ERP Thread "2hus are kinda hot" Edition Previous

>>6773727
>Animated
That's a great OP. Touhous are the best.

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>>6773726
Fine, but I shall name the challenge, and location!

It will be rough sex, followed by post-sex cuddling!

The location will be your room.

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>>6773697
((She's from an ecchi anime and if I remember right she's pretty dull and easy going.))

>>6773741
((No thanks, I'd rather kick you in the ankles then sit on your face.))

>>6773748
I like that idea more, actually.

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>>6773733
Replied to myself by accident >>6773748

>>6773748

Now I'm horny ....

>>6773748
>that pic
diamonds. girls with flat / expressions looks sucking dick are stellar

You get a lucky Christmas wish granted and are given the power to permanently bring back three long-gone avas to this place and only three. Who would you pick?

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>>6773764
Noo anon, like this one, this is what I want... I dont know how is called but I really like it!

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>>6773793

So you want french toast. Here. Satisfied?

>>6773633
>>6773637
>>6773687
Should point out that Liru's played by Aya and that they've played her with at least some regularity. But at the same time, they've said before that they're cool with anyone also playing their avas.

>>6773801
I haven't seen them at all, save for once or twice, anon. Either way, if they've got no problem with it, then it shouldn't really matter. The more the better, especially when the user is around much more frequently.

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>>6773807
((I'm really not around often, I tend to just dip in when I have spare time and not do much.))
>>6773777
>>6773770
((There is virtually no lewd art of Makiko Gregory sadly))

>>6773807
Just letting it out there, and they've been active in the threads a day or 2 ago. Maybe try asking them for some Liru the next time they come?

>>6773818
I want to be that teddybear!
(Even so, you're around enough for me to call you cute on a regular basis.)

>>6773818
(I'll cry alone. But with lot of dignity)

>>6773818
That sucks, no pun intended.

>>6773783
Me, myself, and I.

>>6773783
Miku, Ainz, Nia

>>6773783
Rikka

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>>6773797
YESSsss! french toast is the best, anon! but wheres the milk? I neeeeed miiiilk with my breakfast!

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>>6773897

Here it come, one milk glasses for you cute lady.

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>>6773908
Thank you anon!
>Grabs the glass of milk and takes a long sip and bites the toast

>>6773916

You are welcome. Make me know if you need anything else.

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>>6773906

>>6773935
Wait...
It's not titty milky...but dicky milky?

>>6773938
Sounds delicious.

>>6773916
BAITO ZE DUSTO

>>6773935
>>6773938

Either that or she has both tits and udders.

>>6773946
Try thinking like a porn artist would think. And not a furry porn artist.
And look at the arm motion.
It's pretty fucking clear.

>>6773950

I know, I just trying to save some from using brain bleach. I'm an altruist.

Does /erp/ listen to podcasts? I've been getting pretty bored at night, lately, and I've been looking for some to listen to. Preferably weeb-ish ones, or interesting in general, I guess.

>>6773959
>>I know, I just trying to save some from using brain bleach. I'm an altruist.
What did he mean by this?

>>6773941
Having a futa cowgirl WOULD be nice.

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>>6773942
W-whaaaat?

>>6773921
Thank you for the sweet meal anon!

>>6773935
No, not like that!

>>6773935
So, is drinking from the tap an option?

>>6774007

>pat her on the head

>>6773783
anybody that'd play Shuten Douji

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>>6774074
((I would but I'm not sure I should pick up another femdom kind of character.))

>>6774140
She's a more welcoming femdom. Also welcome back

>>6774140
Do it

>>6774140
We need more femdom, and you're great at it.

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>>6774170
((But I want variance in what I do, I can't just be 50 shades of dominatrix. And don't compliment me.))

>>6774148
>>6774149
((At least far more slutty than Flan or Jacqli I guess))

>>6774200
I still need to play with Jacqli, you could pick up a switch character that can go either way?

>>6774200
Flan fendom was cute.

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>>6774200
You're adorable.

>>6774200
Like the other Anon said, you do some good femdom. And slutty femdom is top tier.

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>>6774233
>>6774218
>>6774258
STOPPIT

>>6774212
((I guess that could work with Shuten Douji, I just saw that one thing by Asanagi.))

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Who wants to do some FUCK?

>>6774292
Only if you promise to sit on my face later.

>>6774292
But it was really cute! Flan trying to act like Remi with teddies was adorable.

>>6774303
...

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>>6774292
I'm sure you could pick her up naturally. You are one of the best new additions after all

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>>6774303
((Thanks for the reminder to gift this abortion to someone on steam.))

>>6774307
((Maybe. I've never really been into face sitting.))

>>6774309
((Yeah, but I didn't really get the guy off which I guess means I did bad?))

>>6774321
((I said stop complimenting me you jerks.))

>>6774343
Nope. I didn't mind not getting of with that RP with Flan. It was fun just getting teased.

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>>6774343
I'll stop complimenting when you stop doing things so compliment worthy. Also I have a good amount of Shuten if you want a good start to a folder, it was just wank bait until now.

>>6774343
Can't stop with the truth.
Hope to see that Shuten Douji ass on my lap one of these days.

>>6774471
I really want to see a Robin here.

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>>6774472
Robin isn't for sex

>>6774478
But if she isn't for sex, then how are we supposed to make Morgan?

>>6774478
Is Robin for bully?

I want to sniff more cute girl butts!

(sorry about falling asleep the other night, Furry Porn)

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>>6774360
((Sure, I guess I'll give it a shot.))

>>6774358
((Ah, well sorry for suddenly stopping after the crying bit, something came up and I didn't really know where to go from there anyway.))

This thread is shit

>>6774478
>Robin isn't for sex
Then fuuuck off.

>>6774493
Don't worry about it. Maybe one day I'll teach Flan how Remi truly treats her visitors.

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>>6774495
I dunno anon, looks pretty clean to me.
Are you sure it's not your shit-coated glasses, anon?

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>>6774493
http://imgur.com/a/rVzlu
It's just the base of a folder and some are probably to lewd to use and get away with but enjoy.

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H-hello there anons! I.. I was looking for a guy who had a job for me, I dont know If he keeps going around this place after these past weeks

>>6774511
Oh I'm not him but I'm sure I could figure out something if your in need of cash

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>>6774482
Morgan was found in the future
>>6774485
No, Robin is sensitive
>>6774497
Okay

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>>6774478
T h i g h s
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>>6774521
That's true, but they were only there because they had an amazing father/mother.

>>6774524
Wrong Avatar, Corrin is for thighs

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>>6774513
I-I'm sure he's around here somewhere, If I wait long enough he will show up!...

E-ehmmm yeah I-I'm in need of cash.. I will do anything that doesnt have to do with operating heavy machinery

>>6774548
My dick's pretty heavy, but it's not a machine.

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>>6774548
Hey kid, wanna pro wrestle?

Great, HG's here. Get ready for shitposting in 5
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>>6774548
I'll give you 3 bucks if you help comb my hair.

