Pokephilia thread Lewd sword edition Post pokemon you would fuck,

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>>6768229
TotT: Preferably like this fellow
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>>6768229
Highlight it by being the one day we do nothing lewd on

>You'll never worship Aegislash

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>>6768257
Goodra will never shrink you so she can keep you in her ass all day

I want to tease a male milotic with dildos and vibrating eggs!

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>>6768742
I would love to live inside a Pokemon's asshole.

Though I'd prefer a cute Pokemon's farthole, like Ribombee.

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she's adorable

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I wanna impregnate a Blaziken!

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>>6769026

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>>6769004
I'd want it to be a bigger mon so I'd have room to move. Also if she ever gaped her asshole, it'd be like a cave I could walk right into.
Or maybe you could get passed from one of your pokemon to another ass-to-ass so you have no idea who you're inside of.

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Would you kiss her on the lips?

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angry boobjob

>>6769235
on everything

>>6769213
That's true, but you did mention shrinking but never specified to what extent.

>>6768229
Why would I fuck an aegislash
I don't want my dick getting chopped up

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>ywn have a pokemon that loves you this much

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Give your pokemon headpats everyday!

>>6769274
Any extent is good, my dude.
If you want to be a microbe living on a Sylveon's asshole, that's cool.
I prefer to be either an inch tall or buttplug sized.
It's all good in the 'hood.

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Are there any really popular pokemon with evolutions/pre-evolutions that you think get wrongfully ignored?

>>6769368
Oh, of course.

Though I get off on an already small thing having an even smaller thing living inside them, which is why I specifically mentioned Ribombee.

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>>6769386
Definitely Wartortle.

>>6769451
Are squirtle or blastoise really that popular to begin with?

>>6769439
I'm not well versed in Gen6-7, I tried researching ribombee and couldn't figure out what you meant.
Could you please explain?

>>6769512
>asking if a Gen 1 starter Pokemon is popular
C'mon now...

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Meow~

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>>6769577

>>6769562
I meant for fugging

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>>6769588

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>>6769577
>>6769588
>>6769597
Thats nice but we all know what kind of pokemon meowth is actually into.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZK9sJ6q8us

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>>6769632
>those choices
THEY KNOW.

>>6769650
They've known for a while.
From black and white.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWeingWA0EQ

>>6769689
FUCKIN REKT XD

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>>6769689
Swindled.

>>6769534
Ribombee is only 0.2m in height.

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Why is GF so nice appealing to us pokefuckers?
I don't get it

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"She's not fat, guys! She's thicc!" you shout at the taunting kids
>Stupid little shits went from challenging you to a pokemon battle to making fun of your scolipede
>She was sensitive about her weight, despite you telling her it ws alright
>Great, now you had to comfort your crying bughorse
>Fucking kids these days...
>Can't appreciate good thicc

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>>6769689
they known about it since gen 2

>>6769816
I mean it's been 20 years since pokemon came out.
The people who played/fapped to pokemon as kids are probably after being hired on and are now running the company.

>>6769863
Ash shoulda smashed that when he had the chance

>>6769879
he's 10 you sick fuck

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>>6769855
How does she move around?
I hope she has speedboost.

>>6769891
Nigga when I was 10 I wanted to smash some pokepussy stfu
And plus bitch, Ash is like 30 now, niggas old enough to smash if he want to

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>>6769872
So you think the directors and staff now are mostly pokefuckers or at least approve? makes sense. There is literally nothing left there for a guy of 30 years old like myself, but porn honestly.
Battles and stuff get really old after a while and you grow up tired, all you want to do at my age is avoid all fucking trouble as much as possible and live in peace.

>>6769913
Ash is 10...he's always been 10

>>6769913
No ash is 10 again.
they even de-aged him because he had a birthday in the first season.

>>6769966
Ash was 10 in 1995
He's a 30 year old man now, spent 20 years walking from town to town
Niggas hard as fuck

>>6769966
>>6769973
I thought he was like 14 now.

>>6769990
No he's still 10.
Canonically all the seasons of the anime happen over ash's summer vacation.
So for ash it's only been a couple months if that.

>>6770005
Ho-oh made him stay at 10

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Ash is a fuccboi.
Can we just agree we'd satisfy this grass angel?

Also I hate how half of the porn on 34 is that stupid OC with the black cowl.

>>6770022
Ash is not a tangible being.
He is more like a Link, like every "Ash" is synonym with a chosen one, that was clear in the 2000 movie.
He is just there so you project in him as the chosen one.

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>>6770022
Ho-oh is a confirmed shotacon

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>>6770059
Bayleef is adorable and wants the D, is there anything bad about this? I didn't think so

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>>6770059
Nicobay is pretty hot though.
Also his special ability is being herm, so perfect for me because I am bi.

>>6770093
I want Bayleef to fart in my face.

>>6769632
>You will never be sandwiched between mimikyu's evil pussy musk and sandalit's mind controlling cloaca musk while glaceon milks you balls deep with her fortune cookie

Why live?

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Which legendary do you think has the most sexual experience?

>>6769855
atleast she didn't eat the kids. right?

>>6770005
Somebody did the math for stated lengths of time and episodes that clearly take place over the course of two days or more

He should be AT LEAST 14. But the execs in charge of the anime are afraid of "kids not connecting" or some shit, so He's 10. Also, keep in mind the BW anime is when Gamefreak and TPC wanted to reboot everything.

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>>6770101
I respect your opinion. As a 200% heterosexual I find the OC intrusive though (dude must have a ton of cash for those commissions.)
It's especially frustrating because Bayleef is surprisingly underrated.

Latias.

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>>6769894
>>6769855
scolipede is so lovely desing wise, despite the pokedex stating that it's pretty violent.

