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>>6791781
Jasper is fat

>>6791786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBpeQbVD1i4

HE REALLY DID IT
THE MADMAN
TAKE THAT REDDIT

>>6791796
The fuck are you even talking about?

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When

>>6791790
>Jasper will never penis

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>>6791781
I like this thread

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So when does she rape Sapphire?

>>6791811
HAHA
TAKE THAT IDIOT REDDITOR

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>>6791814
Not soon enough

>>6791818
when you commission an artist

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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GHHHK Steven

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Dadadadadadada
ddadadadadadadadadada

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>>6791781
>didn't add in the link to the album of scans from Becky's Frontier book
Stupid Lapisfag

>http://imgur.com/a/n7Qc5

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It's a good day to ship Lapithyst.

>>6791874
Love it.

If Steven ever figures out how to save Centipeetle, I'll cry a fucking river

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>>6791874
It's a good day to molest Steven in the barn.

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How you doing, /sug/?

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>>6791874
handhold away from being canon

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Lapis just finished reading Peridot's I'm Sorry card and lost her face in the process

Help her out by giving her a new face!

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R8 edit

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>>6791882
They're adorable together.

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>>6791898
I just got my old PS2 working, so pretty good. I'm going to be playing Okami all night

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>>6791913

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>>6791915
from this of course

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>>6791911
CANON

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>>6791898
I've been less depressed lately

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>>6791913

>>6791945
kys

>>6791919
Zuke piss is worst piss kys

>>6791945
FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK YOU AND DIE

>>6791945
PERIDEEDLY DEE

>>6791898
depressed, bored, alone, and out of hope that I can become a publishable writer, let alone a good one

>>6791921
that's a really cute peridot. Honestly, I'd want that as her next form, if she can change. The diamond hair is the main reason she's not for sexual

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>>6791874
kill yourself

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>>6791951
Don't be so mad anon, have a fan fusion.

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>>6791898
apparently, after 8 years of relationship, my gf is finally getting tired of me and might break up with me anytime now.

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>>6791913

>>6791987
LAPIDOODLEY DOO

>>6791970
>out of hope that I can become a publishable writer, let alone a good one
I know the struggle, m8.

have you read "Invisible Ink" or "Save The Cat!"? great tools for writing. might help you out.

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>>6791913

>>6791999
>>6791911
>>6791811
Checked

>>6791948
>>6791964
>>6791967
Why is this always in the same FUCKING order when this shit>>6791945
is posted?

This place is so fucking awesome

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Gems should make meep morps out of their fallen enemies.

>>6792013
>This place is so fucking awesome
Ur gid-dam rite

>>6792013
kys reddit

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6791874
>>6791911

Lapithyst is a bad ship. Amethyst would remind Lapis too much of Jasper, and Amethyst does not handle being a part of something powerful well (see sugilite)

>>6792004
I don't read things on writing. I just read and emulate. Unfortunately I'm inconsistent in style and skill and my projects spiral out of control.

I've been trying all week to re-write the beginning of my story and every iteration is wrong for a different reason. The original moves too fast and gets confusing but doesn't establish character, the second version is just pages of anachronistic dialogue with a character that does not need to exist, and the third version is just plain bad and in the wrong style

>>6792015
>making art projects out of mental patients who are kept in a medical coma

What is your favorite fan fusion?

>>6792074
myfuckingdickphite

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IT'S

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brb rebecca sugar gotta do my chores

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>>6791814
NIGGER SISTERS
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S
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>>6792074
None.

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>>6792074

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>>6792074
I kinda liked this old doodle of a garnet/peridot fusion I saved

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>>6792100

>>6792105
this is so fucking disgusting

If you were going to make an abridged version of the show what episodes would you cut?

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>>6792060
no

Will Homeworld have stormtrooper type Gems called "Glass"?

>>6792129
Every unenjoyable SoL episode.

>>6792129
All townie episodes

>>6792129
all of them

>>6792143

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>>6792143
No.

>>6792129
I'd pull a johnny bravo and fast forward through the episodes while narrating about things I actually care about.

>>6792105
i hate this.

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what if garnet isn't gay

>>6792060
believe me, those books will help you out on those exact problems you have.

"Save the cat" helps you to understand story beats and where to introduce vital information for your story. it will help you with the pacing.

"Invisible Ink" is written by a Brian McDonald; a Story "guru". the book establish the importance of keeping the focus on the Theme in order to not spiral out of control and lead the story where you need it. When Pixar gets stuck, they call this guy for help.

