HG: Dance dance revolution
>>6769645
Would you rather I started with your fingers instead?
>>6769551
Sure thing! If you can freely walk this world I don't see why another ruler couldn't indulge in some sightseeing down there.
>>6769548
I'm pretty sure modern science has its own explanation, but for me, this body is still subject to rules I myself can't understand completely. Have you ever heard about Servants?
>>6769538
I'll try my hardest to meet your expectations! After all, you're not the only fleet woman I'm interested in.
>>6769590
My name's Fran Madaraki, I'm a medical scientist. There isn't much more to know, I don't think, and I can't answer your questions unless you ask them.
>>6769596
Asking me why I need the parts is fundamentally the same as me asking you what you're going to eat for lunch tomorrow. Some days you can answer, if you have something planned, or you can make a guess, but for the most part you'll just eat whatever you decide on.
>>6769637
No, I'm a scientist, this coat is just what I wear. It's the same as you wearing the uniform of whatever place you work at.
>>6769645
Oh, I assumed by your outfit and vague wording that we were talking about the same thing.
>>6769659
Yes, but that was done away with in 1865.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs
>tfw cut myself and can't find the band-aids
this is it fellas
>>6769658
Oh yes!! i love the dance dance!!
>>6769687
use your socks
it's survival tactics time, motherfucker
>>6769671
Uhhh, well, thing is...the barrier means'ya can't leave when'ya get down there, unless'ya take the soul of a monster.
>>6769671
>>6769659
Interested in? I hope you just mean for your army. I'm already taken as far as romance goes.
>>6769674
Medical scientist? I might be able to find some way to help you if you can at least try helping me. I was going to ask someone else about this sort of thing but you might be just as good an option. I'm not really sure how to explain this though.
>>6769674
It's not...just the coat. Are you trying to play dumb?
>>6769687
>Kisses it better.
That's how people fix it right?
>>6769671
>>6769558
Thanks really buff guy with a beard, you're alright.
If someone I like shows up I swear I'll RP with them so hard
>>6769666
Could you repeat what "starting with the fingers" involves, exactly?
>>6769674
No, no! That's just creepy. I'm more of a "3D printer" type of guy than I am a "cutting out somebody's lower intestine" guy.
Oh, and the outfit's a fashion statement. *You* probably wouldn't understand.
>>6769671
Who is the other seafaring gal you have your eyes on champ?
>>6769634
when in doubt, think of her
>>6769732
But no one you like will show up.
>>6769674
You won't gain what you seek if you choose to be so cryptic about it. Though I have a feeling the result will be the same even if you do tell me what you need such things for.
>>6769738
Breaking them. Preferably in half
>>6769732
it is i ocelot. risk plz
>>6769725
>tfw kaito will never kiss your boo-boo
>>6769732
Sup.
Alright, I made a wallpaper of avas in "Limbo." Basically, I'm not going to say they're gone forever, but I don't have any interest in playing them at the moment. If you want to pick any of them up, PM me on Discord at TND#5585 and I'll upload the folder to Mega to give to you. All of them have a chance of coming back if they aren't picked up by someone else.
>>6769753
Ohhhhhh, that's what you meant. I thought ... yeah, okay. I understand now.
Please don't do that.
>>6769538
>>6769723
>tfw you're blind as a bat
Yuubari... My name is Richard, and there's no need to thank me. I am always happy to offer assistance to those in need.
>>6769767
lol ok
Post avas and rate.
>>6769771
You sure? You seemed so eager for me to get started.
>>6769750
Y-yeah ha-haha
>>6769704
Barrier? That means no monsters can walk among men because of that? But why are you the exception?
>>6769727
I could say the same about you, champion! How about joining the army of Alexander the Great?
>>6769723
Wahahahaha! Not at all, I'm not looking for brides, but strong warriors! I want to recruit Nagato into my forc, perhaps you're acquainted with her.
>>6769674
...Dune away in 1865? Perhaps there's a misunderstanding, forgive me!
>cough cough
Have you ever heard about Magic?
>>6769779
>
>>6769782
Well, you know, people can change their minds. Happens quite often, especially when breaking fingers is part of the equation.
>>6769761
I would, but that doesn't mean go out and injure yourself on purpose.
>>6769723
I guess there's no harm in asking me. After all, I'm sure I can help you in one way or the other.
What's your issue?
>>6769724
No, I genuinely don't understand the comment.
>>6769738
You're right, I probably wouldn't. I suppose we're finished here, then. Have fun with your business.
>>6769751
I would say, realistically, I'll probably be using them for experiments. There's always the chance someone will come knocking on my door clinging to life and need a transplant, though, so I suppose we can't rule that out. Among other things another use I could have for it is keeping my sister, Adorea, alive. She desperately needs organs to continue functioning.
Do those three answers satisfy you or should I list off the more unlikely uses?
>>6769799
The trading card game or the fictional concept of magic in general?
>>6769779
>>6769732
A-Am I decent at the most?
>>6769779
I'd say it's a perfect score all around, but who am I to judge? It's all in perspective.
>>6769779
>>6769787
>shows up
>>6769799
Ta'be honest, I dunno. I was just kinda...here one day.
And yeah, ya'humans banished all monsters'ta the Underground after'ya won the great war.
>Posts ava chart
>Comments nice shit about everyone else
Now give me (You)'s
>>6769779
>Lurking intensifies
>>6769804
>Decapitates myself
>>6769829
Your Ava's suck faggot
>>6769803
Really? But I haven't changed mine.
>>6769807
>She grabs her head with her hand
Ahh, I don't know what's gotten into me, but I've been commented on people's fashion all day for some reason. I guess you people never fail to surprise me in that sense.
>>6769779
>>6769807
Hold a moment, you gather body parts in order to assist others? I admit that that wasn't the answer I was expecting.
>>6769779
1/2
>>6769844
2/2
>>6769779
TBwhen/10
>>6769779
>>6769799
Do you have bread?
>>6769839
>brings the cupcakes of forgiveness
>>6769764
Oh, I stand corrected! What's going on dude?
>>6769811
Decent isn't neutral enough.
>>6769820
>waves
>>6769832
Well.. There's no point in doing it if you were dead though..
>>6769830
This is the perfect example of quality > quantity because ( and tell me if it's also the case for you ) I don't remember seeing any of these characters into games.
>>6769833
Fuck you kys
>>6769807
Hey, wait! You gotta tell me your name, y'know, in case I ever happen across a lung while walking down the streets, and I'd be willing to sell it to you. Bay Area's batshit crazy like that sometimes.
