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>>6786309

http://pastebin.com/4PrAW0HD
Made one big master-paste for all the cool stories so far (I probably missed like eighteen smaller ones)

>>6786740
thanks anon, you're a hero

Since people have been wanting to write lewd SCPs, we have a wiki. Currently with 3 approved BMCs and more under review.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/Main_Page

(Terribly-written) Backstory: http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/About_BMC

previous thread

>>6744652


(I fucked up in the op)

>>6786736
he really let himself go :(

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>>6786740
we need more Rad anon Christmas grandma

also has that draw fag made that Mal0 wearing hoodie thing? im very interested

jim got knocked the fuck out in last thread

>>6787838
yup

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Should be posted this cutie as the header~

>>6787128
Why do many find her a female?

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Wait, a SCP Porn thread or is it me?

>>6788149
it's scp general

porn just happens to be at the forefront

>>6788149
the P is for porn

>>6788149
>secure, contain, PORN

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>>6788124
Nice

BMC anon: you need to shill your site a bit or it will die

At least every 50 posts probably, give us updates and shit

How many people are actually posting stuff there?

>>6788492
How about we just let it die? There's enough shilling of it already.

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still working on fleshing it out

the skull was a lot of fun

Savage grandma and dying jim when?

>>6788710
Godspeed anon

>>6788710
>phat
:^(
nice job anyway anon, i'm sure people will love it when you're done

>>6788710
>thicc mal0

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THANK YOU BASED DRAWFAG

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What the fuck?!?! This is the 8th fucking thread?!?!

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You are a D-Class who likes to fuck

You get assigned for testing for 3 SCPs

The last 3 digits of your post determines what SCPs you get: XXX, 1XXX, 2XXX

You win if your dick survives all 3

>>6788927
ok

>>6788927
Roll

>>6788927
Roe Ling.

>>6788927
rollmio rollmio were for art though rollmio

>>6788927
Roll

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>>6788915
10th thread, actually.

>>6788927
And I guess I'm rolling.

>>6788889
>Thick mal0
FTFY

>>6788999

>999
IT'S THE FUCKING JELLY TICKLE MONSTER
i lost, my dick will never survive this
>1999
Could be any item...
>2999-B
A taxidermied, sapient skeleton of a black adolescent house cat. Can do, we're in a thread where everybody wants to fuck a zombie werewolf anyway.

>>6789023
>023 - genderless canine who kills through eye contact
Way to suck the fun out of everything.

>1023 - glass seismograph
Oh yeah, we're going off the richter scale.

>2023 - magical flower cave
Time for some naturist masturbation.

>>6788927
Let's just be sure to not kill the thread with this sort of shit. Too many rolling posts and the thread is dead in an hour.

>>6789117
Because of this: reminder to use the sage function.
Unless I'm misunderstanding how the bump/post limit works.

>>6789137
All sage does is not bump the thread. Using sage would still mean eating up the post count, but the thread would also not be bumped to the first page with each post.

>>6789101
>Way to suck the fun out of everything.
Just duct tape his eyes.

>>6788927

>000
so ether i skip this one or I have to fuck one of the 001's hooray..?

>1000
so now I have to fuck a big hairy man while blindfolded who might give me humanity killing super aids? well not different then my average Friday night

>2000
so a moral questionable synthetic human orgy after the super aids wipes out humanity? fun

>>6788927
cool

>>6788927
>>6789005

>005
I get to fuck a key. Nice.

>1005
I get to fuck a blue paint man. Still better than a key.

>2005
Maybe I ca fuck one of the holes?

>>6788927
rollin

Post underrated (under +50) articles

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2395
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2519
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2433
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2388

>>6788492
I shill it at the beginning of each thread and when we post a new BMC. That seems to be enough.

I have other avenues to explore, as well, just need to find the right thread.

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furry body w/ tail regular superiority

When is anon going to tell Jason about his new furry waifu and the epic fistfight in which he destroyed jim the cuck?

>>6790838
>Anon's mom gives Granny the key to check on him
>She walks in on MalO triple-tonguefucking Anon's throat
>She comepletely understands the situation and will continue to be the only person to know about the horny werezombie

I can't be the only one who wants to see gramgram tease anon endlessly

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC-0134

New BMC just christened.

>>6788927
why not

Were you guys kicked from the SCP wiki for being too degenerate

>>6788927
Rokk

>>6791409
No not really. We just want to fuck some of them.

>>6791409
>too degenerate
No such thing exists, anon.

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>>6788927
Rollan.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031
Are you not actually able to fuck it?