>>6774548
Why not come with me and tell me what you've done so far?
>He offers his hand to the hero in training

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>>6774562
Wow, rude, can't a guy just come to visit and, you know, watch?

Wait no, lemme try that again cause that just sounds creepy in here. Can't a guy come say hi to his neighbors every once in a while?

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Shit, I just killed the neighbors didn't I?

Uh, guess I'll bunk over here for now. Where do you guys keep your tv? And video games, or uh, DVD's you hide under the bed? And where's the hand soap, I think I'll need it before I start touchin anything round here.

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>>6774557
N-not that kind of thing anon! d-dont be a pervert!

>>6774559
Pro wrestle? what is that? with robots?

>>6774565
>I grab an hair comb and I stand in front of the alien thingy. I gently brush up and down in a line motion

3 bucks?!

>>6774571
W-well.. okay..
>She grabs his hand and sits on a side of him
I have been doing some strange things like.. heavy machinery, cashier, taco thingy and I worked on mcdonalds too.. also some weird stuff.. my jobs were pretty shitty

>>6774507
Kill yourself faggot

>>6774617
What kind of weird stuff?
>He slowly guides her around, using conversation to distract her as he guides her towards his hotel room.

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>>6774617
Robots? What? No kid, pro wrestling with real human people in front of other people. Pays big bucks if you got what it takes, you think you got what it takes?

And by the way, you know where the hand sanitizer is? I feel dirty just standing round here.

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>>6774602
I'm sure they're just taking their time, Ambrose. Let's not jump to conclusions.
The TV's all just porn, japanese cartoons, japanese cartoon porn, and japanese cartoon comic slideshows.
Really brings in some needed JOI to the air, if you ask me.
>Several trees outside are set on fire.
If you can get enough cum out of the consoles, we have an Xbone or whatchmacallit somewhere, and probably a playstation too, if someone didn't lose it in their ass by now. Don't touch the cables and wear a hazmat suit before you sit on the couch.
If you find a functional DVD, let me know. It belongs in a museum at this point.
Don't use the hand soap. It is not soap. Trust me.
>>6774617
>Her hair is easily moulded into a triangle, her signature hair-do.
>You weren't even trying to make a triangle, but there it is.
>A triangle hairdo.
Yeah, you're just brushing my hair.
Not really anything worth more than three bucks, and that's real generous, you know.
>Peridot hands you a 3-dollar bill. How generous.
>>6774618
With this fresh cut? No way, anon. I'm not even in my black gown.

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>>6774509
((Thanks, didn't save the overtly sexual loli looking ones, don't want to get banned.
Shuten Douji is way too sexy.))

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>>6774642
...Uh.

What's a JOI? Why's there cum in the Xbone? Who the fuck does that? What's an Xbone in the first place? That like one of those new kids toys? Where the hell do I find a hazmat? I already sat on the couch, how many hours do I have left to live? And don't you tell me the DVD belongs on a museum, I thought that shit was brand new or something? Back in my day we watched our porn on fucking VHS tapes. Next you don't tell me you guys don't keep all the goods on tape anymore. CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
...
>He turns on the TV and switches the channel to backdoor sluts 7

>>6774646
Jacqi is super sexy to, but Shuten is the kind that likes the idea that people are masterbaiting to her

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>>6774629
>As she walks following him she looks around her and jus senseless talks about her past jobs
I was working on a street selling tacos to fat people, I dont know how to feel about that because the tacos were not hygienic at all and for some reason the people around were standing in front of the shop to buy more tacos, greasy tacos, I think that was one of the weirdest ones I had

>>6774632
I-I dont think I have the strength to fight against a real human in front of other people but the big bucks really seem attractive

Eh... no.. I dont.. I just got here too

>>6774642
>She watch at her hair moulded into a traingle for some reason as she brushes
T-this is strange....
>She happily grabs the 3 bucks and slide them into her pocket
Thank you for the money! easy!

>>6774673
>Before she knows it she's alone in a hotel room with the well dressed man. He places his wallet on the bed stand and helps her sit down beside him while she's distracted.
Oh I thought you'd have stories about someone paying you to sniff your panties or compensated dating or something

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>>6774662
Jerk off Instructions, don't ask, don't know, it's a console, it's a hazmat -suit- and go to a factory or something, start writing your will, joke was that if you find a functional DVD in that pile it'd be a rare relic, we don't keep the goods on VHS, because the microchip exists.
>The TV doesn't work. Instead, a few sparks shoot out, and the whole starts burning.
>>6774673
Not as strange as you thinking a three-dollar bill is real but, uh, sure whatever kid.
Uh... I mean, sure, any time. I'll give you 10 bucks to wash my car too.

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>>6774673
Not right now you don't kid. But let me tell ya, I've seen giants fall against the smallest of men. I've seen the weakest fighters show the strongest heart. I've seen full grown men get tazed up the bum and lose to 10 month old kids.
>He pulls a microphone out of his pocket and starts yelling in her face
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES KID, I'LL TAKE YOUR WEAK ASS BONES AND TURN YOU INTO A REAL FIGHTER, YOU WITH ME?

>>6774694
>He kicks the burning tv
>His shoe sets on fire, he takes it off and throws it at a random anon
Man, and I thought my place was a shithole, but you got your work cut out for ya. You guys ever tried, i dunno, working instead of getting your dicks wet all day? Or is that where all the money goes?

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>He straggles over to the thread, pulling up a chair and slamming onto a nearby table
Mmmn... Mornin'.
What'sshappening?

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Hello ERP, got a bit of free time. How are you doing?

>>6774728
Shitty.

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>>6774709
I think you didn't get the memo.
Uh... short version is, you're in an alternate reality where sperm is sterile or the women are, unless having functional sperm gets your dick hard. Economy's cum and cum's magical, drink it once and you'll never taste anything better.
Er, what else, what else... Uh, Everyone's fun unless you like them, anon is for bully, we have memes and regular shitposters here...
I guess that's about it. Other than that, just don't be an ass and you're good to go... >>6774724
And, it appears I have to go now, so you're on your own for now, Ambrose.

>>6774728
I'm doing pretty good, how is your saturday?

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>>6774734
>He cocks an eyebrow over, waving lazily as he tries to pat and rub at her shoulder
Nhh... morning to you too, Peri

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>>6774685
Stories about someone paying to sniff my panties?! NO way, that sounds even more weird anon, that never happened to me!
>She waves her hand in the air, kinda surprised at just thinking about it
A-and I would n-never do that for sure!

>>6774694
Whaaaat? three dollar bills are real for sure! I know it for a fact because I have it right her eon my pocket!

>>6774709
>She closes her eyes for a brief moment and takes two steps back
T-that means you will stop yelling at me with a microphone and almost spitting on my ff-face?

>>6774737

Could be better anon.

>>6774743
What about being paid to undress and let someone touch you?
>Is she bashful? He could have a lot of fun with that.

>>6774743

I could pay you for a simple desk job, if you are interested young lady.

>>6774746
Would doing cute penny things help?

