Zootopia General: I believe I can fly Edition
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1st for big bun
2nd for Nick
No matter how many times we watch it, Zootopia will never be real.
At least not until it becomes reasonably easy to design fully realistic 3D environments. Which is a difficult thing to accurately predict.
Remember to bully your bun at least once a day
>tfw you will never smooch the smug pooch on the lips
>tfw you will never take a wilde ride on his red rocket
>tfw you will never buttfuck him
>>6769529
>tfw you will never finally capture him to bring him to justice for his crimes
>>6769576
>>tfw you will never finally capture him to bring him to justice for his crimes
How many civil suits did Zootopia have to settle in order to calm the potential shitstorm over making a conman a cop?
>>6769576
That is a rather round about way of describing marriage
>>6769608
>Does anyone else regret deciding to stay alive?
Can't say I regret not dying, Anon. Sorry.
>>6769604
Technically he wasn't a conman! The only crime he committed was tax evasion, and pretty much everyone hates taxes.
>>6769608
Im going to be totally honest and tell you I don't care about your sob story. Post rabbits.
>>6769604
If this guy can become a cop, why not Nick?
>His claws made muffled rasping noises against the sheet that might as well have been steel. There was no getting through it. There was no escape, no air down here, just bitter, bitter cold that Nick could already feel creeping in. He could hold his breath for minutes and the dead, immobilizing nothing would still kill him.
>So he beat and flailed and slashed at the ice because his unconscious brain was in control now, until something seized him by the collar of his tie.
>Two grey, bracered feet kicked them off and back away from the ice, out of reach of that impossible safety. Nick looked over, to panic, to demand what Judy was doing. But her eyes were squeezed shut against the cold and Nick felt his following.
>The last thing he remembered was the tug of the current against his paws.
cont.
>>6769608
stop pityposting in a fucking zootopia thread
>>6769642
>And the sudden air. Nick was still convinced he was drowning in the dark - but he could hear himself hacking the water clear of his lungs. His splashes and flailing echoed against low brick archwork.
>He was in the canals, somewhere upstream from Glacier Bay. How had he made it here? All he could remember was the ice, and watching it fade as Judy had pulled them-
>Judy.
>She was cold as death as he scooped her out of the shallows. She had saved him, and now-
>Now he had to try.
>Her chest rose and fell, somehow. But she was shaking with the awful cold in his arms, just as badly as he was.
>The air down here was even worse. His fur was freezing into spikes. They had to dry off, or the hypothermia would kill them as surely as the water would have.
>Shelter, warmth. That order.
>It came out of nowhere, some fragment of half-remembered wilderness training he'd only just started to absorb as a kit, before that fateful night he'd left the Junior Ranger Scouts.
>But it was their best shot.
>He carried her on shaky feet, over to the edge of the tunnel, out of the shallows where the bricks jutted from the wall.
>This part still gave him an instant of pause, even now. But they had to lose their soaked clothes. There was nothing for it.
>He stripped them both naked, cursing his deadened paws as they fumbled the catches on her vest.
>Warmth.
>His shirt, wrung out, was big enough to blanket her, but it wasn't going to be enough.
>Nick staggered further down the walls, scouring the edges. Something down here had to be dry.
>There. A mangled shipping pallet, and another. And the remains of a couch cushion with stuffing leaking from it.
>And ignition? There was no lighter on her belt. She didn't have a taser. Stupid rabbit, what kind of cop didn't carry a taser? He twisted to look at her again.
>She was still alive. Her breath was misting over her head, faint and wispy.
>Would they send someone to check? To make sure the job was finished?
cont.
I don't think you guys realize just how badly I wanna see Nick get dicked
>>6769655
>Focus. Focus. He was losing track. They had minutes. That would be moot if they died before someone found them.
>He needed sparks. There was a chunk of brick, and a piece of rebar.
>But he had to do this right. The wood wouldn't take, not from sparks. He wrenched the pallets apart, ignoring the ache in his elbows and wrists, and fell on the pieces, shredding them to kindling with his claws and his own teeth.
>He set the rebar end-first in a pile of the stuffing and struck it with the brick.
>Nothing.
>Come on, Wilde. Again.
>He couldn't feel his paws anymore. Twice he jammed his thumb under the brick, but there was no pain. There was just the rhythmic hammering, again and again on the metal. One of these had to work.