>>6769835
Well, that's one against one, so what're ya gonna do? I guess they're right when they say this country's so divided nowadays.
But yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't break my fingers in half. I like them as they are.
>>6769869
Baited ;^) He's never coming
>>6769779
Need to update this.
>>6769807
Wrong, I'm talking about real magecraft. Can you think of any explanation as of why Alexander the Great stands here before you, when it was a fact that I died in 11 June 323 BC at the age of 32?
>>6769821
Ohh? Perhaps this war happened way after my lifetime, on in another timeline! I've yet to find any records of such war, after all.
>>6769865
I have something better that has bread, a sandwich! But yes I do have some from my trip to the grocery store.
>>6769869
Hmph! Tell me every pertinent bit of information about yourself right now! In fifty words or less!
>>6769775
>I am convinced that I have absolutely no peripheral vision at this point.
Nice to meet you Richard, and I'm not going to rescind my thanks.
>>6769799
Ah, well I'm sure she'd be one of the stronger warriors to recruit from among us, even if she has begun doubting herself.
>>6769807
Well, I'm not exactly human, but my friends and myself were created by humans and served them loyally until we had some disagreements. The problem is that I'm not sure how we are made, and I think only one of us may know, but if she doesn't then we have no knowledge of how to reproduce.
>>6769803
Left one stands out. Others are barely seen.
>>6769811
I find you boring at most times. Hetalia doesn't fit HG that well.
>>6769815
Satou and Dandy are great, the rest are you stepping down.
>>6769830
That's a lot of avas I barely see. Play them more is all I can say.
>>6769839
I find your 3D avas to be better than non 3D which is a miracle as it's usually the opposite.
>>6769844
>>6769853
Marshton > rest
>>6769859
One of the only ones here that has a constant flow of male avas.
>>6769862
Ywrach and Aizen are coming to haul your ass.
>>6769852
(You) for a (You)
>>6769893
Okay, you got me. My hopes were up and they were dashed effectively.
>>6769870
>comes back as a headless zombie
>clumsly bumps into everything
>>6769779
>
>>6769830
>Ed was fun as fuck, drop everyone else and main her.
>>6769862
>>6769925
You should put yourself out there more instead of waiting for people to talk to you.
>>6769914
>you stepping down.
>What does this mean? I try with all of them equally.
>>6769852
>Thank you.
I'm gonna post some tunes! Fucking listen to them or not, I don't care!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UB6q9jIWZ8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MoH_Zk0C8ow
>>6769914
>Yeah, I need more images for Giorgi (middle) and I don't feel like I'm ready to fully play Kuzu-P yet. Do you have any other thoughts on Wrench besides standing out?
>>6769852
After careful consideration and a night of drinking, I can safely say you're a 9.toomanynines/10.
>>6769869
So I'm alright? I'm going to take that as a compliment. It's better to be alright than bad.
>>6769914
>That might be my fault. Either way, I'll try to make it a bit more entertaining for everyone.
>>6769867
Maybe? I dunno. Stuff gets funky 'round here with timelines n'stuff.
>>6769914
>Really? The only 3D one I use consistently is Zer0, but still. Thanks.
I hate threads about HG without HG.
>>6769906
Then I shall accept it with grace. I hope the search goes well for you.
>>6769914
>That's just because I like their personalities. Rest assured, Richard would be best Graces girl if he were one.
>>6769942
>mfw
>>6769835
I'm not completely sure what people wear here, so it would only be natural that my dress code be a little bit off. Still, if you've got something better for me to wear, I don't think it would be terrible to try it on, if that would make me more welcome.
>>6769841
Helping people isn't the express purpose, but who am I to deny someone in need? In fact, I can't. I'm, in every sense of the word, incapable of letting people die if I can prevent it.
It's not something I'm able to do.
>>6769892
Fran Madaraki. If you search "Professor Madaraki" online you'll be able to find my Professor's address relatively easily regardless of where you are in the world. I'm in the lab most of the time so I would urge you to feel free to come by whenever you find something.
>>6769897
There are plenty of people with the same name, or those that believe they were someone else in a past life. It usually stems from brain damage. Were you struck on the head as a child?
>>6769906
So you're telling me you want me to find a way to keep your species in existence. That sounds easy enough, really, as long as you're cooperative.
Do you have money? I could bring you back to my lab and have every answer you need ready by next week, granted you'd be unconscious for most of that time, so it would only seem like a few minutes at the most.
>>6769779
>Screw it, since everyone else is doing it.
http://m.imgur.com/a/jSLh6
>There's your update from me.
>>6769959
<3
>>6769952
It means they're shit compared to those two.
>>6769954
Figures. He's fun, different than the rest of the shit.
>>6769956
It's just that you pick Hetalia characters. They mix badly in HG. Had this been Risk they would stand out more.
>>6769962
Zero is not 3D. He's vidya.
>>6769963
Yeup, so do I.
>>6769964
That happens a lot. Some guys would be best girls if it only were for that switch of gender.
>>6769898
>Channels inner lambda-11 for a massive exposition dump
>>6769956
Nah, you're okay in my book. I admire the amount of bitches you reel in.
>>6769950
I reply to the slides when I'm in the mood to arr pee and call out an avafags sharing the same event. I just don't do it too often. I sorta don't wait anymore because I know nobody besides Wiggins, Soviet and Okarin feel like talking to me first.
>>6769880
>I could drop some of the ones I use less (Two-Face/Marvel/Chowder/Shinichi/etc). I'll give it some thought to try and thin the numbers.
>>6769914
>I'll either be doing this or just removing a few.
>>6769925
>Ed is one of my favorite more recent ones, definitely.
>>6769906
Nagato has had more confidence lately so she's fine now. She still needs some time off I think.
>>6769920
>I-it's like a less cute Lala..
I'm not going to kiss the gaping wound that is your neck.
Someone have a pastebin with HG codes?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11892978
http://www.strawpoll.me/11892978
http://www.strawpoll.me/11892978
>>6769952
>Here, I don't know if you have this or not, I think it's the same character.
>>6769982
>Technically 3D vidya, but I see what you mean. I just find it strange since I've barely used The Dude and I just started using Durst today.
>>6769956
>Hugs an cries into your shoulder saying sorry a hundred times over.
>>6769983
>isn't even sure what's going on
>is inundated with FF level exposition overload
>passes out
>>6769982
>Ah, you just don't like them regardless of effort. Fair enough.