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Here's a little something I requested back when the drawthreads actually had artists

>tfw I've been collectiong Pokemon porn for like 8 years and it's all so fucking haphazard it will take me years to actually organize it properly

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>>6770191
Merry christmas you goddamn degenerates

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I am looking for a picture, I was hoping you guys can help. Number 75 is a gardevoir picture I just can't find anywhere, I tried multiple tags and websites but I just can't.

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>>6770247
I wonder what certain pokemon would think of christmas.

>>6770229
>impreg
That's a damn good delivery.
>>6770247
What Pokeachu is this?

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>>6770247
Merry Christmas

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>>6770302
impreg is great

It's pretty much the only thing I request

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Are ghost pussies tangible?

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Merry Christmas everyone

>>6770400
Considering the Pokemon themselves seem to be able to choose when they're tangible and when they're not, I would say yes

>>6770400
You got any Gourgeist senpai?

>>6770139
Lugia

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Man, I'm so far gone that I have a hard time thinking of a Pokemon I wouldn't fuck

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Do you think it's possible for any pokemon to surpass the popularity of gardevoir?

>>6770500
Lucario already exists, anon.

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>>6770480
Would you fuck a trubbish/garbador?

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Can you kiss your pokewaifu?

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>>6770623
I'm not 100% sure if she has actual lips or not. But I'll kiss her anywhere.

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Reminder that it's very likely the only Pokemon that can breed with humans are in the Field and Human-Like egg groups

and Ditto

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I want to eat absol asshole

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>>6770717
I think Field is more suited for animalistic-like genitalia. Like how felines have barbed cocks and canines have knots. Still not compatible.

In my headcanon, the genitalia/sperm type is determined by their egg group. So, in my opinion, only Human-like would be compatible.

Which is fine by me. That just means I can mate a Mienshao.

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>>6770720
Abshole

>>6770717
I'm not looking to have children here dude

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>>6770623
I...guess you could.
Not sure what she'd taste like, though.

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>>6770275
Didn't take much effort to find, Anon, don't be so lazy next time.

>>6770613
Probably

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>>6770764
I remember somebody made a whole big post about it, and it was something about how field has all these mammals and shit, and if they can all crossbreed even in the extremes, like Skitty and Wailord, and other such pairings, then it wouldn't be too farfetched to assume that you could breed with something from Field

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Which eeveelution is the best?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11893183

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>>6770717
that won't stop my cock

>tfw no impreg of Nihilego, Pheromosa, or Celesteela

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>>6770623
Why not?

>>6770919
>impregnating Celesteela
>They're 30ft tall and weigh 2200 pounds

How the FUCK would you manage that

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Hot bird ass

>>6770869
>Sylveon
I hate that fag. Specially cause it is literally a fuckboy, all pink and 87.5 percent male.

>>6771007
all eeveelutions are 87.5% male

>>6770764
I want to shrink myself down and enter Meinshao's asshole while she sleeps

>>6770990
you craw inside her vagina and start jacking off until you cum inside her

>>6771007
>>6771028
I think it was determined that, aside from obvious gender specific Pokemon like Chansey, etc., gender ratios are non-canon and are specifically in place to make Pokemon more difficult to breed. It's why rare Pokemon like the starters and Eevee have such a low chance at being female.

Ditto's existences makes it somewhat redundant, but Ditto isn't always readily available.

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>>6771007
I heard boipucci is pretty good anon, why don't you give it a try?

>>6770869
Depends on the artist.
I voted Eevee but they are easy to screw up by sticking too on model when it comes to the head or making them look masculine. Female eevee's with the cuteness dialed up to 10 are the best followed by Glaceon who is more forgiving between art styles.

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It's not considered cheating if you let your female pokemon have fun with each other right?

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I saw this pic last thread and noticed that at least two of the names were part of the Seven Deadly Sins in Latin because I sometimes do similar name schemes. So I looked up a few of the others and found this:

>Vanitia, seems to an uncommon name possibly related to Venice or being used to invoke vanity
>Luxuria, Latin for the sin of Lust
>Saudadea, may come from saudade which means longing or melancholy in Portuguese
>Invidia, Latin for the sin of Envy
>Insatia, just a shortened version of insatiable to fit the pattern
>Tristitia, Latin for sadness and possibly a forerunner to the sin of Sloth

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>>6771429
>Saudadea, may come from saudade which means longing or melancholy in Portuguese
brazilian here, saudade it's that but a bit more.
saudade is the all the feelings of missing someone or something.
sadness, nostalgia, the feeling of reuniting with someone or something you love. it's a pretty romantic word in here and it's pretty popular in sertanejo genre, our version of country music.
honestly i was kinda shocked when there was no specific word for saudade in english when i was younger.
but if my explanation was too confusing
i found a wikipedia page about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade

>>6770869
Stop voting for slyveon you cucks

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>>6772137
no

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Disastermon here,
Finally finished that scolipede fic I'll greentext it in a minute

>>6772137
probably some guy using open proxies to vote for the worst thing.

>>6772276
>You are a strong, young trainer, 18'ish.
>You have powerful a powerful pokemon by your side, your serious, strong Mawile.
>Never needed more than one pokemon for anything, not even trainers you fought.
>You've had rough moments, but toughed most out.
>Today you felt courageous enough to go into Pinwheel forest, near your hometown, Nacrene City.
>Nacrene City, referred to as "The city of art" was never your cup of tea.
>You had a a desperate passion for adventure ever since you could remember.
>You always wanted to run into Pinwheel Forest nearby, but were told it was too dangerous everytime.
>Well, now you finally can, with your loyal Mawile, you both are ready to brave the forest.
>You get to the city with some time, gah.. memories of this place.. you've always hated it.
"City of art? Yeah right, this city is plain as usual.. hated growing up here."
>You tip your hat down, so no one will talk to you.
>They wouldn't have anyways, they're all art freaks, while you just want to train, battle, and train more.
>Of course, you'd never push your Mawile, you kept great care of him the whole time, and he's done the same for you.
>This is why you 2 have a great bond.
>You venture through the "dull and boring" city, eventually making your way to Pinwheel Forest.
"Finally, some adventure.. This is where we belong, Mawile!! A strong duo like us can easily get through here. Are you with me on this?"
>Your Mawile nods, excitedly yet calmly, and ready for action.
>You travel through the outside area of the forest, no trainer is a challenge to you, no pokemon even stand a chance against you.
>You're both just traveling with ease through the outskirts of the forest.