I know you said you're afraid to emulate, but these books are so good for people who are just starting to develop story-telling skills.

give it a shot, m8. Here's invisible Ink. what could you lose?
http://courses.cs.washington.edu/courses/cse456/07su/administrative/invisible_ink_part_1.pdf
http://courses.cs.washington.edu/courses/cse456/07su/administrative/invisible_ink_part_2.pdf
http://courses.cs.washington.edu/courses/cse456/07su/administrative/invisible_ink_part_3.pdf

>>6792171
She is the gay.

Favourite episodes?
After all this time mine is still The Test.

>>6792105
I'm actually really liking how freaky that shit is

>>6792143
the only known glass is Desert Glass, and she appears to have been the same kind of gem as lapis.

No word on Cranberry Glass, Uranium Glass or Fulfurite

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i'm back rebecca sugar

>>6792176
The one where I tore your mom's cunt apart you little faggot

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>>6791786

>>6792197
ugh

>>6792086
>>6792189
Shoot already

i wonder what zuke is up to now

>>6792209
I like how most of the cancer for SU is from other fandoms.

>>6792176
that episode where Chip Skylark sings about his teeth

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>>6792217
Beating her giant, ball-less dick to pic related.

>>6792217
Hopefully dead

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>>6792214
i'd rather shoot this

>>6792217
playing WOW 24/7 while living off of her tangs wages.

>>6792238
don't be a mean faggot

>>6792259
ugh

>>6792217
I picture her trying to finally get off her ass and do a comic, drawing like one panel, then crying from how exhausting it is and yelling at her roommate for creating an abusive environment

>>6792249
Don't be alive, Fluke.

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sportaflop?

>>6792260
lapidot is indeed shit but do you really need to spam the thread with ughs

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Pearl rocks.

>>6792283
*sucks

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morning

>>6792287
*succs

>>6792289
tch

>>6792289
ugh

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>>6792287
Sometimes. Other times she goes for the ol'fashioned.

>Go to Youtube
>Recommended videos
>"Steven Universe is Back!"
>Get excited
>Cartoon Network UK
>It's just them getting Mr. Greg
>It's also old as fuck

Fuck you youtube, why you gotta get my hopes up?

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>>6792289
Hi.

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>>6792289
Good morning.

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Oh right i forgot to post this one, i even colored it.

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>>6792282
you dont understand tradition

>>6792306
>expecting anything new for the entire rest of December

You deserve this disappointment.

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>>6792290

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If there's no episode by tomorrow I'm killing myself.

Is Peridot a loli? Y/N?

>>6792314
cute, but it doesn't look like peridot

>>6792333
it looks so real

>>6792340
stream it

>>6792324
You're getting the Star Wars Holiday Special with Gems spliced into it

>>6792350
Who?

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>>6792345
That's because she has bed hair from a night of fucking the shit out of Lapis in this human AU.

Attached: Same artist.

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>>6792125
>>6792170
fuck you
>>6792179
hell yeah

>>6792340
I wonder how many people have died during all the hiatuses.

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>>6792361

>>6792345
Peridot is an autistic 12 year old child

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>>6792324
I know that, still doesn't mean the thing wasn't really misleading.

How long into January do you think we need to wait for new episodes?
Or will it be even further this time?

>>6792369
k but why the fuck would their hair look like that

>>6792384
Ask Amaet.

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>>6792263
kek, I wonder if she's already started to regret giving up her high-paying job at fucking Cartoon Network

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FUCKING STOP NORMIE, THIS BOARD HAS ALREADY BEEN REMOVED
DELET THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6792384
Maybe because Amethyst and Jasper can both shoot fire out of their asses when they do that Sonic Spin thing

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>>6792345
honestly im not a huge fan of dement's human peridot either. she's not just too masculine-looking but also she's also ooc in my opinon. really nice artstyle though

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>>6792393
SUCK A FAT DICKEROO

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>>6792414
F A T

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>>6792421
D I C K E R O O

>>6792414
K

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>>6792410
That is kinda why I like her, actually. She is more androgynous than the real thing. And... I'm not sure I'd like her spazing as much as in the cartoon.

>>6792314
>when lapidot fanartists try to turn lapis and peridot into humans but end up making them look so different and act so ooc than they're basically just self inserting themselves into a relationship with an emo blue haired girl

shopkeep, give me the widest jasper you have

>>6792453
You need to take a look at this, chui.

