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LAPIS BLOWS
guys
>>6769720
what a weird looking tuba
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When does all this incredibly lewd domination related stuff happen to a one blue Cyclops girl.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
>>6769682
http://projectnexus2.com/
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=305775527
>monster
>whale
>penis
canon
>>6769730
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>6769763
No one actually ships jaspis outside of porn right?
>>6769737
Sadie is literally the only character there who deserves to be a character. With the exception of Connie, she's the only one human to have poofed a gem (unless greg's dick counts)
>>6769754
What if Lapis needed your help for relief for her squirming whale penis but she was too shy to ask you?
>>6769745
That's amazing anon, I could kiss you...
>>6769781
Jasper constantly poofs Sapphire so no, it's no big achievement.
>>6769776
Nah
>>6769765
WHAT'S WRONG PERIDOODLEY DOO?
>>6769781
Mayor Dewey is cool too. The rest are shit and boring and I don't care about them.
>>6769785
He visits the gamedev threads on /v/ sometimes too.
>>6769802
Damn son, when the hell is Lapis gonna rape Sapphire with THAT thing.
>>6769789
Do you have the 'tardation?
god, do these threads exist for any purpose other than disgusting porn? between the futa and tentabulges and the fatfagging and gore it's a the exact opposite of a miracle any of you manage to get off
>>6769745
meanwhile I'm still waiting on hiveswap and praying it will be better than post-GO
>>6769826
Girls can't rape.
>>6769800
my life
>>6769737
>Lars
>Sadie
>Onion when it isn't trying to make him human since the joke is that he's a huge piece of shit that everyone thinks is normal
>Mayor Dewey
>Pizza Twins
>The Cool Kids
>All the milfs
>Greg the man
These are the best humans.
>>6769838
BUT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR PERIDOODLEY, YOU COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>>6769831
what if there was an episode where amy showed lapis how to eat but didn't tell her how to stop haha
>>6769776
I used to
>>6769834
but Lapis is a boy and has already raped Steven and Jasper
>>6769849
>Lars
>Pizzas
>Lars
>Milfs besides Vidalia
>Lars
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................
>>6769858
>I used to
Why?
>>6769789
Pretty believable.
>>6769851
>>6769871
end it
>>6769831
>2016
>waiting for anything Homosuck related
>after the disaster that was his kickstarter
>after the disaster that was the ending
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>6769875
>Picking the most disgusting, used up "milf"
>>6769885
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME PERIDOODLEY? I LOVE YOU
>>6769885
*gasp*
>>6769895
Whoa watch out with that amazing shit taste there buddy!
>>6769806
Gonna start checking them out, thanks man!
>>6769776
Honestly, why can't people like messed up relationships in fiction?
I use to like the toxicness of their relationship but then it kind of just stagnated and I lost interest
>>6769921
No prob, Bob!
[spoilersontrash]Share your game with us if you end up making one.[/shiggydiggy]
>>6769890
I haven't seen you update the drawing in a while, it came out pretty good
>>6769831
there's nothing disgusting about gem dick
>>6769878
I wanted them to develop feelings for each other after Malachite and go from hating each other and denying those feelings to falling in love.
But it turning out that they hate each other and never developed any real feelings or sympathy for each other while stockholm syndroming and still wanting to fuse again fucked it all up
>>6769910
>vidaliafag calling anyone's taste shit
The irony is palpable.
>>6769970
kys
is there any nice written porn of this show where a female character has a penis
>>6769970
Here here. Fresh gem meat.
>>6770000
>female
>has a penis
Pick one, faglord.
>>6770000
Checked
>>6769992
>>6770027
This one is, though
>>6770000
Aren't girls with penises just men?
>>6770044
that's not really important do you have any stories relevant to my query
>>6770044
heresy
>>6769976
That's dumb. Alone at Sea confirmed Jasper is a kinky sub and Lapis is a BDSM loving dom and made me ship Jaspis even harder.