>>6772303
"Hopefully there will be a challenge deeper in here..."
>You and Mawile clear out the forest of all trainers and pokemon wanting to fight you both.
>You both decide to take a rest, you fought at least 75 pokemon non-stop.
>You set your backpack down, sitting down in the soft forest terrain, your Mawile doing the same.
>Since the tall dark green grass surrounds you both, if there was a surprise attack, you both wouldn't know until after it happened.
>You get a great sense of relaxation here, so green, so fresh, sunlight being shadowed out by the trees above.
>You relax back, your Mawile doing the same, just taking a break, eating a few berries.
"Delicious as usual, right Mawile?"
>He's got both his mouths munching away on berries as usual when you both take a break.
>Suddenly you start to hear rustling grass nearby.
>You both jump up, Mawile ready to fight and protect you.
"Mawile! Prepare for anything! Seems like a larger foe!" You shout to her.
>He nods, staying calm in a stance, when suddenly, a Scolipede bursts from the grass, using Megahorn on your Mawile.
>He's hurt badly from that one attack, but gets up, roughed up.
>You shout, "Mawile! Iron Head! And keep quick, don't hit hard! It's too big to react quickly!"
>Mawile, with insane speed, runs and leaps at the Scolipede, hitting it with Iron head.
>It doesn't seem to do much to the Scolipede at all, as it retaliates by Biting your Mawile ferociously.
>You can see the sheer pain that the Mawile was caused by that, before he faints.
>You're shocked, rushing to return your Mawile to his pokeball.
"Rest now Mawile... As for me, I need to get outta here!"

>>6770613
no but I would pet it and be nice to it because it's strangely cute

>>6772317
>Scolipede is quick to look at you, charging after you, forcing you to back into a tree, making you unable to run.
>It has you trapped fearing for your life, as it eyes your body all over.
"W-what is it? Why are you looking at me like that!? Let me go safely.. please?"
>Scolipede stands on its hind legs only, towering over you, ready to swipe with its pincers.
>You gulp, scared, bracing yourself, knowing the poisonous sting those front pincers can cause.
>It starts to its pincers quickly in a swiping motion, you close your eyes, ready for the sweet embrace of...Well...Whatever happens when Pokemon faint.
>You feel wind move on you as the swipe goes by, confused, you don't feel any pain or poison.
>You open your eyes, only to find your clothes have been torn off.
>Scolipede is about to swipe at you again, only to fake it, looking at you with eyes of pure want.
>She turns around, presenting her large, bug goods to you, dripping wet.
>You can only blush madly, embarrassed entirely, face flushed full of red.
"W-what!? You... want me to put my thing in you!? But you're a pokemon! I'm a trainer! I'd go to Pokejail if someone found out! or.. would I?"
>You ponder for a few moments, thinking, "Is there even a law against Pokephilia? I just heard of it being strange, but no laws against it..."
>Scolipede is getting impatient with you, kicking you in the leg, at least semi-softly, to get you to pay attention to her again.
"Ow!! D-don't hurt me, I'll help... Just please let me go free after..."
>Scolipede is looking back at you, thinking for a few moments, before giving a visible nod, agreeing to the deal.
>You sigh, grabbing at her hind antennae, the skin on them is incredibly tough and hard, afterall, it acts as her carapace.
>You look down at her bug bits, and at yourself, finding to your surprise that your penis is fully erect.
"Why am I getting hard to this? I never thought of such acts with a pokemon... Guess I got no choice now..."

>>6772332
>Scolipede looks back at you angrily, ready to do it herself if you're not going to, not caring about your safety or if you're crushed by a bug.
>You decide it's best to hurry up, and press your hardened member against her dripping entrance.
>You shrug, deciding to shove it all into that large bug poon.
>She lets out a grunt, staying still, as you start to move your hips back and forth, holding her hind antennae to help.
>Even with her being much bigger, her insides are so soft, squishy, incredibly warm, and have a nice grip on you, flexing around you.
>You decide to pull on her antennae a bit, pounding against that thicc bug ass.
>She's really soft back there, assuming it's her vulnerable underbelly.
>It feels so soft, easy to squeeze, supple all around until you try to rub her carapace.
>Her carapace feels like tough armor, tougher than any Rhyhorn or Aggron armor you've ever encountered or felt while on your journeys.
>You can't think about that now, as you start to lose yourself into pleasure with that bug pussy, feeling yourself get close.
>She closes her eyes, letting you take her, the bug bits feeling like heaven on your pole.
>You finally feel yourself at your peak, taking a hard thrust, enough to even force her to stumble a few steps.
>Your semen starts to fill her entrance, you've never unloaded like this before, never thought to need it, training was important.
>Even with your size being much smaller than her, you're able to get her pussy leaking heavily with your hot cum, as you slowly pull out.
>That makes her angry as she trips you, making you fall flat on your ass.
>As she quickly forces her bug butt into your face, your own cum leaking onto your face.
>You decide to just go for it, it seems better than dying.
>You drag your slimy tongue along her cum-filled pussy, tasting your own milk, as well as her fluids.
>It tastes like freshly-made blackberry juice, with a hint of salt from your own semen.
>The tastes make you lose it.

