/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Like Two Beans in a Pod Edition
>Booru:
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>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 to Premiere Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>New Animated Short Coming Based Off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House #1: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Baby Steps (Airdate: TBD)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.
Suite and Sour (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort.
Back in Black (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover.
Making the Grade (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake.
Vantastic Voyage (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Here's Lucy! Yay!
>Lucy will never sneak into your bed late at night, cuddle with you, and unexpectedly have her first period on your leg
>>6807794
yeah, this is trans thread now
>ywn lick up Lucy's cunny juice while she reads poetry to you
>when they call you trans
A happy Lisa is a cute Lisa!
ANON - In wait for Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love / oppais1fan / Req. Author to confirm if finished
A Dire Dilemma / Moondaffodil
A Mile in Her Cleats / DoktorSoos
A Rump in the Night / Moondaffodil
Bad Friends / Negima_Sensei
Birth of a Loud / SirCorvus
Darkness Falls Together / burgerboy
Drunk III: Lucid / GregorioFalzar
GangLouds / Lauvernie
Godless Sound / Yourhead
Going Away Present: Chapter One- Lori / Ultrahand/Ross Irving
Good Things Come In Threes / RedditAnon/Joseph
I Can't Lose You / Nito/fishnchipz
Just for Laughs / Immorticon
Lacy Story / AbuseGuy
Leni and the Jetts / themaninthecouch
Linc / purplechaos2
Lincoln and Lars / AlchyHolic
Lincoln Quest (CYOA) / feebop
Lincoln's Last Concert / Caliborn/Yaridovich23
Lincon Louder / Cell/Cr0u70n
Lola's Complex / AlchyHolic
Loud House Family Values / smallface
Lucy tells Leni to die / shinjithethird, "A handful of Anons"
Luna Goes 4Loko: 2Loko / Moondaffodil
LvLvL / cedric225
LvR / AlchyHolic
lynn pov / NewbWriter
Make It Wit Chu / DNAofUSA
More Like Lori (Carol/Lori) / AbuseGuy
Nicktoons Love in the Loud House / geo soul
Pride and Glory / Moondaffodil
Siblings / Nebuchadnezzar
Six Years to a Mistake / GregorioFalzar
Something of Us Still Remains / Yourhead
Springtime Blossoming / supidosan
The loud house comic / jumpjump
The Loud House of Love / ThunderMoonBear
The Size That Counts / themaninthecouch
Velvet Fist / Wrightfag
Watching Me Watch Them Watch Me / Kaotsuu
We Have Each Other / AbuseGuy, Wrightfag
Whoops / GeorgeGlass
AUTHORS Please direct info about updates to this post
Thanks and Be good Be well
>>6807878
>when they pair you with a dirty spic
NEWS & Q/A
>OK, it is decided then.
>The next act of Chapter Three will start tomorrow at 9:30PM GMT -3 (7:30PM EST, 4:30PM PST).
>The main Pastebin has been updated with everything that has happened so far.
>The Chapter Three Clues have been moved to the "Dev Notes"
paste: http://pastebin.com/A6Jc18wX
>Thanks as always for your support, and see you tomorrow!
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>Continuing
http://pastebin.com/MQQmWZfk
>Glad everyone is enjoying this fic, and sorry for being a tad bit of a criticism slut about it.
>Here it is on my main account!
http://pastebin.com/mU8Gd7rd
In It Together
Moondaffodil
>Take a sneak peek.
http://pastebin.com/dPvaYeT8
kaotsuu christmas collab submission
Kaotsuu
Nice Bro!
>Afternoon, folks. Hope things are going well for you.
>Have a story.
More Than She Can Chew
Immorticon
http://pastebin.com/d2t62ki7
Oh Boi
>More Santa's little helper, if anyone has anything to say about it do it quick cuz I gotta go to bed in like an hour.
http://pastebin.com/aJkPqVBg
Santa's little helper (WIP)
cedric225
>Corner Flag cont
http://pastebin.com/d3NSr7D4
Corner Flag
NewbWriter
Keep those updates coming Bro
>Okay. I need a swift kick in the balls like this to remind me of my fic. Could you add 'Siblings' to the list as well?
Siblings[Unfinished]
Nebuchadnezzar
http://pastebin.com/jPVea9KE
DONE!
>Good morning guys! Now that college is finally over, I can write again. This is the first part of the Christmas Collab story I'm doing, sorry for being late. I know it is short, but I'm updating it daily. I hope you enjoy it.
http://pastebin.com/z2sBDzWK
Mallstrom (Christmas Collab - WIP)
Vostok-6
The collab that keeps giving, thanks for participating
>Lori/Lucy
http://pastebin.com/KQiTYCZV
Lori the goth 1
a guest
New Fic, Oh yeah
>>6807899
>>6807928
Leave fag
>>6807934
>when you're playing 4d chess with your brother's girlfriend and fucking him behind her back
>>6807941
We postan Lars now?
>>6807957
No, trans Lars
>>6807957
if you want i just want the fags to leave
>>6807969
That may be a conflict of interests.
>>6808002
>>6807972
>>6807928
>first post
>period
>trans
You make less and less sense every thread, kid.
>>6808025
>The boy huffed and wheezed as he began to slow, finishing another lap around the gymnasium.
>"Pick up the pace Lincoln! If i catch you walking another lap you can kiss this extra credit opportunity goodbye!"
>Dimartino can hear the boy gulp from across the gym as he breaks out into another jog, forcing out one step after another.
>The sight of the struggling boy amused her, and she made sure to keep him in her sight as she did one last loop around the gymnasium to make sure each of the doors were locked
>Yep, no one was getting inside this building without her knowing about it.
>Once the coast was clear the teacher seated herself on the podium that stood before the rest of the gym and merely watched the boy, pretending to take notes as he continued to force himself forward; working as to avoid flunking P.E.
>At least, thats what he thought. Truth be told the boy was doing just fine in the class, he certainly didn't have an A+, but he put in just enough effort daily to go through without a hitch.
>Not that he needed to know that.
>As Lincoln Ran Dimartino drew her phone from her purse and angled it towards the boy, occasionally snapping a picture of him as he ran.
>His sweat-soaked shirt stuck to his body;the the formerly white fabric outlined and presented his chest to her. The frail boy was quite the sight.
>The boy ran another two laps, each one bringing obvious pain to the boy and his legs.
>"That's enough for today Lincoln, over here for now!"
>Dimartino tapped the wood floor next to where she sat on the stadium and gestured for the boy to approach.
>He jogged to her side, nearly collapsing on top of her as sat down.
>"Did I...do good?" He asked, his wheezing interrupting him mid-question.
>"Yes Lincoln, your doing much better. It's impressive how much you've improved over the week"
>The boy sighed, and then blushed.
>Dimartino smiled coyly as the boy turned to face her, trying to calm his breathing as to speak clearly.
>"Do I... get a reward this week too?"
>>6808041
I need to finish my Lars x Lucy fic.
Here's a preview I deleted a little while ago.
http://pastebin.com/FzCycUQG
>>6808134
>Drawfags ignored the hot teacher
>Drawfags loved the 13 year old emo
Why
>>6808197
>private Paste
>>6808285
She was more cute than hot, in my opinion. Like if Leni made it to adulthood and became a teacher, and also was latino.
>>6808292
I'm an idiot. It should be unlisted now. does private lock it for only me to see?
>>6808134
please...continue.
also I'm really disappointed at savino for not making lincoln a clueless boy who simply doesn't notice nor care about girls.
>>6808285
People don't like being told what's hot. That's why "thicc qt" got a shit ton of pics, just after the episode aired, alone, while the teachers get little to nothing.
>>6808314
Maggie is cuter
Thicc qt as well
Have an older Lynn.
>>6808363
Just watch some weebshit if you want that.
What if Lincoln got tired of Lynn's shit and kicked her in the cunt?
>>6808363
>Make Lincoln a Harem protagonist
no pls
>>6807892
kys autist
>>6808418
>weeb shit
>>6808363
LH is not a anime, faggot
>>6808436
If you drive this nigga away, and i miss an update for make it wit chu, i'm going to tear your ass off and shove it up your dick
>>6808389
I like this. Nice work, f.am!
>>6808468
there's multiple ways to keep track of fics without an autistic avatarfag spamming every thread
Okay, so i'm the only anon who considers Lily the worst sister?
>>6808510
I wouldn't say worst, maybe least interesting becuase she's just a baby.
>>6808510
Probably not the only one, but I can't imagine you aren't a minority.
>>6808431
>>6808443
>>6808394
>lincoln
>harem protagonist
>anime
you misunderstood me, lincoln should only be doing kid stuff and focusing only on kid stuff, no love nor relationships nor girls unless they show up to be a problem or simply befriend them like children should.
it kinda bothers me that he isn't doing normal boy stuff and simply don't care about girls unless if it is to play games like soccer or some shit like that.
he should have used charlie brown as a base.
