WHO HERE READY TO FUCKING DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OVER THE HOLIDAYS

>tfw you work at amazon and are working all the way through till the 29th
>tfw you're getting maaaaaaaaaaad fucking money for it though

>>6763588
this website is for adults, not school children.

>>6763590
2mature4me

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>tfw broken leg
>tfw everyday is lazy holiday
I'm such a useless shit and I'm loving every second

Too bad I'm probably going to work 60 hours a week until mid-January.

Fuck y'all.

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>>6763590

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>Masturbating 4 times a day
>Get a scab

I didn't even know it was possible to be a casual when it comes to masturbating

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>>6763588
Reporting in.

>Finals are over
>Bought a bunch of sirloin steak
>Got a 6 pack of moose drool
>Got my 3ds hacked
>Might go to the gym today & meet with a fuckbuddy after
>Redownloaded Morrowind and System shock 2

>leaving for christmas 24th
>get back 4 days later
>don't have any handhelds to bring
>laptop + 360 controller too clunky to bring along
I'm done for.

I'm finally going to beat Far Cry 4
Fucking game is huge.

>>6763593
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6763588
Just hit up tinder and change that fap to fuck

>>6763593
Maybe dont major in political "science" in your next life...

>>6763588
I have to work over the break but it's no big deal I'll drink after my shifts

>>6763600
>tfw manlet so I'll never get anybody on tinder

>>6763598
I got so sad when the campaign ended. The open world just lost its meaning at that point.

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>>6763600
>tfw no gf
>have a fap
>everything is fine

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>Scab on your dick from rapping 4 times a day

How the fuck do you fap?

>>6763606
Fucking this. I fap raw at least 5 times a day on my off days, the most I'll get it is a bit of pain if done successively.

>>6763588
I work though

Any anons wanna meet up and have sex? I'm a pretty good trap

>tfw I don't even enjoy holidays anymore because I'm too lazy to do anything like meet up with friends

With college I'm forced to attend which also allows me to meet up with my college mates. I have no motivation to leave my bed now. It's 7.45 pm and I'm still in bed, literally.

>>6763588
more like normie starter pack

>fuckin netflix are you kidding me

>>360874406
Sure.

@360874406
>3d porn
Full pleb normie detected.
Deserves no (You) from me.

>>360874406
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE!

>>6763610
Go outside and take a walk you fuck. Thank me later.

>>360874406
>no mia rose or lily thai

pleb as fuck

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>>360874406
>3D

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>>6763588
>tfw grew out of this
>tfw still looking for vidya

I want everyone under 25 to leave.

>>6763613
>@
Is this a new meme?

>>6763600
>dude just be desirable to the opposite sex lmao

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when you're neet, every day is a lazy holiday!
haha

>>6763588
I already do that all the time

>>6763590
Then why are you here?

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>>6763610
>tfw everyone is enjoying their break
>Tfw still have to work all day and go to a party my boss is holding despite feeling like a corpse.
>Tfw I get home still need to finsh a scholarship and pack because parents want to go to grandparents for Christmas
>Tfw I come back I have to plan for a trip with some freinds and after that school will start back up again
>Tfw between all that have to look for a job since I can't do workstudy anymore due to trabsfer

Fucking kill me.

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>Not having a holiday LAN party with all your friends


Must suck to be you guys, feels nice to have friends :)

how do I become neet but still be able to pay for bills?

>>6763606
death grip

i was with a girl for 4 hours once and still couldnt deposit my seed into her savings box
she fell asleep and i jerked it for a little bit and everything was fine im a bad person

My family is home m8, I cant fap :(

>too old to not buy presents for aunt/uncle
>haven't yet but there fly back tomorrow
Guess it's another year of being a piece of shit.

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>>6763588

I have a job and both Christmas/New Years fall on weekends this year, so I don't get any days off (that I wouldn't have off normally anyway) this year.

Life is pain.

>>6763600
I'm ugly. Also no one even use tinder seriously anymore. Shit is literally so 2013.

>>360874406

hit me up

>>6763622
This.

>only 4 times a day
loooooooooooool

>>360875151
SAUCE

>>6763606
Reminder that most Americans had their penises mutilated in their infancy.

>>6763590
Not all of us work in a factory or a shitty store.

We also get days off between 23rd and 2nd of January, and since it's Europe it's paid obviously.

