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Hi /trash/, I have some free time on my hands.
Do you want to play some FTL with me?
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eh sure why not, what cruiser are you gonna use
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Its a clean install, so its Kestrel A by default.
Post ship and crew names and positions.
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(I advise easy if you are new)
Ship: The Space Jam
Crew 1: Michael Jordan (black)
Crew 2: Bugs (white)
Crew 3: Daffy (black)
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>>6797780
Fuck. Yes.
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so guys what sector do you think hes gonna die in
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>>6798062
3 seems like a good bet.
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>>6798062
*we
probably sector 5 if we can get it together
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>>6797853
>moot
>white lad
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>>6798166
I've got everything unlocked except a few 'chevios. Crystal Cruiser was not worth it.
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>>6798242
use the rock cruiser to get the crystal, it has rock plating giving you a blue option during the dense astroid field
or just go rock C and name the crystal crew Ruwen and get to the rock homeworlds
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>>6798264
it makes it much easier making it worth it, since the Crystal B is one of the best ships in the game
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so where is OP
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'The Space Jam' with moot, Crystal and Baynard onboard is a go. But where to?
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>>6798473
Top beacon seems nice.
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>>6798166
the the best ive done is beaten it with Krestal A on hard advanced
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Top beacon it is.
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>>6798473
middle
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>>6798619
I vote we go punch Jack Sparrow in the dick.
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>>6798619
aid it, use the burst laser two to take out the shields and then the weapons and then the shields again
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PIRATES!
I HATE THOSE FILTHY BASTARDS!
ENGAGE!
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>>6798771
welp you went normal so my expectations just decreased, blast at the shields with the burst last 2 twice and then missile the shields and then burst laser the weapons
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>>6798808
also make sure to take power out of the medbay since you arent using it right now and redirect it to the missile so you can use it when the zoltan shield is down
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Aight.
After getting booped two times, we are victorious.
Lets see what those civs think about us!
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Nice!
More stuff is always better than less!
Unless its bad stuff, then less is more.
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Select designation.
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>>6798978
store (if only there was a more efficient way of doing this)
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>>6798978
Upper right over to the store. I mean it's space so technically there isn't really a "right" in normal terms per say but, right on the galaxy map.
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>OP
we can always go right-store, or even down-right-store
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We can also sell ion intruder drone for 32 scrap
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>>6799183
Repair, refule, and ditch the drone unless someone else wants to keep it for later.
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one million rebels must die
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>>6799183
sell the drone and no need for repairs
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Drone sold, fuel bought and repaired 1 point.
Now, where to?
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>>6799423
Over and down
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>>6799423
ok over down and over again
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I think the easiest way to tell beacons would be to just post the direction in which to go, north, south, east and west. Pretty clear whitch one you mean by that.
Also, terraformers, ey?
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>>6799675
Eh sure. The planet they're fixing up is about to get the Malachor V treatment from the Rebels, we might as well humor them.
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im currently playing the federation C right now
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Lets see what our scanners can get.
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>>6799900
We probably can't hit anything with what we got
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The answer is absolutely fucking nothing.
Investing in sensors is useless anyway.
Where to now?
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>>6799952
As someone who loves sensors, I am fucking triggered. Closest beacon to the East please.
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>OP
Also, want to upgrade something?
We can get second shield going.
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>>6799985
maybe you should hire more slugsssss
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Aha!
An unmanned ship attacked us!
Lets show this excuse of an AI what us meatbags can do!
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>>6799995
But Anon, I am slugs. Slugs a cute.
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>>6800029
>no shields
I'm pretty sure this is just some kid's toy drone.
Weapons/Engines/Weapons with the burst please, keep the missles for emergencies.
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And not only its a coward, but it also has a Racket Lawnchair.
We WILL get hit.
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>>6800052
at least its not as pathetic as a scout with a mini beam and a beam drone going against a ship with shields
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Yep, I knew it, rocket got us and breached an empty room.
Gotta patch this shit up.
We won tho.
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Where to now?
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>>6800220
East and up
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Federation sympathizers! How nice.
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What now?
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>>6800296
right (not exit)
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Pirate Rock ship in the asteroid field.
I wonder how much damage will we take.
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Bastards bombed our Oxy, but it was a hit to the pilots cockpit that damaged the hull.
After disabling their shields, asteroids softened them up and I could finish them off by targeting weapons.
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Where to now?