>>6769964
If all else fails, I'll just have to be more forceful in getting better directions to their place once I see the attic dweller that lives with this Darling again.
>>6769972
That's part of it, but I have more selfish reasons too. I'll give you what I can afford to spare for the answer.
>>6769987
Oh, that's excellent to hear. I hate seeing my friends down on themselves.
>>6769799
A baguette with butter is all I need. But I like to sing over fight.
>>6769996
http://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
>>6769999
>Already have it, thank you anyway.
>>6770013
Effort doesn't matter when they're boring.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11892995
>>6769982
>Because then they'd be in an environment suited to them. I guess I'll need to work on picking new ones.
>Comedy tends to not mix well with a semi-serious setting.
>>6769983
I'm okay in your book? Awesome. I guess I'm too charismatic for everyone here to handle, but I'm glad that someone admires me for it. Amazing.
>>6770009
...You're forgiven. However...
>America, for a lack of a better word, looks pissed.
Give me one good reason not to slap you right this very moment, Garma. You've got ten seconds. Go.
>>6769972
It sounds as if you're under some sort of spell or curse...
>>6770015
Pressing for more information never hurt anyone of course. Unless it's a personal matter.
>>6769972
Alright then, I'll keep that in mind! I'm Wrench, and if you search that online you'll get lots of images of hand tools, so just take my number.
>He hands you a slip of paper with his phone number on it and a heart next to it
>>6769982
>Thanks. That's what I've been aiming for since the start.
>>6769914
Thank (You)
>>6769839
I wish you ERP'd. 9/10 regardless.
>>6769986
I replied to you but that's pretty much the same for everyone else
Between characters that were played like a year ago and characters that were almost never played and characters that are just bland overall ( some characters combining two or all the criteria ) how am I supposed to remember them ?
There's a bias here because you remember all of the characters you played ( which is normal ) and you believe others also remember them all ( not the case ).
>>6770084
>TND
>>6770024
>Then I should also be boring with Dandy and Satou.
>>6769979
>p-pets
>gibs candies
>>6770084
>T...Thanks?
>>6770092
It doesn't work that way. You can put effort into a boring character, they'll still be boring. Put the effort in a fun character, they'll be entertaining.
>>6770064
o hai Jack
>>6770098
>>6770046
No you totally should! I was so stupid for doing that! I don't deserve a friend like you, I'm such an idiot, I didn't realize what I had...now I know you hate me! Everyone does!
>>6770118
>kicks you in the balls
>>6770015
That's fine. My rates are normally higher than most people can afford, but you've got me interested in whatever you are. I don't deal with non-humans where I come from, so this is all new to me.
My theory is that, since your appearance is so close to that of a human, someone was playing God with brainwaves and augmentations.
You see, the brain runs on electron pulses, and when those pulses are sent in specific patterns, it creates things like thought, emotion, and memory. It's not as complex of a system as you'd think, it's just the sheer amount of patterns that could possibly relay through your brain-- they're nearly endless.
Obviously, altering those patterns can lead to catastrophic effects, from erasing memory altogether to making you believe with one hundred percent certainty that you are a frog.
If I'm right, it should be as simple as determining what kind of augmentations you have, what organs may potentially have been changed or altered inside of your body, and how to use them.
>>6770047
No, those don't exist. It's all just the wiring of a human brain. My professor created me in a way that would emulate the ultimate medical scientist, and succeeded. He's an amazing man.
>>6770050
>She looks down at the piece of paper and pinches it daintily between two fingers, looking the number over and tucking it into her pocket.
Thank you.
..Though, I suppose while I'm here, I could use a few dozen new syringes.
And potentially spare scalpels or scissors.
Do you have any of those?
Hm.
Even a rib cage spreader will do.
>>6770117
D-Don't eat too much or you'll get a tummy ache.
>>6770138
I'm not a kid. I know when to stop eating, you know?
>>6770046
>feedback
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU DOWN YOU FRUITY FUCK
>>6770129
>falls over crying in the fetal position
I-i totally deserved that.
My favourite digimon is: ______
>>6770015
It is good to see her brighten up. She also mentioned something about being ready for a new role or something
>hands over a small package to you
>>6770158
You certainly look like a little kid...
>>6770100
I'm sorry. Those goat faces just do things to my dick. Can't help it.
>>6770103
>That sounds very biased. Boring characters can be entertaining if you know how to play them, and if you suck in general it wouldn't matter if you use the face of a based character like Spike from Cowboy Bebop for example. But I'm happy you at least like what I do with my boys even if the others seems boring to you.
>>6770170
PIKACHU
>>6770130
You were made artificially? Ah, look at the time. As much as I'd relish in making that head of yours spin with my spells, I must be off. I shall most definitely keep you in mind, miss.
>>6770170
Flamedramon's lengthy musky taint.
>>6770181
Boring characters are boring by definition.
Find a character boring or not is up to personal tastes.
>>6770130
You know, I probably have at least one of those, but I'm feeling really tired right now so I'm just gonna go ahead and not look for them. Sorry, but sleep calls, man. Make sure to give that number a call when you can!
>He leaves the room with laptop and scrap bag in hand
>>6770173
Looks are deceiving! Believe it or nor, I happen to be a sophisticated and mature super lady!
>>6770190
>ramsay
SOMEONE DO A HG OR YOUR WILL BE RAPED IN THIS NIGHT
>>6770085
>That's understandable. This may sound dumb, but I feel a sense of loyalty sort of? I don't want to just drop the chatacter, but I feel like the only way to give each one some time is to go full autism and make a schedule. Regardless, I'll think of something and hopefully find a way to make the characters that are bland more interesting (at least depending on their situation.)
>>6770181
A boring character is boring by standards. If you want to rp them right they'll still be boring. That's why I say Satou and Dandy > rest, they aren't inherently boring.
>>6770203
Nah, I'm just me. I was also accused of being TND.
>>6770047
Well, it's a little personal, but I think I'm old enough that I can have some leeway with being like that.
>>6770130
I'll place my full trust in you to find out all the little tidbits then.
>>6770171
Yeah, I recommended it myself actually.
>She takes the package.
What's this?
>>6770118
I'll get to work on that soon, because you need to comprehend the consequences of your actions! I don't hate you, but hot damn, you must've blown a fuse that night!
What the hell made you think it was a good idea to kill yourself in front of your best friends? No, no, scratch that; what gave you the audacity, the NERVE to come back half an hour later like nothing ever happened? You could've came back a day later, but no, you just had to come back right when were we in the second stage of the five stages of grief!