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>>6774734
Okay, no, what? None of that just made sense. HEY DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING ME WITH THAT CRA-

Dammit.

>>6774743
Nope, but it means I'll teach you to yell back, and louder too.
>He tosses the microphone into her hands
Promo class 101, no stuttering, say it like you mean it. NOW HIT ME WITH YOUR HARDEST WORDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PUNCH ME IN THE EARS.

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>>6774740
Hmph.
Good morning... you.
>Peridot takes a step away from him, denying him shoulder-pets.
>>6774743
yeah okay kid, they're real. Take 'em to the bank and everything.
You gonna wash my car or what? Well, I have two cars...
I'll give you 15 for the big one, and 10 for the small one. Both need washing.

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>>6774758

It could be a good start Anon.
Thank for your friendly offer. Do you have any plan?

>>6774768
I believe I missed finding her all christmas wrapped, and that would be cute wouldn't it?

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>>6774771
Oh gosh ... BOYFRIEND RED is that you? Of course, I've waiting for you to find me and complete the proper unwrapping of the package.

>>6774732
Same

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>>6774766
>He lets his hand freefall with nothing to grab, smacking onto the chair with her denial
Hmmhmmhm... how sweet.
>He rubs at his eyes a bit before slumping back down into the desk, fading in and out of consciousness as he smiles a bit
..Sswhy Iloveya...

>>6774781
You blended in to well!
>He searches around and follows the sound of her voice. Exactly how much of herself did she wrap up?

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>>6774754
P-paid to undress and let someone touch me? N-no no no no no t-thats a no no
>She snaps out for a moment and looks around her more closely and just thinking about the anon just said she starts trembling
W-where are we?..

>>6774755
A simple deesk job? t-that sounds e-easy! I-I'm interested anon!

>>6774764
>She grabs the microphone and tries to keep her hand steady as she trembles a lot
W-what my about to s-say I mean it!...
W-wassh Your hands before you E-eAatt!
>She drops the microphone and looks up at him
That was alright!

>>6774766
>She rushes for a bucket and a sponge and stands in front of her
Yes! 25 bucks for washign cars, this sounds good, where should I start?

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Zzz...

>>6774802
In private, the kind of place you can make a lot of money and not have to tell anyone how you got it.
>He motions to his wallet laying on the bed side table, high denomination bills peeking out to tempt her. He places a hand on her leg to help her realize what kind of situation she walked into

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>>6774816

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>>6774802
>He picks up the microphone and puts it back in her hands
YOU CALL THAT AN INSULT? I DON'T EVEN WASH MY HANDS AFTER I EAT. COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT GIRLIE.
You gotta dig deeeeep in there kid, pick the words that's reaaallly gonna hurt their pride, their feelings.

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>>6774801
Of course, I do Red, blending is part of combat, and I AM COMBAT READY!
>You can hear her voice loud and clear, following it you can easily find the place where she is. Naked save from some red wrapping that barely cover her naughty bits.

>>6774816
>Attempts to sneak up on the sleeping ninja

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>>6774791
>Peridot pulls out a glass full of ice-cold water from her thick, mysterious hair, and dumps it over your head.
I'd sell your soul to Lapis for one corn chip.
>She stuffs the now-empty glass inside her hair again. For a moment, one can catch a glimpse of her hair's insides, but should they gaze upon her secrets, they would be blinded forever.
>Luckily, no one saw.
Now, you're either sleepy, or still drunk as hell. Either way, you should sober up before you do something -dumber- than your average.
>>6774802
Why don't you start with the bigger one first?
>Peridot points at her spaceship; a giant, decapitated hand, comically parked among many other normal cars.
Let me me know when you're done.
>It's a pretty big ship.

>>6774816
>Pats the sleeping Muramasa and whispers to her ear.
Welcome back you sleep ninja.

>>6774837
We need not perform combat tonight girlfriend Penny, and you look marvelous
>His face lights up when he finally sees her. His hands are quick to rest on her hips as he looks at the red wrapping around her small form.
Am I your formal owner now as well as your boyfriend?

>>6774802

Then follow my little miss.

>He guides you to a place that is barely larger than a storage closet, full of scaffolds filled with boxes and binders. On a tiny desk that barely manage to be inside a cheap computer is positioned.

I need you to insert this …

>He point at the boxes and the binders

... in there.

>He then point at the computer.

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>>6774845
Heheh... just a bit tired.
>Surprisingly, he was completely sober, poor bastard was just so tired he could barely think. At least the water helped a little
Humans, you know?
>Waking himself , he took a minute to process her little insult and gave her a smirk
Hell, if one corn chip is all it would take, I'll cover the cost~
Hmmhmhm.

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>>6774859

Are you sure? Because I’ve learned some combat tricks with my tights …

>She then stopped at your question, once again showing you that strange expression when she is processing something out of the parameters of her programming.

Friend Ruby has told me that I’m a Living Being and therefore I cannot be ‘owned’, but since you are my boyfriend I could allow you to ‘own’ me at least for the holydays.

>>6774891
Well I had assumed... I'm sorry.
>He plants a kiss on her lips and his hand gently tugs the wrapping around her hips.
Just for the holidays, we can pretend and then back to normal... Combat tricks with your tights?

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>>6774818
B-butt....
>She looks at the wallet and the bills peeking out and she just keeps looking at them until the anon places his hand on her leg and it suddenly trembles and she arches her body forward, looking down at her legs
I-I dont know about t-this anon.. t-thats a no no no.. I d-dont think I should do any of t-that stuff!

>>6774835
>She opens her mouth and start yelling in front of him
Y-you NEEEED TO wasssH AFTER YO U eeat DINGUS d-DUNGUS

>>6774845
>She looks at the ship, a pretty big hand that for some reaosn was parked on the ground. She takes a hose instead and starts soaking one corner of the ship while she thinks about how she's going to clean this monster

>>6774868
T-the boxes and binders inside the computer? I think.. I think thats very easy job.. b-but you dont think this is a very tiny space?
>She gets down on the floor and grabs a couple of boxes and the binders and she puts half of th e boxes on the tiny desk then she turns the computer around and she crushes one of the binders and slowly slides it through one of the holes on the back

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>>6774872
Did I say just -one- chip?
I meant... uh, your liver, both lungs, and if you can, 50% of your braincells.
I don't know what I'd do with half a braincell, but I want it.
How's that?

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Ilexa the tree-girl loli.

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

>>6774913
what the fuck

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>>6774905

At least for the moment yes. What will be will be.

>She then push her lips out and flutters her eyelids.

Is this a proper expression when I want to look cute and mysterious right?

>She then change back to her usual cheerful expression.

Yes quite interesting, it involve putting the head there and squeezing, Friend Yang said I should use it with my boyfriend.