>She was still breathing.
>Again.
>In and out.
>Again.
>The sparks leapt, like stars, and Nick sobbed.
>He cradled the foamy stuffing and blew, carefully, gently, until it whispered into flame.
>Tinder, kindling. Fuel. That order. One at a time. Long enough for each to take.
>The crackle of that wood was the most beautiful thing he'd ever heard. He couldn't feel the heat yet - one of his paws actually caught, just for an instant before he slapped it out - but he would eventually.
>She would.
>She was still breathing.
>Nick crawled over to her, paws and knees digging against the ice and gravel on the old concrete, and gathered her into his arms.
>Her heart raced, agonizingly slowly. She was light and fragile against him, making him clumsy in his frozen attempts to be gentle.
>She had saved his life.
>But he didn't know if she would wake up, or what she would do if she did. There was no way to spin being curled around her, as naked as she was, with his paws on her ears in front of them to warm them up, keeping her sheltered as close to the fire as he dared.
>But it didn't matter. If she was alive at the end of this, even to throw him in prison for the rest of his, Nick would take it.
>>6769608
>Does anyone else regret deciding to stay alive?
No. This is the only life I get so its far too valuable to throw away all because it isn't all sunshine and lollipops all the time. As to reasons for wanting it to end, even if there is a choice to reincarnate into say Zootopia or whatever, you'd just go threw the exact same problems... and probably more depending on what species you ended up being.
>>6769663
>>6769679
Correction: Nick get dicked by an equally cute doggo
>>6769608
I'm not the anon who wrote this but it was uplifting so here you go.
>>6769663
>>6769679
>>6769697
Which is why I wish the artist had included this in more than just the solo image.
fwuffy rabb cheeks
>>6769770
My favorite!
Hey MisterE if you're in here, I read your latest story. Really liked it, especially when Remmy went "savage". Drew some art as well
>>6769670
That's it?
Where's the awkward moment where she wakes up with a naked Nick wrapped around her leading to sexy time?
>>6769817
It's too cold, his dingo would be dango'd
>>6769827
Rubbing his dong with those sexy rabbit feet should cure that right up
Does anyone want to draw a request?
What do you think judo's fur pattern would look like further down ?
>>6769904
sure i guess
>>6769975
I'm almost out of time tonight, but I do plan to clean this up and maybe extend it a bit at some point soon. I'll shill it again when it's ready!
>>6769993
Noice.
Going to the slopes tomorrow
Give me your best snowboarding/skateboarding music
Hard mode: Nothing from the Tony Hawk games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbzs3EHPMxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0fQ_OCa9Ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYDozdlhE0
>>6770032
B L O B JUDY
B E S T JUDY
>>6769790
>Dying of hypothermia is one of my biggest fears
It only sucks while you are in the mild stages of hypothermia, once you hit moderate the problem is you start to feel weirdly warm and tired and you can't think all that straight. Once you hit severe you pretty much are nolonger lucid and soon pass out. At that point if nobody finds you quick then your pretty much dead.
Anyway point is you shouldn't feel the uncomfortable part of hypothermia, you should fear the point when its no longer uncomfortable as by that point if you don't have a way to warm up you can pretty much be fucked.
>>6770032
>Going to the slopes tomorrow
>tfw my state is only getting 3-4 inches of snow tomorrow
>and then it's going to be 60 degrees on sunday
I can't remember the last time Rhode Island had a white christmas
>>6769941
Could you draw Judy getting choked by Nick during sex?
/ztg/ I am drunk.
Using this newfound superpower I have worked up the courage to say this:
I wanna stroke Judy's ears and be held by Nick.
>>6770145
>le ebin choking meme, again
>>6770032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60
I've had this on loop for the past few days help me.
>>6770119
Go back inside, buy Overwatch, call yourself RhodeHog and play Roadhog.
>>6770119
>live in southern ontario
>hasn't stopped snowing in over a week
>Every morning this week has been about -8 F
Trade places with you.
>>6770196
What do you mean?
Evens: Take a shower now instead of later.
Odds: Do something else.
Dubs: RP as my Zoosona IRL.
Trips: Write something.