>>6770161
WHAT? NO, I'M NOT LETTING THEM GET ME DOWN! I'M JUST THINKING OF WHO TO PICK UP NEXT, THAT'S ALL!
>>6770170
>Flamedramon. I was gonna avfag him until I realized I had no clue what personality he had, and I can't find any episodes to find out.
>>6770176
>I hope making it shrink.
>>6770214
What's her new role? It's an early present for you so open it up.
>>6770222
His personality is his slab of ass meat. Goteboy could RP him fine. Too bad he doesn't ERP though...
>>6770212
Post your pets.
>>6770221
Gonna stick with the Hetlia motif or are ya gonna spread those magnificent eaglewings a little?
>>6770246
I-I would but my cat's having surgery...
Josh is an asshole, fuck Josh
>>6770202
You truly are the smartest kitten.
>>6770246
>pets
>>6770188
>>6770198
Alright, I'll see you both whenever I stop by again.
>>6770214
So I'd hope. What do you know about yourself so far? That's different than humans, that is.
>>6770170
i like every digimon except the mecha ones
>>6770246
>>6770170
I think you need to check this for take decision
>>6770238
>
>>6770261
I thought that dog had two human penises coming out of him for a second.
>>6770261
These look like old men arms. How old are you?
>>6770221
I know...I'm so pathetic. I wasn't in the right mind that night.
>>6770246
3 cats, two rabbits, a bearded dragon, and a snake.
>>6770270
Don't get give me that look. I really like you.
>>6770211
>>6770194
>I hope you've watched/read their sources at the very least then hence why you think they're cool. Alexander is one based fucker from his source, if I'm boring as him it means I'm the one who sucks, not the character. Can't defend my girls though, saber does suck even in her source.
>>6770246
Look at these fat fucks
>>6770284
Your mother has dick thumbs.
>>6770284
...sorry.
>>6770226
It's usually ill advised to take gifts from strangers, but you seem like you mean well so alright. I'll open it at home though. As for Nagato, to put it simply, she is going to become an instructor for future generations.
>>6770256
Well, general traits that seem to apply across the board are unusually great degrees of strength and resilience to physical trauma, as well as the capacity to wield specialized equipment that allows us to act as combatants on the water against equally powerful creatures. Other than that, I can't say for certain. I should probably mention that due to an injury I received during my time around these arenas, my arms were replaced with advanced prosthetics.
>>6770246
>>6770292
I want to hug the Sucy.
>>6770279
>That's...somewhat strange, but alright.
>>6770246
We got her haircut just as the winter weather arrived, so we got her a jacket to wear that she really like.
>>6770249
Honestly, I was considering picking up Prussia and maybe ditching Poland. Heck, might even pick up female Prussia to break from the boys. I'm gonna spread my wings when I see Moana, because I've been interested in it for a while!
>>6770276
Damn right you weren't, you... You...!
>Alfred reels back his hand and weakly slaps Garma, his pissed expression turning into a heartbroken one.
Don't do it again, you ass! You made me break a promise! Never, ever do it again, or else I'll never forgive you!
>>6770317
Hm. Are you sure you aren't human, or do you only assume that? What you've told me so far just point towards augmentations. I can't imagine an entirely different species looking this similar to humans, it goes against evolution.
>>6770317
What will she do as an instructor?
>>6770327
Are you going to play as anymore smol creatures? Will you ever bring Asriel here?
>>6770324
>You aren't a mushroom, are you?
>Now to finish this huge burger and go back to RP.
>>6770292
I've seen little witch academia but that's beyond the point.
>>6770344
No, no, no, no. All wrong. Take all your opinions and toss them out of the nearest window immediately.
Pick up Germany instead. He's hot.
>>6770246
>>6770347
I don't really know, but I have my reasons for believing we may not really be a product of evolution, but rather something else created by humans to serve as weapons on the ocean. That said, we eat, sleep and excrete waste so I don't think we're machines.
>>6770363
>I reasonably could since he's not just my favorite Undertale character, but my favorite vidya character of all time, but I already have two UT avs so that might be a bit much. Also, he'd act a lot like Smolgore anyways.
>>6770367
I am.
>>6770385
Can't. Someone else already picked him up; I think it was Kamina? Can't remember. Chances are he's still keeping him, so I'm gonna have to pick Prussia. Besides, I can't play Germany to save my life.
>>6770396
You were definitely made using a human body, that much is undeniable. Frankly, if I had to guess right now, I'd just assume you're the same as me.
A being created from a human corpse to be something ideal for the creator.
>>6770344
>He takes the slap and keeps crying on Alfred's shoulder
I don't even know what promise it was, but I'm so sorry! I should just bury my face in shame and never come here again. Why...why am I so stupid?
>>6770374
>Nigga Alexander IS based, the broest of bros, he's not "boring" by default unless you've watched the source and genuinly find the character boring to you, therefore my RP with him would be shit compared to Madman and Dandy, regardless of effort.
>>6770404
>GODDAMIT I KNEW YOU'D DO THAT.
>>6770396
>excrete
I want yuubari to dump coolant all over me
>>6770367
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MUSHROOMS!
>>6770423
>kissu
>>6770385
>Pick up Germany instead. He's hot.
Rinoa knows what's up.
I miss Robbie!!
>>6770423
>huggu
>playing vidya
>after 15
wew
my
fucking
lads
>>6770292
I have seen the sources. Satou and Dandy make me want to rewatch the sources. Your other characters have the opposite effect.
>>6770455
>only having fun for 15 years of your life
Kek
>>6770423
>head pats
>>6770418
You don't have to take that shit from someone like him. You're America goddammit! You take what you want when you want and God forbid you don't have the moral high ground while you do it.
Germany might be just what you need to break up the monotony of the comfort zone. Enough with the nice guys, play an aggressive, hot alpha male.
>>6770419
Unless a corpse could be made to resume growth, I don't think that would be it. I can recall something of a childhood, though it wasn't all that normal.
>>6770432
>Define coolant.
>>6770460
>videogames are fun
>>6770450
>He never got to truly show us how to be number one.
>>6770455
You're on HG.
>>6770468
What makes you think it's not possible? If restoring brain activity is possible, then allowing for aging would be a figurative walk in the park. I know as a scientist I'm supposed to keep an open mind, but I can't see a discovery leading us in any other direction, here.
>When newfags are objectively better at rp than you
>>6770470
>videogames are fun
Yes.
I could be aaaany avatar in the world and I can't think of shit.
>>6770491
>realizing that you post this every day
Wew
>>6770496
No.