>>6808510
I hesitate to use the word 'worst' but she's my least favourite
>>6808468
Hey anon, DNA here, you caught me while I was visiting the thread. I'm glad you're still pumped for the fic. Experiencing a block right now but I haven't forgotten about the fic. I thought I would have chap 4 up by Christmas but that might not happen. I'll try.
Are we gonna get more dancing Louds in S2?
I hate it when people shit in a toilet and don't flush afterwards
>>6808595
fuck you then
>>6808570
Well now i'm sad
I shall await your return
>>6808595
Fuck you asshole, you'll be sorry when I do flush and it clogs the toilet.
>>6808285
Hebephiles
>>6808285
tits meme
>>6808542
average 11 year old boys like girls
Luan can only win if she has preptime.
The Louds are perfect
All of them
>>6808704
Except Lori
>>6808701
She's batman?
>>6808704
In their own way
>>6808732
She's the Joker
What if you caught Lisa kissing a picture of (You)?
>>6808418
Bulls-eye nigga
>>6808744
>Luaggie
>>6808744
>Luan x Maggie
Should be Lynn x Maggie, but okay I'm fine with it.
>>6808134
>"Hmmm..." Dimartino put her fingers against her chin, contemplating the boy's words.
>"I guess you've earned one." She smiles, and turns to Lincoln.
>His pants and shirt were already off, and he was in the middle of pulling off his underwear when Dimartino put her hand up
>He paused.
>"Remember Lincoln, ladies first."
>Dimartino brought up her legs and spread them in front of the boy, revealing what was below her skin-tight red skirt.
>Dimartino wasn't wearing anything underneath, the sight of her spreading herself caused Lincoln's underwear to grow tight.
>Without saying a word Lincoln pressed his head through her skirt, pushing the material up to her stomach as he brought his head to her entrance.
>Lincoln grabbed her thighs as he pressed his tongue against her slit. Giving it a little lick before forcing his tongue through the delicious barrier.
>Dimartino tensed as the boy's tongue pressed against her.
>Every flick of the tongue caused her to tremble and moan, his tongue already reaching towards her most sensitives walls.
>"You've also...gotten better at this...too!" She squeels as she grabs Lincoln by the back of the head, pulling in the boy as tight as possible.
>Lincoln didn't make a peep, and just kept lapping up her insides.
>Lincoln felt her walls tremble and quiver, so Lincoln quickened his pace, his tongue rolling around inside of her faster and faster.
>Then Dimartino went limp, her walls convulsing around Lincoln's tongue as she fell backwards onto the podium
>Even as she rode out her orgasm Lincoln continued to twist and twirl his tongue inside of her, the taste of her nectar egging him on.
>Only once Dimartino's breathing returned to it's normal pace did Lincoln bring himself away from her pussy.
>"You taste good!" Lincoln spoke, his childlike tone betraying his actions as his tongue licked up any of her juices that had been left on his lips.
>The sight sent a shiver down the teacher's spine, this boy was definitely a keeper.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>6808687
i think i know what anon meant to say...because linky is 11 but lives with 10 sisters then that should have made him indifferent torwards girls and their stuff like "I already saw that so why should I care to see it again?"
What if Luan artificially inseminated herself with your seed then aborted the baby. You know, as a prank?
something in the back of my mind told me to make this abomination
>>6808704
I know right, they're all so symmetric.
>>6808855
Neat
>>6808870
>Lana and Lola turn out completely normal
Top Laal
>>6806893
>>6808855
You're still active Skelly?
>>6808855
Hey Skell, i just wanted to say I really like that ShyQT pic you did a few days ago. God bless you m8
>>6808937
yeah I try to stay decently active
>>6808957
no problem, glad you liked it
>>6808870
Luan with two hair tails sounds good.
>>6808776
>>6808134
This is canon to the show btw
>>6808870
>Ascended Lincoln
taking drawing requests
extra points for maggie requests
extra extra points for maggiexlars loud
no lewds because boy am I bad at lewds
Lane?
>>6809191
maggiexlars
>>6809191
maggie hugging lars from behind as he blushes furiously with maggie having a cute cat like smile on her face.
>>6809191
Maggie carrying Lars like a handbag, with Lars having one of those wavy nervous smiles and carrying her stuff.
>>6809191
LincolnXLars
>>6808843
he should be more like al bundy tbqh
>>6808510
Whatcha talkin' bout, Willis?
And pray tell, why?
>>6809210
What is this obsession with Lars, if I may ask?
It is doubtful he will ever appear in a LH episode ever again.
>>6809303
autism
>>6808820
>She had considered giving the boy the usual titfuck blowjob combo, but decided against it.
>The boy deserved more
>She wanted more
>Needed more
>Instead of getting up, she remained on her backside, and brought her hands down to her entrance
>She spread her lips apart, presenting her insides to the boy again.
>"You ever put inside a girl before Lincoln?"
>The boy could only nod his head from left to right, drool oozing from the corner of his mouth as he slowly walked towards Dimartino.
>"Remember Lincoln, what happens between us during these extra-credit session stays between you..."
>Lincoln doesn't even wait for her to finish speaking before jumping on top of her.
>With little grace or form, the boy pushed his dick as far as he could inside of her.
>Lincoln grunts pathetically, and his legs give out on him, causing him to topple on top of his teacher.
>"No need to be in such a rush. We can take as looooong as we like." She whispers into his ear, giving him a small nibble before pulling away.
>Lincoln can only moan as he tries to pull out of Dimartino. He slowly pulls himself back, an agonizing pleasure overtaking the boy as her walls clamp against him, refusing to let him leave her cunt until he was milked dry.
>Lincoln couldn't last three strokes collapsing on top of Dimartino again.
>She felt him tremble inside of her as he let out his seed inside of her.
>The warm and white liquid coated her insides, causing her to let out a little moan as she felt it swirl inside of her.
>"...sorry." Lincoln says, turning his face away from his teachers.
>"You lasted two thrusts longer then I expected, you did great!" She lets off a soft, happy laugh before putting her hands around the boy's back, holding him tightly against her.
>"We'll have this place to ourselves the entire night."
>"And if you don't get it right tonight..."
>Dimartino pauses, before kissing the formerly-virgin boy on the forehead.
>"You can always try again tomorrow."
Who's watching the premiere of SING on Wednesday?
And does anybody have a favorite so far?
I go for the snail. Either him or Rosita, the female pig.
>>6809303
Personally, I just think he's kyute. Think most people just like /ss/ for /ss/ sake, though.
Shota hunter
>>6809286
>Either of these, with a jealous/heartbroken Linka in the background
put clyde, [insert some random loud brother] and haiku with linka and we have a deal buddy.
>>6809316
I guess so. Thanks.
you know ive been burnt out with this show for some time, but you know its been awhile since iven sat down and watched the show. so watchin it now and i realized how much i love this show. Hate this place, but still love this show. Maybe i wasnt burned out with this show, but just burnt out with this place and the negativity of this place
>>6809323
http://pastebin.com/QGmTKkmG
Jesus christ greentexting feels weird. Might try another little green short sometime soon, might not.
>>6809197
Yes?
>>6809376
Thanks!
>>6809328
It looks melodramatic and stupid.
>>6809345
Let the voice of love take you higher, anon.
>>6809345
I mean, yeah.
Show's good, and it's popular with a decent amount of fan content for a reason, but this place generally runs on the same fumes, and you get plenty of people who openly state they're only here for the porn/fics.
It shouldn't reflect too much back onto the show.
>>6809376
Thanks! It's pretty nice
>>6809376
>Geeny's back on the christmas card list
we love you nigga
Just a reminder that we're starting with the next ack of GS: Chapter Three in 2 hours, or 2 and a half, depending on how long my dinner takes.
See ya later and thanks for your support!
>>6808581
Dancing? no, Dutch oven? yes
>>6809444
>nobody cares
>>6809376
Gdi performed a few minor edits on the paste because of dumb grammar shit I missed. Anyhow hope y'all enjoy this, though it is fairly short compared to what I usually do
>>6809376
if it get shutdown, do not concern yourself.
I screencap the damn thing.
>>6808498
yea but im a lazy bastard
>>6809456
>>6809464
>>6809395
Some have said that.
>>6809388
Tell me about Lane! Why does he pull the gags?
>>6809508
Trump was just elected president again
Libtards just got BTFO'd again
>>6809376
GTFO
>>6809508
A lot of loyalty for a hired clown.
>>6809530
>Implying anything in that post isn't true
>>6809444
Expect shoes and lenibombing
Good... uh.. evening!
>>6809530
He's not wrong.
>>6809539
Are you a steaming pile of shit with a mouth?
>>6809530
rude
>>6809532
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! What's the next step in your master prank?
>>6809595
No, but you seem like one.
>>6809601
Catching you! With no survivors!
>>6809595
We all know he was talking about you faggot.
>>6809551
Why is Lynn always sleepy?
This is the Wishing Leni.
Make a wish and it might come true.
>>6809656
She's always doin sports n shit
>>6809661
I wish this general would get fucking banned from trash already
>>6809661
[HEAVEN]
>>6809444
>>6809661
I feel like it should be pointed out that a wishing Leni might grant wishes, but they'd all come out wrong because, in the end, it's still Leni.