>>6770215
Hook nerf when
"my boyfriend turned into a concept"
>>6770151
I am not drunk, but your courage gave me the courage to say I wanna stroke Nick's dick and hold him against mine
>>6770309
get the fuck out of here worst meguca
>>6770323
>>6770345
>>6770151
>>6770314
And I want to screw the ewe.
Reposting from last night because I'm bored and tired.... also, hello thread...
>>6770345
>>6770358
>x-ray
Very good
>>6770308
Never ever.
(I hope.)
Clawhauser needs his hook.
>>6770345
>>6770358
HOT
>>6770309
>"G-Gideon?!"
>"Ah have gone gosh darn too far Judy. Git me some overalls and a shirt, or jes' end my life."
>>6770431
Ah yes, the concept art that made me want to hold Nick and never let him go
>>6770360
I want to bury my face in that floof
...while screwing the ewe
I've finally got time to work on my project!
>>6770376
HELLO MECHANIC! I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY!
>>6769608
>>6770197
It's okay anon, Zootrashia helps a lot of us stay sane, even if this isn't the best place to talk about it. I'm glad things worked out, and I'm sorry about your downright bizarre misdiagnosis situation.
>>6769736
It's probably the best Zootopia swap I have seen, and I think I collected all of them.
Also dat bulge.
>>6770376
That is a nice Judy!
Also hello anon!
>>6769939
Well at least I don't live under a bridge.
>>6770545
Congratulations!
Reposting because typesetter-anon did a good job
Also it's cute
>>6770545
Ahhh....w-why are you yelling at me...
>>6769576
Those paws are so pretty.
>>6770683
Sometimes you gotta yell at people to let them know they did a good job.
GOOD JOB!
>>6770308
>>6770394
I think I have a problem.
I need tiny rodents with their large mammal spouses.
>>6770796
>>6770683
He gave me tinnitus. I recommend not rooming with Comic.
Good thing Cotton wasn't there.
>>6770812
I'll say. 37 hours as Bastion?
>>6770791
Sidecuts?
rimming for you
>>6770345
B-baculum
>>6770868
A.k.a. undercuts. Shaving the sides and back while keeping the hair on the top long. Inexplicably popular nowadays, especially with hipsters and SJWs.
>>6770901
Not the anon who asked for it yesterday but I'm sure they'll like it at least as much as I do.
>>6770812
mlg tournament today had most teams running 4 tanks due to Ana's absurd heal rate, She is going to get nerfed hard, so have fun going back to Bastion.
>>6770901
thanks, Rose
>>6770901
Hnnng
>>6770901
As the biggest rimfag, I applaud you for this rare gift.
Dumping what I have.
>>6770927
I wasn't even here yesterday, so I have no idea what you're talking about. I just drew this anyway though.
>>6770944
>>6770958
>>6770933
Cry more. Her absurd heal rate is balanced by it being single-targeted and LOS-only.
>>6770963
>>6770986
>>6770963
I really like Kii. Too bad there's only one fic about her out there.
>>6770971
...What is balanced about a 4 tank meta?
The sustain sure as hell isn't coming from Lucio. Biggest red flag I have ever seen.
>>6771021
Maybe because she's someone else's zoosona.
>>6770925
Huh, I never noticed.
>>6771030
>4 tank meta
It can be countered by better DPS tactics. You don't need to nerf someone into the ground to counter it. Maybe Bastion will finally get used now.
>>6770901
Holy shit, Rose finally drew lewds.
>>6771033
>Maybe because she's someone else's zoosona.
I thought she was created by our Lord and Master, Byron, himself?
>>6771066
>finally
>>6770963
Don't forget this, technically.
>>6771075
She was...of a real life Japanese newscaster.
>>6771096
>She was...of a real life Japanese newscaster.
Wait, what?
Do you have a link for that? The only think I know about her is that one drawing.
>>6771075
>>6771096
>>6771123
>>6771127
That woman had no smug before byron got his dirty hands on her
>>6771127
Sumbitch -- I never knew. Thanks!
Ok, so why is there no fic of her, given that it's not Ms. Katano's Zoosona, per se? It seems odd we'd have fics of Judy et al, but not Kii.
>>6771170
Because Judy's not based on an actual person.
>>6771054
It was countered by dps mainly Reaper, but Dva buffs countered that.
Also, between sleep dart, hook, defense matrix, and dva/rein ult, a Bastion wouldn't last 5 seconds.