>>6791423
> 423 - a fictional character that lives in and moves through books
> 1423 - a photo that grants serious nostalgia-goggles when touched
> 2423 - a facsimile of the SCP Facility

Intredasting

>>6791409
It's just much simpler to post here

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>>6790787
Holy Fuck

That's fucking amazing my dude

That's a cute snake in the bmc

>>6788877
maybe I'll make a non-thicc mal0 too just for you anon

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>>6792256
>non-thicc malO
yES

>>6792273
this would be better if the dog didn't have hair

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>>6792256
Hnggg

>>6790787
>dog skull is just overlapping a regular dog face
Eh.

>>6790787
This is good, but it looks more like a furry chick wearing a skull mask than a monster with a skull for a face

>>6788927
wheelin n dealin

>>6788927
He's hackin' and whackin' and smackin'.

bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no

>>6792508
>508 - portal into another location
Hopefully to an orgy
>1508 - shape shifting paper robot capable of any physical or mental task
Self explanatory
>2508 - a cottage with a space time redundancy making it inescapable
IDK cut a hole in it or something?

Looks like someone reported the BMC wiki to SCP. One of their admins just hopped onto Discord.

RIP

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>>6792979
what's going on?

>>6792979
oh boy, finally something interesting related to BMC
keep us updated

>>6793015
result unclear

analyzing

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>>6793015
we have to follow a couple new rules

so where not gonna die

>>6793137
please tell us more

>>6793168
we had to get a licence from scp

its no prob

>>6793217
gay
i was hoping he would shut you down or something

BMC Wiki is now under CC-BY-SA 3.0 in order to comply with the SCP license. We were already floating in that direction, so wasn't a big deal.

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>>6793238

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>>6793238

>>6788927
Hm...

>>6792561
>561 - a passive rip in time
looks like it leads to a time that predates humans so I guess I have to become a paleozoophile
>1561 - a crown that makes everybody worship you as their king
As Our first Royal Act We do hereby decree that the fairest maidens in all the land shall appear at the Palace and attend to the Royal Scepter, posthaste!
>2561 - doesn't exist
I guess I just get to continue ruling as King of Getting His Royal Dick Sucked

>>6788710
Nice!

>Three tongues

Perfect.

>>6793491
>tfw mal0 can lick your dick, balls, and asshole all at the same time

>>6788927

Roll!

>>6793491
Reminded me of this: http://pastebin.com/kpTiNB23

>>6793672
I'm pretty sure that's the one that gave me the idea to put multiple tongues in there

>>6793563

>SCP 563, a farm in China that kidnaps and raises dinosaurs from a hidden forest to sell them as food.

Fucking dinosaurs would be dangerous, but according to the description they're collared so maybe they would be tied down?

>SCP 1563, predatory animal that looks exactly like a piece of plastic property marker. Kills by strangulation then drains prey of blood.

Unless I can get it to strangulate my dick as sort of a pseudo hand job I don't think I'd survive this one

>SCP 2563, a park where skeletons from animals are resurrected and try to kill things that have skeletons.

Spooky, but I think I'd get BONED in more ways than one.

>>6793946
>Spooky, but I think I'd get BONED in more ways than one
Man, that pun was humerus.

>>6794009
It tickled the ribs for sure.

>>6794009
>>6794026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

>>6794031
Aw cmon, man, don't be such a bonehead!

>>6793946
>>6794009
>>6794026
>>6794056
it gave me a boner
what?

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>>6794056

>>6794064
That was just a bone-dry pun.

>>6794075
I don't get the big deal, all these jokes are pretty bare bones.

>>6788927
Rolling

>>6794152
Got a book... good, good. Rolling

>>6794283
Got a rock that is magnetically pulled east but it is safe. Still doing good. Last roll

>>6794334
Fox made of molting plasma. Dead. Or if my dick melts off I suppose that's a victory... but not really.

>>6790787
dayum dude
did you do that?
holy fuck

>>6790787
hot shit
nice fuckin draw my dude

>>6794492
saved

>>6790787
moar...
MOAR

>>6794428
>>6794394
Nah, I wish I drew it though.
Have some sauce
https://e621.net/post/show/918067/anthro-armpits-bracelet-breasts-canine-chain-esthe

>>6794766
boys

https://e621.net/post/index/1/esther

we struck a gold mine

>>6794891
kind of

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>>6794106
>>6794064
>>6794056
>>6794026
>>6794009
stop making bone puns

>>6795039
I do what I want, make no bones about it

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>>6786296
Posted this to the discord can't remember if I posted it here too.
Anyway enjoy the thicc.

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>>6795050
boy

>>6795154
Man these skelepuns must be getting under your skin.

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>>6795154
turn that frown upside down

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>>6795202
y u do dis

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>>6795274

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>>6794979

>>6794891
i don't think that's supposed to be mal0..
>still nice tho

>>6794891
She's wearing a mask, still, /fit/ wolf girls are nice.

>>6788927
Rollmaster

>>6788927
Rollerino

>>6796663
sauce?

>>6796754
Cabin in the woods.