>>6772346
>You bury your face deep into Scolipede's hindquarters, tonguing her pleasure-chamber like mad, running your tongue all around her walls.
>You can hear her yell out in pleasure, pushing back into your face more.
>You can't breathe anymore, you are stuck under a huge bug butt, but you don't care.
>You continue to lap up all her juices, licking all around, making her tremble now.
>You start to run your hand all over her ass, starting to play with her backdoor.
>You continue to lick and lap at her fresh pussy, pushing a few fingers into her tight asshole, thrusting your fingers back and forth, the tightness incredible.
>The suction pulls your fingers in everytime you want to thrust them out, and tries to push em out whenever you dive deeper.
>She collapses onto her belly, shivering in pure pleasure now, succumbing to your skills.
>You don't care, burying yourself into that large ass, still violently raping her pussy with your tongue, eventually rimming her tight anus above.
>She finally reaches her climax, juices rapidly squirting and flowing from her cunt for a good few seconds until she pants.
>You feel yourself still hard, afraid of her power, you decide to just jerk yourself to the image of her slicked up holes.
>She lays still, trying to regain her breath as you fap away at the sight of that large bug ass.
>Your hand is covered in your pre and quite a few fluids from her body, which makes the jerking even better.
>You finally start to feel yourself getting close, grunting and closing your eyes.
>You finally let it all release, finishing all over her bug butt, some even landing on her lower back.
>You pant a big, enjoying the image of your essence now covering the large pokemon.
>She lays there, still, relaxed and satisfied.
>You start to speak up to her, "So... Couldn't find *huff* any mates, so you brutally attacked us out of desperation?"
>She nods, still content with that session.

>>6772357
"Well, you were incredibly powerful... How about you join up with Mawile and I? If you get horny again, I'll be there next time, and you won't need to attack us..."
>You notice her ponder for a good while, before closing her eyes, nodding.
>You smile happily, going to your bag, throwing a pokeball at her, it sways on the ground a bit before catching her.
>You sigh, "Well.. this adventure just got a lot more interesting..."
>You decide to pack up, letting both Mawile and Scolipede rest.
>Luckily you get out safely, no pokemon wanting to fight you, because of earlier.
>You decide to go back to Nacrene city.
"Huh.. well, guess the city looks better now, but can't focus on that, gotta get us a room to stay in."
>You rush yourself to the nearest pokemon center, letting your Mawile get healed.
>Now you head over to your mom's home, she happily lets you back in to stay in your room, exactly how you left it years ago before you went on your journey with your Mawile.
"Man.. does this place sure bring back memories..." You say, as you sit on your bed, laying back before falling asleep in the cozy room.
>Suddenly your Scolipede comes out of your pokeball, laying in the bed with you, you wonder how she can fit in it, and how the bed doesn't break.
>She doesn't care, cuddled up next to you, ready to force you to please her at anytime.
>You're unable to say anything, just accepting what happens.
>Your Mawile suddenly comes out too, jealous that the bug is taking your attention away, he climbs on top of you, laying on your chest.
>He looks so adorable there, the bed isn't TOO badly broken, so you just shrug, relaxing back anyways, resting with both your old and new mons.
>End

Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/NdMUE9ZX

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>>6769650
>>6769597
>>6769588
>>6769577

M-more Purugly

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>>6772367
I loved it.
Love having my favorite mon and my two favorite types receiving some love

>>6772529
Just not enough Scolipede I hear from a lot, not sure how many, if any, fics of that giant bug are out, besides mine
Held a vote, Scolipede won, there's the fic ^.^
I'm here to deliver

On that note, any critiques? go ahead, nitpick, I want all the tips/advice/opinions I can get

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>tfw you will never have rough sex with Fighting Silvally
>tfw you will never have kinky sex with Dark Silvally
>tfw Psychic Silvally will never give you a mindjob
>tfw you will never have really hot sex with Fire
Silvally or ice cold sex with Ice Silvally
>tfw Electric Silvally will never electrically stimulate you
>tfw Ghost Silvally will never possess you and jack off
>tfw you will never have perfectly vanilla sex with Normal Silvally
>tfw you will never fuck Poison Silvally while hallucinating from his toxins
>tfw you will never take Rock Silvally's rock hard cock
>tfw you will never have sex with Steel Silvally for 14 hours straight because of his crazy endurance
>tfw you will never fuck Water Silvally underwater
>tfw you will never hold hands with Fairy Silvally
>tfw you will never have airborn sex with Flying Silvally
no idea for dragon/ground/bug though

>>6772332
>"W-what!? You... want me to put my thing in you!? But you're a pokemon! I'm a trainer! I'd go to Pokejail if someone found out! or.. would I?"
I consider this bit to be kinda awkwardly worded.
It just doesn't sound like something someone would say to themselves.

>>6772652
I can see why, I guess I just wanted to make a few jokes/references, that one I guess was overdone

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>>6772549
I'm not really that good at criticism and pointing flaws and being negative in general
But i Think that not having a threesome with weavile, scolipe and the trainer where the double team her was a missed opportunity.
Outside of that i thought it wax pretty good

>>6772693
Err... you mean Mawile? Mawile never fought the trainer, unless you mean when they hopped in bed, I could've gone into that, but maybe I'll leave it for a part 2 if I ever decide to do that

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>>6772704
I don't know why but i though mawlie but i typed weavile without thinking some reason, that was odd.
I guess that means i should go to sleep now

>>6772774
Haha, don't worry, it happens, especially when we're fatigued.