Trust me, Im all for trying to fight the meta with intelligent plays, but Most pro teams aren't going try it when there is money on the line, and Blizzard has financial obligations to keep the pro scene interesting to watch. (and these games where anything but)
>>6771179
>Because Judy's not based on an actual person.
Seems arbitrary, but sure, why not?
>>6771066
boi
>>6770901
god damn i forgot how great you did dom judy..
>>6771066
anon
>>6771066
>>6771038
I know where you got that from
>>6771170
>it seems odd we'd have fics of Judy, but not Kii
Kii didn't take part in the movie
Man I love her unhappy expressions. I don't love these low quality rips though
>>6770796
https://youtu.be/PncFOolVmM8
>>6771474
Is this a new one by that artist?
>>6771127
>>6771301
>>6771315
>>6771322
holy shit, Rose draws one lewd and then the dam bursts
look at all these lewds she's drawing now
>>6769905
smooth, bald mound
>>6771531
you silly, weave
you will be lewded last
Repost for the new thread.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8154437/chapters/18687605
Chapter 6 of "A World All Her Own" is up! Give it a look-see. TRYING to get back into an update every two weeks but there's a lot of distractions these days.
>>6771170
I haven't touched Kii Catano, but I did give Matsuotter a brief mention in the second chapter of Stoutwell, with him re-imagined as a forensics officer.
>>6771531
Aren't some of these old ones?
I could have sworn we've had this "omg Rose drew lewds" moment before.
>>6771545
damn im glad i didn't go to bed.
the lewds are just right for me tonight.
>>6771558
Rose literally has a NSFW Tumblr too.
I don't know why this is a big deal to some people
>>6771127
Otters are cute! CUTE!
>>6771531
happy birthday
>>6771568
It's because her other stuff is so cute.
>>6771531
Just wanted to let you know I liked the story today. Its nice to see the other characters start to get fleshed out and grow.
>>6771588
weaver's got hips
>>6771531
OIY WEAVES
HOW YOU DEALING WITH HOW EXPLOSIVE PACK STREETS POPULARITY GOT
I mean, I don't recall any of your other shit ever getting this popular.
>>6771606
Whip them hips!
>>6771588
If dubs, I buy pic related and name it Weaver.
>>6771645
>I mean, I don't recall any of your other shit ever getting this popular.
EFG literally shaped the public face of 4chan.
>>6771546
DEAR DIARY TODAY ROSE DREW LEWDS FOR THE FIRST TIME
>>6771588
what's that at the bottom
i genuinely can't tell if that's smushed buttcheek or balls or my cute tail
>>6771645
>HOW YOU DEALING WITH HOW EXPLOSIVE PACK STREETS POPULARITY GOT
what are you talking about
>>6771628
Isn't this oversharing a bit?
Like If he ever want to go on to make this game now, it would give away his identity.
>>6771702
better luck next time
>>6771645
>I mean, I don't recall any of your other shit ever getting this popular.
Anon ever heard of Rubyquest? Shit was /co/'s posterboy for a bit.
>>6771066
>finally
>>6771717
>/co/
Melded /tg/'s culture in a massive way too.
>>6771545
GODDAMN
Also sign that shit
>>6771708
>>6771717
I know that, but I still think this is bigger than both. I mean, EFG was just a drawing, and Ruby Quest was a Let your DM railroad you
This feels a bit more involved because you've got even non-4chan regulars drawing shit for him
>>6771709
Like that actual artist for Archie who drew Pack Street stuff?
Is it weird? It is weird being such a well known figure on the internet, but at the same time Anonymous. That if you wanted to, you could probably whore yourself out to the right businessman or company and they'd snap you up simply for your E-Fame?
>>6771545
>ear biting
y e s
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s
>>6771752
>That if you wanted to, you could probably whore yourself out to the right businessman or company and they'd snap you up simply for your E-Fame?
I found this pretty easily. Scandal in the making?