>>6796516
>Unironically trying to fuck outerdimensional ash-remains of a family man
Reroll

>>6788927
Rollerino

>>6796993
>a tv show about a psycho clown
Can't fuck it even if he'd be degenerate enough for buttsecks

>a right leg that makes you cut off your own to replace with it the moment you look at it
I could use a blindfold and give myself a footjob

>sunglasses that see 6 hours into the past
I could cum on the lens and 6 hours later I could see myself cumming on it and cum on it again ad infinitum, thus perpetuating the cycle

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>>6796869
>>6788927
>SCP-869 Summer of 48
Just a stroll on the park, neat

>SCP-1869 The Silence of the Forest
>Crazy who records every single tree falling
Might get a chance to meet a naskapi gal

>SCP-2869 "Fuckworms"
>Humanoid tit-worm that primarily preys on humans for breeding
>24 cm tongue
>mfw
Not into the whole parasite fetish stuff, but i guess it wouldnt kill my dick

>>6796635
>the only remotely appealing one is the microchip controlled humans
>can wake them up with no memory, fuck them, shut them off, and do it again
>the only girls are some punk girl with a shaved head, tattoos, and piercings
>the other is black

Eh

http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/21167/the-predator

>>6797463
what a weird song to play over something like this

alright, lets get this thread moving again

>you slam the door to your car closed as you get in
>fuck yeah
>you felt like a million bucks
>the adrenaline took over as you decided to slam the key into your car and speed off back to your apartment
>you narrowly crash a couple times but make it home safe
>driving on the icy roads wasn't the smartest move but you really didn't care at this point
>you just wanted to get home and have another night with the beast at your house
>you pull into your driveway and slightly slide to a stop
>you walk to the door and unlock it
>as soon as you open the door, a black figure snatches you and pulls you into the dark house

>>6788927
Hi matt

>>6797770
>it shuts the door behind you and tackles you to the ground
>you can hardly see, but you know exactly what it is when you hear "MiSssEd yOuu..." eek from the form
>its MalO, and shes still in her hoodie, and licking your face happily
>you hug her back and politely ask her if she can get off you
>the weight is released from you and you cough yourself back to your feet
>you paw for the light-switch and flick it on
>shes slightly freaked out by the sudden change of brightness
>"ScaRy LAdy CaMe aNd yElLed aT mEe"
>you laugh at this and tell her "yeah,my mom can be scary sometimes"
>you pull MalO in for a hug and hold her for a minute
>"ThouGhT ShEe woUlD HuRt mEe"
>you hug her tighter and say "don't worry, if anyone tries to hurt you, they will have to come through me first"
>you thought that you would make them hurt just like jim if anyone insulted you or anyone you love again

>>6788927
cinnamon roll

>>6797957
>Don't ever talk to me or my waifu ever again

>>6797957
>you ask MalO if shes hungry and offer her the burrito
>she tells you that she doesn't eat again, but still takes it
>she unwraps it and eats it whole
>it was kinda hot, but considering it was a burrito, you didn't want your dick to end up like it
>you go over and lock the door up, then sink into the couch
>you take a minute to tell MalO the story about today
>she seems interested but clearly doesn't understand most of it
>she does however ask you "DoEs yOurr HanD HuRtt?"
>oh yeah
>you don't even realize it until now but it does hurt
>it hurts like, alot
>you thought the pain would go away eventually but it hasn't
>if anything, it got even worse, and it started to swell up
>you inspect it slightly and very quickly figure out that you broke your middle finger when you punched jims big dumb jaw
>shit
>who knows how much its gonna cost to get this fixed up
>MalO says "YoU GotTa FiNd HelPp"
>you don't really want to but you know you have to
>you call up your mom and are immediately greeted with shouting
>you apologize to her but you make it your best effort to not say sorry for breaking jims jaw
>you tell her that you broke your finger too and she only responds with more shouting
>one statement comes out above the rest as "I can't pay for jims surgery and also help you with this at the same time
>im gonna send your grandma over to stay with you so she can take care of this, im just too busy right now
>fuck

>>6798113
grandma is gonna be cool as fuck about the dog monster and not care who you fuck

>>6792979
>>6793266
>>6793044
Wait so is the official site asking you to stop? that's hilarious

>>6798113
anon's grandma seems cool. I'm sure she won't mind a demon dog living with anon

>>6798206
Nope. Here's a rundown.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC_Wiki:SCP_Licensing_Compliance

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>discord circlejerk gets BTFO

I told you this would happen

>>6798113
>based grams coming to make a splint and the world's best cocoa
hell yeah nigga

>>6788927
rolling for the vending machine!