>>6792453
neat
I do about 7 or 8 of those things all the time

>>6792453
This is literally me.

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>>6792449
Better that they do it in fan-art than on the show. Eh, Zuke?

>>6792453
That's strange, I feel aware of autism year round, not just January

>>6791898
pretty good, kinda cold
thinking of what two couples should I explore next

>>6792501
Which ones have you explored thus far?

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I don't like dement09's human au. nyong's is better.

>>6792510
ugh

>>6792510
This or Aku2's.

>>6792373
>Had an entire season dumped in a couple of months
What do you think?

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>>6792439
i'd say the real thing is pretty androgynous, actually. the design, the voice, the character as a whole, you wouldn't be able to easily guess the gender on first sight of peridot if you knew nothing about su, you'd probably just think 'weird green alien'.

i prefer canon spazz peridot to grumpy self-insert fanon peridot. her design combined with her canon-divergent personality just makes it feel like its been twisted into something completely non-canon. which honestly isn't even bad in my opinion, but i'm just not a fan of the way she's done it. twisting an optimistic character into a more pessimistic one for the sake of self-insert just isn't something that rolls with me.

>>6792373
Three to four months shorter than the gap between Bomb's 3 and 4.

why are there no good waifus left in /co/?

I want a girl who's smart and cute, but lewd, crude or with an attitude

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>>6792453
>no eye contact
>likes to be alone
>sameness
>spins objects
>difficulty in interacting with others
>inappropriate laughing
oh shit

>>6792373
Kek

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>>6792453
This is very simplified. If you really want to have a bit of self-analysis, go to this site. Won't give you a clear answer, but it will give you all the classic little symptoms.

http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

Getting 130 and over is a red flag.

>>6792554
I don't think there is anything to worry about anon

>>6792552
>I want a girl who's smart and cute
Pfffttt, good luck with that even outside of /sug/

>>6792552
Sapphire or... Yeah, just Sapphire.

>>6792510
I don't read these moon runes. I might like it better in english.

>>6792552
>but NOT

fugg.

>>6792571
I had it with Jade...

>>6792576
how is she cute?

>>6792571
sounds like a brony friendzonie

>>6792453
No eye contact and Echo words and phrases is definitely me.

>>6792585
Well she's not ugly.

>>6792586
Yeah, you kinda do with all that projecting there.

>>6792453
The inappropriate laughing is bullshit.
how can you laugh inappropriately?

>>6792594
>one eyed freak with no nose
>not ugly

>>6792595
definitely brony friendzonie

>>6792598
>at a funeral
>think about a funny meme
>laugh out loud

here you go

>>6792606
To each their own

>>6792598
My guess is laughing at random moments when there's no given stimulus for said laughter. Or just laughing in unfunny situations, in general.

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How old do you think all the gems are? In the GTTCGs book, Steven calls Amethyst the youngest gem but I don't know if it was taking the HW gems into consideration, Amethyst must have popped out of the ground around 5,000 years ago, and I can't see Peridot being older than a few hundred years old at max.

And although I would count gems ages based on how long they've been alive outside of their home planet's crust, in a way Amethyst could be considered older than Jasper too, since her gem juice stuff was probably put in the ground and she was supposed to pop out alongside all her prime kindergarten sisters before the beta kindergarten was even made.

>Rose- (if she wasn't made on Earth)
10000+ years
>Pearl
9000+ years
>Lapis
9000+ years
>Rose- (if she was made on Earth)
8000 years
>Garnet
5750 years
>Jasper
5500 years
>Amethyst
5000-5500 years
>Peridot
10-500 years

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>>6792585
What, are you saying this isn't cute?

>>6792606
I have no idea why she's the only character without a nose i'll give you that, but the single eye isn't a big deal anymore.

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>>6792529
I can see how you wouldn't like the twist from optimism to pessimism. I wouldn't mind seeing a more optimistic version by Dement.

I do disagree with the assertion that real Peridot is androgynous.

Fun fact: The attached is our first glimpse of her.

why is lapis always pissed off in fanart?

>>6792606
Her face is a little odd-looking, sure, but I wouldn't call her ugly

>>6792509
Lapiven, stevidot, grasper, rupphire, Pose, Preg, Jamethyst, Lapethyst, Amedot, jaspidot, Lajaspidot, Lapearl,
As you can see, I have no standards, tho I will not touch Gem x Human, only exception is Mysterygirl and greg

>>6792619
>Amethyst
> 5000-5500 years
uh...