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>>6772652
Yo man as long as you dont go Ashchu adventures on your story, these sort of cheesy, somewhat overdone, and slightly groan inducing puns are just the humor I'm into. keep up the good work anon

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>>6772832
I don't think I could even go Aschu bad even if I tried.

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>>6772853
fukkin kek man

Yeah that would be kinda difficult....

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>>6772868
Damn near impossible, you mean

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>>6772886
I dunno man, I think it's quite possible we'd have someone autistic enough, After all, look at half of AGNPH's community, autistic as fuc, and then.... one name...

N̸̸̽̽̆̆̑̽͡ͅï̴̗̲̞̹͕ͣͨ͢ć̵̡̩̘̯̳͙̪͆̑̅ő͕̪̝̩̮̆ͮͧͅḇ̴̨͖̟͛ͯ͊̂̃͡åͩ͏̟y̪̘͎̰̦̱̞ͪ̉̓ͫ.̥̮̰͔̞̥̺̓ͅ.̜̹̜̉ͫ̔̂.̵͉̜̼̖͍ͬͣ̔͊̽̚

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>>6772917
it's strangely funny, I like art of Nicobay for the simple reason it just being a laugh with smut

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>>6772936
Have you ever met the guy? hooooly shit very little sqicks me out but, my god... perhaps he's better now but the dude lives on in my memory as the cringiest fuck i've ever met.

And iirc some 6-7 years ago more than half the artists he'd commission would refuse to do business with him for outrageous demands.
And of course its funny, I actually laughed my ass off at Ashchu adventures. Its essentially "The Room" of pokemon comics - so bad you NEED to read it once.

Also tangentially related, any requests? - ive a rather large library of this shit.

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>>6772960
Nah, I usually deliver on others requests, recently for fics, I got thousands in my folders as well

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>>6772960
but no, I havn't met him at all, just laughed at some of his artwork, but Aschu... now that's a whole nother level of hilarity, all i want to do is keep lighthearted jokes in my fics while still trying to relate/remain on the topic of what's happening, which if you've seen both my fics now (only have written 2) there's a few jokes there

>>6772960
>but the dude lives on in my memory as the cringiest fuck i've ever met.
Explain more

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>>6772977
Right there with you - only thing surprising about mine is the sheer number of Phallic objects in my collection
Nothing wrong with that in my book,
the requests stem to all.

>>6773001
Your last fic was that Absol one correct? rather enjoyed that one.

>>6773003
Personally when i met him some 6 or 7 years ago, i was younger, and He just came off as far too large an attention whore - one of those guys that let off the vibe of "The entire world revolves around me" and to be quite honest i dont like that about people. On top of that his demeanor was just.... creepy. moreso than that of most of the congoers. lets just say first impressions are a lot in my book and i did not care to get to know him further.

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>>6773056
yep, first one was the Absol fic, and today finished off that Scolipede fic, think I'll write a bayleef fic next, but not 100% sure, I try to pander to requests others give me, cuz I love having so many ideas to choose from, I like to explore different tastes people have, but there are things I will flat-out say no to

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>>6773076
We've all got those - for me... no Feet, no diapers, [especially on mature individuals] and no shitting...

Long time i used to edit and write fanfics for..... a lot of people... some incredibly talented writers, others i basically had to rewrite it to make it legible.... might start an epic /trash/ saga nightly if i ever feel like rewriting the old stuff i lost on the Yiffstar migration to sofurry. though almost all of its lost to time, minus my google docs stuff which is horridly unfinished, and more than half isn't smut.

Personally, im glad most of its gone, I'd love to work for gamefreak or whatever company now holds the mystery dungeon name as a writer/programmer and if they ever found out about that..... whuff...

>>6773130
Oh man, feet...quite amazing, diapers and shitting are, well...shit

>>6773003
Alo if by chance this is Nicobay himself - Sorry man, not meaning to slander you, i just recall a lot of those early flashes and art to be.... laughably bad and in such volume it annoyed the fuck out of me, I'd be happy to get to know you nowadays as i'm a much more open minded person.

>>6773130
for me, no diapers, scat, watersports (piss) hyper-growth, transformation, or rape, and probably a few other very very obscure things, but can't think of em atm

I'm just utterly disgusted at the thought of rape, I'm perfectly fine with it if it's some consensual play-rape, but otherwise, not happening

>>6773164
I'm with you on all those other things too, Watersports isn't a never- mainly because a good friend of mine was overly obsessed with it and i've been massively desensitized for it, and listened to many explanations about why he enjoyed it. though that's still something i can only tolerate with women specifically, and not on anyone...

Man when i wrote these things... i really had a habit of run-on sentences... I never finished this one But, the concepts at least still decent. As a fellow writer of short stories, Would this synopsis sound like something that's interesting:

A story with an incredibly long, multi chapter buildup starring a beefstick of a man, placed in the ancient times of pokemon [before the invention of pokeballs, which is canonically a very dark time when humans and pokemon despised each other and the conflicts constantly threatened the integrity of the world] Who through his trials and tribulations- has a general hatred of all things nonhuman - ventures a bit too far up a mountain one day and through a series of unfortunate events - ends up being thrown down a mountainside, beat up in a forest, and essentially left for dead. other star being a cyndaquil who comes across this man, now temprarily blind and batted by the things he hates most, and brings him back to health, guides him back home as she gets stronger. Eventually one night, driven by instinct, She decides to see how far she can push this man, and - being fully evolved now, finds that the mans affection for her specifically has grown beyond what she can imagine.

Feel free to tell me its shit - I think i wrote this when i was 17, and quite honestly i've got a lot of work with it regardless.

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>>6773306
That being said Surprisingly the list of unfinished things i have goes on and on, and I might take a swing at writing something completely new.. something purely pokemon related, something at a request, something simple something complicated... i just need something to polish up my writing skills, but if this is somerething that will take off, realize that there will llikely be several posts of no smut or barely any mention of it, and a promise of literate, well thought out storylines despite a delay... its been over a decade and i might as well try to reattain my literary skills.