>>6798113
>you love your grandma dearly but you dont think you will be able to keep her and MalO separated for the next couple weeks or so
>think
>you need a plan
>that's it
>your grandma seems pretty cool
>you think if you can just tell her that MalO really doesn't like talking to other people, you can just cover her more intimate areas and try to explain everything else
>its not the most foolproof plan, but it will have to do
>you have a sit down with MalO and brief her on the next couple weeks
>she cant do any crazy tongue stuff
>she cant randomly fuck you in front of grandma
>she cant walk around naked
>and most of all, talking should be kept to a minimum
>after the debrief, she doesn't seem too happy but agrees to it
>hopefully nothing will go wrong over the next couple of weeks
>oh boy, if only you knew

>>6798230
Actually, they officially told us we were good, just needed to set the license to CC-BY-SA 3.0. So we did.

Chat log:
http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC_Wiki:SCP_Licensing_Compliance

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>>6798230
oh lame
was hoping for some drama

>>6798348
Trust me, it was pretty dramatic in discord while we were trying to figure out what was going on.

>>6798302
>you take MalO to your room, picking up as many thumb tacks you can see and accidentally step possible
>you flick on the light in your room
>it feels weird to be back in here
>you hadnt been in here in only like a day or two, but it felt like forever
>you sit MalO down on the bed and start digging through your wardrobe for anything that might fit her
>your lucky you didnt throw out any of the clothes that dont fit you anymore, because there was a god chunk of them
>you neatly fold them amd put them on top of the wardrobe
>"okay MalO, time for a quick fashion show"
>she doesn't quite understand you, but takes the pants you hand her and puts them on
>they couldn't be more close to not fitting
>her fur bursted out every hole
>you wanted to try and button them up but you couldnt even find the zipper in the mound of hair
>damn
>you take the pants from her
>you where hoping to not have to give her your sweats but you didnt really have a choice
>most of them still fit you, but she needed something to wear
>luckily, she slipped on the sweats well enough, but they where still slightly reaching their limit around her butt
>it'll just have to do

>>6798511
>you find a pair of converse that slip onto her feet relatively well and she didn't complain when you put them on
>you find some old wrestling shirts and a couple tank tops that would work as well
>she puts on the macho man shirt and again, its still pretty tight around her boobs
>shit
>you thought her hair might hide it but her nipples show very clearly
>dammit, where you gonna have to go find a bra or something for her?
>thinking about it you where also gonna have to go shopping for panties too
>aughh
>you where dead broke so she will have to go without for now
>just as you where looking for a beanie or something for her to wear, you heard your bell ring
>that must be your mom with your grandma in tow
>well, time to see if plan a will be successful
>you leave the small collection of beanies for MalO to shift through, and you head to the front door
>you unlock it and your caught in a avalanche of bags and suitcases

just tell het she's your dog and let mal0 walk naked on all 4's around the house
>mal0 all coiled up on her lap in front of the fire

>>6798716
>Grams petting mal0 and her back leg starts kicking.

>>6798742
>wouldn't that be nice

>>6798659
>"your grandma is gonna stay here for a month, so no partying, no drugs, no strange friends, and especially, no drinking"
>you remind your mom your finger is broken but she doeskin hear you while moving all of the stuff and continues to tell your grandma her responsibilities too
>she nods and heads inside
>your mom tells you she has to go to the clinic to see jim while they wire his jaw shut, and on the way out tells your grandma to make sure you dont get in trouble
>after the door shuts, your grandma lets out a "Like hell im not drinkin" and then turns to you and asks to see your hand
>this should be a very interesting month

>son, that's the weirder breed i've ever seen
>is it supposed to have no fur on it's Head?
>well at least it's docile
>oh, it's a girl!
>who's the pretty girl? do you want a cookie?
>oh you're such a nice girl, yes you are!
>petting and scratching sounds

>>6798798
>you show her your hand and she gives it a mindful tsk
>"oh honey, we need to get you to the hospital right away!"
>you nod and tell her you will get ready
>you turn around and standing in the hallway is the ridiculously curvy creature in all her glory
>shes wearing one of the beanies you gave her and she looks damn cute and sexy in the clothes
>the sweats fit on hr like tights, showing each curve individually
>fuck
>you grandma lets out a "OH! is this your girlfriend? shes very pretty. and that mask is also very lovely!"
>well, so far so good
>"MalO seems slightly bashful and says "ThAnk YoUu.."
>you tell your grandma MalOs name and she goes over and hugs her
>she says "oh, my grandson is such a sweet boy, im glad a lady of your caliber has decided to stay with him. hes gonna need all the love he can get soon!"
>yes, its going very well
>your not sure if she just cant see very well or she is just really open to strange things
>either way, you have a feeling that the month is going to go relatively well

and thats all for today folks

tune in for part two possibly tomorrow
keep the thread alive and well

>>6798903
>sweetie, why does your dog have boobs?

>>6798940
http://pastebin.com/7vK4JG0a

heres the pastebin update

>>6788927
Dr Il

>>6798981
It's just swollen grandma, she's in heat it dunno i'm no vet
>could sweat ensues

>>6799030
A super intelligent human

Shit.