>>6809661
That's the Virgen María, fucking cunt
>>6809595
No, but I don't think I by myself can change anyone's opinion about this place...
>>6809674
So she just eats, shits, plays sports, fucks her brother, and sleeps?
>>6809444
I'm heading off to work soon. So I won't be able to catch it. Fuck.
Here's hoping everyone enjoys it.
>>6809661
I want to suck on her toes so fucking bad.
>>6809655
I was simply asking a question to find out if the post was true. Folks implied the things in the post were all true. Are they?
>>6809733
Incest is not a sport
>>6809719
Me neither, actually. I also feel depression.
>>6809733
yea-
wait what was that last one?
>>6809772
Not the way she plays
>>6808752
Then I kiss her! Just to make us even!
>>6809802
...lucha libre?
>>6809819
Yes
Why is Leni such a big dummy?
>>6809819
..............and dutch ovens.
>>6809866
Dropped on the head when she was younger by Lori and Luna.
>>6809866
medicated
>>6809772
Haven't you heard?
>>6809866
because she a QT
>>6809601
>>6809629
>Crashing this plane, you know, as a goof
>>6809858
>Lincoln tied down and choking on her shorts
Should be crying too t b h but otherwise it's perfect.
Also man I sure wish Sketchtoons would update that Luna rapes Lincoln comic he's making. Lincoln has the best expressions in any pic he's ever been in in that comic.
>>6809918
LOUDS IM CIA
>>6809661
I wish for everyone to having something to bring them joy, and for my body to stop deteriorating.
>>6810061
>They brought all of their pets
>>6810061
Fucking CIA meme in 2017. This shit is getting really old now.
I've been playing too much Nuclear Throne
>>6809661
World Peace?
>>6810149
>>6808744
The best Loud and best non-Loud. Good stuff.
>>6810149
Its probably the oldest living meme to date.
>>6810149
>>6810146
who the fuck wears a dress while its snowing, 0/10 shit pic
>>6809661
My own AK-47
>>6810146
More Lincoln bullying that nerd
>>6810176
thats not Loss
>>6810126
"Uhh you don't get to bring friends."
>>6810146
Ronnie Anne BTFO!
>>6810186
If she had a coat over it I could understand but yeah she should be freezing
>>6810146
she gon catch cold
linc is right
>take roller skates on maiden voyage for real
>Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne start playing
>go back to 2005
>enjoying self
>remember when i ice-skated two years ago
>think about leni on skates
>i'll never teach leni to skate
Finna have to draw more maggiecoln
>>6810276
who?
>>6810176
I got rickrolled the other day.
>Noctis = Lucy
>Ignis = Lori
>Gladiolus = Lynn
>Prompto = Luan
>>6809661
reset this universe please
>>6810222
>>6810282
"Don't worry bro, no charge for them."
>>6810303
>Prompto = Luan
Why?
Lacy is a product of the p_____ l_____
>>6810364
>Lacy being in an orphanage not knowing her true parent or the love of them
>Not knowing what its like to have a true family
>Feels as if there was something wrong with her and that her parents didnt love her
Lacy is good for suffering
>>6810364
>preteen lust
>>6810364
penetrating Lynn?
>>6810364
purest love
>>6810303
>>Noctis = Lola
>>Ignis = Lisa
>>Gladiolus = Lucy
>>Prompto = Lana
>Cor = Lori
>Luna = Linc
Why is Luna and Lincoln abuse Top Tier?
>>6810403
>Luna = Linc
>Not Luna = Luna
>>6810396
Why so many white space?
>>6810405
i kind of wanna abuse luna with my penis
>>6810405
Lincolnabuse
>Personally, I find because Lincoln is so trusting, and so used to being hurt, that he's prime real estate for the enterprising shota hunter on the go. If a woman asked Lincoln to do something, living with his sisters has conditioned him to do it.
Lunabuse
>In most of the fics i read, its usually her at a party, or concert. Its the allure of her lifestyle that draws people to that conclusion, it has happened to many a girl before, why should she be different
>>6809210
first one delivered! thank you!
>>6810494
How exactly?
>>6810481
>>6809218
>>6810516
like you know show it to her when she least expects it or put my dick in her mouth while she sleeps
or when she wants to hold hands put my penis in her hand instead
weird cartoony dick stuff like that
>>6809239
cute request! thank you!
>>6810509
>Benis touching
>In my thread
thx for the lewds
>>6809253
cute homo request! thank you!
>>6810566
dude, i know where this is from
what is the movie or actress with the nice dick in it?
http://theloudhouse.tumblr.com/post/154681932994/make-your-own-lincoln-ornament-all-you-need-is
>>6809286
>>6809314
haha is this a fetish or something? thank you for the requests!
>>6808921
Clear
>>6809508
because he wants to gag on my huge fat throbbling smegmy cockdick
>>6810557
How about teasing her by rubbing your dick off her vulva for a long time without putting it in, even when she begs and shakes her hips for it?
>>6810557
>show it to her when she least expects it
Then ask her if she's ever learned how to play the skin flute.
>>6810633
Well then
>Mom, dad, I NEED a plane ticket to Germany!
>Why, sweetheart?
>Muslims, Turks, and kebabs are all trying to systematically wipe out Christianity and the white race!
>Kebab? Anyways, you're too young to go there all by yourself, Lola! Luna, talk some sense into your sister!
>Dude, she's right, I'm going too!
>Both of you, to your rooms. And Luna, put up my AR15. You're both grounded!
>>6810633
Ha, thumbnails.
>>6810601
A short trip to any given /gif/ porn YLYL thread will clear that up
>>6810633
anyone got that thumbnail?
you know for a goof
>>6810150
pls make a Leni Eyes with the line "Leni can't see shit", possibly with a nuclear rocket launcher or a blood hammer
>>6810640
Would Luna have a puffy vulva?
>>6810685
She's a huge slut so yes
>>6810649
try getting pop pop to help
>>6810364
penis inserted?
phoenix incinerated?
pig inserted?
Product Inc.?
pokémon inactivity?
pterodactyl investmend?
>It's a big beautiful Lori foot episode
cute uncut shota dick
footfags are almost as bad as Lynnfags
>>6810640
>>6810758
Is it valid for a CC to get frustrated/mad at someone who doesn't even say thanks or anything when their request is done and also acts like a dickhead?
>>6810754
Why are Lorifags so weird?
>>6810754
What is with Savino and showing Lori's feet?
>>6810768
Depends of the quality of the job.
Which Loud would go on top of the roof and scream "SONO CHINO SADAMEEEEEE!"?
>>6810768
I mean, if it's shit why would you expect a thanks?
>>6810691
Huge sluts don't have puffy vulva!
>>6810807
Does Leni have a puffy vulva?
>>6810789
>Worst JoJo with worst sisters
Like poetry.
T
>>6810801
When you ask you don't get to be specific.
i shouldn't be allowed on these threads
>>6810823
According to GG she does
>>6810854
rans
>>6810877
ylvanian
>>6810854
ITTIES
>Oi mate, you got somethin' against me bri'ish accent?
>>6810846
But that's not Jonathan
>>6810895
god i wish someone had that one webm from a british porno "Oh! right in me shitter?" "In ya shittah.." "In me right in me shitter?" "Right in the chocolate bum bum factory."
>>6810900
Being a generic shonen protagonist > Having no personality
Josuke is clearly the worst JoJo
You retards. Giorno is always worst jojo.
ZAAA WAAARUDO!!!
THREAD WO TOMARE!
>>6810930
I have shit taste: the post
all "jojo's" are the worst, it's >>>/a/nime cancer
>>6810963
this
You don't wanna go ice skating with Lola?
Jolyne is the worst Jojo, okay people?
>Do you have a sister? If so, details.
>What would it take for you to feel comfortable being in a romantic relationship with her?
>Would you be comfortable with sex?
>>6810999
I'd rather smoke some ice with Luna.
>>6811010
Shut the fuck up.
>>6810768
why would you ruin your day like that?
>>6810823
where the original at?
>>6811020
>Luna
>Anything harder than acid
This is a very bad combination.
>>6810677
>>6811016
step sister and a half sister
neither, both aren't my type also there's other raisins
i'd love a handjob from my stepsister and have her be utterly disgusted when i spew all over her hand
>>6810999
It would be a honour to witness lady Lola's figure skating performance.
>>6810768
Being a CC means you need to have some thick skin.
You do a request? Good for you, you got practice out of it. Guy was a dickhead after you did it for him? Was he really being a dick or was he giving you criticism?
As for saying thanks, well, always assume fulfilling requests will be a thankless job.
Freckles are shit
>>6810900
>of course the animefag would say Jonathon and not Gio
>>6811075
>>6811064
Please no
Please?
>>6811086
delete this, you're doing this on purpose
>>6811060
THANK YOU!