>>6773306
>>6773358
Any idea can be a good story if it's portrayed in the right way, that being said, it sounds like a cute story, a little cliche, but could be cute, I don't think it'd need to be chapters long, could wrap it all up within 200 lines if you ask me

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>>6773375
Heh, Well - the simple stuff might be the better place to start, but i feel a lot more meaning can come of a story with characters that aren't shallow and have a clear line of development. I recall a story i worked on many years ago called David's tale i did some editing for, and even had a bit of a story crossover planned for - but again the story was unfinished, and had 3 15k-20k word chapters.
The characters still sit in my head as some of the most memorable and interesting characters that came out of a fic. I recall it being a ton of fun, and I still know the primary author [sadly the only one i still keep in contact with lol]

That being said a lot of my unfinished stuff mirrors a style similar to that - starting off simple and light hearted, a bit humorous, growing into something rediculous in one way or another, then well... .i dont generally make it to endings cause i cant figure out the perfect one.

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Blaziken, simple.

why do people think vaginas divinely loosen up more and more the larger a creature is

>>6770275
rollerino

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>>6773873
Because internet and not everyone cares for perfect anatomy? hell most of the time you see humanoid vaginas on quadrupeds... that makes little sense

Scolipede is megathicc

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Mhh, oh yes, Charmeleon...

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I want an arcanine deep inside me.

>>6770139
Mew
>Parent of all pokemon
>implying that wouldn't take hundreds of sex sessions

>>6772550
>Fat thick dragon type cock
>Thick ovipositor for bug type

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>>6774967

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Big pokemon dominating smaller ones is my fetish.

>>6774967
>>6775018
if only that was anything but such an ugly teddy bear pokemon like oshawott that does nothing but ruin the images

>>6773423
heh, sorry, fell asleep
Maybe I'm just more opinionated towards smaller fics, longer ones can be great, don't get me wrong, but I like short n sweet stuff

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I'd love to have a team of tiny female Pokemon and one horny Goodra stud, he'd keep them satisfied and bloated with spunk every day. Maybe round out the team with a Mew or Victini

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My Eevee is a slutty size queen! What do I do?

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>>6775161
You're all good m8, I spent the evening starting my PMD soundtrack project, got a little bit done, but as I'm getting called into work without sleep - i'll likely be back in whatever remake of this thread is made this evening, or if not make one meself.
Later droogies.

>>6775195
Tie her up and edge her for weeks, using smaller and smaller dicks.
After a few months she'll be begging for your two-inch punisher

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>>6775253
Well, good luck at work, may we keep the thread living while you are gone.

>>6775195
>drop your Eevee off at daycare, whole place is full of aggressive and horny male Pokemon desperate for a female to mate with
>your poor little Eevee is backed into a corner, surrounded by massive throbbing poke-cocks
>she yelps as an Ursaring grabs her and forces his entire length down her throat, pumping her tiny stomach full of musky spunk
>a Charizard grabs her next, laying his oversized member on her stomach, its length overshadowing her petite quivering body
>thrusts as much as he can, causing her stomach to bulge obscenely with a rhythmic squelching sound
>3 days of non-stop fucking passes
>you arrive back to find your Eevee eagerly sucking a Tyranitar off while an Arcanine mounts her from behind, she casts you a lust filled glance at the moment of climax, as she is filled with gallons of thick creamy semen racing to impregnate her fertile womb
>she slumps off the oversized cocks and waddles over to you, her stomach visibly bloated and legs shaking from the earth-shattering sex she's been having
>she whines and begs not to leave yet
>you smile and tell the daycare man to keep her for a few more days
>her eyes light up in pure ecstasy as she's dragged back into the daycare by a hulking Machamp, eager to resume her services to the brutes within

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I forgot that this pokemon existed.

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>>6775404
>It wields the most compelling hypnotic powers of any Pokémon, and it forces others to do whatever it wants.

>>6770022
Ho-oh's responsible for him being Poke Jesus so that he can go save their waifu, Lugia.
He's died, what, three or four times, can perform miracles, has superhuman strength and speed, and has aura powers that he doesn't even fucking utilize. Really surprised they never had him do aura shit considering all the time they spent with Korrina. Though I guess we never got a good explanation for Ash-Greninja so maybe that's some aura shit as well.

>>6775521
And yet he still can't win a league worth a damn.

>>6775579
Because he is terrible at building teams compositions and starts a new team every few months. He got fucked by the guy who had a team of mythicals and legendaries though. That league was just 100% bullshit.

Who knows, he might complete the island challenge this season. Its not a league and he's got the immediate backing of YET ANOTHER DIETY-TIER POKEMON.

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There's not enough flaaffy.

>>6775630
I'd fuck a flaaffy

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>>6775630
There's a lot of underrated Pokemon there just isn't enough of.