Shoshon the Elegant
The White Tiger King
>>6770420
It was one I made to a friend of mine, to not ever break down in front of others! Come back whenever you want, but you have to promise me never to do that again!
>Alfred wipes a few tears from his eyes, trying to calm down.
You're not dumb. The REAL question is "Why do I make rash decisions?"
>>6770465
But he's older than me, so he'd sic his friends on me if I were to demand to take Germany from him! I'm America, yeah, but I have to not do it if I want to keep my amazing reputation clean!
You're describing Prussia to me. He's like Germany but more fun! I'd consider it if I could play someone like him.
>>6770497
Play Wendy. From Wendy's.
>>6770497
What do you like, anon?
>>6770497
Play vidya, read manga, watch anime. anything works
Did you hear? Soviet is going to host soon.
>>6770433
>W-What is this?
>>6770444
>>6770454
>>6770464
>I'm calling the police as we speak.
>>6770458
>I won't speak for Sucy, Edge Saber and Kanaka, but you should watch Fate Zero only for Iskander, if you find him boring as fuck then it ends there, otherwise it means I failed but Iskander from Fate Zero did not.
>>6770497
Be uncle grandpa
>>6770497
my left testicle
>>6770529
I've decided. I'm going to be Uncle Grandpa.
>>6770529
God no
>>6770484
Well, your understanding of medicine is probably much greater than mine, so until you've had me under and can say with more certainty, I'll keep that idea in mind.
>>6770547
Yes.
>God
What is worst, a closet homo or a complete fucking faggot?
>>6770552
>>6770519
I've got to level with you boss. I know jackshit about Prussia.
Sell me on why he/she/it/they would be a good, entertaining choice. I demand it.
>>6770543
>>6770565
Closet. At least have the balls to admit you like cock.
>>6770552
Then I see no reason to waste time talking about it any more than we need to.
Clear seven days in your schedule and give me a call as soon as you can. Also, bring money. Yen preferably but I also accept the dollar.
>>6770565
Both are faggots in the end
>>6770565
Closet. I'll admit I'd fuck a dude in the ass. I wouldn't take it though.
>>6770573
Prussia was the best part of the German Empire. Fuck Bavaria and Saxony.
>>6770571
Yes?
>>6770589
I'll do that and get back to you.
>>6770573
I'll tell you why! Prussia's... Well, he's like me, but... He's Germany's big brother, calls himself awesome all the time, and... That's not good, wait...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-vQUOEha8
There's this factor. That song sold me.
>>6770522
>>6770523
I'm never gonna avafag good because I haven't pretended before!
>>6770524
Starting date when?
>>6770519
>He buries his face into your chest soaking it with tears
I'm supposed to be an admiral and I'm acting like a child. I promise I won't hurt you like that again.
>>6770607
>>6770455
not even a normie, just a fag (if only mobile games were removed from this shit)
>>6770639
What is this?
>>6770639
Post full faggot
>>6770621
is easy!. after 2 months you will have more than 10 avas
>>6770628
...
>He sighs, patting Garma on the back.
You're an admiral, but all you need is a small bit of guidance to get back to the top. Don't worry about me, man, worry about that other chick. She looked like she was taking it HARD.
>>6770648
>>6770649
>filename
>>6770621
Ah don't worry about it. If you get shit, be a good sport and ask for specifics on What they don't like, and how you can do better.
>>6770659
>Bellybuttons are lewd you know.
>>6770617
>>6770603
>She pinches the bottom of her chin, nodding as she takes the information in with a thoughtful hum.
I see, I see...
Is he hot?
>>6770650
>I remember back in October when I started I figured "I'm gonna be fine with using just Smolgore. I don't need any more avs." And, well...
>>6769839
>>6770669
I found it funny
>>6770672
Well, I was planning on playing the gal version to break away from the mold, but...
>Sighing, Alfred pulls out a picture, presenting it to the woman.
He's Germany's big brother. I'll let you decide for me, since it's all a matter of taste. I'll grab more pictures if you need 'em!
>>6770679
>Funny or not, it's lewd.
>>6770678
i already tell you that everyone gets new avas when they bored about the ones they already have
>>6770655
I know...another reason why I am so stupid...
>>6770669
They smell like butts.
>>6770724
Oh, calm down, man, it's not like people hate you or anything because of it. I'm a bit pissed, yeah, but I don't hate you.
You need a bit of guidance. Everyone needs it at times; heck, I did once, too. Well, multiple times, but that's not important. Just think your actions through instead of acting on impulse!
>>6770713
They are pure and cute
>>6770747
You're right as always. It's just hard when emotions get the better of you.
>>6770016
>>6769972
>>6769906
>Sorry for dropping our conversations like that, got carried away eating and talking with anon.
>goodnight.
>>6770770
I won't lie, emotions took hold of me once, and I made some PRETTY friggin' dumb decisions because of it. The consequences still happen, even to this day. I wonder if she hates me...
I'm not saying that you shouldn't follow your heart, I'm saying that you should keep level-headed.
>>6770774
Goodnight and don't worry 'bout it.
>>6770706
No friggin way!
I-jeez, I feel like I'm gonna melt just holding this...
>She finds a more comfortable place to prevent further lightheadedness and stores the picture down the front of her blouse.
I-I think this one has done enough. Thanks Alfred. As you were.
...
Yep. Still boring.
>>6770790
Oh...you had troubles with someone before...I-I didnt know. Sorry.
>>6770826
Ay, baby, what's the matter?
NGW?
>>6770826
You know what's fun? Human ritualistic sacrifices.
>>6770744
>I didn't know that.
>>6770756
>They are not.
>>6770774
>It's alright.
>>6770854
Never
>>6770856
COMET PING PONG.
>>6770842
What's it to you, Malibu's Most Wanted?
>>6770856
Hey, if you give me time to rob some idiot blind, I'll leave you with the poor guy to use as you want.
>>6770809
Yes friggin' way! He calls himself awesome for a reason! Ask me for a few more, I've got a good feeling you want 'em.
>Laughing to himself, he pulls out one more, hoping that it doesn't make the girl faint.
For perspective, I'm doing the gal version. Do you think I'm doing the right choice?
>>6770826
It's my fault, dude. I'd live up to expectations, but I kinda like being this way. S-Sorry.
>>6770828
Huh? Dude, I'm refering to Ame-rica. I pissed her off because I was a bit upset, and she probably hates me now. Scratch that, she DOES hate me now.
Don't worry about it, it's an honest mistake. I don't have that many exes, come on.