>>360874406
>Western 3D

>>360874406
lets do this

>that one guy that fapped so much that his heart gave out and he died

Whats the most number of times youve fapped in 24 hours
8 here. ghost loads are fuckin weird man

im so glad i cut it back to 1-2 times a day

>>6763590
I am 24 and doing my masters degree and today was my last day of uni.

What about it, bitch?

>3DPD garbage everywhere

If you want to post 3D at least post cute weeb/nerd girl not fucking the most plebbiest normal porn on the net.

>>360874406
Lisa Ann isn't attractive but I fap to her anyway, does anyone else understand my predicament?

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Loli> 3DPD

>>360874406
lets do this shit

>>6763588
I do that every day, so it being a holiday isn't going to change anything.

>>6763641
Probably about 12 but I'm not sure.
There was this one time I stayed up all night fapping continously for about 6-8 hours. I came about 5-8 times during that night and I probably masturbated at least 4 times during the day.

>>6763641
6? 7? Something along those lines

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>>360874406

>>360875151
THICC

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I plan on using the holiday to get my life on track a little bit after effectively doing nothing my first semester of uni, I plan on getting back into reading and getting a daily exercise routine to stop being such a lazy fuck

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>>360874406
I can't believe im rolling for this

>>6763637
Technically I wasn't circumcised. Birth defect where the head of my dick was off at a 45 degree angle or so. During baby plastic surgery to make the head point forward most of the foreskin was lost/used. My dick looks pretty fucking terrible desu senpai. At least it's an acceptable size, not that anyone will ever see it.

>>360874406
What is T&a?

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>>6763653
>>360874406
MFW I ROLL AND GET THE ONE I WANTED

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>>360874406

>>6763637
Yeah but how do you get scabs from masturbating

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>>6763617
>>6763639
>>6763650
>weeb permavirgins

Finally something more pathetic than Anthony Burch.

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>>6763590
>this website is for adults

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>6763650
I love Sakurako.

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>>6763590
its for college age adults actually

>>360874406
rolling for random

>>6763652
This. I completely threw a pretty important assessment just this morning, which now means I need to do really fucking well next semester just to avoid failure.

>>360874406
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>360874406
Rolling around at the speed of sound

>>6763588
I do this every day.

Fuck off back to school, children.

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Christmas is gonna be comfy as fuck. Bought my family all kinds of neat shit. Got my dad an xbox one with madden and resident evil 4+6 , ryse and dynasty warriors. My brother a chair and a bunch of steam shit and my wife gets her retarded chroma razer horseshit.

I'm gonna get comfy as fuck in my recliner and wrap up in a blanket to play vidya on my i7/1080 gay man PC while my wife cooks me some mother fucking turkey. Nothing beats playing a comfy as fuck game like a 4x or rpg while watching netflix/streaming services on the second monitor.

I'm happy.

>>6763626
>that bitch in chewbacca ostume

>>6763663
I've already fapped to Belladonna for like a decade

>>360874406
why not

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>tfw holiday break just started for me
>off until early January
>feeling horny and haven't fapped in almost a week

>>6763658
I used to wrap my dick with the front of the tshirt I was wearing and fap with it. It solved the problem of being cut and not wanting to use lube/spit (I was a retarded teenager). It worked if the shirt was a soft enough material but one time the shirt was extremely rough. I didn't notice until my dick was bleeding from several places.

>>6763588
I'm actually seriously thinking into studying what i'll see in the next year of university. and play some vydia

>>360875991
>>6763648 This story happened when I was like 15 and very hormonal so don't feel too bad.

>>6763600
Seems like 95% of women in that ship put "only here to meet friends no hookups pls" in their bios though.

Lets settle this once and for all.

3D or 2D? Which one do you prefer? Which one do you fap to the most?

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>>6763588
>21 and with a job
>get days off early for december
>already at my mom's house to spend the whole rest of the month here on vacation
>laptop loaded with old goodies: Quake 3, ET: Wolfenstein, WC3, Dota and Quake 1
>comfy on the huge ass sofa watching TV, sipping on the delicious coffee mom makes me and chilling
>gonna play the games with my brother later tonight on LAN
>fragging bots with him in Q3A
>can already feel my butt getting fat from all the food my mom is cooking me

Best christmas ever

>>360874406
Well OK.

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>>6763672
I wish I could see that huge load.

>>360874406
Why not senpai

>>360874406
rolin

>>6763595

Some of us value our hormone levels.