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>>6775649
I don't see enough feral Absol
It's always anthro crap, I swear, maybe I'm just biased because Absol is my fav

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>At age 10, you didn't go on a pokemon journey
>Your mom legally retained you, saying you needed to focus on school and that you weren't ready
>This went on for eight more years
>Now, at 18, you were starting so horribly late at this
>But it was either this or get a job
>You rode your bicycle down to Professor Juniper's lab
>Actually, it was to a train station which routed you back towards Castelia city and then you had to take your bike down to her lab
>All this shit for a pokemon, you should've just gotten that job at Burger King
>While in the process of cycling, you have time to reflect
>As a kid, Unova seemed massive and treacherous, but as an adult you realized you could just take a plane or car
>The magic of exploration faded
>But you just needed to get way from your fucking single mom
>If you had to listen to one more story about her fucking job you were going to rupture a testicle
>You make it to Professor Juniper's in the afternoon
>You grab the voucher for a starter pokemon out of your bag and look at it
>It had an image of oshawatt, snivy, and that pig-looking thing
>Piglet? You couldn't remember the name
>You knock on Professor Juniper's door and she invites you in
>On the phone she seemed pretty nice, she even underatood your unique situation
>"There's nothing wrong with getting a late start on your pokemon journey." she says
>She grabs one pokeball and hands it to you
>"You'll just need to work extra hard to catch up to the other trainers."
>You look at the pokeball
"How do I use it?"
>"Tap the button to activate it, and then give it a throw."
>You press the button and the ball expands from the size of a ping pong ball to roughly the size of a baseball
>You give the ball a gentle toss and it falls to the ground
>Professor Juniper examines it
>"Sorry, this one is actually empty." she comes back with another
>This one opened when you tossed it
>A small green snake-lizard thing materialized
>"It's the only one left, meet Snivy."

>>6775676
And god fucking help the ocs

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>>6775695
all edge-crazed oc stuff, I'm happy I wrote that Absol fic, just a little bit more content with a feral Absol, definitely gonna have to remaster it when I get better though

>>6775695
>>6775676
Absol is one of the designated furbait pokemon

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>>6775649
>Trubbish, Garbodor
>Grimer, Muk
>Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash
The pokemon I like the most have barely any porn. I guess it's my fault for having such odd taste, though.

>>6775705
Designated by who? I don't see enough Absol pics, if we want to go furbait, you got stuff like titty chicken, bipedal bun bun, aura doggo, and tsundere fire witch doggo, don't see disaster doggo as a furbait mon

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>>6775718
Those are some unpopular tastes, anon
Trubbish and Garbodor are literally trash, not many people want to stick their dick in trash

Grimer and Muk are toxic sludges and supposedly stink badly, not many people want to deal with that

Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash... well... they're swords... how do you fuck a sword without injuring yourself?

Not hating, we all have some awkward tastes, just those mons are really unpopular for those reasons

>>6775725
Designated as in look at all the fucking anthro art and cringey ocs
DESIGNATED
FURRY
MON

>Getting pinned down and raped by a Garbodor
>Becoming its personal sex slave

why isnt he real

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>>6775630
agreed

>>6775790
well, technically

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>>6775693
>The grass snake pokemon stared at you silently
>"Well go on, say hi." Juniper urges you
>You kneel down and the snivy walks a little closer to you
"Hi there."
>"Snivy."
>You forgot they couldn't talk
>Play it cool, Anon!
"Do you like memes?"

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>>6775693
There isn't enough good feral male shinx art, although at least there is some.

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>>6775790
there is some

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>>6775974

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>>6775982

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>>6776024

>>6774698
>ovipositor
>on a male
Why does this happen so much?

>>6776054
I know males don't have ovipositors. I just felt like "weird green cone bug dick" is overdone and one of the other typings can probably cover conedick.

What's better like, thin long stingerdick?

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I want to marry this sword and make sweet love to it during our honeymoon!


Speaking of which why does this thing barely have any porn

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>>6776175
Well this works.

>>6776220
lewding them comes with the risk of them offing your head. Both of them.
Jokes aside, object mons are usually not that popular on the lewd department

>>6776175
Maybe something with silk webs?

>>6776233
>basically a scorpion stinger as a dick

bravo

>>6776220
It's hard to draw lewds of a sword. Not that I haven't lewded it in my mind countless times.

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>>6776234
True.

There's always drawing the porn yourself but drawing is pretty difficult.

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>>6776259
Your point? it's art of fictional characters.

>>6768695
Tell me about worshiping Aegislash

>>6776273
that aegislash should be punished for blocking the semen like that

>>6776317
I thought it could feel through the shield too.

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>>6776317
Maybe you should fuck it while it's in blade forme, then.

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>>6776332
It's favorite petting spot in amie is the shield circles, so it's probably really sensitive there.

You could probably repeatedly rub it there and potentially bring it to orgasm or something.

You could probably fuck the holes in the circles its shield if your dick is small enough, though. (assuming that they are holes)

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>>6775742
>Trubbish,Garbodor
I've always pictured their bodies as being comprised of a sort of thick, warm, slime with various pieces of plastic strewn about. Also, apparently their stench disappears if they trust you.
>Muk, grimer
For reference, I've been masturbating to these since I was six. For the toxicity, mithridatism might apply, and you'd eventually learn to ignore the smell.
They could also have the ability to control both, so it may not be a problem.
>Tfw you'll never have a soft, squishy sludge waifu that loves to smother and envelop you.
>Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash
I want to make the sword climax.
That's all, really.

A large part of it for me is the aspect of loving and caring for something that usually gets no affection at all.

Aegislash is my loyal knight slave!

Should I make my sword a girl or a boy?

>>6776373
Aegislash itself is about 5 feet long, and the shield is around 3 feet wide.
It'd be a really tight fit, but it's possible.
Also, I imagine that male aegislash could secrete a thin layer of semen from their blade upon orgasm.

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>>6776309
not that anon but I would gladly lick every inch of its shield and blade if it wanted me to.

I really want to hear this sword make some metallic moaning sounds.

>tfw made everyone thirst for the sword
my plan is complete

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>>6776599
>thin layer of cum on the blade after orgasm
that's pretty hot

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>>6776712
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who wants to fuck the sword, though.

>>6776740
then theres this fucking double dicked casanova

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>>6776220
>>6776261
>>6776273
>>6776373
>>6776341
>>6776600
>>6776717
>>6776753
Disastermon here,
If this sword is wanted enough by fellow objectmons, I may add it to a list of ideas for a lewd fic, of course, if I were to do this, I'd need a bit of help from objectmons, explaining what/why they like objects/this particular sword so much, as I'm a little confused by it, not hating at all, just curious

>>6770229
>>6770398

This is my fetish.