I would suggest visiting two other beacons to the right before going to exit.
We should have plenty of time, I think.
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>>6800590
We can hit the one next to the beacon
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Lookie who we have here!
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>>6800735
kill those nigs
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>>6800735
leave them be, no reason to anyway, it makes you feel bad
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>>6800735
Kill em' all. Death to the rebel scum.
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will wait 5 more min.
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>>6800793
actually after it, it makes you feel guilty for what you did and the supplies are completely useless
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>>6800848
It might make you feel guilty for dooming the settlers. I feel only the RIGHTEOUS CULLING OF TRAITORS.
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Attack it is!
Cloning, teleport and rockets?
I think Ill have to use rockets of my own here.
Damage is inevitable.
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>>6800908
Get ready for a boarding party. Vent all non-occupied rooms. Fall back to, and power up the medbay when we get boarded.
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Those idiots decided that my medbay is a great place to beam up to.
Managed to hit me with a rocket to the weaponsroom, followed with teleport here too.
Keeping their weapons offline with my burst was enough to turn them into scrap.
Now that rebels are out off the picture, what should we do about those supplies they gave civs?
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>>6801019
STEAL AND LAUGH AS THEIR CHILDREN DIE IN TERROR
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>>6801019
steal
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It was just 9 scrap worth of construction supplies.
But hey, you never know when those 9 scrap will save your life, right?
Besides, weak should fear the strong.
Where shall we go now?
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>>6801135
Beacon to the south, then exit when we're done there.
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fucking slavers, man!
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>>6801278
Shoot them up, then take one of their slaves.
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We accept, right?
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>>6801358
yup
a rockman for crystall to fuck
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>>6801358
put him in a room you wont move him a lot. nigga is slow as fuck
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Two questions.
Where should our Steven station, and where to go next?
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>>6801414
exit and shields
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After we left slavers with their o2 systems shutdown, at the exit beacon we've got rebel boarder control.
What do?
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>>6801500
Save the civvies, the only thing I hate more the rebels is bureaucracy.
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And it was going to go so smoothly.
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>>6801606
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Hah!
Through either sheer luck or supreme aiming skills of Crystal, we managed to shoot down their defense drone. Not that it helped anything, but still impressive.
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Its time to head for the next sector, question is which one?
Do we want to upgrade anything before the jump?
Also, Im going for four and a half an hour here. I think Ill leave those things for after I get some sleep.
That is few hours.
Until then, this is The Space Jam, over and out.
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>>6801358
Rename Steven to "Dwayne Johnson"
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Since OP is gone for now, I could run an intermission if anyone feels like it.
AE content is enabled, all ships unlocked, no life to speak of. Just give me a ship type/class and crew names.
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>>6801840
metal men type b
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>>6801957
Which metal men? There's 2 kinds.
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>>6802007
two kinds? what do you mean? layout b?
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>>6802032
Two kinds of metal men. There's the Engi and the Lanius
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>>6802040
oh! lanius
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Alright, The Shrike, a rogue vessel owned by a race of metal eating space locusts covered in glowing reddish pink lights which causes it to be easily mistaken for a den of ill repute when nearing a Red Light Sector, has set off on it's quest to do the thing, armed with two garbage launchers, and a brain rape station.
Where shall our brave and noble crew consisting of some lady and two spike covered unintelligible oxidation monsters depart to?
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>>6802101
lowest, going throught the mini nubula will give us more time
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We have been accosted by a rebel drone. That's gotta be some kind of oxymoron.
Initiating snack/offensive maneuvers.
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We have successfully preformed what I believe is some abstract form of cannibalism on the AI, netting us a missile, some fuel, and a tidy sum of scrap. We have only one possible move.
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>>6802209
One possible move if we want to go to the nebula I mean.
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>>6802209
to the nebula!
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The rebels have resorted to shooting up gas stations. Classy.
Shall we defend the honor of the Space Texico, or move along?
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>>6802260
we can take em! defend the outpost!
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They've managed to barely cherry tap us and whoever is in charge of repairs is a demon with a hydrospanner, but we're pummeling them to death with trash regardless.
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In order to thank us for preventing the rebels from taking his fuel he... gave us his fuel. Brilliant.
We have only one move which brings us to the nebula. Again.
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Fun fact: Shooting at an unstable patch of ground is not mining.
Unfortunately, our pirate friends learned that a bit too late. Shall we attempt to save them, or leave them to their fate?