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>>6774843
>Lets out a loud snore

>>6774854
>Mumbles something about cats in her sleep

(No other art of her sleeping ;_;)

>>6774907
>His hand leaves her leg and cups her face, turning her to look into his eyes.
You can do it, you just need to decide how much to let us have some fun~

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>>6774908
>He gave her a deep laugh, content with her remarks, resting his hand on his cheek
A lot of bite for such a timid little thing...
Sounds like you really want a lot of me, there.
I'll have you know my liver, lungs, and brain have taken the most abuse than any other human's, and they're still workin' fine!
>He taps his head a bit, leaning over
Then again, I'm talking to a cute alien with a slight denial complex, so I could just be hallucinating... hmmhm.

>>6774922
It's like...an actual ERP profile?!

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>>6774907
Well that's
That's uh
We'll work on that part later. Now step 2's the most important part of this business. You ain't gonna get far in the ring if you can't get this part right, so listen to me
Very
Carefully.
>He leans in and whispers into her ear
Punch me in the fucking face.

>>6774907
What the hell are you doing? Are you some kind of retarded?

>His face become suddenly fiery red once he sees the girl LITTERALLY inserting the binder in the computer.

Do you even know how a computer work?

>>6774928
Well if your friend recommends it, we should try it!
>He gets on his knees and unwraps her crotch. It still looks so pristine and pure even after what they had done previously. Next he guides her to their bed and waits for her to begin doing what ever yang had told her she should.

>>6774929
>Hearing her sleepily talk about cats, he stops his patting and pokes and rubs at the cat-ear looking things on her head. His other hand goes to her cheek and caresses it just in case she was sensitive here.

(Shame. She looks really cute sleeping!)

>>6774929
>Spoons her and gropes her chest. He wonders how much he can get away with while she sleeps

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>>6774907
>Peridot leans back in a tanning chair, drinking some orange juice from a straw.
Don't scratch up the paint, or you're not getting any money outta this.
>The gem stares at the girl trying to clean her ship, grinning between gulps.
>>6774933
A lot of ass for such an ugly thing, in your case.
I just want those bits because I hear humans can't function without them. If they've seen the most use, well, even better. That just means you need 'em the most.
D-Denial complex? I don't have a denial complex, I just-- W-What does that even -mean?-

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>>6774947
>Involuntarily kicks him in the dick with her heel, eliminating any chance of him having children in the future.
>Proceeds to roll away. Once she stops rolling, she yawns and wake up.
What happened?

>>6774945
>She blinks a few times and opens her eyes.
Hi, anon. Couldn't wait until I was awake, could you?
>She smiles sleepily

>>6774937
>He thinks you need all that shit to ERP
lol

>>6774969
I was trying to help you wake up . . .
>He lays on the ground, hand's covering his crotch. He is visibly in pain

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>>6774943
>He look at you, there is something strangely longing in her gaze.

If this is what you wish Master Red.

>Then darting out like the stinger of a scorpion her leg and her lower body projected against your head, grabbing it and pulling you down. It takes her not even a second to do so, leaving you with your head crushed between her slender, smooth legs and your face pressed against her crotch, her feet pressing against your back, stroking there playfully.

Are you satisfied by my performance, Master?

>>6774969

SALUTATION fellow combat android!

>>6774969
>The anon continues to rub at Muramasa's cheek, which he found surprisingly soft considering she was a robot.
Nope. You were so cute sleeping that I couldn't help myself.
>He lowers his head down and plants a kiss on the sleepy ninja's forehead.

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>>6774913

>>6774980
If you call the stuff that goes on in this thread "ERP", I feel sorry for you.

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>>6774997
Yeah because F-list is such a prime example of quality material.

>>6774987
>He gets thrown around as she quickly throws around the non-combatant. His hands gently hold her hips and his lips start to kiss at her crotch. Her synthetic slit still feels as warm and welcoming as it was on their first date. He answers her question of his satisfaction with his own gentle kisses and licks and love towards her crotch.

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>>6774957
Well, I suppose the main 2 would be the brain and heart, if you're looking to go for the most vital. Though, like I said, brain might have a few cobwebs up there, and the heart is just pretty stupid.
>He winks over at her at her dolled up confusion and stretches a bit
Heh, please...
You used to serve those big Diamonds, right?
Seems to me like you're still riding the waves of that - trying to make yourself seem perfect for your superiors
>He kicks his chair back a bit, taking a long sip of his coffee as he looks down
Believe me, it's not worth it. You're better off just accepting you for you.
A bit cheesy, but hey. I'm a man of the Truth.
If I wasn't, I'd still be up that fucking mountain, ripping deer's eyes out and carrying them around as a snack.
>He looks over at her shocked expression before giggling a bit
Ok, THAT part was a joke....
>He was right, he didn't eat deer eyes
>They were Caribou's.

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>>6774982
>She eyes the anon cautiously.
You weren't doing anything lewd, were you?

>>6774992
You sure do like me, anon! I'm gad I can make you happy!

>>6774987
HI there! I don't think we've met before.

>>6775010
>The boyfriend is out, and you now what that means... I'm desperately hungry for girl-dick.
Sounds like one of those bad porn ads you see on the side of every webpage

>>6775010
>Post a picture of /b/ and claim all of 4chan is like that

>>6775017
Just seeing you happy is enough to make me happy! So now that you're awake, got anything planned for today Muramasa?

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>>6774931
H-how much?...
>She looks directly at his face but her eyes roll around trying to look at a wall because she's full of shame right now
I-I dont know how much t-this kind of thing costs... m-maybe 50 dollars?...
n-no no no.. I shouldnt do this...

>>6774938
>She hear his words and she closes her eyes and slaps his cheek with the enough strenght to just paint it red with the slap
L-like this?

>>6774941
Ehm...... yes... I do... you... you turn it on with a button and then you press keys to change images ehmm.. yes.. thats how it works right?
>She said, looking at him as she keeps pushing the binder into the computer
I-I'm not a retarded! t-this is what you said!

>>6774957
Uhmmm yeah.. got it
>She keeps pointing the hose flowing with water at the ship and she starts rubbing the corner of the ship with a sponge at the same time, going carefully trying to to scratch up the paint. This is totally going to take a lot of time
C-can I wash one finger only?

>>6775017
I was resisting the urge to do anything lewd!
>He is still hunched into a ball.
You kick a lot when you sleep

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>>6775013

Ooooh ….

>She moaned closing her eyes while her tights keep holding your head.

So much? This make my heart subroutine accelerate Master, please keep showing you appreciation for me there …

>>6775017
Nope. I’m Penny, first Atlas android able to generate Aura. Please to make your acquaintance.

>>6775032
How about 500?
>His free hand moves to undo the tie on her school uniform. He throws it aside and while his arm is back he takes out the amount promised and tucks it into her uniform pocket.
500 dollars and I can do what I want for a bit

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>>6775030
Nope! I tend to go with the flow!

>>6775041
I wouldn't know how I act when I'm asleep, silly!

>>6775046
I'm Muramasa! It's nice to meet you, Penny!

>>6775032

It was a figure of speech girl, you learn them in what first grade? You need to take the document and type them off in the PC using the program there for Hell sake.

>He look at you with cold eyes.
Maybe I was wrong about hiring you.