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>>6792619
>Amethyst
>OUR Amethyst

>Thinking the earliest timeline relevant appearances for Garnet is how old she is.
Nigga you dumb.

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>>6792552
What about a fusion?Opal and Sardonyx are pretty cute

>>6792619
Nigga, Amethyst isn't even nearly that old.

>>6792670
>Opal
>Smart
hmmmm

>>6792619
The Earth is a lot older than a few thousand years old, the first humans were around like a million years ago right? I think Rose, Pearl, and Lapis are probably ancient and have to be around there

>>6792650
Eyeball and Steven

>>6792611
It is a crime to make something sad into something not sad nowadays?

>>6792650
Seems like you haven't done Sars or Mars. Or an OT3 of the Cool Kids.

>>6792700
Not a crime. It just means you have a stigmatizing mental condition.

>>6792700
Yes, autism is a crime now, you fucking autist.

>>6792611
I'm laughing just imagining that
kek

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>>6792654
>>6792673
I thought she came out of the ground soon after the war ended, which would've been like 5,000 years ago right?

>>6792709
If so
I guess I should be in prison then

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>>6792695
hmm, alone in space, in a bubble no less, could work
>>6792702
I was mainly talking about gems, Ive explored cool kids and uncool kids, good times,

>>6792734
kys

>>6792692
>Smart

What?

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>>6792642
if su was genderbent and was instead a bunch of really campy guy gems, peridot could easily look and sound exactly the same and be seen as a dude because at that point a dude with hips wouldn't be substantial

but maybe we just have different standards

>>6792619
>>6792693

The Gems arrived on Earth 6000 years ago. This is around the same time as the first human city.

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>>6792611
>my mom tells me how she had a miscarriage once
>i remember a funny video of a baby and start giggling
>she cries
this happened a few months ago,she already forgot about that by now but i still feel guilty,am i autist?

>>6792743
that anon said he also wanted a smart waifu
Im not being rude, but I think Opal doesnt fit that program, Sardonyx does tho

>>6792764
>Sardonyx does tho
>Sat doing double peace signs while Steven was blown off into space.

>>6792763
>am i autist?
Did you even bother explaining why you laughed?

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>>6792755
>but maybe we just have different standards
That seems most likely. I have never been around guys with hips like that, but I've seen and been with a lot of Flat as fuck women. (I have a type)

>>6792619
Sugar explicitly said peridot is younger then amethyst

Amber and her fat girlfriend is streaming her commissions of everything but Steven Universe

>https://picarto.tv/sneepsnoopstream

>>6792700
The general principle behind laughing inappropriately as an autism symptom is that autistic people are generally more self-absorbed, stuck inside their own world and unable to see things from other people's point of view due to a lack of cognitive empathy (the ability to put oneself in another's shoes). Laughing out loud at a funeral suggests that you lack this empathy to realise that other people would be offended at you laughing at a funeral as it's a sad event. It also suggests that you've been daydreaming in the first place, a common trait of autistic people.

>>6792763
dead babies are hilarious though

>>6792564
I've been diagnosed with aspergers and got an 88

>>6792594
>>6792641
she's almost certainly got the skull structure of an elephant, and is very unemotional and cold. Cute is a combination of factors, but she is not cute by my definition

>>6792813
Cool, is there a chat I can harass her through?

>>6792834
yes

>>6792815
*erotic

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>>6792828
>and is very unemotional and cold

That is on the outside. She is one of those people who do not show their outward emotions even if they are a sea of rage.

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>>6792786
your type is a lack of tits? interesting

i hang around with a lot of very camp lads so guys with prominent hips is no news to me

the thought of a camp male peridot is pretty amusing to me now

>>6792814
Yeah, I back lashed at this and constantly try to remind myself to think of other people's perspectives

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>>6792828
>Elephant skull meme
Nice opinion, shame it's trash now.

It's a character that the writer is refusing to put focus on and she only has 3 episodes of "pure" focus.
But to silence one of your points, here is a reaction from the character that was used quite often following the episode it debuted in.

>>6792813
>FIFTY dollars for those shitty things
I still can't believe anyone would pay that

>>6792847
Except for when she has to hit a ball.

>>6792828
I've been diagnosed and I got 160.