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>>6802438
in dire hurried times, we can take no risk, shoot down the pirate scum
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We have successfully defeated the unarmed miners begging for help. That'll teach those bastards to cheap out on permit fees and proper licensing.
On to the mini nebula then, shall we hit the top or bottom beacon?
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>>6802521
bottom
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It looks like the parking lot at a Grateful Dead concert out there.
We can upgrade, be polite and speak to our crew, upgrade our ship with the scrap, or just stare silently at the metal people and make them really uncomfortable.
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>>6802553
socialize. lets let nature take its couse between our lady and sharp metal friends
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>>6802571
That lady is not a lady.
Would you rather speak to the robot cactus or the hard light limo driver?
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>>6802587
hologram
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>>6802625
The AI wants to go live with it's Engi bf because you're not her real dad and you don't understand her pain. She's been blasting Linkin Park over the intercom for 5 hours. You beg for death. Death does not come.
Deeper into the nebula or try to exit?
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>>6802670
Deeper. There's only one way out of hell and that's jumping further in
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Given that our ship has the same paint job as a shady strip club, it may have been a bad idea to get this close to a pirate station. Regardless, the only hot legs on this ship are made of plasma in a biometric sheath, so those criminals probably won't be too happy when they get aboard...
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Good news, we escaped unmolested, in one sense of the word at least. Bad news, we got shot in the face and several of our crew members are being held together with duct tape and glue. It's the closest we've got to a med bay, get over it.
Two beacons are available.
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>>6802735
bottom
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We've been attacked by nerds!
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Nevermind, the nerds ran away. Drone managed to do 1 damage before being pelted with trash.
On another note, it's 4AM and I need sleep almost as bad as OP does.
'Night thread, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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So what do you guys think about the game?
I got 300 hours into it, used to be really good at it.
Slugs are cute.
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>>6802910
I like it a lot. I've noticed the Disable Fleet and CE Infinite mods basically turn it into Star Trek simulator which is fine with me. Slugs need hugs.
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OP here.
The Space Jam resumes communication in T minus 0100.
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And here we are again, all systems clear, we are ready to go!
The Space Jam is back in action, baby!
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>>6804257
>Disable Fleet
I never understood why would people want this.
The whole point of FTL is that you're a little cruiser running away from the whole rebel fleet, eventually getting to the big boss of theirs and getting fucking destroyed.
It gets kinda boring when you can just explore every sector without any drawbacks.
>>6804926
You might wanna upgrade those shields to level 2.
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Are we going to visit bugs, or fly in circles, lost in a nebula?
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>>6804992
Let's try going into the Nebulae.
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>>6804944
The dubs have spoken!
We two shileds nao guys.
capcha: good victory
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Nebula it is!
Where now tho?
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>>6805071
Go to the right.
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Aha!
A trade offer!
Deal or no deal?
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>>6805139
Deal!
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>>6805166
The dubs have spoken!
Where now to?
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A little bit lonely in here.
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>>6805183
How about the rightmost one?
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>>6805446
South-south-east, south-east, or east-south-east?
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>>6805461
East-south-east.
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Pirate black market weapons trader in the middle of a nebula.
Im sure hes a trustworthy guy.
What do?
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>>6805485
He only got a basic laser, just attack him.
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As it is, his beam drone and single lazer are unable to penetrate our double shields.
Shall we wait for a while and let our pilot moot, engines operator Baynard and rock shield guy Steven gain some experience?
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>>6805556
You don't gain experience from beams, my dude.
Just blow him up to pieces.
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>>6805572
True, but he also shoots a single laser.
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>>6805586
Ah, then just wait until they're level 1 on their jobs.
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Moot and Beynard together now are better at dodging shots(+10->+14) and Steven can regenerate shields faster (+10%->+20%)
After trying to suffocate them by targeting their O2 systems, they decided that its best for them to just leave.
Not on my watch tho!
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Right before they tried to jump, I partially disabled their engines.
Seeing that they clearly have no chance against my superior ship, they offer some stuff in exchange for letting them go.
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>>6805691
Accept it, then upgrade your engines to 3 and buy a reactor upgrade.
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Done and done!
What now?
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>>6805730
Let's try going south-east.
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Rebels!
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No interest in this anymore?
If so, Ill end this session for now.
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>>6804944
I dunno, I just have fun exploring and treating it like an RPG rather than a roguelite. I get that it's not for everyone, bu flitting around in my little ship talking to people and discovering things is really relaxing to me.