And a DVD?

>>6788927
roll!

BMC-0469 is posted.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC-0469

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>>6799462
Almost feel sorry for the janitor
Almost

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>>6799012
>reading the middle chunk of it because I missed it
>get to when anon decks Jim in his stupid cunt jaw
>grandma butts in
>"AND THE WINNER ANON, BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT!"

Keep up the great work you beautiful bastard

>>6795136
got anymore?

>>6788927
Pls no goo monster

>>6786296
https://youtu.be/ph_sR51KBi8?list=PLVFlL8OA4G00dTSa_1QYTHWgvJiaZKMNW

>>6788134
for purposes of porn

>>6800634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hau0_ITbvAQ&t=7s

>>6788927
Let's go

>>6788927
send me to satains room

>>6800614
>614: A website

>1614: An .avi of an apartment

>2614: A DvD copy of the of the fifth season of the sopranos

Well atleast i won

>>6788927
i like dogs

>>6788927
mother please close the shutters

>>6788927
Tell me my fortune.

>>6800847
>847
>A mannequin
Okay?

>1847
>A man
Not okay.

>2847
>"This page doesn't exist yet!"
Best option so far.

>>6800680
wtf

thats some spooky shit

why dont we send 682 on a space ship to it and make it like its a bomb? the thing will evaporate the bomb with 682 on the inside

>>6788927
i hope i can fuck something that isnt god dahm paper for once

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>>6801048
oh my fucking god
> SCP-2917, during its launching.
I have to fuck an aircraft carrier?
How the fuck does that work?

>>6801099
if theres a will, theres a way

>>6788927
Beam me up scotty

>>6788927
Let's go

>>6788927
I want to believe

>>6788927
Rollin

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>>6788927
Well why the fuck not?

>>6801647
>647
It's a vore box I'd just die instantly
>1647
It's a mental condition for high school teachers I'm not worried
>2647
>[ACCESS DENIED]
Well fuck me sideways it's gotta be bad if I can't even find anything on it

>>6788927
Just fuck my shit up

>>6788927
:)

You guys mind me posting a bit of something I`ve written? Mind you, it starts slow.

>>6801866
Nah dude go for it

>>6801866
go ahead, writefags have been the main driving force behind these threads

>You had recieved a smartphone for Christmas this year.
>It wasn't one of the better ones, but it functioned well enough.
>You downloaded various apps from the store, and even though you frowned upon mobile gaming, you got a few games too.
>After a while, you got into Augmented Reality games, like Ingress and Pokemon Go.
>They were decent enough, good for passing the time.
>After a few months, you got bored. You searched through the Google Play store. >There was an odd-looking application in the recommended feed that piqued your interest.
>The icon was just an outline of what appeared to be a canine skull.
>What was most odd about this was the lack of any reviews, or even downloads.
>It looked to be an AR horror game, by the name of MalO.1.0.0
>'Must be someone`s pet project,' you thought to yourself.
>You decided to give it a shot.
>It took a while to download; it paused occasionally, resuming several minutes later.
>It was a bit rediculous for a 150 Megabyte game.
>The internet must have been having issues.
>After a half hour, it was finished.
>The shortcut appeared on your home screen. You impatiently clicked it.
>The fruits of what little labor you invested in this venture were about to be shown.
>An odd screen appeared for a few seconds, various patterns popping up and dissapearing rapidly.
>Then the app closed.
>'Well, that was a waste of time,' you said to yourself, slightly irritated.
>You decided to just go play some video games for the rest of the night.
>In the midst of a lengthy cutscene, your phone chimed.
>You picked it up, checking who had messaged you.
>Oddly enough, there was no number, just a picture of the local grocery store you go to every few weeks or so.
>'Huh. This must be the app doing this.'
>It was functioning, it just worked much differently than you expected.

>The so-called horror aspect just involved sending pictures to you of places your phone has detected you going to often.
>A neat idea, but that was it.
>You never figured out how to delete the app, considering any trace of the icon had dissapeared once you`d started it.
>Whatever, the pictures didn`t bother you.
>Until they started with the demonic skull wolf thing.
>It was an odd creature. It had digitigrade feet, like a canine. It was slender, but not emaciated, and covered with thick black fur.
>Its weirdest feature was its face. Instead of the expected facial features, it had a skull. No eyes either, just blank white eye sockets.
>It was disquieting to say the least.
>This particular bit of gameplay began a few weeks later.
>It must have been some advanced automatic photoshopping or something. >One particular example was a picture of the gas station you always go to.
>This creature stood around the side of the building. It didn`t appear hostile, but it was still unsettling.
>The scary part was the fact that the pictures were getting more accurate and recent.