>>6775046
>His hands leave her hips while his tongue continues to trace her lower lips. He undoes his own pants and pulls out his throbbing shaft. His tongue slowly probes inside her, wondering exactly what kind of response his tongue would get. His words long silenced as her hips grind against his eager mouth.

>>6775056
I-I know its why I'm telling you . . . Can you kiss it better at least?

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>>6775016
Ugh. Okay, let me be a bit more clear, since it's not getting through your skull--
H-How'd you even know about the Diamonds? W-Whatever, I don't serve my Diamond anymore and I don't care! I'm perfect just the way I am, but just because I know that doesn't mean I have to be all humble and whatnot around humans, because I know for a FACT that no organic lifeform can beat a gem like me!
I don't even care what you eat or what you snack on, it's none of my business... Ugh, whatever, you're giving me a headache. Why do you always bother me so much? What do you want?
>>6775032
If you want, sure, go for it. You won't get paid until the whole thing's done, though.
Chop chop.
>Siiiiip.
Psh, kids these days, all they want is money and they don't even want to work for it... mumble,grumble...

>>6775056
Hm...Well you wanna go get a bite to eat for now? You must be hungry after sleeping for that long.

>>6774728
Are any of those traps or femboys by chance?

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>>6775032
>In a single hit, the wrestler is knocked out and falls to the floor, on his back. His cheek glowing red with the outline of her hand.

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>>6775062

>The response doesn’t make you wait, as soon as your tongue slide inside her inside start vibrating but in a different way than when your cock slid there. It was almost like she was trying to kiss you.

Ummh …. I never thought I’ll liked being lick down there this much …

>She moaned again pushing you further on her with her feet.

>>6775056

SENSATIONAL!!!!

>She said jumping up and down really excited.
I hope we will become friend.

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>>6775068
Heh... hanging with Lapis brings some interesting info.
Well, in terms of not being about to beat you - ain't that the truth, heh.
And to be honest... at first, I was interested in just giving you a few smooches and spanks
>He brings his chair back a bit
But you've shown to be QUITE the force to be reckoned with these past few days. A little more fight in you.
I like that.

>>6774937
>actual ERP
Written by someone with no understanding of how commas work, who uses unironic and cringey melodrama, with way too much minutiae added in.

>>6775095
>Even with his tongue sliding around inside her, his lips still try and kiss hers. The inhuman feeling of her insides will never be something he gets used to it, and she's all the better for it. His hands grip her hips again and help her grind into his face as her feet push him deeper, her boyfriends long and dexterous tongue exploring her interior

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>>6775066
Kiss what, anon?

>>6775071
I'd love to spend time with you, anon! But I don't eat.

>>6775095
I'd love to be friends, Penny!
>She jumps up and down too

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>>6774913
Well, this guy seems straight out of an episode of Criminal Minds.

>>6775120
T-the thing you kicked, if you're ok with that
>He rolls onto his back and reluctantly pulls his hands away. He half expects her to kick him again just for trying.

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>>6775098
Alright, okay, let me rephrase, since you still don't get it.
What do I have to do so you stop pestering me so much? And no, you're not getting smooches and spanks. I can help you get your head out of your ass though.
>Peridot is extra spicy today.
Just keep it... sanitary, would you?

>>6775120
Oh right! You're a robot after all. Hmm...what can we do?
>As the anon thinks about what he could do with the ninja, he remembers that she was sleeping just a while ago.
Wait, if you don't need to eat, then why were you sleeping?

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>>6775142
Hmmhm... see, it's this.
The constant back and forth.
Humans love this sort of thing - getting someone so close to the edge of snapping and going off, then just leaving them to have that fester in them while they go throughout the day.
Pricks by nature.
We love fuckin' around with people.
And in my case, when I've got such an able participant, I'm not sure if I can bring myself to conclude it~
It's too much fun.
>He downs the rest of his coffee, and slumps, looking over to her
Though, as far as getting my head out of my ass, you're free to try. Thousands of people have claimed to do the same over the years.
King Arthur couldn't save this shit, hmhm.

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>>6775050
>Gasps and deeply blushes at the sudden move and just looks at the 500 dollars slide her uniform pocket and then she looks up at him
J-just for a bit o-okay? nothing lewd, p-promise?..
>She keeps stuttering as her lips tremble with every word, just not knowing what to do in that situation and she really needed the money

>>6775060
N-no no nono you are not wrong, I.. I have the skill to do this work, p-please believ eme! I-Its just that I.. I miss understood your words that was it! y-yeah that was it!...
>She clearly barely knew how a computer works and she quietly tried to take the binder off the computer as she looks at him with a goofy smile
I... I need the job, I can do it

>>6775093
W-whaaaaat have I doonee! N-no no no no
>She looks down at him and pokes his leg with her index finger, trying to see If the man still alive
H-hello? I-I'm a pro wrestler now?

>>6775068
I-I will wash it all...
>She finishes washing one finger finally and she was already exhausted, sweating as the hot sun is pointing on her direction
C-can you move your car to a place where the sun is not hitting right on it?

>>6775133
Wow rude!

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>>6775178
Rude, but deserved.

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>>6775115

(sorry telephone call)

>She stopped vibrating and started twitching, responding to your stimulus, adapting to you and almost shaping herself to you. Does she has taken the whole owned thing to another level? Who know.

Oh oOoOoooo …. That … that is ….. ooooh my secondary aura flux is reacting …. This IS WONDERFULLL.

>>6775120

A M A Z I NG !!!!

>She start dancing in a very strange way.

What wonderful day!

>>6775177
You can just tell yourself it isn't lewd. May I take your top off?
>Even as he asks he is already working away and unbuttoning her uniform. There was no way in hell that he wouldn't be lewd here, she was almost all his. Her breasts look so well formed in her uniform, he needs to see how they look bare.

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>>6775177
...
...
...Psst, kid, this is the part where you're supposed to pin me for a 3 count.

>>6775177

Girl is not a matter of wanting, but a matter of being able and you are not looking like a capable person to me right now.

>He told while his gaze indulge for a moment on your as that was wiggling while you try to take the binder back.

>>6775136
I don't know what I kicked in my sleep, anon!

>>6775143
We can do whatever you'd like!
>She smiles.
I sleep to recharge! I don't have an infinite energy source, you know.

>>6775191
I'm glad I could make you happy, Penny!
>She dances with her, albeit less strangely.

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>>6775208
(Forgot my picture like a dope.)

>>6775191
>He moves up and rips the wrap from her chest and starts to massage her small perky breasts. His tongue flicks around and makes sure she can't possibly get to used to it as her boyfriend lovingly plays with her lips. Making his robot girlfriend cum from her first oral experience... they certainly needed a three way some day.

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>>6775169
>She stopped listening after his second line.
Ugh, fine, yeah, okay. I'll suck your dick, and you'll stop bothering me all the time. Is that what you want?
You're such a pain.
>>6775177
Psh, I dunno, can you suck it up and just wash the damn thing already?
You have a hose, cool off with that.
>She tosses the empty glass in her hand and pulls out another one, from... somewhere.
I want to get around town by noon, so, hurry up, would you?