I had forgotten you could direct the launcher's missile, just wanted to see leni being dangerous to everyone and herself but this is way better
>>6811112
>>6811095
>>6811120
Come on, dude
>>6810620
Nice!
>>6811089
Fuck you
>>6811060
Melting Lucy learning the true real meaning of suffering
Why are the Louds the perfect family?
>>6811060
buff steroids Lisa or chicken lynn
>>6811055
Luna is a heroin addict and sucks cocks behind the CVS to get her fix
>>6810768
Its understandable, especially if you're a new one, but understand that the feeling also diminishes over time.
I've written greens that don't get any replies, then a few days later I'll see it reposted. I've written things I've never received feedback on. It's always different.
Chin up, man!
>>6811167
>Lucy
>Not Skeleton
Out of here.
>>6811184
They exist in fiction, where things turn out well.
>How can you not like... all this?
>>6811239
I do.
>>6811239
because you smell like farts and baby oil
>>6811239
I don't like shit
>>6811277
>filename
Is Lily a baby genius?
>>6811277
Apologetic Lily so cute
>>6811305
Lily will grow up to be a submissive little bitch.
>>6811318
>ALL lilys are cute
Say no to this face.
>>6811358
i can't, i literally can't
>>6811358
I certainly couldn't.
>>6811318
Some are lewd
>>6811358
Aww, she's so cute you just want to kick her in the face and see her flying!
Who's the most /k/ loud?
>>6811358
"No."
>>6809530
How have so many whiny content creators not realized that most of the people hating on them are shitposters from other generals?
>>6811381
when she gets older she's gonna make a guy really happy
>>6811416
What guns are those?
>>6810481
Shes talking to Anon, Her imaginary friend, Because she doesn't have any real friends
>>6811430
This guy?
>>6811381
What if Lily still kept the mannerisms of a baby as she grew up?
>Said "Poo poo."
>Walked around the house completely naked
>Likes to splash in the bathtub
>Laughts a lot
>Mumblers and spits up on herself
Okay, may not that last one.
>>6811487
Widdle Wiwy
>>6811416
Lucy
>>6811479
>older
Lincoln already tapped that baby ass.
>>6811479
no
>>6811487
that's kind of how i picture her
>lily playing lincoln's old Sega Genesis "C'mon you stupid dolphin! That was poopoo!"
>reads comics naked
i can't go on
>Cold wind blew through the alleyway.
>"You literally get 5 minutes, got it? I have plans, and I need to get out of here pretty quickly."
>Lori flipped her thumb through the impressive stack of bills handed to her.
>"Just give me like, a minute to count through it."
>"You got it, baby." Her new customer casually said. Lori shot him a dirty look, getting her first actual look at the man before her.
>She was not impressed.
>Fat, ugly, and his clothes being absolutely mismatched color wise.
>"Don't call me baby." Lori asserted, before returning her attention to the bills in her hand. He's paying and doesn't look like he gets much. Should be easy money, she figured.
>She stripped the mitten on her free hand, ignoring the winter nipping at her now exposed flesh.
>With skill that showed her trained skill, she quickly counted the money.
>"Two hundred and fifty dollars," She began, stuffing the wad of bills into her pocket before zipping it up. "You're in the clear."
>"The name is Lori, and your five minutes starts now."
>With no further prompting, Lori turned to the side and walked down the alley further, finding her impromptu table that consisted of a boss propped up against the brick building.
>She bent over onto it, scooting herself into a comfortable position. Her customer followed silently down with her, a big dumb smile exposing disgusting, yellowed teeth.
>"My names Benny, and I'm going have you yelling my name within a minute." He said as he moved right behind her.
>Lori simply rolled her eyes, as she felt his hands grab ahold of her pants, and roughly pulled them down.
>>6811516
She'd be too easy of a target with her MASSIVE CIRCULAR HEAD
>>6811516
>not posting the correct image from the show
>>6811520
>reads comics naked
>on the livingroom couch
Would twenty-three year old Lincoln give in to the temptation of his delicious pre-teen sister's body?
>>6811531
Continue
>>6811581
She'll keep trying until he wouldn't
>>6811581
i always like the idea of older lincoln getting flustered over older lily, i wonder if that one greentext still exists where she goes to his house and gets drunk to impress him
>>6811601
DELETE THIS I CAN'T STOP THE BONERS
sis help
The time has come, finally.
Anybody up? Should we start?
>>6811715
Yea
I'm ready
>>6811715
Fuck off you autist
>>6811715
Ready when you are
>>6811731
Shut up
>>6811715
yes
>>6811659
Dude I wrote that shit and yes I still have it
>>6811715
What the fuck is this? Another HG? kys
>>6811743
please repost it i wanna save it i made the mistake of not saving it like a krunkle
>>6811715
Yeah boi
comprehensive list of the cancer that is killing /tlhg/
>r63
>linka/liberty
>ohayou weeaboo reject garbage
>avatarfagging
>autismzilla
>booru liberal newfags
>trans, gay, lgbtqsmhtbhfam, ect
>rp shit like godless sound
the chemo keeping /tlhg/ alive
>good CCs
>lenibombs when done right
>banter
>Lynncoln
>>6811715
I really dont want the twins to die (or any one of them)
>>6811754
>>6811793
Live with your mistake, you fucking autist
>>6811724
>>6811737
>>6811742
>>6811725
Sorry in advance if I suddenly stop or anything, I gotta go somewhere tomorrow early so I might not stay up very late.
Continuing where we left off, refer to Pastebin for recent events: http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
_______________
The doctor couldn’t give a convincing explanation as to what is happening to her. The doctor said she wasn’t sleeping, but not exactly in a coma either. He said it could be a strange case of catalepsy or catatonia. Convinced by Lisa, who told mom and dad she had a friend that could help them, they decided to bring her back home instead of staying at the hospital. However, you could smell Lisa had something else in mind. She cited you at her bedroom at around four.
It’s time now.
When the time came, you entered her room. You see her working on stuff, wearing her labcoat and very concentrated. You see her observing a weird glass container, that has Lisa’s laptop connected at the base through a cable. The case seems empty.
“What are you doing, Lisa?”
“I’m using the spectre we captured as a medium to communicate with Dr. Curwen”.
That statement left you dumbfounded, and once again, you contain your mood to not burst out with a loud exclamation.
“You still have the spectre here?!” You exclaim, but whispering, walking with heavy steps towards your mad genius of a sister.
“I expected that reaction from you, and I understand your concerns”, she deadpans, adjusting her glasses. “I care for the safety of our family as much as you. However, I couldn’t let this opportunity to pass”.
This is getting you on edge. You really don’t want to make a scandal, but you think this is too irresponsible from your sister.
CHOOSE DIALOG:
>(Annoyed) Don’t you think we had enough trouble with this already?
>(Inquisitive) What opportunity, exactly? And who’s Dr. Curwen?
>(Sarcastic) This “opportunity “sure is worth risking our family further then, right?.
>(Remain silent)
>>6811804
>(Inquisitive)
>>6811804
fuck off and die you autistic sack of shit
>>6811804
Keep Silent
>>6811804
>Inquisitive
>>6811820
ladies first
>>6811804
inquisitive
>>6811804
Inquisitive
>>6811804
>Inquisitive
>>6811804
>inquisitive
>>6811784
>Lincoln, having 21 years living now, decided to live somewhere else.
>"Well hello there, I missed you a lot" Lincoln made a gesture with his hand, indicating Lily to come in.
>"Jeez, is this really where you live now?" She tried her best at not being rude, although it came worse than expected.
>He didn't even answer to her question, still, he was not annoyed or anything.
>Lincoln would never get mad at her.
>"Do you want something to drink, or eat?"
>At least the fridge was full.
>Lily saw some bottles stacked inside the fridge and focused on them.
>"Ohohoho! D-Do you drink that now? Hey, g-give me one of those, please."
>Lincoln raised an eyebrow as he looked strangely at her
>"Beer? Really now? Alright, mom said you were going to stay here all weekend so I guess there is no problem at all"
>"I hope you are not doing this to impress me, though" He whispered as he grabbed one of the cold beer bottles and opened it up for her"
>She smiled childishly "O-Oh, no no! I'm totally not doing this just to be cool, just wanna try this for the first time".
>This was bad, but Lincoln didn't care at all, she could drink all the bottles if she wants and Lincoln wouldn't care.
>"Heey and I also got a cellphone just like you, but it's even better than yours!"
>There was no response again, leaving Lily with no ideas on how to be more interesting to her brother.
>"Do you smoke? 'C-Cause I once smoked too, couple weeks ago!"
>Lily began to drink the beer she had in her hand, this giving her hiccups, somehow.
>"Y-Yeah I also know what va*hic*ping means! I don't do that but *hic* it might be interesting to do!"
>He found her fake drunk 'accent' and hiccups between words kind of funny, so he let her proceed on saying whatever popped up in her brain.
>"H-Have you ever *hic* haa-had sex, Li-Linncoln?"
Man this was really short I wanna add tons of text now
>>6811804
>(Inquisitive) What opportunity, exactly? And who’s Dr. Curwen?