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>>6805763
stay hidden nignog y'all got enough problems with them already on yo ass don't need this twatwaffle making things worse
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>>6806391
Give me some time and we can resume our adventure.
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Anybody still here?
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>>6807141
I just arrived on this thread
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>>6807141
I'm always here, currently doing an FTL run on my own.
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They didnt see us.
Where to now?
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>>6807466
Let's go shopping!
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We can sell Artemis for 19, or burst laser ll for 40.
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>>6808419
repair and go your merry way
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Where to now?
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A Mantis scout fight.
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>>6808936
go weapons>shields>engine and switch as they repair their ship
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I hate when they have rocket launchers.
Anyway, we won after getting hit.
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where to now?
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>>6809074
↓↓↓
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Guess what?
Its fucking nothing!
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>>6809151
Go right
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An AI drone!
Poor guy.
Beam weapon and beam drone dont really make for a good combination.
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Hes scrap now.
Where now?
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>>6809151
There's only one direction left, and that's up.
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Mantis assault looking for troubles.
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just a trip in advance, always go to the homeworlds, there is always an event to get a new cruiser there, the zoltan cruiser is an easy event
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>>6809340
Do players make combat decisions or will the QM take care of combat in an optimal manner? I'm not familiar with FTL to make tactically sound choices.
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>>6809438
i'm pretty sure he knows that, considering that he had stuff unlocked before
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>>6809468
He makes the combat decisions, from what I've seen.
It would be too complicated to post a screenshot after every shot.
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They only have one laser and tried to teleport onboard, first with mantis, then with engi.
Moot and Beynard got a level up and can dodge stuff even better now(+14->+20), Steven got a gold star too and rises shields like a pro(20%->30%faster)
Mantis is scrap nao.
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What now?
Presumably you want to go up, right?
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>>6809557
upgrade your reactor mane
then go up
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>>6809557
upgrade reactor twice then go up
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Sorry, had to grab something to eat.
After upgrading reactor twice and jumping north, we literally bump into a mantis fighter.
What do?
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>>6809784
Let him go, nigga didn't do anything wrong.
Probably just spilled his space coffee and is in a bad mood.
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>>6809821
Caffeine is a chemical plants produce in order to protect themselves against being eaten by insects.
By drinking coffee, Mantises willingly poison themselves in order to get into a dazed state, not unlike humans do with alcohol.
Lets leave poor guy with his spilled alcoffe.
Where to now?
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>>6809970
Far left.
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>>6810000
Holy Quads!
>>6809993
Sorry buddy.
Woah!
Auto-scout in the Plasma Storm!
Sounds like a title of a Techno album, but here, its our reality.
What do?
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>>6810118
Sanic outta there, plasma storms are a bitch.
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I played OutRun, like, once.
Wasnt very good at it.
I guess some things carry over.
Time to engage in combat.
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>>6810209
simple, turn off artemis and take one out of engines and bust laser the weapons
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Had to hold my breath on this one, literally.
They had two lasers, 1x1 and 1x2, 3 shots total against our 2 shields.
Good thing they didnt fire them all at the same time.
Due to plasma storm cutting our reactor in half, I had to turn off everything that wasnt a laser or shields.
I wanted to try taking guaranteed no damage over possibility of a dodge, and it worked out.
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Where to now?
I was thinking north-east and then exit, but its al up to you.
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>>6810357
north west man
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Yep, I cant see the difference between west and east now, all is lost, were all dead, this is hell, etc.
I think Ill take a brake after choosing the next sector, some sleep will do me good.
Worst of all, the beacon was empty.
Goto exit?
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>>6810442
Go to exit.
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>>6810442
Yes
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Well, look at that.
ANOTHER EMPTY BEACON.
YAY.
Anyway, next sector is either going to be controlled by living, walking nightlights that (hopefully) dont give you prostate cancer, or alloying Civs that if knew whats good for them would try to get as fucking far away from here as they could.
There are no good options here, they all suck.
Feel free to leave which sector we should visit next in the comment section below, and if you liked this episode dont forget to leave a like and subscribe for more episodes like this one.
For now, thanks you guys for watching, and Ill see you next time.
This was The Space Jam, over and out.
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>>6810585
Go to the Zoltan sector next time
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>>6810585
Sleep tight.
