seem busy, so I`ll talk to you later."
>The man went inside, leaving you to your activities.
>Fuck, you just realized something.
>You didn`t have a car.
>You pulled your phone out to call a cab.
>The icon of the app that took to this reality was still on the home screen.
>Curious to see what would happen, you tapped it.

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>>6843922
And so it begins...

>>6843922
>just woke up
>first thing I see is #3's greentext

It's gonna be a good day today

>>6843922
Why would you do that. Don't activate the temporal portal button on a whim.

>>6843922
>Your gut wrenched for a moment.
>It was night time.
>And your car was there.
>What the fuck.
>It appeared that you were in your reality again.
>So, the app still allowed you to switch between realities.
>Huh.
>You got in your car and drove to the grocery store.
>It felt odd being here again.
>When you walked in, you were immediately accosted by the manager.
"Where have you been? You weren`t here yesterday, you didn`t call, you-"
>You lied directly to his face.
"I quit. Sorry man, certain... circumstances and all."
"You should have at least given a warning. Just so you know, you`re fired."
"I know. Anyways, I`ve gotta grab some groceries man."
>You briskly walked away.
>You bought the usual assortment of goods.
>Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Meat, so on so forth.
>You didn`t think the debit card would work in this reality, so you walked your cart near the bathroom and left it there.
>You walked into a stall and pulled the app up again on your phone.
>You pressed it, again feling the now familiar twist in your stomach.

>>6844367
Something tells me dimension jumping is a horrible idea.

>>6844367
>>6844477
Something is bound to go really wrong with this

>>6844477
Trip dubs confirm

>>6844367
Missed opportunity, bud.

> You walk up to your boss, and smile as his frown expands as he regards you with barely-suppressed content. God, what a prick.
> "Also, just so you know, I always thought you were a faggot." His eyes split wide open and you can see the bluescreen clearly in his eyes as all of his delicate worldviews are shattered. His mouth opens while the cogs in his mind scramble to assemble a blunt, screeaming response.
> Before he can, you calmly bring the phone up.
> Tap.

>>6844367
Ain't even lewded yet and ya'lls makin trouble fer yerself anon. Cut Dat shit out ya'hear?

>>6844367
Doing weird dimension hopping in puplic is a shitty way to stay off the foundations radar bro

>>6844367
>holds the power to enter alternate realities
>uses it to pick up groceries

>>6844367
...D4C?

>>6844367
>You walked out of the bathroom, noting that it was daytime again.
>You used an ATM near the front of the store.
>$400 would do.
>You went back to the bathroom and switched once more.
>Ugh, you`d never get used to that.
>Your cart was where you left it, with everything still inside.
>Before you continued shopping, you wanted to test something.
>You grabbed a can of soda and headed in the bathroom again.
>You switched.
>The can was in your hand.
>You switched back.
>Yep, still there.
>You came out and put the can in the cart, then went back to shopping.
>It came to a total of about $340.
>You forked over the money and headed out.
>You gave the manager a wave as you left.
>Once you loaded everthing into the car, you took off.
>You wanted to head somewhere secluded to try something.
>It took a while, but you found a inconspicous spot.
>You stopped on a side road, completely empty of traffic.
>You got out of the vehicle and put your hand on the side of the car.
>You focused on it and switched.
>Everything went black.

>>6844911
Now you fucked up

>>6844911
You motherfucking moron

>>6844911
"Sir, our scans indicate reality shifts near a single person; he seems to be hopping between dimensions somehow."
"Have you found out his identity?"
"No sir; he's not a registered citizen anywhere."
"And what is doing?"
"Sir, he seems to be... shopping for groceries."

>>6845409
"Check the list"
"Alright he's got avacados, a pinapple, goat cheese, peanutes, skim milk, steel cut oats, rye bread, a bag of skittles, AZ tea, a cucumber, a box of condoms, some KY jelly, and... activated almonds?"
"...take him down."
"Roger that, greenlight is a go on that kill order"

>>6844911
>You woke up on the dirt ground along the side of the road.
>You must have fainted, but not for long.
>Your car was still parked here.
>But it was daytime.
>You literally pulled it into a different fucking reality.
>Your head hurt a little, but you did what you set out to do.
>You traversed fucking dimensions to get groceries.
>What the fuck was wrong with you.
>You looked through the car to make sure everything was in one piece.
>Yep, groceries were fine.
>The car started too.
>You started to drive home.
>Ding
[ Anon, are you alright? ]
"Yeah, coming home right now."
[ Good. Strangely enough, I`m hungry. ]
>New developments every hour.
>You drove for a while.
>You thought about your newfound skill.
>It was obviously linked to you due to the headache and fainting.
>You eventually arrived at the apartment complex.
>You took all of the groceries in one go, nearly falling on the stairs.
>You knocked on the door and it opened.
>MalO ushered you in and quickly shut the door.
[ Here, let me help with that. ]
>She took some of the groceries from you and sat them on the counter in the kitchen.
>You sat the remainder of them on the table.
>You got to work on putting everything away.
>But you left some chicken out to thaw.