>>6775208
>>6775210
M-my crotch Muramasa... you kicked my crotch, pretty hard at that.

>>6775208
>>6775210
That makes sense, I think.
>He thinks for a while longer more, and finally comes up with an idea.
Hey you wanna head to the beach? It'd be fun the relax on the sand and play around with the water. But wait, I forget that you're a robot. Is you're body waterproof?

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>>6775215
>His eyes light up as he jerks back a bit, taken back at her sudden forwardness
Well, there's a surprising bit of a change.
A welcome one, but still.
>His eyes lock with hers as he places his hand on his chin, slowly kneading it
You SURE this is what you want?

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>>6775211

>You can feel her skin shiver while you start massaging her breast, her nipple become almost instantly erected, just like the last time she has become warmer than before bust at least this time she seems to control her speaking patterns better.

Oh … Master Red … I’m such a bad Girlfriend/Owned being for wanting to be service from you so much? Does human girls feel so good whenthey are licked?

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>>6775217
>She glares slightly.
I'm not going to kiss that, anon!

>>6775225
I'd love to go to the beach! I'm completely waterproof, no need to worry!

>>6775234
>He slowly nods and starts to go faster. His eager tongue doing all he can with her insides and his lips attempting to roll on her clit. He breaks to breath and say a few words before continuing.
You'll need to ask Ruby...
>And he returns to his task, just as passionate as before and eager to make his precious girlfriend-bot cum from just his mouth.

>>6775248
Y-your the one who hurt it randomly! At least say sorry?
>He looks as much like a kicked puppy as possible

>>6775248
Great! Let's get our gear ready and head out!
>He leaves the room to prepare for the trip to the beach, leaving the ninja to get whatever she needs for the beach. When she steps outside to the car, she would find it stocked with a couple towels and parasols, a cooler full of refreshments (for him of course), some beach toys, and a bag with a swimsuit and a spare change of clothes.

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>>6775197
Y-yes t-this isnt lewd.. t-this isnt lewd... this isnt...
>She closes her eyes and lets the anon unbutton her uniform and she just sits on the bed rubbing her hands on her legs, trying to think tha tthis isnt lewd at all
T-take it easy o-okay?.. t-thank you for the money

>>6775199
I-it is?.. okaay!
>She gets on top of him and rides him like a horse on his back
Yijaaaaa onee two thrreee, I'm a pro w-restler now!

>>6775200
I-I can do it anon! I'm a totally capable person t-to do this kind of job!.. I-I can show you, look
>She finally takes the binder back and gets closer to him with the binder open, it looks very ugly now and almost ruined
S-see those letters inside? I-I can put them in there!
>She points at the computer and smiles, sweating a bit

>>6775215
O-okay...
>She just moves the flowing water all over the ship, trying to reach every stop and soak it with water and thats all she does
T-there! totally cleaned! can I have my 15 dolllars?

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>>6775234

Ruby? Does she know? I don’t think that Crescent Rose has ever licked heeeeeeeeeer. YES YES there …

>She suddenly started to twist herself, moaning and panting hard all of her body vibrating more intensely, a low buzz can be heard and resonate on your temples.

My arithmetic area is messing up … 1 2 – 1 2 3 – 3 5 – 4 – 3 2 – 2 4 6 – 4 2 2 – 4 7 – 5 7 – 6 7 – 7 7 7 7 7 7

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>>6775269
If I kicked you there, it must've been because you activated my anti lewd protocols! You're the one who should say sorry!

>>6775279
>She heads out to his car, now wearing her one piece swimsuit, carrying a tiny bucket and even tinier shovel.
You wouldn't mind me borrowing a towel, would you anon?

>>6775301
>He slides off her jacket an shirt and unclips her bra, sliding it aside aswell. His face leans in and kisses just below her chin, slowly tracing down towards her now revealed breasts.
500 for you is almost a steal... that might just be the first half if this goes well.

>>6775301

You can? Then please show me, but if you fail.

>Her then pointed at the door and then at his right foot
.
And you will pay me back the damage to that binder.

>>6775303
I assume ruby has been lick-
>When she tells him where to lick he goes back to it, twice as intense towards that sensitive spot he seems to have hit. And here comes the random gurgling of her orgasm, he ensures he wont be stopping until she hits her true high.

>>6775305
Of course not. I've packed the extra for you after all.
>He takes a look at the robot as she sits on the seat next to him, and notices she only brought a couple of things for the beach.
You sure you don't need anything else? I only brought a change of clothes for myself.

>>6775305
I'm sorry for almost doing a lewd action, now please... I'll do anything just help me out a bit?

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>>6775319
I’m pretty *moans* sure *moans* the Ruby hasn’t made anything sexual except with Crescent Rose but I will …..*moans louder* inquire further.

>Her hand move to push your head against her crotch, her legs locking around your head. She was really getting into this, you can hear her breathing harder something unusual since she practically doesn’t breathe.

There there, make me come please, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEEEEEEVENNNNNNNN.

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>>6775320
Thank you, anon! This is all I need to build a sand castle, so I'm good!

>>6775329
>She gives the anon a blank look.
I'm not going to help you with your crotch, anon.

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>>6775228
Honestly, if it means you'll never talk to me until this planetoid we're on gets minced to dust, sure.
What, you want me to tongue your ass instead?
>>6775301
>Peridot shrugs and hands her five 3$ bills.
Eh, sure, whatever. Now my smaller car.
>The gem points at her mech, constructed from car parts.
>It's still a pretty big machine, but her spaceship dwarfs it completely.
>Siiiiip.

>>6775356
>Apparently Penny didn't know that Ruby came here from time to time. His tongue flicks around more, trying to get her to cum as hard and fast as possible. He mumbles Seven into her crotch as he moves more and more to try and please his precious penny.

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>>6775301
Eh, no, not really.
>He gets up off the ground, dusting himself off.
You got a looong ways to go to making it to the big leagues. As it stands, the only thing anyone's payin you to do is to lose and make the other guy look good. And I ain't one to see a kid get destroyed in the ring.
>He pats her on the shoulder
2 or 3 more years of training, and maybe we'll make a real fighter outta you kid. But for now, uh, go back to school or somethin.

>>6775359
>The anon glances at Muramasa for a while more, but eventually her cheerful attitude win's him over. He shrugs, then moves his hand to grab the the wheel of his car.
Alright then, let's go!
>The car moves out of the driveway and onto the road. He drives for about an hour, chatting to the ninja while maneuvering through traffic, and they eventually make it to the beach.
We're here! You go on ahead Muramasa, I'll get all the stuff out from the car.

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>>6775373

>Nope she doesn’t know, since she has never been there when Ruby was there and because she has always shipped Ruby with her automatic gun. Is a robot thing.

>You got her spot right and her upper half body start twitching and spamming even harder, wave like motion start in her pussy and move to her legs while a strange almost sugary liquid start cover her folds.