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Intermission Anon reporting in. We can resume the adventures of the Shrike while we wait for OP if anyone wants to.
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>>6814280
northeast
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Crap, a popup.
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After a series of highly intensive training procedures, tacticool analyst Nisha has determined that shooting garbage at robots solves everything.
We could take our 105 scrap to the shop, which does not connect to the exit beacon and will almost guarente a confrontation - or at least a very close call - with the Rebel Fleet, or run for the exit.
Upgrading is also an option.
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>>6814418
go to the shop first
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We've arrived at the shop, and have the opportunity to fuel our quest for justice with profits from illegally trading in various consumer goods.
Do we go for the Han Solo experience or continue on to the forum proper?
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>>6814538
just the shop
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Deciding that it's probably not good for the Federation's already shit PR for their last heroes to be known as "those assholes that overcharged me for a black market turkey baster", you move on to the shop.
Options are -
=-SYSTEMS-=
Drone Control - 85 Scrap
Cloaking - 150 Scrap
Artillery - 150 Scrap
=-AUGMENTATIONS-=
Beacon Access Kit - 50 Scrap
Long-Range Scanners - 30 Scrap
Adv. Targeting Comp. - 40 Scrap
=-WEAPONS-=
Burst Laser II - 80 Scrap
Burst Scatter II - 70 Scrap
Plasma Thrower II - 50 Scrap
=-DRONES-=
Light Anti-Crew Drone II - 50 Scrap
Anti-Personnel Drone - 35 Scrap
Anti-Drone Drone aka The Race Traitor Drone - 35 Scrap
We have nothing to sell, unless you feel like pawning our main weapon.
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>>6814726
have Alain fuck Nisha on tape and sell it for more dosh.
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>>6814726
burst laser 2 is usually a good choice
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>>6814798
we would except for the fact that lanius drain oxygen out of the room they are in
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>>6814798
>>6814801
We have traded 80 scrap and a video of an AI getting choked and raped by a iron oxide cactus for a giant gun.
>>6814818
I know there's people out there with an asphyxiation fetish.
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>>6814858
level 3 oxygen should solve the oxygen problem as long as its one lanius
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>>6814888
Are you suggesting we bankrupt ourselves to make our lanius snuff films last longer?
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>>6814915
no (not yet), but having 1 buffer oxygen is a good idea
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>>6814928
We have provided the ship with buffer oxygen. It can be undone if need be.
Otherwise, we're broke and moving out.
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>>6814952
do the engines first, and then the weapons for burst laser 2
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>>6814968
also make sure to redirect power from things you are not using such as mind control
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>>6814968
10 Scrap short of the weapon upgrade. We could sell the Requisition Licence for the 10 we need or one of the Flak Cannons for 22 if you want, or be happy with what we got.
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>>6815008
can we sell the lanius that got cucked for 10 scrap?
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>>6815056
He is quietly crying rusty tears in the corner. No dice.
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>>6815008
keep them, the requisition license could be useful later, next beacon
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In order to avoid getting our shit kicked in, I strongly recommend making a U-Turn. In space. Somehow. Don't question it.
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>>6815111
U-turn it is, and after that get close to beacon, if not then we have to go through rebel land
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>>6815111
u-turn, but have the cuck pilot the ship while the porn stars get it on.
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>>6815111
cant, we need the lanius borders, the porntstars are for breaks/free time
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We have valiantly ran the fuck away. The edgy teen AI and her literally edgy BF are making horrible noises from inside the cargo bay.
Also, fucking rebels. Is it okay to steal if it's for a good cause?
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>>6815161
yeah, its not like its from civilians, its a cargo bay for military goods
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>>6815161
yes, cucks anger will fuel this fight.
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why edgy teen AI, thats a human, or did I miss something
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>>6815217
short for alain,
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>>6815217
It's an AI hologram. See post >>6802587
The cuck has assaged his burning anger by teleporting onto the enemy ship and punching it's guns to death.
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>>6815236
nvm
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We shot up a military storage shed and stole a giant missile launcher.
...We're still the good guys, right?
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>>6815264
relax, its not like we stole from civilians and murdered people to get that stuff, also head for the exit now
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>>6815264
no,now were snuff porno pirates that fight for a good cause.
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We've got an exit beacon in sight, and the ability to get that upgrade. Any objections, injections, or projections?