>>6770044
>gems
>>6770054
Nope, sorry
>>6769889
my only dream is to recreate its former glory with the novel I've been planning for almost a year now
four kids are set off on herculean quests by gods representing the fundamental forces of physics. Their path will take them across an alternate prohibition-era new york if it hired JK Rowling as the city planner
I've been working on the pilot for four months now and it's still not half done
>We haven't a Garnet episode since season 2.
>We've only two Lapis episodes.
Why does the Crewniverse hate introverts?
>>6769976
That is what I thought was going to happen in the show to
With Rebecca having jaspis porn in her likes and several crew members having drawn jaspis fanart I just assumed that meant something
but nah they hate eachother
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6770036
does amethyst worship the dark lord?
>>6770074
kys
>>6770082
Ha!
>>6770081
kys
>>6770069
That sounds fucking STUPID
>>6770072
*only had
>>6770076
chin chin?
>>6769969
Thanks, anon! I was really proud of how well the coloring came out. My only complaint is his derpy Lapis looks.
>>6770072
Lapis is too busy raping Sapphire for Garnet or her to have episodes.
>>6770076
The who now?
>>6770111
kys
>>6770095
Negro don't summon that shit here.
>>6770095
Ore wa chin chin ga daisuki nandayo
So roughing how large is a Diamonds clitoris when engorged?
>>6770111
the only one
>>6770099
Everything else came out great though.
>>6770109
Please kill yourself.
>>6770109
A didn't poof once? That's impressive.
>>6770142
You first, lapisfag.
>>6770140
Dubs yes, singles no.
>>6770073
Oh well
>>6770159
kys
>>6770131
I'd say about the size of a pear. but I don't think they have genitals
>>6770160
>>6770072
They're harder to make episodes for. It's easy for Pearl to scream muh rose or Peri to act autistic and then lore dump, Garnet needs to be shaken up and perhaps defuse to have a problem and Lapis needs to have a mental breakdown to lower her barriers.
>>6770164
you love gem dick don't you?
>>6770159
>singles
>>6770179
>why is this the only sexy post in the entire thread?
Because black people are secretly amazing porn artists.
>>6770204
What's your major malfunction?
>>6770204
>>6769593
Holy shit my man. Train Madness and the Powerhouse track are probably my favourites
https://youtu.be/Kp7eSUU9oy8
>>6770072
Peridot's arc is already over, Amy just had a small one, Jasper is on the barkburner, and I suspect Pearl's arc is coming to a close very soon since a lot of her issues have been addressed. Those two are next.
>>6770227
>>6770227
I need to know.
You have to actually communicate,
>>6770269
>>6770233
We're going get another fucking Pearl's arc, just watch.
>>6770269
Talk to me kysanon.
Why?
>>6770178
>>6770287
One to close it off, probably just her backstory since that's pretty much all she's missing.
>>6770297
>>6770233
Another Pearl arc is practically confirmed to be coming up soon
>>6770287
*Pearl arc
What is wrong with me today?
>>6770306
WHY? Or else.
>>6770306
You guys got any Lars in this thread?
>>6770310
kms
>>6770340
Explain.
>>6770334
>>6770356
Amethyst isn't impressed by that magic trick.
You'd expect sardonyx to shoot out confetti like a cannon or something.
>>6770361
ugh
>It had been a week since Pearl was poofed.
>Steven was bored out of his mind. Pearl was always the one gem to rain on his fun ironically.
>"Clean up this, clean up that, do this do that, that isn't a toy Steven. "
>Steven went over Pearl's typical vocabulary, it was annoying even in hindsight but Steven still wished she was here, even more so then new Cookie Cats.
>Following the ingrained daily routine Steven donned his favorite blue pajamas and headed to the bathroom.
>The holo "Pearl" was waiting outside eerily.
>Steven had put a cover over it, but it missed.... For lack of a better word, "Human" features.