>>6763589
>work at amazon

You poor, poor sod

>>6763626
I used to have lan parties like this all the fucking time, then my friends all became "adults" and work 24/7 and now I'm the only one who plays video games anymore


feels bad

>>360874406
rfgf

>>6763588

>dick scabs

Never again, always in the same spot too, on the right underside where the base of the finger connects

>>6763677
3D is best

2D is garbage for lowlives that'll never accomplish anything in their lives.

>>6763676
Way to be hella naive, man.

>>6763588
I don't drink alcohol (and never did) so I can perform at 100% in vidya.

>>6763588

Where's the "get a fucking job" component of this starter pack?

Surely you work instead of doing literally nothing for a month? Must be tough on your parents providing for you, you know they love you.

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>>6763626

>friends

>>6763600
tinder doesnt work unless you're female. I have a chick that gets 5 new dicks a week cuz of it. Guys just dont get the same luck cuz the app is a women's market.

>>6763677
Both, 3D gets me there quicker though

>tfw work thursdays through sundays at a pizza place making minimum wage so even though the term is over I still have shit to do
Fuck me.

>>6763668
Very happy for you. Lucky anon

>>6763609
No

>Worked 50 hour weeks
>Happy
>Proud
>Had to take some time off and move back home following health issues
>Was fun for like 2 weeks to have my mom cook and just play games all day
>Then it got uncomfortable
>Especially since recovering
>It's been 5 months now
My mom would be fine if I just stayed like this forever as far as I can tell. I want to get a job here to pass the time but I've also sent off my applications for getting back into work overseas and ideally I'll be hired over the next couple months and I'd feel weird trying to get such a temporary job. Dunno how NEETs do it.

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>>6763588
NOT ME BECAUSE I HAVE A CAREER AND 'HOLIDAY' AND 'SUMMER' DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ONCE YOU HAVE A CAREER
SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE

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>>6763678
>>can already feel my butt getting fat from all the food my mom is cooking me

Lewd anon, you should have her make you more!

>>6763683
>implying masturbation significantly alters hormone levels
That's a nice meme you've got there. For decades the benefits of masturbation have baffled us and we're still unsure if it raises or reduces testosterone. Various studies have concluded that it does either. Also, like any physical activity your hormone levels will temporarily change when you're exerting yourself.

>>6763628
>>6763637
These. Some guys grip their junk too hard, and cutfags have problems of their own too.

>>6763628
Is that you Caine?

>>6763609
I think you should kill yourself.

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>>6763668
Hope you all perish in a house fire

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>>6763588
>WHO HERE READY TO FUCKING DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OVER THE HOLIDAYS EXCEPT DRINK FAP AND PLAY VIDYA?

I gotta study for finals bro, and also prepare for a seminar.

>>6763678
I want to fuck your weeb ass and treat you like the slut that you are.

>>360874406
Samantha 38G I guess. Only BBW I could find

>>6763703
No but the idea that im not alone makes me feel better

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>>6763700
If I eat any more my butt will get too fat!

>>360874406
Rollin for my girl Jayden James

>>360874406
k

>>360874406
rolling and fapping

>>6763588

>scab for fapping 4 times in a day

Literally how

>>360874406
>no Anri
She's literally /ourgirl/.

>>6763710
No such thing. Enjoy your mom's cooking and eat more and more! You know you want a fat slutty ass.

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>TFW doing nothing for the next month besides weed lmao and vidya

It's gonna be beautiful lads, I miss being NEET.

>>6763658
I tore my frenulum from excessive masturbation once. You DON'T DON'T DON'T want that happening.

>>6763589
I did this a few years ago. I do not envy you one bit.

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>>6763707
Lewd.

>>6763716
Even bigger?

>>6763589
>mad money
holy shit dude are they bumping you up to $10 an hour?

>>6763691
Fuck no anon, why get a job for less than a month that I'll have to drop when I go back to uni full time? I'd prefer to enjoy my government allotted free time

>>6763720
Yes. It's a nice big ass but it can be even bigger. That way you can get even more attention for having such a nice big butt!

>>6763701
My refractory period seems to last 36 hours rather than twenty minutes. I can fap again from boredom but without direct simulation I won't feel actual arousal until two days later.

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>>6763717
>Tfw just got my card
>Tfw no work until Feb and school until then as well
>mfw I can get delivery to my doorstep of dank shit now

Life is good.

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>>6763723
I-i wonder how big it can get.
I'm gonna be thick...

It's all gonna go to my butt and thighs...