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>>6815293
exit beacon first
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When we arrive at the exit beacon, our view screen is flooded with visions of abject horror. Smoldering wrecks of ships, more than a few of which bear call signs and designations which sound all too familiar to your war weary minds, groaning hulks smeared with cooling plasma and gore which echo endlessly in the vast lifeless perimeter of the beacon's artificial graviton field, their forlorn cries piercing your very soul with the last desperate pleas of-
Hold the fuck on. Who the hell is this asshole?
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>>6815403
free shit is nice
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Fortunately, a combination of our well-worded and extremely liberal letter of marquis and our fuckhuge missile launcher convinced them to hand over the fuel without too much fuss, although they've either got shit aim with that docking tube or balls of steel.
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Our standing options appear to be a middle school geometry class or a sector owned by that guy that punched out the Ghost Rider that one time. I prefer Dark Horse Comics over Marvel personally.
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>>6815562
Green
Ya Dark Horse rocks, I haven't been able to purchase a DC or Marvel book in... a long time
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We brought the race of metal eating cacti to the metal people's house. Genius. We fortunately found a rock full of scrap, for some reason.
We can talk or upgrade.
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Alright thread, I need sleep. Shrike signing out.
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nightly bump.
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>when memes go too far
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Another
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Post your high scores?
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please return
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nuu
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he will be back, I can feel it
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>>6823583
i could technically host right now since they're both ded
but i'm too lazy :3
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where are they
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The Space Jam/OP here.
Sorry for not being here, but I had to add some furniture to my basement.
On top of that, PC almost shat itself, but its all good now.
I stole lots of various crap from neighbor next door and had to spend good few hours sorting it and locating in just right places where they would bring fengshui of this place up.
At least there were some interesting stuff there.
Mostly tools tho.
And that new furniture in my basement?
It was his too.
Long story short I dont think Im in the mood for FTL right now, or any games for that matter.
I just want to watch some videos and go to sleep. Sorry.
I didnt forget about you guys, and I WILL get back to you soon, but I really dont feel like it right now.
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>>6826642
anon, you do you, but why steal shit from your neighboors, also how did you steal fucking furniture witout being detected
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saving
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>>6830793
thank you
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>>6826642
what the fuck man
are you a hobo or someshit
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>>6831891
>>6828480
Easy.
I live in an old block.
Guy next door moved out without taking his things.
There were over two rooms full of various shit, from useless carton boxes to old foot powered sewing machines to gas stoves to power tools.
New owner wanted this shit out, while having some more valuable stuff for himself.
I just went in with workers and started carrying away stuff that caught my eye, noone said anything.
So yeah, technically stealing by taking some stuff guy wanted for himself, but also helping with moving trash out.
Furniture would be broken apart and thrown into a garbage truck that was going to arrive shortly, so I offered to just save workers some effort to break some shit apart, and took to my basement few chairs&stools, two cupboards, a dresser and a doorless wardrobe.
Among stuff I acquired were whole bunch of various nails, screws, nuts and bolts, A hockey stick, fishbowl, some computer stuff, 4 or 5 giant ass files, couple of handsaws, few hammers, a toolbox, an armfull of screwdrivers, some chisels, bunch of drill bits, a gardening knife few boxes, one of them containing amplifying lamps, and other things.
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Aight, We start again in 1h.
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>>6798062
3 is the casual filter
4~5 are common
6~7 are HORSESHIT tier
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>>6833123
>4-5 are common
is this nigga serious
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Eyy everybody and welcome back to Lets Play FTL.
Last time, we managed to do through the nebula that was 2nd sector.
Everyone managed to get a gold star in what they are doing, except our Weapon Gurl, Crystal, who isnt even green in the field yet!
Weve got two shields and reactor to hold them up, Artemis that we have yet to fire for the first time, Burst Laser Mark II that tears new assholes in everything that dosnt have more shields than we do atm, and a will to get through all this shit for Federation sake.
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Now, as we float at the intersection of galactic highway, we have to ask ourselves a question.
Which sector are we going to goto next?
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Wake up people!
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>>6833634
Zoltan
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Living glow-sticks it is.
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This sector looks kinda loose with beacons.
It even has a cute little nebula in the middle!
Oho!
Somebody is airing a distress signal.
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>>6833823
Respond to the distress signal.
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>>6833834
Zoltans chasing Mantis into an asteroid field.
What do?
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>>6833875
fuck da zoltan police, their shield won't do much in an asteroid field
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>>6833875
This isn't our fight.