YES YES YES … I’M ESPERIENCING ORGASM AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>Goodness she is a bit of a screamer.

>>6775414
>He lets his precious girlfriend ride out her first orally provided orgasm against his face. She seemed to be getting a habit as a screamer but thankfully her thighs where covering his ears. His fingers tweaked her nipples just to send her over just that much better. When she finally peaked he let her fall onto the bed and slowly climbed off her.
We need Ruby to join us one day then don't we?

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>>6775388
(I'm very sorry, anon, but I've got some stuff to take care of. Is it ok if we continue later? I should be around some time later today so we can continue our playdate then. Again, I'm really sorry. ;_;)

>>6775445
Don't worry about it! At least I wasn't left hanging this time around. I'll catch ya the next time I see you.

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>>6775465
(I'm sorry about that too! ;_; I'm a low tier ava, so thanks for spending time with me.)

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no good kid.

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>>6775309
>Her body trembles just at the feeling of his lips kissing below her chin and the cold air on her chest makes her tremble a bit as she keeps her eyes closed
T-this isnt lewd... t-this isnt lewd at all.. w-we are just playing a doctor game... a-are you done anon?..

>>6775313
Y-yes I can! look!
>She goes back to the computer and she starts hitting the buttons on it trying to turn it on
J-just let me t-turn it on, alright?
>She keep spushing the reset button and looks at it closely
C-can you turn it on for me?.. t-this is the only step I didnt knew...
...

>>6775372
A-alright!....
>She points the hose and slowly soaks the mech with water untils is completely wet and then she uses her sponge, tracing in circles as she keeps pointing the hose on the spot until she completely washes the mech
L-like this?

>>6775374
N-not really?!
W-whaaat! b-but I need the money now! I... I neeed to become a pro wrlesteleler like you and p-punch people on the face for big money!

>>6775477
>Low-tier
Don't cut yourself short now. It's been fun just playing around with you.

>>6775494
We're barley started miss~
>His hands cup her breasts and he leans down and starts to kiss at the soft skin of her breast, slowly moving towards her nipple.
We will be going all the way... just let the doctor continue to examine without question~

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>>6775439
>She didn’t answer you, once again she looks like she has gone somewhere else, taking some time before she should reset her processing functions and when she does she blush deeply, almost brightly in itself.

Me, you, Ruby? You want to have sex with me and my best friend? Is that the famous threesome you are asking?

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>>6775498
(Thanks, anon. I'm glad you've enjoyed it. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day, too.)

>>6775512
You too. Later Muramasa.

Hm. I hope Morrigan Anon is okay.

>>6775509
I-if she agree's of course, you can lick her like I licked you... and we do all sorts of other things!
>He climbs up and kisses her lips. He is still hard and wondering what to do with himself for now.

>>6775520
22 is fine, don't worry about it.

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>>6775372
Hmhm... and you were talking about sanitary...
Nah, just the regular offer will do for now.
I'll see if you want to go further later on, it might just be a natural response...

>>6775494

>He lean over her, his arm protruding forward, brushing against her surprising full breasts to press the big button on with the ‘on’ symbol.

My boot his starting to hitch miss … what’s your name again?

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>>6775494
>Seeing her quickly get the job down, Peridot is slightly impressed.
>Finishing her umpteenth drink, she hands her three 3$ bills, and a 1$ bill.
Here you go, kid. Good job, or whatever, I guess. Now get outta here.

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>>6775535
...Well, sucks to be you, I guess. My car just got washed, so, I'll be flying outta here.
>Peridot escapes once again!

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>>6775494
I didn't make my first penny until year 6 in the business kid. You gotta have some real dedication if you wanna stick to it. So why don't you show up tomorrow for day 2 of 1000 and see if you still wanna be a wrestler. Later kid.

>>6775529

You sure? He said yesterday someone tried to kill him.

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>>6775522

You mean kissing her and doing lewd thing to her …

>Her blush become red and redder, while her hand move to unconsciously rub your cock while you are kissing her.

>>6775567
Yes, I'm sure. He'll be fine.

t. A friend of his

>>6775578

Phew. That's good.

>>6775570
Both of us kissing her and doing lewd things with her.
>He kisses her lips and neck, gently moaning as she strokes his cock. That will handle it at least to start.
Want to roll over, I kinda wanna try anal if your up for it...

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>>6775563
>Watching her fly off, he's a bit blueballed, but smiling - knowing that he'll have to tease her even more next time

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>>6775507
>She slightly leans her back forward when anon starts kissing on her soft breasts. She slightly opens her mouth and in a very stuttering tone she utters
I-It w-will be o-okay rright? t-this isnt lewd.. n-not at all.. I-I'm not a prostitute... t-this.. t-this is just a game r-right?
>Her hands are now rubbing her thighs more intensely, trying to think about something else as the man just toys with her breast

>>6775537
>She just looks at him leaning forward and accidentally brushing her arm on her chest. She doesnt think much about it and just looks back at him
M-my name is Uraraka! and I'm ready to start workin gon the computer! I wont dissapoint you, of course not! t-this job is... very.. easy..
>She looks at the screen, all black and waits for something to flash out and slightly scratches her head


>>6775542
NICEEEEEe easy money easy life
>Takes the 3dollar bills and stuff them on her pocket and goes to a grocery store

>>6775564
>6775564
I-I will try, mentor! see you later !

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>>6775595

But doing things to Ruby … why I do like thinking such thing? Does this meaning I’m being corr…

>She stop in her blabbering at you next, her eyes growing wider.

A … anal? Oh gosh … well if you want so Master, I could only oblige.

>>6775636
Very well miss Uraraka. Did you get some hint from what I did before?

>He said while tapping his finger on the monitor and at the same time tapping his right foot on the pavement.

>>6775638
(Turns out I have to go for a bit but I will be back)

>>6775674

(Ok!)

>>6775636
You look incredibly busy, but that is a really nice, round, phat butt

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>>6775654
Y-yes.. I did..
>She pushes one of the ''settings buttons on the screen, repeatedly trying to turn it on but failing and she just smiles and keeps pushing the button as a bit of sweat rusn down her forehead
I-I think this is broken... m-maybe we need a replacement!

>>6775709
(Thank you anon!)

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W-Work sucks! I wish I c-could come play t-today..

>>6775791
I feel that.
I'd love to give those plump curves of yours a few tender squeezes!

>>6775759
>Slowly, without moving his gaze from her eyes he stopped tapping his finger and used it to press the ‘on’ button on the monitor, turning it on and showing the Winzdos 11 Desktop™.

You clearly are an expert miss Uraraka.

>His voice was dripping so much sarcasm that her dress would have be drenched in it.

>>6775791

>Give her a reassuring pat on her head.

Be strong ... all will be well.