>Where as Pearl was loving, kind and soft. The blue faux Pearl was jagged, hard and miserable.
>Repeating the same thing over and over.
>Steven paid no mind to it and went into the bathroom.
>Swiftly picking up his Cookie Cat themed brush, Steven put a small amount of Colgate on it.
>He put it in his mouth and started to brush.
>Always the brave one, Steven today decided to user the Citrus mouthwash, as opposed to the mint one.
>He took the toothbrush out of his mouth and cleaned it, before spitting out the rest of the white paste in his mouth.
>"Nice and Clean." he beamed into the mirror.
>Steven felt something warm and sticky drip down his back, it felt like someone had poured warm water down his back.
>Turing his head around Steven saw fake Pearl behind him, her eyes glowed red.
>A sickly spluttering sound was heard in the bathroom as Steven looked down at his chest.
>A single sharpened blue sword proudly stood adjacent to his chest.
>Steven wanted to scream as he felt the weapon pulled from his chest but he couldn't
>His lungs seemed to be dysfunctional as the boy fell to the floor.
>>6770382
>There was a certain irony, Steven shivered feeling cold. He however felt a warmth spreading all down his back as the sticky liquid pooled on the floor underneath him.
>Coughing and spluttering Steven tried to call for help, but let out a painful gasp. He wasn't in pain, or suffering he was just... Scared.
"Challenger Defeated."
>The hologram's rapier dripped with the crimson blood of the Quartz child.
>It's cold mechanical gaze focused on it's challenger as it took a deep breath and closed its eyes.
"Challenger Defeated, do you wish to try again?"
>The Pearl's feet started to flicker as it came into contact with the Gem's blood.
How do you feel about regular dick, mister kys?
>>6770392
K Y S
>>6770392
Let's wait and see.
>>6770395
But...
>>6770401
kys
I mean
>>6770377
>Get the chance to blow my favourite entertainer
>Suddenly get a mouth full of cumfetti
ugh, kys, etc.
>>6770424
all of the above
>>6770424
tch
>>6770422
No takebacks!
>>6770424
is this a deleted scene?
>>6770456
No, but this is.
>>6770448
artist of pic related?
>>6770471
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST THIS PIC FUCK YOU >:(
AKU2
>>6770390
>Steven woke up in a rush
>He gasped for breath, pulling in and exhaling an almost inhuman amount in the ten seconds he was panicking.
>Steven felt his chest with his hands, eveything was there, he was once one piece.
>To make matters worse, he was in his bed. It was clearly the dead of night as the house was silent.
>"Phew must of been a bad dream."
>Steven smiled happily and plopped down form his bed.
>He made sure to move silently as not to wake the gems
>Tiptoeing across the normally creeky seawood flooring Steven went to the fridge, and got his nighttime favorite Cookie Cat.
>He used scissors to make a clean cook on the packaging, in a move that would make Pearl smile at how useless yet neat and tidy it was.
>Steven walked back to his bed when he noticed something odd out the window.
>There was a woman on the beach, a rather broad woman at that.
>It wasn't uncommon for people to walk the beach at night, but this woman was just sitting there on the sandy night beach
>She seemed to be meditating as the waves crashed and thrashed about her.
>Steven was slightly confused by this. He took a bite of the delicious chocolaty treat in his hand and like an assassin headed down without a noise
>The sand squished between his toes as he got closer and closer to the woman. She looked like no one he had ever seen before, was she lost?
>Steven went close and closer to the character
"Hello?" Steven asked her
>>6770456
Nah, that aired live on CN.
>>6770466
>>6770471
https://aku2.tumblr.com/post/154566749676/can-you-do-lapis-peridot-and-jasper-in-three-way
Aku2
>>6770504
>>6770511
Why did every artist grow to hate us when we moved to /trash/?
goddammit, what is with all this futa!? Isn't there one person here who can appreciate pussy?