Hey, I did say it won't give you a clear answer.

>>6792864
Where's the prices?

>>6792850
>your type is a lack of tits? interesting

More of a long lithe body type which lends to being flat. I don't really place a lot of value on tits in comparison to a long thin body.

>the thought of a camp male peridot is pretty amusing to me now

>>6792877
Never mind, I guess she lowered it to "only" $35:
http://egomatter.tumblr.com/post/154476036081/hey-guys-this-sunday-i-will-be-doing-a-flash

>>6792859
It's honestly really exhausting to try and constantly do and remember doing if it doesn't come naturally. I don't even mean that figuratively, it is genuinely mentally exhausting. I think it's partly the reason many autistic people are more tired often.

>>6792813
someone update us on the off chance she drops info about SU, i aint got time

>>6792893
damn I only charge $5-$10

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>suddenly remembers something stupid i did

>>6792893
Hmm fifty for a clean sketch is pretty reasonable,
but her style is pretty simplistic so 35$ seems something you could ask for it.

>>6792951
50 or 35 for a good clean sketch, yeah. Hers, no.

>>6792922
They're just talking about getting jobs in the art industry right now

Amber's favorite SU characters are apparently Pearl and Jasper

>>6792936
Me too: everything

>>6792847
I just don't like her, okay?

>>6792862
>elephant skull being a meme

Where did you think the myth of the cyclops came from? The greeks found elephant skulls long before they discovered elephants and thought the trunk holes were eye sockets. That's also why many cyclopses have tusks

>>6792936
I get that all the time. My memories are an endless stream of pure cringe

>>6792932
Think of it as hourly wage, if you can do a clean sketch in half an hour or so, then sure 10$ is ok.
When you get better and more confident in your art, you can raise your ''hourly wage''.

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>>6792977
Wow, you're taking the meme to a whole new level.
Keep up the good work.

>>6792936
Glad I only do dumb shit around friends.

>>6792986
that's a good way to look at it

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>>6792619
What if Lapis was made right before Rose defected and her first mission was to take all the water off of Earth because she was so strong but she was attacked by a nigger and was mirrored ever since she was a baby and that's why she always acts like an immature child?

>>6792932
Too bad you don't happen to work on a popular TV show, huh?

>>6793074
maybe one day...

>>6793060
She was there in Garnet's flashback in The Answer, and she was also probably there in the Beta Kindergarten when it's gems first emerged, so she was at least a few hundred years old when she got poofed, but I suspect she was much older and is just a dumb blue retard

>>6793110
she was only 250 years old when she got poofed, literally only a baby

>>6793060
I got the impression she was a neutral of sorts

>>6793130
And why would a baby be in the middle of a battlefield?

Homeworld doesn't care if you were made yesterday (quite literally) they WILL send you to your deathbed if it benefited the diamonds.

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there is no reason for jasper to not be redeemed

>>6793060
Can a gems mental "growth" even be stunted like that? It's very likely that Lazulis are just generally unbright gems. And it isn't like being cooped up with Peridot is helping.

>>6793150
>this is what jasperfags actually believe

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>>6792932
>>6792960
I should probably open comissions at some point.

>>6793147
exactly, she was only a baby but the diamonds still sent her to a war-torn planet to do her duty

>>6793150
Retarded dogs don't deserve redemption

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>>6792718
Not them, but judging by Peridot's explanation maybe, but it's hard to tell, Amethyst might be that old, but she doesn't feel as if she's a lot older than Peridot, personalitywise.

I want Cartoon Network to use Peridoodley Doo for promotional purposes!

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>>6793150
S O O N

HOLY SHIT AMBER JUST CALLED OUT ZUKE

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>>6793160
You should, I'd easily pay at least $75-100 for something like this.

>>6793164
Yeah, the diamonds don't care about their people.

But i guess that's what really killed them in the end.
Now that the rebellion caused them to kill a pretty good portion of their own population i wouldn't be surprised if they were slowly crumbling.

>>6793188
>tang finally joins
>tiny Peridoodley Doos start appearing in every episode
>they become the hidden Mickeys of SU

>>6793150
no one will be redeemed as long as peridot was, or as good
>cluster took one episode through the power of shipping
>bismuth was bubbled under a day
>jasper the 'out of sight, out of mind' dogfucker
>Lapis just goes with the flow

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>>6793188
Peridoodley is for mature audiences only

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>>6793201
They still don't give a shit about their child soldiers, they'll never learn.