We need context and the more info the better
>>6811804
Inquisitive
>>6811864
mmm, delicious
>>6811864
copypasta is tasty but old
>>6811793
godless sound does more harm than good. it completely derails good on topic threads with rp shit
>>6811909
Copypasta? Oh man.
>>6811804
You manage to bottle up that anger for now, and decide to just keep digging for info, as usual.
"What opportunity, exactly? And who’s Dr. Curwen?"
“The opportunity of furthering our knowledge of the paranormal sciences, of course”, she says, surprisingly calm. “Dr. Curwen is the reason I wanted you to come here”.
You notice a little unlabeled bottle of pills right at her side. It was almost empty. Lisa turns to you, rotating her chair.
“Dr. Curwen is the main investigator working on this forgotten scientific field. She was hard to reach, but I managed to contact and work with her these last days”.
“What kind of work, exactly?” You ask.
“I’ve consulted her about many of the situations we’ve confronted lately, and she shed some light on them. Maybe if you have any questions, I could ask her later”.
You consider the offer. It’d be good to have another genius to bounce information off, even more if this particular scientist is the forefront of this eldritch science.
What do you want to ask?
>INSERT QUESTION : ________________
>Only first three questions will be accepted (I'll take my liberties to cut off the "joke" or repeated questions, however), only one question per player/post please
>>6811940
Fuck off you autist and quit ruining the threat
"Mr. Leftyfag, how come you can't show Obama is a better president than Bush Jr.?"
>>6811934
It's better than being fucking dead
>>6811940
>Does she know of anybody who could've called the specter?
>>6811659
Are you losing control already brother? Just twenty four more hours, then you can gush all you want for me. You wouldnt want to disappoint your dear sister when youre so close, would you? Be the big brother I know you can be for one more day...
>>6811940
Only one real reply after three minutes. Truly pathetic. Just stop before you embarrass yourself further
>>6811940
Has she dealt with something like this before?
>>6811940
>>INSERT QUESTION : _________
Are prioricing your sisters well-being over all else right?
>>6809898
I see what you did there...
>>6811940
>>INSERT QUESTION : _____
How does this helps Lola get better?
>>6811948
Sorry, I think I don't understand the question. Could you please reformulate it?
>>6811940
You were working with Dr. Curwen during the cemetery incident?
>>6811995
this is going to be difficult but i've harder challenges, i'll hold it for you sis!
>>6812058
Thats the kys anon
he most love you too
>>6811793
>not mentioning fart/shit fetish that's killing tlhg
>>6812085
kys autismzilla
>>6811940
have checked the rest of the family for susceptibility to other spectres influence?
>Lily (13) and Lincoln (24) are alone in his bedroom because she said she wanted to talk about something very serious
>The two sit close next to each other on the bed
>"Something on your mind Lils?"
>"Yeah. Listen, Linc, I... I want to talk about something with you. So just hear me out. Nothing we talk about leaves this room, okay?"
>"Yeah. Shoot."
>"...J-just be honest with me about this. I'm not mad, I just want you to tell me what happened. My mind can only fill in the blanks so much."
>"What?"
>"Don't be mad when I ask."
>"I won't, just tell me."
>"L-Lincoln, did you molest me when I was younger?"
>He avoids eye contact, hanging his head in shame and remaining unresponsive for literal minutes. Tears fall down his face as Lily just sits there and watched, her hands fiddling with her dress
>"...Lily, I'm so so sorry. You where so young, and I was stupid, and-"
>She smiles at him and pulls him into a hug
>"It's okay. I just want to know."
>They discontinue their embrace, and Lincoln awkwardly prepares to go into detail by clearing his throat
>"W-well, God I feel horrible just saying this, but you where four or five-"
>She was actually eighteen months by the way
>"-and I... m-made you put your-"
>"I sucked your dick."
>Lincoln once again allows his humiliation to wash over him
>"Y-yeah."
>"I know because..." she begins laughing "I have a bit of an oral fixation."
>"Huh" Lincoln mumbles "I never really noticed."
>"So Lincoln... I just want to tell you I forgive you, but only on one condition."
>"Anything, Lily. I'd do anything for you."
>"I want closure. So, let me suck your dick again."
>>6812088
i wish Lori Cheez-Its Fart Box was here, he'd make the boners go away
>>6811984
>>6812006
>>6812063
>>6811940
I'll take this three since I didn't understand one and >>6812041 this one will be answered shortly.
_______
“Alright, your questions have been noted”, Lisa says, typing them on her laptop. “Dr. Curwen has to leave now, anyways, so she’ll answer us later”.
”I imagined she’d participate in this reunion of sorts, being the ‘reason’ for it?” You comment.
“Well, her knowledge is the reason. Don’t be so literal”
Lisa turns a knob at the base of the container, and hands you a pair of headphones. You put them on you when she signals you to do so. However, you don’t hear anything unusual, just a bit of static.
“Nothing’s happening”.
“Patience, brother, patience…” She says, alternating her look of expectation between the laptop’s screen and the crystal container.
You see how the screen displays a frequency signal, which seems unmoving at first, but as you start hearing weird sounds on the headphones, the line vibrates. Nothing intelligible can be heard, but it sounds like a voice. The voice becomes stronger and stronger, you can hear some words now.
“Next... in the Egypt…”
“What is this?” You ask to Lisa, with a bit of caution.
“The results of years of research by Dr. Curwen”, she answers, with a bit of pride. “Of course, with a little help of my own”.
The words start being louder and deeper. It’s a baritone, kind of demonic voice, like the one you heard from Lucy at the hospital. You see the container light up, slowly, until a sudden burst of a red light booms inside it, almost blinding you. The voice is clearly audible now, much to your dismay.
“How little does the earth self know life and its extent!” You hear now, clearly in that voice from beyond existence. “How little, indeed, ought it to know for its own tranquility!”
“What the hell, Lisa?” You manage to blurt out, still shocked.
“Spectres lack sentience and purpose, by default”, she starts explaining. “But a conscience can be given to them. They can be used that way”.
>NEXT
>>6810538
thanks anon, my internet went to shit I had to repair.
>>6812142
“I’m guessing you can’t grasp the implications of our breakthrough discovery, so I’ll spell it out for you so your brain can chew on it and hopefully digest it”, Lisa verbosely answers. “The spectre that has put our sisters in danger was given an order by someone else“.
You don’t answer anything back. To know someone wanted people dead for whatever reason is a huge discovery and enormously disturbing.
“The process is very complicated to do, but easy to explain. Basically, the spectre is given a little bit of the user’s own soul, and an order is implanted in it. The spectre will follow that one command at any costs”.
“So… Whoever sent this spectre wanted people dead for whatever ulterior reasons?”
“I don’t know if there’s any real purpose in ritual sacrifice, but that’s our best guess”.
You take a deep breath. Your head hurts, it’s just so much you’ve been processing recently, you’re not even sure if you have a clear understanding of what’s real anymore or not. Just two weeks ago, ghosts didn’t exist at all; it was just things from a stupid show in TV and videogames. But now you don’t know what to believe in.
>INSANITY LEVELS RISING
>0………………1
“I have a question for you, Lincoln”, Lisa proceeds, not moving from her seat, a sleepy groan escaping her mouth. “Have you talked with any of our sisters about the current events?”
“I have told Lynn and Leni, I hope it isn’t much trouble for you, but they had the right to know”.
Lisa gets in a more thoughtful pose.
“I guess you didn’t have any choice either. Lynn is involved, whether we like it or not. I think we should talk to Lucy about this as well”.
“What about Lana?”
Lisa acts a bit doubtful to that proposition.
“I’m not sure. She’s twelve and…”
“You’re ten”.
“What I mean is”, she continues, “I believe she’s not mature enough. I would’ve avoided talking with Leni as well, but I guess it’s too late for that”.
>NEXT POST
>>6812170
insanity level?
>>6812170
>Godless Sound now has a sanity meter
Damn, now this is getting intense.
>>6812170
What can we do for not going crazy?
Welcome to Drumpf's America /trash/!
Niggers, kikes, wops, greasers, chinks, gooks, mudslimes, redskins, cholos, wetbacks, frostbacks, abbos, aussies, streetshitters, celts, mediterraneans, teutons, nordicks, frogs, anglos, slavs, mongols, vatniks, gypsies, gays, trannies, and eskimos need not apply
>>6812170
>INSANITY
http://letsgetweird.info/?page_id=278
>>6812225
>Drumpf
The Daily Show is cuck TV.
>>6812225
>>6812225
What about Native Americans?
>>6812112
Continue?
>>6812255
yeah bro go ahead
>>6812197
fuck off
>>6812251
>Native Americans
They didn't originate from the Americas.
>>6812255
please do
>>6812196
>>6812197
>>6812208
Welcome to eldritch horror. Enjoy your stay.
Insanity will rise whenever a big "discovery" is made.
To avoid raising it, use a Free Roam action to calm down (either watching TV, reading, etc)
It's simpler than this >>6812229 but nice eye on catching on the source of inspiration.