>>6770089
After the death of his mother, Will sets off to the city of New Amsterdam on a quest to track down his absent father, armed only with her word that he is "a man made of rats"
...yeah, turns out Will's mom was a bit of a nutcase, and after a mouse in his walll starts whispering to him about something called the protomachy, will is starting to think he is too.
Will's path through a city of hidden speakeasies and unseen alleys will be wrought with scheming gods, confusing quests and one really delusional magician, but the one one ray of light is he won't do it alone. He'll be joined by an off-kilter cosmologist who knows more than she says and a half-feral street urchin who thinks they're a cat
>>6770538
Have you seen us?
>>6770531
>>6770538
Because this place is full of ungrateful fucks that take memes too seriously, obviously?
>>6770461
>Peridot
>shapeshifting
NON CANON TRASH
instantly discarded
all this disgusting porn and I can't get a pic of connie peeing. This is so goddamn unfair it's unbelievable
>>6770567
>The gems will never tie you up in the temple and leave you there, feeding you using nothing but their cocks and gallons of hot, sticky cum that you have to work for
>>6770643
tch
>>6770601
I know that feel
>>6770635
while the idea is hot I don't think cum has enough calories that you could actually survive on it, since the volume you'd need to meet say 1500 calories per day would be many times more than what your stomach could hold, even over the course of a day. Also I don't know if the nutrient profile would be adequate.
At least you'd get enough protein to make sick gains.
>>6770635
how long would you survive eating nothing but cum?
Lapis has a cute butt.
>>6770664
http://greatist.com/health/nutrition-of-semen
You'd have to ingest a fuckton of it, daily.
>>6770664
roughly the same amount of time you can live off nothing but eggs
>>6770511
Dinklebop still shows up, so does Yoto sometimes, even Drawendo and Scribblez.
They just don't feel like taking requests most of the time I guess...
>>6770664
I'd say about 18 inches long.
>>6770660
But we have to consider that gems don't naturally have penises or even cum, they have to form that shit.
Which bring up the question, could a gem cum without said cum just poofing away? If their entire bodies are just hard light constructs it seems like once anything has lost connection to the gem itself than it's gone.
>>6770716
If we assume that the gems were getting the cum from somewhere else (townies) and then giving anon the second hand cum the question still stands.
Gems should watch shitty tv while eating takeout.
>>6770542
I appreciate the Pusspuss.
>>6770738
You should hang yourself while streaming it
>>6770542
>posting futa means you don't appreciate pussy
Wrong.
>>6770609
>>6770736
Just so I get this straight, you're suggesting that gems go around town collecting various individuals cum inside their body, and then simply store it in there until the time comes to use it themselves, at which time they will shift the cum into the newly formed testicles?
>>6770767
NOOOOOOooooo, kinda.
>>6770769
Gems don't need to eat but they can still structure their bodies so they can eat and excrete.
I wouldn't say it's impossible they could set up some kind of cum reservoir to store the cum, and a way of pressurising it when they want to fuck anon.
>>6770761
>>6770542
vaginas are lame, many times even kinda gross
why do people presume gems can't make sperm? Rose made egg cells, amethyst and pearl have spit, and nearly every gem around has produced tears
>>6770806
if they can eat then they could cum
>>6770825
Because futa
>>6770825
Was Steven really born from a half magic zygote?
>>6770806
Yes but I don't think gems bodies can preserve natural materials all that well, and cum doesn't tend to last very long if it's not properly sealed.
The question is how long can a gem keep cum fresh inside their body.
>>6770807
>>6770837
What if they make themselves into a refrigerator and store the cum that way?
>>6770837
they could have the cum storage organ placed next to the stomach, and just consume a whole bunch of dry ice or something to keep the cum chilled so it doesn't decay too slowly.
and then optionally a second chamber for reheating the cum to body temperature when it's time to use it
I can't believe this conversation is even a thing what is wrong with us
>>6770846
>>6770855
faggot
>>6770855
Science anon, that is what is wrong
We must make something seemingly illogical, logical
>>6770825
This show doesn't make sense.