>>6771709
It was your balls, cause I thought it'd be funny like that
>>6771645
anyway unless you're talking about "a bunch of pre-existing fanart got posted in the last thread" I don't know what 'explosion' of popularity you're talking about
even The Late Stake is more famous than Pack Street by a Mississippi mile
also, RubyQuest is probably my most famous thing by far, NanQuest is probably up there too -- more than pack street, definitely
I mean RubyQuest has a fan game in production, it's got a whole unofficial soundtrack, it's got oodles of fanart from artists of all kinds of acclaim (I recently remembered Tsampikos drew Ruby?), it had unofficial merch, and even right after it concluded, people were making fan characters and drawing what X character and Y character's kid would look like, etc
hell, Ruby and Nanquest both had several cosplayers at multiple cons
check it out
>>6771752
>This feels a bit more involved because you've got even non-4chan regulars drawing shit for him
Rubyquest managed this too.
>>6771490
Hope NL is still out there somewhere
>>6771545
...Fuel?
Haven't drawn in a bit, here.
Drew a moped
He looks old
Not sure why, it's something in the eyes
Ideas?
>>6771824
Are you using an old pencil?
Treat your Judy like a ragdoll
/ztg/ I have a lot to draw, but I've forgotten how to draw good
give me very easy requests to help me try to get the magic back please.
>>6771832
no, that's just my brush on SAI
>>6771785
it was funny
you think i'd know what my own balls look like by now
thanks rose, what cute drawings
your fluid, seemingly-effortless style makes me as jealous as ever, and I'm glad to have such a generous friend makin' me such nice stuff
you're a gem
>>6771835
Nick performing Sand Mandala.
>>6771844
That's the opposite of easy you butt.
>>6771835
A mountain goat sailor drowning in the ocean.
>>6771835
A Mouse fending off a Wasp
>>6771858
Judy proposing to Anon.
>>6771628
Seems interesting! I'm usually not one to release stuff to the public like that, but at the very least I'll give this a looksee!
>>6771835
I always get in the kick of writing by offering to do a critique! Maybe you could help Bounty out with their Moped drawing >>6771824 ? Perhaps a bit of drawbuddy will get you into the groove!
If you would like I can rustle up some references, too.
>>6771859
>>6771892
DRAW A MOUNTAIN GOAT SAILOR BEING RESCUED FROM THE OCEAN!!!
>>6771877
Ah, do you want me to redline it? Is that what you're asking?
I don't consider myself good at giving critique, but I could try if it's wanted.
>>6771835
draw a baby skunk
>>6771892
Now draw a tiny rodent boat being capsized by his flailings and now the mice are drowning too
>>6771835
>>6771909
Ah, well, I don't want to impose on Bounty, but I bet any tips you could give them would be appreciated is all. Don't have to go outside your comfort zone if you don't want to.
>>6771930
REEED
PANDAAA
M-M-MAAAGIIIC!!!
>>6771909
Anything that can help me figure out wtf I'm doing would be great.
I'm just starting out and I'm no good.
>>6771835
Maxine giving a sleeping, nightmare having, Hugh a kiss.
>>6771812
Yep. How could you tell?
>>6771930
i thought you were a skunk
>>6772001
I rerolled because rules are too good for me (sarcasm)
Those crazy German furries...
>"I'm not a one night kind of fox, but I got time for a couple of hours."
>>6771949
learn basic construction.
i recommend loomis' book, fun with a pencil. you can get it here.
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/
>>6772016
Thanks!
>>6771998
Nick's muzzle. That picture in fact tipped me off.
>>6771860
>
>>6771935
>>6771949
Ah, okay! One moment.
I'll see if I can give any tips or if I'll just be talking out of my ass. I'll do my best.
>>6771930
This is offensively adorable. Thank you.
>>6772008
WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT NOW I GOTTA REDRAW ALL THE HELPFUL POSTUREPEDIC INSTRUCTIONAL ILLUSTRATIONS I MADE
>>6772038
Fucking hornets are the worst. Don't know why they can't act respectfully like honeybees. Hornets just have to be fucking cunts.
>>6772013
Germans
The people you'd like to see unwind and relax a little
But would not want to be around when drunk
>>6772043
>Redraw
WOAH NO WEAVER
That'd take effort.
Just color her red. I mean fuck, a Skunk is basically a Red Panda anyone. You can barely tell the difference. One's black and white, one's black and red
>finals week over
new guanaco zoosona in color
(thanks rose and another cc for sketches)
>>6771975
Knowing Fred, he'll just insert Nick & Judy into a Gold Digger issue as "Dick Wylde" and "Jooni Homps" and there'd be some sexual tension between "Dick" and Gina that leads to nowhere and then he moves on to parodying the next big thing.