>The final straw was a text you recieved at work.
>While stocking shelves at the grocer you were now employed by, you heard the custom ringtone you`d set to the identity of the sender.
>It sounded like a high pitched dinging.
>Once you were done loading the pasta onto the shelf, it was break time for you.
>You took a seat in the employee breakroom and opened the text.
>'Holy shit,' you said quietly. It was a picture of you stocking the shelves not ten minutes ago.
>And 'it' was there as well.
>Standing about 10 feet behind you.
> It was in an unthreatening pose, arms down by its sides, head cocked slightly. >The gesture seemed to convey... curiosity.
>It still made your heartbeat quicken and your body start slightly slipping into fight-or-flight.
>You calmed down though, reminding yourself that it was a game and it was supposed to scare you.

That`s it for now.

>>6802041
Exciting stuff

I`ll likely continue writing tomorrow night. Tell me if I made any errors or anything.

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Tried my hand at the jacket idea
Thought it turned out okay, should have done the skull better
Ill try something else

>>6802262
fuckin phone
uploadin sideways n shit

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>>6802262
>>6802277
Remember, the phone should be tilted where the home button is on the right side if you intend to upload a photo taken with it

>>6788927
Go

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Tfw your shitty drawing pen breaks and you have to use a ballpoint

>>6788927
try

>>6802437
It's good anon! Nice job!

>>6802262
Thank you anon

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>>6802437
Looks great for a ballpoint Good job

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Fiver for the person that can find the thing i stole this idea from

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>>6794979
Why isnt this scp 682

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>>6802667
i'm incredibly wrong

>>6802699
Because 682 is a man, baby

>>6802726
close, but not quite there

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Last shit sketch, now imma sleep

>>6802797
That's adorable.

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>>6802797
that shit eating grin

>>6802797
>Bald noseless cyclops

Freaky

>>6802817
suppose to be >anon

didnt even realize it looks like a cyclops till now :/

>>6802824
His torso is literally a brick also

>>6802853
nigga build like a brick shithouse

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This thread is about as close to perfect as it comes.

We have MalOanon coming back, MalOanon-2 with his cute and lewd story, a new write friend, a bunch of draw friends giving OC, it's just great. Couldn't have asked for a better group of people.

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>>6802862
I have returned

>>6802797

Looks like we got a perfect header for the next thread.

>>6788124
>>6788710

But then again it has a lot of competition...

>>6788124
Oh hey I drew that lmao

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>>6802862
tfw im both MalOnon-2 and the person posting the semi-shit drawings

>>6802878
plz crop the shit arm out for my sake if you are gonna use it as the next thread image

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>>6802883
Can already feel the "pics or gtfo" on the rise
Gonna make my move before hand

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>>6795136
Only thing I drew of malO, sorry anon.

>>6786296
>oh hey an SCP thread, are they talking about projects in development or something
>nope just lust for monsters

I mean, /aco/ would totally accept you guys

>>6802933
thread has been mostly for greens :/

we have a couple draw fags but nothing to get on aco

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I was working on this OC but I can take the time tof deliver some shweet art

>>6802946
pour em in
lets shovel more coal into the hype train

>>6802933

We have discord as well, plus this whole series of threads began from a SCP joke thread.

If you want you could go into /lit/ or /X/ and start an SCP thread.

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>>6802862

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>>6802954
When I wake up I gotchu

>>6802930
you drew this? I'm pretty sure I saw this on pixiv like a month ago already

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>>6803086
Ima just post the finished version on the threads I posted the wips for the fucks

>>6788927
here we go

>>6788927
leggo

>>6788927
Roll

>>6803289

My eggo? Would MalO enjoy eggos?

>>6788927
rolling

>>6788927
Rollin Rollin Rollin

>>6788927
roll

>>6788927
let's roll boys

>>6788927
rollins

Mah-Loh?
Mal-Oh?
Mal-Zero?

>>6804392
>mal-zero
Mal0 using her red armor and slashing Mavericks with her trusty green saber

>>6804392
Whatever you like.

Though "Mal-Oh" sound better than the other two.

>>6804428
>not liking the Idea of a maverick hunter waifu
WEW

>>6788927
fuck it, what's the worst that could happen lol

>>6804904
Well I think my dick would survive, especially if I started with 2904, but its not like I'd really remember it anyway.

This is the guy from last night`s writing. I`m going to attempt to write this morning. Should I wait to post until the new thread?

>>6803172
No, I drew this one
>>6795136

>>6805115
No, we need you, post at anytime if you're feeling okay about it but for the love of MalO try not to make us wait

>>6805561
My plan is to do a bunch of writing at once and post it all. I won`t make you guys wait too much.
Sorry for the delay in response as well, just ate breakfast and all.

Alright, write guy the third with more stuff.