_____________
>>6812170
You don’t comment on it further. You’re not sure yourself on what to do now, really.
“Anyways…” Your mad genius sister yawns, as she reaches for a pill in her desk, “I need to know also if anybody else knows".
Considering Lisa's stance on secretiveness, you're not sure if to let your sister know about you spilling the beans on your friends. You totally trust them, and you know they'd never betray your trust, but you don't know how Lisa could take it.
What will you say to her?
CHOOSE:
>TELL THE TRUTH
>MAKE SOMETHING UP
>>6812282
Spill the beans.
>>6812273
You first baby.
>>6812282
>TELL THE TRUTH
Honesty is the best policy, lying will probably bite you in the ass somewhere along the line.
>>6812282
>tell the truth
>>6812282
Tell the truth. No point in lying here
>>6812282
>>TELL THE TRUTH
>>6812282
Tell her the truth.
If you fucked up she needs to know
>>6812282
tell the truth, nothing could possibly go wrong
>>6812282
does seducing Ronnie Ann count as calming down
>>6812112
you better continue this shit
I'm saving it and I'll hate you if you don't complete it
>>6812282
Truth
You explain that you needed the support at the moment and you can use all the help in case of an attack
>>6812129
He'd make everyone go away with that greentext
>>6812342
>filename reminds me of some stupid inside joke i'd be more than happy to explain
>"And he just stood there. Unzipped!"
>kek 10 million times harder
>>6811756
>Lincoln is in the wrong
>wanting to protect your abomination is bad
Why is Lynn so stupid?
>>6812401
thats a Lori
>>6812342
>lily remembers when lincoln went full bill clinton on her 1
>>6812433
...saurus?
>>6812401
>>6808744
why are they so cute together?
>>6812483
What the fuck is up with these proportions. Why is Luan taller than Luna? Why are Luan's legs so huge?
>>6812330
m-maybe, but that's lewd
____________
>>6812282
"WELL..." You start, caressing the back of your head. You can feel Lisa's eyes stabbing you at the forehead, piercing like two coffin nails.
"Lincoln..."
"I had to tell my friends", you finally say, getting it out of your chest. "They got involved too, you know. Clyde helped me finding you with your crazy scribbles and Ronnie Anne saved me from Lucy killing me. I owed them an explanation".
Lisa takes her glasses off, cleans the steam, and swallows the pill she took from the desk.
"You shouldn't. Maybe they did get involved, but we can NOT risk this getting out of our family".
"So you can tell that Dr. Curwen about us but I can't tell my friends?"
"It's completely different, Lincoln!" She suddenly shouts, losing her emotionless composture. "She is the ONLY one, maybe in this whole damn country who has the SLIGHTEST idea of what could be happening to us! They may be your friends and maybe they managed to do something to help you, but that's completely coincidental!"
"It was not!" You protest back, but trying to keep your voice down, lest you let your parents know too. "They helped without even asking at first, and they can be helpful! If it wasn't for Ronnie Anne I'd be dead, and if it wasn't by Clyde you'd be still hugging Lily's corpse and cry..."
You stop yourself there, and you see Lisa's face change to something else. Still angry, but you could see some sadness there.
There's a long silence between you. A very awkward one, to say the least.
"Lisa..."
"We'll talk later", she says, calming down. "Talk with Lynn and Leni too. I'll talk with Lucy and let her know. We'll meet here in an hour to take action on Lola's afflction".
So she knows, you think to yourself.
"Can't it be now?"
"You need to calm down. I need it too. Get out".
She turns back to her laptop, and goes completely mute. You don't have much choice but to take her "advice".
What to do now?
>COMMANDS IN NEXT POST
>>6812342
>"L-Lily!"
>"What, I'm just being honest."
>"Lily... why would you-"
>"I just told you why! It's closure. I still have the memory in my mind. I remember the feeling, Lincoln. I remember the feeling of your cock in my mouth."
>"God, I'm going to be sick..."
>"Yeah. It's awful isn't it!? But you know what? It's not about what you did, it was about how helpless I felt. I was just a kid back then and I didn't know. It's different now, Linc. I know why you... did what you did to me. It's because you wanted me to... please you down there. Now I just want closure. Let me... let me make you feel the way you wanted to all those years ago. This time, I'm the one in control."
>"...Lily, you can't really mean all this."
>"You owe me."
>"M-make it quick, okay?"
>>6812483
shouldn't the roles be reversed?
>>6812282
John 8:32
>>6811531
>As Benny lowered her pants, Lori gave him only an audible sigh for his efforts. Her cheeks flushed red as she feels the cold air hit her more private parts.
>Well, private until the money is handed over, at least.
>Lori tapped her fingers on the box as she looked back and watched Benny struggle with his zipper. It was truly a pathetic sight.
>No matter to her though. Lori pulled out her phone and unlocked it, noting it being 3:43.
>"I'll give you until 3:48."
>She felt like being generous to the sad man behind her, so she added a bit of time on the clock.
>"Won't even need that, baby."
>God, that was pathetic.
>As he finally slipped his erection cock out, Lori reached a hand back, spreading her lightly blushed rear for him to get a full look of the goods.
>She knew she had the perfect tools for this kind of job.
>A thick rear, tight pussy, and the perfect hips to grab onto.
>As he finally pushed himself into her, she wasn't the least bit surprised to find he was...what was the best word for it, she pondered.
>Lacking.
>"Heh, how's that feel, slut."
>"Mmm...gooood." She half heartedly replied, giving her hips a little wiggle.
>"Knew it would."
>Finally getting to business, Benny gave her a few good pumps, as if he needed to 'loosen' her up.
>In reality, it was probably just for his own pride.
>Lori felt his hands wrap around her hips, digging into her flesh. He used this leverage to pull her back into him with each thrust.
>All she could think about is how disappointing it was.
>Thumbing her lock screen again, she noticed a notification from the love of her life.
>With a gasp, that was immediately mistaken by Benny of one of pleasure, she opened her texts.
>The words on the screen made her heart swell.
>'Hey babe, c u soon? Got u a gift!'
>Attached was a picture of a big present, adorned with a beautiful red ribbon.
>"Awww, Bobby Booboo-bear!" She gushed.
>"Uh...my name is Benny."
>>6812506
what would jospeh joestar do?
think of any plan that goes in your mind and try to outsmart her.
>>6812506
CHOOSE:
>TALK TO YOUR SISTERS (LENI or LYNN)
>TALK WITH FRIENDS (Clyde or RA)
>FREE ROAM (INSERT COMMAND)
>>6812542
>TALK WITH LENI
>>6812542
>FREE ROAM (SEDUCE RONNIE ANNE)
If you can't do that, then just read comics or someting.
Seriously, working off that insanity point is probably a good idea, just so they don't build up on you.
>>6812542
get a drink to calm down first
>>6812542
>Talk to Lynn
>>6812542
Man, i don't want our insanity level gettimg worse.
But lets talk to our sisters
>>6812542
Free Roam, take a walk around town.
>>6812542
Free Roam: Read a comic
>>6812562
I haven't dealt with insanity before but do you really need to get rid of it so quickly?
Didn't this barely start?
>>6812542
free roam, do whatever. watch tv?
>>6812542
>>TALK TO YOUR SISTERS (LENI or LYNN)
when Insanity is above 3 we rest
>>6812562
my child, seducing Ronnie Ann comes later
>>6812592
It's precisely because it's barely started that we should probably start on the free roaming now. I mean, when things really build up and we start seeing the lovecraftian horrors with our own eyes, we won't have time to read comics in our underwear.
>>6812542
Talk to sisters
time is of the essence
>>6812542
talk lynn leni
later linc rest
>>6812542
insanity = 1
that's nothing
Talk to sisters
>>6812592
Insanity points in any system are like potato chips: you can't have just one.
Sure, you start off thinking that you can put down the bag, but then you absentmindedly jam a handful in your mouth. Before you know it, you've eaten the whole bag. Best not to have them build up for a graceful corkscrew off the deep-end.
>>6812542
talk with the sisters. we should proc sanity stuff when the walls start bleeding
>>6812542
we need to talk to Lynn asap then leni after that we can relax until the reunion with Lisa
>>6812542
relax a little ask Leni for yoga exercises
>>6812542
Sorry I didn't answer soon, I went to the WC.
So, If I'm counting right, more people prefer to talk with the sisters.
Choose which one first (you'll be able to engage in further conversation if you want to do so)
>LENI
>LYNN
>>6812717
Lynn
>>6812660
But in types like these you have to choose when, you can't just reduce insanity at every single point you get.
>>6812717
>LENI
>>6812717
Leni
Learn Yoga asap
then Lynn
>>6812717
lynn, and check her own sanity meter if we can. shes been holding on to that maggie thing for a bit now, plus all the other whack shit thats been happening
>>6812483
nasty
>>6812717
Why not talk with the two at the same time? Maybe even play something with them
Ya thirsty Luna?