>>6770837
that doesn't make sense neither matters. they can sweat and produce tears and saliva. they blush too, so they must have some kind of circulatory system too. they should be able to produce semen if they wanted to
>>6770855
I've talked about weirder shit before and I'm just watching this conversation.
Can someone ask Sugar about this at the next panel? It's sure be better than 90% of those other fucking questions.
Does any anon need a check em?
>>6769745
>>6769785
Oh wait, just found out there's more.
>>6770892
>>6770918
>dtf
>>6770885
we already addressed this
since gem bodies are hard-light constructs anything like cum and tears will disappear once it leaves the gem's body, or maybe after a certain delay.
The point is, hard light would not have the nutrition needed to potentially sustain anon on an all cum diet. They need real cum to feed him.
>>6770835
Actually, it would explain what parts of him are organic and what parts are light
The sperm provides only three real parts to the zygote: the father's dna, an "activating agent" that makes the egg cell start dividing, and the centrosome, which maintains the nanotube structures that hold the cells together.
So while Steven's cells are light, they're held together by organic protein fibers, hence why he doesn't poof when exposed to destablizers
>>6770935
Technically, gems never say they are made of light, they say they turn into light
>>6770935
all those assumptions came right out your ass. rose by example was able to create sentient plants like steven and i don't see those depending of him to exist. there's a fountain of her tears too
>>6770912
Amethyst eats stuff all the time, but we've never observed real matter fall out when she's been poofed.
What has trash done to /sug/?
>>6770928
No.
>>6770985
We don't know if she poofed before eating however, might be that the only times she's been poofed is when all the organic matter inside her has already been digested and expelled into the ocean.
>>6770985
what if she has an internal incinerator that incinerates all the food, or what if when she shape shifts no stomach all the food is crash into dust or something?
>>6770973
>there's a fountain of her tears too
why aren't they bottling that shit? hell why isn't Steven spitting into little shampoo bottles and selling it as a healing balm?
>>6770985
if she can get sick then she must be able to digest food
>>6770998
>>6770988
Enlightened it?
>>6770973
What if Rose made a fountain of healing cum instead of healing tears?
>>6771010
Because it dangerous anon, with great power cums the responsibility not to fuck up
>>6771010
Steven is a retard. Always remember this one base fact.
>>6770961
"They are like holograms, but with mass" - pearl. See https://youtu.be/fOEScwq3slY?t=21
>>6770973
At least when we've seen plants being made e.g. the watermelon Stevens and veggie head, the plant has always come from an existing physical seed that then gets magicked up.
Not sure about the tear fountain though
>>6770988
I don't know who I am anymore.
>>6771024
isn't there already a porn of this?
>>6771049
>>6771060
>>6771037
the saliva touches the seeds and the plants change. independently from steven. same for the tears. the fluids don't depend of his gem, neither rose's since her tears still there
Is there porn of peridoodley doo
>>6771081
can someone please respond to my post ?
>>6771012
It's been stated in the show that the gems just excrete any stuff they eat into the ocean.
>>6771006
the crushing thing is possible, I guess.
>>6771005
In the season two episode "Reformed" we see Amethyst eating a large plate of food and then getting poofed shortly after, with no trip to the ocean in between (and not possible in the intervening timeframe to happen off screen)
>>6771100
Yes, somewhere,
and if not, there will be very soon
>>6771006
But she clearly mentions that she enjoys peeing and potentially shitting in the ocean
>>6771114
yes anon is called take a shit in the ocean you can do it too
>>6771109
Which one
the shitpost
or
the other shitpost?
>>6771125
can you stop with the theories? i don't want to know exactly how stupid you actually are
>>6771146
Thanks
>>6771169
I love you too baby
>>6771049
Jaspis usually isn't cute, but that is adorable.