>>6769026
Sure is

anyone got any good lewd fic links?

>>6777187
theres no good lewd fics anon, it's all shit like

>Scolipede smashed his fleshbranch into his trainer's passion passage and punched load after load of his virulent nutslop into his trainer's quivering meatspace

or other cringy shit because the artist writes as they fap

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>>6777229
Well, I'm still sitting around, you could give criticism about that stuff instead of a blatant insult, I enjoy criticism so I can improve, I recently started writing, if you have any requests for something, then please, do say so

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>>6769282
- It's hard to fuck a sword
+ It's not impossible to fuck a sword

>>6777346
Where would you stick it in, even?

>>6777418
You don't stick it in.
You grind against the blade/hilt.

>>6777431
I don't think that constitutes as "fucking", anon.

>>6777418
The sheath, obviously, Anon

>>6777418
Jerk off with the ribbon

I hope this archives, a lot of threads have been 404ing lately. This is a good thread.

>>6777304
I was insulting nobody unless you're saying that because there was recently a scolipede fic posted. I only said scolipede because I had a picture of them in a freshly opened tab and they were directly on the mind, that could sub for any pokemon.

>>6777437
Aegislash, and some other object pokemon lack a hole to penetrate, so what constitutes as "fucking" might be defined differently.
In the end, whether you are thrusting into a fleshy hole, or grinding against metal, the outcome is the same: you are making them climax with your penis.

>>6777466
I don't think /trash/ has archives, which is unfortunate

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>>6777484
My bad then, just seemed like a passive-aggressive insult, but yeah, I did write that scolipede fic posted recently, maybe I just got a little defensive there since there was no criticism, my bad, Anon

>tfw no cute Beheeyem bf to abduct you and use you as his personal cumdumpster

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>>6777513
and for all intents and purposes, this was said pic. No personal attack was intended.

>>6777492
Aww. Oh well. More threads can always be made.

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>>6777539
I see, I try not to make my fics cringy, but I've only written 2; I'm looking heavily for advice/tips/requests you guys have so I can improve, was just a misunderstanding on my part.

>>6777564
Try writing out of your comfort zone.
Write a fic about a pokemon you aren't as fond of. You might get some ideas about what you can improve on.
It doesn't work for everyone, though.

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>>6777625
The funny thing about that is I did, I'm not fond of Scolipede, was just a request from other anons/the winner of a strawpoll I did a day or 2 ago, the Absol one was for my personal enjoyment though, and it turned out to be decent for my first ever fic, so... yeah

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6905892/1/Trainer-s-Tale-Audino-Why

RIP

Did anyone save this one? It's a great story.

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>>6777653
Is that this one?

>>6777678
>>6777653
Woah, if that story was really put onto ffn, didn't expect someone to take it and put it on there.

>>6777834
I don't know if it was the same story, Just gave a guess and gave that one, not sure if it actually was the ffn fic, who knows

>>6775974
>>6775982
>>6776024
>>6776030
Garbodor's giant cock and the fact that it doesn't even need to go all in to fill greninja's pussy completely is so fucking hot

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>>6777647
Huh. Okay then.
I actually want to write some pokelewd, but I feel like the pokemon I want to focus on are so unpopular that I may as well not bother.
Why perform when you have no audience?

>>6777928
Sometimes you perform and you attract an audience if you keep it up

>>6777928
>>6777966
That's a good way to put it
but I also just enjoy writing in general, and I don't judge others over their kinks n whatnot, while there are some things I refuse to write about, doesn't mean i'm judging em, I'm just not into that and I know it'll write horribly, but as for writing with no audience, a few people (20-40) is a good enough audience for me to do requests that others have (had 30 or so votes on that strawpoll)

>>6777928
hey I like Garbodor

it started out as a joke between a friend
but he grown on me and now i love him

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>>6777966
>>6778029
Well, I guess I'll try writing a trubbish/Garbodor fic.
Even if only one person appreciates it, it is still worth doing.

>>6778306
good on ya, Anon, it's a lot of fun to write, and just go with the flow, especially with less-popular mons!! that's my motivation there

>>6778306
Thatll be trash

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might do some sketch requests tonight
preferable F and F/F

>>6778560
Female fennekin playing with female charmanders feet

>>6778560
lurantis?

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>>6778560
female durant

>>6778560
Possibly feral Absol? don't care what it's doing

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>>6778560
Female Florges groping her own two big breasts.
Alternatively slapping her own ass to taunt/tease the viewer (recommended)

>>6778560
F Mienshao on her back with her legs spread?

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>>6778660
>Florges
>breasts

>>6778560
A bashful Garbodor on a bed?

I love pokecock so much

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>>6778688
you heard me Guzma. A Florges. With tits

I want to impregnate a sword

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>>6778795
yeah pokecocks are great

>>6778933
>tfw no buff barbaracle to pin you under the water and fuck you

>>6778933
Nice, getting to stroke 4 cocks of that quality would be darn sweet.

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>>6778584
hope sfw is alright

>>6779091
It certainly is, thank you, im no good at art, so i cant add those adorable tan spots on the charmanders feet...ive always thought of those as the sensitive areas, but MY GOD is that pic adorable

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I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AEGISLASH

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These threads are superfast these days. Also, I feel like I haven't seen a braixen thread in quite a while. Not that I've been looking actively.

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>>6778586
Lurantis is one of my favorites in Alola!

>>6779571
I want to rim a delicious Lurantis poopshute.

New thread:
>>6780218

>>6769026

>>6770275