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>>6775803
I h-have some time before I have to go, if you want to g-get some squeezes in!~

>>6775831
I d-don't want to make you anons t-to wait, though! I g-guess there a lot of girls (and boys) h-here that are b-better then me, but I m-missss itttttt

>>6775791
dumb ugly piggu

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>>6775825
I-I was just joking with you.. haha! I was trying to see I-If you knew...
>After those words she lifts her arm to rub the back of her head but accidentally her arm hits against the ceiling on the very small place they were in
A-awwucch.... c-can you m-move the computer to somewhere else? hehe.. l-like a large room?...
>She said while she looks at the computer with ''Winzdos 11'' on it and she started to press random keys, now feeling more and more nervous

>>6775855
Don't mind if I do!
>His hands run soft squeezes along her body, groping anywhere that could be, making sure to hit every little area to make her moan

>>6775855

>he rub his hand on her hair messing them.

First, stop talking bad about yourself since you are really cute and don't worry, we anon can wait.

>>6775791
>>6775855
great blogposts why dont you go kill yourself now you fucking faggot?

>>6775889
Great erotic related contribution to the thread, why don't you kill yourself now you angry faggot?

>>6775864

I don’t think the computer need to be moved …

>He said moving his face near her, close very close, she can see the veins pulsating in his eyes.

… in fact I should say that the one that need to be relocated is YOU.

>>6775902
look at this beta ava-worshipper faggot

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>>6775858
A-Anon!

>>6775872
>she snuffled and moaned, relaxing a little in her seat as the anons hands grabbed at her pink, pudgy flesh. She seemed to let out softer, cuter whines when his hands attacked her chubby stomach, her little ears twitching
Ahhn, its b-been too long since I've had a c-cute boy do this..

>>6775875
I r-really hope so!~ Thank you, anon..

>>6775911
What an assumption. Why are people like you so insistent on screaming at anything having to do with ERP? It's the ERP thread, shut the fuck up and contribute. Otherwise, kill yourself. You're one of the underaged angry betas who killed these threads because they'd rather shitpost and scream like children instead of ERP.

>>6775937
fat dumb ugly piggu, go away, you stink
don't you have a few mud puddles to roll around in? or are you in heat now?
I should just make you bacon already

>>6775937
kill yourself

>>6775944
blogposting isn't erp kill yourself

>>6775937

>He stop messing her hairs to give her a friendly spank on her soft, pilow like ass.

Atta Girl.

>>6775954
Holy shit. Stop shitposting and ERP.

>>6775959
>Erotic context
>roleplay involved

You don't seem to know what blogposting is because you're underaged. Are you having fun being angry in your computer chair and feeling like shit instead of using the ERP thread for ERP?

>>6775971
stop anon-posting, dumb piggu, and go shower

>>6775983
quit defending blogposting you fucking faggot kill yourself

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>>6775825
E-eeeehhhh?!!
>She tries to back off a little as a string of sweat runs down her forehead
N-no! I promise I can do this job! p-please dont relocate me.. I can work with this computer! I-I can yes I do! L-loook!
>She looks at the mouse and pushes a button with her index finger and then looks back at him
Seee? I-I can put all those boxes and binders on the computer!.. J-just giv eme an opportunity.. I-I can!

>>6775937
>His hands rub her deeper, getting her more worked up as he works
Aw... Has it been really long?
Well, I guess we'll have to make up for lost time
>He reaches to massages her breasts, rubbing at her nipples with his tough fingers

Why do people hate Piggu now?

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> mfw I've scared away the shittiest of avatars like both Neptunes and Marseille and I'm not afraid to do it again
As long as I am here, you'll always have to deal with me and my shitposts.
Mods never come here unless they have to. Eat shit.

>>6775991
>Can't argue back and has to keep being mad

That's right, keep sweating in rage and encouraging a lack of ERP in the ERP threads. Lurk more and learn what blogposting actually is before using the word.

>>6776021
>person comes in and just gives us a life update
>calls it ERP
lol no you're the dumb faggot here faggot kill yourself

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(Maybe r-right now isn't such a g-good time, I've g-got to go in a bit anyway! See you soon <3 )

>>6775954
N-No, stop it! Not th-the bacon jokes again...

>>6775964
Ooof, d-dont teaseee me~

>>6775994
F-Far too long, anon
>she almost toppled backwards from his gropes, her puffy nipples growing tight underneath his fingers as she let out a soft oink, her pink face turning red

>>6776035
kill yourself retard
no one likes you now that you aren't flavor of the month rape slut

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>>6776020
But you can't scare ME away!
Nyeheheh!

>>6776035
Don't come back.

>>6776020
Nobody gives a shit you attention whore. So you're making these threads a cesspool? What is it you want? Certainly not ERP since you're attention whoring like this. The people who actually want it will just go elsewhere and you'll just be stuck with attention whores and shitposting every day. Quite a few good avatars who avoided drama at all costs have already left over the past year. So have fun with that, spending hours at a time here with no actual objective.

>>6775993
>He point at a paper on the binder she has almost destroyed.

Put this now on the computer otherwise, you are fired from this job … I’ve make myself clear?

>>6776035

Sorry but you are so juicy I can't help myself. I'll look forward to our next meeting.

>>6776026
>Life update

They're doing light ERP right now. You're just a raging underaged teenager who only wants drama in these threads.

>>6776067
nice projection
kill yourself

>>6776072
Not an argument. All you want in these threads is drama, and all you're doing for these threads is clogging it up with more drama.

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>>6776052
Y-yes!
>She looks at the paper and then she looks at the computer, not exactly knowing what to do
W-what thing we use to do this again? T-the computer?... b-but wher edo I put it?

>>6776088
keep arguing you beta orbiting faggot kill yourself

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>>6776049
Less one liner shit like
>>6776035
And more avatars who put in effort like Shinoa or Kawai

>>6776097
Still upset? That's not going to bring ERP to these threads you know.

>>6776108
It's really pointless to circlejerk about one liner ERP and clog the threads up with drama. There were plenty of good avatars in the past and it didn't matter. because the threads weren't filled to the brim with whining. If you don't like the style of ERP, don't ERP with them. They are infinitely less cancerous than the dramafags.

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Quarterly reminder that spouting kill yourself is the lowest form of shitposting and that you only look sadder and sadder every time you repeat yourself
If one cared they could totally link that lack of creativity to why you can't partake in anything going on, some say
Who says that? I dunno

>>6776094
The link is on the desktop, my 6 years old niece can find it in 10 second. Let’s see what you take to find it. I’m starting to think that you are enjoying making me angry. Do you want to be kicked out so hard?

>He said stomping his foot so hard on the floor that some binders fallen down from the scaffolds.

I miss Jiro

>>6776131

>shouting from the next cubicle
Hey, keep it down over there! Some of us are trying to play Solita--I mean, do some work!

>>6776130
They don't actually care about ERP. They think they do, but they're just literal teenagers who get angry at everything. They whine about "poor grammar" and one liners in ERP, yet they always post their blunt insults in all lowercase as if they typed them in a 2 second rage, and they're so blinded by rage that they can't tell that all they're doing is making sure that the only content these threads have is whining.

>>6776108
To be fair, Piggu's posts used to be a lot more indepth. Its either because they had no time or because they've gotten shitter, but Piggu used to be really good