>>6763720
I love you.

>>360874406

Pornstars are fucking infinitely plebeian, you essentially have a bimbo and NTR fetish since you get off to watching other men fuck disgusting women, making you twice the subhuman

>>360874406
roll.

>>6763588
i dont drink but ill do the other 2 things with ease

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>>6763588
>tfw have to spend Christmas writing my dissertation

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>>6763727
W-what?!

>>6763726
We'll have to test it anon. Good thing it's the holidays and you can eat a ton. I bet it's gonna go straight to your thighs and ass, so much you might not even fit in those jeans anymore!

>>360874406
ebna

>>6763607
How? I can barely do twice a day, it just isn't enjoyable after the first. What drives you, Anon?

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Reminder that the mods of /v/ fail to do the one thing they should

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>>6763732
Marry me please

>>6763731
Ideally you could spend right now writing it and have christmas off but we both know you'll keep doing that "guilty pleasure" procrastination where you browse 4chan for a month and hate yourself for not starting yet

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>>6763733
My jeans are already very tight...
I'll have to ask mom for new ones if this goes on...

>>360877373
Don't be mean! I'm just a sissy white boy...

>>6763737
D-do I know you?

>>6763735
He's a kid. I can't do that anymore at 25 but years ago I did.

>>360874406
rolling for best pornstar

>>6763689
>hella
Kill yourself, fucking faggot.

>>360875151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>>6763739
Eat enough so your fat ass no longer fits in those jeans. Then ask your mummy for new ones. You get to have a nice comfy holiday anon, and your ass gets bigger for all the other anons to enjoy.

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>>6763739
>D-do I know you?

You will soon if you marry me.

>>6763735

Different anon here, I can only do it more than twice if I've gotten into some porn game, like the first couple days after Princess Trainer and Corruption of Champions were pretty rough.

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how do I report 50 posts at once

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>>6763745
Are you that guy that built a gaming PC just so he could play with me?

>>6763744
This is lewd. I don't wanna get fat...

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>MFW it's rainy and i will get comfy playing some Pokemon and Shantae with soda and chips

>>6763588
>Over the holidays
You mean the past four months?
Ahahahaha
Haha
help

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>>6763738
I've been doing it all week bro, like yeah i could do it now, but I've been working on it from 9 am till about an hour ago (it's 8:30pm fyi)

so get fucked m8

>>6763589
>Mad money

If it's anything less than £12 an hour with additional 50% overtime on top of that, AND days in lieu, you're getting shafted.

>>6763748
STOP POSTING ANIME GIRLS YOU FAT FAGGOTS YOU FUCKING PUDGY LOSERS

YOU ARENT AN ANIME GIRL FUCKING GROW UP

FUCK

>ERP anime sissies ruining this normalfag blog thread

thank you jesus

>>6763748
It's been lewd since you posted your butt. You have to take responsibility anon. And don't get fat overall, just the ass!

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>>6763707
>>6763720
>>6763727
>>6763723
>>6763726
>>6763733
>>6763732
>Weebs wonder why no one likes them

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>>6763748
>Are you that guy that built a gaming PC just so he could play with me?

No just some random anon who love cute anon like you.

>>6763747
this picture always solicits a giggle

>>6763751
>look at me i'm mr. successful with no procrastination issues
please go ahead and die

>>360874406
roll asd

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>>360877563
No, I'm a boy.

>>6763755
I guess you're right. But don't worry, it seems like every pound I gain goes only to my ass and thighs.

>>6763754
Fuck normies, give me replies

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>tfw working from up until the 23rd
>tfw i'm gonna have the comfiest christmas eve ever

>>6763724
Low test beta detected

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>>6763756
Yeah the normie "i'm gonna do X" blogging was so much better. Fuck off no one cares about what your retarded ass is doing this Christmas.

>tfw seb derm is flaring up bad this winter
>tfw reherniated my l5-s1 disk and it hurts to sit or stand

Thank you for the awesome genetics God. Shit like this is why I'm a jobless 24yo virgin. But hey, at least I'm a 6'4" white male huh? How about that privilege!

>>6763763
Dumb weeb.

>>6763735
Boredom. I'm 23 and really, anything sets me off. I just have to look at an ass or something even remotely sexual to get turned on again. So browsing 4chan always gets me going since everyone posts lewd every now and then.

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>>6763744
>>6763745
>>6763748
Can you faggots get a fucking room?
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/xiv/

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>>6763757
Ok, let's get married.