>>6811184
>Dad's face when he knows he'll get the fuck the shit out of his wife while the kids are busy playing with their junk
Truly living the dram life he is
>>6812382
Because she was the dumbest Loud
Even Leni knew better not to fuck her brother
>>6812717
>LYNN talk to her then maybe play a sport
>LENI talk to her to learn Yoga
>>6812401
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
wip cuz im tired
best girl runing like a narutard
>>6812717
Lynn
>>6812401
Makes me want to play rampage.
>>6812249
Its funny in retrospect.
>Yeah, lets make fun of people with German ancestry who had to change their name due to pressure from the Eternal Anglo! That will win us the mostly German-descent votes in Pennsylvania and Ohio!
>>6812717
lynn
Wow, this thread ended up like shit.
>>6812970
What makes you say that? Still have a ways to go.
>>6812988
That's a shitposter.
You ignore shitposters
>>6812542
LENI
that yoga learning thing sounds useful as fuck
>>6812542
LYNN She needs us now
>>6812506
also Lincoln has needs, so does Ronnie Ann, its bound to happen eventually
>>6812717
Boy am I slow today.
Anyways, Lynn wins.
Here we go.
____________
Lynn is in her room, surprisingly not excercising this time, but reading, laying on her bed. That's kind of odd. You can't really see the book she's reading now though.
"Hey", you say to her, entering her room slowly.
She sees you by the corner of her eye, but she keeps reading anyways.
"Sup".
"What are you reading?" You ask, very curious.
"A book Lucy lent me. Something written by some 'Lovecraft' guy. Boy does this hit home now, huh".
You chuckle. It kinda does. You were not very familiar with him either, but you knew whatever that man wrote way back seems too real nowadays.
"So listen", you say, getting closer to her, "Lisa wants all the sisters to gather at her room. She seems to have a plan to deal with Lola".
"Does she?" She asks, taking her eyes off the book. "Wait, so this is also some ghost stuff going on?"
"I'm afraid so".
"Shit..." She interjects, standing up. "So like, right now?"
You consider if going right now or not. You literally just fought with Lisa, might as well take some time.
"Not now NOW, but soon".
"Oh, OK, then, tell me when".
She gets to read again, as you dumbfoundly stand there, not knowing how to proceed. You could talk a bit with your sister about whatever, maybe inquiry further on things, or just have a friendly talk. God knows you haven't had one in a while already.
Or you could leave and do something else. Report to Leni, talk with your friends, or whatever.
CHOOSE:
>TALK WITH LYNN (IF CHOSEN, INSERT DIALOG: _____ )
>LEAVE
if leaving:
>TALK TO FRIENDS (RA or CLYDE)
>FREE ROAM (INSERT COMMAND)
>>6812516
>Lily unzips his pants. Much to her surprise, Lincoln is already at full mast. This causes Lily to grin as she removes this cock from his undies
>"What got you going?"
>"N-nothing. I have Ronnie on my mind."
>Lily reaches down to hold Lincoln's relatively large log in the palm of her soft small hand
>"Hey, did you make me suck your dick while you were dating her?"
>She looks her brother dead in the eyes while simultaneously talking and jerking him off
>"We weren't serious yet, but yeah, I was dating her."
>"And now you're about to try the knot. Don't you ever feel regret about what happened all though years ago?"
>"Lily, you have no idea. Everyday of my life-"
>"Bullshit. You didn't feel bad at all, did you? You thought I'd be too young to even remember."
>"L- Aaahh!"
>"You took advantage of your baby sister. You just wanted to stick your dick in something, huh!?"
>"Lily, I'm sorry!"
>She stops stroking him
>"It's okay Lincoln." She says as she gets down on her knees and ties her hair back "Just tell me if I do better this time."
>With that, she plunged her mouth into his dick, the contorts of her warm mouth and throat forming the perfect hole for Lincoln. With choking sounds, she moved up and down him, looking up at him with her big innocent eyes. It reminded him of the first time eleven year ago. Lily's skill was almost unreal. Ronnie sucked his dick plenty of times, but needed to take the log much slower. Lily, on the other hand, could deepthroat at twice her speed, allowing the pleasure of the whole situation to make Lincoln squirm with pleasure. Out of common decency, he patted her head as he neared completion
>"Lils, I'm about-"
>She took his dick out of her mouth with a pop
>"Did you cum in my mouth last time? I don't remember."
>"...Yes."
>Lily opened her mouth and stuck out her touge as her jerks her brother, and within seconds, it was over and Lily kneed on the ground with a load of his older brother's juice on her face and in her mouth
>>6813066
Let's talk with her, maybe do something relaxing together
>>6813066
>Friendly talk with Lynn
>>6813066
Report to Leni
>>6813066
>>TALK WITH LYNN
how is she felling what can she recall about her own mind during the events of maggie incident?
>>6813066
talk to Leni learn Yoga
>>6813066
talk to Ronnie Ann, insert an innuendo somewhere hidden
>>6813066
Talk with Lynn about why she is so calm
>>6813066
We need the that yoga skill bro
talk to LENI
>>6813066
Can we bring her to talk with Leni?
>>6812932
No it's fetish shit
>>6813066
how bout talk to leni instead
>>6810149
Wow, you're a little guy
>>6812809
Everyone knows Luna drinks Rum
>>6811198
This.
11 kids would probably be the worst possible home environment one can provide.
>>6811416
>Bright blue beanies
For what purpose?
Wait until they get those blown off by coke-can opticals.
Lara is so cute
https://twitter.com/LaraJillMiller/status/810995478695321600
Reminder
>>6813239
>tfw your mom was one of nine siblings
>Big, loving family full of well adjusted and successful people
>Always hear people claiming having lots of kids messes them all up
I really think it just comes down to the parents, so it speaks very well of Lynn Sr and Rita's abilities that Lucy and Lana are the most messed up kids they have.
Coming to your nearest comic book store for Free comic book day.
Not sure if it's been announced here, but a while since I've lurked.
>>6813321
>nearest comic book store
I wish
>>6813205
>LYNN
>Ask if sometime you can join her practice, say you need the exercise, basically to spend some more time together in the future
>>6813321
Nope. Saw it elsewhere, but not mentioned here.
>>6813321
Comic book stores still exist?
>>6813349
That's just me choosing what to say to Lynn dude
>>6813318
My dad grew up in a family of I think 8 siblings.
Apparently they're completely screwed up.
>>6812862
kek i like it.
looks like she's skating too
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/810988379051610112
>The civilized world.
>Dog whistle for the western world
>Let's make the west great again.
We just elected an Islam aware non-apologist (Bush Jr., Obama) President.
http://www.nickandmore.com/best-of-2016
>>6813221
>>6813066
Continuing:
________
"I'm going to talk with Leni too now".
"Wait", Lynn says, leaving the book at her side, standing up from the bed. "She knows about this too?"
"I told her. It's better if more of us know really".
"Oh boy, and how did she react?", she asks, a bit curious.
"I don't really know. Fine, I guess. Anyways..." You start going out the door, but Lynn interrupts you.
"I'll go with you. Since we all are on this, might as well talk with her too, y'know?"
It sounds somewhat sensible, so you don't oppose her. You both go out the room and go talk with Leni.
She's been sleeping at your room lately. Sharing the bed with her is a bit uncomfortable, since your matress isn't exactly king-size, but you managed. After all, it's your sister, so compromises have to be done from time to time. Sure, there was Lily's room, still empty ever since Lisa abandoned it, but nobody wants to be there. With the recent events, it doesn't feel just weird; it might even be a little frightening.
You see your older sister packing her things. You almost forgot she has to leave tomorrow early. Still, maybe she can still be of help, as long as she stays.
"Hey, Leni!" Lynn says, getting in front of you.
Your ditzy sister gasps at the sudden salutation, but breathes calmly again at seeing you two.
"Hi sis! Hi Lincoln!" She responds, waving her hand.
"You leaving now?" You joke, getting into your room.
"Oh, of course not, silly! You know my flight is for tomorrow!"
As literal as ever.
"So Leni, Lisa needs us", You tell her, getting in a more serious tone.
"Huh? Why?" She asks, closing one of her many bags.
"Remember that stuff we talked about yesterday?"
Leni doesn't know if to say yes or no. She directs her sight to Lynn, with a doubtful expression.
"Don't worry, I know too", Lynn says to calm her down.
"Oh, good!" Leni then says. "What's up then?"
"We have to go to Lisa's room soon".
However, should you go right away?.
What will you do now?
>CMDS NEXT POST
>>6813381
so is almost every third world person 50 years ago that does not mean the are not well ajusted
>>6813425
He was a white American though.
He grew up in an affluent house and everything.
>>6813424
CHOOSE:
>TALK WITH YOUR SISTERS (GIVE DIALOG)
>TALK WITH FRIENDS (CLYDE or RA)
>UNLOCKED: TALK WITH LANA
>FREE ROAM (GIVE COMMANDS)
>ten sisters
>easy to number 0-9
>the booru still has the default generic catgrills
CCs I'm dissapoint.