>>6771085
In both cases the seeds have had contact with Steven. In Gem Harvest he licks the pumpkin seed (pictured), and in the episode where the watermelon Stevens are created that comes from him eating a bunch of watermelon and then spitting the seeds everywhere.
>>6771037
>"They are like holograms, but with mass"
that really makes me wonder what they're made of. Positronium can behave like light with mass, its creation doesn't violate any conservation laws. In addition, it can form chemical bonds with other elements.
The problem there is that on a chemical level, positronium is just extremely light hydrogen. you can't form a humanoid body with just hydrogen
>>6771197
and? the point is that his saliva isn't attached to his body in any way and makes permanent changes in other things. connie got her eyes fixed just from drinking from the same straw
>>6771208
maybe the star trek thing where it's just light backed by a force field of some kind to provide the physical interaction
>>6771242
if I recall right, Startrek Holograms work via Photonics, which in my head seemed to be how SU Gem bodies work, like a hologram without the safety protocols, but then that makes me wonder why the holopearls are distinct, as they can persist even without Pearl to generate it
Hey guys, once I'm done coloring this ill need something else to draw. So bring on the requests.
>>6771264
that sounds fucking stupid. solid light actually exist (more or less) http://www.iflscience.com/physics/crystallized-light-reveals-potential/
>>6771271
Amethyst reclining in a chair.
>>6771271
Amethyst and Jasper being bros.
>>6771158
>>6771271
Lapis and Steven being bros.
>>6771279
Bullshit!
>>6771271
Connie sleeping on the beach and Lapis pissing on her with a mean look on her face
>>6771271
Amethyst and Jasper getting their boobs accidentally glued together
>>6771271
Topless Jasper
>>6771271
stevonnie cumming in her own mouth
>>6771264
Holopearls and monster spawns make things complicated. The simplest possible solution is that we listen to they're exact words. They're LIKE holograms but with mass. That doesn't mean they are. They turn into light, they aren't made of it
Or, you know, they're just some sufficiently advanced scifi concept that we don't understand physics well enough to comprehend. Try explaining minkowski space to Newton and even he'd give you a blank look
>>6771327
it's possible to make light behave like matter
>>6771294
guys can we not argue about physics and stuff and just get back to the basics of what makes this thread great:
mineraloid titty
>>6771338
what are we defining as matter here? Fermions or massive particles?
>>6770738
shitty chinese takeout should not be as expensive as it is
>>6771271
Jasper being a cuck.
>>6771343
Do you read fanfiction?
What ruins a story if so?
>>6771271
Martha catching Lars jerking off and deciding to help?
>>6771366
Saltine you shitposting fuck you better upload all these high quality porns to your dumblr.
Also nice penises, I enjoy them immensely
>>6771396
god, she'd do it too if he saved up enough good boy points
>>6771390
ultra mega cucking that comes out of nowhere
>>6771390
When my favorite character(s) start acting like assholes in completely mundane situations.
>>6771372
they entangled a number of photons to make them act like a single unit. stop repeating words you heard once on a YouTube video
>>6771389
>>6771410
I really don't think Lars is involved with good boy points.
Now his mom feeling guilty for him being a piece of shit and offering him sexual relief in hopes of him cheering up and him abusing it? Absolutely.
Besides GBP are more for someone like Ronaldo or Onion.
>>6771396
I was gunna do that scene a while back but i got lazy halfway through
>>6771390
Well, I get annoyed by OOC characters, poor grammar, killing main characters to make Mary sue/gary stu look good. Male Gems can be really cringy in fiction, so I tend to avoid them
>>6771458
Das some good jerkin anon.
10th crusade when?
>>6771390
I don't know if this counts but high school/college AUs are boring as fuck and are all the fucking same, and there's so many of them that's it's hard to find a decent story. I just want cute little stories in the canon universe I don't give a fuck about the gems going to English class.