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>>6833883
>>6833897
7>3
Poor bug, having to run away from Glowheads Fun Police.
Probably smuggling some coffee to his home sector.
Initially you want to help, but then you realize hell be fine. Asteroids are Zoltans Energy Shields natural predators, and without them, squishy Zollys are one quick teleport(something all Mantis love to do just for the fun of it) from trouble town, population ship full of glowing green carcasses
You smile and leave them be.
When your FLT Drive is charging tho, one asteroid manages to slip through your shields and damage your hull
Lets get the fuck out off here.
Where to?
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>>6833999
Shouldn't you choose the earliest option?
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>>6834016
I choose earliest option where no other is available, Always choose dubs, when there are many different options to do, like in shop I try to combine them together so most are pleased.
Also, majority of votes .
Here tho there was a clear conflict of interests leading to two vastly different scenarios.
It was also a tie.
I could choose just the first options, but there arent that many players right this moment and I dont want to alienate anyone and encourage posting.
I could flip a coin irl, but I thought against it and reward ones luck for having greater singles than the other.
Sue me.
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>>6833999
Into the upper nebula sector.
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>>6834067
I also always try to wait a little bit to see if anyone has some other ideas about how to proceed.
Min. 5 min., sometimes more.
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Fucking Zoltans, man!
Trying to police everyone and terrorizing other races.
All the while upholding an image of being morally superior.
Im starting to hare those guys more and more, and we just arrived in this sector!
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>>6834163
artemis once the shield, burst the weapons and do whatever you want to kill these stones, shouldn't have started a fight
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>>6834163
Dunno man, did you hear about what happened in Berlin?
I bet those rock niggers were trying to fly into a space market or something.
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After attacking you in fear, and you retaliating by shooting down their O2 systems, those poor, terrorized pebbles see the error in their ways and try to pay you for their lives and the transgression theyve made.
Will you accept it?
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>>6834254
Let 'em go.
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>>6833123
>4-5
what do you think I am a fucking casual
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>>6834254
kill them, we need the scrap, thats less than an average reward for destroying a ship at this sector
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Where to now?
Exits near, but Rebel army only just is entering the sector, and there are lots of beacons around.
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>>6834360
down
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>>6834350
Sorry, didnt see your post in time.
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>>6834360
ok to the nebula, we need to get to as many beacons as we can for more scrap or else the final boss will fuck our asses
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>>6834360
Down
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>>6834377
Dubs have spoken, and It works with >>6834368 as well!
.Its just an auto-scout, no biggie.
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Well, it was kinda biggie.
It had same Burst Laser Mk.II as we, but accompanied by Beam drone and some kind of bomb launcher.
If it didnt miss its bomb and two laser shots, we could get seriously hurt.
Things are starting to get a bit intense.
For our troubles tho weve go an Auto Re-loader!
Lets see what it does!
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>>6834490
im pretty sure that everyone here knows what it does
don't treat me like i'm watching dora the explorer
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It reduces weapons cooldown between shots by 10%!
Its like having TWO Crystals operating my weapons!
And speaking of her, she is going to get a star real soon!
Looking at beacons map reveals that there is a store nearby.
What do?
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>>6834509
I havent played in over a year, I honestly dont remember every little detail.
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>>6834490
automated reloader, NICE
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>>6834549
store
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>>6834549
downer
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>>6834549
Shopping
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A longnosed human merchant says hes got everything we need. Lets see!
We can sell Artemis for 19, Burst 2 for 40 and Reloader for 20.
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>>6834677
show page 2, also we hit bump limit, might be a good idea to creat a new thread
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>>6834677
Josh is green at shields and Jose is green at engines
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>>6834701
I did, Weapons & Systems is page 2
New thread after shop.
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>>6834733
oh, my bad, get hacking
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>>6834677
Hire a mfuccin slug, call him Incest and put him on the pilot seat
also buy hacking if you can afford it, if not just leave
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We can afford Hacking system and a Slug for 125 out of 127 scrap we have.
Is it going to be Josh who is green at shields, or Jose who is green at engines?
>>6834747
Current pilot is moot and has gold in its job.
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>>6834917
Josh.
Also slugs are the best pilots, they can't get mind controlled.
It won't take too long to have him gold as well.
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>>6834917
get Jose + hacking, rename him incest and I leave whether or not he pilots to another anon
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>OP
Josh + hacking it is.
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