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>>6793197
DEETS NOW

>>6793228
kys

>>6793197
>stream stops for me
>close tab
>misses this

F
M
L

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how much would you pay for this

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Amber and her stupid girlfriend sound and act exactly like Zuke, uncannily so; are all tumblr lesbians just clones? Is this a conspiracy?

>>6793197
alright. what did she say?

>>6793270
$2

>>6793199
If i would open comissions, i wouldn't put this style as an option,
well at least not at first, coloring/painting is still a new concept for me and the quality varies way too much in that style.

>>6793270
About tree-fiddy

>>6793270
3 cents

>>6793270
>meme gremlin
You should pay me for having to look at that.

>>6793280
Considering Amber had a secondary blog too, yes and yes.

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>>6793286
>>6793293

>>6793270
Colored sketch, i would say that's around 30-50$ depending on the difficulty of the picture.

>>6793302
Does she talk about how much she hates Sugar too?

>>6793286
>>6793293
>>6793296
low amounts, but you would still fuck Peridot given the opportunity.

>>6793302
>HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>6793313
are you an artist with experience bc you're actually giving good advice thanks

>>6793270
$7

>>6793324
Don't put words in my mouth, I wouldn't want to be in the same room as that shitty meme.

>>6793211
>>6793213
Is she canon?

>>6793270
I would pay someone to get it away from me

>>6793332
actually sounds reasonable

>>6793322
No, Amber was smart and deleted everything she had in it.
http://kangaya.tumblr.com/

>>6793332
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/28033182/

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What's /sug/'s favorite kinds of cheese?

>mine are brie and feta

>>6793188
where did peridoodly doo even come from? I imagine she's a mutation of pantskat but it just seems to have come from nowhere

>>6793338
if you were one of the anons who placed a payment, you'd want to fuck Peridot and give a little amount on top of it.

>>6793324
I'd beat her senseless until she referred to me as "Il Duce".

>>6793270
I'd fuck her for about £400.

>>6793270
1 Indonesian Rupiah

>>6793288
Well, poop

>>6793360
I'd lick cream cheese off of Jasper's abs.

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>>6793330
I'm an artists with a realistic image of the art community, most tumblr artists ask way too little for their pictures.
If you lowball your prices you end up hurting your community, there are people who wont even buy the comission, if you put your prices too low.
I haven't done any digital comissions, because of my paypal account is frozen, for some fucking mysterious reason and I haven't had the energy make an new account yet.

>>6793360
from her mom and dadley doo

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>>6793421
true words

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>>6793403
Also that picture took me like 2-3 days to finish so, the price would be around 120-200$ if it takes me that long, i don't feel like that's fair, so i'll probably open the comissions up to a level i'm comfortable selling, without ripping the customer.

>>6793475
cute + nice jasper asssss

Imagine if all of SU had been as good as the first two seasons.

imagine if we still had good fight scenes, or fight scenes at all

imagine if we got episodes that moved the plot forward, or episodes at all

>>6793497
S1 and S2 had none of that, the closest were Ocean Gem and Jailbreak but even then the fights weren't amazing.
This show sucks.

>>6793414
I'd lick the cheese out of Jasper's ass

>>6793497
Second season was shit.

>>6793472
cute

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too many dicks, needs more lapidot

>>6793480
>the price would be around 120-200$ if it takes me that long
Sounds reasonable still

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>>6793472

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>>6793510
S1 had tons of adventure and fighting you stupid nigger

>>6793514
Same.

>>6793522
lapidot with dicks you say

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Merchant Anon here, I'm halfway through the second day and the free lunch that was provided by the swap meet's management was terrible.

The poll's still up for those that want to vote by the way.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/11878433/

And I noticed that Jasper is winning the poll, that's going to be a difficult pin to do.

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>>6793536
Now there's an idea.

>>6793552
ugh

>>6793480
120$ for that is not bad

>>6793541
Do you carry lappy eggs at you establishment?

>>6793555
FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH FUCKING UGH
KILL YOURSELF

>>6793574
hgu

>>6793586
UGH

>>6793522
kys

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>>6793524
Don't tempt me anon.

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Don't mind me, I just enjoy the memes.

>>6793541
redo lapis or i'll kill myself

>>6793541
Jasper pin is the only pin I want so if you want my money you better find a way to fix her stupid dog eyes