>You returned to work a little shaken, but you didn`t recieve anymore texts that night.
>Until you went home.
>You finally got back to your dinky little apartment.
>It wasn`t that bad actually, a little small but well furnished an comfortable.
>You were trying to relax by watching netflix.
>You ended up watching an odd combo of Top Gear, Archer, and some knockoff bootleg movie.
>Midway through the movie, you heard a ding from your phone.
>You hesitated for a moment, but opened the message.
[ Hello Anon.]
>Golly gee fucking whiz it could text now.
> Accompanying this was a picture of the monster BEHIND YOUR FUCKING CHAIR.
>it was taken from a point that would include your face, which meant...
>Well, you`ve been paying attention to everthing in front of you.
>For someone to get a picture of you like that, they either needed some extreme stealth shit, like invisibility gear, or...
>The monster was real.
>You believed the latter to be true, which came with a slew of issues, including the fact that it knew your name and address.
>Another ding.
>You paused bootleg Ninjas vs Aliens to check your phone.
>It was leaning down beside your head, almost touching you.
[ Please don`t be afraid. ]

>>6805774
I like where this is going

Keep it up anon. Godspeed!

>>6805774
Doing all of this from mobile, by the way. Also, I don`t plan on taking this in a lewd direction soon.

>That was going to be a difficult command to follow.
>You were pretty afraid at this point.
>Though, if it was going to hurt you, it would`ve already
>You tried to rationalize this as part of the game, but that didn`t hold up.
>You decided to ignore it for a while.
>After a bit, you calmed down again, resuming the shitty movie.
>After 30 minutes, you took a piss break.
>You looked in the mirror at yourself.
"What have I gotten myself into."
>You went back to sit in your chair, grabbing a bottled water on the way.
>Ding
>This time around, you smelled something faintly, like a combination of sulphur and wet dog.
>Unpleasant, but not awful.
>The message was one of the creature sitting on your bed.
>It was watching the movie over your shoulder.
[ What an odd form of entertainment. You don`t appear happy though. Are you bored? ]
>You never thought to text back until now.
'Yeah, I`m pretty bored.'
[ What about those games of yours? ]
You replied, "Everyone`s offline. Playing video games alone gets boring fast."
>Just after you send this, you hear another ding
[ Plug in one of those 'controllers', I would like to try something. ]
>Humoring it, you plug an old Xbox 360 controller into your computer.

>>6802930
source?

>>6805916

>not going lewd anytime soon
>MalO playing vidya with anon

Oh sir please take your time.

>>6802797
Hnnng

>>6805916
>It starts recieving input.
>You recieve a picture of it with your Steam library pulled up.
>It`s pointing at Enter the Gungeon.
[Let`s try that one.]
>You reply.
"That one is kind of hard, are you sure?'
[I`ll learn.]
>Somehow, the controller is sending input to the computer.
>You pick the Marine, then you see the Cultist wandering about the map.
>You doubted the supernatural, now you were playing video games with some sort of digital spirit.
>You laughed a bit at this turn of events.
>You could never get past the first level of the game.
>Surprisingly enough, you got to the third chamber incredibly well equipped.
"So, what is your name anyways?" You messaged.
[ MalO. It may be odd, but that is the only name I can recall. ]
> The application you had downloaded shared the same name.
>It made sense.

>>6806294
"Well MalO, are you ready to go fight the boss?"
[Yes. I think I am well prepared. ]
>No shit, she had the Dark Marker, as well as a few health ups.
>The both of you walked in the boss room, greeted by the Cannonbalrog.
>You both fought valiantly, but lost.
[ Let`s go again, that was fun. ]
> She was standing near the controller, and even though the skull-like face hadn`t changed at all, you could still notice an overall feeling of happiness from the picture
>You and MalO continued gaming for a while.
>Eventually you rigged the phone with a text-to-speech program.
>Any time you recieved a text from MalO, it spoke in a clear, albeit somewhat robotic, and feminine voice.
>You played and talked until you saw the time.
>It was midnight, you should`ve been in bed already.
"Hey MalO, I`m going to sleep for the night. I`ll talk to you tomorrow.
[ Okay. Thanks for keeping me company. ]
>It was standing in the doorway.
>You pulled your blankets up and dozed off.

That`s going to be it for a while. I`m going to take a break for a bit. I hope you guys liked it.

>>6806330
Thanks for the story anon. Keep it coming one you're ready

Mal0non guys.

Yesterday i was slammed at the docs. More green tonight.

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>>6803238
Alright im awake. Time to draw MalO

>>6806330
Just wondering, did she revealed herself or was he still receiving pictures of her?

>>6806414
Anon`s still recieving pictures on the phone.

Thanks for reading my stuff anyways, it`s been fun writing it. I`ll likely keep going tonight.