That, or he'll do commissions for some of his dedicated fans, like Dragen or MaveriKat, having their OCs fuck Judy in impossible positions.
>>6772070
Bullshit. Tail structure and ears are totally different.
>>6772077
>77
>7sari
Are you a fuggin wizard
>>6772084
You must be fucking blind
>>6772080
s-shut up ;-;
>>6771930
>>6772008
>original RF draw request with Rose included the detail that he wore glasses, but was omitted in the final art
>Rose's current 'sona is a red panda, which makes her look sorta like a raccoon wearing glasses.
I'd make a joking "j'accuse!", but I'm just more amused about the weird accidental happenstance of it all.
>>6772102
http://mopedzootopia.tumblr.com/image/144945237438
Here you go!
>>6772131
Thank you!
>>6772106
Sorry for sounding bitter, it's just that I've been reading GD for ages and something about every choice he made after the time skip just jaded me towards Fred's work.
He really should have gone out on a high note with the Dark Holme arc.
You know what this image means!
But before I go,
>>6772119
Hello Raccoon!
Whew... now I'm really pooped...
Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you're sleeping on an amazing idea that'll come to life this weekend.
>>6772155
>Hello Raccoon!
Hey Comic!
G'night Comic!
I wanna rub and massage Judy's ears until she starts feeling embaressed.
>>6772070
Pretty much!
>>6772210
>hybrids
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>adorable hybrids
RAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEEEEEEEEE
>>6772210
>>6772229
Indeed.
>>6771545
I love pictures like this where Nick's under Judy's control.
>>6771892
Thank you!
>>6772230
>animal nerdery
I like you, friend
>TFW I will never share the two secrets of enjoying coffee with a skeptical QT.
>>6771834
>The fluids on Nick's paw, showing he prepared Judy to take him in.
>That heart-shaped behind pressed against his hips.
>How he didn't completely remove her pants, so she can't spread her legs to accommedate him better.
>>6771909
>>6771949
>>6771877
Okay. Let's see what I can do. I'll preface this by again saying I don't consider myself an expert, and I think I'm personally pretty shit at 'facing the camera' shots. But here I go.
From what I can tell, the structure of the face is off. It's important to lay down a foundation when you're drawing using lines and geometric shapes. A rookie mistake (that I was guilty of too when I started out) was just looking at a picture and trying to redraw it to the letter. It can be helpful for learning overall structure so I wouldn't say 'don't do it'. but it's important to know why the shapes are where they are, and identifying each shape.
But speaking more specifically about this image, I think Moped's brows are too close to his eyes, his eyes are too close together, and he's lacking a solid indication of a snout. There are other 'problems' as well. Lines being rough, lack of expressiveness, and a lack of basic composition, but those all come with learning to draw, so it's not something to be ashamed of when you're just starting out.
Just keep trying, and I agree with the anon linking to loomis. There's a lot of good art books out there that can guide you in the right direction!
>>6772230
Aww, they're all cousins!
>>6772463
I've heard of pie holes, but this is ridiculous!
>>6772230
Tube dudes are the best.
It is a fact.
>>6771868
>>6772463
Why is Travis taking a picture of his husband's tailhole?
So what's the deal with Marty and grape soda?
>>6772499
save it for later.
>>6772499
He's on a business trip and likes thinking about it
>>6772495
Lol! That's adorable! Thank you!!!!
>>6772556
Such a handsome pie fox
>>6772593
>>6772593
I'm not usually into heavier guys, but Gideon does something for me.
>>6771915
>>6772629
Aww!
Retarded baby skunks need the most attention.
You're in a bathroom stall with a glory hole and you see a knot come through it. Somehow you can tell it belongs to Nick.
Assuming this isn't someone messing with you, what do you do?
>>6772677
>>6772677
Report him to the ZPD for indecent exposure and unwanted sexual advances, get him fired. Behavior unbecoming of a police officer.
>>6772677
punch it
>>6772685
Squeakers are the sexiest studs.
>>6772677
Well I went into a stall with a gloryhole for a reason...
>>6772677
Grab it, twist right, snap it off like a raw carrot, and flush it down the toilet where it belongs.