>Alfred
>Alright lads. Arakune tommorow, Bedman the next day, and so on so forth down the list (>>6769830). For now, I'm heading to bed. Hopefully this will let me finally get more equal time with my avas, especially the ones I don't use as often. G'night.
>>6770856
>>6770877
I think deep down she probably likes you more than most. She just has a funny way of expressing herself.
>>6769985
not any three of them
Might jjust kill myslef :(
>>6770862
#killroom
#murder
Play Eat Drink!
>>6770866
Petty theft is for children. Impress me with something really cool by arbitrary social standards.
>>6770877
You know what I think.
Doesn't really matter what I think. What matters my dear Alfred, is what you think. You start doing things by someone else's standards and you'll start to lose sight of why you were doing things in the first place.
>>6770915
>Indiana Jones ava never
>>6770866
Whoa, chill, babygirl. I'm just askin' what's eatin' you up.
>>6770942
I would but I could never do Indy justice.
>>6770877
Huh? No, it's not your fault. You're always fun.
>>6770942
No way, petty theft is my forte. My bread and butter. I didn't buy any of the clothes I'm wearing, and I love it.
>>6770953
Wait a second... You look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
>>6770940
You want me to make greeting posts instead? Because I can, I just often lack something interesting to say.
>>6770980
Probably, yeah, baby. Tell me, you ever hear of Limp Bizkit?
>>6770980
Only have the fortitude to steal from Salvation Army huh? Sad.
>>6770967
He needs the right setting for that to peak I think.
>>6770893
Good night, man.
>>6770917
I doubt it, but hey! It's all up to interpretation. Seeing the ice queen melt would definitely shock me, that's for sure. Her way of expressing herself is... Pretty masochistic, I won't lie. It's not about her, though, nor is it about me.
It's about you, and how we can help you out.
>>6770942
Ooh. I have a feeling you'll like her when she comes here, then. Or he. I'm still unsure...
It does matter how I think, but honest criticism helps out quite a bit. I'm going to mull it over and see how it is, but believe me, it's gonna be a fun time. Kesesesesesese...
>>6770980
I know, but my shouting tends to drive others up the wall whenever I'm around. It's become routine at this point, so I guess I'm so abnormal it's normal? It's how I see it.
>>6771009
Well, I could try Short Round instead. Maybe even Henry Jones Sr.
>>6771004
Oh, wow, haven't heard that name in a while. I listened to you guys all the time when I was like 13. You still exist? I thought you died in a plane crash or something.
>>6771009
Ooh, sassy. You better watch where you step, or that pretty little face of yours is going to cave into your skull.
>>6771013
I like the shouting. Keeps the place interesting. Y'know, I never really took you as the kind of guy with low self esteem.
>>6771058
Nah, girl, we alive and we kickin'! And we're still puttin' out jams like it's 1999!
Goodnight, HG
>>6771068
Good night, anon.
>kissu
>Garfielf opens the thread door slowly and enters the thread quietly
>after entering the thread Garfielf slowly closes the thread door
>>6771058
Hey, you're not wrong! I'd like to think a bit more different to your average person here. I'm not broody like the rest of them.
...Well... I guess it's kinda common, right? I'm the hero, but every hero has his off days, and I ain't no different, unfortunately.
>>6771068
Good night, dude. Have a good rest.
>>6771068
Goodnight, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect.
>>6771013
Face it. I'm beyond help Alfred, I was dumb enough to kill myself not once but twice.
Hallo hammer games
>>6771013
Do what makes you happy. That's all I can say.
As for my preferences well...I'm partial to the stronger sex myself. As a fan of strong sex there's a dire lack of it around here.
>>6771023
There's a good bit of potential there. Might be fuuuuuun
>>6771058
Okay, whoa. I was at like a four and you took it to like, a ten.
>>6771095
>ooens the door behind garfielf.
>>6771121
>Garfielf turns around
Gallo?
>>6771095
Yo, it's a motherfuckin' talkin' cat! What the fuck kinda shit did I DO last night?!
>>6771065
Really, now? When was your last album?
>>6771097
Well, you're still nice to look at on your off days. That's worth something.
...I mean, you're entertaining. Y'know.
>>6771120
Well, what's the point of taking it slow? If you've got a problem with me, no reason to toe around it.
>>6771139
Sleap?
>>6770997
I'll just kill myself instead I'm not worthy...
>>6771103
Keep up that attitude and you WILL be beyond help. I don't know what's making you think you deserve death, but let me tell you, you don't. Trust me.
>>6771120
I'm gonna pick one of them soon. I know that I should pick someone that isn't from Hetalia, but that's what I'm going to see Moana for.
Hm? So... From what I can tell, you're saying you're the submissive one? Then it's settled. You're gonna love Prussia, and that's a 60% guarantee!
>>6771149
I... Well, I do look pretty good, but I don't think it's about that. It's about me being nice to be around!
...It's in my nature, right? I'm an entertaining guy at heart.
>>6771129
>offers plate of spaghett
>>6771149
Comin' out soon, babygirl! Look out for Stampede of the Disco Elephants on iTunes, Amazon, whatever the fuck you use!
>>6771160
...I mean, yeah, but I meant drugs! 'Cause I'll be damned if I ain't never seen a talkin' cat before!
>>6771175
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>6771173
Well...what can I do?
>>6771162
Man I'm fucking garbage what the fuck are you talking about?
>>6771175
>Garfielf looks at the spaghetti
Wit teh fuck is this shit?
>>6771184
Wall looks like you hav a story to tell your friends when u get out of her.
New. Game. When?
>>6771210
Spaghett for you.
>>6771212
FUCKING. NEVER.
>>6771191
Well... A lot of things, really. Pick up a hobby, think about the people to live for... All things considered, your path in life has already been laid down.
>>6771210
'Bout how I chatted with a fuckin' walkin' and talkin' cat? They'd laugh my ass outta there!
...Might make for a killer song, though.
>>6771173
Yep, that's the truth. Some people just look better, and are more fun, without even trying. Like you. And me, of course.
>>6771184
>snickers
Nice to know your album titles are still top notch. So, where's your guitarist at? The cute one?
I need to masturbate
>>6771220
Spageti?
Qhaut is this spageti?
>>6771149
Problem with you? Hrm..
Hey, hey. You know what those rappers say.
I got ninety nine prolems butta bitch ain't one.
>>6771173
Ahh... I don't like putting labels on things. Go with the flow, that's my little philosophy. I guess we'll see about Prussia, I'll be sure to say hello when the chance arises.