>>6788927
rollan

>>6806581
cant really fuck a muzzle so ez i guess

>>6788927
this thing wasnt really thought out that well when i think like over half of the SCP are inanimate objects

>>6788927
Hopefully they're sweet and gay

>>6806624
An ipod, a website, and a virus

What the shit, reroll

>>6792256
:^)

>>6806373
Noice.

>>6806381
Glorious.

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>>6806381
Hngg

>>6806330
I like how this green fleshed out the app's purpose as an interactable entity.

>>6804392

>MalO in a too tight zero suit

>>6806381
qt

>>6802927
>When someone has both better drawing and writing than you do.

Keep going though, you're great!

>>6788927
ROLL

>>6808362
drawfag draw this

>>6806381
>You will never get two heaping handfuls of marshMal0s
VR needs to get better.

Mal0 hEre, yOu GuYs arE FuckInG WEird, kyS fAggOts I wiLl NeVer LoVe yOu

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>>6811098
take it back

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>>6811098
>no selfie included

you're not her

>>6811169
LiKe anYoNe wOulD EveR seNd a lOsER LiKE yOu AnYthINg otHer ThAn A sImPLe "fUck yoU"
IF i PoSt a piCtUre yoU fReaKs wOUld jUst JacK oFF tO it.

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Never been here before. What goes on in these threads?

>>6811260
mainly lusting over SCP 1471, also known as Mal0. That's the one with the skull face you've probably seen pictures of. There's also two active greentext stories about anon and Mal0 going on.

>>6811279
I see, thanks for the short and concise answer, anon. I'll be lurking I suppose.

>>6795320
stop

>>6811251
>Tfw denial and belittlement are your fetishes
More

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>>6811301

>>6811251
Little do you know, [>spoiler]humiliation is my fetish[>/spoiler]!
>>6811322
My nigga. Unfortunately I forgot there's a million instances of "you've activated my trap card" images.

>>6811322
>>6811369
...gOd DaMn iT fUckInG FurRieS

(I'm back guys, lets see if 106 is gonna assrape Anon or not)

>Just like that you're out of the throne room.
>More fucking rotten hallways lie in all directions.
>It's like one of those mirror mazes, only in those you aren't about to die.
>You're shaking, and still holding your pistol tightly.
>Fuck, your body feels like it's starting to burn all over.
>This must be what hell felt like. Lonely, dark, terrifying...
>You'd venture to say this WAS hell. At least for you.
>You keep moving, despite your body becoming permeated with a sensation you can only label as decay.
>This little world that monster has pulled you into seems to have no end.
>But you keep going, using the wall for support, holding you weapon slightly in front of you at each turn.
>It won't do anything but at least it gives you a little confidence to keep going.
>Besides, this place has to end somewhere.
>Right...?

"F-fuck..."
>You pass by more of that mucus, though now you can tell it's composition has changed.
>You can smell the damned stuff now. It reeks of rotting meat and bile.
>You'd vomit if you had anything in your stomach, or the energy too.
>Avoiding the stuff like the plague you sidestep around it, and press on.

>How long you wander, you aren't sure.
>You don't see the thing again, but you can feel it watching you from somewhere.
>Eventually a small red light catches your eye down one of the halls.
>A red light above a steel door with an ever familiar logo.
>Was...was that the way out?
>The thought gives you a boost of energy and you approach the door, holstering your sidearm.
>You search the walls, finding the button to open it, and press it.
>The door doesn't open, but cracks open for just a second before closing again.
>That portion allowed you to see nothing but white beyond it.
>Whatever was past it had to be better than this place.

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>>6811098
You know, you'd think MalO would know how to spell it's own fucking name the right way...

>>6811903
>You press the button two more times.
>But the thing refuses to budge.

"GodDAMNIT!"
>You shout angrily, slamming your fist against the steel door.
>You just couldn't win, could you?

>Echoing footsteps coupled with a low, booming chuckle coming from behind you serve as your answer.
>There it is, that rotting old man.
>You draw your gun, back pressed against the door, hand slamming on the button repeatedly.
>But closer and closer it gets, and you raise your weapon.
>When its within fifteen feet, you start popping off shots while slamming at the button as fast as you can.
>The most your attempts give you is the thing slowing for a fraction of a second with each muzzle flash.
>But then suddenly, the door hisses open.
>The white light floods the room, almost in a pure beam, right onto the thing.
>It lets out a angered growl and shrinks back, shielding it's face with it's arm.
>You stumble back into the light, and the entity fades from your vision until you're surrounded by white, and a sense of calm floods over your body.
>Next thing you know, you feel furred hands cupping your cheeks, a familiar sandpaper texture brushing against your face.
>Something warm drips onto your skin, and you hear her voice through the haze of your mind while the whiteness fades out and the real world comes back into focus.

>"P-pLEaSe..."

>>6788927

time for a new thread. remember to copy the greens into your pastebins!

>>6788927

rolling

>>6812898
adventure onwards