>>6772715
what the fuck do you mean 'literally and figuratively'
>>6772715
I happened to have it already, from a time Zootopian glory holes were discussed.
Also this followup.
>>6772745
ANON NO THAT'S HOW THEY REPRODUCE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>6772754
Now draw the mouse humping the dick while fucking it in the urethra.
>>6771977
I think I'm out of juice, but if I can do this later I will. This is a cute one.
I have a weakness for cute.
>>6772790
That's too much man.
>>6772796
Thank you. Get plenty of rest, Inky.
Someone write a fic about a guy who finds glory holes, waits in the stall with sex toys and lube, and pleasures anyone who sticks their dick through for hours.
>>6772812
>>6772677
>that bite gif.
>Absolutely no good gay VR porn.
How am I supposed to get off without a delicious penis twitching a few inches away from my face?
Dead dead dead.
These hours are all dead.
Dead dead dead.
Until daytime fags it's dead.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /ztg/!!!!
>>6773228
Good moring anon.
>>6773228
Good morning bun bun
>>6773228
GO TO BED
>>6773187
Can we have a gay orgy in the meantime?
>>6773254
....Sure.
>>6773263
>>6773278
>>6773282
>>6773272
Now that is one nice badger.
>>6773288
>>6773289
Looks like a raccoon to me.
>>6773300
>>6773302
It's honey badger.
>>6773302
bro what
>>6773302
Tail is a dead give away it's not a trashpanda.
>>6773333
Poe's law.
While it's obvious that, even at this point in Pack Street where there is no real romantic chemistry between Remmy or anyone else, I'll always think that the idea of Charlie trying to hit on sheep boy is cute.
>>6773305
Fucking when
>>6773369
When BSP finishes probably.
>>6773376
2025 is gonna be fucking hype.
>>6773369
NEVER
The first person to write a gay as fuck Greentext about Nick or Finnick masturbating gets a copy of Dungeon Soulz.
If you don't believe me, that's okay! I don't have to spend $13.
>>6773447
>nick and finnick wer hangin out in there van
>"nick i am the gay" sed finnick
>"me to finnick" sed nick
>"lets jerk each other off then"
>"k"
>*gay foxe noises intensifies*
>>6770858
Can someone explain the origin of the "Cotton's there too" meme?
>>6773482
Just to prove I'm not a scammer https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=AXcxxBq8ayXtm7dk. .
>>6773487
Be careful to remove the period at the end of that link. It's https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=AXcxxBq8ayXtm7dk .
>>6773498
It's weirdly difficult to give stuff away on /trash/. If you look at the URL that's clearly the Humble Bundle site, not a phishing mockup.
>>6773486
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Cotton%27s%20also%20there./
>>6773487
dunno if it was really droped but i'm letting you know the link was usedm just letting you know
>>6773868
Thanks! Someone took it then. Hopefully they enjoy it! I like giving stuff away late at night, but people have a really hard time believing it's not fake somehow. I don't blame them, but it makes giving stuff away difficult. If you look through the archives the same thing happened when I gave away a copy of SOMA.
>>6773927
Here's the proof of that https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3352525/#3354797 .
http://yourbrainonporn.com
I made a similar one some times ago, I want to check if the opinion of anons has changed in the meantime and what new anons think
http://www.strawpoll.me/11894327
>>6774035
Mmm... for now the votes are evenly divided, interesting
>>6774035
Ewe butt is superior
>>6773927
It happens, people here have reason to distrust links, giving just the key and saying its for humble may give you better results, iirc one anon dropped steam keys a few days back and at least people claimed they redeemed the keys
For what is worth, thanks for the giveaway
>>6774035
Do you take me for some kind of fag
>>6774129
You're welcome! I'll try something like that next time.
http://nicolaswildes.tumblr.com/post/140965737870/zistopia-au-shit-i-drew-w-a-mouse-uni
>>6774035
why can't you fucking quote the question when you post link to your fucking strawpoll?
>>6772714
That wink she gives.....
Does this thread still bump?
Also literally my face after scouring through trash looking for this.
>>6774481
After 300 posts or 251 images, the thread stops bumping.
>>6774481
You just gotta go to the catalog and ctrl+f "Zoot", dude.
>>6772366
Inky I fell asleep before I could properly thank you for doing this.
You're awesome.