>>6771396
>tfw you try to be a good, loving mother but your son is a piece of shit
They should just get Steven to rape Lars so he turns into an infant again and they can start over
>>6771427
>heard once in a youtube video
I've spent the last year of my life extensively researching the ins and outs of this bullshit for my never-to-be-finished novel. I think I have some idea of what I'm talking about
that said, I know experiments have been performed that have managed to grant photons mass or even exhibit chemical properties, but in those cases its either photons being entangled with atomic nuclei or forming onia like the positronium I mentioned.
>>6771407
Yeah I've been lazy on that end but I'll post em sometime on the weekend. Gotta compile everything first.
>>6771462
Will Amber and Shelby have been dating for even a year before they get married? It sounds likes its about to happen soon.
>>6771519
>I've been researching for muh novel
whatever
entangled with other atoms. Princeton University. you should look for the article, is pretty interesting
>"Uhhh, penis extensions, maximum, legally allowable."
>>6771526
>>6771516
>This twisted game needs to be reset
Here is the colored one. Bought to do some of those requests.
>>6771662
>>6771742
I appreciate your hard work, anon!
>>6771742
Very nice work anon. Keep practising and I bet you'll get even better!
http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/post/154580029866/so-i-took-on-a-challenge-for-myself-that
These are really bad.
>>6771742
>the coloured one
DAS RAYCIS
>>6771983
>amethyst
>>6772004
I think Garnet and Lapis are the worse ones for completely missing the of their character designs.
Jasper topless. Turned out....mehish. Could have been better, but whatever, you live and you learn.
>>6772168
I'm going to see that face in my dreams. Very nice!
>>6772168
It's all about practice and study. For what it is I think it's very nice with the exception of the right boob.
I think there were some artbooks posted awhile ago that could really help.
>>6772168
I think you're on the right track anon
I think it would help if Jasper's body markings (the outlines of the reddish stripes) were there since that brings out her character
Forgot the first page.
>>6772702
delete this
>>6772798
the pizza one is from the ep "Kiki's pizza delivery service"
I can't remember the ep name for the one where lapis gem gets damaged but it's legit
it's just clips from the show with a filter put over it to look like a worn out VHS tape
>>6772798
The 1st is from same old world. The 2nd is kiki's delivery service.
>>6772798
You're retard.
>>6772815
Oh. I couldn't remember those scenes from the show. Weird, I usually remember them. Oh well.
>>6772822
>Forgetting a scene or two is retarded
Yeah, sure dumbass
>>6772824
eh, the kiki one is a fairly boring townie episode
the lapis one is worth watching again IIRC
>>6772619
If you're still here, is it possible for you to imgur these? I'm not in a position to save them right now, and would like a link to save this at a later point, please.
Are you happy with your life?
>>6772901
Immensely.
>>6772901
I could be a lot happier, but I could be a lot worse. It's an okay stateof being, I guess.
>>6772901
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>6772920
What kind of gem do you think Centi was?
>>6773048
Speculation seems to be that she's either nephrite jade or trapiche emerald
>>6769355
kill yourself and good morning you fucks
>>6770063
kill yourself
>>6770160
kill yourself
>>6773340
you failed
DED
THRED
>>6773374
we should all be sleeping
>>6773383
fucking timezones
>>6773405
everyone should be sleeping no exceptions I don't care if it 3 in the afternon
>>6773433
>>6772901
i wish i was tall and healthier
>>6773433
but i just woke up
>>6773462
honestly I'm a tall dude and sometimes I wish I was a bit shorter
like being tall is cool but having a long spine makes you prone to chronic back pain and other back issues
>>6773472
BACK TO SLEEP
>>6773476
NEVER
The only solution to ____fags is genocide.
>>6773573
just get rid of the "____" part lmao
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH
>>6773646
new thread...... when
>>6773662
about 80 images or a couple hundred posts? I think
Is the bump limit 500 these days?
>>6773677
300 in /trash/
500 in /co/
>>6773682
OH SHIT
I guess we do need a new thread
>>6773695
Wait until
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