>>6763588
>not doing that the whole year

>>6763760
I won't worry anon. I'll trust you and your ass. But if you do get too fat you'll have to be punished, y'know?

>>6763762
Yeah man. Fapping daily to fifty different tabs does that.

>>6763588
>DRINK FAP
plz don't make me

>>360874406

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fucking ERP faggots

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>>6763768
Yaaaaay

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>>6763770
P-punished?!

>>6763767
This thread is the room.

>got scab on dick syndrome like 5 times in the past year
I never learn.

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>based animebro killing this normalfags garbage blogging threads

You guys are ok.

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>>6763776
Punished. What's the use of a fat ass if you're an actual fatass yourself? It ruins the appeal!

>>6763778
>talking about sitting on our neet asses all day
>normalfags

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>>6763761
>work up until christmas eve
>spend all of christmas eve driving
>spend all of the day after christmas driving

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>>6763779
How am I gonna get punished, will you make me work out?

>>6763778
Any time, buddy.

>>6763775
Yes, let's get married. You will be my loving husband.

>>6763780
It's an underage school thread.

>>6763590
Oh, Anon..

>>6763588
>only 4 times a day

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>tfw wagecuck
>tfw working Christmas Eve and day after christmas

>>6763780
>neet
>DUDE I GOT 2 WEEKS OFF LMAO IM SUCH A NEET XD

>>6763588
>All these faggots
And somehow they say people who support trump are manly. What a lie!

>>6763778
>based animebro
haha nice joke

I'm sick of it already. Fuck people who give me good wishes. I hope they all get cancer.

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>>6763771
How can you fap daily when your refractory period is 36 hours?

>>6763788
I'm 25 years old.

>>6763588
Can you really get a scab from spanking it too much?

>not abstaining from fapping and climaxing exactly when 2017 begins

What? Surely you don't spend new year's eve with other people?

>>6763589
Amazon is soul crushing, man. I'd rather work dumping bodies into the ovens at Auschwitz.

Welcome back to /trash/ /v/.

Ayyyyyy

Cuck mod.

what the fuck take me back to /v/

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Make me cum. I want to be treated like a slut.

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Rofl we got moved.
Does that mean I can post lewds without getting banned now

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im ready

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rate my gf

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>I'm sick of it already. Fuck people who give me good wishes. I hope they all get cancer.

Based mods

>>6763815
post a pic of yourself dumb broad

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>>6763818
Yes. Post lewds fat ass!

>>6763829
But it's true. People who say shit like that only do it to feel better about themselves. They don't actually care.

So /pol/-tier shit and phrenology discussions are A-ok, but a comfy holiday thread warrants a move to /trash/. Great job, mods, I'm sure as hell not moving to /v/ on another imageboard.

>trashed

normalfags btfo

thank you based mod

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get out fucking degenerate weebs

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>>6763842
First I'll tease a bit with clothed pics

/v/ mod actually does their job for once rather than deleting a productive thread :^)

MODS=GODS

>>6763844
First off, it was a normie blogging thread.
Second it degraded into lust and erp.
Third, you're a normie faggot stay off of /v/.

>>6763852
>white people

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>But it's true. People who say shit like that only do it to feel better about themselves. They don't actually care.

>>6763853
Shut up janitor, get a real job.

>>6763852
Those jeans really are tight, fuck.

>>6763852
You're a real slut aren't you.

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>Based mods removing anime shit from /v/

Thank you based mods.

>>6763792
I fap anyway even if I'm not horny. Not technically using the right word but because refractory implies no erections but after fapping I don't have any sexual drive whatsoever for a couple days.

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>>6763871
uwu but I'm a meido

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>>6763874
Tight jeans, tight butt.

>>6763889
i want you to take a step back for a second and just think of what you are doing now

>>6763889
Skinny with such a fat ass. You could definitely eat more and let it go straight to that. So much so that your ass won't fit in those jeans and everyone will be able to tell!

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>>6763588
>tfw you jack off even with a sore spot on your dick

I don't even feel anything when I cum anymore, except pain and sadness

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>>6763915
Posting pics of my butt on 4chan for attention and hopefully to the delight of some perverts?
I know very well what I'm doing.

>>6763919
I already caught men on the street taking peeks at my butt on the subway and such.

I wanna have a bigger, fatter, rounder ass. I want men to look at it with lust.

>>6763951
Then feed our collective voyeurism asap.