>>6813436
Talk with Lana (it might be important)
>>6813436
Ask if Leni can give you a quick yoga lesson
>>6813436
>Check up on Lana
>>6813436
>TALK WITH LANA
>>6813436
>g̶a̶n̶g̶b̶a̶n̶g̶ talk to Lana
>>6813436
LEARN YOGA
we only have today Bro
>>6813436
Leni is leaving tomorrow?
shit we better learn yoga
After that we can go to Lana
>>6813436
>UNLOCKED: TALK WITH LANA
>>6813439
Many go straight to the "all" in the search to see what's new and skip the home page
>>6813436
Closing votes in 2 minutes.
>>6813436
>LANA
>>6813436
Talk with Lana
>>6813430
>>6813381
Like I said, it's got a lot to do with the parents, from what I can tell. But in cartoons, where kids raise themselves, it's a non-issue.
>>6813436
check in with lana, lola's condition really hit her hard. don't outright mention the meeting with lisa, she might be too emotional from everything and some whack shit might happen
>>6813094
more
>tfw no big sister to get "girl advice" from
>>6813597
>Haven't realized how long its been since I've loaded up an episode until I watched this Webm
This a cruel hiatus.
>>6813613
The show is perfectly rewatchable.
Give it a shot.
>>6813576
Glad you liked it. I don't plan on doing more though.
>>6813644
I have a big issue where I memorize everything in an episode.
I usually have to wait like a year or two to enjoy watching it again.
>>6813436
>>6813424
Lana wins.
_____________
You let your other two sisters talk a while. They seem to have a bit to catch up anyways, since they started talking between each other while you decided on your next action.
However, you have something else in mind now, or more precisely, someone else.
Your little sister Lana is very affected by Lola's current state. She knows she has her whole family to support her, but you know she relied on Lola the most. They were truly united: their souls were melded, maybe forever.
You go to the twins' rooms. You see Lola sleeping at her own bed, while Lana silently plays with her pet lizard. She's, of course, not in a good mood, laying on the bed, feeling the reptile's scales with her hand, caressing the animal's head.
You knock politely on her door.
"Hey, Lana, do you have a minute?" You ask to her.
She nods, standing up and putting Lizzy II back into it's cage. She sits at the edge of the bed, looking to the other side of the room. The side Lola's in, paralyzed, in a deep, dark slumber.
You can't see her like that. It pains you. You went there to just check on her, but you feel like you should be sincere and talk with her about waht's going on with her twin sister. Lisa may be right, maybe not. But you don't know if it's correct to keep your tomboyish little sister in the dark about the wellbeing of her own sibling, specially now that everybody knows.
Then again, who knows, maybe Lisa is right and telling her could be very bad. You don't really know how she'd react, so caution might be good.
"So hey, Lana..."
What will you say?
CHOOSE
>TELL HER THE TRUTH
>JUST CHECK ON HER
>>6813656
What a shame, but I respect your decision.
>>6813697
If you can't recite Space Invader by heart, I don't believe you. Go on, do it.
>>6813613
>In six days, it will have been a month since the last episode premiered
Fuhuhuck.
>>6813729
just check on her, I dont think we should tell her the truth yet, she isnt mentally prepared
>>6813729
>Just check on her
We've told the truth to a lot of people, but I'm a bit worried about Lana's well-being. She shouldn't be overwhelmed with all of this stuff right now. Plus, she's only 12.
>>6813732
Thanks for understanding. Respectfully, I don't really think there's much else to say, you know? Lily had an issue and it was resolve. That's about it.
>>6813729
>Check on her
All this might be too crazy for her
>>6813729
I really dont want the twins to die
>>6813729
Make sure Lana is ok but don't tell the truth
>>6813729
Check on her
>>6813778
No commentaries about the flavor either?
>>6813094
Nice
>>6813729
Checking on her wins.
_________
"Hmm?"
You sigh, entering the bed and sitting besides her. You thought on telling her about all the crazy stuff going on, maybe the truth would be better. But then, maybe it's just your resentment with the fight you had five minutes ago with Lisa. She's smarter than you, there's no doubt on it, and she's right. Telling a little twelve-year-old about the insanity you've been exposing yourself to is not good for her own health, and you have enough with one little sister being struck by your family's bad luck.
"I wanted to check on you, really", you finally say to her, hugging her with one arm. "How do you feel right now?"
She doesn't answer right away. She just lays her eyes on the ground, looking at her own feet.
"I'm... I'm not OK", she answers, very sincerely. "I'm sad. I feel like I failed her..."
You can totally relate to that feeling. You've been doing many things to help your sisters out of the many troubles your family has been sorrounded by lately.
"I know it's dumb", she continues, with a pained smirk on her face, scratching her eyes. "But I'm the older twin, right? Shouldn't I help her? And I don't know how".
You hug your little sister tighter with your arm, resting your head over hers.
"I know, I know... I feel the same way, you know?"
"I just wish she woke up..."
It's suprising how she doesn't cry. She's reacting very strongly to the whole thing. She barely cried when Lola didn't wake up at lunch time, even though you could see a few tears and hear her crackling voice. But she endured, and even though she's still feeling terrible, she won't budge.
"I want that too".
You both hug for a while. By the corner of your eye, you see Lisa peeking on. She throws a distrusftul look at you, but she leaves soon after.
Seems like it's time for the reunion.
You separete from your little sister and kiss her on the forehead. She seems to smile a bit.
"Thanks, Lincoln".
"Don't mind it. Gotta go now. Be safe"..
>NEXT POST
>>6813945
please dont cause any more emotional suffering for the twins
>>6813974
Hey that's up to us, mostly
>>6814015
how the hell are we supposed to know what to do to help them, tell the truth or keep it hidden what helps and what hurts
Luna has the most beautiful eyes in the world.
>>6814035
You don't always know what your choices do. Not always that easy
That's life
>>6814073
dont do this to me
>>6813945
You go to Lisa's room back again. It's time for the "meeting". Both Lynn and Leni walk in with you, an everyone gets to sit somewhere. Lynn sits on the floor, while Leni on the bed. You just stand there, as you see Lisa walk to the door and lock it up.
She seems to not be as angry to you as she was just a while ago, but you guess she's just being very good at hiding her feelings.
She turns to everyone and walks to her desk seat.
“Thanks to my colleague”, Lisa says, while conspicuously grabbing a pill from her desk and swallowing it, “I might know why our sister is in her catatonic state”.
“Does it have anything to do with the spectre you’re still keeping?” You react, a bit confrontationally.
“Lincoln, please…” Lisa adjust her glasses and continues. “The reasons might be related, but I can assure you, there is no way this is the spectre’s doing”.
“But they have the same origin?” Lynn interjects. She seems to still be trying to grasp all the crazy stuff going on.
"Unfortunately, yes", she answers. "I've done a few scans and talked with my colleague about the recent events, and whoever made the spectre attack our family, also has Lola imprisoned in her own body".
"Imprisoned? How?" Leni asks, confused.
"It's hard to explain, but according to a few theories from Dr. Curwen, there might be some ethereal influence on her, keeping our sister in this deep slumber".
She goes on a long diatribe, trying to explain to all of you how the whole thing works, and being very illustrative about it, considering Leni's presence. But everything could be summarized in two words.
"Interplane stimulus", Lisa says. "Our unknown 'enemy' is influencing our sister's body and mind through her dreams. not completely sure on how it works exactly, so there's very few ways we can actually attack the source".
"Who do I have to kick then?" Lynn says, standing up, getting ready.
"We can't track the culprit, but I have an idea on how to deal with his influence".
>NEXT POST
>>6814121
It's gonna happen they'll use Lana to get to Lola and it'll backfire killing her.
>>6814141
You don't really know where she's going, and what she says next catches you a bit off-guard.
"We'll try to do the same our common enemy is doing. We'll enter Lola's dream".
>END OF ACT II
_________
Well, I have even more stuff to get ready for the next bit, so we'll end it here for today. Thanks for participating.
I can't continue tomorrow since I have to go to work. Same with Wednesday. So we have either Thursday or Friday. I won't be available during the weekend because of the holidays.
Tell me when it's better for you. The hour will be the same as today.
>>6814187
OR she goes crazy and gets all jason on the family
>>6814216
Friday works the best for me
>>6814216
so can we have a mid Act actions, if so seduce Ronnie Ann after Yoga with Leni
>>6814216
Well this is heading a neat and interesting way, and i like it.
I'm fine anytime
>>6814216
Huh. Don't think it even occurred to me to think dream.
>>6814216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>6814242
We're heading into the dreamworld dude, who knows maybe you'll be humored with that
>>6814319
no, we must seduce real Ronnie Ann (and then do some lewd things together)
Well, with that,
Goodnight
Next thread: >>6813757
>>6814367
something with Luan and Jesse
>>6814367
Can you draw a bg qt of your choice molesting Lincoln please?
>>6814367
something involving Ronnie Ann and lincoln, it doesnt matter what
>>6814367
This with Lynn and Lincoln
New thread >>6813757