>>6771245
U write sungs?
are u a Bard or a Minstrel?
>>6771236
I'm tired of war and killing Alfred. I just want to settle down with someone I love... Why is that so hard for me?
>>6771248
Wes? Probably off fuckin' around in the studio or somethin'. Maybe drinkin' at home. I don't monitor what the guy does 24/7.
>>6771269
Nah, man, I'm a frontman! Limp Bizkit, y'all!
why nobody rating me...
>>6771252
U no liek? Is salsa with nudles
>>6771288
>>6771288
Cute.
>>6771248
Like me? Well... Yeah, I guess I do look pretty fine. And you look pretty fine, too! That's what I'm supposed to say when complimented, right? Did I mess up?
I'm gonna have to work on building up my self-esteem more. I'm the hero for a reason!
>>6771258
And when you see him, you're going to be blown away at how awesome he is. He's so amazing he has to remind you most of the time! I can't hype you anymore just in case you get disappointed, but it's gonna be good. Seriously.
>>6771277
Well... Maybe you're looking in the wrong places! You fell in love with a stoic woman and then a optimist, so maybe find someone within that range?
>>6771283
Okay, four now on I wills call I "frontman of Limp Bizkit".
>>6771288
Who?
>>6771292
Oh okays!
>Garfielf takes the spaghetti and eats it
>>6771288
Adorable... now, please be silent.
>>6771324
Good kitter.
>pets the garfielf
Whe are in the off topic hours?
>>6771307
Fucking ant
>>6771258
Nice to know your self esteem is good.
>>6771283
It's weird seeing you here. Has your fame depleted enough for you to have to hang out at some fight club to get your kicks?
>>6771323
>blush
Yeah, that's the right thing to say. Y'know, not all heroes are annoying do-good brats. You're pretty okay. Get that self esteem up.
>>6771339
stump it anon.
>>6771341
Off topic? Do you mean HG? We were never on topic in that case.
>>6771323
I'm interested in the specifics of his awesome. What else can you tell me about him Alfred? Like, what's his type?
>>6771344
How's yours?
>>6771324
Nah, man, that ain't my name, that's just my job! I'm Fred Durst, cat!
>>6771344
I mean...it ain't 1999 any more, babydoll. LB ain't toppin' the charts. We still got our fanbase, but I'm hopin' winnin' here'll mean we'll shoot right back to the top!
>>6771323
Maybe. But there's no one here who would even want me or fit that description.
>>6771360
Okay, four now on I wills call u "fred durst, teh frontman of Limp Bizkit".
>>6771359
Through the roof as always. Why wouldn't it be?
>>6771360
Hoo boy, good luck with that Freddie. You've got a lot of competition. Like me, for instance. I'm Jinx, by the way.
>>6771375
...Yeah, sure, whatever, cat. Still think this is just drugs, but whatever, I've had worse trips.
>>6771380
Jinx, huh? Great name for a fine-lookin' girl like yourself. I gotta ask, though...the hell is wrong with your hair?
>>6771380
Oh I don't know. Sometimes people get sad about stuff. Never know until you ask because sometimes people also like to stew in their hidden misery.
>>6771344
It is? Awesome! I knew I was going in the right direction! I'll be sure to return it when you give me a compliment!
I dunno, I think I am a bit annoying. However, I bet that it's just opinion. I'll be a bundle of joy before you know it, you gotta believe me!
>>6771359
He's Germany's big brother. He loves beer, awesomeness, himself, wurst and his friends! That's himself to the bare basics. His type? Hm... I actually don't know. He apparently always avoids marriages, but that was during the Middle Ages. He might've changed.
>>6771362
You'd be surprised, dude. I used to think that as well, but... You know, I bet that someone out there loves you with all their heart. Maybe that other chock has the hots for you. You never know!
>>6771395
Woah woah woah, don't knock the hair. You know how long it takes to style this every day? Almost as long as it takes for you to organize your ballcaps.
>>6771399
...Jeez, it's getting real here. Almost made me feel something.
>>6771400
You definitely don't annoy me. And if someone doesn't like you, we can annoy them together. Before I mug them.
>wasp smile
HEY
>>6771342
That's a big ant
Busy in these autistic games, right?
What idiots are to believe themselves safe, to think that showing their hatred towards me will put an end to all this.
Forget I'm still here ...
Well, being forgetful is human nature, even their leaders are distracted, they have forgotten all those who were banished to Tartarus, it is time we remember them.
>>6771420
Damn, girl, that's ice cold. I just wanna know why you make it look like that.
>>6771434
YO, WHAT THE FUCK-
>Durst backs up from the wasp.
>>6771434
Spider let you off the leash today?
>>6771434
Suop.
>>6771434
>throws brick
>>6771420
It's okay you loveable theif. Let the tenderness warm your icy depressed heart!
>>6771400
Jeez. Are you all you guys just stereotypes of your representative nations? I feel like I didn't even have to ask when or pretty much all I have to do is bounce around a little in a barmaid outfit.
>>6771434
WHO THE FUCK LET THIS THING IN HE-
>>6771434
Aren't wasps supposed to be like angry?
>>6771444
UHHH
WHATS UP??
>>6771448
GRRRRR
DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT
I HATE HER
HATE HER
WITH ALL MY GUTS
>>6771449
I WAS FEELING BAD BUT NOW IM FEELING GOOD
I MADE A FRIEND
HOW ABOUT YOU??
>>6771450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6771464
STOP SHOUTING
>>6771466
IM HAPPY TODAY
IM NEVER ANGRY
UNLESS I SEE
GRRR
RACHNERA
>>6771420
Hey, hey, let's not use violence. I've got a lot of people that dislike me, but it doesn't matter! I'm gonna keep going my way regardless of what they say, and nothing will change that.
I'm the hero!
>>6771434
>hero scream
OH, GOD.
>>6771452
Yep. Thing is, however, the nation of Prussia isn't anything like Prussia himself. I don't know why, but it's what I've heard. How spooky!
...I-I don't know what to say about that. Do you actually have a barmaid outfit? He might catcall you, or use a pickup line. Hey, just in case you want to know, he apparently has "five meters".
>>6771400
Fraternization is prohibited between an officer and enlisted. She's by the book...you said that you used to think that? What change?
>>6771434
>>6771481
>wasp scream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6771485
HEY
PUT ON SOME PANTS
>>6771480
Have you even tried to be friends with her? She's only playing with you because she considers you a friend yet all you do is hurt her feelings by saying you hate her
>>6771480
THE FUCK IS WITH THESE TALKING ANIMALS, MAN?! THE FUCK?!