>>6763889
>>6763951
>>6763852
what gender are you, again?

>>6763951
Some already are looking at it with lust. Can't blame the ones on the subway. Such a girly fat ass, especially when you wear jeans like that. Just think of all the attention you'll get from men and their cocks if it gets even bigger and fatter!

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>>6763970
Ah, maybe I will~

>>6763977
I'm male.
I'm not a tranny, am not on HRT or anything.

>>6763978
I only ever wear skinny jeans. It's the only kind of pants I wear.

>>6763977
You realize it's almost certainly a male (male)

>>6763977
That is a dude obviously.
What girl would post lewds on 4chan of all places?
A girl can post lewds on any other site and they would get praised for it and get more people to see it.

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>>6763588
Well, i'm gonna translate aggresive retsuko to spic, so i'll do something that i like.

>>6763992
Skinny jeans is best. The best way to show off that fat ass without actually pulling them down and letting a man actually view it.

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>>6763992
FUCKING FAGGOT SHOW US YOUR DIIIIICK
[spoiler]is your name Jon, by any chance?[/spoiler]

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>>6764019
No, my name is not Jon. I'm not even American. I'm from Spain.

>>6764009
Yes, I wonder how many more men look at my butt when I don't notice.

>>6764019
heres a protip newfag, if there isnt an option to mark an image as a spoiler you cant do it with text either

>>6764033
I wonder too. How many sneak looks when you turn around, watching that fat ass. Staring at you in lust even knowing you're a guy. Almost unable to resist themselves!

>>6764040
That's a pretty fucking easy to miss indicator, lad. Why doesn't /trash/ have spoiler tags, anyway? What happens when a thread gets moved during a discussion of something that could be spoiled?

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>>6764000
hownewisthisnigga.tiff

>Scan on dick from fapping

So, you're a filthy mongoloid who doesn't trim his nails and then digs them into the dick while fapping?

>>6764160
You can tear up your dick just from friction with your skin

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>>6763590
>he thinks he's an adult

>>6763642
congrats, just got my undergrad done.

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>>6764051
I wonder if anyone has ever thought about my ass when jerking off after they've seen it IRL.
Back in high school my friends would slap and grope my butt to "joke".

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>>6764274
My friend used to grope my man tits cause they feel real but I've never got off to them

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>>6764301
They would slap my butt all of a sudden and say "nice butt girlie" in a joking manner.
Or they'd grope it and say "I bet you like this". It was not just one, it was three of them that did it.

They were all straight and even had girlfriends.
What did they mean by that?

>>6764322
It means you're delusional because that never happened.

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>>6764405
It did happen. They also used to do tickle wars with me that always ended up with me being tickled and losing all control and in tears.

>>6764405
he's probably being vapid about it, but if you never had homoerotic banter with the lads you're probably a sperglord

>>6764433
Not him, but man, no way. That did not even cross my mind.
And I'm not even a social disaster.

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>>6764473
>he never played soggy biscuit

>>6764500
I literally never heard of this until now.

>>6764563
If you're not an americlap you have no excuse.

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>>6764433
>>6764473
I don't know how it was for you guys, but I've been subject to homoerotic remarks and jokes all my life.

>>6764500
Ookie cookie but no I never actually played it. It's a joke. No one actually played it.

>>6764589
Well, at least I have the excuse of not being a burger or Brit.

>>6764595
I'm not a homo for IRL men, but I always liked the looks of feminine men on a non-sexual level.
There's a really pleasing aesthetic that only them can pull off.

>>6764595
Probably because you're GenZ with tumblr induced psychosis.

>>6764668
I'm 21 in a non anglo country, there was no tumblr faggotry.

>>6764769
1995 is the projected start to GenZ though. You're fucked.

>>6764785
>tfw not a millenial
>tfw finally can shittalk on all those m-muh millenial fags
Thank you anon for telling me that

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>>6764785
I'm fucked how?
I mean, why is this relevant?

>>6764803
It's not officially defined yet. Some people say 1995 while others say 2000. I'm sticking with 1995 because I already hate most people younger than I am. The cultural difference is astounding in a gap as little as five years.

Visiting my partner's parents again, just like every year for the past 6. We fly out into the middle of nowhere this weekend.

There's no internet and my partner's brother is dating this chick who never grew out of the "lol so randum" emo phase and is now a 30 year old with neon hair and attempting to be funny.

>>6763785
ohhh, Anon~