BITCH, DON'T COME ANY FUCKIN' CLOSER!
>>6771481
Nnno... Guess it's time for some shopping.
Anyways.
Hey, thanks for the info Alfred. I'm gonna get some sleep now. See ya.
>>6771491
>>6771434
>insane laughter
Hey there!
>>6771444
It's a style. Everyone's gotta have something to make them stand out. Thought you would know that. And I can beat you to a pulp if I feel like it.
>>6771452
I'm not depressed, you weirdo! What are you trying to accomplish with me?
>>6771481
>pats the Alfred's back
Yep, you're the hero.
>>6771480
Huh? But Rachnee isn't that bad that'd she'd ruin your day right? She's pretty entertaining actually..
>>6771481
>>6771508
>>6771508
I feel that, babygirl, but what's with the hostility, yo? I'm just tryin' to makin' small talk with a fine-ass lady here.
>>6771495
>absolutely livid buzzing
SHES NOT MY FRIEND
I JUST WANTED TO GET A NICE EXTRAPECIES EXCHANGE FAMILY BUT
SHE PUBLICLY SHAMED ME
TOOK OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND HUNG ME UP IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
THEN I GOT DEPORTED BECAUSE OF IT
I GOT DEPORTED
GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
AND THEN SHE TIES ME UP ALL THE TIME
AND THROWS ME IN THE CLOSET
GRRRRRRRR
AND SHE TOUCHES ME
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER
IM NOT HER FRIEND
NEVER
EVER
NEVER
EVER
AAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>6771496
I JUST ASKED WHAT WAS UP YOU DONT HAVE TO BEE SO RUDE
OR SHOUT
YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT
I CAN HEAR YOU FINE
>>6771503
NOOO
STOP
THAT ISNT WORKPLACE FRIENDLY
>>6771504
UHHH
HAHAHA??
HI?
WHATS UP WITH THE LAUGH????
>>6771509
SHES THE WORST PERSON EVER
SHE RUINED MY LIFE
MY ENTIRE LIFE
>>6771480
Is gud, arm glud you r feeling gudo now.
>>6771484
Well... Still, she might have the hots for you. Everyone has their little fantasies, but only God knows what she thinks.
...Well... There was you, and someone else way back in the day. He's still a good friend of mine. >>6771491
>hero cry
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT'S A GIANT WASP. I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE THESE IN AMERICA, WHAT THE HELL.
>>6771501
Buy one, dude. You're definitely going to catch his attention.
You're gonna head off to bed? Alright then, miss. Whether it's a girl Prussia or a male one is to be decided, but you're going to like them. Good night!
>>6771508
>He laughs, rubbing the back of his head.
I can't say I've ever heard anyone say that to me that wasn't myself before, save for a few others. For that, I'm gonna have to thank you.
>>6771523
SHOULD WE? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK SHE'S INTO ME. SHE'S GOT THE HOTS FOR SOMEONE ELSE, PROBABLY.
>>6771529
I think you're just exaggerating a bit, all she probably does is tie you up with web and drag you off.
I want to take revenge, but I don't have allies to have support
>>6771537
Was? I-I still think that way...Who was this other person?
>>6771554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9eV4CsF66g
>>6771537
you wouldn’t download a big narf
>>6771563
Fuck off NOD
>>6771529
I'M SHOUTIN' 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKIN' WASP YELLIN' AT ME! YOU GUYS LOVE STINGIN' PEOPLE AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL.
>>6771523
>whispering
Shut up! I'm wearing him down!
Why am I whispering to the moon?
>>6771524
No offense, but if I had a drink with me, I would be holding my hand over it.
>>6771537
Really? I would've assumed you're a popular guy.
>>6771533
THATS GOOD TO HEAR
I LIKE IT WHEN IM HAPPY
AND WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAPPY
>>6771537
STOP YELLING ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6771547
I JUST WANTED TO LIVE WITH A NICE FAMILY
BUT SHE STRIPPED ME NAKED
TIED ME UP IN FRONT OF TONS OF PEOPLE
AND THEN I GOT DEPORTED
AND THEN SHE TIES ME UP
AND TOUCHES ME
ITS TERRIBLE
>>6771576
I DONT STING ANYONE
HONEST
EXCEPT RACHNERA
I HATE RACHNERA
>>6771583
I hate spiders too
>>6771583
I hops you have great future aimhead friend.
>>6771583
Wanna Inseminate?
>>6771583
Spiders are cute. Wasps are disgusting.
>>6771580
You think Fred motherfuckin' Durst would stoop that low? C'mon now, I ain't about to try anythin' funny.
>>6771583
WHO THE FUCK IS RACHNERA?! IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKIN' TALKIN' ANIMAL?!
>>6771560
Ah, man. I've got this super bad feeling for some reason, but I don't know why... It's not because of you, don't worry.
Brian. The Lumberjack people talk about time to time. He was struck by a cupid's arrow, and the first person he saw was me. It was history from there. Keyword being "was".
>>6771565
Oh, wouldn't I? I would. I totally would download a big narf. I'm downloading one right now as we speak, as a matter of fact.
...Okay, I'm not, please don't call the cops, I'm a good boy.
>>6771580
For all the wrong reasons! I've got good friends, but it's come to my attention that some people don't think too highly of me. It's alright, though. It's all about the people who do like me!
>>6771583
NO, YOU STOP YELLING! YOU'RE MAKING ME HURT MY THROAT BY SHOUTING SO MUCH. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
>>6771604
Giant talking spider. She's weird.
>>6771593
THANK YOU
>>6771598
FRIEND???
YOU WANT TO BEE FRIENDS TOO???????
>>6771600
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>>6771601
NO
NOOOOOOOO
WASPS ARE COOL
SHUT UP
>>6771604
A SPIDER
A SPIDER THAT RUINED MY LIIIIIFE
>>6771609
YOU STOP YELLING IM NOT EVEN YELLING
>>6771518
>>6771617
>pets softly
>>6771616
New thrad
>>6771617
Insemination: the deliberate introduction of sperm into a female animal or plant for the purpose of impregnating or fertilizing the female for sexual reproduction
Well?
>>6771529
And yet she feeds you, clothes you, gives you a roof under your head, and gives you attention. She's had it rough too you know, all she wants is a friend that cares for her. I mean her boyfriend just broke her heart and everything.
>>6771583
Ah.. Yeah that sounds about right, but that stuff is in the past right? Might as well forget about it.